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Love romance novels? Too embarrassed to read them yourself?
Longtime readers and self-appointed guardians of taste, Shelley and Rachel, take on the arduous task of reading all the trashy smut they can find. No plot too riske, no subject too taboo! Join your new BFFs as they discuss and dissect passionate love stories, heartbreaking romance, and torrid affairs. From bodice rippers to BDSM, these two literate ladies are set to tackle all that the romance and erotica genres have to offer.
Shelley and Rachel are hired by a gorgeous playwright to help him with his research, but when their relationship takes a turn for the sensual, they have trouble keeping their professional and personal lives separate.
Shortly after Shelley and Rachel are literally kicked out of Eden, they literally fall in the arms of a big, strong man who gives them safe haven inside the O'Kane gang. Will they learn to live and love free of doubt and shame, or will they return to the city and its stifling rules about propriety?
Shelley and Rachel their friend Amy are kidnapped by the Comanche. After a long summer of terror and one night of passion, they're returned to their world, and left to pine for what may have been. But when their new neighbour comes calling with his handsome gunslinger/bodyguard in tow, they think there just might be hope for a happily ever after.
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Shelley and Rachel are fated to be mated, but they insist on resisting their destiny. Will they bend to the universe's will, or die lonely and unloved? Also, they have superpowers.
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Shelley and Rachel can barely keep their candy shop afloat. To make matters worse, their new crush is also their competition in an upcoming candy-making contest. They're going to have to get creative if they plan on winning both prizes: the money and the man.
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Shelley and Rachel are awoke by true love's thrust and marched naked to their prince's kingdom. Will they learn to be obedient and subservient, or will their desire grow beyond their control?
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Shelley and Rachel are cooling their heels in east Texas, waiting on their husband to grant them an annulment when they meet a local woman who turns their heart inside out. Will they manage to keep their distance, or will they let themselves love again?
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Shelley and Rachel are living the high life in Renaissance Italy when they stumble upon the body of a murdered woman. Worse still, her body is occupying the tomb of a recently deceased friend. Determined to find out what's going on, they take to the streets with a dashing and mysterious artist named Falco. Will their adventures lead to answers and romance? Or will they be murdered before they find love?
After getting left at the altar, Shelley and Rachel head to Colorado to start over only to meet a sexually charged, emotionally unavailable hunk. Mysteries and emotions abound!
Shelley and Rachel have lived through the zompocalypse and are now enjoying the attentions of a big, strong, protector. But when another man joins their party, will they open their legs and their heart to him as well?
When Shelley and Rachel are kidnapped by a dragon, they don't think their day could get any worse. But then a handsome general blackmails them into helping him undo the curse that's been plaguing his country. Will they cure the royal family of madness, or fall madly in love?
Shelley and Rachel are re-acquainted with their former crush Austin Beck who is now investigating their cousin's murder. Is their passion just a reaction to the danger that surrounds them, or is it something more?
Shelley and Rachel are joined by author Kelly Siskind to talk terrible YA, writing sex, and cheese.
Shelley and Rachel escape their alien abductors only to find themselves naked and afraid on a distant planet. Will they fall hard for the Risnarish man who saved and bathed them, or will they return to Earth secure in the knowledge they will never be abducted again?
Shelley and Rachel wonder if magic was in the air when they made their birthday wish. Things are finally coming together, except for one small snag: they can't remember anything about the passionate one-night-stand which set their life on this new and exciting track.
Shelley and Rachel don't understand why the new man in town hates them so much. Will he ever get over his ex? Will Shelley and Rachel learn to be a proper Amish woman?
Shelley and Rachel at the top of their jewel-thieving game, which makes them a target for terrorists and anti-terrorists alike. A strangely literal descent into hell will test their skills and their hearts.
Shelley and Rachel are mourning the loss of their first and, they believe, one true love. Will the new/annoying hire at their summer job help put their past behind them, or will turn out to be just another dud?
Shelley and Rachel discuss three short gay erotic fiction stories penned by Chuck Tingle. Thrill to hear all about how bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed is ravaged by a gay bigfoot. Ponder the metaphysical quandry posed in Schrodinger's Butt. Have your mind blown by the mind-blowing union of a man and a unicorn.
Shelley and Rachel are caught up in a thrilling adventure to recover lost memories, save their daughter, and reconnect with the man they left behind.
Shelley and Rachel begin an illicit out-of-office office romance. Will their seduction lead to love or joblessness?
Shelley and Rachel hide out in a small mountain town. Are they safe from danger, or will their hearts betray them?
Shelley and Rachel travel back in time to the Regency Era to learn how to survive the haute ton. Also, sex.
Shelley and Rachel are kidnapped by the man they once loved. Will they continue to stoke that fiery passion, or will his need for total control snuff it out?
Shelley and Rachel head down to Florida to thwart a conspiracy to commit treason. Also, gators.
Shelley and Rachel get schooled in how to titillate and seduce their undeserving husbands. It doesn't go well--for the teacher!
Shelley and Rachel tackle a controversial award-winner. To be sure, this is the best written book they're likely to read. They're just not sold on the content.
Shelley and Rachel open up their hearts and their legs for a divorced dad. Is it just a fling? A seduction born of loneliness and self-righteous indignation? Or will their puppy love lead to their forever home?
Shelley and Rachel hit the road with a rough-and-tumble group of bikers. It's all group sex and cheeseburgers until the gang's "protege" is wanted for theft.
Shelley and Rachel find love--or is it lust?--in Las Vegas' seamy underbelly. Will they be charmed by the dangerously attractive mafioso, or will they die at the hands of their father's butler. Wait, what?!?
Shelley and Rachel take a stab at supernatural romance with a book about vampires. Does it suck or bite?
In their inaugural episode, Shelley and Rachel celebrate Canada's 150th birthday by reading a book about American shapeshifters. But it's set in Canada, so that's okay.