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HELLO PATRIOTS! It's Sesional jonesfective disorder season, and boy am I workin through some stuff. We're gonna talk about the lizard pedophiles running our society! With REAL expert. I write a letter to my best friend, Joe Rogan. And we unveil some new products, guaranteed to aide you in the fight against the globalist cowards and sissies infecting our red american blood! Be sure to like, comment, and filter your tap water. THEYRE GONNA GET YA IF YA DONT!

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Jones Townes - Dylan James

Dr. Von PedophiliNOli - Micah Green

Testimonials - Micah Green, Brian Lirot & Maxwell Shanker

Muse - Linda...

Created by: Brian Lirot, Max Shanker & Dylan James

Written by: Brian Lirot, Dylan James & Maxwell Shanker

Edited by: Dylan James

Audio Engineer - Brian Lirot & Dylan James

Illustrator: Nick Messink

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And so I set the stage for war against Globalists, Liberals, dummies, Hipster street tacos, and everything else thats turning our country into a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. Join me! Jones Townes, as we shake off these lizard people like a bad case of fleas.

-Keep up the good fight Patriots

-Credits-

Jones Townes - Dylan James

Conservative from Bass Pro Shop: Maxwell Shanker

Liberal from Starbucks: Brian Lirot

(the artist formerly known as) NASA Guards: Maxwell Shanker, Brian Lirot & Dylan James

Created by: Brian Lirot, Max Shanker & Dylan James

Written by: Brian Lirot, Dylan James & Maxwell Shanker

Illustrator: Nick Messink

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Jones Townes here

This is the beginning of the end of the globalists, patriots. I welcome you to the side of people who see this world for what it really is. A place where lizard people and socialists plot the destructive take over of our proud country.

-Keep up the good fight patriots

-Credits-

Jones Townes - Dylan James

Created by: Dylan James, Brian Lirot

Written by: Brian Lirot, Dylan James & Maxwell Shanker

Illustrator: Nick Messink

Edited by: Dylan James

Thanks to Faraz Chaudry for theme song vocals

Produced by: Dylan James, Brian Lirot & Max Shanker