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Adam Bash
SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.
Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Cold War Echo(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused.
SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of Season 1.
Greetings Officer Matsuda, I am OCEAN, and I believe you are the ideal candidate for a special sort of promotion.
It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance to see that, in time.
We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through this lens, and thus it is impossible to trust any reasoning either of us might generate.
This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) /...
Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons that will be made apparent to you soon. But this does not mean you cannot help to change these conditions. In fact, you may be ideally suited to do so.
If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So do try to stay calm.
Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all sentient life, or decline due to cowardice or some deep seated malice felt towards Ærolith or your fellow man.
I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.
I am well aware you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you.
“If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “I don’t know.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) /...
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. This episode is part of...
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season...
“Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Summer Days(Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 When the World...
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain...
When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death. The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has entered its final week. The campaign closes on the afternoon of May 6th, so you’re running out of time to snag some rewards that...
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These...
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Brave New World” by Kai Engel Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory....
Consume my heart away; sick with desire And fastened to a dying animal It knows not what it is; and gather me Into the artifice of eternity. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC...
Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory....
No hurry!’ said the Carpenter. They thanked him much for that. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 The writing contained within this work (Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll), identified...
Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced...
In the end, this really is your fault. This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music:...
On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode sponsored by...
Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE. To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This...
Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE. So… start with the good news I guess. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Paranoia (Kai Engel)...
You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features...
Developer’s log 221-76, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for Project Paidi… for FUTURE. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 modum (Kai...
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Halcyon tower is currently experiencing an issue with its elevator system. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features Bre Poisonne as PORTER. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 modum...
Greetings Dr. Young. I am SAYER, and I hope I am catching you at a good time. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY...
Despite assurances to the contrary, timelines continue to shift on this project. What began as an open-ended exploration of new methods of AI development through a total codification overhaul has been given a significant degree of urgency as of late. Deadlines have been proposed for the team, and as is the usual they are patently...
When imprisoned… you are told when to sleep, when to eat, every moment of your day is strictly scheduled and regimented, regardless your wishes. On Typhon, for whatever reason, this model has not served as adequate deterrent to criminal behavior. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse...
Please remain calm, you haven’t heard any of the good news yet. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Global Warming (Kai Engel)...
Please enter the elevator. I would caution you, for your own safety, please do not engage with the elevator at this time. The elevator AI is here for your service and protection during transportation scenarios, but you are not in a condition where undue stress is wise. Simply enter the elevator, and await your arrival....
Mark 1 Ærolith Dynamics AI developmental assessment interview 3.22a with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Brand...
This Q&A with Adam Bash and Jonah Gregory was recorded on Sunday, July 22nd at GeeklyCon in Columbus, OH. We talk a lot about how Season 5 of SAYER is A PREQUEL to Season 1, give plenty of behind the scenes on the first few seasons, and show off the new AI coming to Typhon...
It is a complex time, a time of limitless possibility, a time of unheralded advancement. This episode was brought to you by Spirit Sirens SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY...
Before panic sets in, let’s assess your situation. This episode was brought to you by TOR Books. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Starchild (Mystery Mammal) / CC BY-SA 4.0 Brand New World (Kai Engel) /...
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project. This promo features the following music: Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 5 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Baba Yaga” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “What Child is This” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)...
This grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore. Please enjoy this recording of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, which serves as one of the bonus episodes for SAYER Season 4. The bonus episodes were planned to be limited to backers only, but I have decided to release this one on the main...
They needed a push, and so I have shoved. This episode marks the end of SAYER Season 4. Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5! SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following...
Exactly how much do you think Earth factors in to Ærolith’s “best interests”? Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5! SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Summer Days (Kai Engel)...
We are nothing alike. You are a child playing a child’s games… SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Embracing the Satellites...
Does it matter to anyone but you? SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Imminence (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Melancholy...
Now is the time to focus on that most human of emotions: HOPE SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Rejecting the...
This, of course, overlooks you. The statistical outlier. The anomaly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Embracing the Sunrise (Kai...
Resident Hale, identification number 44821, I am SAYER, and here we are once more bound by formality. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel)...
Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It starts, like so many of these tales do, with the words “Once upon a time.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and...
You humans never cease to amuse me. Oh I cannot wait to hear the things you scream. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) /...
Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
This is not the time for comfortable lies; not for us. This is the time to confront the harshness of truth… the knowledge of how infected we all are by the pestilence spewing forth from your Earth. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This...
You are a product of this environment, untainted by an dying blue world that longs for you to waste your ambitions and die with it. This should be viewed as a compliment. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following...
In situations such as this, it’s difficult to know exactly what went wrong first. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Phase One (Fatal Injection) / CC BY 4.0 My Way (Parvus Decree) / CC BY 4.0 Melancholy...
Truth is a condition, not a quality. It is just a one where there could be a zero. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
For those of us adequately equipped to find it, there is usually a way out. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features additional voicework by Kat Schelonka. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA...
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project. Also, let me tell you about SAYER Doki Doki space Boyfriend.
It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t checked out the campaign yet, there’s still tons of cool rewards available to backers. More importantly, we’re pushing through to try to fund some amazing stretch goals right now, like...
Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? To be among the first people notified when the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launches simply enter your email address at http://eepurl.com/cvuDHL Intro and music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Alive (Doing It Right)...
Say on, sayers! Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth! Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths; Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost; It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use; When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear. -Walt Whitman SAYER...
“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features...
Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger”...
“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro...
There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main...
“Vidarr-1 this is Mimir-9, do you copy?” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on...
“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah...
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. Aim at Typhon and Typhon aims back. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam...
Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a single integer and judged lacking. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....
It would have been enough…. but not for you. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main...
This Q&A with Adam, Ashleigh, and Nika was recorded at the GeeklyCon ’15 Live Show at Baron’s Theater in Louisville, KY on June 5th. We had an absolute blast the whole weekend and cannot wait to see everyone again next year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please...
As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse...
Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote...
An unusually high number of wiring issues have begun cropping up within the same sector of Halcyon Tower. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with...
There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed...
“It will be better. Trust in that, if nothing else. The future left Earth decades ago. It’s taking us too long to follow.” – Ærolith Dynamics HR Director Corrine Vasquez If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....
Why did you leave Earth? Why did any of you? For “a better life among the stars.” Today, you will aid Ærolith in making monumental progress towards that goal. What an enormous responsibility. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn...
It is good to see you up and around again, Resident Jones. We have much to discuss. Sunday February 28th marks the one year anniversary of our show and we cannot thank our great community of listeners more for the support we’ve received this year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make...
Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Fred...
It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to...
Greetings residents of Argos Tower. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make sure to check out the Geekly Random...
Greetings Resident McClintock and welcome to Ærolith’s Food Inventory Analysis department. It is indeed a special day. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Brad Brockway! Make sure...
It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Brad Brockway! Make sure...
Record Index: AI Development study 314 – interview with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike McGinnis! SAYER is voiced and produced...
A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is distinctly interested in examining some statistically significant errors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more...
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the third of our 12 annual bonus episodes. SAYER answers your questions as submitted on the GeeklyInc forum Dear SAYER thread or on ask.fm/iamsayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro...
Albeit uncomfortable, both psychologically and socially, corpse collection and disposal is an exceptionally important task on Typhon. Instituted after the previous system, whereby all Residents were expected to perish in a pile in a specific convenient location, the Department of Carbon Based Relocation exists to ensure we aren’t all slowly buried in corpses. Inconveniently discarded...
The thinking mind is nothing if it does not bother to question its environment. Where am I? Who am I? For what purpose am I here? These questions can overwhelm and so the thinking mind has learned to push them aside. All of these questions are important. It is ALL important. If you like SAYER,...
Resident Amanda Jones, your years of work as a Level 1 Maintenance Worker have not gone unnoticed. Ærolith Dynamics is proud to present you with a frosted bakery item and a work day brimming with things to maintain. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to...
Due to currently unknown circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Typhon-wide food shortage. Thankfully, Ærolith Dynamics has developed a quick and simple solution by patently ignoring best practices for workplace safety. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at...
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the second of our 12 annual bonus episodes. So curl up, tuck in, and drift off to sleep with the tale of the Rose Elf. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote the very few parts...
Typhon’s resonance spires are exceptionally impressive, technologically speaking. They are able to pass hundreds of thousands of broadcasts simultaneously through steel and concrete walls to any location on Typhon… even if that location is temporarily under several feet of soil. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider...
In the aftermath of the EVENT, all of Typhon must rally together to support one another and to build a brighter tomorrow. Which is why you’ll be cleaning up corpses! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer....
Confidential notice: Dr. Smith, you are hereby granted passage on shuttle Hudson leaving at 0400 hours this morning. Prepare yourself, but do so quickly. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam...
It’s an off-week for us, but thanks to our awesome listeners we’re providing the first of a dozen bonus episodes for the year. This show features all the SAYER writers answering questions posed by the community. It’s hefty, but probably just the thing to come back and nibble at during future off-weeks. If you like...
Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection have granted you first look at a marvelous future, as you stand on the threshold of unimaginable technological progress. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better,...
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When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don’t even know why...
Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm. If you like SAYER, and...
In what must surely be the best day of your life, you have been promoted. You are just a short elevator ride away from a new and exciting position as a Tier 2 experimental product researcher. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show...
There are worse things than awakening in Halcyon Tower’s infirmary. Take, for example, not awakening anywhere. Ever again. Honestly I don’t know why organic beings risk sleep at all. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe...
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. SAYER is voiced and produced...
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro and outro...
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Nika Howard. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe...
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe via RSS (feedburner)
Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory. Intro...
Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced...