The Justin Johnson Show: Recent Episodes
Justin J. Johnson
Allow Justin J. Johnson to take you on a virtual vocal adventure. What sounds will happen? Thoughts while he's walking? Random sounds? Nothing? Just nothing? Who knows!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson takes a rough walk in which he encounters numerous obstacles and comes to a starting realization about Apple.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why you should limit your eccentricities at 3 or less, but then realizes sometimes you just have to Mountain Dew it.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson is on a path to "I don't know" and he discusses drinking games, friends, thoughts, palm trees, guys atop a palm tree, economopoliticalness, car alarms, wage fairness, monkeys, squirrels and more!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson explores the obstacles hot sauce packets present, but is interrupted by siren machines.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson gives a year end wrap up! Don't get the flu, emergen-c, folk music, time traveling, hippy medicine, wellness formula, involuntarily drawing wolf rainbows, inspiration, cutting people off in monster trucks for McDonalds and more!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson can't stop getting bit by bugs, despite asking his not friends friends. Is this leading to the end of the world? Will bugs take over the world?!?
Comedian Justin J. Johnson returns to FORM and tells you about Tabasco Buffalo Hot Sauce! Spoiler Alert: it's dope as shit!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson makes gross noises, sinus problems, new iPhones, breaking it to you, breaking it down, being below average, sneezing, and lovely attire.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses what the spices of life are, why salt makes you stupid and what it is, mo money mo problems, and Jesus Christ driving a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
Mr. Olsen's "A Teacher's Audio Diary." Principal Smith has instructed Mr. Olsen to keep an audio diary after many encounters with a student, Leif Ericson. Apparently Leif has been playing pranks on Mr. Olsen.
*Warning - Mr. Olsen uses foul language. He's going through a rough time, so give him a break.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the rejected version of Christmas Time is Here, a new character for Google, woves, post Christmas Christmas Tree lots, puddles, and what's best to order at Chipotle.
Why call this a demo? I'm not sure, I'm sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here's a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album...we'll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says "ho, ho, ho," lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!
Why call this a demo? I'm not sure, I'm sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here's a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album...we'll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson
Comedian Justin J. Johnson takes a boring experience and makes it ELECTRIFYING by playing guitar and harmonica while he tells it.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses things people say, Helen Keller, wearing dresses, Google, why nobody Google's Justin J. Johnson, the end of the world, and muu muu's.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A's, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses being missing, finding Jesus, the Jesus manhunt, the movie It Could Happen To You, and gives away the best idea ever involving cross dressing and Nicolas Cage!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.
Sometimes ladies call Jim. Sometimes he doesn't pick up. Sometimes they express their gratitude for The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses things people don't see every day, creates a game, brooms, amiright, U2, radio, Bono, and girls with hula hoops.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses "wassup" movies on FunnyOrDie, low quality, high quality, iPads, feel like, think that, you get it.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how kids are communicating about eating, as well as why having AAA will save you and the world. (He forgot that he already thinks Kevin James will probably save the world)
Comedian Justin J. Johnson checks in after a quick run, for a quick Captain's Log. Things discussed include ham in the shower.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Kevin James is going to save the world...here's a hint, his sculpted pudge.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson ruminates after a super high runners high. Will he outrun the apocalypse? Will he do karate? Middle road running.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson talks while he walks. Topics include identity theft and other stuff.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson starts recording his walks. What is this? A podcast? Nope. Is it an audio walk? Nope. Who knows what this is!