Handsome Idiots: Recent Episodes
Matt Peoples & John Montague
The name says it all. Matt Peoples & John Montague talk about stuff in a garage. IG= @mattpeoplescomedy @montaguecomedy
Couple South Jersey Idiots sitting in a basement getting silly. Josh Ryan & Ricky Paciorek join the fun and we all learned a thing or two. From Rasputin to “is Josh gay?” We cover all the hard hitting topics.
The best guy is back! Geoff Colella of the Big Boy Mountaib Podcast returns to the show to lay down the law.
Bobby Crews is back and better than ever. You may know him from the Durag and the Deertag podcast, or you may your “Back to the Wall” as you listen to this cutie pie belt out some tunes. Just shut up and listen to the boy spit!
The tallest boy in all of Philly Sports reporting has returned to get silly with the Idiots. Check out Crossing Broad, Kyle Rules!
Well look at you now, you all said this thing wouldn’t make it past 20 episodes, and we thought the same too. However here we are celebrating the 100th Episode Live from High Note Humor.
Look if you are really counting the episode numbers then you know these have been wrong all along. So just go with it ya fools. Let’s have some dang fun.
Dude I’m telling you these rocks have some dang power in them. Grab your favorite amethyst, a blankey, and your favorite beverage and listen up.
Dan Callahan of the South Jersey Bad Boys Podcast has returned yet again. And this time he means business.
The basement boys are back and they are better than ever. Hope you idiots enjoy. We love you
The idiots got a new set up. We are in the JayBird Studios, and boy are we cookin! Tune in to hear about how we don’t give two hecks about no Kelce/ Swift hook up.
We got the best dude you know on the cast. Chris Wood, host of Oral Presentations, joins us on the couch for some quality tomfoolery.
The boys are back in town, and our jobs are on the line once again. Sing or swim, the South Jersey Bad Boys are here to rip it up, and leave no man behind. Ok bye.
Rob Crews, Dru Montana, and Naim Ali are three of the most powerful individuals in the world of podcasting. They have reinvented the craft as we know it, and they stopped by to grace us with excellence. Oh and they are all super gay too. Tune in. Tell Brenda, that bitch won’t return our calls.
The idiots are joined by Philly comedian Connor King (America’s Got Talent), and boy does he fit right in. Tune in and follow everything Connor is putting out there @connorkingme . Thank you for listening, make sure you check out our YouTube for video episodes and bonus content, Patreon coming soon. You Rule!
Yet another classic ep with the original two idiots sitting down and coasting thru life. Things come easy when you are blessed with the podcasting skills of these two powerhouses. I told you they would become something big one day Rick!!
It’s a classic Ep! The idiots are back once again on the porch. Everyone said they couldn’t do it, but here we are! Told you Rick, you never trusted us and that is why mom mom cut you out the will.
Them Bad Boys are back! And this time they are extreme than before. From the #2 Greater South Jersey Podcast syndicate. Check it out, tell a freind.
The idiots are joined by Philadelphia Comedian, Bird Watcher, and Die Hard Philly fan Jamie Pappas. Wild discovery that Matt’s apartment is actually on the level of NFL Smash pads…. Tune in!
Justin & Maura from the Love and Then What Podcast join in on the fun as they sit down with your two favorite idiots and get to know one another. Things get awesome, then weird, then weirdly awesome. Check them out!!!
Philly made, California legend, comedian Matt Burns joins the cast and the boy is bringing some heat. Ask him any year and he will give you the NBA Champion that year all while making almost no eye contact!!! That Rules
Audio Only epsiode, but don’t you worry this is a classic. The boys get back to their roots laying around on the porch with two mics, two hearts, 3.5 testicles, and one dream. Tune in ya Idiots.
“We’re not here to gather time. We’re here to set this thing a blaze!” Your favorite idiots are back! No guest, just the original handsome idiots back at it again! Tune in and tell you cousin we are sorry.
Coming to you live from the world famous High Note Humor open mic at the legendary Taproom Bar and Grill. Special guests include Noah Houlihan, Paul Carson, and the king of guests Zachary Kummer! Tune in. You know you want to. You know you’re gonna. Just get into it.
We got Mr. Jake Mattera from the Lil Stinkers podcast on to discuss everything from car arson to Melissa Ethridge.
Look it’s 1:21AM, I am very tired. But for real it was a gosh darn honor to have the Rat Boy himself, James Moss, on the cast. He restores your faith in people from Alabama.
VA Beach Sweet Boy turned Philly Bad Ass Ben Staab joins us to discuss everything from his opinion on our name change to the mayhem and chaos he has been getting himself into around town.
One half of the South Jersey Bad Boys, Brendan Donegan is a comedic dual threat. Both funny and diabetic, you can’t get a more hilarious combo. Have a listen as he joins your two favorite Idiots for the latest installment of the That Rules podcast.
Sidney Gant (Stoner Dadz, Two Jacked Bros) and Brian Finnell (Night Cap Comedy) joined us to discuss everything from crappin up someone else’s bidet to the fastest rising tag related game Kabaddi. Tune in, That Rules!
THAT RULES podcast is here!!! Formerly known as the Handsome Idiots podcast, That Rules will carry the torch going forward. Don’t worry nothing is changing, just getting better! Stay tuned for big guests, silly times, and plenty of great memories. We love you Idiots all sooo much.
Do we have great episode for you. We got Kyle Pagan from Crossing Broad flanked by the Idiots. You may know Kyle as “that tall dude that interviews dudes all over Philly”, but we get to know the real Kyle. Grab a puzzle, throw on some Birds gear, and listen to the dang cast.
We got two of the most Lovable Monsters you can find. Peggy and Ryan fucking rule, and that’s that. Your favorite Aunt and Uncle that might fight a cousin at the holiday party.
Coming in hot!!! With the one and only Muscles Marinara himself, Geoff Colella. You can find Geoff out Mummering 2 Street or you can catch him on Big Boy Mountain podcast!
The fellas from the Two In The Stink Podcast, Rob Stant & Jim Gillespie, linked up with the Idiots. Boy is this a fucking heater!!!!
https://www.onpercs.com/store GO ORDER MIKE RAINEY’S NEW BOOK “ON PERCS” right now!!! We are honored to be joined by Mike Rainey (@mikerainey82 DadMeat, Lil’ Stinkers, On Percs) and Ryan Shaner (@shanercobbedy the End Podcast w/ Ryan Shaner) as our 69th episode guests!!! Just turn it on and listen to the fellas absolutely cook!
Classic cast, just to idiots on a couch discussing everything from Kanye, to ailments. Tune in, and scream the lyrics along with us.
Guests: Naim Ali & Dru Montana from the Durag and the Deertag Podcast sit down for what we can only describe as a idiot masterpiece!!!
WE GOT A BANGER OF AN EPISODE WITH ONE HALF OF @duragandthedeertag , MR. DEERTAG HIMSELF @dru_montana. Tune in.
Look we are contractually obligated to include other South Jersey comedy podcasts while on our meteoric rise. That being said Brendan Donegan and Dan Callahan are bad people, and they really should be deplatformed. But I guess in the meantime enjoy them doing whatever it is they are trying to do. 🎥 🎙: @jstirone
Shut up. Just listen to it. Ok. Love you, ok I know, ok, ok, ok, I’ll let you know when I get home safe. No I’m not too drunk to drive, I’m just tired from a new medicine I’m on. Yeah it’s for this pain I have in my hip. I can feel when it’s about to rain now. Welp, tel Diane we said bye.
The boys are back! And boy are they cooking! Get your headphones and head to trampoline park. @mattpeoplescomedy @montaguecomedy 🎙 🎥: @jstirone
We got the tall man back on the couch, and boy did he have some wild takes! Tune in and see just what makes Rob Cody tick. Produced/filmed/edited/mastered/awesofied by Jay Stirone.
WE GOT VIDEO!!!! Stay tuned for our YouTube page and social medi SNIPPETS from each episode. Shout out to Producer Jay for coming through and making us legit! Hit up Jay on Instagram @jstirone for all your audio/video/genuinely good dude needs.
PORCHCAST, so you know it’s an instant classic. Listen to it, tell your friends to give it a go. It won’t be awful, that’s our guarantee.
This episode is brought to you by the Goodfellow, All In Motion, and OriginalUse brands. All hail our celestial overlord Target!
We did it!!! We finally got the @attentionhorse himself Rob Crews on the cast!!! You may know Rob from his many many endeavors, but true IDIOTS know him as the genius that gave us our intro song that we all hum in our heads as we go about our day. Rob Rules!!! Stay tuned at the end to hear Back to the Wall. (Not Backs Against the Wall, John is a stupid person with a stupid brain)
Look, we ball, you know that, but to what extent can the Idiots put on the full court press? Tune in and find out.
Instant. Classic. Check out Sean and Sean on the Hunk Yard Podcast, god damn are they funny and all around righteous dudes.
Check out Rob on the internet. He is literally everywhere. @robstantcomedy on IG, @stantmanpodcast on IG and YouTube.
We are back, sorry for the delay, we are busy gentleman about town. Speaking of which we got the most gentle man you will ever meet, Paul Carson @silly_boy_paul on this week. Paul is funnier than you, and well us as well. Check out everything he does. Ok listen now. Bye
WE ARE BACK!!! And as dumb as ever. Look we are just two guys trying to make it in this industry, our diets depend on it.
Look we aren’t just average comics with above average hair, we also know sports! Tune in and learn a little bit about what we know about competitive athletics!
There is a comedy podcast war brewing in the South Jersey scene, choose your side wisely. IDIOTS UNITE!
The fellas have decided to expand our reach. This episode is brought to you LIVE!!!…(on Instagram Live… for like 9 minutes).
Yo please stick around until the last like 10 mins to get a taste of the side of Cody Wright that no one has ever seen before. Also catch Cody on his podcast WUDDUP With Rob And Cody
Grab yourself a fancy drink and take a seat while the Idiots tell you the tale of Anthony Frank Hawk, or as you may know him “The Birdman” Tony Hawk.
Ryan Foster is a 7’2” 121lb. poet from The Mainline. He stopped by to tell us some of the wildest stories we have ever heard. Listen. Tell your aunt to listen. Then watch your uncle get mad. Ok bye.
Matt is old now, also he pretend died. Listen if you can, or don’t. We still love you anyway.
Look, birth control ain’t just for the ladies anymore. FELLAS!!!! We did it. We got our own pill, now let’s ban together to get Matt in the test study! @handsomeidiotspod 🎵: Rob Crews (@attentionhorse)
Look, no matter where you stand on what happened, I think we can all agree that the Oscars are gay! Now listen to us talk Big Willie Style getting wicki wicki wild on ole Christopher Rawk.
Talking everything from St. Patty’s day celebrations to Local Sillies. Shut up, tune in, get idiotic.
LeMaire stopped by to hang with the Idiots… and the rest is pure Podcasting gold! Check out LeMaire on the Panties In The Mouth podcast.
Listener, if you wake up and your pee looks foamy…. Well you gotta listen to the episode to find out what to do. We Are Doctors.
You know what it is until you don’t and for this one you don’t. But the more you know the more you grow, and growing is a part of life. Grow Up ya fuckin Idiot!
Welcome an All American Boy Wrestling legend/ comedian Jim Kelly, we got him! Now you get him too!!!
The Big Game is here and we have 2 Free Super Bowl tickets for one lucky listener. Tell all your friends
Save your Jeep Waves for someone else you fucking dorks. The Idiots are all over the map in this episode, so buckle up and take the ride dude! Use promo code IDIOT for 80% off your next Jeep Wrangler purchase
They never really did say too much about the mom from Full House, other than she died. Well the Idiots figured it out. Oak-Town Bound!
This episode does not feature Rob Crews as a guest, however he is 110% to thank for helping us figure out our new mics and thus has made the episode actually possible. Rob will be on a future episode. He’s the best!
WE KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD, WE WILL MAKE IT UP WITH SOMETHING SUPER AWESOME. Do the Dew, or Dewn’t Do Nothing at All. Ok thanks.
Yo listen. We been busy unwrapping our gifts and chugging Nog. Enjoy the full 2 Hour Christmas Special Extravaganza!!!!!!
Listen math is hard, and not clogging toilets is hard too. Learn proper paper distribution. Life lessons learned from pooping. Ok bye.
One nation under Grey, indivisible, because we really don’t care about anything. Nah mean?
Thanksgiving is a time where we take time to reflect on all the things we are truly Thankful for, and we are thankful for our weekly chance to make you just a little bit dumber. You want facts and interesting info? Then go read a book you fucking nerd! Use promo code “CARHARTT BROWN” at your local Heritage’s Dairy Store for 240% off your next hoagie.
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From running bits to runny shits. Also find out about the Karaoke Loop Hole John discovered this past weekend. Use promo code “IDIOT” on any site with a promo code option for “That Promo Code Doesn’t Exist” % off your next order.
Hiya! Welcome to the dojo. Sensei Matt and Sensei John sit down to discuss the martial farts.
Matt learns how to sip bourbon, while John recalls the second greatest concert he’s ever been to.
Listen to that ambient background noise as the Idiots take to the Porch and discus everything from Italian Actors, to back yard all Black BBQ comedy shows.
Malignant is a terrible movie, and Matt has tumor nuts. Late Night cast and the boys were getting after it!!!
Give it up for our special guest Rob Cody(@robcody), a southern gentleman with a northern charm. Horse cops, what’s going on there?
The idiots are back in full force, discussing everything from Karate to Body Surfing Paternity Test. This episode is brought to you by the new TUMS chewier, and Shamrock Sun. Use code “IDIOT” for 10% off at www.shamrocksun.com
Colour (color) blindness (colour vision deficiency, or CVD) affects approximately 1 in 12 men (8%) and 1 in 200 women in the world. In Britain this means that there are approximately 3 million colour blind people (about 4.5% of the entire population), most of whom are male. Worldwide, there are approximately 300 million people with colour blindness, almost the same number of people as the entire population of the USA!
You ever wonder what it is like hitting the road to do a comedy show with your pal? Well quit your stupid wondering and out this in your damn ears!
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Episode 10, the audio is good and the boys are great. Use promo code IDIOT at www.shamrocksun.com for 10% off
Now is the audio quality bad? Yes. But is it also our longest episode yet? Also Yes. Enjoy it, we will have Brendan back on soon and redeem ourself. Use promo code “IDIOT” at www.shamrock sun.com for 10% off your order.
Little bit of illness may delay the Idiots but it will not stop them! Back at it and doing the damn thing! Use promo code IDIOT at www.shamrocksun.com for 10% off
INTRO SONG BY: Rob Crews (@robcrewscomedy) Listen. Tell your friends to listen. USE PROMO CODE “IDIOT” FOR 10% OFF AT WWW.SHAMROCKSUN.COM
Back on some silly shit, the Idiots are in the A/C but still throwing some heat around the room. Joined by Matt’s live in lover and “Roommate”, disgraced former Competitive Comedian Zach Kuhmmer.
THE MICS WORK! Thanks for sticking with us through rough audio quality. Now this one ain’t perfect, but your favorite Idiots are really growing as sound engineers.
You’ll have to listen, also we spoke into mics in this one. Now were those mics active? No. Will we figure it out next week? Maybe. Enjoy anyway.
Just two fellas in a garage, waiting out a storm, talking about what Handsome really means. Tune in ya idiots.
Well we finally did it, and absolutely no one was asking for it. The world was in desperate need of another podcast from Open Mic Stand Up comedians. Here. Enjoy it. Or don’t. Stay handsome you idiots.