Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael and Tori. Join us as we discuss tropes, popular vampire media and books, and everything about the fanged undead.
Tonight, we discuss the 1979 movie Nosferatu, a “stylistic” homage to the original Nosferatu (1922), written and directed by Werner Herzog.
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As you've probably noticed, we have not had a new episode in a bit. Life has gotten busy and we decided to make it official and take an official summer hiatus. You know how it is. Summer isn't a great time for vampires, the nights are just too short! We'll back in a couple months with all new episodes and we appreciate your patience. In the meantime, we're excited to work on some great vampiric content for our return!
We'll be back soon!
Tonight, we discuss the 1992 movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which would go on to inspire the TV series.
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Buffy Wiki at Fandom | https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_(film)
Buffy Wiki at Fandom | https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_(novel)
AV Club Joss Whedon | https://www.avclub.com/joss-whedon-1798208181
I’ll Always Love the Original Buffy the Vampire Slayer | https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2022/07/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-movie-joss-whedon/671005/
https://web.archive.org/web/20160412083950/https://www.cise.ufl.edu/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/hsiao/buffy/get-archive?date=19990117
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Saturday, April 8, 2023.
It was released on Wednesday, April 19, 2023.
In this minisode, Chael tells Tori about the Let the Right One In television show, which is definitely about vampires… but not so much about the book its based on.
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 18, 2023.
It was released on Wednesday, March 29, 2023.
Glass Houses (Book 1 of the Morganville Vampires Series)
In tonight’s Vampire Book Club Episode, we’re going to discuss the YA Novel Glass Houses by Rachel Caine, the first book of the Morganville Vampire Series.
Sources:
Rachel Caine | Wikipedia
The Morganville Vampires | Wikipedia
Rachel Caine’s Website
Glass Houses | Bookshop.org
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 4, 2023.
It was released on Wednesday, March 15, 2023.
Vampire Hunter D
Tonight, we’re discussing the anime OVA Vampire Hunter D (1985) and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000). Plus we talk a lot about anime and anime conventions in this trip down memory lane.
Sources:
Vampire Hunter D (1985) - Wikipedia
Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust - Wikipedia
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on February 12, 2023.
It was released on Wednesday, February 22, 2023.
Black As Night
Tonight, we’re discussing the teen vampire movie Black As Night, which was released on October 1, 2021 on Prime Video by Amazon Studios.
Sources:
Black As Night on Amazon Prime
IMDB - Black as Night
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on January 1, 2023. It was released on Wednesday, February 8, 2023.
Near Dark
Tonight, we’re going to discuss the 1987 cult classic vampire movie Near Dark. Chael is a huge fan but Tori had never seen it before. Join us as we discuss what we liked, what we didn’t, and then let us know what you think of Near Dark!
Sources:
NEAR DARK OOP DOCUMENTARY
Kathryn Bigelow on Near Dark
Finger Lickin' Good: The Wild Wild Underworld of Near Dark by Video Nasty for Studio Canal UK
Near Dark | Wikipedia
Year of the Vampire: Near Dark is a Western Horror that Reworks the Captivity Narrative
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on December 11, 2022.
It was released on Wednesday, January 25, 2023.
Greetings, fiends! Today we have another Vampire Book Club episode where we discuss the 2021 YA Vampire Novel, The Lost Girls by Sonia Hartl. We discuss the book’s plot, characters, and somewhat unique vampire lore, as well as what we liked and what didn’t work as well. Join us!
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on December 3, 2022.
It was released on Wednesday, December 14, 2022.
Resources:
Sonia Hartl | Website
The Lost Girls | Bookshop.org
Greetings, fiends! Today we discuss the novel Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist. We do a deep dive recap of the book and discuss the plot and characters, talk a little about the Swedish movie adaptation and the short story Let the Old Dreams Die.
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on February 21, 2022.
It was released on Wednesday, December 7, 2022.
Sources:
Let the Right One In | Bookshop.org
Let the Old Dreams Die | Bookshop.org
Salem’s Lot (1979)
What happens when Tori & Chael from Vampires Ruined My Life and Tori & Nic from I Want to Rewatch do a crossover? Would you believe a dæmonic creature known as Vic-Ra the Never-Living takes over hosting duties? Find out by joining us for:
I Want To Vampire!
In this special crossover episode, we discuss the 1979 miniseries version of Salem’s Lot, including how it compares to the 2004 version and the book.
Originally recorded: 20 November 2022.
Originally edited: 25 November 2022 - 28 November 2022.
Originally released: 30 November 2022.
This episode was edited by Lazy N Productions.
Sources:
Salem's Lot (1979 miniseries) | Wikipedia
The Top 10 Scariest Movie Scenes | Empire | The Internet Archive Wayback Machine (this takes a LONG time to load, for very little info, TBH)
The Story Behind One of the Creepiest Scenes in TV History | Vanity Fair
Salem's Lot: All 4 Cuts Of Stephen King's 1979 Miniseries Explained
The Salem’s Lot Movie Is Officially Rated R | Fangoria
Psalm 23 | King James Version
The Marsten House | Salem's Lot: Then And Now
Bluff Street, Ferndale, CA | Google Street View | June 2021
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There have been a few adaptations of Stephen King’s vampire novel Salem’s Lot over the years. Today, we discuss the 2004 TNT Miniseries Adaptation, starring Rob Lowe and Andre Braugher. Not going to lie, it’s kind of a mess. We discuss the story, what worked and what didn’t, and the vampire lore.
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on March 27, 2022.
It was released on Wednesday, November 23, 2022.
The finale is here! Season 1 of AMC’s Interview with the Vampire is over. So how did it end? And how are we feeling about the first season overall? Chael and Tori break down Episode 7: “The Thing Lay Still,” discuss how the finale’s “reveals” worked (or didn’t), and what they think about this television adaptation so far.
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Sunday, November 6, 2022 at 11 am.
It was released on Wednesday, November 9, 2022.
Tori had a few audio issues and had to re-record a few bits, which is why there’s some audio weirdness in a few places.
"Sufficiently creepy" is a thing Anderson says that we totally failed to mention in the episode. I guess this is our version of an easter egg. ;)
It’s the penultimate episode of AMC’s Interview with the Vampire Season 1. They’re back to vampire camp but still can’t seem to decide what tone they’re going for. Chael and Tori break down Episode 6: “Like Angels Put in Hell By God” and discuss a few theories as we head into the season finale.
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Sunday, October 30, 2022 at 10 am.
It was released on Wednesday, November 2, 2022.
Tori had some issues with her mic this episode that she’s still trying to troubleshoot, so sorry for the less-than-stellar audio.
Well, that sure was an episode of the show called Interview with the Vampire. Chael and Tori sit down to try to unpack what they just watched and their feelings about Episode 5: “A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart.” Join us, and then let us know your thoughts on this episode!
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Sunday, October 23, 2022 at 3 pm.
It was released on Wednesday, October 26, 2022.
Greetings, fellow vampire fans. Today, Chael and Tori, two fans of The Vampire Chronicles books, continue their discussion of the AMC Interview with the Vampire Series with Episode 4: “The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood With All A Child’s Demanding." This episode heralds the arrival of Claudia. Plus we discuss our wild theories and Rashid from the VC books!
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Sunday, October 16, 2022 at 11 am.
It was released on Wednesday, October 19, 2022.
Greetings, fellow vampire fans. Today, Chael and Tori, two fans of the Vampire Chronicles books, continue their discussion of the AMC Interview with the Vampire Series. They discuss Episode 2: “...After the phantoms of your former self” and Episode 3: “Is my very nature that of the devil?”
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This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded on Sunday, October 9, 2022 at 10 am.
It was released on Wednesday, October 12, 2022 and edited by Tori.
Just a note: while editing this episode, I realized I complained a lot about "the editing" in episode 2. I was mostly talking about story/script editing, not the actual video editing, although I do wonder if the first scene is some kind of holdover from something that was cut.
Greetings, fellow vampire fans. Today, Chael and Tori, two fans of The Vampire Chronicles books, discuss their thoughts and feelings on the pilot episode of AMC’s new Interview with the Vampire show. We didn’t hate it! But we do have quibbles and questions! We go over the plot, some of the changes, and spout some totally random theories of where the show might be going since it’s so different from the books. Join us, and then let us know what you think!
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Hey, hey, hey, we're back, babycakes! ahem I mean, uh.... Greetings, Darklings. We have returned from our seasonal slumber. Tonight, we wish to delight you with tales of the most horrible abomination: child vampires. So sit back, relax, get a goblet of wine, and listen to us discuss those tiny holy terrors.
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Links and Sources:
Interview with the Vampire: Claudia’s Story by Ashley Marie Witter and Anne Rice
Alexander Drew - True Blood Wiki
Shmoop: ‘Salem’s Lost Study Guide
Innocent No More: How Child Vampires Challenge the Social Narrative of Childhood
And our own brains, which is why we get things wrong ;)
Also, this was recorded a while ago, before Baby Colin was a thing on What We Do In the Shadows, which is why he doesn't get a mention.
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Good evening, Darklings. Welcome back to another meeting of our Vampire Book Club. Tonight, we discuss the 1982 novel Fevre Dream by George R.R. Martin, about a mysterious benefactor who commissions a steamboat from a struggling steamboat captain to traverse the river for his strange own purposes. Meanwhile, in New Orleans, an evil vampire with a horde of vampire cohorts lurks at a plantation home, killing indiscriminately.
Join us for a breakdown and discussion of this vampire novel!
Also, this is our last episode of Season 1. Please subscribe, rate, and review on your favorite podcast app so you know when we return, or follow us on social media for updates. And if you want to suggest books, movies, tv shows, or topics for episodes to us, you can reach out to us on Twitter or Instagram anytime!
We will return with Season 2 before too many suns have set.
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Fevre Dream by George R.R. Martin
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Good evening, dark ones and those who join us in the dark. This evening, we're discussing vampire slayers and hunters. As long as there have been stories about monsters, there have been stories about heroes who fight those monsters. Vampires are no exception. Most of us here are fanged fiends who are unapologetically #TeamVampire, but even we must admit sometimes vampires go too far and must be stopped. So join us as we discuss some favorite and notable vampire hunters and slayers and why we can appreciate them.
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How did 18th-century vampire hunters identify the undead? Blood and fingernails. By Oscar Urbiola - National Geographic
TVTropes: Vampire Hunters
Vampire Diaries Fan Wiki: Vampire Hunters
Count Duckula Fandom Wiki
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter - Wikipedia
Abraham Van Helsing - Wikipedia
I Want to Rewatch: Scoobynatural [Podcast]
I Want to Rewatch Patreon
Chael's Twitch Channel
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Hello, Dark Ones and Daywalkers! Tonight, we discuss the 1998 cinematic masterpiece, BLADE, about a half-vampire (or dhampir) who hunts vampires with the help of an old mentor and a hematologist. Chael had never seen Blade, so this was her first watch, while Tori saw it when it came out and probably a few times since. We discuss the making of the movie and the cast of characters, as well as the vampire tropes in Blade and how those same tropes appear in other vampire media.
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Good evening, darklings! Tonight, we discuss the many diseases that may or may not have inspired vampire folklore or tales of the undead, and how those illnesses are used in modern vampire media, and some historical stories of the "undead."
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Rabies' horrifying symptoms inspired folktales of humans turned into werewolves, vampires and other monsters | The Conversation
Were Vampires Rabid? | Science
Porphyria - Symptoms and causes | Mayo Clinic
Vampire myths originated with a real blood disorder | The Conversation
Tuberculosis | Wikipedia
The Last American Vampire | History.com
New England vampire panic | Wikipedia
Mercy Brown vampire incident | Wikipedia
Vampires: The Real History | Live Science
How a 19th Century Disease Panic Created "Vampires" (video)
Vampires Through the Ages: Lore & Legends of the World's Most Notorious Blood Drinkers by Brian Righi | Amazon.com
"3" | Season 2, Episode 7 | I Want To Rewatch: An X-Files Podcast
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Hello, darklings! In this edition of our Vampire Book Club, Chael and Tori discuss and review the classic literary work Vampire Breath, a Goosebumps book, by RL Stine. Chael is a big collector of kid lit who believes baby bats deserve good vampire reads. But does this one hold up? And what is “vampire breath” anyway?
Tori and Chael discuss the book, plus their own childhood reading habits, and the fact that they both spent their childhoods in search of the paranormal...
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Vampires… pale, undead, alluring?
In our first episode, your dark hostesses discuss how they became entranced with the vampire, and why they believe others may find these creatures appealing. What draws people to creatures of the night? Why do we find them so fascinating and even, perhaps, want to join the undead ranks?
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Darklings! Join us at the Theatres Des Vampires to watch the classic 1987 movie, The Lost Boys. Chael is a lifelong fan of this cinematic masterpiece. Tori had never seen it until now.
We discuss the history of The Lost Boys, the vampire tropes it contains, and how this movie has influenced other vampire media, along with trivia and our thoughts and impressions.
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Welcome, mortals and immortals who've come to our dark corner of the podcast world! Behold this small bite, a teaser of our upcoming podcast where we will dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers.
COMING SOON!
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