lyz reviews asoiaf (wink): Recent Episodes

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i discuss george rr martin's seminal fantasy work 'a song of ice and fire', with a focus on the religious systems and worldbuilding

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i try to divorce the show from the books as much as possible, but jason mamoa was the perfect khal drogo. couldn't have cast it better myself

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you know i miss robert baratheon. in a few books you're gonna be pining for a king whose worst crime was total disinterest

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can we appreciate for a second how chill dorne is? very liberal in their attitude toward relationship styles and queer identity, support women's inheritance claims for titles and wealth, and have the slayest sigil

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i hope you get to a feast for crows in my lifetime (don't worry about how many hours that is) because i have thoughts about cersei's pov and i need to share them

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i'll never forgive the character assassination jon snow received on the tv adaption

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interesting how theres no concept of like. numerology or lucky/unlucky numbers in asoiaf. i feel like george would be into that

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i find it very funny how different all the baratheons are. like how did a single family manage to raise the most incompatible men on earth

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george rr martin came up with a company of soldiers wearing rainbow cloaks and thought it was such a good idea he used it TWICE. once with renly's rainbow kingsguard, and then again with the faith militant fighting for the high septon. gay rights i guess

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hey did you know that ser flement brax's helmet has an alleged unicorn horn on it? he's probably lying but i think it's a funny thing to claim regardless. get unicorned idiot

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i am absolutely a sansa stark stan first and a person second. the final season of the show sucked shit, but i'm willing to overlook it all to see my girl as queen in the north

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hey your favourite number! or at least what yout old me was your favourite number when i was little. i wonder if i ever asked you to elaborate. anyway here's the eighth part!!

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i do apologise for some of the voices the reader chose for some characters. like i get that reading asoiaf is a committment and theres more characters than stars in the sky but come on man

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i want you to notice, as you listen to these, the incredible garishness of the nobles livery. gucci is kinda the natural descendant of that don't u think?

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personally i'd be a hightower. the name rocks and given the real actual engagement with gods that are possible in this world, i feel like a family with a mystic history kinda works for me

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hey dad if you were in westeros i think you'd probably be a stark. ned's a very you character

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damn i just realised that calling these chapters doesn't actually line up with the content so i can't give you a fun little synopsis, sorry about that!!

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rip to jon arryn and bobbie b is on his way to visit his beloved ned in the ass crack of the north

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i have thoughts about the opening of grrms series. let me take you on a journey