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We discuss why the evil ones are so compelling. Sometimes you hate the antagonist, but sometimes you can't help but love him or her.

For the inaugural episode of the 9th Story Podcast, I'm joined by Red Horse Radio's Dr. Jon Towers (aka Jonny Axx), podcaster, indie comic artist, wrestler, subject of song, man of leisure and all around Badass. Find him at www.jonnyaxx.com

The subject is Dark Characters and what makes them compelling.

We discuss The Doctor's upcoming wedding and NASA's occult launch dates, then move on to talking about Dr. Lecter, Lex Luthor, Professor Moriarty, Kahn, Patrick Bateman, Leon/Martin Blank, Vito and Michael Corleone, and the Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger. | We answer the long standing question: What happens if Nazi's eat your sister. We talk about classy business cards for serial killers, tasty brains, and for some reason, Kurt Russell and Overboard. | The Doctor recommends skinning puppies and kicking babies, "That baby's got a knife!" | Giorgio A. Tsoukalos has amazing hair.

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Fairy Tales have become watered down and safe, but they were originally scary shit. Dark, evil, and brooding. And, the good guy didn't always win either...

For the second episode of the 9th Story Podcast, I'm joined by Mr. Craig Weber.

We discuss regrets and Craig's admiration of Dr. Towers. He shares some thoughts on Arthurian Legend, and we decide when it's OK for a fish to stab a prince in the chest.

We talk about Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, and why it's dangerous to sing Happy Birthday in public. We make excuses for Prince Charming, talk about drinking tea in Gentlemen's clubs and of the snot green sea.

We conjure up the specter of a lost episode and answer the long standing question: "What exactly are you a doctor of?" Craig channels that guy from the Electric Company.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos still has amazing hair and aliens get offended.

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It's a pop culture mishmash for Episode Three:

Pop Culture references you will find in the third episode of the “9th Story” podcast:

Limahl from Kajagoogoo, The NeverEnding Story, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Scatman Crothers, Charles Grodin, Dennis Farina, Midnight Run, Seems Like Old Times, Goldie Hawn, Chevy Chase, “Benson” himself – Robert Guillaume, Murphy Brown, Law and Order, Will Patton, The Woman in Red, The Lonely Guy, Playboy and/or Penthouse, Night Shift, Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton, Breaking Bad, The X-Files, The West Wing, Twin Peaks, David Lynch, Lost, Friday the 13th, Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, The Empire Strikes Back, J.J. Abrams, the Magical Mystery Tour…and of course, Morgan Freeman.

If you listen to this episode you will learn:

1.) Why Dr. Jon Towers may or may not be a cyborg.
2.) Why commutes would be less burdensome if there weren't as many other people on the road.
3.) Why Kurt Vonnegut was a cynical son-of-a-bitch.
4.) Why technology is here to stay and where it’s good and where it isn't.
5.) The “boobs or death” formula associated with horror movies.
6.) Why “Breaking Bad” can really be called a Comedy-Drama (like the cable guide says it is)
7.) Why David Lynch will just F**k with his viewers/readers.
8.) Why “Empire” may not be (much to the chagrin of millions) the best of the Star Wars films.
9.) How Stephen King’s “Night Shift” has nothing to do with Henry Winkler.
10.) We don’t have a Number 10. But, the show is 42 minutes and that counts for something. If we learned anything from Douglas Adams and the “Hitchhikers Guide To The Universe” it’s this: 42 is the answer to everything!

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An Episode of a new story called "The Ride" ~ by Dan Foytik

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Our Special Halloween Episode clocks in at just over an hour.

We explore a classic Kiss movie...maybe.

We enjoy a visit from "Gene Simmons," talk about a letter from a Knight of the British Empire with an addiction, and explore Halloween traditions and the movie by the same name.

Craig reveals that he owns a book and says Short-Round should have been beaten and left for the flies. Dan talks about the lady who fed Mr. Bigglesworth after midnight.

We introduce a new segment and both Dan and Craig say "I love you," to Dennis Miller.

Brought to you by the Sirs:

Sir Gandalph, Sir Picard, Sir Big Lips, Sir KITT, Sir Walrus, Sir Brady, Sir Dooku, Sir Rocket Man et al

Thanks to the Stepfather from the Caveman Mafia Podcast for a great station ID!

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A Story for All Hallow's Read

Written and performed by Dan Foytik.

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In Episode 5 of the 9th Story podcast, Dan and Craig break a lot of rules.

Most notably, they break the Golden Rule of Entertainment: Always leave the audience wanting more! This episode clocks in at nearly 90 minutes of King-Sized fun and folderal. So, grab a snack and a tasty beverage, gird your loins and hunker down for a bit of (mostly) wholesome entertainment. In addition to breaking that particular rule, Dan shares a story with the audience in which he breaks every one of Elmore Leonard's Ten Rules of Writing.

Get your very own copy here.

Craig talks a little bit about William Safire's "Fumblerules"

When you tune in this week, you'll also learn about great moments of unscripted dialogue from movies like "Jaws", "Caddyshack", "Empire Strikes Back" and "Taxi Driver," and the hosts briefly discuss Harrison Ford's lack of "intestinal fortitude" and, they make veiled references to a rumored love triangle between Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey and Ben Affleck.

There's another segment of the wildly popular "Use Your Allusion" and several references to Siskel and Ebert (but mostly Ebert - despite the fact that Siskel was our favorite!)

Other interesting tidbits from this week's show:

One host really flatters the writing skills of the other. And, you'll find out why one of us is a bit concerned about Victoria, why one of us may be deported to Canada after the show airs and, why Keanu Reeves moved in and out of a Southern accent in "Devil's Advocate" (OK. We don't really reveal "why" he moved in and out of the accent...we simply draw attention to it.)

And, if you stick around to the end, you get to hear "a" National Anthem. We're not saying which nation though.

Brought to you by the RCMP, Hey Buddy, Hey Pal, Geddy Lee, Gary Busey, SCTV, Hoser, and the crew at Bob's Only Very Slightly Low on Air Red Bouncey Balls .

Starring: The Chief, Little Bob and Victoria

Thanks to the Stepfather from the Caveman Mafia Podcast for a great station ID!

Also thanks to "Gary Busey" for a poorly impersonated celebrity endorsement.

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It's the 50th anniversary of JFK's assassination and, the hosts at 9th Story are, like the rest of the media, caving in and doing a show all about that subject. Why should you listen to it? What ground are they going to break? Well, I don't think any other JFK coverage is going to nicely segue between "I Dream of Jeannie" and November 22, 1963 as smoothly as they do. Plus, you'll learn a little bit about the trouble with euphemisms...or, the fun with euphemisms...depending upon your perspective.

Did aliens kill Kennedy? Why can paper result in a harrassment suit? When is 50 years longer than 50 years? Why did Tony really want that bottle? How many hobos are there in a 9th Story podcast? And, do you like things that come in two parts?

Go to www.9thstory.com for the show notes - all will be posted after the final segment airs tomorrow. Follow us on Twitter @9thstory

If you like our show try the guys at thecavemanmafia.com and the Doctor at www.jonnyaxx.com

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We continue our discussion on JFK, and the Sixties.

Head on over to www.9thstory.com for the show notes.

This episode features a little love for a friend of the show and his theme song (sans lyrics). Find the music with lyrics in all it's glory, here: "Red Horse Rising" by X-PROPH3T - http://www.reverbnation.com/xproph3t/song/18404866-red-horse-rising.

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9th Story Season One, Episode Seven

It's the holiday season! For Episode Seven we discus Neil Gaiman - a lot. Dan interviews David Nasaw (Time Stamp 26.00 Minutes). Later, we test the sense of humor of our British listeners.

  1. "Nicholas Was..." Neil Gaiman: www.neilgaiman.com

  2. "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" - Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech.com

  3. "Disco Con Tutti" - Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech.com

  4. Loki's Fate: Loki being captured, they took him to a certain cavern, and they took three rocks, through each of which they bored a hole. Then they took Loki's sons Vali and Nari, and having changed Vali into a wolf, he tore his brother Nari into pieces. Then the gods took his intestines and bound Loki with them to the three stones, and they changed the cord into bands of iron. Skadi then took a serpent and suspended it over Loki's head so that the venom drops from it on to his face. Siguna, Loki's wife, stands near him, and holds a dish receiving the venom as it falls, and when the dish is full she goes out and pours its contents away. While she is doing this, however, the venom falls on Loki, and causes him such intense pain that he writhes so that the earth is shaken as if by an earthquake.

There he lies till Ragnarök (the twilight of the gods).

  1. "Bass Walker" Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech.com

  2. "Philosophy of...": www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=popular%20Culture%20and%20Philosophy

  3. Snow Glass Apples: http://www.amazon.com/Smoke-Mirrors-Neil-Gaiman-ebook/dp/B000FC13UE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386522158&sr=8-1&keywords=smoke+and+mirrors

  4. "The Snow Queen" - Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech.com

  5. "Willow and the Light" - Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech.com

  6. Timestamp: 26.00 Minutes: Interview with Dr. David Nasaw: http://www.gc.cuny.edu/Page-Elements/Academics-Research-Centers-Initiatives/Doctoral-Programs/History/Faculty-Bios/David-Nasaw

  7. The Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P. Kennedy: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-patriarch-david-nasaw/1110782947?ean=9781594203763

  8. David Nasaw's other Works: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/david-nasaw

  9. Break: http://ccmixter.org/content/spinmeister/spinmeister_-_Unforgiven.mp3

  10. Use Your Allusion: Sea Change "Mining by Moonlight"

  11. "Five Armies" - Kevin MacLeod, Incompetech.com The Tempest, William Shakespeare

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Episode 8: Insanity

Ms. Melanie Friedrich stops by the 9th Story Studios for a chat on insanity.

Discussion Topics:

  1. List of Commitment Reasons: Be amazed by the reasons why you might be nuts. http://www.appalachianhistory.net/2008/12/125-reasons-youll-get-sent-to-lunatic.html
  2. Crazy Love: Dan Recounts a tale of a cowboy hat wearing "pregnant" woman from his time in Arizona.
  3. Insane Fictional Characters - we talk about Sherlock Holmes, Glenda the "Good Witch" and The Little Mermaid. Inspired by Cracked: http://www.cracked.com/article_19336_6-beloved-characters-that-had-undiagnosed-mental-illnesses_p2.html
  4. Letter of Circumstances: A Tale of Intrigue. This delightful romp is purportedly a real letter recounting a tale of woe. It has Gangsters, Peashooters, Rape, Poisonings, Wallpaper, LSD, Rohypnol, Gangsters, Rape, The Oklahoma City Bombing, Thugs, Rape, Gangsters, report cards, and more. Also, it has Rape and Gangsters.

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Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

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incompetch.com

1. "Steel and Seething"

2. "Covert Affair"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod.

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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"The Screenplay" Original Story Concept by Charles Rakiecz (C) 2012

A Collaborative Story written by:

Charles Rakiecz

Uhurina Swann

Dan Foytik

Mark Seeley

Cindy Niespodzianski

"The Screenplay" is a work of fiction and in no way attempts to depict events in real life. All characters are either completely fictional, or are used in a satiric and fictitious manner.

Audio Production recorded in 9th Story Studios December 21, 2013

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Read by Charles Rakiecz

Produced by Dan Foytik

(c) 2013 Charles Rakiecz

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

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1. "Bass Walker"

2. "Bicycle"

3. "Cool Vibes"

4. "Covert Affair"

5. "Faster Does It"

6. "Ibn Al-Noor"

7. "Improv for Evil"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod.

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

incompetch.com

For a full list of music used in the intro and outro, visit www.9thstory.com.

Read and produced as a gift for:

Uhurina, Mark, and Cindy

Thanks for years of stories, support, fun, feedback, and friendship!

Merry Christmas!

From Chuck and Dan

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Episode 9: Demons, Dolls, and Nelson W. Pyles

A New Year, and a new episode of the 9th Story Podcast!

For Episode Nine, Author and Podcaster Nelson W. Pyles stops by to talk about writing, demons, The Demon, horror, and why some writers run bubble baths before they write.

Discussion Topics:

This episode is break free - just a full-on hour of great discussion with Nelson. We discuss writing, what makes horror horror, what’s missing in self publishing, why you should talk to your kids like they’re people, unwanted success in music, and more.

Pick up Nelson’s debut novel Demons, Dolls, and Milkshakes

  • Here: http://www.postmortem-press.com/our-books.php
  • Or Here: http://www.amazon.com/Demons-Dolls-Milkshakes-Nelson-Pyles/dp/0615876986/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1388636818&sr=1-1

Listen to Nelson read great horror fiction on The Wicked Library:

  • Listen:http://www.hipcast.com/podcast/Hp3yJb
  • See: http://society13network.wordpress.com/

Nelson’s reluctant success as a musician:

  • http://www.reverbnation.com/xproph3t

Find Nelson’s work on Facebook and twitter:

  • https://www.facebook.com/nelsonwpyles
  • https://www.facebook.com/TheWickedLibrary
  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Society-13-Podcast-Network/307752162660894

Nelson’s friends:

  • Maddie Von Stark: http://maddievonstark.wordpress.com/
  • The Sexy Biker Chick: http://www.bicproductions.com/biker-radio/djs/dj-sexy-rocker-chick/

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

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www.incompetch.com

  1. "Dirt Rhodes" (Left channel only)

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod.

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incompetch.com

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Music Courtesy of Scomber, 2009
Licensed under Creative Commons

  1. "I Am Stretched On Your Grave"
    Scomber 2009 - Licensed under Creative Commons

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For Episode X, the recurring theme to this week’s episode is “discomfort” – Not the red, itchy, swollen discomfort that may immediately leap to mind when you hear that word. Instead, we are talking about certain techniques employed by performers to create tension with the audience.

The 9th Story Global Alienation Plan continues. This week: France

Discussion Topics:

  • Craig tells a story using a bit from stand-up comedian Gilbert Gottfried. We discuss his technique (e.g. gimmick) of beating something to death in order to a.) make others “get the joke”, b.) create tension with the audience or c.) simply prove that one is an untalented buffoon who likes to throw around the “C” word. (And no, the “C” word isn’t cancer)
  • While discussing “discomfort” the 9th Story hosts also talk about those seminal moments in one’s life where a young boy first sees boobs while watching TV with his parents.
  • We discuss writing as a metaphor for life. Do you begin with “the end” in mind or, do you just let characters evolve and drive the plot, as though every page was a new day?
  • We talk about writing rituals and ponder whether Dan writes in the nude (and we perish the thought about what happens if he does).
  • We discuss that moment where Gary Busey’s agent explained to him the script from David Lynch’s “Lost Highway” and how the film may have been funnier if Bill Pullman turned into Bill Paxton; instead of turning into Balthazar Getty.
  • We discuss the power of the edit: Brought to our listeners from the groundbreaking concept of having a beginning, a middle and an end to any story. And, short of that, we think it’s best to at least have an outline -Craig does anyway.
  • Craig continues his “Crusade” to convince Dan and others that there are some redeeming, storytelling elements hidden in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. (But, in order to find them, you have to be an archaeologist and, you have to "Get out of the library!")
  • We discuss “Hypocrisy in Fandom” – Why do fans get pissed when their favorite performers take an unexpected right turn and, why do fans get pissed when they don’t?
  • And, we discuss what is or isn't a spoiler? To discuss it much further here would be, well, a spoiler.

Stay tuned until the very end of the episode in order to hear the extended remix of “The 9th Story Discomfort Dirge” AKA "The Fifth Finger" (In technical music terms, it’s really not a dirge. But, you have to listen to figure that out). We double dog dare you to listen to the whole thing.

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS If You Can Talk You Can Write

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com
"The Snow Queen"
"Night on the Docks" (Trumpet)

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com
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Music Courtesy of Down With Ben, 2013Licensed under Creative Commons
"Wash Your Hands"
Down with Ben 2013

Music Courtesy of Citizen Nyx, 2007Licensed under Creative Commons
"Undercover"
Citizen Nyx, 2007

Music Courtesy of Foytik-WeberFeaturing Symphony No. 5 (Beethoven)
"The Fifth Finger"
Foytik-Weber (c) 2014

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Episode 11: Jobs, Authors, and the Magic of Nine

For Episode Eleven, we had some great ideas about incorporating certain music elements to underscore the importance of the work of the great author, Sammy Hagar. Unfortunately, we encountered a few legal set-backs which gave us a moment to recount the work of Billy Shakespeare who, in Henry VI wrote “…kill all the lawyers.”

Discussion Topics:

The legal set-backs notwithstanding, we were still able to focus on the mathematical wizardry kickin’ around in the cranium of the aforementioned Red Rocker: Sammy Hagar.

Aside from Craig and Dan, guess who else loves Sammy Hagar: Emeril Lagasse. BAM!

The hosts at 9th Story love the number “9” as much as Sammy does. Why? Because 4 x 9 = 36. And, 3 + 6= 9. And, 9 x 6 = 54. And, 5 + 4 = 9. Get it? It’s magic! BAM!

The main topic of episode eleven’s second segment is the career choices of noted authors before they became noted authors. We talk about Carroll, Vonnegut, Grisham, Salinger, Tolkien and others.

In this discussion we pose a lot of great questions and make some fascinating and scintillating observations, including:

• Are there some books you would rather eat than read?

• Is Euclidean a dirty word?

• Oxford University has some bright guys amongst its faculty and student body.

• What happened to us as a people?

• Did Lewis Carroll do his best writing after he was dead?

• Was Tolkien the inspiration for Deep Purple’s “Knocking At Your Back Door” because he was,

after all, a common, cunning, linguist and a master of many tongues.

• Why is Tolkien revered as a great author and Lucas is a writer of gibberish?

• Was JD Salinger a pre-cursor to Julie McCoy from “The Love Boat”?

• Was Harper Lee responsible for McCartney’s dreadful flight on BOAC?

In the "Use Your Allusion" segment we dissect Shelley’s “Ozymandias” sonnet from 1818. We focus mostly upon its recent pop culture relevance in Breaking Bad. But, some listeners may also recognize the “Look on my works ye mighty…” from the opening of Chapter XI of “The Watchmen”

By the way, 1818…Really? That’s 1 + 8, which is 9…followed by another 1 + 8, which is also 9. Add the two nines and what do you get? 18. 1 + 8 is 9…It’s magic! Sammy Hagar is right! BAM!

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Links:

  1. “15 Famous Writers Who Worked Other Jobs To Pay The Bills” - by Vivian Giang
    http://www.businessinsider.com/first-jobs-of-famous-writers-2012-10?op=1#ixzz2rbYp3KXE
  2. “I Heart Classics - 13 Strange Lewis Carroll Facts You Never Knew”
    http://iheartclassics.tumblr.com/post/2961527036/13-strange-lewis-carroll-facts-you-never-knew

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

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www.incompetch.com

  1. "Gearhead"
  2. "Raw"
  3. "Take the Lead"
  4. "Mining by Moonlight"
  5. "Vulcan"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod.

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

incompetch.com

For a full list of music used in the Intro and Outro, visit www.9thstory.com.

Public Domain Music

"She's A Hum Dum Dinger" - by Jimmy Davis

https://archive.org

Music Courtesy of Pun

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  1. "Where Did the Love Go” (Trim & Pun Magic Lamp Mix) (ft. Coffeetrim)
    Pun, 2010, http://ccmixter.org/files/Pun/29245

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Episode 12: Heavy Pants with Jessica McHugh

For Episode Twelve, Authoress Jessica McHugh joins me to talk about being a writer, Werebees of London, kangaroos of unlikely colors, rabbits, strippers, a beverage you can drink while making sweet, sweet love, and whether or not people actually sniff coke off stripper’s asses.

She even reads a passage from her newest book, The Maiden Voyage: http://www.amazon.com/The-Maiden-Voyage-Jessica-McHugh-ebook/dp/B00HM8Q2YQ/

Best of all, she has three novels coming out this year, and will be in Pittsburgh for Horror Realm this year to connect with her fans. http://www.horrorrealmcon.com/

Discussion Topics:

Fresh out of Episode Eleven, Jessica plays along and tells us about her past careers including waitress, cabinet shop worker, and even creating primers for sequencing DNA, she’s done it all. She writes short stories, novels, horror, YA, erotica, and more. All work becomes play when you're Jessica. Oh yeah, and she was a stripper once upon a time.

She talks about how she writes, why she writes, and the importance of being open, honest and why you must continue to evolve as a writer. We discuss one of her favorite short stories, In the Silt. Listen to it on The Wicked Library. http://www.hipcast.com/podcast/HPvt5Dc4

I deliberately don’t ask her where she gets her ideas. Instead, we play with Butters and Cartman and, but her request, entertain Gary Busey for a few minutes.

Jessica also tells us why she loves Tarantino, Dahl, Stone & Parker, and Lovecraft.

Most of all, we just have a fun time! Come along for the ride and learn more about this fun and talented writer!

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Links:

  1. The official Jessica McHugh Website
    www.jessicamchughbooks.com/‎
  2. Jessica’s Amazon Page
    http://www.amazon.com/Jessica-McHugh/e/B003NUKAA4/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1
  3. Jessica on Facebook
    https://www.facebook.com/author.JessicaMcHugh
  4. Jessica on Twitter
    @theJessMcHugh

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

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www.incompetch.com

  1. "Acid Jazz"
  2. "The Hive"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod.

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incompetch.com

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Music Courtesy of Jeris

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  1. "Close to Mike (Jazz Mix)” Jeris, 2012, http://ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35686

Music Courtesy of EXPIRED MINDS

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  1. "Waiting in the Garden” EXPIRED MINDS, 2010, http://ccmixter.org/files/patientx/29211

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Episode 13: The Man Up Episode

We're a man up today - we're joined by Doctor Towers http://jonnyaxx.com/ for a two part episode - tune in for Part Two on Saturday.

In honor of The Doctor being in the studio, we borrow a page from his book and run right through the show with no edits. This episode is just like being in the studio live righht there with us, except it's taped, and we broke it into two parts, and we put music behind it...

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Produced by Dan Foytik

(c) 2014 Dan Foytik, Craig Weber, 9th Story

Music courtesy of X-Proph3t

  1. "Red Horse Rising"

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com

  1. "Niles Blues"

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The Result of a Challenge from Episode Seven, THe Stitcher in the Rye is a 100 word story, with analysis and discussion after.

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For Episode 13 we’re a man up as Doctor Towers joins us for a two part episode – this is Part Two!

Discussion Topics:

Dr. Jon Towers is back with us and if you tune in to the thrilling conclusion of Episode 13 of the 9th Story podcast, you will hear:

  • Dr. Towers plan for his first 180 days on the job at a major-label comic publisher.
  • Why pragmatism and realism are alive and well at the 9th Story and why you need to go to the 10th Story for tin-foil hat discussions.
  • Why labels and name-calling hinder good, solid debate and how we as a country got so far off kilter.
  • A liberal defending the actions of House Speaker John Boehner.
  • An old-timey true story about a career Democrat urging his constituents to vote for a Republican.
  • Why Ronald Reagan and Tip O’Neill were analogous to Wile E. Coyote and the Sheepdog.
  • Dr. Towers assembles a list of the Greatest Male Characters from Film and Literature. (Listeners will be intrigued by some of the unorthodox choices on this list)
  • How Frank Sinatra may have actually been the original John McClain.
  • What happens when you’re unemployed, growing a beard, listening to Nine Inch Nails and making soap.
  • When a New York method actor will actually ask to be shot in the face.
  • Why “man’s man” G. Gordon Liddy may have been influenced by T.E. Lawrence.
  • The similarity between the Pequod and the Battlestar Galactica.
  • While we all know that no one puts baby in a corner, we oftentimes forget that no one pencils a stripper like Frank Miller.
  • Why Jerry Seinfeld is consumed by a quest…just like Captain Ahab.
  • Why Hans Gruber would only be content on that beach for a few days and then he’d go elsewhere to create mischief.
  • And last, since it’s the “Man Up” episode…remember this…no half measures! Give us a call French Guy!

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
“Niles BLues”

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com
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Music Courtesy of X-PROPH3T*
Used with Permission
“Red Horse Rising”*

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Features clips from our interview with David Nasaw.

Music courtesy of Kevin MacLeod
"Cambodian Odyssey" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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It’s the Valentine’s Day episode of 9th Story and once again, we are joined in the studio by our own Doctor of Love: Dr. Jon Towers from Red Horse Radio. Together we wax nostalgically about a variety of topics related to the amorous cherub Cupid, including but not limited to:

Cupid and Psyche…does anyone remember British pop legends Scritti Politti who had the epic hit “Perfect Way” on their “Cupid and Pysche ‘85” album? Craig is sincerely hoping that at least one person remembers it. Perhaps someone from our global audience can chime in with an enthusiastic “Umm…yeah…I sorta remember that, mate!”

Gods. American Gods. Gods of Thunder. Gods Almighty. All sorts of Gods. Good and Bad. Dr. Jon Towers is a treasure trove of knowledge for all-things-mythology. We even talk about Zuul, the Gatekeeper of Gozer and the appropriate answer to the question “Are you a God?” (Sorry…there is no mention of Vinz Clortho.)

Battlestar Galactica. It had a reference here and there to a God or two (e.g. Apollo, Athena) but, it was an idea way ahead of its time. Or, was it?

TV and media in general. They are killing us, Smalls! And, they are wiping out the human ability to be creative and to “tell stories.” Mythology is story-telling and it is great because it has compelling story arcs. We don’t have that today because everyone has mushy-brain. Probably due to the peyote buttons that are handed out at the Arizona border.

Unconventional choices for movies to watch with your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day. “True Romance”, “Django Unchained”, “The Princess Bride”, etc. Is “The Terminator” a love story or, is it just an allegory for every Friday night in Pittsburgh?

And, no Valentine’s Day episode would be complete without a thorough discussion on Dinosaur Erotica. (Listen for a very special reading from Dan)

There is no “Use Your Allusion” this week. Instead, we have a great quote from the Doctor. “When I was your age I had one thing to play with: Outside!”

LINKS

Music Courtesy of Robin Brown

Used with Permission

“How Long”

https://soundcloud.com/mrrobinbrown/how-long

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

"Walking Along"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

www.incompetch.com

For a full list of music used in the Intro and Outro, click here.

Station Ids:

  1. Jessica McHugh

www.jessicamchughbooks.com

With Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

"Monkeys Spinning Monkeys"

  1. Mike Cerra, The Stepfather

http://thecavemanmafia.com

Reference Materials:

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythologyhttp://www.amazon.com/Zeus-Grants-Stupid-Wishes-No-Bullshit/dp/039916040X

Dino-rotica

http://jezebel.com/dinosaur-erotica-exists-and-its-just-as-amazing-as-you-1438081697

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For Episode 15 we're joined by movie expert, Mike Cerra AKA THe Stepfather from The Caveman Mafia Podcast. You can hear them on iTunes and Stitcher as well.

We discuss the Olympics, his ~~Multi-Pass~~ Movie Pass, and he makes his Oscar predictions.

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
"Danse Macabre"

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com
"Hitman"

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com
"Laidback Guitars"

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
"Long Stroll"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
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Music courtesy of Tomas PhUsIoN
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://ccmixter.org/files/phusion/6442
"ophelias symphony"

Music Courtesy of Igner'nt
Used with Permission
"Ballad of Steve"

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While Lolita sits in the car listening to the musical splendor of Marilyn Manson, author Rich Bottles Jr., takes the lift up to the 9th Story for Episode 16.

You will be touched in a very deep and profound way from this day forward, as you listen to Rich regale us with his insight and the inspiration behind the macabre tales set in his beloved West Virginia.

  • Ever been stuck in the caboose? Well, Rich has. Find out how an innocent train ride inspired his tale of lumberjacks attacking coeds in the West Virginia mountains.
  • Something, something, something...dark side. How do we come to write about the dark side of human nature? And, when you walk down the dark path, will your readers follow?
  • Do you ever wonder about the IT guys in your workplace? Do you say to yourself "Hey, these guys talk to machines all day and read boring technical manuals. That has to make them a little crazy after a while, right?" Not necessarily. But, it does spawn a great need for creative release. Listen to hear Rich describe how.
  • Ever taken a tour of penitentiary and said "Boy, this would be a great place to make a porno!" If you haven't, why not?
  • Listening to music backwards may cause you to hear hidden messages from our Satanic overlords but, reading a book backwards may be the best way to edit and catch mistakes. Listen to hear Rich and Dan discuss "How"
  • Dan drops in a few euphemisms like "I'm here for this inch" and "I kinda like it when there's not a happy ending." Normally, they would pass right by the listener unnoticed. But, now that I've brought them to your attention...
  • When is a book like a 62,000 word joke? And, is the ending of the book the punch-line? One of the books authored by Rich fits this description. Tune in to find out which one.
  • The current and future state of self-publishing. Just because you can sit down in the morning, write a manuscript in the afternoon and publish it in the evening, should you?
  • Dear Easily Offended, this is a work featuring gratuitous sex and gratuitous violence consequently; you may be offended! Listen to Rich and Dan discuss the "art" of being true to thyself and finding a niche.
  • Me not know what Bizarro means! If your only familiarity with Bizarro is from Superman or from that episode of "Seinfeld", tune in to find out what is meant by Bizarro fiction.

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS Find Rich's Three Novels and submit your own Dark Fiction to Burning Bulb Publishing
http://burningbulbpublishing.com/

Find Anthologies featuring Rich at Strange House Books
http://www.strangehousebooks.com/

Buy Rich's work on Amazon
http://bit.ly/bottlesjr

Find more Rich right here at Surreal Grotesque
http://www.surrealgrotesque.com/index.html

Find Rich in Person at Horror Hound
Cincinnati, OH
March 22nd - March 24th
http://www.horrorhoundweekend.com/shows/201303/

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
"Walking Along"

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
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www.incompetch.com
"Acid Jazz"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeodLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
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Music courtesy of Admiral Bob
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"12 Bar Rythym"
http://ccmixter.org

Music Courtesy of Igner'nt
Used with Permission
"Work Fantasy"
Words and Music by Steven Matiko and Christian Saint-Jean Smythe
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For Episode 17, Mike Cerra (a/k/a “The Stepfather” from The Caveman Mafia) drops by the 9th Story Studio. Still basking in the afterglow of correctly picking many of this year’s Oscar winners, The Stepfather joins your 9th Story hosts Dan Foytik and Craig Weber to discuss:

  • “Moovies” – That’s right, Moovies. A new film genre dedicated solely to those films that feature predominant bovine roles. Some of the films include “Throw Momma From the Train”, “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” and “Twister”. Moo, everyone…very moo!
  • “I Am I” – Where does the character stop and where does the artist begin? Did Philip Seymour-Hoffman “lose himself” in his Death of Salesman character? Did Heath Ledger get too deeply involved in the Joker’s twisted nugget? Is the tortured artist a relevant cliché?
  • “And The Winner Is..” – As a tribute to the late Philip Seymour-Hoffman The Stepfather makes his recommendations for his best work. Spoiler Alert: It’s Owning Mahoney and Doubt.
  • “Deep Impact” – Which actors continue to “bring it” time after time? Who is just phoning it in? What creates a resonant character?
  • “God Save The Queen” – Why are all the heroes and villains played by Brits?
  • “Body Double” – Were Jack Black and Philip Seymour-Hoffman often vying for the same roles? Could Black have been “Scotty” in Boogie Nights?
  • “Full Nelson” – Ozzie Nelson? Nelson W. Pyles? No, Mystery Science Theater 3000 host Mike Nelson and his Big Book of Movie Mega-Cheese. We cite Nelson’s “cheese qualifiers” and talk about some great moments in bad movies including but not limited to…

• Road House – The best of the worst. A testament to the 80’s. Monster Trucks, Professional Wrestlers and The Jeff Healey Band. (No one ever blames Healey. He couldn’t read the script.)
• Fear – Before Mark Wahlberg had a prosthetic penis and before William L. Peterson found fame on CSI, they sullied our memories forever with this epic failure.
• Blood and Donuts – Fore! A vampire is awakened after getting hit in the head with a golf ball. Then there’s some stuff about blood…and some donuts. Thanks Canada! Take off, you hosers! And take this turd with you.

  • “Golden Years” – Much to the chagrin of The Stepfather, we try to convince him that the Golden Age of Hollywood does have some redeeming moments. But, Mikey isn’t buying it. Listen to him tell us why critics are all wrong about classics like “Gone With The Wind” and “Citizen Kane”
  • Errata:
    • Craig gets it wrong when he says Liz Sheridan (Mrs. Ochmonek from Alf and Jerry’s mom on Seinfeld) is the mother of Nicolette Sheridan.
    • Dan gets it wrong when he confuses real life actor Ethan Hawke with fictional character Ethan Hunt (from Mission: Impossible) and when he thinks Mickey Rourke not Mickey Rooney was in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

LINKS Check out the Stepfather's Movie Reviews
http://letterboxd.com/stepfather/

Visit The Caveman Mafia on the web
http://thecavemanmafia.com/

Interact with the Crew on Twitter
@cavemanmafia

Like the Caveman Mafia on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/CavemanMafia

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

Music courtesy of Robin Brown"2nd Time Broken"Used with Permissionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YPGj95ipKs&list=UUFlRz6A2Ud8Tpzbi_1Hl5j
Visit Robin's website!
Find Robin on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/mrrobinbrown

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeodLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
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Music courtesy of Zapac
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"Test Drive"
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It's a true crossover for this episode of controlled chaos!

Join Rev. Dan Foytik, Dr. Jon Towers, Jessica McHugh, Dave McHugh, and Nelson W. Pyles for a virtual party.

Do writers drink when they get together?

How many euphemisms can we come up with for making sweet, sweet love to a book?

Who are "Stitch's Bitches"?

Can Victoria juggle?

Find out and then run over to http://redhorseradio.com/ to listen to the rest of the party.

Links:

http://nelsonwpyles.com/

http://www.jessicamchughbooks.com/

http://www.jonnyaxx.com/

http://www.danfoytik.com/

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

"Aces High""kdum-keesh""Chee Zee Caves""Cold Funk"Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeodLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
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During episode 18 of the 9th Story Podcast, we visit a few demons and bad seeds from days of yore. However, the most haunting of the demons is the one known as Sammy Hagar who once again reminds us about the Power of Nine: pointing out that 18 is in fact 1 and 8. And, 1 and 8 added together is 9. Get it? It’s 9 all over the place! There’s some other stuff too…

  • American Psycho’s iconic Patrick Bateman: Did you ever think you would hear sports reporters make allusions to Bret Easton Ellis’ Bateman character? They did. And, afterward, they had dinner at Dorsia.
  • Dan and Craig talk about going “back to basics” in terms of the show’s format and contemplate which theme song would work better: “Just The Two of Us” or “Reunited”…Ultimately, it’s up to you the listener.
  • Gutter Alert! Gutter Alert! It takes Dan a mere eleven minutes until he steers the show straight off the rails.
  • Listener Mail Bag: Craig reads a not-so-flattering piece of “fan mail” from the worldly jackass, Christian Saint-Jean Smythe. Saint-Jean Smythe, the producer/manager of Ignernt, the Band, is just spoiling to come on the show to lock horns with us!
  • All Hail AMC!!! We laud the talking heads at AMC (and NBC) and give them “mad props” for, in a few instances, letting writers do what they do: Tell stories! Specifically, we talk about character and plot development in “Walking Dead”, “Breaking Bad” and “Hannibal”
  • Detritus? What is detritus? Look it up. We are not a dictionary. (Unless the dictionary is a dictionary of allusions in which case, we are, sometimes, a dictionary)
  • The Brits and story-telling: Why are they so much better at story-telling and why does it permeate every facet of their British-ness? (Even their heavy metal bands – Iron Maiden, for example – have songs based on books!)
  • To “Like” or “Not To Like” – Why is it OK to “Like” something that you may not like? A paradox? Not at all. It’s the Theory of the Stern? People who don’t like Stern listen longer than the people who do. You should listen to us – whether you like us or not – and find out why. I dare you!
  • “The key to happiness is not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks.” A wonderfully uplifting mantra uttered by Dan during the show. You’ll have to listen to see “why” it isn’t as questionable as it sounds; particularly as it relates to the Writer’s Craft!
  • Dan gives a post-mortem on his work “The Ride” and discusses what worked and what didn’t. He also offers a haunting insight into some of the story’s inspiration.

Use Your Allusion: We focus on the family at the 9th Story and give a little more insight into what is meant by the term “Bad Seed” while conducting an ad hoc interview with our own bad seed, Victoria.

LINKS

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
"Dead Drop"

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeodLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
For a full list of music used in the Intro and Outro, click here.

Music courtesy of LoveShadow
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"When Tomorrow Comes"
http://ccmixter.org/

Music courtesy of Tomas PhUsIoN
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
"Ophelia's Symphony"
http://ccmixter.org/

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God gave Rock and Roll to you, the best we can do is give you Fake Gene Simmons and a post mortem on the work of Harold Ramis.

You want show notes? What is this? The 90's when people still bought the CDs? You know you just download the mp3s from iTunes. You got an image and this description. Consider yourself lucky.

Besides, Rock and Roll and Ramis are both for breaking the rules. So there!

OK. We'll comply with good taste and the law and put up the links to the music we used in the show. But, later...after a nap. We party at night cats and kittens. Head over to podcast.9thstory.com for the attributions....later today...after second lunch.

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First, this is show is for adults. If you're not one - or you have the sense of humor of a rock - and you stumbled in here somehow, now is the time to do an about-face and get off the elevator. For everyone else...

Like a train picking up steam - like a runner hitting his stride, it's time to loose the caboose and push the slower moving racers out of the way. With episode #20 of the 9th Story, it's like multiple squirts of Mio in your water - it changes everything.

Get ready, Cats and Kittens, for the New and Improved 9th Story Podcast. No more pulling punches and no more detritus to slow us down.

Listen in to hear about the two HUGE authors who will be joining us for interviews in the coming months.

Find out:

  • Why Sinbad might not be a friend of the Dairy Farmers of America, and what he does with his chub.
  • How to know your characters through your characters.
  • Writing Zen.
  • Black, midget cowboys.
  • When are blood an donuts a good idea?
  • Why do Gary and Harry return?

If you love us or hate us, this is the show you will love or hate.

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The 9th Story Podcast, cleans up, dresses up fancy and goes back to school! In this episode we spend time with a great group of 6th grade students in Arizona who were inspired by their teacher to write and record their own "mini podcasts."

Dan's original piece "The Ride" (ride.9thstory.com) and some Old Time Radio Shows served as inspiration for the group, so we spend a little time learning their process and answering a few questions. Stay tuned all the way to the end for real treat!

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS

The Class's reading recommendations:

Tuck Everlasting - Natalie Babbitt
http://www.amazon.com/Tuck-Everlasting-Natalie-Babbit/dp/0312369816

Rick Riordan (The Lost Hero, The Son of Neptune, and many more) *Audible Recommendation
Audible: www.audibletrial.com/story
http://www.amazon.com/Rick-Riordan/e/B001HD0WE8/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1396853836&sr=1-1

R.A. Montgomery(The Abominable Snowman, Journey Under the Sea, and many more)
http://www.amazon.com/R.-A.-Montgomery/e/B000APRDHS
Dan and Craig's reading recommendation:

The Graveyard Book - Neil Gaiman
http://www.amazon.com/Graveyard-Book-Neil-Gaiman/dp/0060530944/ref=sr_1_sc_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396853874&sr=1-3-spell&keywords=neil+gaimand+for+young+reads

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
Brittle Rille
Healing
News Theme
Wizardtorium
Tabuk
Hitman
Medusa
Cool Vibes

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
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Music Courtesy of Romancito
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“Prayer for Rain”

STATION IDs David Nasaw
With Music courtesy of Kevin McLeod

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After taking last week off, we owe you all some content! We deliver with a content packed episode featuring author, music aficionado and horror expert David J. Fairhead.

Dave talks storytelling, how music soothes the soul of the savage writer, why horror movies are good even when they're bad, and why he's fascinated with the dark. Find out why this episode may - or may not - be the perfect accompaniment to a glass of wine, candles, and a soothing bubble bath.

Hear what Dan and Craig sound like after a few adult beverages, and enjoy a M%@!& awesome Use Your Allusion Segment!

At the end of the show, Dan tests the endurance of his Pittsburgh accent with an in character reading of Creepy Buckley's interaction with Catherine the Sexy Librarian Counselor. How long can he force Pittsburghese to come out of his mouth? Most of the reading anyway.

Dave's debut novel, The Fall of Tomorrow is set to release on May 1st.

Spanish Intro courtesy of our good friend Sofa.

He told us it translates to: "We hope you have a sense of humor. If you don't this will probably offend you."

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS

Connect with David

Twitter:@fairlydark

Website:http://fairlydarkproductions.com/

Podcast:http://society13network.wordpress.com/kwr/

David's Publisher:http://burningbulbpublishing.com/authors/

John Russo's Dealy Plaza:http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J4WWNWS

Music courtesy of Kevin McLeodLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
Dub EasternBent and BrokenCumbia No Frills

Intro and Outro Music also Courtesy of Kevin McLeod
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
www.incompetch.com
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Music Courtesy of Hans Atom
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://ccmixter.org/
Wake Up Kiss
Sleep Lightly

STATION IDsRich Bottles Jr. For a full list of music used, click here. Follow us on twitter: @9thstory

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Killer guest Cynthia Niespoz...Neispad..Niespodzia...Lowman rides up to the 9th Story to talk about writing groups, hobos, tornadoes and more.

Join us for a discussion with Cindy Niespodzianski about her journey on the path to publication. We discus her transition to writing full time, the pros and cons of writing groups, and her recent work as a script supervisor on local film, The Other Side.

Do you remember Clippy? We wish we didn't. What do hobos and a certain notary have in common? Do tornadoes knock on doors? How does lightning work? Are Nebraska, Kansas and Iowa the same place?

Stay tuned past the Outro for some fun outtakes.

Cindy's debut novel, currently titled Habituation is nearing completion. Find her writing on her blog at CynthiaLowman.com.

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For episode 24, we had something really, really special planned. Unfortunately, our guest of honor got his signals crossed and we had to reschedule.

Dan and Craig were left to tend to the crickets. Not Jiminy Cricket. Not Buddy Holly’s Crickets. Real, bothersome crickets.

Faced with adversity, your daring hosts decided to pay homage to Seinfeld and they did a show about nothing. That’s right. Nothing.

Being and Nothingness: Despite the “nothing” there is always something…thus, Dan and Craig forged on and created almost forty minutes of pure gold, Jerry! Gold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7OnW4XDck

The Taste Buds of The Mind’s Eye – Can you guess the flavor of Craig’s gum by using your mind’s tongue? Can you? Try it!

Dammit, Chloe! – We honor the return of the classic Fox program “24” and, once again, Craig tries to articulate when binge viewing works, when it doesn't, etc. And, then he tortures Jack Bauer…simply because Jack has to get tortured every hour. (There was a spare car battery and a running hose lying around the studio, so we said “Let’s see if Jack will talk now!”)

It’s All About The Washingtons – We hatch an elaborate Ponzi scheme through which we will fleece our fans one dollar at a time. Of course, by the time our plan is launched, our nemesis (Gene Simmons) will have already launched a counter-plan to ensure that KISS gets the money first.

Have you seen my Tractor? - Brown Chicken, Brown Cow. 'Nuff Said.

The Witches of Brentwood – Dan regales us with the story about how Laurie Towers, our favorite witch, came to his abode to bless the house, drop off a few crystals (none of which are shaped like skulls – to Craig’s chagrin) and rid the studio walls of the “stains of impropriety”

The Dope Show – Was President Clinton telling the truth? Did he inhale? If he didn’t, doesn’t that make him a bigger ass-hat? Why? Because he robbed his buddies from enjoying some choice bud. We also ponder how many cartoon characters were either stoned or, created by people who were.

It’s Like a Jeep – We bring it full circle by referencing Elaine Benes’ keen insight on the differences between the male and female body. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9v8hcAezkk

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This the first segment of the nearly two and a half hours we were honored to spend in conversation with Living Legend, John Russo.

During our interview, John says, "The whole human race loves storytelling don't they? How else are you going to convey the lessons of the human existence other than by storytelling?"

This sums up the core of who John is. As a true storyteller, John is not only a writer, director, actor, producer and the creator of the entire Zombie Phenomenon - he transcends those labels to become a Teacher and Storyteller. And, he's a hell of a nice guy.

Join us for a great discussion with John Russo and tune in next week for more!

P.S. Hey, Quentin Tarantino. John wants to make a movie with you.

Topics

Dealey Plaza, Kennedy, Reds, Gwar, The Zombies, OJ Simpson, Storytelling, kindle, digital publishing, POD Book Machines, writing, making movies, zombies, and more.

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Connect with John

Sign up to learn from John: http://www.writersstore.com/how-to-structure-a-great-horror-film-amp-up-the-shocks/

Dealey Plaza, John's latest book: http://www.dealeyplazabook.com/

The John Russo Hub: http://www.johnrussoentertainment.com/

John's Collectibles: http://www.johnrussosautographedcollectibles.com/

John's Movie Making Course: http://www.dbcollege.com/content/john-russo-movie-making

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This is the second segment of our visit with John Russo. And, yes, a big part of the conversation deals with zombies, ghouls, and Night of The Living Dead. John also talks about singing songs and producing Chuck Corby's, Chuck Corby Sings the Mob Hits. www.chuckcorby.com

In this show, John shares his thoughts on writing original stories, the power of crisp writing, which writers inspire him, and why Hemingway's, The Sun Also Rises is really all about Jake's balls (or lack thereof).

John then shares some insight on how a story about aliens, George Romero's vacation, and a little secret led to the the "accidental" creation of zombies as we know them today.

John also shares the details on why 2015 will bring us more zombie fun. Hint: it has to do with the Toronto Play that beat out Les Miserables for Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, Best Ensemble Cast, and, oh yeah...
Best Play! www.nightofthelivingdeadlive.com

Join us for a great discussion with John Russo and tune in next week for more!

P.S. Hey, Quentin Tarentino. John still wants to make a movie with you.

Drawing by Dr. Jon Towers www.jonnyaxx.com

Topics

Zombies, John Russo, reading, writing, Hemingway, Chuck Corby, movies, Night of The Living Dead,George Romero, and more.

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Connect with John

While you can't watch it live, you can still purchase and enjoy the recorded webinar: http://www.writersstore.com/how-to-structure-a-great-horror-film-amp-up-the-shocks/

Dealey Plaza, John's latest book: http://www.dealeyplazabook.com/

The John Russo Hub: http://www.johnrussoentertainment.com/

John's Collectibles: http://www.johnrussosautographedcollectibles.com/

John's Movie Making Course: http://www.dbcollege.com/content/john-russo-movie-making

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Hooptedoodle:

An inflammation of a story caused by infectious or toxic writing that gets in the way of the story's making progress.

It is wordy, unnecessary, space-taking, and typically should be edited out.

You wanted more nothing? You got it.

Enjoy.

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For our last episode of Season One, we pulled out the big guns:

  • Victoria confronts a challenger.
  • We roll out the first piece of amazing cover art by our new Resident Artist, Steven Matiko. https://www.facebook.com/smatiko
  • We share a great interview with The Niespodzianski Brothers, John and Chris with some behind the scenes insight on one of our favorite storytelling methods - the movie.
  • And, we share the last segment from our sit down with John Russo with comments from John and Chris.

Why all the horror, Sam Jones might ask? For those who didn't know, May is Zombie Awareness Month. So, we wrap up Season One by talking to two of the four members of Orchard Place Productions about their first feature film, The Other Side.

The Other Side was filmed in Pittsburgh and follows the path blazed by other great, local filmmakers like John Russo and George Romero. Along with partners Chris Murphy and Ray Mongelli, The Niespodzianski Brothers step into the zombie film arena with a fresh take on the genre and a movie that's equal parts thriller, horror, and drama.

The filmmakers talk about the challenges and rewards of fulfilling a dream, and how important it was to them to make sure they featured local crew, artists, actors and musicians, and other talent.

Sit back and listen to why a great story is the centerpiece to any successful film, and how many important elements have to come together in before the final cut.

Afraid that you might miss their inane babbling, Dan and Craig pop back on after the Outro to talk about their plans for Season Two after the Outro.
We'll see you next week to kick off Season Two!

Discussion Topics:

Zombies, John Russo, Orchard Place Productions, movies, reading, writing, music, scoring, The Other Side, Night of The Living Dead, George Romero, Pittsburgh

This episode of the 9th Story is sponsored by Audible. Visit http://www.audibletrial.com/story for your free audible book download.

LINKS The Facebook home of The Other Side: https://www.facebook.com/OPPTheOtherSide

Watch the trailer for The Other Side: http://vimeo.com/79160886

IMDB Page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2921338/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_1

Like, totally check these guys out: http://totes80s.com/

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For the Season Two premiere of The 9th Story Podcast, we are joined in the studio by Jack Black’s doppelganger, Steven Matiko.

Mr. Matiko is an accomplished writer, musician, and graphic artist. He’s also one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. (Or, in this case, one of the funniest guys to whom you’ll be introduced via the social media or however it is you choose to jam our recordings into your ear holes!)

With Steve in the studio, we spend a lot of time laughing at inside jokes but, there is a wealth of great discussion around the creative process…and, you won’t have to be “inside” to appreciate that.

Discussion Topics:

In The Air Tonight…Find out why Steve is like Beaver County’s version of Phil Collins. And, try to figure out how rubbing oil on to Phil’s head made its way in to this conversation.

Atkins Schmatkins…Every week there’s a new diet fad sweeping the nation. You've never heard of the diet that Steve created more than a decade ago. You have to listen to find out how you can lose POUNDS! And INCHES! And…

There’s A Fungus Underneath My Nail…And your name is on it! Ten years later, we still have no idea what that means but, who cares? It is the greatest tribute we could possibly give to Slayer!

What Smells Like Salt and Vinegar…We aren’t sure. But, whoever it is, he or she has a belly full of Yukon Jack and Ramen Noodles consequently; he or she needs to leave. Now!

Chapped Apocalypse…Steve goes country, finishes off a 30 pack of Miller Lite and manages to miss every cue. But, his inability to hit the chorus at the right time leads to “creative magic.”

When We Were 8th Graders, This Was Really Funny…and it still is. Learn the impetus behind many songs written about someone’s Mom! “That’s not what your mother said last night!” is always a great finisher: whether you’re 12 or 42!

Welcome to the Matrix…on second thought, let’s not go there. Why is some stuff so damn funny on paper but, it just never works out in the performance? Maybe it depends upon the color of the pill you choose! Maybe it’s all in the suit that you wear. It doesn’t matter. We still know kung fu!

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The Steve is back again, and he brings the funny and the creepy. He regales us with tales of stolen irons. He also performs some of Craig's Poetry.

  • We get a call from a beautiful stranger who probably isn't who he says he is.
  • Find out how to cure yourself of NLP.
  • Taste the Lunchmeat with The Demon.
  • Who is Crispy Glover?
  • Have you seen the movie "Crazy Weapons" or "Return of the Living People"?
  • Who's better at Walken off?
  • Did you know Bruce Willis was in "Pulp Fiction"?
  • Why are two tapes a bad idea?
  • Q: What's worse than Spiders? A: Spiders.

Steve finishes by telling us his plans for the summer and what big things he's going to be working on.

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