The Golden Streamer: Recent Episodes
Avery Brooks
Prepared to get doused by a blast of what's going on in Avery's life. Who's Avery, you ask? Oh, he's just some random guy. I don't know...maybe you'll like him? Click and listen! New episodes every Friday!
Hello kids!
Today's episode we discuss:
-My recent appearance on The Price is Right
-The movie Midsommar
-The first real deformity I ever saw as a child
goodbye!
You! I apologize, I took last week off due to...stuff! Yep, that's right...I'm a vague boy! This week we get into some things, and those things arrrreeee:
-My thoughts on the driver's of short busses
-My thoughts on magic shows
AND ALSO:
-My thoughts on my debit card recently being stolen
In conclusion, my thoughts are: I hope you enjoy this episode :)
OOPS! I'm late this week! Big Whoop! I had hot girl shit to do!
Anyways!
This week's episode is a violent one. I talk about:
-Letting horrible customers beat me up
-The superhero Dr. Abortion
-Eavesdropping on neighbor fights
Enjoy!
Hello my safe internet world!
This week we discuss the recent ongoings with Russian and Ukraine.
I also touch on my recent bout with Covid, and how my granny and I used to collect glass shards with our bare hands! Ooh boy! Come n' listen!
Happy Friday! What a beautiful day! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and I have Covid-19!
This week I discuss my Covid battle along with a couple other things:
-Super Bowl 56
-Hot people at the gym
-A mad man in my neighborhood who got arrested 3 different times in the last 16 hours
Hi. It's Friday.
Here's what's on the lineup for this week:
-I get down to the nitty gritty titty about this new movie Jackass Forever (light spoilers.)
-I talk about my misshapen eyeball
-Also, I tell a sweet tale about the comedian Sinbad
Enjoy :)
Happy Feb fourth everyone!
This episode includes, but is not limited to:
-A dude getting his freakin hand gobbled up by some dogs
-Buying way too much freakin KFC
-Freakin Float Tank Texting
Let's just get right to it...
This week I talk about:
-Ripping someone's bumper off their car
-How I'm not a pedophile
-How Jay Leno is secretly a Squirrel and I can't be told otherwise
T.G.I.A.D.F. (Thank God It's Another Delicious Friday)
Hi Everyone, and welcome to this week's episode where I learned only 10min before recording that my parents have been tuning in! Sweet! That Absolutely Rocks! I'm Not Gonna Be In My Head At All!
This week's podcast includes, but is not limited to:
-A Tale of My Old Sailor Mouthed Friend
-A Tale of Me Staring At The Sun
-A Tale of a thruple named Pete, Kim, and Kanye
The heck are you looking at, punk?! Oh, you're reading this? Well then...good. This episode is chalked full of fun. I confess as to why I missed a wedding this week. I also discuss the possibilities of train bangin' and I tell the tale behind the scare on my head! Live, Laugh, Love, Listen!
Okay, so I'm like in Chicago right now for like a wedding, and like I'm sitting in my sister's bathroom talking about like my knees, Las Vegas, and school shooters. Good luck!
Happy NYE, everybody! I recently watched "Don't Look Up" starring...everybody. I also recently watched a homeless man lose a shopping cart in traffic. I ALSO watched a girl try to kill herself on 11/11/11 at 11:11. What does any of this mean? Listen and find out...punk. I love you all. See ya next year!
Well would ya look at what time of year it is! Happy Christmas and Merry Hollidays everybody! This episode I talk about converting to Armenian, exchanging a Clone-A-Willy toy at a sexy White Elephant Gift Exchange, and I talk about the Christmas miracle of Papa Johns having electricity. Gimmee a lil' listen, daddy!
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve! This episode I talk about a man who wiped his poop butt on one of the benches at my bakery, and how I used to play Christmas songs with my pants zipper! What does any of this mean?! Listen and find out!
Happy December 10th! I start this episode with some medium rare BEEF I got going on with a venue. I also discuss my plans for the afterlife. This episode is hot n' heavy. Give it a listen. Xoxo - Avery
Happy Friday! I had a doozy of a week! I did some camping in Big Sur (you know...from the Macbook background) and I had a big frickin Christmas tree appear out of nowhere in my house. This episode is a classic WHO DUN IT! Go on and give this episode a listen! I did!
Standing in the far corner at 48in and 20lbs and FULLY BASTED......a turkey! Standing in the other corner at 5'9" (with heels on) and FULLY NAKED is uhh...Avery.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I hope you all killed each other at dinner! If you managed to survive, then check out this episode. I talk about Thanksgiving, How I Got Into Stand-Up, and Why I Think ADHD is HOT!
TGIF! (ThanksGiving Is Flavored)
It's Friday, and that means another fun little episode of The Golden Streamer. In this episode, Avery talks about the pros of crack, growing up with a guy with three nipples, and he searches news.com to keep things topical! Wowza! Check it the heck out!
Hi, this is Avery Brooks, and I have chosen to speak about mountains and mean people this episode! Also! Yep! You guessed it...I'm also sunburnt again. I discuss how that happened, and I discuss why I love waiting on mean people in the restaurant industry! I like using exclamation marks!
Uhh oh! This podcast got invaded by my big bad roommate, Chance Nichols! I got a couple fun stories in though...like about how this grown lady tried scamming me on a dating app! Check it out!
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"I saw an old man hit another old man with a bat and I tell the story in this episode" is the name of this episode, but also I REALLY did see an old man hit another old man with a bat and I tell the story in this episode! GIVE IT A LISTEN!
Hold on to your helmets! I met a full-time demon dude and a lady who likes to roast cars! What does any of this mean? Guess you're just gonna have to listen and find out ;)
Heads up! The word "butt" is said in this weeks podcast! I talk about living in LA after a month, oh and I talk about Squid Game a little bit, oh and I want to know your thoughts on sharing your phone location with friends. You should frickin' listen to this!
This episode has a video! Go look at it with your eyes on my YouTube channel. This week I talk about the future of this podcast. Oh! I also talk about the time I hid a bag of weed in my butt!
This episode we've got one of Chicago's finest comedians! He is an absolute joke slinging dinger! He is the host of the Epic Cheat Day Podcast, and he produces shows all around Chicago! Tune into this episode to hear us discuss food, comedy in the north east, and also food! THIS IS A FOOD HEAVY EPISODE! We settle the fast food fried-chicken sandwich debate, and the best fast food burger debate! TUNE THE F IN!
For the lucky 13th episode, Comedian Joe McNaney joins The Golden Streamer. Joe is an actor, writer, comedian, producer, and all-around great guy! Joe has a knack for comedically thinking outside the box, and his style of comedy has been enjoyed by many audiences at The Second City and iO Theater. Check out this episode to hear Joe and Avery discuss their sleeping habits, Joe's board game skills, and the world of NFTs.
The twelfth time is the charm! This episode is an absolute doozy! Dancer, Comedian, and former "Pageanteer" Alia Bajorek joins The Golden Streamer! Alia is a "Chaotically Neutral" comedian who is currently based in New York. Together, Alia and Avery got down to the nitty gritty of pageants, how to creepily make friends, and Guy Fieri's upcoming show "Boobs, Butts, and Balls."
If you loved the short novel "Genital Herpes: National Anthem" or the play "Shit! Fuck! Crap! Plays for World War 3" or the opera "The Opera of Magical Vaginas" then you're going to love this podcast interview with the man who wrote all three! Wolf Larsen is a staple in the Chicago comedy scene and an author who has over 30 published works on Amazon. Tune into this gem of an episode to learn about one of America's greatest living writers, and get a sneak peak into Wolf's upcoming book "Honky F*cking Crazy N-word Lover."
(p.s... this is probably the last episode.)
Wow! Episode Ten! We're finally in the double digits!
Technology these days is crazy! For this tenth episode, technology made it possible to virtually interview the New Orleans based artist Abigail Nolan! Technology also made it possible to simultaneously interview Chicago comedian Bontrager Thee First. Together they host the podcast "Mustaches on VHS"
Abigail Nolan is a southern artist who specializes in drawing comedians and being a comedian. Abigail's art has drawn the interest of Marc Maron.
Bontrager is a Chicago staple in the comedy scene. He is known for putting on polarizing performances with polarizing sunglasses.
Listen to this week's episode to hear them discuss their first celebrity crushes, life in the south, and the possibility of Avery, Abigail, and Bontrager being related.
Check out their podcast: "Mustaches on VHS" available on Spotify.
Check out Abigail's art on Instagram: @abigailnolanart
Episode Nine! Michael Kim Lewis is the guest! He is an actor, comedian, and host of the Dr. Fix Me podcast. This juicy little episode discusses everything from vaccines to theater in Moscow! Click, listen, and enjoy!
This episode was recorded on 4/20! To celebrate, Avery interviewed comedian John McCombs...while under the influence of absolutely nothing! John McCombs is a former United States Marine Officer who has traveled around the world as a stand-up comic. Tune into this episode to hear John talk about how the Marines are secretly full of degenerates, and how his previous training helps him in comedy today. (Warning: this episode is inspiring.)
Comedians Emily Ogle and Rovaughn Hill join the podcast for this episode! They are two best friends that are dominating the Chicago stand-up scene. In this episode they compliment Avery’s apartment, discuss the return of comedy in Chicago, and Rovaughn expresses his hatred for Spongebob!
In this episode, Avery gets down and dirty with the boys behind the hit Chicago show "Out In The Open Mic." Greg Bartusiak is a comedian and DJ. Johnny OliveOil is a comedian and professional-chugger-of-milk. Together they started a revolutionary outdoor show in Chicago during the middle of the pandemic!
Follow their show on Instagram: @outintheopenmic
Follow Greg: @thebartleshack
Follow Johnny: @Johnny_olive_oil
Chance Nichols is in the batter's box for this episode! Chance Nichols is an Emmy award winning writer, a comedian, an actor, and a great friend of the podcast. He is also the host of the podcast "We Didn't Peak." Click the play button to get an earful of Chance's voice and a sneak peak into his brain!
Follow Chance on Instagram & Twitter @chanceisloud.
In this episode Hunter, Mo, and Avery announce the return of Campfire Stories! They are also visited by Avery's elderly neighbor!
Hunter Hirsh is a musician AND a comedian...he's a double threat. He is the music accompaniment of Campfire Stories and an all-around great fella. Mo Abbed is a stand-up comic/producer based in Chicago. He and Avery host Campfire Stories together.
TJ Sopoci is a photographer, musician, comedian, and a host of the popular podcast, "Menage-A-Pod." He joins The Golden Streamer to discuss everything from tips about dating apps to tips about transporting butt drugs. Enjoy!
Avery Brooks picks the fascinating brain of Mars Kenley for the second episode of The Golden Streamer.