Patient Players: Recent Episodes
Daniel and Jordan
Daniel and Jordan love games, love talking about them and most of all they love you. The best gaming experiences or stories often come not from the hottest trends or newest games but from old classics that still hold up or discounted gems. Whether getting excited about bizarre crab games or finding great deals, there's always something to talk about when you're a patient player.
Did we say this was a tri-weekly podcast? Because apparently we meant tri-monthly. In this episode, Jordan and Daniel break the ice as they tell us how it may even become tri-yearly. And also video games. Duh.
When we said biweekly episodes we really meant triweekly... or not. Anyways we're back, and with a vengeance for cryptocurrencies everywhere. don't miss it or you'll be sad and stuff
The Bachelor Party’s are back with a vengeance as Daniel and Jordan hack and cough their way through discussions on Ray Tracing, Pokemon Snap, Subnautica Below Zero, Portal Reloaded and more!
Have you ever wished to be a gorilla playing tag all throughout your home? I sure haven’t, that sounds dumb. But not if you’re Daniel and his Oculus Quest 2! Learn how F A S T I N T E R N E T can keep your monkey toes anywhere! Also Jordan’s sick lol
Our first bi-weekly episode is packed full of revisiting some old favorites like Half Life Alyx, Hades, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hearthstone, Valheim and Omori. Also Evil Genius 2 came out and we completely forget until most of the way through the episode.
The Patient Players take on their VERY FIRST REVIEW! Hear the ins and outs about Supergiant’s Hades in this week’s main topic but prepare for some juicy talk about Valheim servers running on a Raspberry Pi with Windows 10 and a special Playstation Surpri5
The Patient Players express a little format flexibility as we bring our first episode based on a discussion topic your way! Come talk about our favorite topic, Nintendo stank turds
Jordan jumps in with Daniel and tries out Valheim as well as ANOTHER GAME THAT IS A SURPRISE AND DEFINITELY NOT IN THE TITLE
After the tragedy of the lost episode 71, the Patient Players are back with big announcements and even bigger conversations about video games like Valheim, Pokemon Legends Arceus, Gunfire Reborn and even more!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Try-hard." "Try-hard who?" "I'm daniel and I'm a try-hard, even on accident when I can't find the crouch or dash buttons in my video games." Lol gottem. Only on patient players podcast.
Daniel is back to get to the real points we’ve all wanted to talk about like Yu-Gi-Oh, what is the best modern retro ninja game and Jordan finds a way to somehow keep playing Animal Crossing.
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For the first time ever, guest star Keaton is INVITED to the show to discuss everything tasty, delicious, and Nintendo with Jordan in this week's Patient Players episode!
Daniel and Jordan check in on the state of their favorite class based shooter Overwatch and Daniel tries very hard to convince Jordan to try Yu-Gi-Oh.
The Patient Player boys put off important things like playing new video games to discover picross and Minecraft. Also Daniel kills God or becomes God or something, he’s not really sure.
Happy new year to all! Come hear about the Christmas goodies and winter break video games that Daniel and Jordan have been enjoying!
Ho ho ho and a new year to our listeners. Hopefully a happy one. Just like this episode: a happy episode on our favorite games that we played in 2020!
Ho ho ho, and a happy Patient Playing! What's going on this week at PP HQ? We got your Overwatch, we got your JRPGs, your dragons, and most of all: that Holiday spirit. <3 (I hate writing these)
Jordan discusses the Master Chef and his oinkie in Fortnite while Daniel keeps playing his Switch while paying for everyone’s online service
No power on earth can stop the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda from conquering the galaxy as Patient Player Jordan falls to their marketability. Daniel buys, like a lot of Switch games. He forgot to mention that he bought Transistor in the show.
What's kinda bug AND kinda snack? Well it's not Jordan or Daniel, but you'll find out in this tasty episode on all the best cyber Monday deals!
What is the essence of patient playing? Jordan and his naughty Luigi can’t tell you as we discuss the PS5 he just bought as well as why he won’t just friggin’ play Haes. Also Daniel buys an anime game.
Who doesn’t love hating on scalpers? Why would Daniel spend more on a free game than on 7 new ones? When will Jordan finally play Hades? Who’s your favorite warchief?
In this episode Daniel has returned from the magical kingdom of Hades and also Disney World while the Patient Players discuss the VR future of arcades, fun Halloween Minecraft times and answer questions about their dream consoles.
Spoopy month ends with a bang and a whole lot of gaming deals! Control cloud edition hits the Nintendo Switch, Jordan gets really good at claw games and Daniel can’t stop killing titans and talking about VR a whole bunch.
The creaking hinges of the Patient Players vault open once again to talk about the newest Pokemon DLC. Daniel once again discovers what he loves about VR with the Oculus Quest 2 and a whole lot of Spoopy deals come our way just in time for Halloween.
Daniel does his best to give a comprehensive explanation of this strange “Breath of the Weeaboo” we’ve all been hearing bout and Jordan talks about the fun of a truly early Early Access game!
What’s more patient than Minecraft updates, free anime games and a whole lot of monthly subscription freebies? We’ve made an episode for every week of the year and we made this episode because we love you.
I love when Daniel forgets to write an episode description; it's the best! But that's ok, because now I can call him a stinky butt-lovin nugget bucket of squirrel tails right here for everyone to see. Also we talk about video games.
Do you have any idea how much an abyssal port connection costs? Doesn't matter, because it's time for Friend Keaton's All-Anime Podcast (unless we can help it) in this special 50th episode of Patient Players.
This week on the Patient Players Podcast: Daniel finishes Undertale and Mortal Shell, explores the new battle royale Spellbreak, while Jordan discusses his career in conducting trains and driving in Smash Bros. Ultimate
What do $1500 video cards, Japanese Italian plumbers from New York and artificial scarcity economics have in common? Well they’re all in this podcast somehow! Oh yah and Jordan gets a girlfriend.
What is going on with Mortal Shell? Come find out while Jordan and Daniel discuss games new and old but as always return to the most important topic: crabs.
Jordan’s back with plenty of games to talk about with his pals LEGO™ Mario and Daniel including Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020, the Oculus Quest, Heroes of the Storm and Dead Cells
Featuring a special nerdy guest (Imran from the Jock and Nerd Podcast) on this week’s episode Daniel gives his impressions on playing The Messenger on Xbox Gamepass.
Va-K-tion Gameboy SP Elitism Gourmet Feta Cheese Throne Where’s Satan?! Responsible Podcast Parents
Daniel and Jordan show a little love to Microsoft (and Mario) this week as they talk about Paper Mario, deals they found on Gamepass, new games from the Game Showcase and... an old DS games?
Why are Jordan and Daniel on their phones so much? What problems in your life are you going to point a lightning gun at?... Besides the Internal Pommeranians of course. Find out in this week’s episode!
After a much needed week off the boys are back, Daniel and Jordan talk through a plethora of exciting games and updates like Bloons 6, Nintendo Switches in every household and somehow Nier Automata comes up again. Play Celeste.
Dust off those monsters in your pocket because Jordan gets to talk about all things Pokemon like Cafes, MOBAs and lots of flat ground. Daniel takes a break from the quarantine to hunt monsters, experience the plague and browse the Steam summer sale.
What do Star Wars, Monster Hunter, and Pokemon have in common? Nothing! But Daniel didn't write the description this week so I guess I'm doing it. Join your co-hosts in this week's episode on games and stuff I guess. I mean it's the usual stuff man.
We hope your Monday isn't feeling maggoty--but if it is, Jordan and Daniel are here to bring in the heat in this weeks episode of all things games, deals, and a world of monster hunting.
Come listen to these sweet new Podcast tunes courtesy of David Irizarry Music! Daniel and Jordan talk about, like, 15 different games this week, it’s a rollercoaster episode for sure!
Do you like cookies? Granny D certainly does. With a whole bunch of games to talk about Jordan and Daniel discuss wifi drivers, climbing ranks and the newest game from Mojang!
“Make the description two sentences” they said. “It doesn’t have to be complicated they said” like the don't even appreciate the richness and depth of a well made description. Well join Daniel and Jordan this week as we dive into heated discussions about
We’re live once again in week #2 of our new live podcast format! This week we dive into the newest hottest games like the Gamecube, and SNES Kirby... and Chess! Hear about the Journey’s End update to Terraria and some hot Epic Games deals this week.
Out of NOWHERE Jordan and Daniel hit you with the first ever LIVE RECORDED Patient Players episode ever! Come pretend to see our faces as you listen to this audio-only experience.
May the second be with you! It's a new month, which means NEW DEALS! Luckily Jordan and Daniel are here to show you what's poppin jimbo to save you from spending all those hard-earned bells.
Join Daniel and Jordan on this week’s episode to learn life lessons about never giving up and never trusting strangers that aren’t TACOCHEIF
Whether it’s building a genre cake, not playing games, thinking too hard about Pokemon or asking for tips in bells, Jordan and Daniel have you covered on this week’s episode!
Come join Daniel and Jordan on this special episode where we explore our top 10 favorite games... of all time. ALL TIME.
The quarantine carries on in this week’s episode of Patient Players. Join the boys in yet another exciting week of all things Pokemon, Animal crossing, and Mount & Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Jordan and Daniel settle in to some old favorites with Pokémon, Animal Crossing and Mount and Blade coming back on the horizon. Come learn about the poor qualities of life and nasty rumors about Daniel being a try-hard as we forget to tell you our email
Get your ear holes ready for this week’s dose of Daniel and Jordan as the power of love and gaming breaks through the quarantine straight into your life. Daniel puts his first game in the vault and Jordan discovers the secret of his Irish heritage.
From the faraway land of New Orleans to your ears, Jordan and Daniel deliver gaming knowledge about every range of topics (or just Pokemon). Which Pokemon is Jordan? Is Daniel a tryhard? IS THE MAN WITH THE GOATEE REALLY EVIL? Find out on Patient Players.
What’s better than one famous guest star on your podcast? How about two!... but one of them is dead. Join Daniel, Kyle and Marien as we explore the depths of March’s free games and discuss sleep deprivation and CRPGs.
Join Daniel and a certain short-term cooking crazed guest this week as we discuss exploding batteries, the Tetris effect but it’s Terraria, bizarre fighting games and Jordan’s favorite waifu.
Love is in the air with the Patient Players on this week's episode, so throw away those carbohydrates and grab your blender because it's time for mashed califlower, loads of great free games, and a touch of Mario Kart IRL.
We return from the void! After a month of hiatus due to server problems, Jordan and Daniel have so much to discuss! Sit down on your oddly comfortable Shikibutons and hear about February’s free games and all the games they’ve played during the break.
Have you had fried chicken this week? I know I have. Tune in this week to hear about Jordan’s health problems, Daniel’s sickly situation, and first time guest-star Samuel’s fortnights of Fortnite.
Holiday cheer abounds and so do juicy game giveaways. Join Daniel and a special guest back from the dead to discuss games like Halo and Bioshock while we barter over and Oculus Quest with a stranger.
Between the game awards and VR madness, this episode is jam packed with excitement. What has K discovered in the void this week? How much Pokemon has Jordan played. Find out now!
What do you want for Christmas? Jordan and Daniel want ice-themed DLC and some self-arranged marriages during this winter seasons.
While it’s no Disney’s Bolt™, Daniel finds some more value in Microsoft’s PC offerings while Jordan plays pokemon….. Again?
How many Risk of Rains fit on your hard drives, babycakes? Hear about Jordan’s dreaded cereal phenomenon and Daniel’s quest for a Quest in this week’s episode of Patient Players!
What does Pokemon Sword and Shield have in common with Daniel’s dinner? Nothing! But it makes a great segue! Tune in to this super long episode because we missed last week to hear about Metal Gear, Hearthstone, VR, and chimichangas. Minus that last one.
It’s post-modern week as the Patient Players say farewell to Halloween and welcome in a new era of free and discounted games. Join Daniel, Jordan, and guest Marien as they discuss all the games from Overwatch 2 to the out-of-beta Planet Zoo
Jordan and Daniel welcome a real life ghost onto the podcast for this spooky Halloween Episode.
Get caught up on cookies and fitness at the same tiem with Jordan and Daniel on this week’s episode.
Funk and Love return when Jordan and Daniel bring you into the double digits on episode 10! Hear about some of our favorite games of all time whether they’re on modern platforms or ripped from ancient GameCube discs.
Start your spooky month off right with the Patient Players podcast where we talk about cookies, crabs, and the never-ending horror of a relationship with the abyss. With Borderlands, Overwatch and Cuptale, we have a little something for everyone.
Grab your giant turkey (or goose) legs and get krunk on lemonade with Jordan and Daniel this week as our patience is rewarded with many Apple Arcade gems, some ethically questionable Borderlands loot and a visit to Daniel’s old classic.
Hold your horses (and your cattle too) as Daniel and Jordan have their first ever patient guest, Marien, on the podcast!
Whether it’s sloths burning in the Amazon or Borderlands 3 being stuck at a post office, there’s plenty of things to bring you down this week, but Patient Players will always be there to bring your spirits back up.
It’s all things Nintendo on this week’s episode in addition to Remnant, Overwatch, and a thigh-strapping surprise that’s sure to get your joycons going.
Get your workout booty ready, ‘cause it’s time for warehouse management, crashing castles, and Ori and the Blind Forest on Switch. Also a bunch of other topics that I’ve totally forgotten. Idk, they don’t pay me enough to do this.
It’s time to put on your goggles and grab your lightsaber, because we’re going deep in the world of VR, Star Wars, and Mount & Blade on today’s episode of Patient Players.
Do you love kittens? Don't answer that - we know you do. Luckily for you hosts Daniel and Jordan are going to talk about kittens game, the Epic store and EVEN MORE CRABS in this week's episode of Patient Players
Overwatch, Animal Crossing, and Kingdom Come—we got it all! Get to know Daniel and Jordan a little bit better as they discuss their latest gaming stories, deals, and recommendations on the first episode of Patient Players.