Join Ruby and Jack for a road trip around this great-southern-sunburnt-lucky-down-under-land we call Straya! We’re here for your fortnightly dose of uninformed advice, obscure Australian references, and bogan couture. This winnebago is packed full of nostalgia, hop in girls!
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Come with me, Ruby Teys, as we ride around Australia collecting everyone's most embarrassing stories.
We are catapulted into adulthood with no manual, guarantees or grace. The only way to really figure out growing up is by burning some bridges, face planting some pavements or getting caught red handed!
Whether it's the classic coming of age story or that cliché entanglement we seem to get mixed up in.
The rose coloured glasses have come off, so let's compare notes, sit back and have a laugh!
Let's look back at our most cringe moments!
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EVERY ALLEGATION MADE AGAINST ANY WASHED UP ROCK STARS WITH EYELINER ON THE WATERLINE IN THIS EPISODE IS PIGGY WIGGLE HOGS BOSCH (unless you're a misogynist and you've been in a sex dungeon for two weeks straight.)
Where the Steel meets the Sea, Dogs wear tap shoes and Norris' knock off their own Nuts!
Twelfth Stop: Newcastle, NSW 2300.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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The Brown Snake, The Butt Hole, The Big Toad...
Fortitude Valley's finest!
Eleventh Stop: Brisbane, QLD 4001.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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The ski fields are usually roped off exclusively for Australia's elite.
Well, they were...UNTIL NOW!
Tenth Stop: Jindabyne, NSW 2627.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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We pay tribute to our sweet prince,
by scattering his beloved ashes in New South Wale's shittiest national park.
Ninth Stop: Lane Cove, NSW 2066.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the hottest richest filthiest housewife of all?
Eighth Stop: Toorak, VIC 3142.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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The land of the Nationals and the oldest Chinese Cuisines.
The honey king prawns of the Golden Dragon, the sweat and sour at the Four Seas.
Seventh Stop: Dubbo, NSW 2620.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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The lights are on, but no one is home...
They've gone to Goodberry's.
Sixth Stop: Queanbeyan, NSW 2830.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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Before we head down the Federal Highway, there is some serious business to be settled!
We revisit a time Ruby would much rather forget... 7 and a half years have passed, but will sparks still fly between the Bachelorette and her long lost lover?
A quick pit stop at our PO BOX to answer any and all of your physical letters!
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TRIGGER WARNING: The death of a loved one.
Does the Spirit of Tasmania have a class system?
Because I want to go with the Irish dancers.
Fourth Stop: Cradle Mountain, TAS 7306.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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Dig deep enough in a white man’s whole…
You might find a pearler,
You might find a terder,
That very deep crack,
Might cradle a cursor…
Third Stop: Coober Pedy, SA 5723.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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Some kids have a Bat Mitzvah, a Rumspringa, a Quinceanera or a Super Sweet 16th.FOR US BOGÆNS - It’s Schoolies. The red frogs, the fingering of the wrong holes, the Smirnoff Double blacks.Who will gain entry into the Wellness retreat and who is going back to Cheeky Monkeys?
Second Stop: Mullumbimby, NSW 2482.
We’re Goin’ Troppo.
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Let's get this road trip started!
First stop: Bowral, 2576, NSW.
We take a pitstop at the infamous Little Miss Southern Highlands Pageant. Who will take the crown? Probably Jack.
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New chapter, same smexy ass attitude. We've packed up the virtual winnebago to travel all around the country, and the best part is: You're all invited! Join us for brand new bogan-couture adventures and uniformed advice every fortnight. Vroom Vroom baby!
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No, we're not talking about that Coldplay song they play during sad scenes in Australian soap operas. We're talking about actual science! Your top questions about sex, bugs, aliens, slime and climate change will be answered. Once and for all. Discretion advised.
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Happy Valentine’s!
We’re answering your questions about LOOOVE! From office romance to earth shakingly powerful orgasms, we’ve got it all covered.
Plus some wise words of advice from former Bachelor and now love guru- Matty J!
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The man, the myth, the party icon: Corey Worthington. What’s he hiding? Does he even like to party? Is Corey anti-truth? All of these questions and more probably won’t be answered.
Formerly known as The Great Australian Debate (Up Late)
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There's no denying Bindi and Bob Irwin are Australian royalty, but who will reign supreme in this croc-infested popularity contest?
DISCLAIMER: The Irwins were not involved in the creation of this episode. It's a loving tribute to a family we worship.
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It's finally here!
Investigative journalism at its worst.
Ruby and Jack delve into facts behind some of Australia’s most heated rivalries.
The ibis verses the common seagull, Dannii verses Kylie, Home and Away verses Neighbours and an Arnott’s Assorted Cream ultimate smackdown.
Questions that have ripped families apart will be settled; once and for all.
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