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Stan Grunewald
It wasn't/isn't boring. I'm happier 'kinda sober' as opposed to 'never sober'. I stopped blaming people for my own shit a long time ago. I skipped high school for marriage and college, then dropped out of that. Not often, but sometimes I was right for selfish reasons! It's too bad I can't remember EXACTLY when that happened! I'm not right all the time, but here's what i got...
your wife forfeits rights IMMEDIATELY upon moving to Oklahoma.
if your precious child is born incorrectly here, AS OKLAHOMA LAW stands, they are guilty and denied medical care too!
EVERYONE has automatic weapons without license, permit, training or accountability
The mindless here REFUSE to admit their own guilt and continue to use GOD to not only hide their shame, but ATTACK your innocent family!
They are truly the wicked prophesied and offenders of children!
STRONGLY DEDICATED to the wimps of Oklahoma who stood idly by and allowed OLDER WEALTHIER MEN to brow beat 'em down and allow 'em to rape their wives too!
YOU COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU STAND UP?!
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LAURALLESS LOOMER, DONALD TRUMP FELL FOR WHORED HER WAY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, MELANIA's OUT THE FREAKIN' DOOR
DON TRUMP LIES AND HE CRIES, DON'T GET WHAT THE HELL, EVERYONE'S IS UPSET FOR MTG IS THE LAP DOG, LAURA LOOMER IS THE 2 FACED WHORE
NO MORE POWER TRIP TIES, WEAK ASS MAGA TRUMP HUMPED US WORLD CLASS
SO I SAY, I SAY HELL NO.....I'M ROLLIN' OUTTA MAGA TOWN where loomer lies are born to whore around So I SAY HELL NOW, ......i'm rollin' outta maga town Harris Polls WAY UP, Donald Trump POLL LIMPED Down rollin' out of MAGA TOWN!
A black man was just run out of town today!!!!!!! What in the hell is the matter with SELF TITLED, 'Republican' unmen?!!!!!!!
DON BACKS DOWN, WHEN KAMALA IS IN TOWN
BILLY BAD ASS IS IN THE HOUSE NOT MAKIN' A FREAKIN' SOUND,
let's watch Trump Back down, GOP CAN'T STAND THEIR GROUND,
THEY FORGOT THE WORLD TURNS ROUND,
Who's gonna keep the spoiled brats from tearing democracy right down
Kamala stands her ground
pissy Don is a gutless clown
HEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........PRISON IS THE ONLY WAY OUT
HEEEYYYYY DONNIE..........HOW THE HELL DOES THIS SOUND?
You can have Hannibals Cell downtown
when the right WENT FAR TOO RIGHT
threw a fit out of spite
IN A WORLD FULL OR HURT they PISS AND CRY ALL AROUND
but you STAND your ground
AND let's watch TRUMP back DOWN!
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A very Sincere, HELLO, to my DEAR FEW LISTENERS ON THIS CHANNEL! I moved to video on Rumble!
Yeah, I'm migrating into video, but just wanted to drop off a good parody!
Great FUN newscasts on the new channel, so please check it out, AND LIKE IT OR SHARE IT PLEASE!
Your loud old friend! Hope you join me over there! thanks!!
Stan
- Check out the video on: https://rumble.com/v5bgj1p-don-elon-song-aka-donnie-long-wlyrics-below.html
- HI GUYS, JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS ONE LAST PARODY OUT BEFORE HEADING OVER THE HORIZON! I was working on it yesterday before I just gave up! Thanks for the hits today! I have little doubt it's the politicians and folks who send me the threats and shit! Laugh it up fuckers!
- I'm not gone.....eventually people will dig this shit, then it'll be your ass.
- HAHAHA, ANYWAY, CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ON
- MUSK AND TESLA, BUILT AN ARMORED CARMOUNTED MACHINE GUNS KILL ALLIES AFARIT WAS A GIFT TO PUTIN HIS DEAR COMRADE FRIENDHE CAN USE TO COMBAT THE BRADLEY AND UKRANIANSHEY DON, SELLING A NAZI LIKE SHIRT MARJORIE MEIN KAMPF BROWN SHIRTS DON'T CARE WHO THEY HURTGUTLESS GOP THEY LOOK THE OTHER DAMNED WAYYET CRY FOR THEMSELVES EVERY SINGLE DAYHELL WE ALL KNOW DON DON'T GIVE A DAMN, HE'S JUST MAGA GLAMSTILL USING THE TALKING POINTS THAT HIS HANDLERS CAN'T BACK STILL THEY KEEP FORCING ON YOU A SHORT STORY HALF TRUE DID YOU KNOW YOU COME OFF AS A LYING MEAT HEADED SHIT SACK!!!!don don don don.....elon elonHey whiny boyS, don't you damned dare poutNOW IT'S YOUR RIGHTS, THAT ARE IN SERIOUS DOUBTBILLY BAD ASS, DID YOU HEAR HARRIS IS IN TOWNHEY WHERE YA RUNNIN', ARE GONNA BACK DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DONWDON DON SHORT STROKING ELON, IT'S HOW THEY GET ALONG, I THINK THEY'RE GAYDON DON VLADDY PUTIN ELON.....YOUR CIRCLE JERKS WRONG....NIET NIET NIETDON DON DON DON'S ain't no KING KONG HE'S AN ORANGE DING DONG HEY HEY HEY....DON DON GONNA RUN TO HONG KONG JUST TO PROLONG, HIS PRISON STAYDON DON DON AND ELON.....WE'RE SINGING THIS SONG, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR WAY
- According to the WHO Monkey Pox is back and shall be just something else Trump supporters catch for NOT protecting themselves or family!
- The Rampant Stupidity Ballad!
- GOOD NEWS FOR MAGA WOMEN IN AMERICA!!!!!!
- Women are allowed to destroy their own credit without any fuckin' help
- Parkay is a Pile of Shit when it comes to women
- Josh Hawley.....another spoiled self server is in REAL TROUBLE WITH THE BUSHWACKERS!
- One, twice, three times a dumb ass
- Tommy Lee's kid got kicked off the golf course in California!
- Vince Neil doesn't know the words to his own fucking songs!
- Nikki Sixx needs to pocket his ego, get behind and line up his FORMER great rock band that has fucking pissed me off to no end!!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LET ME DOWN SIXX! THAT'S FROM ONE BASTARD TO ANOTHER FUCKER!
- by the way, DID I MENTION THAT JD VANCE IS BEING DROPPED from the presidential ticket and we are being mentally prepared for Nikki Sixx...........shit......I mean Haley!
- STUPID ASS not only killed the value of his own stock on Elon's podcast last night, but simultaneously violated federal law and is NOW BEING SUED BY THE UAW!
- I PREDICT JD VANCE IS GONE! They'll find a way to replace him!
Epstein's Plane plane you say That Plane, Trump Got a good deal
The ghost of Jeffrey sold it Don for less than 17 mil
Guess the deal was great, Trump flies state to state
name the plane jailbait, or CHUCKIE CHEESE thrills..
HEY WHIPE THAT PLANE DOWN BEFORE YOU GET ONBOARD
SEVEN DUST THE CARPET, AND CHAIRS - IT'S WHERE DON TRUMP ONCE WHORED
Covid Crabs on the prowl - At trump rallies they howl
IT'S SO DAMNED REAL......OOOOOOOO
EPSTEIN'S PLANE!!!!!!!
- How it feels being 55
- Trump's Obsession with crowd size says a lot
- Dear Stan letters
- Oklahoma News!
- If you ever spoke out against Trump and it got back to him, you better be afraid! ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT ALLEGATIONS, they've been collecting all of our information!
- "Trump's Sweet Ass o' Mine - Stan the Jokeman original: Elon is rotten in Trump he SeeSomeone equally spoiled and brattywhere it's never your fault and you're given your fit throwin' waySpy on folks n crap your pantsn brow beat goofs like jd vanceMusk-a-Trump hump and dump, comes off kinda catty gay?Elooonn loves Don's Sweet Ass so fineit's a complicated friendshipBUTTHOLES intertwinedIt's in Don's Eyes, an Elon SurpriseInterviews and moneyGrab Trump a Towel to wipe his faceHe looks a little sweatyTrump has plans for full revengePlenty of rights will be stripped awayHe'll pardon himself, then put on some MuskIt'll be a tubesteak buffet!whoa Elon Loves Don's sweet assit's a reach around fiestano thank you I'll pass
The old 'frog brother' has been left behind and is now looking for a new gig!
Have you loaned Felman
- Lou Cipher gets things going on a FRIDAY by being fingered banged by a PRINCE ROBOT
- Kamala Don outtake comparisons to draw on! YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND!
- VJ DAY and how to celebrate it!
- The State of Oklahoma Hates State Superintendent Ryan Walters!!!
"Circle Jerks of Trump's House" an American ballad ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC
JD PROBLY HAS AFFAIRS WITH THOSE HE DOESN'T TRUST
AND ORDERS HIS SUSHI WELL DONE
STILL IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT, THERE'S BEEN NO DROPPING OF HIS SACK
AND RNC CAN'T BUY HIM CONVICTION
DONALD DUCKING OUT OF THE NEXT DEBATE
WHILE KAMALA DOES IT THE AMERICAN WAY
TWO FACED DON TRUMP, CAN'T BACK HIS OWN SHIT
GOP'S TERRIFIED OF WHAT HE MIGHT SAY
The Circle Jerks of TRUMP'S House
Hunter Biden Crazy
Fake Elector Schemes
& DISHNORABLE SUPREME COURT Robes
THEY THINK THEY OWN THIS PLACE
AND THAT MAYBE THEY YOU......NOOOOOOO
CIRCLE JERKS GOTTA go
CIRCLE JERKS OF TRUMP'S HOUSE
- Trump 's Selling out America song by Stan the Jokeman
- I have to get a new phone number because Trump won't leave me alone
- Duane Thompson passes away
- Young man LITERALLY butchers his father in CONNETI CUT YOUR ASS UP!
- Jenna Ellis and Adin Ross with Actual audio!
- Before the RNC can claim he's a 'Pelosi Operative' or some nonsense, I figured I'd stop in and give you a heads up about the new VP pick for Presidential Candidate Harris.
- Elon Musk Fans Have discovered my show along with some of other fine fucked up folks!
- Trump sides with Russia again this past weekend and MAGA continues to cheer on the fall of America!
- Trump is firing his Siberian hooker!
Don Trump Stay or Don Trump go
ABC they have the flo
Kamala's waiting don't ya know
Trump's excuses start to flow
NO MORE BS TO BESTOW
DON TRUMP STAY OR Don TRUMP GO
OLD DON TRUMP HE'S LOSING IT
JD'S 2 FACED AND UNFIT
THE MORONS MAKE THE PERFECT COUPLE
SHITTY BRITCHES AND BARNEY RUBBLE
KAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOW
DON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GO
TRUMP AGREED ON ABC NOW.......SAID HE'D DEBATE ON ABC NOW
SAID HE'D FACE 'EM ANY DAY
NOW CHICKEN SHIT JUST RUN AWAY
KAMALA'S WAITING DON'T YA KNOW.....DON TRUMP STAY OR DON TRUMP GO
- From jacked up license plates to NUTTY UN-Christian, anti-American, UN-Constitutional leadership I truly believe Oklahomans could better themselves, WHICH INCLUDES ME!
- Sorry for the delay on today's parody!
- DON DON'T SAY BLACK! don don don, don't say black...........don.......don't say the word black againDon't say black.......Don Trump.......you're not making againDonald Trump dove into Chicago all just to reach outFirst question out the freakin' gate made the little boy poutLost for words he found bitchy reasons to shoutcause Trump can't take the blows, but he loves to dish outhey donDON'T SAY BLACK.........
DON'T SAY BLACK............DON TRUMP......DON'T SAY THE WORD BLACK AGAIN
TRUMP'S BLACK........DOESN'T MAKE MUCH FREAKIN' SENSE AGAIN
STUID ASS WENT TO CHICAGO, SAID HE WANTS TO REACH OUT
HER FIRST QUESTION WAS THE TOUGHEST TO TAKE, SO HE STARTED TO POUT
BOY DON CAN'T TAKE THE BLOWS, BUT HE CAN SURE DISH IT OUT
- The first and second place recipients announced right out the gate, and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO PLACED FIRST!
- The 2nd place recipient of the Stupid Ass Statement of the Week Award
- Kamala Harris is going to handler her business regardless!
- Oklahoma continues to follow the path of Mein Kampf!
- PROVING MY POINT ONCE AGAIN: Sissy boy muskrat can't back his own shit up, so he shuts down and throws gas on any question HE'S THE GUTLESS pussy he is!:
- Elon 's a Pussy aka Twit Shit song lyrics 2024 ©Jokeman Produtions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show something's wrong with ELON today....I know exactly what it isit shouldn't be no damned surpriseon X Elon shut me down today CAUSE i won't give in TO HISHEY X-LAX WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYESHAVIN' A FREAKIN' FITMUSK 'S GONE TWITT SHITIT WAS JEFF BRIDGES NOW ELON BITCHES AND CRIES A LITTLE BIT(MAIN CHORUS)Elon's a pussyElon's a pussyElon's a pussy
Let's all Watch Don Back Down
Chicken Shit IS A gutless clown
He'll hide in the house when Kamala is in town
She's hear ta spank that clown
GOP can't stand their ground
as the world turns round
and we'll keep the wicked brats from dragging USA down
AND take the woman who's brown
WHILE pasty orange backs down!
HEY........DONNIE.....prison's THE ONLY WAY OUT
HEY....... DONNIE.....your the most famous inmate around
YOU CAN HAVE HANNIBALS CELL DOWNTOWN
when the right WENT FAR TOO RIGHT
threw a fit out of spite
IN A WORLD FULL OR HURT they cry and whine all around
but you STAND your ground
WHILE TRUMP SO GOES DOWN!
- DEATH by roller coaster!
- The Midwest inflation con continues to be ignored by the locals
- OKLAHOMA defies the American Constitution to FORCE their IDEA of our GOD on innocent children!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!
Let's Vance
searching for dolphins and pics of jen anniston nude
let's vance
thrusting your hips into the sleeper sofa you screw
LET'S SWITCH
Changing masks again, who the hell can he be
LET'S FLINCH
Jim Hamel signed the Trump pledge, AND DROPPED TO HIS KNEES
AND WHEN THEY SAID TRUMP, WE SAW A NEW JD
GROW FACIAL HAIR, so he wouldn't SEE, HIS FACE marshmellowy
AND A CAT LADY WILL NEVER DO! JD BOUGHT AN lovely IMMIGRANT TO SCREW
AND IF AMERICA SHOULD FALL, REMEMBER IT ALL
YOUR REPUBLICAN DOLL CRAWL LIKE A COWARD
- Here's something for you to pray about tomorrow self titled "Christian" Trump supporters!
- I focus this entire segment TODAY on MY HOME STATE OF OKLAHOMA and in particular, Oklahoma women who abandoned their own virtues and common sense.
I F**KED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWN
HE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST P*SS IN TOWN
SO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEEL
YOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEAL
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THERE
WITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
THE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENE
ANTI-AMERICAN DREAM
BETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMP
OFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMP
IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMP
AND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMP
OH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKIN
IT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EAR
THE DETAILS SO UNCLEAR
SHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER
I FUCKED UP AND DONALD TRUMP LET ME DOWN
HE CLAIMED TO BE TOUGH.......BUT IS THE BIGGEST WHOOSE IN TOWN
SO I KNOW....STUPID ASS, JUST HOW YOU FEEL
YOU GOT SUCKERED INTO TRUMP UNIVERSITY, AND CHEAP ART OF HIS DEAL
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM LYIN' THERE
WITH HIS BROOD MARE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
THE KREMLIN IS THEIR SCENE
ANTI-AMERICAN DREAM
BETTER GO AHEAD AND JUMP
OFF THE SHIP CALLED TRUMP
IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D JUMP
AND SAY KISS MY ASS TRUMP
OH SO, THEY HATE JEWS AND MOST BACKS AND ANY DARK SKIN
IT'S NOT O KKK DAMN IT DUMB ASS! SMALL MINDS NEVER WIN!
CAN'T YOU SEE HIM standing THERE WITH TELEPROMPTER HOLE IN HIS EAR
THE DETAILS SO UNCLEAR
SHOULD MAKE LYING A CAREER
- Nikki Haley needs to just go ahead and pose for a nudie magazine! SHE'S SO UNPREDICTABLY PREDICTABLE!! SPREAD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS NIKKI!
- Guy McAlester accidentally craps his britches LIVE on the air!
- Garden hoses.....not just for the garden!
- Donald Trump Lies about being a Confused 2 faced Liar!
- MAGA refuses to acknowledge the hurt they've caused. There in lies the problem! It's as simple as that!
- Stuttering is hilarious!
- Trump continues to incite violence in a subtle way!
- Its all about the number 39 today folks! That's the number of economy/budget conscience Americans!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS GALORE!
Here's some song lyrics for a ball drop song: LET YOUR BALLS, FREAKIN' DROP
STOP BEIN' A FLOPPY COCK
DONALD TRUMP ALL DOUBLE TALK
HE'S ALL THROUGH
VOTE RED WHITE AND BLUE
WANTED BIDEN GONE, NOW CRY, WAH FOUL PLAY
MORE EXCUSES FLOW FROM THE GOP TODAY
WHINE AND CRY FOR THEIR DARK MASTA
EVIL RED VS AMERICA
JOE HEARD THE CALLS AND HE STEPPED DOWN
NOW LOOK WHO'S LEFT TO FACE THE CLOWN
HARRIS, KNOWS HER WAY AROUND
BUT THEY'LL VOTE TRUMP, CAUSE SHE'S FEMALE BROWN
SHE'S BEEN LOCKING UP RAPISTS, PERHAPS IT IS FATE
PROTECTING YOUNG WOMEN FROM MEN FILLED WITH HATE
FIGHTING LIKE HELL TO GET BACK ALL WOMEN'S RIGHTS
WHILE DON TRUMP SCREWS HORSES, TOO GUTLESS TO FIGHT!!!
DUMB TRUMP HE KNOWS BEST, THEY WANT YOU TO SEE
BUT KAMALA SAYS YOUR CALL, AMERICA IS FREE
KAMALA GOT THE SKILLS
TRUMP'S GOT BS JIVE
KICK HIM IN HIS BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!
AND TAKE BACK YOUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!
- Desperate devils realizing just how evil Trump is, BEGIN WORK on Harris Campaign!
- MAJOR DONOR DONATIONS coming from little old us!
- Donald Trump is being tit fed by Elon Musk
- Donald Trump is already making excuses for NOT making the 2nd debate!
- Killer deli Meats
- a little truth rant
- Clint Eastwood's wife dies mysteriously or in a tubing accident? Who the hell knows?
- NO MORE EXCUSES women! Are you a brood mare who does what daddy says and allow your rights to life be removed, OR DO YOU THINK FOR YOURSELF and NOT LISTEN TO DADDY?!!
- If you goofs don't do it this time, YOU ARE EXACTLY WHAT THE BOY'S CLUB SAYS YOU ARE!!
Let's draw you a bath, it's called hygiene control
Epson salt, it cleans your butthole
THOUGHT I WAS CLEAN, CAUSE I SHOWER DAILY
PLEASE SAY THAT DEAD BUG WAS IN THE TUB BEFORE ME
I HAVE A NASTY ASS, I THOUGHT IT WAS SO CLEAN
BUT THE BATHWATER HAS TURNED ORANGE BLUE GREEN
HOW IN THE HELL AM I STILL ALIVE
I HAVE A NASTY ASS,... DON'T LET THE SHOWER FOOL YA
EVERYDAY, SCRUBBED MY BALLS WITH A LOOFAH
NOW THERE'S A DEAD BUG IN THE BATHTUB
I HAVE A NASTY ASS
HE WANTS TO KISS HER ON THE MAIN STAGE
WORLDWIDE LOVE FEST ON FULL DISPLAY
BUT AFTER PLAYMATES AND CANINE PORN STARS
YOU BET MELANIA SHE'LL PULL AWAY
TRUMPS WANTS TO SHOW THAT HE'S A SWEETHEART
A SIBERIAN HOOKER, KIND OF MAN
BUT MEL'S JUST BUYIN' TIME, NO CONJUGAL VISITS
SHE BE HITTIN THE BRICKS, SOON AS SHE CAN
OH NO ONE, CAN HOLD THEIR FAKE FREAKIN' LOVE TOGETHER INTACT THIS LONG
KISS DON FOR ME
HE'LL HIRE YOU TO GET LAID
KISS DON FOR ME
JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PAID
- NOW THAT YOUR OFF MOM'S BOOB BOYS, it's time to mentally prepare for all the other that'll be thrown at ya and THE BEST WAY of dealing with 'em! How's that? By knowing what not to do! Agnes McAlester give solid advice so write this shit down!!!!!
- I'VE never seen so much dishonor gathered in one place. It's as unpatriotic and anti-American as it is two faced and blasphemous! "MASS DEPORTATIONS THEY SAY"
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"Poser Vance VP"
oh he changed his mind, wouldn't be the first time
Is he trust worthy, jd VANCE VP
It was just last week he ran Trump down
Now come Tuesday, he works for that clown
POSer to the bone
guess we should have known
is he trust worthy, POSER VANCE VP
SAYS HE'LL DO HIS BEST, THAT HE'LL REALLY TRY
BUT WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON, KEEPS US WONDERING WHY
POSER VANCE VP
Two faced maybe three
ya'll can lie about out Ukraine
how you turned your back INSANE
all for Russia's Vladdy
Don't listen to smart guys
Let's fill the room with my lies
and excuses for daddy
Selling out Red White and Blue
Turn their backs on me and you
Cashing in!
IGNORE YOUR friends and leave them there
Trumplicans they do not care
you bet they know, but live the lie of a ho
- THE GOP will work overtime to place reason and shame on someone or something else for the fact that Americans are looking to kill them now!!!
- Richard Simmons and I had a run in back in the 1900's
- Then he died
- What has been taking place in America for the world to see! TOO BAD TRUMP SUPPORTERS CANNOT SEE IT, because they refuse to.
TOM HAD A 10" PENIS
THEN SECRET SERVICE BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF
THERE'S NO NEED TO TURN YOUR freakin' HEAD AND COFF
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS YOUR PENIS
IT'S THE QUIET ONES YOU GOT TO WATCH
BUT THEY DIDN'T SHOOT HIM IN THE CROTCH
UNWOUNDED PENIS
OH, TOM'S DOWN TO ONE HEAD
OH, TOM'S DOWN TO ONE HEAD
TOM HAD A 10" CONEY
OR WAS THE ART CLASS RULER RUMOR JUST PHONEY
DID ANY OF YA CHICKS RIDE HIS BALONEY PONY
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE PENIS
- Two faced devils say one thing, but do the exact opposite! THERE'S A REASON for it and WHY THEY ARE NOW PLAYING THE VICTIM!
- Why I feel the violence will only escalate! America is being attacked by outright TRAITORS to America and American homes! THAT IN AND OF ITSELF IS ENOUGH! they just can't believe it!
- TWO FACED SUPREME COURT MAGA JUSTICES ARE IN REAL REAL TROUBLE after all the permanent pain and damage they've done to innocent Americans!
- REPUBLICANS REPRESENT TWO FACED DOMESTIC TERROR with actual audio
- Dear Stan Letters!
- Aileen Cannon just gave Trump the Fuhrer, Immunity Okay to continue selling American secrets!
- AMERICA IS FLAT OUT UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!
- I'm beginning to believe this is yet ANOTHER Trump/GOP/Russian con job!!!!!! I have actual audio from the BBC and an eyewitness to the assassin himself!
- This morning I woke up highly upset with what seems to be happening with society here! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? I have an idea or two
- If you use a dating website, Tik Tok 'er Johnny America shares a BEWARE and so does good old Stan the Jokeman! Great advice for the young and old!!!!!!
- There is a VERY LARGE collection of complacent, ABSENT, don't give a shit to evolve at all Oklahomans that are about to drive me BAT SHIT CRAZY!
- WHATEVER YOU FUCKTARDS DO, DON'T SHARE A FUCKIN' THING!
Whore yourself around the world
Keep selling out America
Melania's hair can't be curled
Without Save America
Blowing money all on them
How the spoiled save America
Cashin' in off mayhem
Watch 'em burn down this America
Trump is selling out America
- Brand new feature called "Don't Haf ta', Haf ta', where 'hard heads' could've walked but chose to go the hard way!
- Widow of Alexei Navalny Arrested! I KNOW WHY! They're all alike
- Kamala Harris is the TRUE threat to the Republican party and all other pussy UN-men!
- HAVE FUN IN PRISON Oklahoma Senator MarkWayne Mullin
Bedminster's dry as a bone.....
No liquor license in this felonist zone
not a drop on the shelf, now i'm shakin' myself
Donald Trump's a Shitty Capone
if you're talkin' about the syphillis one
yea his crazy ass has come undone
Don's out of alcohol
cause Roseanne drank it all
or he broke the federal law!!!!
The Colt is dry as a bone Trump's a shitty capone
he broke federal law
Sneak out back and have a drink
whatever you do don't fuckin' think
Guess i shoulda flat out known
Trump's a shitty capone
let's all blame Melania oh oh oh oh
Remember is not Don's fault
we got the lime and the salt
but it's all melania
tRUMP most hated piece of shit you ever knew!
From Trump Tower in Saudi Arabia he's lookin' down on me and you.....
Cult Trumpers mindlessly give their souls away
Turn on their family, common sense and yea the good old USA
Don is the dirty diabolus
Don is the dirty diabolus
Don is the dirtiest piece of shit you ever knew!!!
It was so horrific before, why won't you go away
but the mindless fools drop to their knees and do whatever you say.....
- Drunk, crazy and lawn feasting is no way to go through life
- A crazy old lady drunk off her silly assfought the law and lost, then she ate some grassHard for me to speak, cause it's where I took a massive leak, and she eat it....she eat itcops tried to calm her down, but she fought a little bitthen dined on her lawn, where the dog just took a shitYes it's hard for me to say, why she's that damned hungrybut she eat it eat itwhere me and the dog secrete itshow me how crunchy, show me pearly whitesnow green and brownbrush your teeth, yeah you mightor just eat it...eat it.......
- CLEANED UP A bit at the poker table this weekend and we'll get a new deep freezer for it!
- When It's Proper to bet a black chip on a long shot!
- Ted Nugent attacks America and our allies at the BEHEST OF TRUMP!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!
- My grandma was born on this day a long time ago and being the true angel she was, I take a few to give part of her beautiful story!
- THE FATE of 50 pieces anti-Oklahoman citizen rights REVEALED!
- American democracy is truly over now. No one seems to notice or give a shit.
- A great old bit from the radio days, remastered with an old favorite lady!!!
- Biden lost ZERO ground after the debate! Trump LOST Big NUMBERS after the debate and it's only going to get worse for him!
- THAT'S WHY THEY WANT JOE TO GO! He's winning!
- GUESS WHAT? President Biden isn't going anywhere! He'll make the sacrifice for his nation!
- TIPS FOR possibly SCREWING UP YOUR FIRST BBQ PIT AND BRISKET! I'm here to help or hurt! you decide!
- Firecracker plans and past PTSD scars from Ochelata Ok wars!
- BLACK CAT firecrackers! Best in the world! THANK YOU HENRYETTA HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS!
- Lining up the weekend at an area casino!!!!! WHAT KIND OF OFFERS are available to gambling adicts!
EPSTEIN'S PHONE IS RINGING BABY
NASTY OLD MEN WHO WANT LOVE!
Jeff supplied underage ladies
for his wealthy friends above
MATT GAETZ AND PRINCE ANDREW
AND yes YOU GUESSED IT, DON TRUMP TOO!
Epstein........... call Don.....(G TO Bb) you've been arrested now HE needS you gone
Epstein...........call Don.....he needs to get laid before your drugged and hung
call Don..........
JEAN LUC BRUNEL SCOUTING VICTIMS
SEEMS THE STORIES ARE SO TRUE
ONE BROUGHT IN ON JEFFREY'S JET
THEN OFF THE ROOF SHE FLEW
PEDOPHILE UNCHRISTIAN MEN
ONE'S THE TOP REPUBLICAN
- I slept on it! If DONALD TRUMP'S ATTACK ON THIS DEMOCRACY IS FORGIVEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS THANKS TO THE TERRORIST MAGA REPUBLICAN PARTY!
- a Supreme decision I happen to agree with
- Bannon going to prison
- Screwing Okra
- Dear Stan letters
- Guy McAlester nearly gets struck and killed by car as he and his wife Agnes go to the store to load up for the Biden/Trump debate drinking game! THERE WERE NO WINNERS!
- ACTUAL AUDIO OF HOW A RIOT/ATTACK ON American democracy is incited! THIS IS AUDIO from all points of the square that day WHICH PROVES what Trump said was intentional and the effect it had on the anti-American crowd!
- Like I Give a Shit: Don Johnson and Oprah Winfrey almost had sex - Tips on crotch scenting - Limited Ferrari Seating - Opti Fast quickest way to get la - Taylor Swift beats Travis when she drinks! - Katy Perry demands you look at her ass - Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowjobs is still alive - Unwanted Tom Cruise ditches daughter to attend live sex show with Travis Kelce
- MAGA terrorists along with the Supreme Court are holding off on the immunity decision and I believe I know why!
- THE MAKE-UP OF THE TYPICAL WHITE MIDDLE AGED OR OLD TRUMP SUPPORTING MALE with actual audio!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Oklahoma Supreme Court does the American thing regarding Christian Charter Schools!
"Rig It" ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC Stan the Jokeman Show tickturd@yahoo.com
- SMACK TRUMP'S WIGWE GAVE THE DON A GIGDEMOCRACY ASSAULTSAID IT WASN'T HIS FAULTDON'S PROBLEMS COME ALONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITHE'LL SING A PRISON SONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITALL HIS LIES HAVE GONE WRONG, CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITNOW RIG IT UP, IN HIS FACEPROOF PILED UP, IN COURT CASEWE'RE GOING FORWARD, WITHOUT FAILDONNIE TRUMP, HIS ASS IT SMELLWELL SOMEONE SHIT RIGGED IT STINKY GOODWHEN BAD TIMES COME AROUND, it's CAUSE THEY RIGGED ITEVEN IF IT'S THE ORANGE CLOWNYOU BET THEY WHO RIGGED ITit's all going down, cause they rigged it
- Barr's Brood Mare Bitches with today's guest Marjorie Taylor Greene
- A message of hard truth to Trump supporters! ONE THEY CANNOT GET AWAY FROM PERIOD!
- Steven Seagal has a mule piss energy drink!
- Donald Trump visits another Black Church filled with Albino African Americans?
- A real 'black' church and how they feel about Soul Brother Don!
- MORE MAGA EXCUSES with audio from DEMOTED Ronny Jackson
- Dear Stan Letters!
Donnie's whining like a coward, speaking with a stammer
he's a fit throwin' brat being taken to the slammer
Here comes the Glamour Shot! He's got the look
Prison he is bound with a convict number, his pink ass they'll pound like a snake from a plumber
Here comes the glamour shot, he's got the look
Convictions Rising
Polls getting low
According to honest sources, down 's the only way to go!
For the first time in a long time, folks are starting to get IT!
American spirit RISING just before it starts raining SHIT!!!
It's Raining shit, on Trump's Head, it's raining shit....you bet
America's comin' OUT, Don's going in
While surrounded by pissed off convicted men!
- Late night message to Florida Federal Judge Aileen "in the bag for the defense" "Trump Appointed" Cannon! YOUR FAT ASS IS ABOUT FINISHED!
- DC Appellate DENIES lard butt Bannon's cry to stay out of prison!
- Trump appointed judge Walker signs off on releasing Bannon and RECOMMENDS AND APPEAL!
- Trump Appointed judge Cannon continues to DISHONOR her own courtroom through a LARGELY EVIDENT
- It's Raining Shit
- Another MAGA lie argument goes down the toilet!
- A message to Caitlyn Jenner and the transgender community!
- Supreme Court upholds ban on ownership of weapons for anyone under the restrictions of a domestic violence restraining order
"Bloody Baldwin" ©2024 Jokeman Productions Stan the Jokeman Show tickturd@yahoo.com
WELL YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOOD AT HANDLING WEAPONS
SO I GAVE UP AND THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND
NO, NO NEED TO CHECK THOSE CHAMBERS FOR LIVE ROUNDS......
STAND IDLY BY WHILE I BLOW AWAY A FRIEND
BUT IF HAPPEN TO SEE BLOODY BALDWIN
KICK HIM SQUARE IN THE NUTS FOR ME
AND TELL ALEC I GOT SHOT IN ONE OF HIS MOVIES
WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T GET KILLED
TRYIN' TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
BUT IF BLOODY BALDWIN WASTES YA
HIS RED OCTOBER ASS'LL BE SUED
- Give Jim Jordan and the gutless turds on the House Select Committee EXACTLY what they want by showing up with all the evidence to show the world what a pile of shit Donald Trump Really is! GOOD IDEA RUSSIAN/REPUBLICANS!!!!!! You're so smart!
- The two faced republican chicken shit party is the ONLY REASON the border conversation is still taking place! PERIOD!
- It's our fault my former DO NOTHING PARTY continues to DO NOTHING BUT ATTACK AMERICA!
- MAGA is working directly with Trump, Putin and N Korea to pull something BEFORE THE ELECTION!
- Britney Spears beats her children during Justin Timberlake's Shit Faced Tour UPDATE!
- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S plea bargain CAN HELP PROMOTE THE DAMNED TOUR if done right!
- JOE BIDEN is a crackhead, according to Sean Hannity and Doctor Johnson/Jackson! (audio)
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!
"Bringin' Shit Faced Back" ©2024 Jokeman Productions LLC, Stan the Jokeman Show
PO BOX 699 Henryetta OK 74437
I'm bringin' shit faced back
My fucked up driving 's all out of whack
inebriated is how i act,
but bet your ass I'm bringin' shit faced back
Take it to the clink
I can't escape
stumbling around like a drunken ape
Police can see that I'm in no freakin' shape
It's not the norm, jail, I'm on my way
Put him in cuffs
Come here drunk, you bet I'm goin'
the test you flunk, my drunk is showin'
your cell awaits, my chest is bowin'
lock them gates, my records growin
Lots of beers, they were flowin'
no car fears, You bet they're towin'
Where's Britney Spears, somewhere blowin'
Waitt'll she hears, love ongoin'
Where's your sexy ho, to hell if I knowin'
where's your sexy ho, to hell if I knowin'
where's your sexy ho, erection growin',,,,,,,
where's your sexy ho, elsewhere glowin'
Between the legislation they have sitting on the floor and their continued subservience to their traitor rapist Fuhrer, I've come to the conclusion that Republicans just don't care anymore, LIKE I ALWAYS SAID THEY DID! Selfish brats are attempting to burn the entire institution down! It's an active conspiracy to thwart a case, involving the most valuable defense secrets of this nation!
- Same shit different day folks
- A personal MESSAGE from Stan the Jokeman To Gen Sleepers!
Look at Eric out on the street....in front of dad's courtroom
Give him a mic and a tv feed....and he's screaming gloom and doom
are you ready? Dad's ready to cry about the fate he's about to meet
yea he broke the law and he's going bye bye, THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO TREAT........heyyyyyyy
We win we will we white
and another one's gone, another one's gone, they shoulda won cause they're white
Hey, you can get it TOO, IF YOUR ASS is honky white!!
Marjorie went down to Georgia
Lookin' for minds to steal
not too kind, no manners to find, makin' two faced deals
she come up on PREZ Biden
Leading America Hot
Jumped on a transgenders head and said Joe let me tell ya what
Now if you haven't heard, I took myself an oath here too
But if you dare, to do things fair
I'll completely dishonor you
Now, you lead pretty good country Joe
but give the ho her due
Like I Said so Bold, YOU'RE much TOO OLD
and I'll push for another coup
Biden said, HEY I AM THE PRESIDENT
unlike republican men
I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret
America goes all in!
Biden Rose up to the job, no matter how freakin' hard
While Donald Trump's own lawyers can't keep from being disbarred
MTG showed up, with more lies and a heart so cold
and if she wins To Russia Ukraine will get sold
(on prior note) NOW MARJORIE opened up THAT mouth, and her lies began to flow
untruth about the country, and the kids who had to go!
talking points flew wildly, shame was all amisss
Then Red Tie Brigade ALL joined in and it sounded something like this
Biden stood up and said, you're pretty nuts Ms. Greene
but you can sit right here, by an American queer, cause you're flat out wicked mean
Crappin on America, Don boy run
Keep Throwing your fit and claiming you won
chicken shit republicans kicking out mo
WHY DON'T YOU MUZZLE THAT BROOD MARE HO
Marj bowed her head she knew that she'd been beat, picked her shame up off the ground, down by donald's feet
Joe said come on back MARJ if you ever wanna try again
Done told ya once, ya hateful bitch, America's already GREAT again!
Jokeman Productions LLC
- Stan the Jokeman Show has RICH history with Milwaukee Wisconsin and Green Bay!!!!
- Milwaukee is a GREAT CITY FOLKS! Crime rates are down. business UP!!!!!!!!!
- Trump Want to Hump Pelosi
- ANOTHER OKLAHOMA LAW SIGNED that cannot be backed by the GUTLESS cowards who can't back it up!
yea mama told me, back when i faked bone spurs
Work that limp kid out of Vietnam and world is yours
Now here's your own sharpie little Don, don't hear what they say
Cross out hurricane paths and viruses, and they simply go away!
Take the American Flag and wipe your fat ass!
Let the lawyers handle the lawsuits that sometimes come in mass!
Buy a Russian woman to keep around to show that you can love
Cause when you get bored with 'em boy, they're real easy to get rid of! (Down the stairs Ivana Shove)
and play a victim kind of mine
make all of your mistakes someone else's fault, whenever the hell you can
and be a victim sissy kind of man
No not responsible for a damned thing, not even Afghanistan!!!
- What we learned from the Hunter Biden Conviction
- ANOTHER GOP attempted coup right around the corner with all the USUAL MAGA TERRORISTS!
- Speaker of the House Mighty Mouse Mike Johnson closely endorsing more pointless attacks against private citizens!
- WHY the GOP is attacking MERRICK GARLAND? RED STATE PRICE GOUGING!
- ACTUAL AUDIO OF DONALD TRUMP MOCKING AMERICA'S GENERALS AND MOST SENSITIVE SECRETS!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!!!
MAYBE THEY DIDN'T HEAR ME, WHEN I SAID YEAH, YOU BET IT WAS ME
BUT they said HEY HOLD UP THERE PRIVATE CITIZEN We need you to be found guilty!
Pretty sad when you add it up! 34 vs. 1 2 3
Tit for tat shit show parade
with the traitor Red Tampon Tie Brigade
Leading the way's their orange blue blood
BLAMING THE WORLD where he can
At least the president's kid Hunter Biden
owned his wrongs just like a man
pretty pathetic when you add it up
34 vs. 123
THIS IS A TIT FOR TAT SHIT SHOW PARADE
with a traitor Red Tampon Tie Brigade
- Proving once again they can't back up a damned thing, THE GOP REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS OVERPLAYED THEIR HAND AND ARE NOW RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE THE WIMPS THEY ARE!
- My way of dealing with death
- A complete Recap of the Trump Speech in Vegas!
- Sam Alito and his whore wife have no shame!
The kid needs money folks and he's looking to Sin City on Sunday! THAT'D BE TOMORROW!
"Trump's Going Back to Vada" lyrics:
- Trump's goin back to vada vada vadayou bet he's super mada, and a broke broWhoring off Nevada, vada vadaTrump's going back to vada, cause he needs doughTrump's on his way to Rally, fakin' em forsakin' 'emTakin' DIRTY cheap shots, with all the truth unrungHE OUT THERE beggin' NOW on THE Vegas StripMAGA fire 's gone cold, GOP is LOSin GRIP Red dogs HAVE tripped OUT, but the zombies keep dancin'prancin' and cryin', whinin and lyin'Living in denial, Trump wanna retry the caseand you can Join his war council, or they'll break your freakin' faceTrump's been prosecuted, but SIMPLY won't go awayNow he's back in Sin City, but be damned if I payTrump's going back to VADA VADA VADAYou bet he's super mada, and a broke broSo, he's whoring off Nevada, vada vadaSTD he's probly hada, but no dough
Dream City Church, Phoenix Arizona has truly made the most BLASPHEMOUS of mistakes, but I doubt they'll repent for it.
"Don Walk Farts When He Has to Number 2" song
Bannon Big House Bound with ACTUAL AUDIO OF TRUMP'S PLANS FOR THE 2020 ELECTION!
I truly believe an attempt will be taken on President Biden's life and it scares the hell out of me!
Marjorie Taylor Greene is NOT WELCOME ANYWHERE!
Republican extremists continue to attack women by NOW GOING AFTER BIRTH CONTROL!
Donald Trump ordered the chaos and PAIN on the border and the COWARD BOYS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DID WHAT THEY WERE TOLD, COMPLETELY DISREGARDING THE HARM IT WOULD CAUSE!
Donald Trump once again claims 100% innocence of each and everything!
- The extremist republican maga cult continues their anti-American attack, throwing caution to the wind in the EFFORT TO FORGIVE THEIR RAPIST, TRAITOR FUHRER!
- "Screwed Blued & Tattoed" song w/ lyrics: The jail.....where Trump doesn't want to goHis crimes that we came to knowSome call it over dueAnd now, a few eyes shall open and seeTrump's America ain't freethey'll attempt another coupa million lies are dancingand there you are WILL ful retardAn evercrumbling worldGet away from me, Trump lovin' vladdyHEY TRUMP FU......hey Trump not you.......that boy is screwed, bid Trump ado kiss Don Trump's Traitor ass goodbyeHe's Screwed Blued and Tattoed
- EXTREMIST MAGA Super Shit Court has turned on the African American community of the Carolinas!
- EXTREMIST Anti-American Republicans in Wisconsin going to prison for throwing out American votes, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PROJECTING WHAT THEY WERE GUILTY OF ON EVERYONE ELSE!
- Oklahoma Republicans continue to sell out Oklahomans to FOREIGN COUNTRIES, while SIMULTANEOUSLY PROTECTING THEIR PEDOPHILE COLLEAGUES IN THE PARTY!
- The Hunter Biden case brings great comic relief! Thank you once again MAGA!
- MAGA got ass kicked in Jersey!
- Blanche is bitching about the GAG order and begging for it to be lifted! Either way, Trump is screwed! IT HARDLY MATTERS ANYMORE, BUT OKAY STUPID!
- THOUGH half ass decent at keeping promises, I PROMISE to have a happier show Friday!
- The radicalized extremists just make it too easy to crank these songs out, ESPECIALLY THAT MORE CHARGES BEGIN TO PILE UP REGARDING THE REPUBLICAN BROWN SHIRT OPERATIVES WHO ATTEMPTED TO OVERTHROW THIS DEMOCRACY ON BEHALF OF TRUMP! It's over you fuckin' pussies! You're not as bill bad as as YOU THINK you are! YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK NOT AS SMART AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET YOUR LITTLE BOY BALLS CLIPPED!!!!!!!
- The GOP's gone out of it's mindRunning scared tryiing to save their behindThey're going down.....YES YES YES YES YES....Your a doucheWe hear the lies you all crowNo get your ass off the flooryou're going downSold out Ukraine Leaving them no defenseheld up that aid for all your communist friendsyou're going down.......YES...YES. YES YES YES.....youuuuuuuI'LL SAY IT ONCE MOREMarjorie Taylor's a whore.....you're going downyou're goind down.........you doucheyou're going down...........you douche...............you're going DOOOOOwwwnnnnnnnnnYou like to say you're not a spoiled ingrateBefore you attacked America you hate.......you're going down.......
- Nothing is really happening with the audio book right now, but THAT'S MY FAULT! hahahaha
Convictions are Risin
polls gettin' low,
According to HONEST sources
Down is the only WAYYYYY to go
cause for the first time in a long time
Folks start getting it
The American spirit is rising
just before it starts raining shit
it's rainin' shit on Trump's Head it's raining shit you bet
America's coming out, and Dons going in
Now Surrounded by pissed off convicted republican men
it's rainin' shit on Trump's Head it's rainin's hit you bet
ain't no room in Canada or the UK
We don't even like you in the USA
- Finally, prayers are being answered and I can deliver happy stuff on a Sunday!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!
- Terrorists, ALL ALIKE continue to USE our Lord's word to ATTACK the innocent!
- they also continue to disgrace this country with their shameless spoiled fit throwing! IT'S THE GREATEST DISPLAY OF WEAKNESS IN HISTORY!
- Spoiled, One dimensional types and how important it is to them, for them to accept responsibility! Aside from the fact that it's everyone else!
- Oklahoma Senator Mullin Defends daddy!
- Who Oklahoma granddaughters can to to blame for their health problems and risks here!
- Trump speaks! I clear a few of things he says UP!
A GUILTY VERDICT, YOU BET, TRUMP 'S BROKEN HEARTED
THAT BOY'S PRISON BOUND, TRUMPMMARE JUST STARTED
NOW HE'S GONNA BE JUST A CON IN THE YARD
HE USED TO BE PREZ, ALL HIS LAWYERS DISBARRED
TRUMP'S NEW LIFE
THE DON OF A NEW DAY
PUT HIS CRIMINAL ASS ON FULL PUBLIC DISPLAY
COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A CRAPPIER GUY
TRUMP's NEW LIFE, NEVER SAY NEVER
THROWING FITS SPOILED BRATS BLAME AMERICA STILL KICKING ASS RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA, NO MORE HATE AND NO MORE LIES!
SPEWING HATE AND FORCING LIE
Don's new life
This is for the time he gets butt pound!
it'll be a real secret service, only horny cons around
Don will get hammered BOTH NIGHT AND DAY
cinch up his orange hair
HEAR HIM SCREAM HE'S NOT GAY!!
Every single time the warden is turning around
keeps finding Trump in his cell ass up face down
THAT AIN'T A VERDICT FOR THE BROKEN HEARTED
THE JURY FOREMAN READ, SLEEPING DON JUST FARTED
NOW HE'S GONNA BE JUST A FACE IN THE YARD
USED TO BE PREZ, BUT NOW AN IMPRISONED RETARD
TRUMP'LL DO TIME WHERE THE HELL EVER
DON SHOULDA KNOWN NEVER SAY NEVER
I'LL BET IF TRUMP RUNS, TO RUSSIA HE FLIES
Don's New life is
THE DAWN OF A NEW DAY
PUT HIS CRIMINAL ASS ON FULL PUBLIC DISPLAY
COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A CRAPPIER GUY
Don's new life
WE WIN, WE WILL, WE'RE WHITE
Oh look at me out on the street
in front of dad's courtroom
Give me a mic and a tv feed
I'll be screaming gloom and doom
Dad's ready about ready to cry
Fate he's about to meet
Broke the law now he goes bye bye
this ain't anyway to treat heeeyyyyyyyy
WE WIN, WE WILL, WE'RE WHITE
and another one's gone, another one gone
they shoulda won cause they were white
BUT HEY, they can get you too, if you're two faced honkey white!!!!!!
- Todd Blanche uses intimidation technique on the jury HE'LL DEFINITELY ANSWER FOR!
- Eric Trump defends his father in the worst possible way! (with audio)
- Paid lovers of Trump involve a hell of a lot more than Karen and Stormy! ACTUAL AUDIO
- The Queen of Spain is a hot piece of ass!
- Dear Stan letters
- Looking back at a dearly departed relative who LOVED jewelry and art!
- Mel Trump come out with a new cock ring
- Pixies - Friday - Charleston SC
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Mexican raised beef vs. American raised beef: My opinion only
- American citizens continue to be attacked by the Republican party!
- The audits, LESS THAN A YEAR OLD, are evidence Oklahoma leaders CASHED IN BIG TIME with lies and manipulation! NOW NEARLY CAUGHT, guess who's going to have to pay it back?!!!
- Another Oklahoma MAGA terrorist Senator introduces new law to not even allow Gay folks to express themselves legally!
4 post solid wood queen sized bed from the Hacienda Collection with full sized head and foot boards!
30 year old Freshly sanded, solid wood 4 post dining room table with Bench!
Whirlpool electric dishwasher, Garden Hose retractor w/old hose, Budweiser Mugs dating back 26 years
Budlight electric guitar, Budweiser winter coat
Pet Stroller that used to belong to our dead French Bulldog Fatty! Hence the name Fatty! He didn't get walks!
His fat ass got strolls! I GOT WALKS! Now, you can get your shit on too with your senselessly spoiled brat animal pet!
Real decent steel toed workboots
Shirts, pants, dog clothes, dog harnesses and holiday apparrel.
Ready to mount truck tires 235/75r15 w/rims
Dishes, coats, shitty magnetic dartboard, baseball glove, cammo jackets and pants, Woodcase art supplies
Used windowed house doors, spice rack, world war 1 and 2 gas masks - hardly used workout bench
Solid wood Broyhill coffee table with shelf and drawers on rollers!
Poker set with chips, COOL BABY HD VIDEO CONSOLE with 600 built in games still in the box!
Don't bother me with phone calls and messages asking me to hold shit! I don't do that! Garage sale starts tomorrow morning 7am sharp.
- another day of absolute terror for so many innocent Oklahomans suffering at the hands of the Oklahoma GOP
- Trump's latest incoherent rambling nonsensical partially populated speeches!
- This new cult simply has no soul, shame or conscience whatsoever, as they ENCOURAGE taking zero responsibility for your own life, OR EVEN THAT OF YOUR OWN CHILD ANYMORE! Blame someone else folks! That's the easiest road!
- When and when NOT to use deadly force and WHY, even if it involves a former American President!
- Stan the Jokeman Show has some new sponsors against their will!
- P Diddy Update with an apology and SOME GREAT ADVICE FOR YOUNG WOMEN coming directly from Stan.
- The cheapening of women in America!
- The GOP attack on Americans right to vote continues! PROOF IS IN THE LAWSUITS AND WORDS!
- Graceland is about to leveled for gas stations and parking lots!
- Rory McLLroy just about sodomized a CBS field reporter on live television, I BELIEVE!!!
- Does Donald Trump or his folks believe in hard audits, because I'll bet they're about to get one!
- Nothing but letters and my ridiculous logic! thanks for listening to it, but I OFFER ZERO GUARANTEES!
- PGA has been officially 'BORED' the hell up again! Well, I have some suggestions if they care to spice it up some!
- ICC is seeking arrest warrants on Israeli and Hamas leaders! Justifiably 100%
- Justice Alito proves himself to be a TRULY ANTI-AMERICAN SPOILED DISHONORABLE PRINCETON PUSSY! Well, the American People Just might have to remove his arrogant ass!
- POINTELSS TRUMP SPEECHES over the weekend (actual audio thanks to Brian Tyler Cohen)
- YOUNG GUNS III starring NOT Emilio Estevez?! Hmmmmmmmm Kiefer and Lou Diamond might be back!
- Commencement and Valedictorian speech advice THAT IS QUITE WORTHWHILE!
seems like yesterday, you used to be my ho'
you'd block my kicks and the fists I throw
This is who i am, yea you didn't know
I'm a pile of shit with a ton of dough
people aren't always what they seem to be
Some are still boys, yea that includes me
Your black eyes gone, BUT I'M STILL MEAN
IF YOU TRY to leave, I'll be a nightmare dream
I'll punch and kick out in the hall
Then use my attorneys when you cry and call
policemen in to save your ass
I'm a gutless turd, lookin' to buy a pass!
The P in Diddy, yea it stands for prick
How I treat women might make you sick
Like Donald Trump, to me their shit
when I don't get my way, damn right I hit
p diddy poundcake
shit colored snowflake
Dating him a mistake
Cassie's face he break
little boy ingrate
drag her back like a rake
Puss Did's a fake
Fight a man cupcake
p diddy poudcake
fight a man cupcake
Cassie's face he break
Dating him was a mistake
Fight a man cupcake
more than just a mistake
sissy boy is fake
- Elon "Muskrat" Cologne hits the market!
- Guy McAlester went to the store but stumbled into a real life mystery!
- MAGA is DEFINITELY a 100% terrorist organization! NO LONGER POLITICAL! MAGA IS A DANGER TO AMERICAN COMMUNITIES EVERYWHERE!
- A late night committee hearing reveals who the folks in charge truly are! TYPICAL SPOILED BRATS
- Don Shipley gets in the ass of ANOTHER poser Republican!
Blowin' Boebert can't be gagged today, by the Trump order that is his
Watch Trumplicans bitch and cry!!!
The broke the law and went astray, doing Don Trump's dirty biz, now in court they wonder why????
They signed that fuckin' TRUMP pledge!
Trump's Disloyal pledge
shove Amercia off the edge
Trump's Disloyal pledge!
Speaker of the House forgot himself
and Humiliated America
Defending his Traitor dad
Does he represent this country
or don Trump's new Republica
partnered up with Russia's Vlad
Wow, I believe why Don is so piss driven to be President again! It sure did pay him good!
Tommy Tuberville two faced and totally spoiled
Working as a bitch boy Trump in the courthouse pants are soiled
Just how far down do you think MY OLD GOP will go
Subverting American votes, to defend their RAPIST BRO!
IS THERE ANYONE STILL OUT THERE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS FREEDOM
RIGHTS BEING STRIPPED DAILY=
Republicans like to brag
We'll be damned if you think I'll sit here and watch you attack my America neighbor
WHILE withholding Ukrainian aid in support of your Russian Trump Flag
Trumplican Trash not ashamed of the things they've done
pissing on America where they can
It only proves they're weak, with a cowards mean streak
I hope real republicans understand
Donald J Trump's an evil man!
- Republicans halt the aid to America's ally just long enough to allow Valdimir Putin and Russia to continue the war against freedom.
- Republicans, including Speaker Johnson, lower themselves to endorse their fuhrer rapist friend.
- Nikki Haley continues to KICK 20% of Donald Trump's ass.
- OKLAHOMA Senator Markwayne Mullin and other cohorts are GOING TO PRISON for obstructing legal government proceedings, hence their devotion to Donald Trump!
- Arkansas boy, Alabama Senator Tommy Tubesteak Tuberville is BACK, DISHONORING HIMSELF AGAIN, telling us all shit we already know and lying about other shit we don't!
- Possible Biden Trump Debates?
IT'S SPEAKER MIKE TRUMP
DISHONOR MORE, MORE MORE
KEEP LOWERING HIMSELF
A CAJUN CROCK SUCKIN' WHORE
SPEAKER MIKE TRUMP
THE SHAME GROWS MORE MORE MORE
TURNING ON DEAR OLD AMERICA MORE MORE
A TRUMP SURROGATE WHORE
THIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY FLEW STRAIGHT TO NEW YORK
THIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY STOOD BEHIND DADDY LIKE A DORK
THIS MORNING THE SPEAKER TURNED ON THE LAW
THIS MORNING SPEAKER TRUMP THINKS HE SITS ABOVE ALL BECAUSE
- Word is the fine folks at WABC have had enough of the bullshit!
guiliani's money running south
cause stupid ass can't shut his mouth
fired fired rudio -- get the hell out
Rudy keeps lying to the whole freakin' nation
but no longer at this radio station
who the hell is rudio? PROTECTIVE ORDER
WABC-THEY DON'T MIND YOUR YAP
but rudy's dominion B.S., GOTTA STOP THAT CRAP
now Rudy's last billionaire friendship is in total doubt
So bad he wanted in, but he was always out
who who's rudio?!!!!!!! Damn broke
Guiliani what the hell did you do?
Burned all your bridges
and waterways too
Rudy Don't fear a real job
there's so much that you can do!
you can work at a junkyard
Here's a blown tran rudy
how bout Hooters
you have no ass rudy
you can be a janitor
clean that vomit up rudy
deliver some pizza
2 minutes late Rudy
how bout a fluffer
faster harder rudy
or maybe a dancer, SPREAD YOUR RAISIN CHEEKS RUDY!
Mike COHEN
GOT DONNIE TRUMP ALL HOT BLOWIN' AND GOIN'
YES MIKE HE USED TO LIE
FOR THE PISSY DEFENDAT GUY
LET'S HEAR HIS SIDE
TRUMP'S FULL OF CRAP
PAID STORMY DANIELS LOTS OF CASH TO SHUT HER embarrassed TRAP
IN THE END PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE TO
SHE WAS MORE AFRAID THAN he KNEW
BUT STILL TRUMP LIED
HEY TRUMP DID HER, BUT HE NEVER FED HER
IT WAS SO STUPID RUDE, SHE EXPECTED FOOD
BUT ALL SHE GOT WAS A NAKED DUDE
HEY TRUMP DID HER
NOW COHEN HE WILL BLISTER, DON'S BIG ASS ABOUT EVERYTHING HE FLAT OUT FALISIFIED
- HOW I LOST MY LAST 30 POUNDS via doctor!
- Great advice for young hustlers everywhere
- Pay your own prostitute bills!
- THE GREATEST MARIJUANA COMMERCIAL IN THE WORLD!
HELLO FOLKS! Here's some good old fashioned obnoxious all over the place bantering! MAINLY ABOUT HOW STUPID FOLKS ARE FOR FOLLOWING TRUMP with (actual Wildwood NJ Trump Speech and Fox News)
Hard to believe this is what represents my former party!!!!!!!!
Bannon can't escape
he's trophy butt rape
Steve's says save Trump and have at my fat ass
He must be insane
they'll pull a Trump Train
Steve Bannon's going to get SOOODOMIZED
and once it starts
prison line will grow
and Bannon will be wheezing..... LIKE a two bit Trump ho
will it ever end, ask the parole board depends!
- To my slutty wife
- Trump gives Jewish folks a choice: Death Vote for Trump or Head Exam
- a STRONG MESSAGE to the spoiled well to do kids around the world who forgot what's right underneath 'em!
- RADICALIZED TERRORIST WHO USE GOD TO ATTACK THE INNOCENT! They're all alike
- GREATEST Marijuana commercial in the world! Truth to advertising folks!
- When vibrators fall out of a woman's purse and how to handle it!
Hear Dond Trump throw his fit
THE ONE THAT WHERE HE cries SCREAMS AND SAYS
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE I'M THE PREZ
AND IF IT GOES WRONG, YOUR FAULT I GUESS
TRUST ME I CAN DO IT
THEN 180 WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK
AND THEN I'LL LIE ON YOU
AND DENY KNOWING YOU
Trump in the court garage
Trump Another pointless barrage
Trump is simply extreme
Dancing on the American Flag
with aileen cannon in the bag
it's a bad dream
Don Trump's a bad dream!
- Court cut early today and the bullshit now flows freely for a Good Newsday Tuesday Panic Attack!
- This is what both Palestinians and Israelis, ALL GOD'S CHILDREN, have been waiting for! Thank you!
- A special song to the MAGA Supreme Court!
- Let's get our Friday going with a few quick hit pointless parodies to put a spring in your step!
- Donald Trump reveals the source of his intelligence reports and NEWS! THIS IS A MUST HEAR!
- The Weather has been crap since my BFF Mike Collier retired! Now I'm falling apart! DAMN IT! you are truly loved and missed Mr. Mike! ty man
- Grand Prix says no to Trump
- Have you lowered yourself for Don today?
- COHEN most recent audio from Meidas Touch last nigh! Thanks Benji!
- Porn music bands! WTF were they like?
- TAYLOR SWIFT, TRAVIS KELCE, GIGI HADID AND BRADLEY COOPER MIGHT ALL BE GETTING IT ON!
YOUNG WOMEN need to listen to this segment! It's TRAIN WRECKED WITH painful cruelty, hypocrisy, cowardice and the PUBLIC ACTIONS OF a heartless BROOD MARE!
- The difference between the word Binge and Gorge! THIS IS MARRIAGE IMPORTANT! hahahahaha
- Trump's lawyer Blanche cannot FORCE what can't be forced and that makes him a crap lawyer!
- Trump's other lawyer Sauer, and his Supreme Court argument should probably earn him a spot in front of the BAR, solely for the OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID ARGUMENT HE MADE!
- The MAGA justices damned sure be REAL CAREFULE about how they continue to shit on this free America because EVERYONE IS WATCHING!
- Impeachment Inquiry has been stalled for a very REAL REASON! UNLIKE, the Inquiry itself, the stall tactic has meaning!
- Dishonorable
- Donald Trump's 'freedom' futures is just about all played out, which means he's going in! I'll tell you why!
- SURPRISE Guest Appearance from Monty and Morris of the Hargraves Ho-Down Hellraisers!
- I just cannot believe HOW low the United States Supreme Court Seems to be sinking!
- Joe Biden can defend America the very second MAGA judges rule! DEFEND this nation sir! Honorable Americans have your back!
- Woodpeckers are really becoming a pain in my ass!
- There's a couple Peckers that are Pains in Trump's ass!
Don Trump's time has come
Keep him out of the White House and Federal Prison
Donnie don't fear the real job
there's so much more that you can do
How bout a walmart checker
You rang that up twice Don Trump
Or maybe a waiter I Ordered wheat toast Don Trump
Or an Uber driver-----step on it Don Trump
You can Work as a bell hop
Take my bags Don Trump
Or perhaps a valet
cupholder change theft Don Trump
or massage therapist
Happy Ending Don Trump
McDonalds Drive thrue
My fries are cold Don Trump
or a golf course caddy
i take the 47th iron Donald Trump
- If primaries are any indicator, my former party is sinking fast, because Trump is struggling with someone who isn't even running!
- New JOB IDEAS for Donald Trump! with song!
- Texas has ROYALLY FUCKED a young woman of Latin descent the honors she earned on a technicality BECAUSE THEY CAN! I believe the truth is much darker!
- Donald Trump's first witness Pecker Pal David!
- Oklahoma gets screwed once again by Floridian native, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt!
- Oklahoma doesn't give a damn that puppeteer corporations CONTINUE to hurt 'em via their own state leaders! Pathetic is a real good way to describe it because they'll stay the course!
- ANOTHER innocent child, just 7 years old, shot in Oklahoma senselessly! NO SUSPECTS AT THIS TIME! Oklahoma doesn't give a fuck
- Weekend tweets from the normals and the nuttys! YOU DECIDE sheeple!
- HOW TO CELEBRATE Adolph Hitler's birthday and WHERE NOT TO DO IT shit for brains!
- Dear STan
- Here are some funday Monday things for Don T to look forward to tomorrow morning! fun fun!
My mama told me, back when I had bone spurs
Fake THAT Limp from Vietnam and the world is yours
Here IS YOUR SHARPIE LITTLE DON, now do what I say
Cross out stuff like Dorian's path 'n Corona virus, and they'll just go away
Take the truth son, and wipe your fat ass
Let ya lawyers handle the lawsuits that sometimes come in mass
Buy a Russian woman, to keep around while you gove
Just like Ivanna, when you're done, they're easy to get her rid of
and be a victim kind of a man
Make all your mistakes, someone else's fault, whenever the hell you can
and be a bitchy whiny kind of a man
no not responsible for a damned thing
Not even Afghanistan
- I am a man of many names! full of shit is hardly one of 'em
- Becky Hill makes a surprise visit!
- Trump continues to talk Trump into a world of shit with few friends left!
- When Don says White, it's Black and vise versa! Proof is in the pudding!
- Alex Murdaugh is bankrolling BIG TIME IN PRISON! Now he's in deep shit if that money runs out!
Have you met my surgery scar
Because in the future no matter where we are
I'm going to lift my blouse up
For some Show and Tell
Have you heard all about my Hemorhoid
Oh no! You look kind of annoyed
When I loudly talk about it
eating peas
it's like I told you
PLEASE shut your shit up I don't even care!
keep your scars to yourself
and the infected mole that's growing a hair
Oh no, here he come
Too late I can't fuckin' run
I see he got his truck back, from the pawn shop!
He's keeps bitchin' about the life he should be ditchin'
Fill your wounds with salt
dingleberry please pay attention, you're causin me tension and your stupid shit ain't my fault
It's like I told you, shut the hell up I don't care!
NODDING OFF IN COURT DONALD TRUMP
HE FELL ASLEEP AND THEN DRY HUMP
SOME INNOCENT COURT STAFFERS LEG
HE'S DREAMIN AGAIN WAKE HIM UP I BEG
SLEEPTALKING HERE MIGHT DO IT
CAUSE WE'LL HEAR THE TRUTH, LIKE WE ALWAYS KNEW
DON IS A STORMY SCREW, DONALD TRUMP'S STORMY SCREWED
YOU EWWW ASLEEP AND MOANING
YOU EWWW THRUSTING AND GROANING
YOU BET HE BET HE LIKES BONING TRUMP DREAMS OF HAVING LOTS OF MONEY, BUT CAN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HONEY
TRUMP'S HAVING' A DREAM!
HE'S HAVING A WET DREAM
TRUMP'S HAVING A WET DREAM
- There were a few things I didn't get a chance to discuss that's I'd like to mention now, if you give a damn to hear. thanks Stan
I hope Michaelah Montgomery got paid properly to be the Republican Operative responsible for their latest propaganda bullshit piece in Atlanta!
- The Ethics Investigation is ON again and MATTY is going to have to answer for that kid he might have humped! She's got the texts to prove it! I'm sure some are dirty! That's What Gaetz does! Just ask the Republican members of the House who have to work around his sick, spoiled MAGA Republican pedophile ass!
- OH NO NO....MATT GAETZ IS A DIRTY PERV---LIKE EPSTEIN AND THE SUBWAY GUY----LET'S HOPE HE GAETZ WHAT HE DESERVE HUSH HUSH NOW, GOTTA COVER UP THE CRIME SOMEHOW, SEXTING GIRLS AGED BETWEEN WHATEVER WAS AVAILABLE AND SEVENTEEN! MATT HAS NO SHAME, EXCUSES FLYING----WHEN MAGA SPEAKS THAT MEANS THAT THEY'RE LYING!TEXT MESSAGES TIE HIM TO THE GIRL HE CRAVED----WAS THAT MONSTER FULL BUSH, OR WAS FRANKEGAETZ CLEAN SHAVED?GAETZ BOUGHT A KID WITH REPUBLICAN MONEYUPENDED THE HOUSE TO HIDE HIS JAILBAIT LOVENOW THE LAW IS CALLING ONCE AGAINHE CAN'T ESCAPEHE DOES NOT UNDERSTANDHIS CRIME DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED!AND THAT'S WHY OH WHYHE'LL FINALLY GET SOMEGAETZ BUTT WILL BE NUMB OKAY......YOU'LL FEEL A MASSIVE BUTT STICK----THERE'LL BE A LOT OF AHHH----SAY HELLO TO THUNDERDICKCAN YOU STAND UP? STAND UP----WALKING BOW LEGGED WORKING GOOD!----THAT'LL KEEP YOU GOING WITH THE FLOWFRANKENGAETZ IS THE NEW PRISON HO'!MATT'S BRUISED PINK ASS WILL IT BE BLEEDING----DIALATED CYCLOPS RECEDING EYE----INMATES WILL KEEP SHOWING UP IN WAVESFORGET CHECKERS IT'S MATT ASS EVERYONE OUT THERE CRAVESWHEN I WAS ON PAROLE I CAUGHT A FLEETING GLIMPSE---OF GAETZ CONTINUING TO DENY----BUT THEN THE GIRL'S TEXT MESSAGES WERE FOUND, MATT SOON WILL BE PRISON BOUND, CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!AND THAT'S WHY....OH WHY MATT 'LL FINALLY GET SOME, HIS ASS WILL BE NUMB
- I have one final stall tactic for the Republican nancy Don Trump!
- Trump's nutty ass overnight posts! (ACTUAL AUDIO)
- Republicans will probably use LAVENDER to attempt a 'Night of the Long Knives' coup come November, but it's already falling apart because they're as dumb as the ARTIFICIAL intelligence, THEY CREATED! Get it? Good!
- More excuses and bullshit from Don Trump with (ACTUAL AUDIO)!
- Matt Gaetz, will gets what's coming to him someday when the Ethics Commission and the Justice Department is finished with him! In honor of his perverted ass:
- "Matt's Ass 'll Be Numb" song by Stan the Jokeman:
- OH NO NO....MATT GAETZ IS A DIRTY PERV---LIKE EPSTEIN AND THE SUBWAY GUY----LET'S HOPE HE GAETZ WHAT HE DESERVE HUSH HUSH NOW, GOTTA COVER UP THE CRIME SOMEHOW, SEXTING GIRLS AGED BETWEEN WHATEVER WAS AVAILABLE AND SEVENTEEN! MATT HAS NO SHAME, EXCUSES FLYING----WHEN MAGA SPEAKS THAT MEANS THAT THEY'RE LYING!TEXT MESSAGES TIE HIM TO THE GIRL HE CRAVED----WAS THAT MONSTER FULL BUSH, OR WAS FRANKEGAETZ CLEAN SHAVED?GAETZ BOUGHT A KID WITH REPUBLICAN MONEYUPENDED THE HOUSE TO HIDE HIS JAILBAIT LOVENOW THE LAW IS CALLING ONCE AGAINHE CAN'T ESCAPEHE DOES NOT UNDERSTANDHIS CRIME DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED!AND THAT'S WHY OH WHYHE'LL FINALLY GET SOMEGAETZ BUTT WILL BE NUMB OKAY......YOU'LL FEEL A MASSIVE BUTT STICK----THERE'LL BE A LOT OF AHHH----SAY HELLO TO THUNDERDICKCAN YOU STAND UP? STAND UP----WALKING BOW LEGGED WORKING GOOD!----THAT'LL KEEP YOU GOING WITH THE FLOWFRANKENGAETZ IS THE NEW PRISON HO'!MATT'S BRUISED PINK ASS WILL IT BE BLEEDING----DIALATED CYCLOPS RECEDING EYE----INMATES WILL KEEP SHOWING UP IN WAVESFORGET CHECKERS IT'S MATT ASS EVERYONE OUT THERE CRAVESWHEN I WAS ON PAROLE I CAUGHT A FLEETING GLIMPSE---OF GAETZ CONTINUING TO DENY----BUT THEN THE GIRL'S TEXT MESSAGES WERE FOUND, MATT SOON WILL BE PRISON BOUND, CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!AND THAT'S WHY....OH WHY MATT 'LL FINALLY GET SOME, HIS ASS WILL BE NUMB
- Mike Johnson incapable of making a decision as Speaker without a nod from his rapist, unemployed soon to be a convicted traitor, Don'sNod! It's pathetic!
- A woman in New York found an actual portal to another plane of existence via an Airstream!
- Does my comp collision insurance cover strange things flying through my windshield?
- Marjorie Trailer Greene is no Georgia peach! She's a cheap dishonorable MAGA whore who continues her attempt at upending the institutions of this nation! GEORGIA Needs to shut their representative UP!
- Arizona Supreme Court fully endorses law written by a pedophile!
- Actual audio from the Don's latest sellout LIV GOLF TOURNAMENT!
- Dear Stan Letters!
Once again the hillbillies are proud to spread their stupid and get it on everyone, INCLUDING YOUR FAMILY, against their will!
PROTECT 'em if you promised you would!
Oh it sure would be nice, if we still had Scalia Ruth
Who ruled by way of truth........cause they had back bone
They would have thought twice, before they threw YOUR rights away
Pregnant, Bi, Straight or gay, they left Americans alone
Well these new decisions set us back 50 years now
Your freedoms being CAREFULLY STRIPPED AWAY
If you're looking for honor in that MOCK of a court now
Well please let me have the floor so I can be the first to say,
We got to abort abort the court, year we got to abort abort the court
Bret Kavannaugh, you lyin' little piece of sh*t! Tried to rape and got away with it!
No wonder Trump love you!
Amy commie Barrett, betrayed women everywhere! She's nothing more than the boy's brood mare!
He says, YOU DO!
and KNEEL Gorsuch loves jerking his corporate friends off
Sam Alito is two faced all the way
and Clarence Thomas is nothing more than Jenny's BITCH now
So please let me have the floor so I can be the first to say
Oh we got to abort abort the court!
- The dressed up prick pull bullshit show continues with Trump and his ingrate disciples!
- Pauline Pusser's body returned to grave during the course of Tennessee Bureau of Investigation re-look at a false idol and the bullshit cover up surrounding the death of his own wife.
- As usual, Donald Trump and his counsel is supremely full of crap and they have some explaining to do for their ex-lax style bullshit!!!! THIS ISN'T GOOD DONNIE!!!!!!
- I believe I've put together what went down at Gardaworld in California!
- Danny Ocean Got Laid: DANNY OCEAN FOUND HIMSELF IN A FINANCIAL RUTHE HAD TO STEAL THIRTY MEAL TO KEEP TESS'S BUTT30 MILLION IS LONG GONE THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALLTERRY BENEDICT IS PISSED, LINUS GOT IT ALLGARDAWORLD LET DANNY OCEAN STEAL MY CASHBASHER CREATED THE HOLERUSTY GONE IN A FLASH, GARDAWORLD HOSTED A CASH PARADETHERE'S A HOLE BY THE SAFEDANNY OCEAN GOT LAID!
- Tobacco Stops with Me
- Trump's special credit bond company isn't holding water
- The benefits of Fingerhut
- Re-naming Dulles International Airport in Virgina?
- Earthquake Boob Shake song
- Trump's Truth Social is full of shit!
- The world continues to turn and Enid Oklahoma proved it last night!
- "I'm Proud to Be An Okie from Muskogee" respectfully re-cut with lyrics:
- SOME LIKE TO SMOKE THE DEVIL'S DANDRUFF IN OKLAHOMAAND SOME OF US CARE TO HAVE THE AIR JANE FREESOME LIKE TO READ THE BIBLE SITTING OUT ON THE CHURCH STEPSAND SOME DON'T GO OUT AT ALL, BECAUSE HERE WE'RE FREE.WE DON'T ATTACK INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST FOR LOVIN'HOLD HANDS WITH YOUR SWEETHEART, GIVE A KISS OR TWOIT'S YOUR LOVE, YOUR LIFE, YOUR CHOICE HERE IN YOUR AMERICAJUDD NATIONALIST NOT BIG ENOUGH TO LEAD YOU I'M PROUD TO BE AN OKIE FROM MUSKOGEEENID, TULSA, LAWTON AND OKCSOMETIMES IN OKLAHOMA WE MIGHT NOT ALWAYS GET IT RIGHTBUT I'LL BREAK MY ASS TO FIX IT GUARANTEED.
- SS Jett (405) 521-5539 Kevin Hern Offices in Oklahoma and New York: (918) 935-3222 (202) 225-2211 Scott Fetgatter (405) 521-2711. Toll Free: (800) 522-8502. Markwayne Mullin (202) 224-4721 (918) 921-8520
- Don to Don! The Hankey Group is responsible for the Bond money if you haven't heard! Whos is Don Hankey and who's wankey is getting pulled?
- Norwegian Cruise Lines will leave your ass like anyone else would!
- Mr. Trump Claims his shoes are being sold on e-bay for nearly 1/2 mil. Sure Don! The question is, are your bullshit shoes selling and will it be enough for you to flee the country for Russia!
- Trump keeps on feedin' America a b.s. storyHe's someone else's fault, they must confessTrump keeps on branding swag, like a two bit whoreyPull his bobble head out his butt and ReAssess!These Gold Sneakers aren't made for walkin'Cause Trump is Gonna RunBut be damned if it's for the White HousePutin's waiting at the KremlinYou keep lyin', when you ought to be better lyin'You keep losin' Because ya thought we'd all forgetThe rape lies Saudi Spies and commiesand the 7 trillion by yourself added to the debtHis Gold Sneakers aren't made for walkin'Cause Donald Trump 's Gonna RunBut be damned if it's for the White HousePutin's waiting at the Kremlin
- How to properly greet folks today
- The big diff between our current and former presidents!
- dear stan letters
Look at old Trumpo, that's the way you do it
Sellin' bath towels under DJT
When B.S. ain't workin', Trump fanny pack will do it
Makin' Money for nothin', cause the chicks ain't free
When the usual crap ain't workin' this is how we need to do it
Let me tell ya, Trumplicans are dumb
Maybe they'll max out the family Visa
Or maybe steal some money from their mum
We got to sell Don's plaid Pajama Bottoms
Red White Blue Socks & leggings
We got to move these Trump Kitcen Aprons, we got to move Trump's Snowflake Earrings
I want to Buy Trump's little picnic basket
I wanna buy Trump's bandana for my hair
Donald Trump is broke, and needs some real super quick cash
that's why he's whoring crap everywhere
We go to move Trump credit card holders, Trump Flip Flops, Turnberry Key Rings
We go to move Trump's cheap gold sneakers, and Don Trump's knives for cheese
Don't want my, don't want my don't want my DJT
- Alina Habba having a blast in the Caribbean on the Republican Committee's dime!
- Donald Trump would push his own ass if he thought he could make a buck!
- Donnie For Nothin' song w/ lyrics:
- Look at old Trumpo, that's the way you do itSellin' bath towels under DJTWhen B.S. ain't workin', Trump fanny pack will do itMakin' Money for nothin', cause the chicks ain't freeWhen the usual crap ain't workin' this is how we need to do itLet me tell ya, Trumplicans are dumbMaybe they'll max out the family VisaOr maybe steal some money from their mumWe got to sell Don's plaid Pajama BottomsRed White Blue Socks & leggingsWe got to move these Trump Kitcen Aprons, we got to move Trump's Snowflake EarringsI want to Buy Trump's little picnic basketI wanna buy Trump's bandana for my hairDonald Trump is broke, and needs some real super quick cashthat's why he's whoring crap everywhereWe go to move Trump credit card holders, Trump Flip Flops, Turnberry Key RingsWe go to move Trump's cheap gold sneakers, and Don Trump's knives for cheeseDon't want my, don't want my don't want my DJT
- The benefits of muling crack!
- The benefits of Ditch Digging!
- Sean Combs sighting
- Customer complaints are coming in hard, but the bible sales continue as Don scrambles for quick cash at the price of good GOD fearing American families.
- OH YEAH, Lee Greenwood is whoring himself these days! Does Kim know?
- Alabama is going blue and RIGHTfully so!
- Republican campaign contributions being spend in the millions on pointless SELF inflicted court sanctions!
- The difference between finger, wiener and instrument Rapists!
- ACTUAL audio from Key bridge dispatch. Any lives lost is UNNECESSARY, I believe!
- DiD DIDDY DO ANYTHING AND IF SO, EXACTLY WHAT?!
I HEAR DON'S TRAIN A COMIN'
LADY JUSTICE JUST AROUND THE BEND
DON J wiLL SOON BE SLUMMIN'
CAUSE MONDAY S SHE'S MOVIN IN
She's flat out taking back that PLACE, COME pass THAT FINAL HOUR
and FBI 'll have NEW OFFICE SPACE, IN WHAT USED TO BE TRUMP TOWER!
DON MIGHT HAVE HALF A BILLION, BUT THEN AGAIN MIGHT NOT
WHORING MAGA HATS TO MAKE A MIL - and he's HUMPING FLAGS ALOT
HEY Donnie maybe you can pay that vig with SOME good old fashioned shame
THERE'S No one else to LIE for you, there's no one else you can blame!
I HEAR THAT TRAIN A COMIN'
JUSTICE AROUND THE BEND
DONALD TRUMP WILL SOON BE SLUMMIN' CAUSE SHE'S GONNA SEND
The Mister Don to the Big House, with Mr. Bubba for a wife
DONALD Trump's BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE
- Trump wins his own golf tournament for a second time this week on his own golf course! I smell a Kim Jong Un face off!
- More zeroes in attendance than funds at Don's Mar a Lago fundraiser!
- Marjorie Taylor Greene looking for more chaos
- Mock of Ages Song!
- By Don's own Admission, he's broke. So Engeron expanded the powers of the asset! monitor
The juice is running on Don's 464
Trump is beggin', can't spread his butt cheeks anymore
Lies and he cries double dealin' on the HOUSE FLOOR
No banks will take his calls Because Donald Trump is Poor
Man did he play my ass........
Mind fucked me world class
well i say HELL NO.....rollin outta MAGA town
WHERE GREENE - - EXCUSES ARE BORN to whore around
and I said HELL NO......rockin' out of MAGA town
Say goodbye to thAT Donald McRonald type orange Clown
Rollin out maga town
- Another official 'Scared Shitless' Tweet from former president Donald Trump! Smoke n' mirrors
- Great HISTORICAL LANDMARK IDEAS FOR Henryetta Oklahoma AND Trump golf courses!
- "Rollin' Outta Maga Town" by Stan the Jokeman The juice is running on Don's 464Trump is beggin', can't spread his butt cheeks anymoreLies and he cries double dealin' on the HOUSE FLOORNo banks will take his calls Because Donald Trump is PoorMan did he play my ass........Mind fucked me world classwell i say HELL NO.....rollin outta MAGA townWHERE GREENE - - EXCUSES ARE BORN to whore aroundand I said HELL NO......rockin' out of MAGA townSay goodbye to thAT Donald McRonald orange Clown Rollin out maga town
- POSSIBLE NEW TREATMENTS for lyme disease!
- Did you know Kate Middleton got implants?..
- The latest news on the Texas border and the terror campaign against Oklahoma families
I've got a special list of things for Navarro that I'd personally want to do the day I was leaving for prison!
- Hello to Stan the Jokeman Show Listeners around the world!
- Vladimir Poontang wins re-election
- Donald Trump's bloodbath talk and what it means!
- Dear Stan Letters
IT DON'T MATTER HIS IDOL 'S A RAPIST
BOASTING ABOUT HIS FELONY
HE'LL FLY THE TRUMP FLAG MAGA HIGH NOW
in front of HIS WIFE SHAMELESSLY
Got his eyes kinda closed now
WEnt real low to be so up tight
He wants me to believes he got the know how
To make his shitty wrongs alright, NOT RIGHT
YEA, THAT MAN IS A Maga pad.......Just call him by his name
Super Size Kotex Maga Pad
for the perfect puss just the same
HE'S A KOTEX MAGA PAD
getting banged on the Trump Train
Soakin up Don's menstrual PAIN
- "To My Dear Daughter" a pre-written message you can give the daughter you're incapable of communicating with!
- Flarin' Aaron Rodgers is going to be Vice President of the United States but CANNOT back up his own statements!
- Fanni Willis and Why
- Cannon's Dismissal "Without Prejudice"!!!!!!
- Lara Trump has plans to get every dime she can from the RNC!
- RNC Cowards continue to prove how subservient they truly are!
- What I remember of the Greenwood district story and how I feel it should move forward.
https://www.weareiowa.com/
I 's watchin' new zoo review
uploading life so i can tik tok through, yeah I'll tik tok through
So I'm possessed and hypnotized,
Google a Priest and I'll be exercised yeah TICK tocsercized
and My life plan, viral night and day....The tik tok world it's where I live and pray
you can't take it away!!!!
damn it.....damn it........damn it........shit.........
my social life so far and few
I need tic toc and damn it so do you, damn it so do you!!
zero hour closer still
352-65 on that bill, It's A TIK TOK thrill kill
My life plan, viral night and day......entire lifespan a tik tok showcase ///// now to be erased........
- Good advice for the freshly unemployed folks of the RNC, and prayers for whoever remains, because you're time there will be short!
- Ken Buck Walked Away Tonight Song w/ lyrics: KEN BUCK REALLY Walked out TONIGHT, HE HATED BEIN' THERETANTRUM THROWING SPOILED BABIES WHO PRETEND TO CARETRUMP REALLY HAS 'EM ROPED AND TIEDWRANGLE BOUND, POLARIZEDSWEET FREEDOM SOON OUTTA HEREKEN BUCK IS SUPER FLYAND SUPER FLY GOT HIGH TODAY, RAN AWAY FROM THE MAGA WAY, BYE BYEKEN BUCK GOT HIS TRUCK DIDN'T SUCK AND ROLLED OUT TONIGHT
- Full Frontal Female News About Women For Women!
- The clock continues to click on Donnie Trump!
- The PERFECT Monday songs
- Oklahoma has truly become a radicalized extremist state of terror against innocent UN-families.
- Mike Johnson has some very interesting financial backers!
- Children abandoned in Texas as in Oklahoma
- Dear Stan Letters
Joe Biden lit up his snout
With Hunter Snow and hung out cocaine
Tweakin' in Capital town
Amped up State of the Union Throw down cocaine
Excuse NOT, MAGA'S HOT, Joe Must Got ....COCAINE!
Biden Drinks like he has gills
and takes pharmaceutical pills Trump SAY!
Sleepy Joe did so damned good
cause he bought a rock in the hood
from Pelosi
Twitchy guy, buggy eye, must be high
- Sometimes.......crimes......are simply undeniable! New Filings from Jack Smith in Florida with hard new evidence!
- THEIR PROPAGANDA IS NAZIFULLTRUMP'S FITS UNAVOIDABLEthe COWARDICE HISTORICALSPOILED BRATS ARE SO TYPICALTRUMP'S CRAZY YA OUGHTTA KNOW IT, HE'S A TWO FACE FORCEYOU'RE GONNA FORFEIT YOUR RIGHTS THERE'S NO OTHER COURSEGOP USE TO LOOK GOOD TO ME, BUT NOW I FIND ITSIMPLY SO PREDICTABLETWO FACED AND DISHONORABLEANTI-AMERICAN AND INTOLLERABLEEASILY REPLACEABLE
- Donald Trump Has a Nervous Breakdown
- Trumplican Tampons continue to back up NOTHING!
- Senator James Lankford stood alone amongst cowards!
- Prince Harry and Meg Do Austin Texas!
- Final word
Things are going so good in America with the exception of Red states, you can bet the local leaders in Oklahoma, Georgia, Texas, etc will be doing everything they can to disrupt the GREAT NEWS!
Their spiteful prayers are for disaster and chaos!
- The republican hybrids excuses are a nice band-aid, but will crumble in the end.
- Get the Haley Out
- "Dishonrable Aileen" song w/ lyrics
- Poor old Donnie Jpounded out more excuses with a whole lot more on full displayStonewalling DOJHolding up American lawthe Constitution is in his wayIt's an immigrant songCompletely gone wrong Cannon loves her Trump more than ever Appoint ya, use ya, sue ya Surpayyyyea!!!Trump will send you back to Columiaoh Dishonor Aileenher filthy hands are uncleanand she use itto win Trump everythingthought you knew bestthen you sold out the restto serve daddy11th say goodbye Aileen!
- Oklahoma PASSES RIGHT STRIPPING TERROR LAWS AGAINST CHILDREN, PARENTS, TEACHERS AND DOCTORS! Let 'em Die they say!
It's was just another stupid ass Super Tuesday
Didn't make any sense day
gop hope slipped away
who the hell else wants to run day
Twas just another stupid ass Tuesday
Nikki Haley want it both way
Trump's wicked ass on full display
Oh they love their false idollay
Just another stupid ass super tuesday
The self titled 'republican' party continues to lower itself in support of Vladimir Putin's attack on Ukraine and the American anti-Christ who's helping him do it!!
- Would you care to own a flag subjected to a Trump Hump
- Bruce Willis Update!
- MONEY SONG for Trump being that he's out of cash!
- Dear Stan Letters!
- This is a brand new feature performance showcasing the very love Guy and Agnes McAlester have for one another, which seems to be quite normal and typical! hahahahaha Have a great weekend! Get in touch with the show: tickturd@yahoo.com
Measles are back!
When Judges help criminals, ISN'T THAT A CRIME? Can you be honest for once, chicken shit Trumplican?
What excuses are you using today?
Block Parties at some companies are flat out IDIOTIC!
Thanks for illegally bypassing firewalls to listen: Russia, New Jersey and Okmulgee Oklahoma! By the way, Russia, I have a couple of things to say about Navalny!
Bounce Houses could have saved Orville Wright a ton of fuckin time!
- Shane Jett, Markwayne Mullin, Josh Brecheen, Scott Fetgatter, Steph Bice, James Lankford, Kevin Hern, Tom Cole and so many others have Oklahoma into an absolutely VIOLENT, TRASHY, LOW QUALITY OF LIFE, LOW WAGED, LOW HEALTH CARE, RADICALIZED ANTI-AMERICAN, ANTI-WOMAN state!
- Let us check in with Stan the Jokeman Show's #5 listener Salt Lake City!
- King Charles's head is on money now!
- Republican party disqualification case against Fanni Willis fell apart (actual audio)
- Jim Comer case falls dead before it even begins!
- Agnes McAlester's Booby Buffet!
- Calling your own local leaders is IMPOSSIBLE because they're HIDING! Know why? They can't back up their own terror!
- LOVE how KOTV slanted the story so you'll listen but not hear, then forget.
- Your life issues are going away forever if you fetch yourself a Jadey Reformation V Neck Sweater! That's right! Selena and Taylor have one!
- I THINK I know what happened between Brady And Buttcheek. This isn't gospel, butt............
- One of the nicest naked asses in Hollywood
- How Tom Cruise threw away the sweetest ass in Hollywood!
- Tom Cruise is on Wife Hunt
- LIGHTEN UP TAYLOR SHIT ASSES! She's allowed to be a bitch once in a while!
- Travis Kelce found something better than La Quinta Inn!
- AT&T Continues to prove they don't care!
- Poopouri and the early days of Makin' Friends in the Restroom!
- Black Criminals Love Trump, ACCORDING to Trump
- 99 Chinese Balloons! More balloons are driving Guy McAlester Nuts!
If you watched KTUL OR KOTV for the story this weekend, they buried it so you didn't see it!!
- The silence is deafening around here, but let's not let it Fu$k up our Friday too much!
- The Supreme Court is working behind the scenes and are UP to no GOOD!
- Megan Markle! Beautiful bad girl?
- Don't break the test tubes holding embryos if you know what's good for ya?!!!!!!
- Status People: What and who they are? Hell if I know
- Jerry Reed was a good friendly jam!
- If you're not licensed fools, don't own it bet it: Gun, person or animal britches!
- I'm high
- Gold Plated bullshit for only $399
- Sneakercon wasn't fooled over the weekend, BUT THEY WERE REPLACED!!! Actual audio from my friends over at Meidas Touch
- Fresh new batch of Trumpitches for ALL TO HEAR! w/ actual audio and commetary
- DEAR STAN LETTERS ANEW!!!!!!
Donald Trump 's a Fuckin' Goof by Stan the Jokeman
Don Has Something to Hide
Like What he did and didn't knew
Now he spread his butt cheeks wide
and out his ass the truth flew
It's too late to make much sense
you sold your soul using a Russian fence
Donald Trump's a fuckin' goof
You should be so humble now
swallow just a bit of pride
instead you call your putin pal
made him listen while you whine and cried
(chorus)
- Mom and Dad Need You too
- KJRH's Mike Collier makes a decision NO SENSIBLE human could ever contest.
- Free Beer! How I made that possible, then ran like hell! hahahahaha jk
- Beyonce's Texas Hold 'em Deserves all the awards and play time!
- Dicktarvy is an issue folks!
- Lloyd Austin has to deal with more dicks than any other honorable man on the PLANET!
- Mike Mighty Mouse Johnson is a two faced little pecker!!!!!!!
- My Cinderella story
- I'm me because of my grandmother, my mom, my granddaughter and my Wife Patricia.
- Happy Valentines Day hippies!
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I lost my daughter and my first love on that fuckin' street.
The last chapter of my shortened audio version of my book. The CONCLUSION in a couple of weeks.
- Hey Brood Mares, I've got your dumb goofy asses ALL figured out! Let me tell you why!
- The HUGE difference between Maga and Stan
- TOBACCO STOPS WITH ME w/ Guy and Agnes McAlester
- GREAT NEW DIET TIP THAT ACTUALL WORKS!!!!!!!
- Bombing Down Poinsettia announcement
YOU'LL never guess who's been BLOCKING any progress on the border?
First GUESS DOESN'T COUNT DAMN IT!!!!!
- Matt Gaetz is back in the NEWS AGAIN and I've got some tough truth that happened right in front of you!
- Lankford puts on a happy compromise face for the border bill!
- Trump keeps talking!
SHE WANNA RE-TRY THE CASE
DURING THE PENALTY PHASE
HABBA
TRUMP WONNNN'T BE A CONVICT
IF SHE JUST KEEPS CALLING IN SICK
HABBA
SET THE BAR
SO BIZARRE
CAUSE YOU ARE................HABBA
A VIA DOLOROSA LIKE ROUTE
THE WAY DONNIE STORMED OUT.......
HABBA
HE HEARD THAT TRUTH NEWS
NOW I'LL BET HE'LL BE BLAMING THE JEWS
HABBA
NO REGRET
DEADLINE MET
DON'T FORGET...............HABBA
Least president around
lawyered up and suckin'
oh he's gonnna do
what law say shouldn't be done
he's got a hard hitler head
and zero chance to get there
go home Don, or go to prison
Keep your fat butt at the table
don't need you on that stand
every time you open that mouth
you screw up the plan
indictments you gotta duck 'em
but dude you keep on suckin'
This is entire defense has gone straight to hell
the Least President around
lawyered up and suckin'
oh he's gonna do what they say shouldn't be done
He's got a hard platinum head
and no chance to ge in there
oh power don's on his way to prison
Stan the Jokeman Show is THRILLED to give this fantastic idea, lifted off Carlin, YET HANDED right over to you fine folks! YOU HAVE OPTIONS!
- The Supreme Court ruled humanely with our American President against that beady eyed little shit Abbott!
- The Kevins are just out of control on poontang patrol and IT'S COSTLY!!!
- STD 's out of control in Baltimore
- Community service murder plea deals in California!
- A quick walk back down MEMORY LANE a little closer to reality!
- Ron DeSanitary Napkin is Out! Unfortunately, Tampon Trump is Still In!
- Oklahoma Women have been 100% attacked by their truly wicked leaders and the propaganda ministry they employ!
- Big time Daytona Book Signing for MTG was someone else's fault!!!
- MORE ANTI-American rant and GOOD TIMES from the anti-Christ himself, during his political Rally over the weekend!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MY TV
MARJORIE TAYLOR, SQUAWKIN' LOUD LOOKIN' SLEAZY
THE HONORs gone........
and all her lies
are catchin' on on!
It's the extremist way
if you're born wrong in their world
you gotta go away
well, Marjie knows Far right she knows
DIRTY LIES and MAGA gestapos
oH YEAH, Marjie's gonna bend
FOR daddy trump SHE'LL SHOW HER FAT REAR END!
sing with her---- wicked mtg
a mean balladeer who killed the gop
Queen of MAGA what did she say?!, all f her lies will come back to visit someday!!
scream on scream on scream on scream until THE DEVIL comes true!
Scheme on, scheme on, scheme sellin out Red White and Blue
Sleaze on, sleaze on, sleaze on
sing with her marjorie taylor greene
Two faced bigot and loved by gop
queen maga what did she say, her wicked lies will come back and haunt us someday..........
- Nikki Haley's CNN 'Town Hall' audio with Agnes McAlester commentary!
- The long history behind the freedoms we celebrate in America
- WE ARE ALL Americans and the chances afforded by the Constitution ARE HERE, BUT UNDER THREAT!
- MTG SONG "Georgia Peach Pitiful" song
- Charlie Sheen get full custody of the kids!
- Ladies, would you allow your man to place his penis on display for 100 million? Snoop's lady forbids it!!!!
- "Deju Trump" is the big HEADLINE of Right Wing media outlets this morning.
- NFL coach attempted suicide by pill?!!!!!!
- Can the word "unresponsive" be used in a sentence if the person is gasping for air?! We'll address that very question, RIGHT HERE!
- Pills...................tasty but deadly!
- My personal history in Milwaukee
- SOLUTION TO THE FENTANYL PROBLEM!
- Microwaves are great for nuking!
Truth in advertising folks is what it's all about! That's why my former GOP is counting on the Gen Z er's to be fast asleep on this one!
We don't even require a social security number, so as long as you have a paycheck to garnish! Bad credit OK!!!
- "One Piece" song for hot dog drivers
- Jerry Jones needs to get out of the coaching business!
- SOME FRESH SO DAMNED COLD JOKES!
- The Mystery surrounding the day the music died and WHY I BELIEVE the investigation is still open in Clear Lake! w/ great music audio
- Ward Carroll kind of showed himself the other day
- God's children would get along great if we could just get the leadership out of there!
- Forced Sponsorships: Paczki Pastry Chicago and Mike Collier Weather Authorities are how I roll!
- Stan the Jokeman Show's is your new Weather Authority!
- Dear Stan Letters!
a couple more chapters to go, but not before February! Please forgive me, but I just have to take a break from it just for a bit. Not your fuckin' problem! It's mine
- False Prophets are workin' overtime in America! ACTUAL AUDIO!
- Hunter Biden was Present! Republicans were NOT again!
- Some thoughts on Bombing Down Poinsettia
Des Moines, you have some very dangerous anti-Americans in your midst! It's not an opinion at this point! It's an outright attack against democracy AND decency!
- The Falcons need a new head coach again!
- The Supreme Court could rule themselves out of existence and DONALD TRUMP TOO!!!!! They better be real careful and uphold LAW!!!!
- Since Peacock insists, forcing the Kardashians and Paris Hilton on us, I have a few tips to help it work!
- The blasphemous Use of GOD in political ads continue! It's sickening and I've got the disturbing audio! Yes! ANOTHER TRUMP COMMERCIAL!
- MORE truth being uncovered about legendary lawman Buford Pusser, which is turning out to be MORE LEGEND than honor or truth!
- That's why I love it britches! parody songs and interesting thoughts for what it's worth!
I'm taking my time on this story, and I can fill in a plenty of blanks later. For now, here's the shit I can remember and I want it to be told the way it was, as opposed to how I'd wished it had been.
OUT OF TOUCH, OUT OF MIND!!!!!! Knows little or nothing, yet propped up to carry it all!!!!!!
It's not a perfect story, because it was a pretty fucked up time. Nevertheless, it's here, and YEAH, I was the guy in jail for following Eastwood!
PUMP UP THE TRUMP
PUMP HIM UP
WHILE HIS LYIN' ASS BE OUT THERE STUMPIN'
MELANIA GET THAT PUMP A TRUMPIN' AND DO SOME HUMPIN'
PUMP HIM UP A LITTLE MORE
THEN HE MOVE ON TO BE A PRISON WHORE
SEE CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT
AND YOU'LL FIND OUT IF YOU DO THAT
OH WOW
DID YOU HEAR THE SPOILED BRAT SAY
GIVING DONNIE A PASS IS THE AMERICAN WAY
OH WHY DID SPOILED TRUMP JUST SAY
NO MORE ACCOUNTABILITY
OR THE DOJ
DOJ DOJ
- I really didn't half ass anything! I just have bigger stuff on the platter today! hahahaha, Merry Christmas!
- I really need you guys. You might not think that, but I do! Thank you for helping me share this show and GET THE MESSAGE OUT!
- with my most sincere gratitude, I humbly say thanks.
- Stan
- Trade in your suit for Levi StraussGiuliani needs a new housestustu studio whoa whoa!!!!First and last months rent when you signRudy's new housing lease on the declinemoved into a studiowhoa whoaah, the landlord's knockingshe know's you're therecan't pay your rent, checking account is bareIt's too bad you bet your entire lifeon the benefit of beingDonald Trump's next wifestudio
- They AIN'T GONNA LISTEN! Haven't been! Blinders on! Ear plugs IN!
- Oklahoma is NO LONGER a free safe state for any family and the STATE RUN MEDIA complex is assisting in the information CONTROL!
- Local Leaders Write Laws Hiding the Benefits of Rick Simpson Oil!
- The fabric of a piece of Stitt
- SHARE THIS SHOW AND HELP ME OUT A BIT,,,.....please
- Bombing Down Poinsettia UPDATE for lack of better word
THIS STORY......MY STORY.........IS COPYRIGHT PROTECTED CHERRY PICKERS, SO LET US BE REAL CAREFUL ABOUT HELPING YOURSELF TO MY STORY!
- You don't have the full story which makes far more sense!
- You dare steal from me, you will pay a vig with your ass motherfucker! I DO NOT CARE WHO YOU ARE! DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME! NO STEALING OR I WILL SHOW UP ON YOUR FUCKING DOORSTEP WITHOUT NOTICE!!
- Looking for any SERIOUS screenwriter! That's on the advice of my late uncle David and still living father who are both accomplished writers!
- No! I don't want my dad writing my story!!!!!!
- I'm looking for a sensible secure fucking deal! Fuck around, I roll.
- If I don't get a deal, I'll go back to work for Sean Kanan.
- "Sue Sue Rudio" song w/ lyrics: CAN'T FIND AN ATMBUT GUILIANI'S LYING AGAINSUE SUE RUDIO OH OHHHHHHATTACKING MY FAMILY'S GOOD NAMEELITIST THINK IT'S A GAMESUE SUE RUDIOOH OHHHHHHHOH, THE LAW IS CALLING, BUT I SWEARWHAT I SAID ABOUT THOSE LADIES MIGHT HAVE BEEN UNFAIRBUT I'M DOUBLING DOWN ON THIS CRAPNOWHERE TO GO, EXCEPT DONNIE'S LAP..........SUE SUE RUDIO
- Stock market bases everything off the possibility of future presidential elections?! Are you sure?!!! hahahahahahaa
- If a guy EVER proposes on a cliff ladies, don't say "no" right away! Make sure you're in town on the ground floor!
- What happens in Turkish prisons?
- Dear Stan
- It appears Mr. Mahomes of the Chiefs has a new lover!
- What the hell is a coffee badger?! I'll tell ya!
- Roseanne Barr is pilled up, drunk and giving speeches again!
- Agnes kicks off the show with news about our former first lady!
- Toya's Butt Was Beautiful!
- Jessica Simpson's Leg Was Hot
- The Life of a Young Red Headed Step Child
- The one person I ever ratted on
- GREAT ECONOMY NEWS!
- Truth anti-social, fuckers! That'd be YOU
- Latest workplace trend for sitting on your ass is here! I set a few of those trends I think!
- Hunted Hunter Biden Showed Up and the Girls Stayed in the House!
- DEAR STAN letters! New batch!
- There was a complete stranger standing in my front yard this morning when I walked my wife outside! HE WAS A CHINESE 'CONTROLLER'
- Thank you to the Young Turks for the audio of Trump supporters obtained over the weekend, which proves JUST HOW FAR down Trump Supporters have sunk
- MORE SHOOTINGS IN OKLAHOMA!!! YEAH!! Let's go beat our wives now!
- Ken Paxton continues to ATTACK a dying woman via the use of GOD and ANTI 'Right to Medical Privacy' laws! It's so UN-American and ANTI-Christian, the question is: CAN THE FATHER DEFEND THE MOTHER LIKE HE PROMISED GOD HE WOULD! CAN HE GO GET KEN PAXTON LEGALLY, BECAUSE MORALLY IT IS CORRECT!
Trumpa blowin' anda goin
Better than a time out
weakness on display
mentally not right
bet he runs away
Rise Up, You Orange Clown
then sit ya ass Right back down
Had sometin' to say, but then ya choke
watch your case go up in smoke
lock on lock on, lock his dumb ass up
don't celebrate, don't deliberate
Americans have had enough
what do you want, what do you want
Not rapist Donald Trump, NO WAY
Vladdy lovin' Donald Trump, noooo noooo noooooo
Mock of Ages, Mock of Ages
Trump's still lyin', half wits buyin'
Mock of Ages, Burn the pages
Trump alleges, SIGN THE PLEDGES
You got no power, BUT AN UGLY STORY
while he sits in prison, I'll do his Whorey Melaniaaaaaaaaaa
knee carpet burns
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
NO EXCUSES FOLKS, but that doesn't keep the ridiculously ARROGANT out of touch Senator from North Dakota from Shovelin' 'em out just the same!
Only shame these days from my former 'Grand ol' Party'
Hey, this isn't Penthouse Letters so don't let the plot line fool ya. It's an R rating at best. I'm open to a more pornographic version if the money 's right!
- Hunter Biden's car payments cost the American taxpayer millions!
- Tommy Tuberville is Obviously Frightened and SHOULD BE! He's anti-Marine
- The difference between Stan the Jokeman and the typical hybrid trumplican
- Once, twice three times a dumb ass with Trump Town Hall Drops!
- Robert Kennedy continues to prove how fuckin nuts he is!
- Insurance fraud run amok in Oklahoma!
- Norman Lear died! I'll list the shows he produced and who I would like to have humped!
- Person of the Year! Guess who?
- Republicans work to ABANDON UKRAINE!
- Donald Trump DID NOTHING WRONG, according to his attorneys! The American Law and Constitution is Wrong!
- George Clooney revealed who his old bar runnin' friend truly is!
- George Washington said "no kings"
- Judge Chutkin's definition of 'presidential immunity' very impossible to argue with!
- "Oh Trumpsky" song
- Dear Stan Letters
Tom Cole Loves George Santos: 405 329 6500
Josh Breechen Fully Endorses George Santos: 918 283 6262
Stephanie Bice Brood Mare to Santos: 405 300 6890
- You shall be subjected IMMEDIATELY by a crappy performance on my new Martin, WHICH I LOVE!!!!!!
- James Comer IS BACKING DOWN FROM HUNTER!!!!!!
- Jokeman News leads off with anchor Agnes McAlester and the entire news team with fresh Trump reports from the Palmetto Bowl
- Actual audio from Trump's arrival at the Palmetto Bowl
- Paris Hilton is back with her herpes?
- Dear Stan Letters
- Little Red Onion song for those who suffer downwind of relatives and lovers!
- Pets in America Have NEVER had it so good! Even the wild shit is doing good!
- Stan the Jokeman's First Fucked Up Feast For Thanksgiving!
- There are only 2 EXCELLENT Turkey fry tips you'll ever need to keep from burning your house down!
- Hard to Find Christmas Toys
- NEW Dear Stan Letters
- I've got Trump's latest rant that MIGHT SOMEDAY violate a gag order somewhere!
- Let Us All Remember But Get the Hell Over JFK with Some Hard Fact
- Welcome to 'I don't Give a Shit Monday"! I'm allowed!!!!!!!!
- ....................................nope............................do not care today...........................sorry
- Watching the idiots from afar can be fun if the weed is decent!
They let him out of prison to pass away I suppose. Just found out that there's a possibility I might be the one named in the will for possession of his wiener!
I'll sell it on ebay or have it transplanted!
- Trump Continues to Wipe His little pecker off with the American flag, FULLY ENDORSED by state run media enterprises!
- MarkWoman Mullin Continues to try and convince folks he's his OWN MAN, but we know that isn't true! He's a puss!
- WOW response on the Dear Stan letters! ty! I have new ones!
Original artwork coming from one of the folks in the story. I won't say which, but can assure ya, it wasn't fuckin' Rosemary.
anyway......ty brother........I smell another fully stocked limo ride.
- He has to prove himself so bad, but it's too late! Out of touch MarkWayne Mullin belongs to someone and does EXACTLY as he's told, like a puss!
- Misplaced weed money, public schools coffers emptied, and talking down to working men! This is the face of Oklahoma!
- The TRUE BENEFITS OF LIVING IN FREE BARGAINING STATES!
- Kevin Spacey has a new movie out and I have the trailer with song!
- New protein discovered over the weekend that is killing cancer! I'll tell you how!
- BYE BYE NEGATIVE ENERGY and anti-America excuse makers! time to Make things right! I'll tell you how!
- Tom Tubesteak continues to mock American soldiers and veterans, EVEN when it's his own father!
- Aliens have arrived and they're looking to shove things up your ass!
- Fresh new batch of Dear Stan Letters!
- I just couldn't close out on a Friday without speaking on Gaza and what is taking place to the Palestinian innocent as well as the Israeli! It's gone WAY out of hand now and I believe the solution is as simple as breaking the patterns.
- What domestic violence sounded like in 1945
- Stan the Jokeman's type of slutty movie star!
- Returning favorite tv and computer shows!
- New Oklahoma laws guaranteed to keep you plastered and stupid!
- Joe Manchin? Who give a fuck?
- Let us surmise what would happen, if I decided to try and have another child with my wife! WATCH YOURSELF SPOILED STUPID EXTREMISTS!
Thanks for hearing this out and I'm sorry for the week delay, but this story telling shit can be far more difficult than the teller was prepared sometimes. Anyway, that's what I'm apologizing for. I know I don't have to because you'd never demand it, but I just feel unprepared sometimes.
thnx,
Stan
- When is it appropriate to beat the piss out of Wolf Blitzer for stupid questions?
- Taylor Swift Really Helped Turn Things Around on Election Night!
- Rick Simpson pain relief and WHY your LOCAL LEADERS are assisting in the closing of Oklahoma family owned dispensary and farms!
- IF I WERE GOVERNOR!
- SPOILED BRATS COURT!
- Dear Stan letters
- Council Bluffs IA has knocked D.C. down from 5th to 6th place in show listenership!
- Mr.s Hathaway moves to Iowa to run her cigarette enterprise!
- I've got some of the betting lines out of Vegas on how Trump's trial might go
- The Ghosts of Failed Business Trump Ventures past!
- Kevin Stitt and other Oklahoma leaders are out there now with their state militia shutting down Family Oklahoma farms and businesses!!!! America?!!!!!
- WHERE IS THAT WEED MONEY FOR SCHOOLS?!!!
- Stan the Jokeman has a direct message to the two biggest dishonorable pussies in the Washington Senate!
- Dear Stan Letters to fuck up the weekend just right! Peace out!
- Speaker Johnson is a DEFINITE zealot, not less radicalized than Taliban and he too is looking to infect YOUR LIFE with his beliefs!
- Trump Speaks: Translation courtesy of Guy McAlester
- Immigrant HOOKERS help the economy! GET OVER IT!
- a Direct message to the hard headed zealots who continue on their mission to remove YOUR RIGHTS!
- Oral Sex is great after a drink or two! It's just bad for throat cancer!
- Throat cancer spike in New York
- New listeners around the world, including my hometown!
- The story behind me and my first real mentor Kevin Karlson!
- An original thought from Don T.
- Stockton Imploded Here today
- Perry had one friend out there in L.A.
- An agreement reached between GM and the UAW
- We are all Pro Palestinian
- Dear Stan Letters
HELLO OPIOD WE MEET AGAINMATT JOINED FORCES WITH TASTY VICODINIT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!AFTERWARDS WE'LL GET NUDE AND GO HOP INJACUZZI BOUND WITH CHANDLER'S ONLY FRIEND!FORGOT THE FLOATIESMATT CHANDLER WAS A ZOMBIEHUGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAHE LIKED HIS HOT TUBAND PILLSLIKE MORRISON AND RODNEYHUGGHAAAAAANEEDS CPR PROMPTLYHE DIDN'T HAVE GILLSMATT LIKED HIS PILLS
- So happy the law is winning!
- So happy MTG might finally be shut the fuck up!
- WHERE THE HELL IS BOB CARD?
SIDE NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR
- I am so flattered that I get any pings at all, especially on this old story. I might have to take the next week off on the book guys, because this story is very real and it involves a ton of very real, authentic people! I'd never intentionally shit on anyone with lies and such. I've worked real hard to keep the story mildly interesting WITHOUT embellishing from truth whatsoever.
- It's for that reason, I just need a week or so from it. The feelings are real. The hurt is still there, and it's tearing me down. I'm sorry.
- Now you know why it's taken me so long to put this shit out there. It's so personal and private. The LOVE OF MY LIFE feels it's the best thing for me and I do too. It's just so taxing. I WILL FINISH IT! I just need a break I think.
- Please don't give up on me and if you know a good screen writer, tell 'em I'm looking for someone who can put this down the way my writer father and uncle have both suggested! Thank you for listening.
- I'll resume when I get my head right. It's for the good of the story.
- Stan
- His lies, his lies his lies, oh yea the Don is smirkingfake news, more lies about democracy not workingso UN-beautifulI hear it everydayMAGA, Bragga about all the hurt they're causingREGARDLESS the world turns, goes round, yea WE're not pausingGOD BLESS THE BEAUTIFUL USA!When I see Trump's faceI think what a damned disgraceAmericans are perfect, just the way ALL are!or You can self defileGo real low and stay for awhileAmerica's perfect, just the way ALL are!His lips, his lips his lips..........lots of b.s. flyingRudy, Sidney, Chesbro ...........in the Meadows dyingLooks like Trump 's death knell rang out loud todaySold out, sold out sold out to your new friend Putincalled him genius for all the death and lootin'WEll Don T, you'll answer for it today Where he'll get butt raped!They'll all want a piece of HIS ass?mid rare trump steaks, longest line by farTRUMP CAN SELF DEFILEface first down in his bunk for a whilebut Americans are perfect, just the way all are!
- The rats are flipping like hotcakes!
- Tips for HITTING and NOT HITTING deer this year!
- Great business tips for young ambitious go getters!
- We've got to keep an eye on Magnum PI and his new Reverse Mortgage Scheme!
- Jim Jordan needs to go away to China with many OTHER anti-American extremists!
- Dear Stan Letters
Very special hello to my dear old friend who is now a proud marijuana share cropper! Artwork by the other dear old friend who drinks sometimes!
- Have you stolen a Kia yet? It's like......the new trend!
- Rocket tracking! Junk science? NO!!!!!!!!
- A message to all fathers, INCLUDING our fathers and brothers Palestine!
- Organizations who use GOD 's name.
- Retail sales up! and artificial intelligence is stupid!
- My speaker disappointment!
- There's a European bedbug pandemic taking place right now, and I have some great half ass tips for you, because I AM EXTERMINATOR TRAINED!
- Special appearance from Angelina Jolie's dad!
- Suzanne Somers passed away after a violent altercation at the Regal Beagle!
- Iran says that Hamas wants to hand over hostages!
- False Prophet Central, you'll find in everything!
- The pathetic manipulation of the weak minded by an even weaker man!
- Dear Stan letters!
COME AND KNOCK ON HER DOORDRAG DEWITT OUTTA BEDSHE GOT HAMMERED AT THE REGAL BEGALJACK AND CHRISSY ARE DEADFIRST THERE WAS THREE, THEN THAT BECAME TWOTHEN ROPERS AND FURHLEY CROAKEDAND HER LEASE WON'T RENEWSUZANNE'S CROTCH WAS SO HAIRYIF OUR NEIGHBOR LARRY JUST KNEWHE'D NEED AN EDGER TO GET THROUGHJACK AND CHRISSY TURNED BLUE
- Goddard from Lost in Space has been found in a grave!
- Another spoiled turd nominated for speaker who will no doubt END American democracy after the bloodshed!
- Ronald Reagan sailors told fat ass Kim Jon Un to go f**k himself!
- Who wants to go to a Kim Jong Un Parade? They don't throw candy!
- Bixby Oklahoma Does NOT believe in or love GOD!
- Idiots are attempting to use their insurance claims to JACKPOT themselves into prison!
- 2023 Most Trendy Halloween Costume ideas, including Stan's costume ideas!
- When Halloween costumes are a BAD idea!
- Dear Stan letter with some cat killing tips!
Special adoration goes to desert queen "Michelle from Janine" who continues to tame those steel horses and astonish us all.........
- I stole a car stereo
- United States Air Force & Navy on site in Israel! They'll be defended!
- Meanwhile domestic terrorists in America continue to attack innocent Americans
- Please pass the Potter's Breakfast sausage Troy Aikman
- ROCK COCK BLOCK!
- I've got 4 pretty cool holiday drink ideas for your Halloween party even if you don't drink! Who's to say the fuckers who show up at your house won't?
- The West Bank, Israel & Gaza..............same shit different day for NO GOOD REASON!! It's about as anti-God as you can get on both sides!
- Dear Stan letters to brighten the mood!
- Journalists have actually put out a story surmising why it's so wonderful for your life that Swift and Kelce are humping, as though it matters!
- Straight Language from me
GOD BLESS the folks who shared their life with me. It wasn't boring.Special thanks to Pat Benatar and The Cult for the bad ass tunes we grew up with!
- We don't have a third in line for president because extremists Jim Jordan and FrankenGaetz got rid of it!
- Kicking Democrats out of the American Capitol
- Who is Patty Henry, the speaker fill in?
- Dick Gere is still married if you give a shit!
- Kellyanne Conway has gone full lesbian!
- The ignorant continue to attack innocent American transgender children!
hello kevin my old foeheard you aint tha speaker no moGlad to see your love of trump 's keeping!I Remember when you called him all scared and weeping!After they carried off the dead we found old Kev on a Florida bound plane to be a shit house stainThe 118th head of bullshit truth and honor walk alonein McCarthy's house they remained unknownneath the halo of a veto stampEmpty promises to every campAnd when it came time to pay up, Kev couldn't step either left or rightbut late one nighthe got the call of bullshitin trumplican light that boy he sawsomeone he loved more than mawSpoiled brats who talk without speakingPenniless disciples that hear without listeningA loyalty pledge trumplicans demand if you wanna belongdon't think they're wrongbrainwashed sound of bullshitand the fools bowed and prayedto the idiot GOD they madeand the good cried out a warningin the words he speaks propaganda formingstill they sat and quietly watched all his lies tear down American walls!Cause it would've took ballsTo muzzle the sound, of bullshit!
FRANKENGAETZ WILL LET US KNOW, SPEAKER STAY OR SPEAKER GO MCCARTHY SAYS ALL IS FINE, GOP IN SHARP DECLINE SO WHEN GAETZ GETS OFF HIS HO SPEAKER STAY OR SPEAKER GO? ALL THE NUTTY MTG'S WATCH MITCH MCCONNELL FREEZE BASE ON STUPID LET'S RE-DOUBLE THEN THROW A FIT WHEN WE'RE IN TROUBLE FRANKENGAETZ WILL LET US KNOW, SPEAKER STAY OR SPEAKER GO NOW SPEAKER STAY OR SPEAKER GO NOW SPEAKER STAY OR SPEAKER GO NOW WE MAKE NO SENSE, WE'RE IN TROUBLE SPREAD YOUR BUTT CHEEKS LIKE BARNEY RUBBLE, BUT FRANKENGAETZ WILL LET US KNOW, SPEAKER STAY OR SPEAKER GO!!
- Get a freakin' life stadium played host to the Taylor Swift who's taken the new position as Vagina coach!
- Dear Stan Letters for your amusement!
- Wellness check of Britney Spears because of her most recent dance!
- Being Accused of Accepting Entitlement From Folks Who Feel Entitled
- Cuban history proves UAW is going to WIN their strike!
- Travis Kelce's ex girlfriend is speaking!
- When Mick Jagger dies, those brats of his are on their own!
- Dear Stan Letters
This is a shorter audio version of a copyrighted text of mine from many moons ago based on actual events back in Hollywood when we were kids
- I'm convinced I've gone psychic because I predicted what's happening with Trumpy a long time ago! Time to cash in on this shit!
- Bob Menendez will answer for his crimes too!
- Half Ass News and DON'T FORGET TONIGHT: "Bombing Down Poinsettia' Chapter 20 "Going Outlaw"
- Why I'm pro union and always will be! COMMON SENSE!
- Trumplican IS THE 3 radicalized anti-American party of extremist zealots.
- Taylor Swift is going to fuck up Kelce's game!
- Butthole without a Cause was a crappy movie!
- ONG, Kevin Stitt and the other leaders in this state has like ZERO respect for any of you!
- Tommy Tuberville continues to attack military families with the FULL endorsement of the former grand old party.
- That WAS the absolute worst hail storm I've EVER been through! Baseball size
- The anti-Christ just violated the court order regarding the January 6th trial!
Have fun in jail dummy!
- Top 5 market news stories from Boy's Room Studios
- Half Ass News- Stan the Jokeman's headlines important to him!
OH TRUMPSKY YOU'RE NOT FINE YOU'RE THE TOP OF PUTIN'S MINDHEY TRUMPSKY HEY TRUMPSKYOH TRUMPSKY YOU'RE NOT FINEYOU'VE GOT A MOSCOW CREDIT LINEHEY TRUMPSKY HEY TRUMPSKYOH DONNIE NOT SO FINEFACING YEARS OF PRISON TIMEOH COMRADE TRUMPSKY YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTANDSELLING OUT UKRAINEWENT STUPID JUST AS PLANNEDOH TWO FACED DONNIE TOOK PUTIN BY THE HANDAND SHAMED US IN HELSINKITHEN TRIED A COUP DONNIE COUP DONNIE FIT THROWING COUP DONNIEHEY TRUMPSKYWITHHELD UKRAINE AIDBECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LIEYOUR BOYFRIEND VLADIMIR ATTACKEDYOU PRAISED HIM WHILE THEY DIEDSELLING OUT AMERICA, BECAUSE YOU'RE VLADDY'S GUYHEY TRUMPSKYWE CHOOSE YOU OVER GODAND THE U S OF ALET'S ELIMINATE MORE RIGHTSON BOOK BURNING DAYDROP TO MY KNEES FOR YOU DADDY AND I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY TRUMPSKY OH COMRADE TRUMPSKY YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTANDSELLING OUT UKRAINEWENT STUPID JUST AS PLANNEDOH TWO FACED DONNIE TOOK PUTIN BY THE HANDAND SHAMED US IN HELSINKITHE TRIED A COUP DONNIE COUP DONNIE FIT THROWING COUP DONNIE
- Told you so!
- Half Ass News with GREAT IMPORTANT HELPFUL INFORMATIVE MESSAGES!
- Dear Stan on the fly!
- Agnes McAlester despises dipping and gives her husband no breaks
- Donald Trumps is still LIVING IN the past, but soon to be prison!
- Dear Stan Letters in abundance! Decent ones.
- Oklahoma once again at the bottom of the good lists and top of the bad ones!I'm sure it's Nancy Pelosi's fault!
- Hunting Hunter Biden: It's be nice if the GUNS WORKED!
- THANKS MEGYN KELLY! We can now skip the fucking trial!
- Hey Delta, don't fuck with a drunks drink!!!!!!!!!!
- Halle Berry, Halle Bailey, or Hello Butthole Poser!
- Cindy Crawford's dad whored his daughter out
- Jared Leto needs work
- Caitlyn Jenner thought something and made the NEWS!
- Harry is a TRUE KING OF HONOR!
- GETTING PERSONAL about a couple of the irons I have in the fire at the moment!
DON T WENT TO THE COURTHOUSETHAT WAS TOTALLY BIASAND A SUPPORTER OF NANCY PELOSIHE WORE HIS CHINESE POWER TIEBUT FORGOT TO HANG HIMSELFAND THE 25TH AMENDMENTWELL YOU BET AMERICA NOTICEDTHE MEETINGS HE DIDN'T WANT US TO SEESETTING UP UKRAINESELLING OUT AMERICATO HIS RUSSIAN FRIEND VLADDYDON T 'S FOOLISH BRAIN, TEARING AMERICA APARTAND ALL THESE SPOILED BRATSAREN'T EVEN THAT SMART
- The only thing that would have made the Jets game sweeter would have been if Aaron himself had taken a shit on the field!
- McDonald's Must be up to something via their soda dispensers!
- STOP TAKING GROUP PHOTOS WITH THE KILLER PLEASE!
- Jimmy Fallon 's fucked up!
- Dear Stan Letters!
- The dangers of cutting down tall trees in your yard when you're afraid of heights!
- My new tree light creation! TREE OF LIGHT!
- Jokeman News covers the canceled Guns n Roses show in St Louis over the weekend!
- OKLAHOMA NEWS organizations continue to give Oklahoma half truths and flat out lies to protect the political elite in this state!
- This is how America can give African Americans a stake in the game!
- Zach Joins Stan the Jokeman and many other in the rap sheet club!
- Peter Navarro is a Dick
- Hunters Hos and ANOTHER IMAGINARY non issue
- Madison Keys failed the country and that's okay!
- Lindsey Graham cracker is not out of hot water yet!!!
- KATE MIDDLETON GOT A PEARL NECKLACE!
- My beef with micro managing, rights stripping, free market advertising companies! UN-AMERICAN IN EVER SENSE OF THE WORD!
An shortened audio version of my fully protected copywritten text! Let's not try to cherry pick this story because I'll clip your fuckin' nuts!
- Nothing but letters from my beloved listeners! THANK YOU! Stan
- If you think about it, could you share my show? Tha'd freakin' help.........
These folks hang up on you at the call center! They refuse to respond when holding up and ruining yet ANOTHER weekend promotion for YET ANOTHER American Business! The folks at Google Ads love taking your money!It's unfortunate they also enjoy CENSORING and attacking American businesses everywhere!THIS IS NOT AMERICAN AT ALL!
- Guy McAlester's Greatest Bitches!
- halF Ass heaDline news!
- Henryetta Labor Day Celebration is the greatest American event I know of!
- "Freeze Mitch" is just another fun parody song Google Ads will probably CENSOR AND FLAT OUT BLOCK FROM PROMOTION!
- Thank you to all of my new listeners!
- REAL NEWS FOR real in the dark Russians, brought to you by
- Jokeman News with Agnes McAlester and gang!
- Ty to my friend at XL for the background artwork on the book cover! My dumb ass lost the original!
- A straight hard news story today, if you can find much truth!!!
- It's sad to see KOTV giving some very dishonest folks a platform to spread their freedom ending message regarding education for poor American kids!
- Let us follow the typical path of the spoiled, wicked child!
- GOP BLOWBACK HAS JUST BEGUN, because, THEY'RE NOT REALLY AMERICAN REPUBLICANS!!
- Donnie's whining like a COWARD, SPEAKIN' WITH A STAMMERHE'S A FIT THROWIN' BRAT, BEIN' TAKEN TO THE SLAMMERNOW HERE COMES THE GLAMOUR SHOTHE'S GOT THE LOOKPRISON HE IS BOUND, WITH A CONVICT NUMBERHIS PINK ASS THEY'LL POUNDLIKE A SNAKE FROM A PLUMBERBUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HEAD SHOTHE'S GOT THE LOOK!!!HE'S GOT THE LOOKOH WHAT'S A SPOILED LITTLE BLUE BLOOD TO DO?WE WAS TOLD HIM NONOW, HIS POUTY FACE RINGS TRUEDonne goes WAH WAH WAH WAH WAHTHERE'S FIRE IN HIS EYE, CAUSE WE DON'T BUY HIS LIEHE'S A TWO FACED GUY, LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRYTHE MAN'S GOIN BYE BYEAND HE'S GOT THE LOOKLADY JUSTICE ISN'T WRONG, THE CASE IS AIR TIGHTTRUMP LIED ALL ALONG, CAUSE HE'S NEVER BEEN RIGHTNOW HE'S IN A BITCH FIGHT, AND HE'S GOT THE LOOK!
- We'll take a look at each dildo who plans on debating tonight!
- Ron Desanitary Napkin
- Vividly Ram Ass Wammy
- Mike RePence
- Nikki What the Haley?
- Tim Snott
- Fat Ass Christie
- Doug 'boring as shit' Burg...whatever the hell
- Asa Hutchison
- Don Trump and the Devil
- West coast flood updates and the answered prayers that brought the hell
- Radical terrorists continue to attack members of their own party!
- Olly Anthony's Rich Men North of Richmond is another GREAT working man song!
- I completely unplugged on a FANTASTIC POKER RUN VACATION TO THE CARIBBEAN, and nearly died by Cat, but made great friends with the Garden cat!
- CAPTURED MY FIRST NFL TOUCHDOWN on my camera phone!
- HALF ASS HEADLINE NEWS
- Dear Stan letter for what I'm worth!
- TONIGHT, BOMBING DOWN POINSETTIA CONTINUES!
THE DON IS PARTAKING AN ARRAIGNMENT AFTER 2CLAIM OF HONOR HE'S MAKINGTO BE ARRESTED JUST FOR YOUTHINKS HE'S JESUS THINKS HE'S JESUSDON'S WRONG, THE LAW SAYS SOBUT LOOK HOW FAR LOW MAGATS GOFIT THROWING SPOILED BRAT FACES SCOWL AND SCOWL UP AGAINEVEN THE CRAP FLOATS UP SOMETIMESKILLS COPS AND COMMITS HATE CRIMESIN A TRUMPLICAN YOU WILL FINDANOTHER EXCUSE AND DENIAL ON THE MIND
- Got the details on Trump's judge! Judge Tanya Chutkan is TOUGH!
- Dak and Diggs traded stabs on the practice field yesterday! I have some of the details, but I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE COWBOYS!
- These classified ads are killing me? Don't leave me hanging?
- I've got a DIRECT MESSAGE TO YOU FROM Trump's former press secretary!
- Got the details on Trump's judge! Judge Tanya Chutkan is TOUGH!
- Dak and Diggs traded stabs on the practice field yesterday! I have some of the details, but I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE COWBOYS!
- These classified ads are killing me? Don't leave me hanging?
- I've got a DIRECT MESSAGE TO YOU FROM Trump's former press secretary!
- The begging has begun! Trump knows it's OVER!
- Children are dying on the border in Texas and THAT IS ENOUGH!
- HEAVEN AND HELL. It's all around you at this very moment! YOU BETTER LISTEN!
- BREAKING NEWS UPDATE WITH THE CREW OF Jokeman News!
- CRANE COLLAPSE!
- Insane Song
- The best way to offend someone is to be DEFENSIVE about offending them!
- I pissed my neighbor off BIG TIME!
- KEVIN SPACEY INNOCENT
- Agnes McAlester got to go to Japan, thanks to her husband 'Guy' winning the trip on a recent game show! I don't think they'll let him come back!
- Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt's attacks on family business, farms and dispensaries! WHY IT'S HAPPENING and CATCHING PROPAGANDA IN IT'S EARLY PHASES! WE GOT 'EM! The proof is in the history of Oklahoma!!
- FUN is FUN! No doubt about it, as long as it stays within COMMON SENSE! People are dying in Oklahoma lakes left and right!
- A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD IS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD NO MATTER WHAT FREAKIN' COUNTRY YOU'RE IN!!!!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS! Got some original ones today!!!
- 2nd Losers & Crappy Journalists! They kind of walk hand in hand when it comes to suicide!
- My house is NOW HAUNTED by Tony Bennett
- Gay Jaguar revealed in Florida!
- Camillar Parker having a birthday and King Chuck was specific about the cake!
- FOOD TAMPERING IS A FELONY FOLKS!
- MY IDEA ON HOW TO ULTIMATELY LIFT EVERYONE OUT OF POVERTY, and how young men need to grow up a bit, think about tomorrow and STOP PUTTING YOUR FUCKIN' HAND OUT! YOU'RE OWED NOTHING!
- New search warrant issued in Nevada, connected to the death of Shakur!
- Lot's of Trauma and shootings in Vegas! Aldean wrote a song about it!
- Americans are actively being attacked by pure TRUMP TRASH both on the street and in office!
- 16 indictments handed down to anti-American terrorists! Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin is next!
- Tommy Tubesteak continues to attack Blue Star Families!!!
- The show starts out in the Hay barn with the whole gang!!!!
- The Bronco's need a new name, I've got a list!
- Tommy Tuberville continues to attack Americans!!!!!
- Agnes and Guy McAlester's Jokeman Production News headline updates!
- Dear Stan letters!
- Insane song
- Congratulations Japan on your shitty rocket!
- Rosanna Arquette drove her car through some shit!
- Camilla Parker Bowel Movement Isn't getting the allowance she deserves!
- Top five retail stores shutting down in 2023. I believe I know why!
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ELI CRONE!!!!!!!!
- The true minds of these self centered bigots who are looking to sell out America to make it more LIKE NORTH KOREA AND CHINA!
- Serial Killer caught in New York!
- Billy Baldwin went to skool with him!
Great thanks to some of the folks in this book for remaining lifelong friends!This is what I still remember
- A direct message from Stan the Jokeman to Elon Muskrat
- Yesterday I fired both US Bank and Wells Fargo! They are both full of shit!
- Another shit ass got naked in Vegas and fucked up my poker table!
- It's public record EVERYWHERE BUT RUSSIA!! So we have a HIGHLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO the Russian People. Vladimir Poontang has GOT TO GO........LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's been a long week! Belligerent, arrogant assholes have run amok!Jessica Simpson has a great ass again, and I know who Tom Brady is screwing!
Bombing Down Poinsettia is a copywritten text and audio so don't even think about stealing ideas from me or I"ll scalp your ass!
- RANDOM BABBLING FROM AN EXHAUSTED OLD STONED GUY!
- DUI OFFENDERS AND THE PATTERN THEY ALL FOLLOW!
- Tah dah! Alcohol is an excuse after all!
- A thirty something year old woman had a moment with Flo Rida!
- The stake in the game every American deserves, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE A MINORITY!!!!!!
- Steven Seagal & Donald Trump join forces in a new action thriller!
- MOTHER NATURE IS BI-POLAR BEAR IN OKLAHOMA!!!!
- The most artificial people in the world!
- My wife's Jeep horn is broke and I'd like to apologize for that!
- Leonardo Dinero is dead!
- I TOTALLY fucked up a Warrant concert!
- Dear Stan letters
- It's funny a personal story ties right in to the Supreme Bullshit's most recent rulings!
- GERALDO RIVERA IS OUT AT FOX!!!!!!!!!!
- Don T is doing what he can to protect Catholicism in this country!
- Madonna is UN well!
- The right to refuse to service is AMERICAN whether you like it or not
- 'Dynastry' is NOT just a crappy old tv show! It's a crappy town too!
- Fire Meds continues to sponsor this show! thank you so much!
- BREAKING NEWS: Off Royal Caribbean Cruise lines!
- Guy McAlester's Truck Driving School
- Toby Keith's Happy Birthday America!
- Roseanne Barr is speaking again!
- Kevin Spacey facing life in prison! I have the appropriate song!!!!!!!
- LIKE I GIVE A SHIT celebrity news update!
- the discovered another planet and it's orbiting Roseanne Barr's Fat Ass!
- Just another good reason to HAVE NOT boarded the Tit an.
- Prigozhin is going to die real soon I'll bet!
- Folks certainly seemed to have lost ALL values! They'll just roll over for anyone these days, including thieves!
- JAMIE FOXX UPDATE KIND OF!
- Divorce Costs Kev Costner because he wasn't first to file for divorce!
- Russia's nuclear arsenal! WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW and IS IT WORTH IT?
- the new SELF TITLED 'republican' party is the LARGEST COLLECTION OF PUSSIES THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!
- BOK IS RANKED 29TH GREATEST CONCERT VENUE IN THE WORLD!
- A new love song for Stockton and his lady, WITH LYRICS!
- VERY SERIOUS OKLAHOMA RIGHT INFRINGEMENT NEWS!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!
- 100% SAFE shipwreck excursions are available through Agnes' husband Guy!!
- Tweaking RFK on the Rogan show! NO KIDDING!
- ANOTHER non radical right story extinguished!
- Donnie Trump is scared and he should be!
- Zion Williamson is TOTALLY being taken advantage of by a porn star!!!
- Provisions from Roe are being codified into NATIONAL LAW completely protecting women, thanks to the President!
- The Southern Baptist Convention has gone TOTALLY RADICAL TALIBAN STYLE!
- King Chuck CONTINUES TO HAVE ZERO BALLS! Do everyone a favor UK and shut that Camilla Parker Door mat the hell up!
- THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE is the Titan's last chance for rescue!
- Guy McAlester's tips on what to do when the power goes out!
- Stan's tips on how to get ahead in life so you don't have to pull out your little pecker!
- The HARD TRUTH behind the freedoms we enjoy today ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, INCLUDING TEXAS!
- The stinking storms have made the last couple a pain in the ass for Fathers everywhere in Oklahoma!
- Selling Versus Selling out!
- The Army is measuring body fat different because they had to!
- Take care of your neighbors today Oklahoma! Check on the elderly especially!
A brief audio outline of a book I wrote regarding the few years I spent in Hollywood as a young man. Thank you to my friends out there who are in the book, who I'm still in touch with and GOD rest the souls of the other fuckers.
- Where the hell is Melania Trump?
- Donald Trump Goes Right Where He Deserves!
- Cannon is just another Trump Whore
- What kind of a person votes for Trump?
- I killed a forty foot anaconda in my damned breezeway!
- Donnie has called upon all of his Brown Shirts and they are panicking!
- Dear Stan letter gets a Dr. Bryan letter!
- Austin the woman didn't win shit!
- DQ called on Gotti Part III during the Mayweather fight with audio!
- Britney Spears Meth audio!
- Kelis is doing Bill Murray!
- Trump faces prison and Oklahoma news stations practically ignore it!
- Troy Aikman has a new girlfriend
- OU WOMEN'S SOFTBALL IS THE GREATEST EVER!
- The 700 Club has been Re-Named
- Home Invader gets blown away in Tulsa!
- Chris Christie is hoverrounding for president!
- Soft, gutless, spoiled LIV golf pussies sold out America!
- Those same people choose a rapist as a president!
- Americans are being held in Russia until Thursday!
- Shannon Doherty is dying.
- Chris Lick My Shit is gone at CNN! I KNOW WHY!!!!!!!
- Jennifer Anniston is pushing new hair care stuff for the grays!!!
- Matt Healy made the smartest move he could have ever made!
- Surprise visit from LilyTomlin
- Iron Sheik died!
- Bombing Down Poinsettia Chapter 7 tonight at 8pm central!
- I over exerted myself, so I have a little to say about digging via ducts and pain in the ass steak vendors and magazine salesmen!
- More old white boys are UNJUSTLY bringing guns to men situations WITH ACTUAL AUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- THE MOST BEAUTIFUL version of the National Anthem I've heard in some time, MINUS the adults who TOOK IT TOO FAR!!!!!!!
- Celebrity headlines
- ONE TREMENDOUSLY sad Dear Stan letter, BUT NOTHING I CANNOT HANDLE!
- Your guess is as good as mine, BUT I have to tip my hat to the man for getting some things DONE! Good job MarkWayne!
- THANK GOD the debt ceiling has been extended and COMPROMISE was found!
- I have the list of yea's and nays!
- Daymond John might be getting sued again! Justifiably? Be careful!
- The McDonalds diet?!
- Wealthiest self made women!!!!
- Another cruise ship jumper with ACTUAL AUDIO!
- CHEAP INEXPENSIVE BRAD PITTIFUL WINE STOCK IS SELLING LIKE RIUNITE!
The sixth chapter of the book my uncle David told me I should have put out a long time ago! Artwork by one of the coolest characters in the book.
- If you're gonna go on a cruise ship, try staying on the ship man!
- Stan the Jokeman's Hater's Guide to Vegas Which Goes AGainst everything I personally believe in!
- Donald Trump has a brand new ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH AUDIO!!!!
- If you're gonna go on a cruise ship, try staying on the ship man!
- Stan the Jokeman's Hater's Guide to Vegas Which Goes AGainst everything I personally believe in!
- Donald Trump has a brand new ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH AUDIO!!!!
- Stan the Jokeman Show fully supports DUI checkpoints FOR THE HILARIOUS AUDIO THEY PROVIDE, including ideas for great new tunes!!!
- IDIOTS ON THE LAKE WHO ARE BOUND AND DETERMINED TO GET PEOPLE KILLED! We have to do something about these 45 year old adolescents!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!!!!!
- I began the weekend by once again over exerting myself! I hate old!
- A message to young family men getting started! SLOW DOWN!!!!
- Tsunami Warnings! Are they reliable enough to bet your life on!
- Stewart Rhodes! I'll tell you what I think!
- Sharon Stone is naked again!
- I'll tell you why I think these politicians cheat!!!!
- All the lies, Don 's done told, his cowardice so bold! Hide your face in disgrace, or show your ass all over the damned place......Captain Tweet, Bergdorf skeet, on a fairway his dead wife sleep, chant his name, forfeit blame, then cry about the unfair game! MAGA TRUMP a fit throwing chump, please cry away your pain, MAGA TRUMP penile pump, forest gump, MAGA TRUMP! HE GRABBED HER GROIN, classified showin' to prison that spoiled brat 's goin, praise his name, the women you blame, while your daughters watch in shame! Deflect deny, habitually lie, then play golf and wonder why, we had law in the first place, here, truth and honor don't apply! CHORUS
- Trump's attorney's are begging for a Merrick Garland meeting!!! I know why!
- I KNOW HOW TO SAVE MY FORMER PARTY!
- Gwyneth Paltrow is supposedly selling sex toys! I have the list!
- Drug Testing Snap/Food Stamp recipients! I used to be one, both the drug addict and food stamp recipient
- DEBT CEILING! It's evident isn't it?!
- I have a plethora of 'Dear Stan Letters' that MUST be addressed right away!
- Swimming Pool etiquette! USE IT OR LOSE IT BABY!!
- WHEN COLOGNE IS INSANELY EXCESSIVE!! & the presence of pig poop
- What it's like to be beaten with an English Leather bottle!!
- Some of the richest folks in the world and their source on income will shock you
- The largest solar power company in America is coming right here to Oklahoma!
- HELLO TO MOSCOW RUSSIA ONCE AGAIN!
- Unless your suicidal, NEVER eat the drugs you're carrying when pulled over by police!
- My personal Solar Panel update! THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT, but a very serious TESTIMONIAL!
- New York is about to become the next Aquarius
- Lily Tomling absolutely lost her shit, but Dustin Hoffman brought her back down!
- THE NEW GOLD CP30 BLOW UP DOLL FOR FANS!
- Pedestrians are being killed like hot cakes in Oklahoma!! So, Governor Stitty Britches has fired up another waste of taxpayer money on yet ANOTHER useless program intended to save lives, BUT UNFORTUNATELY REQUIRES READING IN A STATE WITH THE LEAST EDUCATED according to DOE
- FREEWAY OF HATE in Oklahoma! 'Travel W/Care Oklahoma'
- Oklahoma says "YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR CAR"! This enlightening info is bound to save lives?! WELL, I HAVE BETTER SOLUTIONS!
- Pet Piggy Bill Barr trying to force a NEW bullshit narrative!
- HOW DOES YOUR LIFE COMPARE TO YOUR LOCAL POLITICIANS!
- renaming the wienermobile!
- Prince Harry and his wife nearly got killed during a similar looking high speed chase that killed his own mother!
- I used my POS equipment to actually isolate the argument Ben and Jennifer Allfeck had as they were exiting a coffee shop over the weekend!
- Eating line drives in baseball/softball! Ryan Feltner knows all about it and we'll give you the latest!
- My own personal brain injury story!
- Scott Baio has gone on a North American Pecker Slap Tour from California to Florida!
- The latest on WNBA & America's own Brittney Griner
- SOMEONE STOLE ONE OF MY WIFE'S FLOWERS FROM HER FLOWER BED! I know who it is and how to deal with it! Cockblock Holmes is on the Case with WHAT!!!!!
- Martha Stewart believes 13 year old boys want to see her half naked ass on Sports Illustrated!!
- Rick Simpson oil is for real folks and it's produced RIGHT HERE IN HENRYETTA! Non Addictive Highly Effective Pain Treatment Politicians Don't Want You to Know About!
- When chokeholds are simply NOT appropriate!
- Afghanistan exit and Title 42! BOTH pre-meditated chaos
- Supermarket infringes on customers right to free speech on their own cake!
- Autism man gets fired from grocery store!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!!!! Get a letter to me @ Jokeman Productions LLC facebook
- Would you enjoy working for Britney Spears for free? ME TOO!!!
- American Lady Justice vs. Donald Trump. The Peoples Court has just about run out of patience!
- Another spoiled brat Trump disciple storms a Florida school bus to attack the driver who refused to allow them to have their way!!!!
- American Beer Budweiser suffers in sales according to the extremists, BUT ACCORDING TO AMERICANS, it's still their favorite!!!!
- Tom Cruise & Shakira are screwing!!!!!!!!!!
- HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TOM & SHAKIRA CRUISE'S FUTURE DIVORCE?! I know why!!!!
- Elon Muskrat hired Tucker Carlson! Why doesn't he take the rest of the spoiled brats with him?!
- Robert Deniro is a Baby Factory!
- A quick guest appearance from dear old Christopher Walken
- I BELIEVE I KNOW WHO CAN SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY! This isn't a joke folks!
- YEA, IT'S HOT! drink water, but don't go fuckin' crazy! You can kill yourself!
- KNOCK KNOW, who's there? NOT RAY LIOTTA! we finally know why, who cares
- OKLAHOMA NEWS CHANNEL 8 HAVE GONE STATE SPONSORED TOTAL! I know why!!
- ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO DISMISS AND LOOK THE OTHER WAY!!!
- EARTH CHECK IS BACK with a look at earth from an Alien Point of View!
- Oklahoma Governor Stitt continues his attack on Oklahoma Businesses with the full support of local Republican leaders!
- Was the Gilford Murdering of two white men in Tulsa race related? Does it matter? You gave 'em permission!
- The plastic recycling center burned down and polluted EVERYTHING!
- Sallisaw America's Captain John Weber & Officer Wesley McGuirt Have Set the Bar for Law Enforcement Around the World, Along the So Many We Continue to Senselessly Lose!
Thanks for calling Stitty Britches and letting him know we don't execute innocent people around here, and he needs to drag his ass back to Florida with Markwoman Mullin and Trumpy!!!!!
- Someone mowed a penis in the grounds of the King's Coronation!
- Fuego is blowing his shit!!!
- We finally know how Sara Lee died! Question is, which one?
- THE TIME I NEARLY GOT VIOLENTLY RAPED BY CHYNA AND SONNY!
- Jamie Foxx is still down this weekend!
- Which is better: street trash or pharmacy dope?!
- Jennifer Lopez says Ben Affleck is allowed to cheat!
- LIKE I GIVE A SHIT Celebrity News Update!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!
- A plead and expose on the Richard Glossip case WITH STITT'S NUMBER!
- Washington D.C. has given up on my show temporarily!
- Russia has not given up and I've got great 'kill poontang' tips!
- MY ADVICE IS NOT FOR FREE ANYMORE RUSSIA!
- Celebrity news out the ass!
- Helpful funeral officiating tips for people who suck at it!
- Washington D.C. is DEFINITELY TUNING IN EXCESSIVELY! It could be good, bad or an attempt at silencing me entirely!
- GOVERNOR KEVIN STITT IS SHUTTING DOWN OKLAHOMA FARMS AND BUSINESSES AS WE SPEAK!!!! KOTV & KTUL SEEM TO HAVE BEEN IN ON IT!
- Orchestral Orgasms! THEY HAPPEN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
- EXLAX DOES NOT HAVE TO WIPE MY ASS! a.i. is getting way out of control!
- TWITT HAS GONE TO SHIT according to Dorsey!
- Holy Shit Whole Foods in San Francisco!
- OETA is on the chopping clock because Florida born governor kevin stitt is looking to completely defund it!
The state police are out this weekend shutting down family marijuana farms left and right! 3 this weekend so far! DESTROYING OKLAHOMA FAMILY BUSINESSES TO MAKE WAY FOR STITT'S CORPORATE FRIENDS CONTROL OF THE MARKET!
I'm sorry to announce that I have to take the day off. No best of, or anything and I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE, but I just can't do it right now. I'm sorry--Stan
- The former 'Grand ol' Party' is 100% radicalized these days and simply cannot stay out of your business! SPOILED BRATS!
- Meanwhile, American Transgender Soldiers are fighting for the rights you enjoy while you systematically attempt to dismantle theirs!!! Who ARE YOU?!!!
- Trump + Putin = Shit
- Fire Meds Cannabis Rick Simpson Oil is the best cure for arthritis pain I've ever had!
- Hello to the show's listeners all over the country! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!
- VACATIONING IN CANCUN WITH DEAD PEOPLE? mind your own business!
- Transgender athletes ARE NOT going to be allowed to have it both ways!
- Animal sex is illegal folks! JUST ASK THE FINE FOLKS OF N CAROLINA AND MISSISSIPPI!
- Morgan Wallen is a puss and NOT a real performer!!!!!!!!
- VINCE NEIL OF MOTLEY CRUE IS A REAL PERFORMER! a shitty one, BUT A PERFORMER JUST THE SAME DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
- TONIGHT, the debut of my book 'Bombing Down Poinsettia' 8pm!
- We'll clear up the waters a bit regarding the not often intended similarities between Wagoner Oklahoma and the Putin hit military out of Russia!
- Len Goodman died
- Ed Gale is a shameless pedophile!
- Chuck Windsor is an old bitter pile of shit with bad teeth!!
- Pete Davidson don't like to be hugged and rightfully so!
- Another Stan story out of nowhere about imposing!
- THE EXTREMISTS CONTINUE THEIR MARCH TOWARDS THE DESTRUCTION OF THIS DEMOCRACY!!!!!
- Carol Burnett is fuckin' nuts!
- Jamie Foxx update from Nick Cannon! NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!
- Are folks really that upset over Nikki Haley's color choice in the dress she wore at her daughter's wedding over the weekend? NO WAY!
- The hail in Oklahoma and the damage it caused
- When Oklahoma authorities question suspects and when they're properly framed!
- THE RICHARD GLOSSIP STORY IN OKLAHOMA! I'll tell you what I believe!!!
- Sabrina Denham is going to the show to represent Oklahoma as top Barista!
- Billy Gardell from Mike & Molly lost 150 lbs, BUT having lost nearly one hundred myself, I'll tell you what worked for me! BEST CHANGES EVER THAT MIGHT WORK FOR YOU TOO!!
- The Paul Newman diet is a GODDAMNED MCDONALDS SCAM!
- PAIN IN THE ASS MCDONALDS APS!
- HENRYETTA AMERICA COMES TOGETHER FOR A MISSING BABY AND I DISCOVERED THE NEW ED GEIN RESIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!
- SURVIVOR DIED
- HEADLINES IMPORTANT TO ME
- PANASONIC is making some demands on YOUR OKLAHOMA LEADERS to simply take care of their communities! MY GHETTO BLASTER MAKER HAD TO TELL THESE BOYS TO STAND UPRIGHT!
- Oklahoma Leaders threaten the lives of local reporters!
- STAN THE JOKEMAN'S MESSAGE TO OKLAHOMA LEADERS!!!!
- That shitty play Phantom of the whatever the hell finally ended! I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A PART II version of 'the Opera'!!!
- Keanu Reeves DAMNED NEAR NAILED HIS GIRLFRIEND PUBLICLY THE OTHER NIGHT!!! who kisses with their eyes open anyway?
- Kissing etiquette tips for the VIPERS!!!!!!!
- Jamie Foxx is recovering after a mystery health scare!
- Celebrity Body Swapping!
- ATTENTION PET OWNERS IN OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!! CANINE FLU IS BACK BAD!!!
- Journey flashback to 1983
COVID CONTINUES IN OKLAHOMA BECAUSE OF GOOD CHRISTIAN VALUES!TRAITORS CONTINUE TO SELL THEIR SOULS AND THIS COUNTRY FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL ENRICHMENT! The two men who created Tetris are STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
- If they're not SHARING SENSITIVE TOP SECRETS, they're ignoring their constituents who NEED THEM YESTERDAY!!!!!!! Benedick Arnolds like Jim Jordan are OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
- Soviet loving comrades invented Tetrus and it had NOTHING to do with their man love, or DID IT?!
- THE HEADLINES IMPORTANT TO ME: Including the stop on 'abortion pills', the danger Oklahoma Children are in because of their local leaders! IT'S SHOCKINGLY DISHONORABLE AN UN-AMERICAN, King Chuck had to have words with prince andy etc!
- Dear Stan letters!! I'll share my strange logic on anything you write in about!
- Was it legal for Halle Berry to nude on her own balcony the other day? I have the answers and ideas and pictures..........
- Nascar needs to control their small UNmen and THEY ARE! Bravo Nascar!
- Some folks believe Target owes 'em reparations! MAYBE ON PLUTO YOU STUPID ASS!!!!
- I'd like to share what I believe to be the PERFECT reparation PROPOSAL!!!!
- THE HEADLINES IMPORTANT TO ME including: King Chuck and his squatter brother Andy!
- A NEW TERRIFYING A.I. PHONE SCAM USING YOUR CHILD'S VOICE!!
- Great holiday ideas out of the norm including Ronnie Van Zant's house and a whole lot more!
- 162 year muff diving with The Thing! Just kidding.............but it could be true
- BOB TOLD ME HOW ALIENS DRIVE AROUND IN THEIR WAGON QUEEN FAMILY TRUCKSTERS!!!!!!
- Shit passes to dead celebrity homes! HELL YEAH! A Fantastic Idea!
- Has the Music fuckin' died yet?! I thought that shit was over 60 plus years ago!
- If it's insignificant news, you can bet your ass, IT'S ALL THEY'RE COVERING, just as long as it gets the attention off THEM!!!!!!
- Steven Tyler of Aerosmith says the sex with a minor was consensual!
- Jeremy Renner was in a snow plow accident!
- Coolio had drugs on him when he died! WHO GIVE A SHIT?
- Why Tiffany has replaced Ivanka as Don's #1 girl!
- Kanye West and Racial discrimination!
- Nora died and I am so sorry for John Lydon
- Was the ball illegally moved at the Augusta Nationals?
- The Former President and his cellmate "Chopstick" make another appearance!
- I HAVE THE AUDIO FOLKS AND WE ARE GIVING IT TO YOU EXCLUSIVE!!!!
- The Grand Jury.........a GREAT American institution!!!!!
- Fatty Arbuckle our old fat Frenchy, MEDICAL UPDATE!
- NO HUMPING ANOTHER MAN'S BLOW UP DOLL!!!
- BOTOX USE AFTER 20 YEARS! The results are NOT KIND!
- Brooke Shields has been cut out by Tom Cruise
- Rod Stewart is still alive and has a girlfriend who shouldn't be in a bikini!
- King Chuck's new HOUSE OF LORDS DRESS CODE!
- A quick new 'Dear Stan' about an old problem!
- local news! MORE SHOOTINGS IN OKLAHOMA!
- Animal Cruelty will get you thrown in jail no matter the age folks!
- THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL FOR FIRE MEDS CANNABIS I'VE EVER DONE!!!!
- Trumps Indictment is PATHETIC!
- Right wins over wrong! We'll kick the show off with just a touch of Orange!
- Vladlen tavarsky got his damned head blown off! WE HAVE ACTUAL AUDIO!
- Austin Powers makes a surprise visit!
- Tips on killing Putin for our Russian leaders!
- A$AP takes the family out for a night on the town, the Man way!!!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS ARE ABUNDANT!!!!!!!!!!
I am a LYIN ASS SQUAWKIN'Constitution mockin'KING OF THE GREEN just a golfcourse walkin'LIAR PANTS ON FIRE two faced are my viewsspray tan and hair dyehere's the colors I chooseRed and Yellow mix 'em up LIke a little pancake batterthen splash my lyin' ass' could it get any fatter?HEY LOOKIE THERE I'M AN ORANGE GUY, CALL ME CHEETOH I'M SUPER FLY orangeYOU BROKE THE LAW HERE FOOLLOCK THE DON UP COOL!MAKE HIS BUNK KING SIZE AND SOFTEN YOUR CRIEStwas the ART OF THE DOUBLE DEAL THAT GOT HIM PENALIZEHIS WORD IS FULL OF CRAP BUT CRAP IS THE WORDLet's see if talkin' CRAP flies the JAILBIRDTHE ORANGE THE HAIR THE ORANGE THE TANAMONG THE CONVICTS A CHEETOH WILL STANDTHE TRUTH IS WHAT GOT HIM AND NOW HE'S BEEN GOTALLEGIANCE DIES QUICK THE SECOND YOUR CAUGHTHIS HOUSE GOT SACKED WITH DOCS OUT BACKTORN UP SECRETS IN POMPEO'S CRACKMADNESS, INSANITYAND NO CHRISTIANITYBUT DON'S GOING IN WITH UTMOST SINCERITYGIVE ME A BREAK WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE INUNTRUTH IS HIS SETWITH VELEETA COMPLEXION
- It sure is humiliating when former American presidents continue to DEFEND Vladimir Poontang!!!!!
- Russell Crowe's dog Louis got hit by a truck, BUT WE SENT HIM OFF RIGHT!
- 34 indictments and WHO IT WAS WHO SENT TRUMP UP THE RIVER!
- What it means to go in front of a Grand Jury
- BEWARE OF THE NEW TRAIN DERAILMENTS CONTINUING ALL ACROSS AMERICA! THE TOXIC TRAINS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!
- San Jose is so dope! I love it there, but hey need a new union director!
- The Pope is smoking way too much weed these days!
- Megan Markle wins lawsuit
- TRUE WEED STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tom Brady is on the hunt for a new ho!!!! What will be involved?! I have a clue!
- Making out with possessed people and the time Ed Warren gave his wife Lorraine possessed crabs!
- IF I WERE A MASS SHOOTER!!!! Since Republicans have made it clear they've done all they can for the public, let's do some PRETENDING!
- WHY I LEFT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
- DEAR STAN LETTERS!!!!!
- Harry Potter can't stop playing around with that magic wand of his! Now, we can expect a Harry Junior!
- America just might be Done with Don!
- Angelina Jolie has a new man!
- A professional football player gets felt up at John Wayne Airport!
- The headlines important to me!
- Sometimes transgender folks can be completely wrong!
- The worst taste story I've every done about the Royal Family!
- Bill 1027 that allows sports betting in Oklahoma is passing right now! YET THERE'S A GROUP OF FOLKS TRYING TO STOP IT! They say they're worried about the 6% of gambling addicts in this state!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
- HELLO TO OUR NEW LISTENERS IN DENVER! I have lots of history up there and not all of it is good!!!!
- Authorities are advising Oklahoma residents to NOT pick up money they find on the street! I'll tell you why it is and ISN'T REALISTIC AT ALL!
- My thoughts on the Iranian drone attack!
- The Cranberries have new audio of dear Dolores and will be releasing it!
- CELEBRITIES FOUND DEAD IN THE BATH TUB! I HAVE THE LIST!
- THIS SIMILARITIES OF PUTIN/TRUMP! It's Quite astonishing!!!
- Alien Update!!!!!! That's right! We have alien news down by the equator!!
- Another day, another damned lie, FROM THE SAME PERSON!! Surprised?!
- Tie Pin and Vladimir Putin are lovers! I have the story AND AUDIO!!!
- Jamie Foxx freaked the hell out the other day and scared the shit out of Cameron Diaz
- Dick crashed His Dyke Car
- Buster may be busted soon! Like father like son! Why is Alex 's boy a possible murderer too?
- Bundchen Speaks about Brady
- MORE STORMS ON THE WAY
- Moon Unit Zappa Damned Near Became My Wife!
- Solar panel system update!
- Dementia and driving: YES OR NO?! We need MORE frequent testing for seniors! Agnes McAlester had a run in this weekend that mildly concerned her!
- Tall Man from Phantasm almost took me out again the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Lindsay Graham screams out to save his Daddy Don!
- McDonald's menu has a new price increase nationwide and I have the details!
- Don Ho and the passion he had for my grandmother!
- Amy and Tj are pitching their own new show! I have the details!
- Shaq is in the hospital! The General is pissed!
- Bruce Willis is still able to celebrate birthdays and I HAVE THE AUDIO TO PROVE IT! Here Bruce sing with Demi and the entire gang!
I just wanted to be the first to let you know this morning...................................
- Is it legal or not to pinch your fat ass if you don't wear green?
- A brief half ass bio of the GREAT St. Patrick!
- My last St Patty's day in Boston
- Stan the Jokeman's Hamburger Hellhole family recipe!
- Spring break brawlers with audio!
- ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO HATE THE GAS COMPANY!
- Def Leppard and Motley Crue are coming to Tulsa! I've got tickets and details!
- Taylor Swift Ticket Prices are falling................ALOT!! I've got a SOLUTION FOR HER!
- It's not Ben Affleck's Fault he's a drunk?! Hell no! It's Jennifer's fault!
- It was the crackheads fault I smoked crack!
- Gwyneth Paltrow's beef bone broth diet is like CRACK, just not as good!
- A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM ME TO THE ANGRY HOT HEADS OUT THERE!
- Who's Ready for Don Trump part III and the mind controlled disciples again?!
- Prince Harry will attend the Kings Coronation without Meg!
- Michael Caine Just celebrated his 90th birthday with Tom Cruise and Shakira!
- Tom Cruise flips off Stan the Jokeman!
- Pete Davidson's apartment is up for rent! It probably needs cleaning!
- The best hidy spots to kill yourself!
- I'll give my very FIRST audition as a new half ass history teacher!!!!
- DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET in Silicon Valley
- JEEPERS CREEPERS! I changed my first flat on a Jeep ever and there are things YOU SHOULD KNOW, if you've never changed one either!
- PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET in Peter's world!
- STAN THE JOKEMAN's personal advice when it comes to putting extra cash in your pocket RIGHT AWAY! These are things that actually work!!!!!!
- Best Places to retire 2023
- 1 year since the Oklahoma School Transfer Law! Stitt did something right?!!!!
- The Oklahoma Taliban continues their assault on America citizens!
- More of the 6th Fleet has made it's way into the Black Sea!
- There are new carbon dioxide capturing stations being placed all over the world and THEY'RE WORKING!
- I call the hotel where Mitch McConnell fell down the stairs because I think he was pushed!
- Oklahoma Senator spoiled brat Markwoman Mullin tells Union President to shut his mouth because he doesn't know what he's talking about! REALLY?!!!!!!
- Dear Stan letter and the goal of this show!
- IQ scores have plummeted in America! I'll tell you what age group!
- Why teachers LOVE screwing students!
- Spring and summer concert dates!
- Ukraine update
- Carrie Underwood's family member brought the kids back!!!!!!!!!!!
- No matter how professional you are, EVEN home health care providers can be thrown off guard from time to time!
- THEY CAUGHT one of the kidnappers in Mexico responsible for the death of 2 Americans!
- WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING TO MEXICO! I'll tell you why!
- Most recent crime statistics released indicate ONCE AGAIN, Oklahoma Texas Arkansas and Louisiana is the most dangerous places to live in America!
- TEETH WHITENING CAN COST YOU YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! True story!!!
- Kim Basinger bought a new nose! We saw it at the strip club baby shower!
- A 64 year old/29 year old RELATIONSHIP?
- THE PEOPLE OF OKLAHOMA SAID "NO" to question 820! Wish I knew why!
- Adios soundtrap! Stan the Jokeman Show has new software!
- What will become of Buster Murdaugh and will he live in the NEW CONJURING HOUSE WITH PAW PAW!
- The 'Love & Justice' presidential bid! What the hell is it?
- Chris Rock, rocked the stage Saturday night on Netflix!
- Door Dash has a beef with the gratuity! I have the audios!
- Great money lesson for some kids!
- Would you like to buy my nearly brand new/rented car for 1/2 price??!!
- After evicting Harry from his crib, King Chuck has invited him back for a party!!
- SHITTY CUSTOMERS SERVICE! I simply will not tolerate it!
- Here's what you should have heard Friday at High Noon!
- When Parent exploit their own children to attack innocent Americans!
- OJ Simpsons thoughts on the Murdaugh verdict!
- The Madam I once Worked For and the FUCKING CATS SHE HAD EVERYWHERE!
- The crazy cat lady who blew herself up!
- OKLAHOMA STATE QUESTION 820! Here' what I think!
- JUST HOW ADDICTIVE IS MARIJUANA! We have a crackhead in the studio to explain!
- THE BEST NEWS WE GOT ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!
- Colonial Penn has teamed up with Sean Penn to provide elderly folks some kind of new shitty insurance for only $9.95 a month! IT DOES PAYOUT! The question is: How much?
- Landsharks are killing people again! This time in Argentina!
- We can make things right in this country for all African Americans who had serving grandparents in World War 2!!!!!!!!! HERE'S OUR CHANCE!
- I know why Lori Lightfoot Lost her election in Chicago!!!
- Aaron Rodgers is trying to find himself!
- KING CHUCK has evicted Prince Harry and his Queen!
- Where is Prince Andrew gonna live?
- The spoiled children of Buckhead Atlanta are having a tantrum!
- Where's my shit?!!!!!!!!!!
- Ohio Blues ----regulate or not folks?
- It's a Stitty way to live!
- Russell Crowe, his flip flops and Ralph Malph Lauren tennis jersey!
- TJ Holmes Amy Robach spotted over the weekend
- ELON MUSK CONTINUES TO DESTROY HIMSELF!
- A NEW BLOODY POOP STOMACH VIRUS taking the country by storm!
- Brad Pitt has a new girlfriend?!!!
- Mark Wahlberg beat the shit out of some Asian fellas, then gave 'em an award for the most outstanding performance!
- My solar power experience update!!!!!!!
I HEAR THAT TRAIN A COMIN'
WITH CHEMICALS AROUND THE BEND
TANKERS MADE OF TIN FOIL
EVERY HOSE A LOSE END
I was STANDIN' IN MY BACKYARD
WHEN I HEARD THAT TRAIN CRASH
NOW SOMETHIN' SMELLS FUNNY
AND I HAVE A DISCOLORED RASH!
I HEAR THAT TRAIN A COMIN'
POISON COMIN' DOWN THE LINE
MY LOCAL POLITICIANS
SAID EVERYTHING IS FINE
NOW THERE'S TOXIC EXPLOSIONS OHIO'S SKIES ON FIRE
CAUSE OHIO GOT SUCKERED BY THE FIFTH COLUMN LIAR!
CAN'T BREATH THE AIR HERE NO MORE
THE TAP WATER IS THIRD RATE
NEXT ELECTION THEY'LL WANT MY VOTE AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME I'M GONNA WAIT
NO POISON ON THE TRACKS NO MORE!
UNTIL WE GET SOMETHIN' STRAIGHT!
NO TRAINS ROLL THROUGH THIS TOWN
UNTIL WE REGULATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Murdaugh is testifying and I'm sure the right people are watching closely! I'll give you my take on yesterday's testimony and the RED FLAGS that shot up!
- I've got a solution to the fentanyl problem
- I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING CARDED FOR EVERYTHING!
- ISRAEL/IRAN: breaking news
- New Feature: Please Tell Me Somthing I don't Already Fucking Know!!
- China is attempting to broker a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine!
- WHEN A MAN SHOULD BE A MAN AUTOMATICALLY! NO THINKING!
- China owns much of America NOW!
- Tiger King Update from prison!
- Paris Hilton update from her publicist!
- Slow down Oklahoma drivers! the OHP isn't playin' around with excessive driving anymore!
- The best midwestern toll road for 'bat out of hell' racing!
- People who fake their race!
- Bruce Moore seen shopping in Studio City California!
- American made artillery shells for Ukraine!
- Sharknado rejection!
- Sour ass Lemon comes back to work!
- Xylazine is the new fun horse tranq drug
- After careful observation over a period of about twenty years, I've come to a very DISTURBING CONCLUSION AS TO WHAT THIS NEW HYBRID GROUP OF republicans ARE TRULY UP TO!
- THE WEED MONEY FULLY INTENDED TO FUND THE UN-FUNDED SCHOOLS HASN'T BEEN GIVEN TO THE SCHOOLS! I KNOW WHY !!!!!!!!!!!
- Complacent Oklahoma voters are what's wrong with Oklahoma
- Richard Belzer vaporized by lazer technology while moonlighting at local club!
- The male version of Mariah Carey!
- Jimmy Carter's is allowed to get old! I forgive him for that, but NOT Billy Beer!
- Hottie gets back tattoo, THEN FALLS COMPLETELY APART!!!!! I have the audio!
- The Prez travels by train to Kyiv & McCarthy would have loved to let Putin bomb it! The sissy ass 5th column continues to try and allow Russia victory in Ukraine!
- TAXES ON OUR VALENTINES SUPPER! RIDICULOUS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
- BIXBY BUTT BLAST WARNING: A city wide ban has been placed on Bixby regarding the sale of fatty, spicy foods or any drink that incites diarrhea because the poop lagoon is full!!!
- Guy helps his wife Agnes measure for a new bra!
- 2023 top 10 list of most 'comfy bras'
- GOODBYE DEAR BRUCE WILLIS! We'll take a quick look back at that man's career!
- Old man Joe lost his shit during a press conference yesterday! I have details!
- Olivia Newton John's Final Words!
- Springs concert dates around the country!
- It's official! We have solar and I'll tell you only what I know as of now!
- Band t-shirts and the new laws we need surrounding them!
- Being a good parent is VERY TOUGH! Drew Barrymore is getting a taste of it!
- How my wife and I acknowledged another Valentines Day!
- Celebrities who spent Valentines Day alone!
- Ben and Jennifer Affleck's NEW MATCHING TATTOOS!
- The film 'Rust' continues with Alec Baldwin!
- Kansas City Chief's Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany needs more praise for her husband!
- Dear Stan letters are the perfect way to kick off a Monday!
- Babyface, Stapleton and Prince rock during their live performances! Rihanna lip sinc performances are a waste of my MONEY AND TIME!
- My father in law Pete DAMNED NEAR FELL APART because he ran out of beer, BUT the Chiefs victory managed to take the sting out of it!
- I know how to get the Chinese to stop flying balloons over here!
- 99 Chinese Balloons clip!
- My favorite cologne!
- I believe I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALEX MURDAUGH!
- ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING OKLAHOMA SUPERBOWL STORIES I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!! another judge not entirely UNlike Judge Pump Thompson!
- Stan the Jokeman Show sends out a great hello and thank you to the show's Top 7 Amazon listeners, and a special message to the show's number one listener! More to come!!!!!!!
- Alex Murdere........ Murdaugh Update!!!
- WTF WAS WRONG WITH BEN AFFLECK? I have a few ideas!
- 'Like I Give a Shit'. celebrity news update!!!!!!
- The phone call I have to make today........to one of my sons!
- the customer is always, PART OF THE PROBLEM, but rarely right! I'd like to clear a couple of things up about CRAP CUSTOMERS!
- Slash makes a surprise appearance with Kinison!
- A quick look at the State of the Union speech!
- More SHIT ASS CUSTOMERS!!!
- Impossible RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!
- The love Rob Gronkowski has for Tom Brady's pecker knows no bounds!
- Counter-acting drugs in public schools in the event of overdose! I'll give you my insight on this one, without being on the inside.
- While up at the school I intend to do a little locker snooping!
- Makin' Friends in the Restroom/Senseless Survey combo!!!!!!!
- America's largest national security threats according to repubic hairs!
- DEAR STAN!!!!!!!!
- Priscilla Presley was cut entirely from Lisa Marie's will and you can bet your ass she'd doing what she can to invalidate it! WHY? Money or something else? I'm on the cast, along with Detective Frank Drebin!
- Phil saw his damned shadow and completely fucked my plans up! or did he?
- MOVING! Do you suck? I can help
- DISHONORABLE CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS! What the hell else can you call what he and his wife are doing?!!!!!!!!!!
- Betty White makes a surprise guest appearance as the "Larcenous Bride"!
- One time I went to Marilyn Monroe's house with a Catholic Priest!
- Anne Heche still has to answer for the house she destroyed.
- Today's headlines important to me and THIS DAY IN HISTORY!
- Pamela Anderson is back, WITH A REAL WAKE UP CALL for women worried about their looks! I have the message!!
- Nursing Home Sex Appeal: Yes or No?
- Valentines Plans NEED TO BE MADE YESTERDAY!
- What not to do on Valentines Day!
- $3 Valentines Day for two! It takes 2 for only $3!
- INTOLERANT psychopaths are running amok
- daily news replaced with: DEAR JOKEMAN LETTERS!!
- For Some, social media is a good place to screw socially! Just not for me!
- DID YOU CATCH WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK WHEN NATO AGREED TO SEND TANKS TO UKRAINE! I saw something that you might want to know!
- Senator Markwayne Mullin has a new home in Florida, paid for with blood money and Oklahoma really doesn't seem to give a shit!
- The Headlines Important to Me!
- Press conferences have quickly become the new daytime soap, so if we're going to have it this way, there needs to be just a few rules!
- What happened to Tyre could happen to any of us! LISTEN AND PAY ATTENTION FOLKS! There's a hell of a lot more to it than BLACK & BROWN!
- It's a culture of "NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COP" period.
- I touched base with Caitlyn Jenner about Motorsport! I'll give you the full story and what I suggested to HER!
- I finally hit paydirt in an Oklahoma City restroom and attempted to strike up a couple of new friendships to no avail! Where exactly was I? You guess.
- DOES EVERY HOUSEHOLD IN AMERICA CONTAIN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, because this is getting ridiculous! How they're handled needs to be revamped!
- 'I'm Too Secret for this House'!
- Walmart has raised it's own MINIMUM WAGE TO $14 an hour!!!!!!
- Shootings in Oklahoma are quickly becoming a family trade!!!!
- Oklahoma Highway Patrols says they have 10 brand new reasons to pull your ass over for not paying attention! I've got the list! PAY ATTENTION!!!!
- President of Russia Vladimir Poontang has a new used car lot!
- The sweet Jackson Sisters make a surprise stop in!
- My UFC predictions are WAAAAAYYYYYY off the mark!
- Tom Brady WILL be Fox Network's next whore!
- Kurt Russell was once a whore and I have the evidence!
- Jackie Chan is a potentially dangerous whore! I'll explain!
- Public Schools, United States Post Office & even the IRS is under direct attack from the right wing radicalized extremists! I'll tell you why they're trying to end ALL OF THESE AMERICAN INSTITUTIONS! They don't want America anymore!
- Darth Vader stops in to warn us about Jackie Chan!
- DEAR JOKEMAN 1st Edition!
- I CANNOT PEE IN ANY TULSA RESTAURANT, that I don't have to stand through Billy Ocean! His music is piped in everywhere and I believe I know why!!
- If your famous, my wife doesn't care!
- The debt ceiling! Why are we even have the discussion again? Oh yea! I know why!
- Lisa Marie Presley laid to rest at Graceland!
- Stan the Jokeman announces he wants to be buried at Graceland!
- MOVIE SET SAFETY: It should never EVER be a factor! EVER!
- Secretary of Defense Austin and Four Star General Milley give us an update regarding America's stance on Ukraine and WHY! PLUS, I'll tell you why I believe the folks on the right WANT TO ABANDON UKRAINE!
- The new kid's trend of Dragon's Breath is hurting kids! I'll give you the details!
The show has been on the air for one year, so we'll go back and take a quick look at some of the previous year's more interesting moments on the show:
- Vladimir "Poontang" Putin just couldn't stop lying, ESPECIALLY about where he'd been!
- Jerry Reed, Connie Van Dyke, Don Williams W.W. & the Dixie Dance Kings stop in for a SURPRISE performance from the stage of the Grand ol' Opry!!!
- Agnes McAlester and the devil put out some misleading Russian military recruitment videos!
- Boating season means, 'PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR STERN'!!!!
- The Booby Buffet sure helped feed a ton of kids during the baby formula shortage! Agnes has the scoop!
- IMPROPER COMPLAINT LETTERS AND HOW I HANDLE THEM!!!!
- My parody songs throughout the year certainly delivered on message!
- I did what I could to help good tenants protect themselves from BAD LANDLORDS!!!! SLUM LORDS IN PARTICULAR!!!!
- Drive thru windows and the damned near impossible customers!
- Square Dancing made a brief comeback in 2022!!!!!
- Did you know there are things you should never do with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? Hell, I didn't either and that's why I am pleased to give the list of no no's
- We say goodbye to Lisa Marie Presley for the final time.
- Riverside Hotel, Clarksdale MS! I have a beautiful story about that place, you might not be aware of!
- Kanye West is married again and this time it'll last........4 months I'm guessing.
- Spiritual Advisors in the prison death chamber! Allowed or not?
- A LAST MINUTE SURPRISE VISIT FROM ARTHUR FONZARELLI!!!
Say What You want, we love it when you lie in Kevin's new house truth and honor don't apply George Santos is coming to town Committed fraud to get the vote, so throw him out on his ass! BUT two faced McCarthy 's gonna give the man a pass George Santos is coming to town! He's full of shit when he's sleeping full of shit when awake Lies about lies but in dear old Kevin's eyes Dishonor is what it takes! Say what you want, we love it when you lie in Kevin's CIRCLE JERK, truth and honor don't apply! George Santos is coming to town!
- Songs of broken promises & hopelessness! I've got 'em in an entire collection just for you!
- Stan the Jokeman Show has a brand new sponsor and it's a HOT ONE!
- What grounded all those flights? I'll tell you what I think!
- Joe Don Top Secret Documents! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!
- Legendary ARTIST Prince closes the show!
- The Republican Alabama Mike Rodgers Lunge at Matt Gaetz! Genuine or not?
- Fat asses and company photos! Where they go wrong, I believe!!!!
- Are women the only men on Naked & Afraid?! WTF?!
- 'AG AFFAIR' is a brand new segment on the show featuring Agnes McAlester!
- The royally screwed family and why it is the way it is, I believe!!!
- Unforgettable Fire
- Private jet plane rides and shit stops for quadruple killers!!!
- Do we have a speaker yet? I think the one you're using sucks!!
- Silly News Stories, as if we don't have enough!!!
- INSPIRATIONAL NEWS FOR OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!! ALL OLD PEOPLE!
- Afroman's home was WRONGLY RAIDED, BUT HE turned that frown upside down and I have the song!
- Shit speakers are a bi-product of shit morals
- First transgender woman executed in Missouri
- Min. wage is going up everywhere across the country BUT OKLAHOMA!!!
- Selfies with dead people! Appropriate or not?!
- Damar Hamlin update! GOOD NEWS hopefully!
- Jeremy Renner's leg has a gambling problem!
- We've lowered ourselves to Speaker McCarthy!
ZERO HONOR-ZERO CONVICTION
Weak, dishonest chicken shits make up the brand new inbred face of my old party.
- Pope Benedict left nothing to gossip about regarding his love for GOD, but DID HE NOT say anything else before that?
- I've got the more accurate version of what famous folks probably said upon dying!
- Folks who operate machinery without the proper training, LET ALONE licenses! It's 100% necessary to be properly squared away on shit before you begin operating it!!!
- Woman gets struck by boat propeller in Cozumel
- I know why Elon Musk lost more money than anyone alive!!
- Kevin McCarthy is the Ultimate Dildo!!!!!!!
How many empty promises? How much cowardice? How much dishonor? JUST HOW LOW will Kevin go to win the Speakership?!!!
- Breaking News: We have a weekend full of great excuses to get drunk and stay drunk!! I'll fill ya in!
- Underwear Warrantys. Why in the hell don't they exist?
- Amazon NFL Football: I watched the Cowboys play the Titans and it was surprisingly decent with a few surprises! I'll fill you in!
- I.T. Television from the 1980's. Was my poor family the only one who had it, and AM I the only one who remembers the shit?!!!!!!!!!
- George Santos: Just another dishonorable pile of shit from my old party.
- Solar Panels: I'll tell you everything I don't know!
- YES, we'll take a look at the unhappy man's 2023 doomy predictions!
- Who could the anti-Christ be?! I'll take a stab at it!
- How many shootings will Oklahoma have on New Year's Eve?! Pick any #
With all the terror attacks on our power grids, who knows how long we'll have power in Oklahoma!
- We have to re-write the damned Christmas songs because I can't take it anymore! SO, without further doo doo, Stan the Jokeman Christmas Feeling
- Sub Station Electric grid TERRORIST ATTACKS!
- Speaking of terrorists, a Vladdy Poontang update! He's being kept alive with western medicine! WHAT?!!!
- I love planting seeds and when it comes to Vladdy Poontang, I have a few!
- What happens when you LITERALLY get your ass blown off!
- Orlando Bloom continues to fail
- Christina Applegate gives EVERYONE great inspiration!
- Ozone is dead, but he'll always breakdance in our hearts!
- Tragic news out of Mississippi! POLICE are ALWAYS IN CHARGE FOLKS!
- Shania Twain is finally posing nude!!!!
- Do any of our elected leaders have the nuts to defend our country and prosecute Turd Trump?
- Mike Pence is DEFINITELY a vice-Pussy!
- Pete Davidson may very well have a new species of crotch crabs!
- Tips on STOPPING porch pirates!
- Zelensky is in Washington! What I think it means and WHY IT'S HAPPENED!!!
- You've waited long enough! It's go time! Still don't know what to get? Well, I have some of the best gift ideas well within reach this week! LISTEN!
- Pat Robertson of the 700 Club isn't full of Holy Spirit! He's full of shit!
- Siberian Winds are making their way down to Oklahoma and a local heat 'n air group has put out some great winter tips you need to REMEMBER!
- Elon Musk is in many ways, promoting his own demise and I vote "yes"
- Tupac Shakur's fathers has been released from prison! I'll tell you why!
- Whitey Bulger's business associates continue to die off!
- Russia has a new tactic for bringing troop morale up and it requires zero talent!
- Oklahoma continues to rank in the top of bad lists DAMN IT and have nothing but their good Christian conservative values to blame for it!
- 'No-fault' divorces were a dumb idea way back when and a dumb ass idea now! I'll tell you why!
- Stalking CAN BE FUN and a little unusual!
- Elon Musk continues to prove his ignorance AND JUST HOW SPOILED HIS DUMB ASS TRULY IS!!!!
- Another woman fell off a damned cruise ship! DON'T WORRY! They found what was left of her!
- Do NOT allow the press to discourage you from enjoying the holidays!!!!
- Eating better by simply cooking at home. I've got a couple tips for ya.
- The difference between Charmin and real toilet paper!
- THE TWITTER FILES! I'll talk about WHY I have spoken about it!
- Twins are identical in MORE WAYS THAN ONE!!!! As the father of 'em I'll tell you what I believe.
- Students who actually get screwed out of their education and future! It happens so many times at the hands of the very people in charge!
- Idaho needs to turn the investigation over to professionals when it comes to murder!
- Peeping Tom's are sometimes named "Stan" or "Night Stalker"!!!!
- We know how the World Cup Journalist died and a pretty good idea how DJ tWitch died!
- STOP THE PRESSES: President Joe Biden said "fuckin'"
- Equal protection for all American citizens to marry who they want!!!
- I can't wait for the sissy boy's turn at the gavel!!!!!!
- GMA ALL THE WAY! TJ & Amy humpfest continues on ABC!
- Taking responsibility. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
- There's no excuse for a tasteless cheeseburger, but there are plenty of nationwide franchises out there servin' 'em!
- I'll give you my thoughts on the Griner swap and WHY IT'S NEVER WRONG!
- Fat ass Sean Hannity & Dan Dingleberry were bitching like two little girls last night on tv!
- Missouri's Vick Hartzler & the Oklahoma Taliban have fallen short in their attack against the rights of American citizens and I'LL GLADLY REMIND YOU OF WHO BELONGS IN THAT EXTREMIST GROUP!!!!
- Bam Margera is on life support, BUT I SEE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY HERE!
- Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell are crying because people want to kill them!
- Believe it or NOT, but HSN is kickin' things up a notch if you dare spend your Christmas money with them! I have the 'MUST HAVE' item list for ya!
- Zelensky named Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" and rightfully so! IF ONLY we had such leaders in Oklahoma!!!
- I'll tell you why I'd NEVER run for political office!
- NO GASOLINE ON FIRE PITS FOLKS! It killed a beautiful young mom/wife in Florida!
- Pickin' 'n Grinnin' is back with some brand new barnyard gossip for ya!
- Kanye West continues to fall apart by his own doing! I've got the audio!
- His buddy, dumb shit Nick Fuentes, got the hell out of an In 'n Out over the weekend! I've got the audio!
- Psycho Killer weed and what it does to me! Nothing bad fortunately! My weirdness just kicked up a few notches!
- Could this new hybrid group of self titled republicans pick a BIGGER PUSSY TO BE THE LEADER OF THEIR PARTY?!!!!!!!!!!! It's so damned shameful.
- Ginger Prince Harry is in love! Don't mess with him!
- The HENRYETTA LIVING ROOM FLOOR SNAKE MASSACRE! I did my duty this morning and it had nothing to do with my little ass snake!!!!!!!
- "How's That Divorce Goin'?", the musical!
- The railway strikes. I'll tell you why I believe shutting down the country's economy RIGHT NOW, is wrong and HOW IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME TO THIS IN THE FIRST DAMNED PLACE!!!
- RIGHT TO WORK IF FLAT OUT WRONG FOLKS!!!!!
- Governor Stitty Britches had a drunk son driving around with weapons galore and simply didn't give a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Affairs lead to RATINGS! Just ask ABC AND THE CAST OF GMA!
- My show has a purpose and IT SHALL NOT STOP!
- The Iranian soccer team is in deep shit after losing to America in the world cup, BUT, I have at least a half a dozen excuses they can give their leaders!
- Meanwhile the next World Cup can't wait to skip Qatar!
- Christmas lights! Is it necessary to take 'em down?
- Man attack woman with sex toy!
- Russian is a state sponsored terrorist organization
- The Rock goes home to make things right!
- UNITED STATES AIR FORCE has a brand new stealth bomber! I'll tell you what I can, but the unveiling takes place on December 2nd.
- Aliases are NOT always necessary! My thoughts on Kanye's identity crisis.
- Bonehead Banquet at Mar-a-Lago! I have post audio from the Kanye, Fuentes, Trump dinner!
- Britney Spears 100% Naked! SO?!!!!!!!!!! Leave that woman alone.
- MORE FOREIGN OWNED TURNPIKES FOR OKLAHOMA! YEAH!!!!!!
- We'll dive right in and listen to some of this shit with Agnes McAlester!
- Jack the Ripper is BACK and for real in Peru folks! I have the terrible details!
- Valerie Bertinelli is hot, horny and single, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
- GOT brand new Sharper Image Catalog! We'll run through it real quick!
- I might make a confession or two!
- This show is simply about clearing a few simple facts THE FUCK UP!!! Anything other than truth is pure chicken shit!
- JFK--there are some simple facts in the public record your probably never really looked at, BUT SHOULD!
- BUFORD PUSSER--Nice guy? Not really, and believe you me I was as pissed off as I was disappointed! "There were no heroes!"
- AMITYVILLE HORROR--The basic facts of the Defeo case could in and of itself be an entire series!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! LITERALLY! When truth and shit collide!
- Just like a broken record, Oklahoma skips along! The latest in Oklahoma news
- THE WORLD'S GREATEST EXCUSE FOR CALLING IN SICK! I believe I have it!
- I'm calling in because.................
- Oklahoma Governor Stitty Britches says every inch of Oklahoma belongs to Jesus only and WE ARE ALL ON PRIVATE PROPERTY, including Native Americans!
- The rut is on and I have the best tip for avoiding the dreaded deer/car CRASH!
- Trump announces candidacy
- What is his dumb ass definition of the America Dream?
- The TrumPutin song is back
- Denise Richards got shot at, but is still with us and our thoughts and shit go out to her and her family!
- BREAKING NEWS: RG isn't allowed to have fuckin' dinner, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S DURING WORK OR HAPPENS TO BE SOMETHING HE ENJOYS EATING!!!
- Stray Missiles. It happens.
- Better Homeless & Gardens!
- I sure wish Musk would stop buying shit, let alone touching it!
- The 'Red Wave' was flushed
- Spoiled Rich Kids & the Games They Play! JFK's Story PART ONE
- Gisele Bunchen has a New Man in Her Life! THERE'S A REASON & I have it!
- MAJOR GARTH BROOKS/PLUS ONE announcement!!!!
- Do you mind 'sharing' with death row inmates, particularly the ones in the death chamber?
- Screwing Clicks and Clucks CAN be a good time when done properly!
- Future naval exercises off Indian Creek Island in Florida! Tom Brady's wife is in town!
- The 'I Want to Live' hotline for Russian soldiers to surrender is apparently still up and running! 38 066 580 3498
- Powerball is prejudice because I spend all money and don't win! I believe they are intentionally NOT picking the numbers I've chosen! I'll tell you why!
- Baker Mayfield did NOT play last night and the Panthers won! By any chance would that be a sign of things to come?!!!
- Massachusetts votes for first Lesbian Governor! Maryland votes for first Black Governor! Arkansas votes for Colonel Sanders and Oklahoma votes...................... you guessed it..........STATUS QUO!!!! but they did pass a new bond measure!
- Oklahoma passes new bond measure to fund private schools and that sends property taxes, UP!!
- Facebook Maya Meta Messed up a bit because they're zuck ups!
- No cat slaughtering videos please!
- BRITNEY GRINER UPDATE!
- New Hampshire's tale of 2 Dons!!!!!
- Oklahoma's Very own Markwayne Mullin supposedly has a new house in Florida, but don't expect the chicken shit local news stations to talk about it!!!
- Tom Cruise and Queen Elizabeth were friends with benefits! Tom was drunk
- Prince Andrew is still up to his old tricks
- Jessica Simpson used to have a really nice ass! I wonder if it's still cute like that! Anyway, she sounded all pilled up on her daughter's new pottery barn ad and I have the audio! Not much video! Couldn't see her butt
- The human 'species' 'race' or whatever the fuck is crazy! We waste so much time on UN-necessary bullshit and throw WAY TOO MUCH STOCK IN THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Is it just me, or does Twitter smell like crap? Muskrat Cologne!
- I KNOW WHY ELON MUSKRAT is such a pecker!
- 'Dior'------porn movie or clothes? We'll hold court!!!!!!!
- Kanye West has GOT TO GROW UP!!!!!!!
- Something I've never shared before.
I like to say I'm sorry for inaccurate things I DO SAY from time to time!
Elon Musk don't give a shit
- The only two HONEST political ads regarding the office of Oklahoma Governor.
- Welcome to Court Jokeman, where it is always REALISTIC!!!!!!!
- Alice Ghostley and the WONDERFUL cast and ensemble of this weekend's "The Adams Family" production at the local high school! THANK YOU!
- Captain America could have had a GREAT ASS, but Hollywood fucked it up!
- It's Hammer time & we have a 'No Return' policy!
- Night of the Long Knives is taking place as we speak!!! HOPE YOU WAKE UP!
- A haunted tale coming all the way down from Circle Mountain, Oklahoma
- Pathetic politicians who use their own children in an attempt to garner a little political enrichment! Well, THANK GOD, because Buggy has been brought out!
- Wisconsin Badgers are Working the Beavers!
- All YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS! Great tips and proper manners!
- When and how to tip sometimes damn it!
- Big night for my family!
- Agnes has the list of when and when NOT to smack your lady's butt!!!
- The new TIK TOK Kia challenge is NOT ONLY showing youngsters how to steal cars, but actually encouraging it through their Kia Challenge! Well, kids are taking the challenge and dying!
- Russia is TAMPERING WITH NUCLEAR REACTORS RIGHT NOW!
- FINALLy, a happy story out of OKC! It was an armed standoff, but it ended ok
- National Geographic's top 25 best places to vacation in 2023
- A new message from Tampa Bay's bitch Tom Brady!!
- The Dark Circus is BACK, featuring 'flippers', 'disappearing acts', and an EYE POPPING displays of bullshit juggling! WILL THERE BE A NET THIS TIME?!!
- Kanye has a new lawyer! What kind of retainer will he pay?!!!
- CURRENT LIST OF THE MOST TIRED, OVERUSED CATCH PHRASES, according to 'askreddit'
- Kim K took an 'In' Shit!
- YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO NOW HAS high tech facial recognition software
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People are entitled to three fucking names! First, middle, last! That's IT!!!!!
- How to properly DEAL WITH SQUATTERS!!!
- Matt Perry sure spent a ton of damned money to not quit drugs!
- RIHANNA IS BACK and so is her fragrance! I HAVE THE DETAILS, JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
- There's some things you might not have known about Halloween's very own Michael Myers! 1. He was black 2. He owned a gun! I have the details about the confrontation that took place in North Vegas!
- The Spacey Between is a great new Top 40 love song, COMMEMORATING the great Kevin Spacey and his most recent "Not Guilty" verdict!
- Jeffrey Dahmer's Dad is HUNGRY FOR REVENGE!
- ATTENTION/WARNING/BEWARE medicinal marijuana users! THC can and will kill you child if you don't pull your head out of your ass!
- THE ONLY POSITIVE UPLIFTING STORY I COULD FIND IN OKLAHOMA NEWS, I managed to find and I'll share it!
GUITLY OR NOT, Kevin Spacey is accused of attempting to HUMP someone else! Here's a new parody tailored in a venomous tribute to a FANTASTIC actor!
w/lyrics: THE SPACEY BETWEEN
YOU CANNOT HUMP ME SO QUICKLY
NO ROOM IN THIS BED FOR U AND ME
NO CORNER YOU CAN SQUEEZE ME
JUST NOT INTO MAN LOVE BRO
THE SPACEY BETWEEN
THE REARS HE TRIES TO HUMP
PUSH HIM AWAY, HE KEEPS ON COMING BACK FOR MORE
THE SPACEY BETWEEN
THE REARS HE PRIES APART
IN HOPES HE MIGHT START THE GANG BANG
DID HE HUMP YOU AGAIN
HE JUST INVITED ME OUT FOR A MOVIE
OR FOR A WALK TODAY
NOW HE'S ACTIVELY TRYING TO SCREW ME
I'M GLEN GARRY OR ROSS, BUT I'M NOT GLEN GAY
THE SPACEY BETWEEN, THE REARS HE TRIES TO HUMP
PUSH HIM AWAY HE JUST KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE
THE SPACEY BETWEEN, THE CHEEKS HE SHOWS UP IN
NOT KNOWING THAT THIS ASS ISN'T GAY!!
GET YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD, I'M JUST BENDING OVER FOR THE SOAP NOW
DON'T BE DRY HUMPING ME HERE, GODDAMNIT, IN A CROWDED ROOM!!!!
DAMN I DROPPED THE KEYS, GOTTA BEND OVER, HERE I GO NOW
- I've got lots of free advice for the taking, and it includes the purchases I'm fairly certain we all need to be making NOW!!!!
- Herbie the Elf from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer stops by to say "Hi!", and to give us an update on his own life!
- Kanye West has got to stop whining and crying and feeling sorry for himself!
- Kim K's new bra line Skims is an ABSOLUTE HOME RUN! I have product review with audio from the folks at New York Post!
- Half News: It's a real half ass look at today's top headlines!
- We hear it happened over the weekend! The story hasn't been confirmed yet, but WE CAN SAY with a certain degree of certainty that Mariah Carey took a shit! We'll tell you where and what followed!!!!!!
- Have you used up all your stupid questions today? Guy has!
- Putin is shooting of pop bottle rockets! Let's hope he blows his own head off!
- Cold is here and it's Canada's damned fault!
- Why I would NEVER speak bad about Dana Plato
- and a whole lot more
- As long as that little shit sits in prison.......he has it. I know how to take it away.
- Don't loan Alex Jones any money if you ever wanna see it again!
- Skybar Skydiving Without a parachute!!! Fun, but deadly!!
- Gisele & Tom are busting up their spoils! Gisele doesn't need Tom! I'll tell u why
- Mark Wahlberg is moving his kids to a nasty shithole where they'll be safe!
- I'LL GIVE YOU MY THOUGHTS ON 1/6 Trump subpoena!!!
- People are already using Halloween as an excuse to be stupid and OF COURSE, I have the details!
- Kicking off a brand new "Halloween Storytime" interaction for my listeners!
- Dr. Frankenstein can't fight worth a shit!
- Saying goodbye to Willie Spence's beautiful soul and listening to his heart!
- Jeffrey Dahmer's sister Jenny is hungry and she prefers you greet her with a handshake!!!!!
- When square dancing goes wrong!! It happens!
- Kylie Jenner's Instagram Happy Birthday Shit Box! I have the details!
- Pickin' n Grinnin' lives on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Old Lady Brady has a spiritual woman burning sage and a whole lot more down at her house in Florida!!!
- Oklahoma Governor Stitty Britches just signed a bill cutting funding to children who suffer from disabilities in this state, FULLY BACKED BY YOUR REPRESENTATIVES!
- Vladimir Poontang (Putin) may very well be preparing to at least TEST a nuclear payload carrying drone! I've got the details!
- Tom Brady's new fiance' Fox News! I'll tell you all about her!!!
- We have some preliminary reports suggesting what might have actually killed Loretta Lynn! I've got the details!
- BEWARE AIRBNB guests around the world!
- Why guys like Herschel Walker run for office! I'll tell you what I think!
Taking the day off to spend with my family, BUT that's not to say I ever REALLY take the day off! That's why over the weekend I managed to bang out a brand new Makin' Friends in the Restroom at the Tulsa State Fair!
PLUS, though the show is only 8 months, I've managed to put together a few decent parody songs and bits! ENJOY! I'll be back on Wednesday!!!
THANK THANK THANK YOU for giving this show the time of day! thanks very much.
- Tulsa State Fair is here and I have a short list of a few things you might not want to see on midway!
- I think I know what might have killed Coolio!
- Why I don't play the blues!
- Ashton Kutcher Craps with the door open according to Mila!
- Robin Williams shouldn't be dead! I'll tell you why!
- Let's jet ski to the Bahamas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save Money!!!!!!
- The latest tips from Florida officials regarding hurricane Ian, is that THERE ARE NO GODDAMNED TIPS! At least none that work. You're on your own.
- How did the Green Bay Packers beat the Buckineers? Jumbo Poop Stain!
- Asia Argento is a freakin' black widow according to Anthony Bourdain's final texts! She didn't hang him, but she practically bought the rope for him!
- Terry Bradshaw is saying a heartfelt 'goodbye' to his beloved Oklahoma ranch!
- Katie Couric has breast cancer. That touches us all personally, I think.
- Sarah Jessica Parker's kids look like their dad, THANK GOD!
- Virgin Atlantic has introduced new 'Penis Hammock' pants to the new staff wardrobe attire!
- You're not dreaming folks! It's happening and we even have a brand new name for our great BRAND NEW UNION!!!
- There's a new band of terrorists operating scooters in downtown Tulsa! I'll give you the latest news and A GOOD SOLUTION you can use to deal with it!
- Ukraine War TRUTH UPDATE for the listeners in Moscow WITH AUDIO YOU NEED TO HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Vladimir Putin is dreaming of his VERY OWN STALINGRAD!!!!!
- Blackenstein aka Black Frankenstein! I watched it! Movie Report with audio!
- I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY SOONERS WHO TEND TO BE LATERS LATELY!
I'M SO HAPPY THIS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE A SET FORMAT RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE THE DAY OFF WITHOUT TAKING THE DAY OFF!
I love mail! Don't give two shits for male, but I love mail and particularly FEMALE!
Forgive me but my body is so sore! HOW SORE ARE YA?
I'm so sore, every time I need to go to the kitchen, the cockroaches offer to go for me!
- Vladimir Poontang has called for "partial mobilization'!
- NEW OKLAHOMA LIQUOR laws might be on the books soon!
- STD 's continue to rise amongst seniors citizens in Oklahoma and Monkey Pox surges amongst gay men!
- QUICK LOOK AT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS AROUND THE WORLD!
- Agnes has the best tips for making you more likeable!
- The show has brand new listeners at a possible bombing range!!!
- Bam Margera was lost, but now he's found!
- Goodbye Dear Queen Elizabeth!
- King Chuck Part III! He's tidying up the Royal Palace in more ways than one!
- Oklahoma college football kicks total ass!
- A look at a couple of NFL games over the weekend
- Lady Gaga truly loves her fans! Proof is in the tears she sheds!
Let me grab the paper and try to put together a positive show! Trust me, it's not gonna be easy!
- OKC has a brand new North Korean fried chicken joint comin' to town! I'll tell you when!
- Driving through Colorado is no walk in the park folks, regardless of the season!
- Here in Oklahoma I guess we've begun taking part in the favorite family past time of handing down body parts from past dead relatives and shit! IT HAPPENED HERE!!!!!! I have the details!
- Terrorizing already terrified immigrants! UN-Christian & UN-American!
- There's a new Russian military recruiting video that promises the world, but falls short on actually delivering ANYTHING!
- We have to chat about meatloaf and Meatloaf!
- Ryan Reynolds had to get his butt worked on last night! I have the scoop!
- Has anyone buried the Queen yet?
- Porcupines KILL Pitbulls! No shit folks! A MUST HEAR FOR PET OWNERS!
- The very first joke I EVER TOLD AS STAN THE JOKEMAN, re-written and told again for another funny scenario! Can you spot it?
- My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell eats at Hardees!!! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!
- Well folks, some are going to jobs today and some are looking! I'd like to offer some good advice for those who might be puttin' their resume together!
- DON'T EVER SAY THIS SHIT DURING AN INTERVIEW!!!!!!
- Pickin' & Grinnin' continues around the haystack with the gang, spreading gossip
- Tom Brady, please shut up and get your ass off the field! Hey Dak, you break a nail or something?
- WE GOTTA START CATCHING PUNISHMENT UP TO CRIME! I have the solution
- I did it with Kirstie Alley One Night! I'll tell you what we did and where!
- NEW LISTENERS AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!!!!!!!
- Make way folks! It's time for Big Daddy King Chuck!
- The great message UK's Queen left for us all, but mainly young folks.
- Clint Eastwood IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THE QUEEN! I'll tell you why!
- Natalie Wood Mystery Solved!!!!!
- Fart to Fart! One of the 80's most exciting dramatic crime series to ever air!
- Tweaking Darth Vadar!
- Top Signs You Need to Start Putting New Employment Feelers Out there!
- There's only 1 boss in Harryland!!!!!!!!
- The message has been lost when it comes to religious music folks!
- Kung Fu Farting is for real!!!!
- Pornography made both Ted and Kanye do it! THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE!!!
- Royal Caribbean Cruise has opened a brand new 'All You Can Eat' buffet!
- Protecting the furor AND YOUR NUTS continues!
It's where the Stan the Jokeman Show broadcasts from, and just so happens to be the GREATEST TOWN IN AMERICA, and I can prove it!!!!
ACTUAL AUDIO & GREAT TIPS ON KEEPING YOURSELF OUT OF JAIL etc!!
- A nearby doctor believes he finally found what's causing migraines for millions of Americans and has actually cured a Tulsa woman!
- Gisele Buttcheek is going to kill Tom Brady! I'll tell you why!
- Free sex toys for all the city workers in Dallas!
- NEW FEATURE: Pickin' & Grinnin!
- ELECTRICITY HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER FOR OKLAHOMA RESIDENTS AND MOSTLY OKLAHOMA RESIDENTS! I'll explain!
- "Hey Stan, What's For Dinner?" Thirsty Bird! I'll give you the Labor Day recipe!
- A direct message from Senator Lindsey Graham, who wants us to 'believe' he gives a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- There are 3 basic levels of Top Secret. I'll explain.
- I know who the mole is in the Mar-a-Lago Club!
- Mikhail Gorba what the hell is dead because of Vladimir Poontang!
- Cleveland Browns are mentally deficient! WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Leo DeCaprio and his squeeze of four years have called it quits for the WRONG reasons!
- Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top is definitely one of the coolest most down to earth people ever, and we could all learn something from this man!!!!
- THERE'S A NEW TACTIC BEING USED TO ROB PEOPLE! Actually it's an old tactic, but THIS is a good reminder.
- Bruce Willis is fading and I smell a SERIOUS custody money battle coming!
- TONIGHT, our beautiful queen tennis star Serena Williams has reached the end of the trail, UNLESS OF COURSE SHE WINS!!!!!!!!!!
- HEY, I graduated from Youtube University!!!!!!
- A pedophile livestreamed his crappy suicide attempt on Facebook!
- The Baltimore Ravens Mascot Poe is a Pussy!!!
- Richard Simmons is still alive and sends his best!
- Charlie Sheen has a tainted pecker and is paying for being one too!!!!!!!!!!
- Just Sam is just in the damned hospital and no one knows why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Ozzy Osbourne is moving his bat eating ass back to England!
- Prepare to be carded for Whip Cream!!!!!!
- According to Ivanka Trump, her sissy husband will sign his new ghost written book, if you give her father $75! I'll give you the details.
- For once, Governor Stitt and I agree on something! The execution!
- Governor Stitt is a piece of shit! I remastered an old tune commemorating it!
- If you live in Houston and love Hooters, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS STORY!
- Dead body in the motel swimming pool. It happened in Nebraska!
- Maria Shriver has GOT to back off on the plastic surgery!
- Vladimir Poontang plugged the cord back in to that power station! I'll tell you why I think he did it!
- Where the hell is Richard Simmons! Suzanne Somers wants to know!
I love protesting as long as it's legal! Speaking of legal, there's a GREAT method of protesting that should probably be legalized! I'll tell ya.
FORD got hammered with a serious judgement after yet another defect, BUT THEY'RE DEFECTS FROM '17 AND BACK MODELS. Listen.
Elon Musk's Shit Don't Stink and it's pissed off the Bay area!
Gary Busey's pants are off in Malibu
and Vladimir Poontang has a gun to the head of the world!
I'll talk to Moscow about it, for the sake of Moscow and probably the rest of us too!
- The hot new trend of 'quiet quitting' is rising faster and faster, BUT it's NOT what you might think! Personally, I think it's a management problem. I have the whys and hows
- The Bombers are blowin' it and Boone is tearing shit up! I have the audio!!!
- Gary Busey is in jail again. I'll tell you why, WITH audio!
- Super hot performances coming quick to Oklahoma! I've got the list with audio
Labiaplasty has been around for a long time, but new 'designer' choices being offered to women in New York have made vaginas VERY TRENDY!
Brad Pitt beat the shit out of his jet airplane.
Liz Cheney's complete un-edited concession call! What the Joker's wife said Liz said, and what Liz actually said. You decide.
IT'S GETTING EASIER AND EASIER for seniors to get life insurance! I have the details!
AMBER LYNN alert!!!!! Someone stole the world's most extravagant vibrator!!!!!
I'm okay with Nostradamus! My problem is with Nostradamnit and his panic attack! Are you in the 'Bang Zone'?
Capri Sun and their recall! I have the details!
LADIES! Here's your chance! Liz Cheney would make a fantastic Madam President because she has bigger balls than any of the sissy boy repubics!
Mr. & Mrs. Ben Affleck are having a huge marriage celebration for the friends and families this weekend! I have the details!
Motley Crue killed my only fan in Indianapolis last night! I have the details!
Word on the street is, Martha is getting jack hammered by Pete Davidson! The pictures don't always lie!!!!!!!!!
The Constant Release of Methane from Your Fat Child is Destroying the Planet!
Scientists have linked the warm climate to farting fat children! Sure. I can get behind that, but I disagree with the study's explanation! I'll tell you what I think.
Teddy Ray died, but we don't have too many details! It may very well have something to do with James Hetfield of Metallica's divorce. I think James and Britney Spears should hook up!
Buffalo Bill is back folks and he's on my show! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!
When living in the backseat of your car can turn fatal! I have the stories!
Andy Griffith was a sex maniac & Barney Fife a fuckin' killer! I have the scoop!
Is there a cut off point for dick pics? My personalities will discuss.
Goodbye Anne Heche?
Without getting too crazy, I'll give you my take on what's happening once again the Trump shit show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen up Oklahoma! Stitt 's getting deep around here! He's accusing Tulsa Public Schools of stealing money! No proof..............yet.......at all? I've got the one on one!
I also have the very latest on Donna Trump and the Oklahoma leaders who put him above the country!
Kanye West has a new name: Yea!!!! Well, Yea is trying to re-connect with his old sugar mama Kim, but she's not biting!
- Dumb Ass Steven Seagal is in UKRAINE!!!!! I've got the scoop!
The Joy of passing counterfeit money and the best places to do it!
Russia is ready to send Britney Griner home, IF...........
Britney Spears has pretty much been abandoned by her own family. I know why.
PLUS, Stan the Jokeman Show has it's very first sponsor!!! Linam Up Grill Food Truck!
When it comes to Monkeypox, this show is your authority on what symptoms you should be looking for! I'll let you decide which symptoms I give are actual symptoms.
Alex Jones can' back up his bullshit, so he'll pay for it!
The Britney Griner verdict is bullshit! Would you be surprised to learn
Judge Poontang has a hand in that verdict! I'll tell you why!
Would you take a bullet for Lady Gaga's dog and if so, would she owe you a gaga?!
What the Chinese sanctions against Nancy Pelosi mean and Mcdonalds has gone Heavy Metal in every sense of the word! I have the audio to prove it!
All over me, the itching runs
All over me, scratching far from done
Something 's knocked me on my ass
Where you'll find the the itchy scabbing rash
All over me, a fever runs
HEY!!! Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know that you, GOT THE MONKEY, monkey pox
GOT THE MONKEY!
It has been confirmed, NancyPelosi & Liz Cheney have the largest balls in D.C.
LIV golf. Take the money and run or no? Tiger Woods said, "Fuck NO!"
Road House is back, minus Swayze, add a Jake!
Would you kill for McDonald's shitty new french fries?
The truth behind Ashley Judd being left out of Naomi's will
50 Cent may very well be screwing Bennett's wife
& the Britney Spears upcoming wedding will be nowhere near white, obviously!
Well, I guess it would be nice, if we still had Scalia/Ruth
Who ruled by way of truth, because they had back bone
Well, they woulda thought twice, before they threw your rights away
Pregnant, bi, straight or gay, they left Americans alone!
But these new decisions takes us back fifty years now
Your freedoms being carefully stripped away!
If you're looking for honor in that joke of a court now,
well please let me have the floor, so I can be the first to say,
Oh we got to abort abort the court, yea we got to abort abort the court
Bret Cavannagh, you lyin' little piece of shit, tried to rape and got away with it!
No wonder Trump loves you.
Amy Commie Barrett, betrayed women everywhere,
nothing more than the boys broodmare, He says, YOU DO!!!!
And Neil Gorsuch loves jerking his corporate friends off
And Sam Alito 's two faced all the way!
And Clarence Thomas is Ginni's bitch now
so please let me have the floor so I can be the first to say
Funny how inflation and theft always seem to follow the same trend! Because of that, stores are starting to nail shit down!!!!
NEWLYWED UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan was seen with her new husband and you'll never guess what she was wearing!! PLUS: Mr. & Mrs. Ben Affleck's marriage has been given a short six months by J Lo's ex!
TRUMP 's talking again..........the question is, why?
Ukraine Grain is flowing folks and America is watching CLOSELY!!
and the big question, "Are all artists dirty philanderers?" and did Robert Wagner MURDER Natalie Wood?
I have just about had my fill of millionaire/billionaire pussies who just cannot wait to sell this country and their wives down the river to the highest bidder! Proof is in the pudding folks!
BRAD PITT is working REAL HARD at ducking Angelina Jolie's Black Mamba team of process servers! I'll tell you why!
Moscow update for the folks caught in the Matrix and a whole lot more!!!
Why do Walmart have the partition in front of the pharmacies for the Covid boosters?
Tony Dow Lives, REGARDLESS of what the woman who claims to 'love him' says!
Robert Gamez Needs to keep his hands to himself!
Speaking of handsy, Andrew Cuomo's brother is working again,
and a whole lot more!!!!!!!
Is Vin doing Helen?! Way to go Helen Mirren, ya naughty cougar! She's in Italy with Diesel filming ANOTHER sequel to Fast and the Furious!
Crackheads have a new line of income that is SO SHOCKING you HAVE TO HEAR IT! PROTECT YOUR FAMILY AND FALLEN!!!
How would you feel about the Elton John, Motley Crue, Ozzy Farewell tour?
and lots, lots more!!!!
Fake Problems, Spoiled Brats, Dishonor, Fascism, 3rd Place America, Stalkers and Quarantined Pioneer Women!
The heat is the top of EVERYONE'S mind, because IT'S UP YOUR HOT ASS!!!!!
I have a few things to say about the heat around the world and while we're out, we'll swing by Russia for a quick 'Truth Update'!
PLUS! Is Ricky Martin doing his nephew or not?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear about the transgender woman who had to be moved to a male facility because she's knockin' up all the girls in the women's prison! I HAVE THE STORY!
Great apartment window cleaning tips and ways to keep the house cool!
Ice Cream & Cool Whip recipes to help beat the heat!
and a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! Bennifer is Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the details!
More shark attacks folks, but it's obvious they don't like the taste of gay!
An Oklahoma man murdered his friend so as not to be fed to Sasquatch!
Tom Brady is so rich he's a shitty father, Baker Mayfield has a new home
and Vladimir Poontang is looking for a new one! THIS IS THE SHOW YOU DON'T WANNA MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie James and Eric Decker's son posted some nudes of dad on Instagram! Whip the child or not?
The January 6th Hearings, and what they say about the pussies who've hijacked the Grand Old Party!
PLUS, Britney Spears has a new husband AND A NEW STALKER!!!!
Tom Cruise wants to pork Duchess Kate Middleton so bad he can't see straight! At least, that's what I'm guessing!
Celebrity relationships are in the shitter everywhere, but me and Good Morning America's Rob Marciano have some FANTASTIC therapeutic tips you can use to help unplug and relax a bit! REAL HELPFUL TIPS!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad Pitt is looking at you, but doesn't have a clue who in the hell you are!
Vladimir Poontang wants Alaska back, and listener feedback at Jokeman Productions LLC on Facebook! Sure appreciate it!
Screwing horses and driving too fast! It's fun, but can get out of control!
Happy 4th of July you spoiled little shits!!!
Did you Hear about the big movie producer who promised movie roles in exchange for sex?! WHY IS THAT NEWS?!!!!!!!!
Naughty middle aged women around the world are screwing the young guys and killing their mistresses! WHY IS THAT NEWS?!!!!!
Beyonce' is naked as a Jaybird on her new album cover
Bret Michaels cancelled his Music City concert tonight and a whole lot more.......
It's my very first 'Mega Stoned' show showcasing my blind thoughts about Firecracker Wars and parenting! They do mix! I can't sing worth a shit too!!
R Kelly verdict? Waiting!
Plus, Cassidy Hutchinson is a TRUE American Patriot to the bones!
Rights are being gobbled up by 'MAGA Patriots' that's sounding more and more radicalized daily.
Ben Affleck's kid Sam can't drive worth a shit, BECAUSE HE'S 10.
Nude sections in Public Libraries! They do exist!
HOLY SHIT! Retired NBA superstar Vince Carter needs to choose his friends wisely!
I think it's an inside job! PLUS, I'll remind you of the crafty thief who worked Tulsa Oklahoma one summer.
PLUS: Jussie Smollett and Amber Heard update
PLUS: If they're not being shot to death with schoolkids, American rights are being systematically stripped away by diabolical republican leaders.
That's right! Baker can stay......at half salary. Watson can too after the settlements and novel sized stack of NDA 's!
PLUS 3 month gas tax suspension! What I think
PLUS DUMB ASS IDIOT HIKERS! INSURANCE ON THESE FOLKS IS MANDATORY
std infections are exploding amongst the elderly in Oklahoma!
- Juneteenth is an American Celebration
- Moscow Truth Update and a whole lot more!
That's right folks! You need a key to get your lube now, because I'm sure the dopers have learned how to make meth out of Vagisil!!!
Plus, I got a little insight for ya regarding gas prices!!
Amber Heard gives her first interview since TOTALLY LOSING in court.
plus, I've got the details on the kid who scaled the tallest skyscraper in Oklahoma
and Donald Duck damned near got his own skyscraper in Kyiv!!!
The Highway to Henryetta Music Festival with BLAKE SHELTON, GWEN STEFANI, and BARRY SWITZER, made possible by Henryetta's favorite son TROY AIKMAN was a major success, but had you watched Channel 6, you never would have known it!
PLUS great half ass sleeping tips & 'It's So Damned Hot' jokes from yours truly!!!
What is it going to take to get Oklahoma voters to STOP voting the EXACT same way, YET EXPECTING different results?! How shitty does it have to get before they wake up?
Plus, I've got the list of the latest drink trends, JUST IN TIME FOR A BOOZY WEEKEND!
Oh, it's all part of that good 'Christian conservative' value smoke screen!
Plus, we'll have a 'Truth Update' for our listeners in Moscow!
Diet or Sugar Free? Who gives a shit?!
Highway to Henryetta WILL BE a cashless event! I've got the details!
The Christian rights is shitting themselves because Dallas dared mix drag queens with small children! I'll tell you what I think, like it matters.
- "Like I Give A Shit' celebrity updates about celebrities that aren't so celebrity anymore!
- Queen Elizabeth's Platinum Jubilee and the guest exclusion list! I have it!
God bless our American Fallen who gave a hell of a lot more for this country than the trash.
- Brand new celebrity segment entitled, 'Holy Shit I Thought They Were Dead!'
- I'll tell you what I think about the 'I Heard That' trial! She's a liar, BIG TIME!
Out sweet soul sister Queen Latifah is bringing a truly great message for plus size women to a city near you!
AND A SPECIAL ADDED BONUS SEGMENT from Bichard Simmons! THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! This is special for anyone trying to get healthy.........and laid.
- The benefits of a slip for your boat, compared to driving it home!
- Netflix show cancellations and renewals
Brad Pitt might be in a little trouble over the initiative project he took upon himself when he rebuilt the 109th Ward in New Orleans!
Plus I'll reveal the connection between me and the world famous, New Orleans native, Marie Laveau!
What the hell is this new found fascination with backpacks and aliens?! Calm the fuck down!!! They've both been here a long damned time!
- Audio of captured Russian soldiers in Ukraine! According to them, Russian commanders are killing wounded Russian soldiers! ACTUAL AUDIO!!!!
- I'll babble on about Renaissance Fair etiquette
- PGA is in Tulsa this week, and the pricks driving around in the Escalades need to slow the hell down before they kill somebody!!!!
Somewhat kind of helpful tips and reminders for shit you need to take care of around the crib. + I'll babble on about WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT, and I've got an eyewitness account of Jason Voorhees, who's still driving around in his mom's piece of shit pickup truck, on Friday the 13th!
We have brand new listeners in both Moscow & Washington DC, and whadya know? I've got something to say!!!!!!
- Agnes McAlester has a solution to the baby formula shortage moms and babies are experiencing worldwide!!!
- we'll talk about the Smithsonian Flamingo Massacre
- the fugitive/jail guard love affair, and the best toilet innards money can buy!!
It happens damned near daily! We mistake a woman for a man, or a man for a woman! Who can tell anymore! Just keep it, "Hello" to be on the safe side!
PLUS, what do you do when you're being felt up by a retarded person?!!!!