The Hidden Almanac: Recent Episodes
Kevin Sonney
After much demand, we have convinced the Ravencoast School of Divinity to release the complete archives of The Hidden Almanac in a format easier to access than one at a time. Please find them available for your listening pleasure at the link below.
The Complete Hidden Almanac
Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Never Alone.
Today we broadcast the final Hidden Almanac, and tell you about a very minor Saint. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are NEVER Alone. Special Note: Listen through the credits!!
Today, we finalize our packing, and discuss some of the more disconcerting biological truths. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we prepare for our journey to our next residence. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that a servant of the Madonna of Leaves and his newly immortal friend head home. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Drom learns some shocking truths about her new situation. Be Safe and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we finish telling the story of the gardener and the vine. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Rev. Mord continues his story. Be Safe, And Remember: You Are Not Alone. From Intern Kevin: Corrected broken audio file
It is on this day that Drom asks a serious question. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
In the aftermath of last week’s events, I must find Pastor Drom. Drom? Drom? Where are you Drom?
It is on this day that Pastor Drom, having dispatched the Inquisitor, must now escape the hoard of Zombies. DROM NO!
It is on this day that Pastor Drom faces off against Inquisitor Ingrid for the last time. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we prepare for an execution that must not go forward. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we find out what Inquisitor Ingrid plans to do with Drom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today a professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity follows the horde to see where it is going. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today a professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity uses a disguise. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we review the lay of the land around Drom, and prepare for what comes next. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone
Today we are rejoined by one of our companions, who bears news. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, a Professor of Hagiography from the Ravencoast School of Divinity contemplates his next move. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom reveals a secret, before enacting a terrible plan. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone. Updated with the correct file, again – Intern K
Today we have late breaking news about the raid on Phil’s Chicken. And the arrival of the Inquisitor’s undead reinforcements. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone. Now with a correct file – Intern K
It is on this day that the undead turkey returns with news. Perhaps not the news we were awaiting, but news none the less. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, Pastor Drom inquires about the plans once the turkey returns. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we join one Professor from the Raven Coast School of Divinity and his former colleague as they discuss the perils of their current location. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we join Pastor Drom as she finds Reverend Mord in the only place he could be in the captured Elementary School. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Intern Liz hosts the show today, with the expected interruption from Pastor Drom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, one professor from the Ravencoast School of divinity will stuff a turkey. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom arrives with an update on our latest “guest.” Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a book smuggler. It is the Feast Day of St. Christina, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
With the first theory confirmed, Rev. Mord proposes a second theory that may explain many, many things. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have summoned Pastor Drom to the studio to confirm a theory. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a landmark case in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Questioning Beast, and in the garden, it is dry. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a perfumer accused of poisoning gloves. It is the Feast Day of the Charismatic Cicada, and in the garden, there are tomatoes. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall a cataloging error that had dire consequences. It is the Feast Day of St. Lou, and in the garden, there is crowing. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today a great archeological find was announced. Unfortunately, we are also interrupted – AGAIN – by Pastor Drom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the election and abdication of Pope Galax III. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of Magpies, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom with “breaking news”. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we are visited by Pastor Drom who has a unique – or no so unique – solution for the problem of the Inquisitor. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the details of a series of questionable births. It is the Feast Day of St. Purl, and in the garden, there is kale. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we return home, only to find a particularly difficult pest in the garden. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that a new cultivar of wheat was discovered. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a sensational murderer who turned into a legend. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today a Professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity overhears something quite unpleasant. Be Safe, and Remember : You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the introduction of a daylily that shook the horticultural world. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the plight of the Ready, Steady, Play company. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today one professor and one former professor of the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss the impact of raising a zealot from the dead. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
As we return from hiatus, two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity find themselves incarcerated. Again. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom drags me off on what is likely to raise the dead in what is likely to be a terrible mistake. We will return the second week of May. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the Feast of Fools. And of course, this means that Pastor Drom stops by the studio. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we speak of the trees delivered to Lady Jane Osborne. It is the Feast Day of the Rose Horse, and in the garden, there are new plants. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the release of “Visualize Wealth.” It is the Feast Day of Salamander Eggs, and in the garden, there are birds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a threat upon a convent. It is the Feast Day of St. Genevieve, and in the garden, Spring is rushing in. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall two birds. It is the Feast Day of the Worm Moon, and in the garden, George was annoyed. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the legend of Mama Gorse, who is feared to this day. Incidentally, is is the unofficial Feast Day of Mama Gorse, and in the garden, there is milkweed. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we tell a ghost story. It is the Feast Day of St. Gertrude, and in the garden, there is growth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the first published description of the Selk Island Mole Rat. It is the Ides of March, and in the garden, there is emergence. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we are visited by Pastor Drom, who has something she feels is “nifty” to share. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today there are temptations at the Garden Center. It is the Feast Day of Ur-Nanan, and in the garden, it is turning toward Spring. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we investigate a locked-room mystery. It is the Feast Day of the Bent Pipe, and in the garden, there is growth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the birthday of Helena of Troyzantium. It is the Feast Day of the Unquiet Oboe, and in the garden, it is cold once more. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount one of the creation myths of the Mole Peoples. It is the Feast Day of the Decaying Shale, and in the garden, it is cold again. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall the meeting of a weaver and a Goddess. It is the Feast Day of the Revolving Beast, and in the garden, there are even more frogs. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom and her attempts to recruit me into her new plan. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we read of an encounter Thaddeus Macklewhite recorded in his journal. It is the Feast Day of the Oakbark Mocker, and in the garden, there is mud. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the anniversary of the first sighting of the Glass Goosegirl. It is the Feast Day of Small Disgruntled Animals, and in the garden, there is vetch. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we speak on the first encounter with Mammoth Quail. It is the Feast Day of Spring Peepers, and in the garden, there is no forsythia. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of the Saint of Doors, and in the garden, Drom believes she is preparing to raise the dead in secrecy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom interrupts the almanac with her latest plan. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the construction of the “Most Evil Building Known to Man.” It is the Feast Day of the Glass Owl, and in the garden, the garlic persists. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the rise and eventual fall of Daniel Henry. It is the Feast Day of Gullibility, and in the studio, Pr. Drom has a new book. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the rediscovery of the Firefly Pools. It is the Feast Day of the Maid of the Mist, and in the garden, we are preparing for cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mourn the passing of Razzamatazz by Taz. It is the Feast Day of the Overwintered Carrot, and in the garden, there is growth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that we remember the day it snowed red in the city. It is the Feast Day of Blisterwood, and in the garden, George has new feathers. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall a curious case of frozen chickens in a town that is not Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Hot Pants, and in the garden, the temperatures are out of control. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall the story of a speaking goat statue. It is the Feast Day of Violet Mackerel, and in the garden, it will be cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the contents of a crypt. It is the Feast Day of Saint Bo, and in the garden, it is soggy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember one of the most influential songs of the last Century. It is the Feast Day of Sour Candy, and in the seed catalogue, there are melons. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember birds in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Ernestine, and in the garden, there is a space heater. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the introduction and eventual recall of the Arcticfleece product line. It is the Feast Day of the Black Otter, and in the garden, there is molting. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a tree falling on the House of Parliament. It is the Feast Day of Melted Snow, and in the garden, we read again from the Seed Catalogue. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mark the discovery of the corkscrew pine. It is the Feast Day of the Last Mandrake, and in the garden, we have a reading from a seed catalogue. Be Safe, and Remember: You Have Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the rescue of three survivors of a shipwreck. It is the Feast Day of the New Risen Onion, and in the garden, George has begin to molt. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the day letters arrived in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Kevin, and in the garden, the seed catalogues are arriving. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone
It is on this day that one professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity is able to release another from imprisonment. Be Safe, and Remember : You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that we visit our incarcerated colleague once more, to determine how her introduction to the General Population has faired. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we deliver our belated welcoming of the New Year. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Is is on this day that a Professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity visits a colleague who has been incarcerated. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that the Hidden Almanac announces a hiatus due to Pr. Drom’s legal difficulties. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a short-lived line of personal cleansing products. It is the Feast Day of Cut Paper Flowers, and in the garden, the weather is fluctuating. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the haunting of a church. It is the Feast Day of Holly Berries, and in the garden, the path is slick. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
On this day, we return to the studio and find it in quite a state. It is the Feast Day of the White Wolverine, and in the garden, the hostas have died. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity return the skull of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls to its proper owner. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
We interrupt the story in progress with this important announcement. Rev. Mord and Pr. Drom will return on Monday. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss how to get past the new and improved security measures at the site of the Tomb of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity and their various companions embark on another road trip. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom, who is ready to return the Skull of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a cheesemonger who made a terrible mistake. It is the Feast Day of Brie, and in the garden, there are acorns. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the bravery of a nursemaid. It is the Feast Day of the Cardboard Judge, and in the garden, it has begin to frost. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the day that Eland the Younger first described the Emperor Millipede. It is the Feast Day of St. Parsiva, who remains holy despite knowing what caused her visions. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the introduction of the Grand Behemoth automobile. It is also the day that General Granny made her name. It is the Feast Day of the Seventh Guest, and in the garden, leaves are falling. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a sensible young man. It is the Feast Day of Lard, and in the garden, the weather is turning cool. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of Gila Monsters, and in the garden, George has made a new friend. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of the Dead, and in the subway tunnels, we are hiding out. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that one professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity commits an act of necromancy to cover for the other’s “liberation” of an artifact. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that one professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity tells another professor that her plan is a very bad idea. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity found what they were seeking after traumatizing at least two people. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity visited a museum under cover of night. Be Safe and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the snowshells in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Great Abalone, and in the garden, there are bulbs. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that the sloth needed to use the restroom. It is the Feast Day of St. Loquacia, and in the garden, Fall has arrived. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day the Pastor Drom and I, along with our companions, head for the Royal Museum. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity, a cursed sloth, and a ghost bound to a lighter leave the tomb of the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls, guided by a hand of glory. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors of the Ravencoast School of Divinity, a cursed sloth, and a ghost discover what is required to lift the curse. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity, a cursed sloth, and a ghost receive their first response from the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity – and a cursed sloth – attempt to negotiate with the Queen of the People of the Golden Skulls. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity, and a cursed sloth, approach a sarcophagus. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity, and a cursed sloth, determine how best to move forward. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity and a cursed sloth describe the ritualistic burial in the first chamber of the tomb in which they find themselves. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity…and a cursed sloth…enter a burial chamber. Be Safe, And Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss the nature of disembodied feet. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Having arrived at their destination, and having had waffles, two Professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity start on the next portion of their quest. Be Safe, And Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two Professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity get rescued from an unimproved road. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we experience the roadways leading into the Mountain Kingdom in our quest to find the tomb holding the source of the curse. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom demonstrates the tool she will be using to find the source of the curse. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we prepare for our journey, and Pr. Drom has a plan. Pray for us. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pr. Drom will give us some insight into the nature of the tomb we will be visiting to remove the curse from the sloth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom returns with information about the people who laid the curse upon the sloth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pr. Drom has returned with disturbing news about the sloth. Namely, that she was correct. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount a well-documented rain of fish. It is the Feast Day of St. Jaysen, and in the garden, there are discount plants. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we discuss a mystery at a lighthouse. It is the Feast Day of Copper Wire, and in the garden, there are caterpillars. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember one of the greatest forgers that the world has known. It is the Feast Day of Red Glass, and in the garden, there are caterpillars. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we commemorate the first know printed book of rules for card games. It is the Feast Day of St. Eloxian, and in the garden, there is mildew. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have a remembrance of the food critic known as “R”. It is the Feast Day of The Boar God, and in the garden there are peppers. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we commemorate the voluntary recall of a specialty bratwurst. It is the Feast Day of the Greenwitch, and in the garden, it continues to be soggy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today I express my additional concerns about the sloth to Pastor Drom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom returns with concerns about the sloth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the discovery and preservation of the fairy pronghorn. It is the Feast Day of the Blank Page, and in the garden, it is moist. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the anniversary of the day the infant Bartholomew Cedric was abandoned. It is the Feast Day of the Malachite Woman, and in the garden, it is not time for mums. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we commemorate the first release of trout by the Thaddeus Macklewhite Foundation. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of Ruin, and in the garden, there is ripe squash. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we explore the process of making holy incense. It is the Feast Day of the Saint of Blackberries, and in the garden, it remains hot. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we commemorate the introduction of the Fainting Canary. It is the Feast Day of Beach Glass, and in the garden, George has a fan. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we revisit the stop a ship made in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Thyme, and in the garden, everything is wet. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Orlinia, and in the garden, George is making progress. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, Pastor Drom tells us what the bad news is, wether she likes it or not. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Alone.
Pastor Drom returns with news good and bad. Today we get the good news. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Alone.
Today is the Feast Day of St. Catherine of Morth, and in the garden, George is in mourning. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pr. Drom returns with news of her application of Holy Water. Be Safe, and Remember: We Are Not Amused.
We are once more….graced….with the presence of Pr. Drom who has news of her errant abomination. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Elinore, and in the garden George continues to build a nest. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pr. Drom has arrived with a very important announcement. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
We have returned from our journey, and reflect upon it. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today in 1776 that a small band of marmots declared their freedom from an oppressive matriarchal society. We would tell you all about it, but Drom has interrupted us with an important announcement. The Hidden Almanac will return on July 13, 2018 Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the scientific contributions of Dr. Margaret Hodgkiss. It is the Feast Day of St. Cleome, and in the garden, George is leaving the flight cage. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember an infestation that ate an entire crop. It is the Feast Day of St. Marquez of Nork, and in the garden, there are promises of a harvest to come. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the life of Vinny Rail, and the one time he was actually what he said he was. It is the Feast Day of Nasturiums, and in the garden, there is a blossoming. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the life of tennis player Natalie Anthony. Its is the Feast Day of the Saint of Rum, and in the garden, there are cucumbers. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the story of a vending machine. It is the Feast Day of the Mercury-Drinkers, and in the garden, the heat persists. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the Feast Day of St. Sara of the Glass Wastes, and in the garden, everyone is frazzled. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of the Barnacle Saint, and in the garden, there is a fungus. And not the good kind. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the act of two kittens that prevented an atrocity. It is the Feast Day of the Torn Tea-leaf, and in the garden, summer is starting. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Amarie, and in the garden, there are tomatoes. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember an accident involving flat-pack furniture. It is the Feast Day of the Mud Lizard, and in the garden, the tomatoes are ripening. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pr. Drom drops by with some difficult news. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the life of science educator Rodney West. It is the Feast Day of the Revolving Slot, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a plague of locusts in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of The Undaunted Saint, and in the garden, there are mosquitoes. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a great tragedy that befell the town of Lubbock. It is the Feast Day of of the Unaltered Tome, and in the garden, it is unpleasant. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Sebastian. Not that one, the other one. In the garden, the rain continues. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we memorialize Eland the Younger’s first encounter with a rinoceros. It is Pastor Drom’s Birthday, and in the garden, the oakleak hydrangea are blooming. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the appearance of a very unpleasant odor eminating from the sewers in the city. It is the Feast Day of the First Firefly, and in the garden, the interns abide. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we will talk about the Philosophy of gardening, and the Universal motto of Gardeners : “I Am The One Who Plants.” Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the disappearance, and subsequent re-appearance, of Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Ironwife, and in the garden, there are plants growing. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the death of the artist Morrison Tollerude. It is the Feast Day of St. Iremus, and in the garden, there have been storms. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the burglary at Mrs Maple’s house. It is the Feast Day of the Frog That Devours The Rains, and in the garden, George is being coached. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the major accomplishment of Mr. Douglas Jenner. It is the Feast Day of Heart-Shaped Leaves, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember when the all the residents of Echo Harbor were all shifted six inches to the North. It is the Feast Day of the Lone Rider, and in the garden, there is wilting. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the discovery of an important relic, thought lost. It is the Feast Day of the Unknown Martyr, and in the garden, there is bluestar. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today I will summon Pastor Drom to explain something new in my office. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we commemorate the ending of the longest legal cases in history. It is the Feast Day of the Grizzled Shallot, and in the garden, there are hummingbirds. Be Safe and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the banning of yak races in the city. It is the Feast Day of the Humpback Flute Player, and in the garden, it is idyllic. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the last day of April, and time is getting away from us. It is the Feast Day of St. Azar, and in the garden, there is much complaining. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today there was an unfortunate incident. And yes, it is all Pastor Drom’s fault. Be Safe, And Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember three people who exploded into butterflies. It is the Feast Day of the Belligerent Goats, and in the garden, it is still very, very wet. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Antonio, and in the garden, there are toads. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the great contributions of Mrs. Maude Sable. It is the Feast Day of St. Elderforce, and in the garden, it is raining. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a very different kind of Spring emergence in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Galen’s Ox, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
The new Royal Ornithologist has arrived, and I am…less than impressed. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is Friday the 13th, which is traditionally a day of difficulty. Which explains why Pr. Drom has come into my studio again. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a very poorly thought out magazine article. It is the Feast Day of St. Bartholomew, and in the garden, there is much inconvenience. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the fall of a stone. It is the Feast Day of the Broken Stem, and in the garden, there has been a freeze. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the Feast of the Pines. We have set out traps for Pr. Drom’s “experiment,” and in the garden, there are preparations. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Malkin, and in the garden, it is getting warm. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, I will admit that Pastor Drom has gotten me with her elaborate Feast of Fools joke, and demand that she end it now that the Feast of Fools is over. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Despite her best efforts at escaping, today Pastor Drom is forced to explain herself, and her undead abomination. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have yet another visit from pastor Drom, who has failed to follow my advice. Again. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Joan of Banksia, who is very important to shepherds, and in the garden, there are survivors. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mark one of Pastor Drom’s High Holy Days. It is the Feast Day of St. Ian, and in the garden, there is weather. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Hi, it’s me, Pastor Drom! We’re about to have a cold snap, and Mord is in the garden, so he left me to do the show! Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone!
Today marks the establishment of the Juan Gomez Trail. It is the Feast Day of the Monks of Perdition, and in the garden, winter continues. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the Librarian Prince’s decree that he was King of Winter. It is the Feast Day of St. Eterie, and in the garden, winter has returned. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the building of a house in the Mountain Kingdom. It is the Feast Day of the Gilded Rat, and in the garden, we consider the cactus. Be Sage, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we will see how things are going at the station now that I am once again home. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone. Due to an error by an intern, the wrong episode was originally posted. We have corrected the issue and disciplined the intern.
Pastor Drom here! I finally found out what a “Dead Oak” is, and how to make one! Oh, and more importantly, how to STOP one! That might come in handy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone!
Hi everybody, Pastor Drom Here! Mord is off to a plant sale, and so left me alone to do the show! Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone!
Today we celebrate the introduction of the Cockbottle Opener. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of the Widget, and in the garden there is growth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the Plague of Frogs in 1830. It is the Feast Day of the Great Lizard, and in the garden, it is time for potatoes. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mark the ending of the shortest month of the year. It is the Feast Day of St. Ulfr, and in the garden, Spring is early. Be Safe, and Remember, You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the attempt to make Tea Eggs by Eland the Younger’s man-servant Heinrich. It is the Feast Day of St. Margolius, and in the garden, the rain is falling. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we begin to turn the corner toward Spring. It is the Feast Day of the Remaindered Couch, and in the garden, there are annuals. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mark the later half of February. It is the Feast Day of St, Paulath, and in the garden, there is mist. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the builder of a ziggurat. It is the Feast Day of The Unshelled Egg, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the passing of the Tiger Stripe Laws. It is the Feast Day of the Celestial Goose, and in the garden, it is finally warm. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the mystery of Room 820. It is the Feast Day of Graven Images, and in the garden, there are cyclamen. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of Fallen Leaves, and in the garden, it is time to start seeds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the opening and closing of the Barnstead Border Collie Track. It is the Feast Day of the Rubber Spirit, and in the garden, there is foamflower. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the day the Wooden Penguin Monarch made a decree. It is also the day the Ivory Kingsnake was first described. It is the Feast Day of St. Elijah the Peacemaker, and in the garden, one resists temptation to weed. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the life of Jason Christiansen, a notorious con man. It is the Feast Day of Plaid, and in the garden, it continues to be wet. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mark the mid-point between the seasons. It is the Feast Day of St. Elasmus the Passerine, and in the garden, there is the potential for betrayal. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a plague in the highlands. It is also the day centipedes swarmed. It is the Feast Day of St. Shawp, and in the garden, there are ponchos. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of Cedric the Axemaker, and in today’s reading from the Echo Harbor Book of the Soil, we read about rutabagas. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a rain of feathers in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Muddith, and in the garden, the ephemerals are emerging. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the anniversary of the death of the Duke of Oilstone. It is the Feast Day of the Snow Maiden, and in the garden, there is snowmelt. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Drom invades my personal space with an update on the insurance. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the day a small carving was made from SoapStone. It is the Feast Day of the Elder Porcupine, and in the garden, there is snow. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall the rampage of a rogue moose. It is the Feast Day of Gatheluk, and in the garden, there are birds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Mord isn’t feeling well today, so you get me; Pastor Drom! But I have my doubts about what is REALLY going on here…. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone!
It is the Feast Day of St. Hylan, and in the garden, it is time for seed catalogs. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone!
Today we remember a singular snowfall in Echo Harbor. it is the Feast Day of St. Lord-Duke Ferdinand the Fourteenth, and in the garden, there are winter coats. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we will find out why Pastor Drom wants Reverend Mord to get a physical. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom remembers why she has come to visit. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have an unexpected visitor. It is the Feast Day of ST. Elmo, and in the garden, it is cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the Feast Day of New Beginnings (at least among humans), and in the garden, it is brown. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It was on this day that a debate about reptiles was resolved. It is the Feast Day of the Lost Minute, and in the garden, it is cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the life of one Jerome Watts. It is the Feast Day of Our Lady of Crocuses, and in the garden, there are crushed plants. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
We begin today with a correction. It is the birthday of the Unconquered Sun, and in the garden, there is an intern. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the day after the Equinox, and in the garden, there is light. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the election of Albert as Mayor of Basalt Bay. It is the Feast Day pf St. Lizzander, and in the garden, there are robins. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a snowman. It is the Feast Day of St. Rowan of Jack’s Hollow, and in the garden, there is catmint. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a not very odd event in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Spirit of the Strangler Fig, and in the garden, there is chickweed. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the founding of the Library of the Sisters. It is the Feast Day of St. Cully, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of the Lords of Misrule, and in the garden, there are bulbs. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the dreams of a crayfish. It is the Feast Day of St. Catherine, and in the garden, there is sweetshrub. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the white raven over the Battle on the Plains of Galthax. It is the Feast Day of the Horse Maiden, and in the garden, the catalogs have arrived. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the defender of the Coriander Isles.It is the Feast Day of the Eleven Wooden Men, and in the garden, there is a cold snap coming. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day f St. Bruno, so we will recount the story of how he became a Saint. In the garden there are acorns and leafy bulbs. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It was on this day that the harbinger warning of the end of the Citadel of Morthos arrived. It is the Feast Day of St. Spizella, and in the garden, it is warm and cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity return home. Bob is on his way to the used car lot, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity, and their undead companions, make their way out of the Embassy of the Dead. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that we take a brief moment to be thankful before we continue our flight from the Embassy of the Dead. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity, two undead companions, and the Unliving Lock deem that their pursuers must be dealt with. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that four fugitives find themselves in the quarters of the Embassy’s most dangerous resident. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity and their revenant used-car salesman gather around the wounded undead turkey. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that the group discovers something miraculous has happened. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that the escapees reach the garden. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that rescue arrives. We also recount the slowest rescue in history, to put things into perspective. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the day two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity and an undead turkey wait on their rescuer to arrive. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
On this day we find two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity and an undead turkey incarcerated while they await their executioner. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity and an undead turkey place their fate in the hands of a humanoid composite maggot. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we take a moment to recognize the Feast Day of The Dead. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that a Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity, an undead used-car salesman, and an undead turkey watched as another Professor tried to make her case. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity, an undead turkey, and a revenant used-car salesman face the Judge of the Lords of Dust. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It was on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity (and an undead turkey) are brought before a Judge. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity (and an undead turkey) find themselves in another closet. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Theology realize that their phone call may not have been private after all. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity discuss the concerns around the help one has called for. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
On this most auspicious day, two Professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity consider their options to escape the Embassy of the Land of Dust. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity visited a most unsettling room in the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we join two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity as they attempt their escape. Fortunately one scouted ahead, while the other napped. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity take a rest break. And then one ruins it by trying to reminisce. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that we find two Professors of the RavenCoast School of Divinity climbing the fire stairs. One of them is enduring, the other not so much. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the day when two professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity start the long journey out of the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Having captured their quarry, two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity plan their exit from the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that one Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity finds themselves at the end of their rope. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity find themselves discussing why relying on miracles is not the best idea. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
On this day, a Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity explains his suspicions to his colleague, much to her disbelief. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that one Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity awakens from her nap, and learns of the plan made by her colleague. Be Save, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we will recount the use of various materials for bedding throughout history. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity find themselves in a new but similar room. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that one Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity gives an update on the imprisonment of two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day the two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity find themselves imprisoned. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It was on this day that two professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity continued their search of the Thanatopic Embassy Gardens. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity visit the garden from the Land of Dust. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two Professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity visit the garden in the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we resume our hunt for the missing turkey, and discuss the concerns of flavoring one’s food. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we join a Professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity as he performs final rites over the larder of the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity check the kitchen of the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the RavenCoast School of Divinity set off in search of a missing turkey. Only one of them thinks that this is a good idea. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that a Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity implored his colleague to leave the Thanatopic Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that one Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity finished watching a video marathon forced upon him by another Professor from the RavenCoast School of Divinity. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It was on this day that a professor of the Ravencoast School of Divinity was reunited with his lost collegue. And an undead turkey. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we detail some of the defenses at the Thanatopic Embassy, and in the garden, there are fewer squirrels. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the known history of the Thanatopic Embassy. It is also the day Rev. Mord sets out to retrieve Pr. Drom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a scandal at a hog race. It is the Feast Day of Alternate Feast Days, and in the garden, there are dragonflies. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the death of Edgar House. It is the Feast Day of That Which Follows After That Which Came Before, and in the garden, the beetles continue. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the first description of dragon dung beetles. It is the Feast Day of Grapeleaf Skeletons, and in the garden, there are skeletonized grape leaves. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the day that an Ox died happily. It is the Feast Day of Salt, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the arrival of the Pigbuster at the Royal Botanical Gardens. It is the Feast Day of Elegant Bones, and in the garden, there are bungee cords. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Phillip of Railing, and in the garden, there are entomologists. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a city that fell many centuries ago. We also recall an excavation by the Archeologist Margaret Trillium. It is the Feast Day of the Unbloodied Altar, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, And Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the day Pr. Drom descended to the Embassy with undead mealworms. It is the Feast Day of St. Dormain, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pr. Drom gets the direction she needs to capture the turkey. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
In an attempt to even some of the odds with regards to personal history, Pastor Drom relates the tale of her Prom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Rev. Mord attempts to dissuade Pr. Drom from returning to the embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom is chided by Mord, and we learn some truths about the Embassy. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom is now in pursuit of the turkey, no matter where it may lead her. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom returns with a new theory about Mord’s past. She is wrong. And easily distracted. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, Pr Drom returns so that I may make a request. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we receive word about our unwanted interruption last episode. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we interrupt our regular programming so a spokesperson from The Honorable Phil’s Chicken may address the recent controversy. Yes, apparently this is really happening. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom returns with news of the recent controversy over a turkey. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a quote from a crow. It is the Feast Day of St. Zin, and in the garden, there are no ducks. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today commemorates the end of the Siege of Bonnerwack. It is the Feast Day of Mosquitoes, and in the garden, there are sunflowers. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom is still here, and concerned about the working conditions among personifications of time. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom’s reason for her continued presence is explained as “good news.” Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have an overdue interruption by Pastor Drom. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the passing of Thaddeus Macklewhite. It is the Feast Day of Lord Baurhooven, and in the garden, there are thunderstorms. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a very important day in the life of Thaddeus Macklewhite. It is the Feast Day of the Idle Hand, and in the garden, there are flies. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the publication of Old Garrel’s Highland Tales. It is the Feast Day of the Anxious Hound, and in the garden, there are berries. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the appearance of a Giant Puffin on the Autumn River. It is the Feast Day of the Second Deer, and in the garden, there are bees. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Solon, and in the garden, there are pests. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Fred, and in the garden, there is holly. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we decipher an ancient message. It is the Feast Day of St. Nicotiana, and in the garden, there is almost lavender. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the completion of the Sunny Grove Housing Development. It is the Feast Day of the Eleventh Hour, and in the garden, there are carnivorous plants. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we mark the first documentation of the Pitcher Owl. It is the Feast Day of Royal Corn, and in the garden, there are mosquitoes. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall the wildfire on the plains past the Mountain Kingdom. It is the Feast Day of St. Olag, and in the garden, it is almost summer. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we discuss the Rock Rose. It is the Feast Day of the Wild Hog Who Slew Men, and in the garden, there is much growth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a very small zombie outbreak. It is the Feast Day of Lord Kent, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the birthday of both Jackson Bolt, and his husband Frank Irvetti. It is the Feast Day of the Winding, and in the garden, there is Joe Pye Weed. Be Safe and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of St. Justina, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the first ever School Play. It is the Feast Day of Ruminants, and in the garden, it is time to mulch. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the life and works of the flatpack designer Marlon Howe. It is a Feast Day of many things, and in the garden, there are firebells. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we discuss the Vomiting Skink. It is the Feast Day of the Putrefying Saint, and in the garden, there is green. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall the myth of Pygmalion and Galatia. It is the Feast Day of the Carved Corpse, and in the garden, the rain persists. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a very elaborate assassination. It is the Feast Day of Almonds, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we explore the concerns of growing potatoes. It is the Feast Day of the Elegant Squid, and in the garden, there are slugs. Be Safe. and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today marks the 200th anniversary of the death of the great mole-person earthmason Stone-breathing. It is the Feast Day of the Shadow of the Bell, and in the garden, there are bluebells. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we speak of the White-Throated Sparrow, and their peculiar mating needs. It is the Feast Day of Sr. Roger, and in the garden, there are sages. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the prolific author Reginald “Wild Reggie” Holdsworth. It is the Feast Day of the Unspeakable Butter, and in the garden, it is time to plant. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the fourth discovery of the Cano Islands. It is the Feast Day of Phlox, and in the garden, there is honeysuckle. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember an unfortunate encounter on the part of Eland the Younger. It is the Feast Day of the Lenticular Cloud, and in the garden, there are dragonflies. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a die-off of jellyfish in Echo Harbor. It is almost the Feast Day of the Interstitial Moment, and in the garden, there is vetch. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the end of the Silverdale Freeway Project. It is the Feast Day of St. Mogden, and in the garden, there is growth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we celebrate the life of Margaret Smallgrass. It is the Feast Day of Accordions, and in the garden, there was a Standing Stone. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the Great Ant Summit. It is the Feast Day of Reeds, and in the garden, there are red-winged blackbirds Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom returns from making some phone calls with a plan for handling the new crow.
Pastor Drom’s latest discovery requires some additional consideration. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom returns with some interesting news about a discovery in Echo Harbor. Be Safe,and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recount the Left Hand Murder. It is the Feast Day of Orpheus, and in the garden, there is frolicking. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the Feast Day of St. Giles, and in the garden, there is Leopardsbane. Not that Leopardsbane, but the other one. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall a flood in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Revolving Ocelot, and in the garden, there are iris. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the anniversary of the capture of the Wicker Eight. It is the Feast Day of Juniper, and in the garden, we recover from the cold. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a swineherd and his flock. It is the Feast Day of Pottery Shared, and in the garden, there is still grape hyacinth. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the Feast Day of the Sheep-God, who is not a god at all, and in the garden, we expect snow. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today is the Feast Day of St. Nala, who was not martyred, and in the garden, there are half-price hellebores. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a kind of butterfly, and Pr. Drom learns more about ghosts. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom continues to be alarmed at what she has found in the garden, and has also discovered something extraordinary. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we continue the garden discussion with Pastor Drom, who is quite concerned at what she has found. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Pastor Drom has returned with her findings from the garden. The revelations are quite shocking. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is the Feast Day of the Burning Low, and in the garden, it is unseasonably warm. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the Water Fortress. It is the Feast Day of St. Wooten, and in the garden, it is time for radishes. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom is bettering herself.It is the Feast Day of the Genuflecting Log, and in the garden, trees are flowering. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have a break from Pastor Drom’s unending questions. It is the Feast Day of the Gall Bladder, and in the garden, there are earthworms. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom continues her incessant questioning, and learns that in the garden there rare beetles. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Pastor Drom has returned, with a question, and some vague details about an incident. Be Safe, and Remember : You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a King and a Miracle. It is the Feast Day of St. Olfa, and in the garden, there are frog eggs. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the nuns who did not need a miracle. It is the Feast Day of the Lightning Priests, and in the garden, there are tadpoles. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we recall the trial of an innocent man. It is the Feast Day of the Third Clay Eye, and in the garden, there are irises. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a snowman in Echo Harbor, and the children that made it. It is the Feast Day of St. Urviel, and in the garden, the interns are afraid. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember an event from the creation of the Universe. It is the Feast Day of the Ox, and in the garden, there is witch hazel. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember the discovery of the Earth Bear. It is the Feast Day of St. Patricia, and in the garden, there are hints of Spring. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Pastor Drom’s attempt at an intervention continue, and she finds a use for her acrylic fingernails. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we are rudely interrupted by Pastor Drom, who is staging an intervention. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a potentially universe changing event. Or not. It is the Feast Day of the Woodpecker’s Song, and in the garden, there is temptation. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we devote an entire episode to St. Sebastion, who bore witness. And in today’s reading, we continue on the subject of Mother Onions. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we remember a lost language. It is the Feast Day of Sand-dollars, and in today’s reading, there are onions. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we would tell you about history and Saints, but Pastor Drom is still seeing things. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a treasure hunt with dire results. And then we are interrupted by Pr. Drom who is seeing things, and in the garden, it should be cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a mill owner found his wheel missing. It is also the day that Mord gets learns about a serious condition. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
I may be in trouble, since Mord appears to have come home early. Oh well. It is the Feast Day of St. Pippiver, and so we’ll talk about sausage, one of my favorite subjects. Be Safe, and Have a Great Day!
While Mord is on Holiday, you get me,Pastor Drom! Today we’ll talk about a lost Elf Flamingo, who is cute. It is the Feast Day of St. Burl, and I’m not touching that book! Be Safe, and Have a Great Day!
It was on this day that the Sigil of Ice was used to save a forest. And to give Mord a well deserved vacation. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble! Woo!
Today is the second day of the new year, and with it come ruminations. It is the Feast Day of St. Gareth, and in the garden, today’s reading is on parsnips. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember they year that was, and discuss the calendar systems of Echo Harbor and the Mole People. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a small group of rabbits. It is the Feast Day of St. Fisher, and today’s reading is on pansies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a slaughter that was averted, and led to the eventual liberation of an island. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
The Solstice has passed, and the Long Night is over. We wish you, and yours, our best wishes this holiday season. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a figure in flames in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Ivory Rattlesnake, and in today’s reading, there are tomatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the romantic introduction of Mr. and Mrs. Winston Harris. It is the Feast Day in preparation for the feasts to come, and in the garden, there are buds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a peaceful day. It is the Feast Day of St. Melissa, and in the garden, we read the first passage from the Book of the Soil. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble. Edit : This show was updated on 2016-12-18 to correct the missing end credits. – Intern Steve
It was on this day that Eland the Younger discovered a particularly well adapted animal. It is the Feast Day of the Eggplant Heart, and in the garden, the seed catalog has arrived. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recount the discovery of the so-called Temple of Dogs. It is the Feast Day of St. Anneth, and in the garden, the catalogs have not arrived. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day a moose gazed upon a reflection. It is also the day a diplomat died. It is the Feast Day of St. Glen, and in the garden, it is cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we commemorate the departure of Jeffery Halloran to live among the Tornuba people. It is the Feast Day of Old Nets, and in the garden, it is miserable. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a civic minded trilobite and his mailman. It is the Feast Day of St. Cambrus, and in the garden, the weather is inconsistent. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble!
Today we celebrate an important milestone. We at the Hidden Almanac would like to thank all our sponsors and listeners for making this possible. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the introduction of a new kind of fabric. It is the Feast Day of the Opium Centipede, and in the garden, there is temptation. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the capture of Dread Pirate Bonner. It is the Feast Day of St. Jerome, and in the garden, there is garlic. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the plight of the elephant Mortense. It is the Feast Day of recovering from yesterday’s Feast Day, and in the garden, it is distressingly warm. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the creation of a new series of patterned carpets. It is the Feast Da of St. Zenobia, and in the garden, the seed catalogs have not arrived. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we explore the origins of The Island of Silk, and the unique occupants of that island. It is the Feast Day of The Other Twin, and in the garden, the leaves are falling. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a scaring and infectious fad. It is also the day the Unicorn Stone was raised. It is the Feast Day of St. Blithin, and in the garden, there are birds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day a goat made an important journey of self discovery. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of the Oak, and in the garden, there is frost. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we have the final vote tally for District court Judge. It is the Feast Day of St. Almathea, and in the garden, there are leaves. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we have a special message, and regular programming will resume on Monday. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today it appears that our studio is now a ballot counting location. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we would have history and a Saint, but Drom has brought in a campaign worker to talk about the scandal. Someday, this election will end. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the start of a series of grisly events. It is the Feast Day of St. Bothian, and in the garden, it is warm. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discover a potential political scandal, and in the garden, there are more tomatillos. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the Feast Day of the Dead. We will be celebrating it with reflection and watchfulness, and in the garden, there are spirits. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the introduction of a new color of paint. It is also the day the last dwarf mammoth died. It is the Feast Day of St. Roune, and in the garden, it is warm. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that a curse finally ended a family line. It is the Feast Day of St. Kawas, and in the garden, there are leaves falling. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that life returns to “normal” for two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity, and for the world in general. It is the Feast Day of St. Julian, and in the garden, there are roots. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Having survived passage, Pr Drom and I attempt contact with the Sr. Archivist, and assess the state of the garden. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity explore the operation of Portals, and how they relate to fish. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Currently No Longer Alone.
It is in this day that Pr. Drom and I discuss the nature of the place we have found ourselves, and how the Fathers’ portals work. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are No Longer Alone.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss the power of citrus, and the state of modern juice production. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that two Professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss faith. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Archon Drom has deciphered the carvings on the wall, while I wait for A Sign. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from m the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss the way seeds migrate from world to world. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are No Longer Alone
Having found themselves in another place, two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity discuss where they might be, and how they might get home. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are No Longer Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity, having survived an encounter with the Fathers, explain how they survived, and where they are now Be Safe, and Remember: You Are No Longer Alone.
Hi Everybody! Today I get to meet the Fathers! Again. I mean, they were there for the ceremony investing me as an Archon and all, but still! I have an audience! I get to bask in their bliss and glory! And show them Mord too! Be Obedient, And Praise The Fathers!
Today one professor from the Ravencoast School of Divinity explains to the other about the fleeting properties of bliss. And the worthiness of whales. Be Obedient, And Praise The Fathers!
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity find themselves at the base of a flight of stairs. One sees it as glowing, the other does not. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity explore the basement beneath the Palace. There are many interesting things here, and at least one act of desecration is avoided. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
It is on this day that Drom and I proceed through the catacombs. There is some commentary about the conditions. A critical supply is running short, although I am not sure it is truly critical. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, two professors of the Ravencoast School of Divinity continue through the Catacombs beneath the Palace. The plumbing is discussed, as well as why Drom was chosen as an Archon. Be Sfe, and Remember : You Are Not Alone.
Today, two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity reach the catacombs below the Royal Palace (High Temple, Mord!), and there is discussion of goats. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.
On this day Drom and I discuss what happens at Archon training at the High Temple. It is enlightening. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity and a mole-person explore the possibilities of self-help for the mole-people. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Drom and I meet with the mole person who will guide us the remainder of the way into their city. There is also the matter of Drom’s publicist. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today Drom and I progress along the tunnel towards our rendezvous with our contact among the mole people. There is also a discussion of the things Mord brought with them. Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today, Drom and I report from the tunnels of the Mole People. The Fathers’ influence is troubling, and the implications for inter-species relations dire. As is Drom’s singing. Be Safe, You Are Not Alone.
Plans are being made, and important questions asked and answered. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today there is more news of the outside world, and discussion of the fate of the librarians. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.
Today we have an expected (and unexpected) visitor, with news of the outside. Be Safe, and remember: You Are Not Alone.
The Hidden Almanac has relocated to an undisclosed location. It was only a matter of time. And Drom discovers the glory of a fruiting orange. Be Safe, and remember, you are not alone.
Today, Drom and I discuss what is happening outside the studio. We also reflect on the nature of fiction, including a new story by Drom. Be Safe, and may the Saints have mercy on us all.
Today, Pr. Drom is upset about the placement of one of the plants. Also, a letter has been rejected, for troubling reasons. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
I have a theory about Pr. Drom’s headaches, and we discuss the finer points of cognitive dissonance. Also, it appears we are out of pie. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, we look deeper into the headaches Pr. Drom is experiencing. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discuss the finer points of annuals vs. perennials. Also, Pr. Drom has a headache. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the children of the Wolf Pit, and consider the implications. Also we avoid singing by a narrow margin. Too narrow a margin. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Drom and I discuss the possibility that there are people from…elsewhere. We also learn where Drom keeps her other shotgun. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we learn about Archon Drom’s preferences for pie. We also receive a letter. There appear to be no Feast Days anymore, and in the garden, we are transplanting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we delve into Pr. Drom’s memories, and have a brief lesson in children’s entertainment. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, we pay a visit to the bunker beneath the studio to prepare, as the Interns have delivered the next script early. Steps must be taken, as this has become too much. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, we prepare for the Festival of Cleansing, which happens after the Feast of Purification. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we explore a theory with “Archon” Drom. Her answers are…unexpected. In more ways than one. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we have a visit from Pr. Drom, who is claiming to be Archon Drom. Something is not right, and there is no Feast Day. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the arrival of The Fathers. It is the Feast Day of Mothra the Divine, and in the garden, it is hot and muggy. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the release of prisoners in Siluret. It is the Feast Day of the Apocalypse, and in the garden, there is Joe-Pye Weed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember an almost anonymous love letter, and the object of the author’s affections. It is the Feast Day of the Granite Elephant, and in the garden, there is lantana. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the invention of a unique cocktail. It is the Feast Day of the Neon Saint, and in the garden, there is squash. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Hi everybody! Today, I’m filling in for Rev. Mord, since he had to do SOMETHING at the University offices. Or so he claims. Anyway, there was a thing about fire, it’s the Feast Day of St. Marla the Impaler, and then something about caterpillars. Be safe out there!
Today we remember the passage of a skeleton on the High Street. It is the Feast Day of St. Colin, and in the garden, there are butterflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the last known appearance of the relic known as the Allium Spear. It is the Feast Day of the Silver Newt, and in the garden, it is exceptionally hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the “Shrimpy” craze of 1972. It is the Feast Day of St. Ogion, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we return to the studio, and recall the day that the skulls arrived in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Almonds, and in the garden, there are tomatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we feature part 2 of our District Court Judge Candidate debate. I really don’t know why I let her talk me into these things. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today on the Hidden Almanac we fulfill our community broadcasting obligations with a debate between Bob and a Chicken. May the Madonna of Leaves have mercy upon me.
Today marks the day that the ruler of the Island of Quat stepped down. We would tell you more that that, but once again Pr. Drom interrupts us. We then discuss the nature of souls, and in the garden, there are worms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the halfway point of the year, and all that implies. Until Pr. Drom interrupts us, that is. Pr. Drom presents us with her latest idea, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the birthday of the philosopher Jean Mallow. It is the Feast Day of the Consort of Smilegod, and in the garden, there are beetles. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the arrival of a dung beetle in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Lead Roses, and in the garden, we have passed the halfway point. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the mysterious death of a folk singer. It is the Feast Day of St. Skathrack, and in the garden, there are dragonflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the unfortunate demise of one Ms. Mahoney, and the panic that followed. It is the Feast Day of St. Erickson, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pr. Drom presents us with a concern about the local election, and in the garden, there are beetles. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the mysterious naturalist “N.” It is also the day fortune cookies gave out dates. It is the Feast Day of the White Rat, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the publication of a book about socks. And then Pr. Drom arrives to give her theory on the same subject. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the birthday of the poet Foxwife. It is the Feast Day of Three Mosquitoes, and in the garden, there are figs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the opening of a door in the city. It is the Feast Day of St. Maud, and in the garden, there are frogs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pr. Drom arrives with a novel suggestion, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the discovery of the Titan Starling. It is the Feast Day of Incompetence, and in the garden, there is yellowroot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the first of a series if murders. It is also the day a cistern was closed in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Beach Stones, and in the garden, there are hydrangeas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the birth of Gods. It is the Feast Day of Uncounted Woes, and in the garden, it is humid. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the lost civilization known as the Heretical Chitinate. It is the Feast Day of magnolias, and in the garden, there is mulch. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the plight of a small mouse. It is also the day a memorable song was penned. It is the Feast Day of St. Evelyn, and in the garden, there is thunder. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember an encounter in an alley, with potentially dire consequences. It is the Feast Day o St. Castell, and in the garden, there are smelly weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pr. Drom gives us insight into her new and improved attitude, and in the garden, there are fireflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discuss Pr. Drom’s attempts at evil. With Pr. Drom. It is the Feast Day of Von Judlestien, and in the garden, there is knotweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is Friday the 13th. It is also the day the word-shrike was first described. It is the Feast Day of Omigon, and in the garden, there are no umbrellas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the removal of a statue. It is the Feast Day of the Beaded One, and in the garden, there are flowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble!
Once more, Pastor Drom admits to more than she should, and in the garden, it is raining. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pastor Drom enlightens us with details of her new plan to avoid sainthhood. It is the Feast Day of St. Ranulf, and in the garden, nothing much is going on. Be Safe, and Stay Out o Trouble.
Today we remember the curious case of a woman with an unwanted growth. It is the Feast Day of Unicorns, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the poet known only as the Unmarked Line. It is also the day Burning Hands crafted a magic helmet. It is the Feast Day of the Fossa, and in the garden, there are peas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pastor Drom continues her contemplation of what was learned in the library. There is an offer to use puppets, and in the garden, there will be storms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discuss with Pastor Drom her future as a martyr, and who is likely to cause it, and in the garden, there is milkweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the final moments of Crumplestein the Magnificent. It is also the day the Spice Wars intensified. It is the Feast Day of the Sorrowful Whale, and in the garden, there the iris has bloomed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the mystery of the cryptid in Bricklayer’s Cross was solved. It is the Feast Day of St. Norvus, and in the garden, there is sweetshrub. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the sighting of a new strange beast, and not in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Scrape, and in the garden, George is happy. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the short-lived Brogian Sect. It is the Feast Day of St. Brittaine, and in the garden, there are wasps. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the miracle at the dog food factory. It is the Feast Day of Birdhouses, and in the garden, there are irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a small city-state with a large problem. It is the Feast Day of St. Brega, and in the garden, there are azaleas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the uneventful birth of a lamb. It is also the day music was heard in the early mornings in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Lerch, and in the garden, there is frost. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity have returned home. It is the Feast Day of Radishes, and in the garden, all is glory. Be Safe and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity drove home. It is the Feast Day of St. Treagan, and in the garden, there is green. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity discussed rising waters and the nature of oubliettes. In the garden, the sweetshrub should be flowering. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity discuss one of the many dangers of libraries. It is the Feast of Fools, and in the library, there are potatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that an important law was put into place. It is also the day that two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity reached the Tomb of the Librarian Prince. All that is left is to get out again. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that two Professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity were reunited in an underground chamber full of lost carvings of Corvus-Wrax. Also on the day the Madona of Leaves was sighted, and in the garden, things are probably sprouting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that a lone Professor from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity, having studied carvings from a lost civilization, is beset by eldritch voices. And we all know how that ends. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that Reverend Mord finds evidence of a lost civilization. Normally, this would not be too remarkable, but this one is of personal interest. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today one Professor from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity follows another down a passageway for some distance. It is very dark. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that Rev. Mord found himself waiting on the edge of a pit full of spikes. It is the Feast Day of St. Ying, and in the garden, there are probably violets. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that Pastor Drom found herself in a pit. Full of spikes. Which all missed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
On this day, two Professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity discover that they may be going in circles. Then one of them discovers something else. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Continuing their decent through the catacombs of the Tomb of the Librarian Prince, two Professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity discuss the Librarian Schism, and the repercussions that followed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Catacombs.
Today two Professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity discuss the heresy of the Librarian Prince, while working their way through the catacombs in his tomb. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity prepare to begin their decent into the Tomb of the Librarian Prince. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity found themselves with time to discuss madness among rulers. In particular, the Mad Queen Neraka. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity pause in a graveyard. One of them even cavorts. It is the Feast Day of St. Colobus, and in the garden, there is mystery. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity arrive at the Traitor’s Graveyard, after a brief stop at a “vortex.” It is the Feast of Fools, and in the garden, one hopes the vortex is undisturbed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the discovery of the Singing Vinegaroon. It is also the day two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity began a road trip. It is the Feast Day of Gummy Worms, and in the garden, none of the worms are gummied. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that two Professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity set out on a field trip. It is also the day that Pr. Drom explains her fashion choice. In the garden, it is a good time to start seeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, Pr. Drom is held accountable. It is no easy task. It is also the day of the full moon, and in the garden, there will soon be new wards. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a lost patch of moss. It is the Feast Day of St.Hrolfsdottir, and in the garden, there is silent judgement. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discover if Pr. Dorm has recovered. We also learn about an upcoming trip. And in the garden, there is a crocus. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we have guests in the studio: Jared Axelrod and J.R. Blackwell, who have come in search of arcane knowledge. It is the Feast Day of the Striped Stag, and in the garden, now would be a good time to refresh the soil. If it were warm. Which it isn’t. Be Safe, and Stay Out... (read more)
Today we remember the mysterious sleep that befell the Echo Harbor Zoo. It is the Feast Day of Gargoyles, and in the garden, all is dormant. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember Mockingbird-on-the-Left and her exceptional deeds. It is also the day water behaved strangely in Troyzantium. It is the Feast Day of St. Shan, and in the garden, there is waiting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the heroic rescue of an airship. It is also the day a cloud passed over the Glass Wastes. It is the Feast Day of Coral, and in the garden, there are carrots. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is on this day that we here at the Hidden Almanac deal with the repercussions of Pastor Drom disabling all the wards and blessings on the studio for her guest last time. In the garden, we are dealing with a gremlin infestation. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Hi everybody! Since Rev. Mord isn’t 100% yet, I’ve brought in a local guest for an interview! It is a fascinating talk about local politics! Hope you like it!
Pastor Drom here! Rev. Mord isn’t feeling well, so I’m going to help out! It may take a miracle, but I’ll make sure he’s better soon!
Today we remember another legend of the Thranefolk, prior to their conversion. It is the Feast Day of St. Ulf, and in the garden, it is dry. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a philosophical thought experiment. It is also the day the Fountain of Youth was discovered. It is the Feast Day of St. Urus, and in the garden, there is still ice. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today we recall the cow Marda. It is the Feast Day of St. Ara, and in the garden, there is ice. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a cat that left home, never to return. It is the Feast Day of St. Melalueca, and in the garden, winter is coming. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a less than famous traveling exhibit. It is the Feast Day of Xu, and in the garden, it has turned cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember that brief moment when a tattoo almost destroyed civilization. It is the Feast Day of Comfy Sweaters, and in the garden, there was snow. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, Pastor Drom comes up from her bunker to complain about the thermostat. It is the Feast Day of St. Alan, and in the garden, there are weather augurs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a bank robbery in Gant, and the mystery that followed. It is the Feast Day of St. Jareth, and in the garden, there are flowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a small snail. It is also the day that General Septus made a push against the People of The West. It is the Feast Day of the Beloved Alchemist, and in the garden, it is turning cold. Again. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the culinary legacy of a grandmother. It is also the day Eland the Younger was served an interesting coffee. It is the Feast Day of Stalagmites, and in the garden, there is cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the opening of the Empty Sky Tea Shop, and the great contributions to the arts and sciences it led to. It is the Feast Day of St. Evan, and in the Book of the Soil, there are rutabagas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the appearance of a large serpent in Echo Harbor. It is also the day a librarian who was once lost, is now found. It is the Feast Day of the Demon-star Algol, and in the garden, there are irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the new year, and we wish our listeners the best. It is the Feast Day of St. Sebastian, and in the garden, something has been digging. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a key archeological find in Troyzantium. It is the Feast Day of St. Ruth of Vernux, and in the garden, all will be sadness. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the humming axolotl. It is also the day the Gray Sea-Eagle was first described. It is the Feast Day of the Light Returning, and in the garden, there are shoots and sprouts. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the Feast Day of the Unconquered Sun. We here at the Hidden Almanac wish you and yours a happy holiday, in accordance with your own rituals and traditions. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the birthday of the cartographer Jacobin Verrance. We also remember his unusual skills. It is the Feast Day of Dread, and in the garden, there is preparedness. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the publication of “The Gentleman’s Reference To The Uncouth Dialects Of The Uncivilized North.” It is also the day of the marzipan uprising. It is the feast day of Boo-Hollie, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the loss of the town of Lowing’s Ford. It is also the day a new Prime Minister was named. It is the Feast Day of Sanderlings, and in the garden, there are flowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the birth of Lydia Blane. We also remember a peculiar star that same night. It is the Festival of Kelp, and in the seed catalogs, there are melons. Be safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the death of the last Violet Reedbuck. It is the Feast Day of St. Caleb, and in the garden, it is warm. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the great Crimson Burrowing crawfish migration. It is the Feast Day of Small Stones, and in the garden, there are lizards. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recount a surprising finding at a taco restaurant. It is the Feast Day of Tattie-Bogles, and in the garden, there are sprouts. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the disappearance of folklorist Seth Wilmarth. It is the Feast Day of St. Eleventh, and in the catalogs, there are beets. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today we remember the surprising delivery of a seed catalog. It is the Feast Day of the Fairy Slugmother, and in the garden, there is a more traditional seed catalog. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember another fine catch by Thaddeus Macklewhite. Today also marks the first performance of the Musical Sausage. It is the Feast Day of Beloved Toys, and in the garden, there are seed catalogs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, Pastor Drom comes out in search of snacks and travel plans. There is no feast day, and in the garden, there will be digging. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recount the attempted uprising by herrings. It is the Feast Day of Bargains, and in the garden, all is dead. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the feat of one Miss Melissa Dupont. It is also the day a coup was attempted in the Empire of the West. It is the Feast Day of Preparations to Feast, and in the garden, there is a rose. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the tragedy of the Teacup Wolfhound. It is also the day the first sign language was introduced. It is the Feast Day of St. Noelle, and in the garden, there is cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the children’s classic “The Adventures of Spatterlump.” It is also the day a bit of knitting briefly broke reality. It is the Feast Day of St. Regis, and in the garden, there are stems. Be Safe and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the birthday of the Terrible Old Man. It is also the day Wardinghearst Manor was completed. It is the Feast Day of St. Lucas, and in the garden, there are still beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the author Madeline Hines. It is also the day a fish found something curious. Is is the Feast Day of Blue Lanterns, and in the garden, there is fatsia. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a tree with some unusual markings. It is the Feast Day of the Falling Saint, and in the garden, it is not unpleasant. Yet. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Lord Olmsbury of Hearthrung made a portentous journal entry. I is also the day of an important book review. It continues to be the Feast Day of St. Museline, and in the garden, there are sharks. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a Sphinx appeared in Echo Harbor. Again. It is also the day the nus arrived on the Isle of Shun. It is the former Feast Day of Dragons, and in the garden, there are mushrooms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the arrival of a rooster in the city. We also recall the Thickwall Massacre. It is the Feast Day of the Remote Saint, and in the garden, there is catmint. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pastor Drom leaves her basement, and makes some unfounded accusations. It is the Feast Day of St. Christobel, and in the garden, it is damp. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Toady is All Souls Day. We remember those who have moved on from this realm into the next, and in the garden, there are leaves. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a man who may or may not have been the inspiration for Bluebeard. It is the Feast Day of the Unborn, and in the basement, there is no sherry. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Toady we celebrate the showing of a painting by the great artist Diego Esteban. It is nearly All Hallow’s Eve, when Corvus-Wrax last appeared, and in the garden, there are juncos. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pastor Drom and I plan a field trip, and in the garden, is is autumn. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we are lectured on the nature of mystery religions by Pastor Drom. It is very educational. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mourn the loss of several people, and one printer. It is the Feast Day of St. Alamance, and in the garden, there may be gnomes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the anniversary of the appearance of lawn ornaments in the city. It is the first day of the Season of Flames, and in the garden, there are flowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the publication of a book that was not about walruses. We also commemorate a unique vintage. It is the Feast Day of the Unconscious Mind, and in the garden, there are seeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the infamous Zazzle Electric Dishwasher scam. It is also the day and old woman sat at a cafe. It is the Feast Day of St. Eschke, and in the garden, there are ferns. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we report to Pastor Drom the most recent findings of our research, and in the garden, there are leaves. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the first Isolationist Penguin birth in captivity. It is also the day Thaddeus Mackelwhite set another record. It is the Feast Day of Balloons, and in the garden, there are hearts-a-bursting shrubs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of painter Alonzo Maxwell. It is also the day the Hotel d’Arbor opened. It is the Feast Day of the Burning Cicada, and in the garden, there are chickadees. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the initial description of the Swollen Bay. A rabbit also had a dream on this day. It is the Feast Day of St. Phyllos, and in the garden, there is motivation. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the demise of the Feather-Your-Nest Interior Décor Company. It is also the birthday of Incontinence Mather. It is the Feast Day of St. Malthus, and in the basement, there is mold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pastor Drom checks in with a new plan to avoid her eventual martyrdom. In the garden, Fall is arriving. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, we mourn the loss of the White Boar Whiskey Distillery. It is the Feast Day of the Frozen Saint, and in the garden, the Season of Mold has begin. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember The Seed Library Riots. It is the Feast Day of Ramen, and in the garden, there is wilting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember Ellen Horrowitz of the famed Horrowitz Trust, and her contributions to horticulture. It is the Feast Say of St. Louis, and in the garden, there are asters. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the the introduction of the Highland Crisper. It is also the day the Dyed Poison Frog. It is the Feast Day of Grandparents, and in the garden, there are tomatillos for all eternity. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we are visited once again by Pastor Drom, who is looking for an update. It is the Feast Day of St. Darrow, and in the garden, there are acorns. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we continue our investigations into the Cult of Corvus-Wrax and the related Shrike God. It is the Feast Day of St. Andreas, and in the garden, there are water-irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
In a slight departure, today we chronicle the history of the great god Corvus-Wrax, and his cult. In the garden the asters are blooming, and there are peppers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we continue our discussion with Pastor Drom about her impending martyrdom. Is is the start of Fall planting season, and in the garden, there are bulbs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discuss the impending canonization of Pastor Drom with Pastor Drom, and in the garden, there are turkeys. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the brave colonists of The Hundred Lives. It is the Feast Day of Saint Drom, and in the garden, there are daikons. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the trial of the heroic Elizabeth Dorn. It is also the day the waterfinch was first described. It is the Feast Day of St. Mona, and in the garden, there are copy-editors. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recount the day raccoons invaded the city. It is the Feast Day of the Fallow Fields, and in the garden, there are legumes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we abstractly mourn the loss of Doc Brightey, famed salesman. It is the Feast Day of The Dragonfly Swarm, and in the garden, George wants attention. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the trial of the designer Eric von Awning by the Librarian Prince began. It is the Feast Day of St. Bartholomew of Wide, and in the garden, there is lantana. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Mickey the Giant, a showman of considerable skill. It is the Feast Day of St. Olivia, and in the garden, there are fewer beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day the Voluntary Starvation Experimental Study was released. It is also the day snow fell in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Martin, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the publication of the book “The Dreamless People.” It is the Feast Day of St. Salmandra, and in the garden, there are rain lilies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the impact a tree had on local law. It is the Feast Day of Feast Days, and in the garden, there continue to be beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the publication of a very long song. It is the Feast Day of St. Concertus, and in the garden, there is a dead bee. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day the Highland Cattle Killer was found. It is the Feast Day of St. Wallace, and in the garden, there are ornamental peppers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the hero of the second Clean ‘n Pure soap flood. It is the Feast Day of Sunspots, and in the garden, there are no chickens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the Parliamentary campaign of Elle Serena. It is also the day physics missed something important. It is the Feast Day of St. Quentin, and in the garden, there is tomfoolery. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the description of a singular fly. It is the Feast Day of Slush, and in the garden, noone is here yet. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall an influential Royal Poet Laureate. It is also the birthday of the potter Nagoya. Is is the Feast Day of Chimes, and in the garden, there are bees. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the passing of the Revised Freshwater Fisheries Protection Act. It is the Feast Day of St. Delilah, and in the garden, there are aphids. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the creation of a poster with a pangolin. We also commemorate That Which Follows. It is the Feast Day of Jellicle Cats, and in the garden, there are butterflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a slow moving yet lively fashion trend. It is the Feast Day of the Considerate Fawn, and in the garden, there are peppers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember Henrietta Mohly. We also recognize the publication of a new economic theory. It is the Feast Day of St. Alsus, and in the garden, there are butterflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the day Eland the Younger described the Great Eagle-Shrike. It is also the day “Burning Tobacco” debuted at the Royal Opera House. It is the Feast Day of the Exceptional Otter, and in the garden, it is good to be home. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity emerged into the light. There were also wasps. It is the Feast Day of St. Alder, and we’ll know more about the garden soon. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Echo Harbor.
Today two professors from the Ravencoast School of Divinity encountered a door at the top of a staircase. It is the Feast Day of St. Marlin, and in the garden, there are books. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today two faculty members of the Ravencoast School of Divinity traveled closer to the surface. It is the Feast Day of the Dandy Saint, and in the garden, there is no gardener. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that two faculty members of the Ravencoast School of Divinity climbed stairs. It is the Feast Day of St. Rein, and in the garden, there should be sea oats. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Is today the 13th? I don’t now anymore. Mord is gone, the interns are not talking, and it is dark. I don’t even know what the Feast Day is, and have no clue what is happening up in the garden. Be Safe, and Pray for Mord.
Today we have a problem. It’s not a big problem. OK, it’s a really big problem. It is the Feast Day of St. Andronicus, and I have no idea what is happening in the garden. Be Safe, and Pray for us!
Today two faculty members from the Ravencoast School of Divinity attempt a daring rescue. It is the Feast Day of St. Culpepper, and in the garden, the should be pollinators. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today an indescribable horror was revealed beneath the Hidden Almanac Test Garden. It is the Feast Day of several saints, and in the garden, the blueberries are ripe. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today two professors from the Ravenscoast School of Divinity continued their quest to find their interns. It is the Feast Day of St. Malik, and in the garden, we hope there is still a garden. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a miracle occurred for a frog. It is the Feast Day of the Anointed Leopard, and in the garden, things should be blooming. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember two staff members who descended into a pit. It is the Feat Day of St. Trent, and in the garden, there is a tarp. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, Pastor Drom arrives with both good and bad news, and in the garden, there is now a pit into the abyss. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a cause of laughter in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Erasmus, and in the garden, it is unbearably hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a landmark lawsuit that resulted in a pointless warning label. It is the Feast Day of the Eleventh Hour, and in the garden, there is rosinweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate a marriage with a centuries long impact. We also remember the dumping of tea into Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Raster, and in the garden, there are squash. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a near schism within the ranks of an ancient order. It is the Feast Day of St Manatee, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the horrors unleashed when fortunes started coming true. It is the Feast Day of St. William, and in the garden, there is heat. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we consider strategies for dealing with slugs. It is the Feast Day of St. Lee, and in the garden, there is a tarp. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember and emotional day in Echo Harbor. It is also the day Zanna McIntosh made some wild claims. It is the Feast Day of Roses, and in the garden, the narcissus are ruined. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a small shop in the city. It is the Feast Day of St. Sigrid, and in the garden, there are carpenter bees. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the Great Storm in the Year of Bone Shadows. It is also the day St. Heronius had a vision. It is the Feast Day of St. Bloodsong, and in the garden, there is a bumper. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we correct an error. It is also the day Eland the Younger described a particular owl. It is the Feast Day of Javelins, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the first identification of a whale song. It is the Feast Day of St. Zephranthes, and in the garden, there are unicorns. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the beginning of a new phase in the works of the artist Ronald Helgin. It is also the day Authaire published a new treatise. It is the Feast Day of Anthracite, and in the garden, there are oats. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the invention of the Troyzantine Calendar. It is the Feast Day of Cactus Flowers, and in the garden, there is milkweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall another momentous occasion in fishing. It is the Feast Day of St. Grindall, and in the garden, there are roses, and the irises still need work. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a popular and notorious children’s book. It is the Feast Day of St. Gladstone, and in the garden, strange things are happening to the Irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a night of strange happenings in Echo Harbor. Stranger than usual, that is. It is the Feast Day of St. Tuft, and in the garden, there are hummingbirds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the burning of the Sacred Order of Bull Moose Men Lodge #7. We also remember an unfortunate food additive. It is the Feast Day of St. Edwin, and in the garden, there are warblers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the brave souls who searched for a kombucha. It is also the birthday of Crumplestein the Magnificent. It is the Feast Day of St. Ellen, and in the garden, there are gazebos. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Eland the Younger described yet another creature. It is also the anniversary of the publication of an important book. It is the Feast Day of The Roach God, and in the garden, there is honeysuckle. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the discovery of the Screaming Squid. It is the Feast Day of the Butter Saint, and in the garden, there may be grapes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the start of the Gloving Wars. It is also the day a post-battle celebration ended. It is the Feast Day of St. Suzette, and in the garden, there will be planting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the release of a really bad movie. It is also the day a new line of hats was introduced. It is the Feast Day of St. Crucifer, and in the garden, there are irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the reappearance of a notorious painting. It is also the day a new hors d’oeuvre was debuted at a party. It is the Feast Day of Spring Peepers, and in the garden, there are strawberries. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the earliest known observation of a nebula. It is also the day a show began at the Royal Marina. It is the Feast Day of St. Illusis, and in the garden, there are peppers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the publication of a unique self-help book. We also commemorate he opening of the “Old Neighborhood” in the Undercity. It is the Feast Day of St. Turaco, and in the garden, there is mulch. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, we remember the opening of the Undercity. It is also the day a unique plover was first described. It is the Feast Day of Bergamot, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
We have returned from team-building. It was awful. Today marks the closing of the landbridge for an extended period. It is also the day “The Moral Lesson of Eddie the Bullfrog” debuted. It is the Feast Day of St. Jonathon, and in the garden, all is green. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Pastor Drom brings tidings of a brief hiatus while we go on a faculty trip. Not to worry, we will return in two weeks. Be Safe, and Pray for me.
Today we remember the singing sensation The Glorious Seven. It is also the day a plover stayed dry. It is the Feast Day of Imperfections, and in the garden, there are poppies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the train wreck in Echo Harbor. It is also the day the fisheries association handed out another certificate. And a beer. It is the Feast Day of St. Bernard, and in the garden, there are crows. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the Feast Day of Fools. You have been warned. It is also the Emergence of Maria the Anchorite, and in the garden, there are annuals. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the meeting of the creative duo Gill & Harold. It is also the day a goldfish surfaced. It is the Feast Day of Dragons, and in the garden, there is no extra power. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the introduction of a new treat from the Tastee Treat Company. Is is also the birthday of Lady Warthington Shemp.It is the Feast Day of St. Goad, and in the garden, there are blossoms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today was a landmark day in the Mole-Sloth negotiations. Is is also the day a punk sensation was released. It is the Feast Dat of St. Molerus, and in the garden, there are peas. Be Safe, and Stay out of Trouble.
Today marks the day botanists classified the wild chiltepin plant. It also marks the grand opening of The World of Dough. it is the Feast Day of the Stonemason, and in the garden, there are bulbs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today we remember the ending of some gravity in Echo Harbor. It is also the day the Pizzastone Dog came to the public’s attention. It is the Feast Day of the Tinker, and in the garden, there are bulbs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the crowning of the very first Miss Qualm. We also remember the start of the reign of Pope Samantha. It is the Feast Day of the Green Serpent, and in the garden, it is now Spring. B e Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the introduction of the Sunkiller Sunhat. We also celebrate the donation of a succulent to the Royal Botanical Gardens. It is the Feast Day of the Madonna of the Desert, and in the garden, there is peeping. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the first invention by Alistair Whetsmith. It is also the day of the Minky’s explosion in Troyzantium. It is the Feast Day of St. Terry, and in the garden, it is time for peas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a futuristic show at the Gallery d’Authentique. It is also the day the parchment nautilus was first described. It is the Feast Day of St. Montague, and in the garden, there are frogs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the discovery of the unpuffer fish. It is also the day the city of Ire was buried. It is the Feast Day of Molly McGillicutty, and in the garden, there are seedlings. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall an embarrassment at a sporting event. it is also the day Echo Harbor had a break out. It is the Feast Day of Sourdough, and in the garden, there are signs of Spring. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the axolotl eruption of 1991. It is also the day a nomad had a vision. It is the Feast Day of St. Kennedia, and in the garden, there is mud. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is March. You have been warned. Today is the birthday of writer Judith Potemkin. It is also the day of a royal wedding. It is the Feast Day of St. Simone, and in the garden, there is a distinct lack of coffee. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a coup attempt against the Librarian Prince. It also marks the historic meeting of the sloth-people with the mole-people. It is the Feast Day of the Cardinal Saint, and in the garden, there is more snow. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that Eland the Younger described the sand-whale. It is also the day of the wind storm in Echo Harbor. It is the feast Day of St. Karen, and in the garden, there is snow. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the Dragon Panic of 1983. It is also the day singer Carla McDonald was born. And died. It is the Feast Day of Moderately Priced Compact Cars, and in the garden, there are irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day that the Abbot of the Abbey of the Mountain Kingdom was appointed, with much political upheaval. It is the Feast Day of St. John of Ladolf, and in the garden, there is Pastor Drom. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a frog was described by Eland the Younger. We also remember the accident in the Glass Quarter Tunnel. It is the Feast Day of the Holy Seven, and in the garden, there is a still. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, A stone went missing someplace other than Echo Harbor. It is also the day “Eleven Chimps and a Nun” reappeared. It is the Feast Day of St. Bron, and in the garden, there is cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is Friday the 13th, and you know what that means. If not, we will explain it. It is also the birthday of Anthony Campbell. It is the Feast Day of St. Glaber, and in the garden, there is turmoil. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the arrival of the Sphinx. It is also the birthday of Constabulus. It is the Feast Day of St. Amaranthia, and in the garden, the irises are gone. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the Southern Express made its first journey. It is also the birthday of the third Baron Palmer, and the day the FunZilla Toy Company was founded. It is the Feast Day of St. Melinda, and in the garden, there is damage. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the day the Scrimshaw Bible was discovered. It is also the day the St. Berxer breed was introduced. It is the Feast Day of St. Koji, and in the garden, there is a van. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the day wrought iron elk skeletons appeared. It is also the publication day of the book “Patriotic Crochet Patterns.” It is the Feast Day of Cracked Earth, and in the garden, there is still singing. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a seal was found in East Walling. It is also the day gravel nearly killed us all. It is the Feast Day of St. Holox, and in the garden, there are protestors. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day we have an unexpected guest in the studio. An enthusiastic guest. Because of the garden. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today candied orange peels were introduced in Troyzantium. It is also the day a horned owl arrived in the Royal Garden. It is the Feast Day of Riddles, and in the garden, there probably will be CharmX. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of the oldest zebra in the Royal Zoo. It is also the day the clocks stopped at 3:33. It is the Feast Day of St. Benjamin, and in the garden, there is not a hearing. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble
It was on this day that the Gallery d’Authentique opened another controversial show. It is also the birthday of James Mahoney. It is the Feast Day of St. Rhoda, and in the garden, there is still an untapped ley line. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day the Slap Happy Sticker Company released a new product. It is the Feast Day of the Adoration of the Earthworm, and in the garden, it is warm. And it will be cold. Again. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the creation of a record-breaking pizza. It is also the birthday of Lady Evangeline. It is the Feast Day of St. Martha, and in the garden, there is more letterhead. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a fleet of rubber ducks sailed. It is also the day a whale opera was released. It is the Feast Day of St. Peter of Truffston, and in the garden, the radishes are frozen. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the Encyclopedia of Leaves was discovered. It is also the day that the Sea Yak was first described. It is the Feast Day of Very Bad Ideas, and in the garden, there is quiet. And orange sticks. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the first appearance of the Shepherd Pope. It is also the day of a controversial ice-race. It is the Feast Day of the Spatzweasel, and in the garden, there are surveyors and interns. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the appearance of a megaloceros. It is also the birthday of the artist Victor Corelli. It is the Feast Day of St. Unwin, and in the garden, there is letterhead. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of the actress Eleanora DuChamp. It is also the day “Stuff About Town” first appeared in newspapers. It is the Feast Day of St. Jovem, and in the garden, there are stakes with orange ribbons. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, the dead walked in Wallingford. It is also the day ‘The Vast Menagerie” was first published. It is the Feast Day of the Flesh Anchorites, and in the garden, it is warm. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the start of the Year of Unrest. It is also the day the first artificial lights were installed in the city. It is the Feast Day of St. Davius, and in the garden, there is winter. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the end of the year. We will explain the traditions of the cult of Mogluck. It is the Feast Day of St. Simone, and in the garden, we remember the beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the anniversary of a poaching incident. It is also the day we remember the opening of a distillery. It is the Feast Day of St. Charlock, and in the garden, the surveyors have returned. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a flock of cedar waxwings. It is also the day Chicken Solitare was released. It is the Feast Day of Trilobites, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the eve of Dies Natalis Solis Invicti. Make sure your shopping is finished. It is also the day of the great snowstorm. It is the Feast Day of the Dying Winter, and in the garden, there are cards. Be Safe, and have a joyous midwinter.
Today is the day after the winter solstice. It is also the day the Blue River Hog was first cataloged, and the day a new radio station first aired. It is the Feast Day of St. Cooper, and in the garden, the surveyors have left. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the publication of “A Stranger In The City.” It is also the day a fungus was identified. It is the Feast Day of St. Olivia, and in the garden, there are suveyors. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the introduction of the Purple Dreamer. It is also the birthday of poet Marla Stonespeaker. It is the Feast Day of St. Norbert, and in the garend, we read from the Seeds of Distinction. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the 29th anniversary of a great tragedy. It is also the day a controversial album was released. It is the Feast Day of St. Octavian, and in the garden, there are sparrows. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Eland the Younger described the Zig-Zag Salamander. It is also the day Mandible Park opened, and the day the neck-wear craze began. It is the Feast Day of Saint Allo, and in the seed catalogs, there are squash. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recount the history of the Crawford Farmhouse. We also remember Commandante Padwell. It is the Feast Day of Saint Magnolia, and in the garden, there is boltonia. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the terror of the mailbox bombers. It is also the day the bone skipper fly was first described. It is the Feast Day of St. Sebastian of Drog, and in the garden, there are slugs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we detail the 100th anniversary of the reckless Sigil Party craze. It is the Feast Day of St. Solon, and in the garden, Mord is wet! Be safe, and Have a Great Day!
Today is the day an important book was published. It is also the birthday of an illustrious member of the community. It is the Feast Day of St. Charvus, and in the garden, there is weather. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the first day of the last month. Plan accordingly. It is also the day the Alewives overran a lake, and the day the RMS Sirius sank. It is the Feast Day of Recovery, and in the garden, George is sad. This cannot stand. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember another Hateful Decree. It is also the birthday of the illustrator Mabel Sang. It is the Feast Day of St. Anna of the Highlands, and in the garden, it is time for catalogues. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the play “The Ascension of Heloise, or Virtue’s Just Reward.” We also recall the disappearance of the pumpkins. It is the Feast Day of the Oracular Goldfish, and in the garden, you need birdseed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the start of the Tortoise Marathon. It is also the day the Porcupine Tree was described. It is the Feast Day of St. Mugatti, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the Diablo sports car. We also recall the movie Deathroll, and the panic that followed. It is the Feast Day of St. Flibble, and in the garden, there are trees. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the capture of the Catgut Strangler. It is also the day the Grey Ant was catalogued. It is the Feast Day of St. Dart, and in the garden, it is cold. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the horse that flew over the bridge. It is also the birthday of William Howel. It is the Feast Day of St. Joaquim, and in the garden, there is a George. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day the Harbor Red was recognized as a purebred cat. It is also the day a recall of henna dye was issued. It is the Feast Day of Small Orange Cats, and in the garden, there is hyacinth. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the discovery of the Organpipe Cactus by Eland the Younger. It is also the day everyone turned to stone, and the birthday of someone who is adorable. It is the Feast Day of The Lord of Dying Corn, and in the garden, there are leaves. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the twins Zee and Zed. We also have a harrowing remembrance of Near-Apocalypse. It is the Feast Day of St. Wattle, and in the garden, there are radishes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the Troyzantine Otterhound. It is also the birthday of Minky’s restaurant. It is the Feast Day of St. Moreno, and in the garden, there is cleanup. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the day a great book was published. It is also the day the dog visited the gardens, and the day the gauze came. It is the Feast Day of Despair, and in the garden, it is getting dark. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember T-Square Rawlins. We also recall the inventor Alistair Whetsmith. It is the Feast Day of St. Moraccus, and in the garden, there is a new bench. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is All Hallow’s Eve. It is also The Feast Day of all the Dead, and in the garden, there are whippoorwills. With the very cute crows. Be Safe, and Stay Indoors.
Today we remember Edgar Barry’s invention. It is also the day the Halloween Murder was committed. It is the Feast Day of St. Ugliono, and in the garden, the crows are chanting. Adorably. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the live of Keiko Hayashi. It is also the day a haunted house opened in the the city. It is the Feast Day of St. Scarvus, and in the garden, there are asters. Also, the crows have a new trick. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day Ortan was given to the Holy Troyzantine Empire. It is also the day of the racoon elections. It is the Feast Day of St. Lucas, and in the garden, there is burning. Also, the crows are demanding more food. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that many people were found under a bridge. It is also the day the Wetlands Restoration Act passed under questionable circumstances. It is the Feast Day of St. Hammond, and in the garden, someone planted Boltonia. The crows are observing. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the passing of another Hateful Decree. It is also the day “Winkles and Friends!” first aired. It is the Feast Day of St. Tobias, and in the garden, the crows are talking. I am very happy about this. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the priest Aaron Monarda and a tortoise. It is also the day the Lizard Pox vaccine became available. It is the Feast Day of St. Cary, and in the garden, there are bulbs. And crows. Mustn’t forget the crows. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a perfect orchid bloomed. It is also the birthday of the Mule With A Thousand Eyes. It is the Feast Day of St. Chalcion, and in the garden, there are more crows. Wonderful crows. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the second discovery of the Coriander Isles. It is also the day the town of Obanoch was officially recognized. It is the Feast Day of St. Jonathon, and in the garden, there are crows. Adorable crows. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate a miracle! It is the Feast of Survivor’s Joy, and make sure you check out our sponsors! Be safe, and have an awesome day! P.S. Mord will return on Monday, after some bed rest.
The Hidden Almanac has a very important announcement about tonight, the night of the Hunter’s Moon. There are also bulbs. Be Safe, and Stay Indoors.
Today marks the day The Scarecrow Paper was released. It is also the day the Lemonade Orchid was introduced. It is the Feast Day of the Umbrella Saint, and in the garden, there are potatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the birthday of ballerina Laurel Murglenn. It is also the day the snails came. It is the Feast Day of Princes, and in the garden, there is squash. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall Eland the Younger’s description of a fruit fly. It is also the day the great cataloging was undertaken. It is the Feast Day of St. Albrecht, and in the garden, there are bulbs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discuss the origins of the word “wogitating.” It is the Feast Day of St. Mellonius, and in the garden, there are perennials. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Funky Trouble.
Today we remember a funkadelic theft. It also marks the release of “My Husband And The Plesiosaur.” It is the Feast Day of St. Kay, and in the garden, there is pokeweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the discover of the Volcano Sanderling. We also recall the fairy tales of folklorist Vincent Mather. It is the Feast Day of St. Jeppeth, and in the garden, it is finally Fall. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble. Also, ask Pastor Drom to get on with it already.
Today, a ceramic cube appeared in the House of Parliament. It is also the day inventor Calvin Saunders applied for a patent. It is the Feast Day of Saint Anna of Brust, and in the garden, there appear to be daikon. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we discuss the pressing issues of our times. We also discuss bunnies. It is the Feast Day of St. Ulfrid, and in the garden, there are daikons. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble
Today the eggs in Echo Harbour hatched lotus blossoms. It is also the day a polite painter went mad. It is the Feast Day of the Eyeless Ones, and in the garden, there is daikon. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we are uplifted by a caterpillar. It is also the day Thaddeus Mackelwhite made another record-breaking catch. It is the Feast Day of St. Clarice, and in the garden, it is time for fall planting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the survivors of a fire. It is also the day a Hateful Decree was not passed. It is the Feast Day of St. Elspeth, and in the garden, more chickens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we are inspired by remembering the sinking of the Rapture of Poseidon. It is also the day the Pickwick Casino closed. It is the Feast Day of Paper Orchids, and in the garden, there are no chickens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the eruption of a volcano. It is also the day The Iron Strangler was executed, and the day “Sun Weasels” debuted. It is the Feast Day of St. Oakenforth, and in the garden, we are inspired. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the debut of “The Adventures of Blake Boscoe.” It is also the day Andshear was discovered. It is the Feast Day of St. Gallinulo, and in the garden, there are peppers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a peculiar weed grew in the Royal Botanical Gardens. It is also Keith’s Birthday. It is the Feast Day of St. Almondia, and in the garden, it is hot. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the Emperor Doe. it is also the day the Blessed Pink cultivar was introduced. It is the Feast Day of St. Morphicus, and in the garden, there is mallow. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the day the city fell. It is also the day the Flood Tree was struck by lightning. It is The Feast Day of Sturgeon, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the probably birthday of “Raygun.” It is also the day Lay McNera debuted a new dress. It is the Feast Day of St. Curlicue, and in the garden, there is grass. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, the wasps delivered their demands. It is also the day “Magical Preschool” first aired. It is the Feast Day of St. Grunk, and in the garden, there are tomatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the drug Indigone was released. It is also the day Worms-Moving-Sideways was named poet laureate. It is the Feast Day of Djinn, and in the garden, there are yellow leaves. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the birthday of painter Lorenzo Mandolini. It is also the opening day of the “Shrike Show,” and the day the red light district burned. It is the Feast Day of St. Brock, and in the garden, there is no longer a standing stone. We hope. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the rain on a stone. It is also the day Thaddeus Mackelwhite caught something else. It is the Feast Day of St. Dantos, and in the garden, there is rosinweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the life of Thomas Lord. It is also the day that the Hill Home Trials were decided. It is the Feast Day of Brass, and in the garden, there is tickseed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day in 1440 that Authaire produced his second great treatise. It is also the day Crowdown Fell was founded. It is the Feast Day of St. Green, and in the garden, there are workmen. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the day of the Raven Heads. It is also the day the Crested Lizards were founded, and the last day of the Golden Age of detective fiction. It is the Feast Day of Tigers, and in the garden, there are frogs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the day the Gloomtrust Bank was robbed. It is also the day “Space Cookie” topped the charts, and the birthday of Alexis Beard. It is the Feast Day of St. Vacua, and in the garden, there are elderberries. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is The Running of the Centaurpedes. it also marks another sighting of The Black Beast, and the debut of the comic hero SlugMan. It is the Feast Day of St. Caliper, and in the garden, there are finches. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the Founding of the War Flamingos. It is also the anniversary of the Pepperoni Riots, and the day Eland the Younger found a plant. It is the Feast Day of St. Beauregard, and in the garden, there are scarlet runner bean flowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the incident with the aardvark. It is also the birthday of the other Cicero. It is the Feast Day of Cod, and in the garden, there are mushrooms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the burning of the New House. Eland the Younger first described the Giant Fruitbat on this day, and we remember a dragonfly. It is the Feast Day of St. Alonzo, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we mark the beginning of Centaurpede molting season. It is also the day the Saber Yucca was introduced. It is the Feast-Day of St. Parmus, and in the garden, there are melons. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the anniversary of the founding of the Daughters of The Corgi. It is also the day the Mime Accords ended. It is the Feast Day of St. Berrenger, and in the garden, there are signs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble
Today is the running of the skeletal grunions. It is also the day the first benefit of the Plague Doctor Accords took effect, and the day of the tragedy at the Royal Botanical Gardens. It is the Feast Day of St. Oculus, and in the garden, there is still a standing stone. Be Safe, and... (read more)
Today is the birthday of poet Manuel Santana. It is also the day Madeline Boyden completed her commission. It is the Feast Day of St. Walrus, and in the garden, there are cucumbers. Be Safe, and Stay Out Trouble.
Today we recall the coronation of Pope Samantha. It is also the day Eland the Younger catalogued something tiny, and the birthday of Brigid Slashmoss. It is the Feast Day of St. Torgo, and in the garden, there are sunflowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today pigeons appeared with saddles and bridles. It is also the day an important battle was almost fought, and the day Agnes Moonshort was born. It is the Feast Day of St. Vaughn, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
The Red Lane Shipping Company was founded today. It is also the day the ban on silent movies went into effect. It is the Feast Day of St. Emmanuel, and in the garden, there is wilting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we celebrate the founding of the cult of the Great Maw. It is also the day Echo Harbor disappeared, and it is the birthday of John Wilding. It is the Feast Day of St. Tina, and in the garden, there are peaches. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall the guppy-fly infestation of 1955. We also celebrate the cure for gastrothropy, and a haiku composed by “Six Notes Returning From The Western Stars.” It is the Feast Day of the Wedding of the Elegant Serpent, and in the garden, there is no rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
We remember the third appearance fo the Black Beast today. We also remember Alistair Whetsmith, and record the words of Farmer Colin McGrath. It is the Feast Day of St. Alder, and in the garden, there is a nest. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the day the Highland Mountain Dog was recognized. It is also the birthday of Lady Ebonlock, and the day Thaddeus Macklewhite caught another fish. It is the Feast Day of Parrots, and in the garden, there are asters. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the proclamation of the next Hateful Decree. Today we also remember The Spray Paint Pornographer. It is the Feast Day of St. Criollo, and in the garden, there are squash vine borers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Anna Weaving. It also marks the day the wine went bad, and the founding of the YMNDA in the city. It is the Feast Day of Mathilda the Sign Maker, and in the garden, the copyeditor is still missing. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
The Mechanique Typewriter was introduced over 100 years ago today. It is also the release day of “Mondo Beast,” and the anniversary of the Wilkington Garden Club Elections. It is the Feast Day of St. Dana, and in the garden, there are butterflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, the Warlord Severn saw an omen. It is also the anniversary of Prince Sergi III’s daring escape. It is the Feast Day of Water Lilies, and in the garden, there is be balm, but no copyeditor. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, Yellow Dye Z-10 was discovered. It is also the day the dire sand dollar infestation began. It is the Feast Day of St. Perro, and in the garden, there are coneflowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the birthday of Anne O’Riley! We should have a cake. It is also the day a hurricane hit the Isle of Shun, and the anniversary of the Gloriana Prize for Literature. Feast Day of St. Phallos, and in the garden, the cat is back! Be safe, and have a wonderful day!
Today, Prince Sergei III was captured by Troyzantine! Oh no! It is the birthday of both the Writhing Prophet and the Seventh Prime Minister. It is the Feast Day of St. Andrei, and in the garden, there’s a cat! Be safe, and have a wonderful day!
So glad to be here! Today we mourn the passing of entomologist Reagan Gennault. Also, barbarian chieftan Ethel Khan attacked a convent! It is the Feast Day of St. Heriz, and in the garden, there are poppies! Be safe, and have a wonderful day!
Today, a community theater performed The King in Yellow. It is also the anniversary of the closing of Miss McGillicutty’s. It is the Feast Day of St. June, and in the garden, there is prickly pear. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the publication of “House of Lepers.” It is also the day Eland the Younger described an orchid. It is the Feast Day of St. Galthus, and in the garden, there is no cat. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the murder of Edward Matthews. We also remember the arrest of Agatha Marlon, and the birthday of Manuel Allpa. It is the Feast Day of Lead, and in the garden, there is still a cat. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the hummingbirds and the zeppelin. We also remember the barista Emma McLaughlin, and the deposition of a corgi. It is the Feast Day of St. Chaski, and in the garden, there is a cat. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day the last war-golem was decommissioned. It is the birthday of Six Notes Returning From The Western Stars, and the anniversary of another Hateful Decree. Today is the Feast Day of the Black Unicorn, and in the garden, there are grapes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day it rained ribbons. Is is also the birthday of Melissa Jaques, and the day of the Heron’s Festival. It is the Feast Day of St. Hill, and in the garden, there are strawberries. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the anniversary of the debut of “Squeaky the Truck.” It is also the anniversary of the Least Plague, and of the dumpster battle. It is the Feast Day of St. Burt, and in the garden, there are damselflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a new Modern Peculiar Movement exhibit. It is also the day the wasps came to Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Anuk-Who-Raced-The-Sun, and in the garden, there are irises. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble
Today the Bridge of Monks fell down again. It also marks the passing of Melinda Berman, and a feud between Blatt and Sworn. It is the Feast Day of St. Rudolpho, and in the garden, there is an editor. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Hayseed McGraw. It also marks the fall of the Kingdom under the Mountain, and the day a new rose was introduced. It is the Feast Day of Boats, and in the garden, there is pruning. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a kombucha culture attained sentience. It is a wedding anniversary, and marks the founding of the Currency Stamp Rebellion. It is the Feast Day of St. Whippetus, and in the garden, there is cat mint. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the Parade of the Jesters. It is also the day a small boy fought, and the day the Lydia Blane Clothing Company introduced a new shirt. It is the Feast Day of St. Rosa, and in the garden, there are larvae. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the birthday of the Dunkelkhan Ogre. It is also the day “Eleven Chimps And A Nun” debuted, and the day a keystone was laid. It is the Feast Day of the Madonna of Despair, and in the garden, there are yuccas. Be Safe, and Stay Out Of Trouble.
It was on this day that the Womble sisters had a famous visitor. It is also the day of the sextuple rainbow, and the year an idol was pulled from the harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Madonna of Crocodiles, and in the garden, there are yellow jackets. Be Safe, and Stay Out... (read more)
It is the birthday of the author Wiggens Aguirre. It is also the day everyone in Echo Harbor lost their voices. It is the Feast Day of St. Solas, and in the garden, there are gazebos. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today someone said something. It also marks the day of the Hopping Hat Rack Hat Company recall, and the day Eland the Younger found an opossum. It is the Feast Day of St. Mortimer, and in the garden, there are tomatillos. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the creation of a terrarium. It is also the anniversary of the publication of “The Weeping Doom,” and the new dress code in the Navy. It is the Feast Day of St. Caprus, and in the garden, there are trees. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the victory at the Battle of Lizardstick. It is also the day a crime wave swept the city. It is the Feast Day of St. Audrey, and in the garden, there are lilies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day that Jacob Crumb was arrested. It is the first day of the Sausage Uprising, and the birthday of the Duchess of Ellensburg. It is the Feast Day of St. Sedum, and in the garden, there is mulch. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It was on this day a cave painting was painted. It is the day that the Lost City of Enoch disappeared, along with Mary Swanson. It is the Feast Day of Eyebrow Mites, and in the garden, refrain from vegetables. Be Safe and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the 100th anniversary of “Iris I have Known.” It is also the day a picture of a kitten went around, and the birthday of a medium cloud. It is the Feast Day of the Green Jay Saint, and in the garden, there is phlox. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day a golem went on a rampage. It is also the day of the accident at the pretzel factory, and the birtheday of Torix Herne. It is the Feast Day of St. Timothy, and in the garden, there is green. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today, Eland the Younger discovered a moth. It is also the day a violin played in Echo Harbor, and the Dippity-Doo candy company was founded. It is the Feast Day of St. Olaf, and in the garden, there is milkweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of the only Sugarplum Fairy born in captivity. It is also the day Prince Sergi III has a decisive victory. It is the Feast Day of St. Yarrow, and in the garden, there are fuscias – or not. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Elaina Golden dealt with some mimes, Mr. Mackelwhite again caught something interesting, and a skeleton had a walk. It is the Feast-Day of the other half of St. Gareth of Stone, and in the garden, there are beans. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the anniversary of an art opening. It is also the day the Madonna of Leaves was spotted, and the day Stonybirth sank. It is the Feast-Day of the lower half of St. Gareth, and in the garden, there is green. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble,
Today Eland the Younger made another important discovery. It is also the day of the Snugglebug Sleepwear Factory explosion, and the day Echo Harbor had moths. It is the Feast Day of St. Megaera, and in the garden, there are flowering shrubs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is anniversary of the death of the poet Ebon Lake. It is also the anniversary of the Smilegod killings, and the day a hominid skeleton was discovered. It is the Feast Day of Lace, and in the garden, there is planting. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble. Update: There is a new version... (read more)
It is the birthday of Lord Stephen. It is also the day of the arrests at the Walleye Copper Mine Strike, and marks the return of a plesiosaur. It is the Feast Day of St. Fabriano, and in the garden, there are thieves. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble. Update: There is a new... (read more)
It is the anniversary of the opening of the Royal Museum’s Saurian Wing. It is the birthday of the broadcaster Carl Viking, and the day the waltz was introduced. It is the Feast Day of St. Gilliam, and in the garden, there is bloodroot. Be Safe, And Stay Out of Trouble,
Today Alistair Whetsmith invented something. It is also the day the manholes disappeared, and the anniversary of the fire at Ravencoast School of Divinity. It is the Feast Day of Gray Devils, and in the garden, there are seedlings. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today the Spice Wars took a turn. It is also the day that the Bridge of Monks fell down, and that Poor Schmo’s Book of Proverbs was first published. It is the Feast Day of St. Flounder, and in the garden, there are mushrooms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the introduction of the Crystal Popper to the market. It is also the birthday of Normal McGovern, and marks yet another appearance of the Black Beast. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of Bells, and in the garden, there are salamanders. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day The Black Beast was spotted again. It is also the birthday of Rosemary Jackson, and marks the introduction of the Snugglepig. It is the Feast Day of St. Arnulf, and in the garden, there are greens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the breaking of the barricade. It also marks the day of ferns, and a milestone in the drought. It is the Feast Day of St. Procyon, and int the garden, frost. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the next Hateful Decree. We also mark the identification of a new disease, and the publication of an important book. It is the Feast Day of Our Lady of the Olive Groves, and in the garden, we plant. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the Brick Standards were established. It is also the day the first Stabbing Rock chick was hatched, and the day the incense factory burned. It is the Feast Day of St. Dwight, and in the garden, there are alliums. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day the library was robbed. It is also the anniversary of the debut of “The Juniper Man,” and of a confluence of crows. It is the Feast Day of St. Petroushka, and in the garden, there is ice. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Hummingbird Jones, jug player. It is also the first day the Maladroit Langurs attacked, and the day a poem was edited. It is teh Feast Day of St. Janoos, and in the garden, there are beets. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the Queen received an Ice Orchid. It is the day the Burlap Drum was invented, and the day The Unspeakable Beer debuted. It is the Feast Day of St. Worble, and in the garden, it is not time for tomatoes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the death of Johnny Stone. Today also marks the start the of typhoid outbreak in Troyzantium, and is the anniversary of the Plague Doctor Accords. Today is the Festival of Masks, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the Winter Blight. It is also the birthday of a large frog, and the day the moon disappeared. It is the Feast Day of St. Maude, and in the garden, it may be Spring. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of the Prime Minister of Qualm. It is also a special day in Parliament, and the day a trillium bloomed. It is the Feast Day of St. Elp, and in the garden, it is time for onions. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble
Today a woodpecker made a discovery. It is also the day of the ascension of The Lioness Pope, and the day an office worked had a brush with the divine. It is the Feast Day of The Void, and in the garden, there is ice. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Qualm declared independence from the mainland, after some delay. It is also the day we remember the Pepperoni Pete’s Factory Fire. It is the Feast Day of St. Bennius, and in the garden, there are crocus. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today markes Eland the Younger’s encounter with an aardlion. It is also the birthday of Seamus Tells-the-Trees, and the day Echo Harbor was no longer a harbor. It is the Feast-Day of St. Aegopus of the Peaks, and in the garden, there are peas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today might be the Gray Hemlock’s birthday. It is also the day thw weathervanes vanished, and the day King McCullan died. It is the Feast Day of St. Iraias, and in the garden, there are frogs. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the dat Lady Emily of House Blatt and Lord Milo of House Sworn were married. It is also the day of a squirrel counter-attack. It is the Feast Day of St. Anna Cervinius, and in the garden, there is a homecoming. Be Safe, and Stay out of Trouble.
Today the Highland Plodding Horse was formally identified. It is also the day the Shepherd Pope issued some guidelines. It is the Feast Day of Mockingbird Eyes, and in the garden, there is reconciliation. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the author Marcia Gutierrez. It is also the day the Shepherd Pope embarked on his public works project. It is the Feast Day of the East Wind, and in the garden, the interns are building. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today the Buckster and Morgan mail-order catalog introduced a new line of footwear. It is also the day Rachel Roetine’s art show opened, and the anniversary of the rebuilding of the Kingfisher Bridge. It is the Feast Day of St. Fontainus, and in the garden there is melting. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we recall a dancing fad that was more than a fad. We also remember the walking whale, and remind you of the Snow Moon. It is the Feast Day of St. Lupus, and in the garden, there is sovereignty. Be Safe, And Stay out of Trouble.
Today, the Great Lupercalia Drought officially began. It is also the day Prince Sergi III moved, and it is the birthday of Sparky. It is the Feast Day of the Bone Madonna, and in the garden, some interns have returned. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we commemorate Elizabeth Green, and her organization skills. We also mark the first description of the Isolationist Penguin. It is the Feast Day of Saint Envious, and in the garden, there are still interns. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Eland the Younger described a pig. It is also the birthday of the Masked Editor, and a celebratory day in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Squilla, and in the garden, there is no cannibalism. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today in the Royal Arboretum there were snails. It is also the day the bees left, and the birthday of a celebrated glovemaker. Is it the Feast Day of twin saints, and in the garden. there are interns. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today in Echo Harbor, there were whales. Today is also the day Lord Hogshead made an important discovery. It is the Feast Day of Bourbon, and in the garden, snow continues. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a child was inspired by snow, or lack there-of. It is also the day “Eight Slices of Pineapple” was published, and is the day a mouse escaped. It is the Feast Day of St. Snuggox, and in the garden there are thrashers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Gerald “Johnny” Stone. It is also the day that the ban on golem-making went into effect. It is the Feast Day of St. Flower-of-Dark, and in the garden, we answer questions about yetis. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Ethel Khan, barbarian chieftain. It is also the day a clutch of seal pups was rescued, and the day Eland the Younger described some wasps. It is the Day of Dreams, and in the garden, there are night blooms. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Prince Sergi III marked the spring thaw. It is also the day a mouse infiltrated the squirrels, and marks the capture of a fugitive. It is the Feast day of St. Leitaiyo, and in the garden snowdrops are emerging. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of the sculptor Charlie Abnett. It is also marks the strange dreams in Echo Harbor, and the death of Argo Fairweather. It is the Feast Day of St. Maundus, and in the garden, there are moths. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the druid Torix Herne escaped. It is also the day of the Ribbon Riots in Troyzantium. It is the Feast Day of St. John of Oxengate, and in the garden, there are snow orchids. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember a season of hats. We also remember the first assault by the Council of Sixteen, and the year of the ice. It is the Feast Day of St. Aaron, and in the garden, there are seeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the Council of Sixteen delivered their declaration of war. It also also the birthday of the artist Carlos Ermine, and we remember a Hateful Decree. It is the Feast Day of the Trout God, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the victory of General Septus over The People of The West. It is also the birthday of Strawberry Roan, and the day a rhino got loose. It is the Feast Day of St. Bilana, and in the garden, it may be time to clean up. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today there were white jays on the Royal Cathedral. It is also the day Eland the Younger described a fungus, and the doomed Biscuit. It is the Feast Day of St. Masonia, and in the garden, we are contemplative. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the ascension of The Shepherd Pope. We also remark on the works of Argo Fairweather, and the poet Worms-Moving-Sideways. It is the Feast Day of St. Ramena, and in the garden, bluebirds are evident. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble. [ The missing segment has been added and the audio file... (read more)
Today is the birthday of Magnus of Ashes. It is also the day we remember the arrest of Lord Peter Duckwald, and the formation of The Council of Sixteen. It is the Feast Day of St. Alpaca, and in the garden, we return to the Rare Earth Seed Catalog. Be Safe, and Stay Out of... (read more)
Today we remember the Slaughterworm Moth Infestation of 1973. It is also the birthday of designer Janet Jonas, and the day the Lost City of Enoch was discovered. It is the Feast Day of St. Amelia, and in the garden rains lead to rain gardens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the beginning of a new year, and we will list some of the things that have begun on this day. Today also marks the end of the Writhing Prophet’s ministry. It is the Feast Day of St. Hermes Arithemetica, and in the garden it is time to give thanks. Be Safe, and Stay... (read more)
Today is the day the Ceramic Murderess was hanged. It also marks yet another discovery by Sir Hamforth, and is the birthday of Jacob Crumb. It is the Feast Day of the Wren, and in the garden, birds are in need. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Eland the Younger described the Lantern Bug. It is also the birthday of the Witch of the Wastes, and a fox of note made an appearance. It is the Feast Day of St. Costos, and in the garden, there is a warming trend. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is Dies Natalis Solis Invicti. It is also the day of the signing of a historic treaty. It is the Feast Day of Mithras, and in the garden, we pause for the Solstice. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is birthday of Jack “Fatfinger” Henkel. It is also the anniversary of the Sausage Uprising and the day the White Boar Whiskey Distillery burned. Today is the Feast Day of St. Joan, and in the garden, we review kohlrabi. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today, the pirate Ribbon Jack was hanged. It is also the birthday of the sixth Prime Minister, and today two field mice evaded a hawk. It is the Feast-Day of St. Somniferus, and in the garden we review radishes. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Sir Augustus Hamforth sailed into the dark. We also remember a border collie, and remember a disagreement of linguists. It is the Feast Day of Calico Cats, and in the garden, the moon is out. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the silver thaw of 1948. It is also the birthday of Joseph Ilex, and the anniversary of a fifth century eclipse. It is the Feast Day of St. Crocuta, and in the garden, there is rain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is Friday the 13th. Today the Highland Blue-Nose sheep was first recognized. It is the birthday of Calico Jane, and the day the Autumn River froze. It is the Feast Day of St. Gerald, and in the garden we read about a radish. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we remember the victims of the Blue Bonnet Button Factory explosion. It is also the day Eland the Younger discovered the Giggling Hyrax. It is the Feast Day of St. Lapus, and in the garden, we read about the Startling Melon. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of ornithologist Hannah Maier. It is also the anniversary of yet another Hateful Decree, and the day it rained fish in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of St. Olio, and in the garden seed catalogs have begun arriving. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of the artist Ronald Helgin. It also marks the last credible sighting of the Black Beast. It is the the Feast Day of Saint Joel the Skull-Carrier, and in the garden, we consider evergreens. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today Sir Augustus Hamforth made a discovery of some note. It is also the day the glutton whale was first identified, under unusual conditions. It is the the Feast Day of St. Golden, and in the garden temperatures are dropping. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the day a Squigginox was spotted. It is also the birthday of Dr. Jacob Hammersmith, and the publication date of Authaire’s first treatise. It is the Feast Day of Saint Spectrus, and in the garden, the moon has come out. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Eloisa Mahoney. It also marks the appearance of the man in Echo Harbor, and tonight is bridge club night. It is the the Feast Day of St. Essentia, and in the garden, the ticks remain. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the passing of Sir August Hamforth into the Sea of Unpleasantness. It is also the anniversary of the discovery of Mr. Fluffy. It is the Feast Day of Smilegod, and in the garden there is toothwort. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks another spotting of the Black Beast. It is also the day the last of the Watch Tubers was harvested. It is the Feast Day of of St. Almathea, and in the garden, camellias are blooming. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
On this day, Oliver Hill filed a controversial patent. It is also the anniversary of the Librarian Prince’s gout attack, and a new kind of candle debuted. It is the Feast Day of Saint Umber (and his beer), and in the garden it is time for winter crops. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
On this day, an apple was found. Not that one, but another one. It is also the birthday of the poet Ebon Lake, and we remember the debut of Lady Herringbone. It is the Feast Day of Saint Castor, and in the garden, it is time for pumpkin seeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of... (read more)
Today Eland the Younger described the sand herring. It is also the day the Convent of the White Goat was founded, as well as the day the Black Beast was sighted a second time. There is no feast today, and in the garden, it is time to put things to bed. Be Safe, and Stay... (read more)
Today is the birthday of Thomas Lord, who revolutionized milk delivery. It is also the day the Black Beast was first sighted, as well as the start of Sir Hamforth’s travels. It is the Feast Day of St. Millefiori, and in the garden, the birds are thirsty. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the passing of the third Hateful Decree. It is also the Feast Day of Saint Bartholemew Argus. There is also a rock. In the garden, we explore horse tails. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Is is the birthday of Reagan Gennault, the Spice Wars took a break, and it is the Feast Day of St. Museline. In the garden, time to clean out those birdhouses. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today the third battle of the Spice Wars was fought. Naturalist Eland the Younger found a snake, and it is the Feast Day of Saint Baeddon. In the garden, we are building beds for spring. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Amelia Driade celebrates her birthday today, as does the world. Is is the Feast Day of St. Ebbe, and marks the introduction of Super Wafers. In the garden, mulch. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of inventor Marcus McNaught, and the day that Mother Briar published her seminal work. It is the Feast Day of St. Gaetano, and in the garden, the vegetables must go. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the birthday of Countess Ludmilla Everstone. It is also the anniversary of the third Hateful Decree. It is the Feast Day of St. Roachius, and in the garden, there are no bears. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today in Echo Harbor, something happened to the seagulls. Thaddius Macklewhite caught a chicken, and it is the birthday of Elaina Golden. It is the Feast Day of St. Rien, and in the garden, it is time for some more mulch. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
It is the birthday of poet Maxwell Hines. We also mark the Great Averted Fire, and a damp cat. It is the Feast Day of St. Ursa, and in the garden, it is time to plan for Spring. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
On this day, the second battle of the Spice Wars was fought. We also remember the soap factory accident, and the birthday of Ellen Harriet Walking. It is the Feast Day of the Madonna of the Leaves, and in the garden relax and enjoy. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today marks the passing of the second of the Hateful Decrees. It is also the birthday of the poet Gustavus Savoricus. It is the Feast Day of St. Lafferty, and in the garden, the wooly bears are making themselves known. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Angus Stewart, last of the Haggischarmers. It is also the day a new breed of hog was shown, and the day everyone had that dream. It is the Feast Day of St. Cissa, and in the garden it is time for horseradish. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today is the birthday of Agatha Marlon. It is also the day Echo Harbor began a quarantine, as well as the dat a flock of thrushes performed a concert. It is the Feast Day of St. Clytie, and in the garden, herbs are ready to dry. Be Safe, and Stay out of Trouble.
Today the Walleye Copper Mine opened. It is also the day that that Thaddeus Mackelwhite caught a fish. It is the Feast Day of St. Xavier, and in the garden, leaves are falling, so take care. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble,
Today marks the addition of were-pigeons to the Protected Species List. It is also the anniversary of the first of the Hateful Decrees. It is the Feast day of Saint Offren, and in the garden pumpkins have been harvested. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today a cloud of mayflies achieved sentience. We will also celebrate the birthday of Heinrich, mark the Feast Day of St. Skote, and plan for spring bulbs. Be Safe, and Stay out of Trouble.
Today marks the anniversary of the first battle of the Spice Wars. It is also the day of the great pumpkin tragedy in West Seagulshire. Thinking of pumpkins, we will discuss them in the garden. And it is the Feast Day of Saint Salatius. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.
Today we will investigate another mystery from Echo Harbor, as well as the story of some interesting cat-tails. It is the birthday of Olivia Stone, and the Feast Day of Saints Arvo and Denet. In the garden, the tomatoes are ready. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today we will commemorate Sir Edward Marlbone’s breathtaking treatise, and the last known Sugar Plum Fairy’s death. It is the Feast Day of St. Barnaby, and in the garden there are acorns. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
On the Almanac today we will speak of a lost ritual in Echo Harbor, as well as the origins of the Spice Wars. It is the Feast Day of St. Heroniuos, and in the garden there are onions. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today we will revisit the last public blooming of the Oracular Flower. Also, a farmer has a chance encounter with an aquatic creature. It is the Feast Day of St. Mellivora, and in the garden, the scarlet runner beans are coming in. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today we recount the voyage of Hrolgar Hrolfsson and his crew. We also remember twin naturalists David and Eileen Horrowitz. It is the Feast Day of St. St. Elbert of Stonnbridge, and in the garden, it is time to harvest the onions. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today in history we commemorate both the Great Tunnel and the mysterious appearance of butterflies. It is also the Feast Day of St. Celadon. In the garden, we have another zucchini suggestion. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today on the Hidden Almanac, we will recount the flight of Saul Rothchilde’s amazing machine, as well as the history of the Wicker Man of Echo Harbour. It is also the Feast Day of St. Chelonia. And in the garden, flies can be an issue. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today in history, the last performance by composer Irving Fleming happened 100 years ago. There is also a turtle. It is also the feast day of St. Calliope. In the garden, we discuss deer prevention. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today we recount the Great Mime Uprising, and the history behind the Feast Day of St. Iridian. In the garden, the Harvest Moon is due, and we revisit the zucchini. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today is the anniversary of the sinking of the Remedial Stag, as well as the Feast Day of St. Fenester. And in the garden, it is cantaloupe season, if you time it right. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.
Today is Friday the 13th, and marks the anniversary of both the patent on “snow-wurst” and the founding of Wardinghurst Manor. It is also the Feast Day of St. Carmine, and a good day for gardening. Welcome to the Hidden Almanac.