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Indy & Dani Official Cardholding Members Straight Outta the 805
Comedic social commentary on Pop Culture, Metaphysical topics, Paranormal experiences, and random life observations.
The ladies curiosity got to them.. What is Red 40 food coloring made of? How are jelly beans so shiny? The ladies discuss the disgusting, & unappealing origins of ingredients in common foods. Can you say crack pipe? The bomb was dropped on Tucker Carlson’s X channel where he interviews a man who makes some salacious claims regarding a relatively unknown Barack Obama in 1999. The ladies sound off on the crazy details. A two week trip to Mexico can change everything. As an engaged couple is about to find out. More on that when the birdie sings...
The ladies start the episode with sharing fan feedback.
From a shady old lady beckoning a listener from the side of the road, to two different perspectives on attending a hologram concert of the future.
So Is Britney in Maui?
No, but she is getting a divorce in less than a year. As Britney Spears’ marriage is not the only thing that has gone up in flames in the month of August, as conspiracy theories abound regarding what caused the devastating fires of Lahaina Maui, & the potentially sinister motives.
Let's Tap into it!.
The ladies sip multiple cups of tea as they delve into the TikTok and pop star universe.
From the defensive denial of Tik Tok’s popular personality Shawty Bae feeling disrespected by popular Tik Tok medium The Grand Intuitive 666, to the husband stealing, soon to be divorced pop singer Ariana Grande’s relationship scandal.
Just when you thought you found the love of your life, in comes the changing tides. As the birdie sings about a drastic turn of events for a would be groom.
Summer is here, school is out, but not for everyone! Summer school is a reality for struggling students, the ladies chat about what summer school entails than versus now. Summer also lends itself to big movies, so the ladies hit the movie theater, & share commentary on the blockbuster hit ‘Barbie’. From playing with Barbie & Ken in their childhood to not playing with creepy demonic baby dolls, the ladies tap into famous possessed dolls, & another spirited item causing havoc in a home.
The ladies care about your safety so please be aware of your surroundings at all times as they share multiple accounts of different attempts at abduction.
Scams come in all forms including in your mail box, as a TikToker shares the latest money scam for all of us to watch out for.
Well, if you break into my house, can you at least vacuum while you wait? Dani shares some friendly gossip regarding very odd dating experiences.
In the light of celebrity Jamie Foxx’s private recovery from a mysterious health set back, are celebrities beholden to share details of major life changes or cosmetic procedures to the public, or should the fans give entertainers a little privacy?
Celebrities endorsing products, that’s nothing new, but are they being honest about the product effectiveness? The ladies get into a few deceptive examples.
You can cut the tension in the room with a knife, how do you protect &/or cleanse yourself after experiencing that bad energy? Check out some techniques on how to energetically protect yourself at the beginning of the day, & clean your auric field through out.
Thanks for listening to these “high calorie” ladies, as they peak behind the curtain to reveal unexpected abusive treatment of reality TV participants.
Highlighting Hulu’s docudrama “Victoria’s Secret Angels and Demons”, in discussing predatory behavior, yet lightening the mood with divorcing the Eiffel Tower!? Yes that’s correct, the love of inanimate objects inspires Dani to request a new reality TV show.
Oooh the birdie sang with this one! A cheater caught in the act but in a scandalous way. A listener shares the tea.
The ladies love diving into all conspiracies, & so does apparently TikTok.
Aliens spotted in a Las Vegas NV backyard, check.
From potentially mistaken navigation w/the wrong Mexican male contact, to a big headed Grey alien visiting Indy & Maxx Cherry in their CA home, the ladies discuss extraterrestrial experiences.
The fringe topics continue w/a spotlight on the haunted historical Glen Tavern Inn, in Dani’s hometown of Santa Paula, CA. From Dani’s to Indy’s paranormal experiences of multiple hot spots in the inn, if you’re into ghostly sensations, this is the place to visit.
After health delays & family time, the ladies share a loyal listeners topic suggestion on the twisted origins of wedding traditions.
Would you take a risk on dating a man w/gigantic testicles? Dani answers that question.
Indy has waited a while to sip this tea, as the ladies give their two cents on a listener's romantic rollercoaster experience he was unexpectedly forced to ride.
It’s been a minute, but listeners the ladies are back!
Indy finally reveals what has been challenging her & working towards, for months.
From wrangling proverbial cats, to being reminded that Dani is a BSB fan gurl for life, the important question becomes, how do you spell VCR?
Energetic shifts = a wild ride on questionable CA waters, & where does this water way end?
Are dreams just alternate realities that we can constantly access through astral projection, or is it lucid dreaming?
The ladies tap into it.
Did flight MH 370 really crash, & or just disappear?
Did Will Smith really sucker punch Chris Rock? Is Dr.Dre, Puff Daddy, & JayZ innocent of all wrong doing, or did Suge Knight get the short end of the betrayal stick?
The ladies swim through the bullshit, all the way to the top of the hill.
Throw in a little Ye to spice up this MK Ultra salad, & the ladies are ready to sip that hot bleach blonde conspiracy tea.
The ladies continue with the wont quit drama of the Jenners, the Biebers, vs the Disney darling, Miss Selena G.
Before the current drama, some of these celebrities were involved with each other by association, a.k.a the six degrees of separation.
The ladies explore this sexy web of surprises.
In the end does all this celebrity drama matter in this false matrix?
Find out what Indy saw at the end of multiple DMT hallucinogenic slides, as she shares her sacred Ayahuasca experience, & how the magic of the mushrooms pulled back the Wizard of Oz curtains to reveal how certain celebrities really look like.
The ladies start sharing fan feedback, with a comment creating the question: In what ways are we being subliminally influenced?
Many of us love to individuate, but do fetishes take it to the next level?
From a custom baby crib for a 32 year old man, to having an intimate relationship with a dolphin or Boeing plane, the ladies explore alternative fetishes, & share their own different turn ons.
#CancelAllThisDrama, the ladies join the messy tea party & bring their own cup to share the potential origin of the super trending drama involving Hailey Bieber, Kylie & Kendall Jenner, & Selena Gomez. Throw in Taylor Swift, & Miley Cyrus, & you have some long standing shade.
The ladies start sharing fan feedback regarding larger cremation needs & further explanation of music moguls JayZ and Puff Daddy’s involvement in two infamous murders.
Time to think outside the Valentine’s Day chocolate box, & reach into your underwear to take personalized jewelry to the next level.
Can’t find a romantic partner to have children with? No worries, just make your perfect mate, & while your at it, make your child too.
The ladies bring up trending unique semen jewelry, & romantic relationships featured on social media of individuals married to rag dolls in South America.
Let's Tap In; Menstrual magic, & love spells, the ladies share multiple options & info.
Catching up on a major UFO mystery news headline, & the latest celebrity trending topics.
The ladies dive into George Lopez & Eric Estrada’s old beef with a new twist.
Rihanna’s baby bump Super Bowl performance, & Leonardo DiCaprio’s old antics in potentially contracting a much younger girlfriend.
Focusing on an old murder case brought back with a new, first hand perspective to our attention, the ladies get into the first ever docuseries release of Dec 2002 “Casey Anthony Where The Truth Lies”. Did Casey actually get away with the murder of her daughter Caylee or do you believe Casey’s explanation of events?….
Speaking of teen moms, the ladies chat about family & friends experience of being a teen parent, & how that shakes out.
Pop stars Miley Cyrus & Shakira are in the tabloid’s trending spotlight for their catchy diss tracks against cheating ex-husbands.
Another music mogul in the hashtag universe as of late is Sean Combs aka PeeDiddy. The ladies crack up on the personal mishaps of these famous performers.
From a pleasant golden shower to a not so warm accusation from singer Jaguar Wright, that P Diddy allegedly, is a literal bad boy. The ladies spill some hot tea on Sean Combs mysterious body count that trails him.
Reunited & it feels so good.
Indy & Dani have been reunited in the flesh to record this food for thought episode.
The ladies jump into the unexpected social media backlash of Dr. MLK Jr & his wife’s art piece tribute viewed as a potentially sexually explicit misstep.
New Britney Spears conspiracy as to where she may actually be, or is it even the real Britney…
The ladies tap into a science fiction story arc alternative of human cloning, but not just any average human being cloned, it’s all about popular celebrities being duplicated.
Happy 2023 our card carrying members!
The ladies catch up on New Year’s Eve celebration & fan feedback.
For many a New Year’s resolution is improved health,&/or weight loss, but how do you choose which diet plan is right for you?
The ladies share some popular effective diets, but also some quirky crazy fads that are very questionable. Can you say the Cotton Ball diet…?
From the body positivity movement to fat shaming, one infamous social media character that has publicly fat shamed people is Andrew Tate. However things as of late have not gone well for this shock jock. Arrested for human trafficking & more, the ladies dive in, & spill the tea.
The ladies catch up on Christmas, & how gift giving has changed as adults.
From a UFO over a Las Vegas gentleman’s club, to Kylie Jenner’s multiple doppelgängers, the ladies reference some past episodes with recent updates.
Many celebrities have gone to the great beyond in 2022, the ladies share some of their names, & pour one out in their honor.
Happy Holidays! The ladies start off with exploring potential explanations that could provide a reason as to why, in light of new toxicology results, of actress Anne Heche’s state of being the day she tragically died. Pop singing legend Whitney Houston has a biopic movie release this weekend inspiring the ladies to look into her relationship w/her only child, Bobbi Christina Brown. Was there a soul contract involved, & what is an Akashic record? The ladies tap into it.
The ladies discuss current pop culture concerns starting with luxury brand Balenciaga’s recent campaign ad misstep, that may not be that surprising considering their Nazi sympathizer past.
Indy shares Balenciaga, & other famous luxury brand connections to the Third Reich.
Is Britney Spears ok, & truly free? Suspicious Instagram posts give rise to concerns amid long standing fans as to the real where about of this troubled pop princess as the TikTok universe is consulted to give us theories on Britney’s current status.
Wow Rudy Valencia, no shame! Dani gets the gossip segment going as cheaters are caught & filmed in the act while scrambling in a parking lot to escape their indiscretion now posted on TikTok.
The ladies are so glad to be back after a holiday break as Indy & Dani catch up on Thanksgiving deliciousness, & a tragic ending to a Black Friday denial of a 10 year old boy’s gift request.
From falsely accusing Jennifer Lopez claim to Whitney Houston’s vocal range, to is Britney Spears actually dead?
The ladies catch up on Hollywood rumors & the conspiracy theories of the TikTok universe.
Was there a race of red haired giants in the state of Nevada?Indy taps into the folklore & shares archeological proof that was discovered in a Lovelock cave in a remote area Nevada, where an indigenous story of battling a fierce, fair skinned, red haired tribe of giants took place.
Dani shares a social media content creator’s first hand account of a giant siting in Canada, & the sudden questionable end to his life shortly after going public.
The ladies start off catching up on life, crazy weather, & a quick review on DC’s latest action packed movie release Black Adam.
Do you have different friends for different occasions?
Have you ever tried bringing different friend groups together?
These are the questions Dani & Indy address & share their personal experiences.
What do you do when you have that friend that seems to repeat the same mistake?
Indy starts off sharing her frustration regarding a friend’s continued poor dating choices, & Dani finally sees first hand what others have complained about in an acquaintance.
Happy Halloween everyone!
The ladies share their favorite Halloween candy, fan feedback, & get into horror themed movies.
It’s ghost story time, as the ladies share personal, family, & nationally shared paranormal experiences.
Pop culture discussion starts this episode, from James Corden public mishaps to Bad Baby’s Only Fans site, to this Halloween season’s popular costume of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, the ladies share fan feedback regarding the Stockton Killer.
Tis the ancestral honoring time of year.
Dani shares her family’s October tradition of creating a family focused altar offering goods for family members that have passed, & are all altars a portal to the spirit world or are mirrors clearly a portal to the an alternate world?
So many ways to see our energetic surroundings.
Parallel reality, alternate reality, alternate universe, what’s the difference, the ladies tap into it.
The ladies start the walk into woods with doubts about the apprehended suspect linked to the recent Stockton, C.A. murders.
Fan requested review on Disney+ Hocus Pocus 2 movie that did not leave the ladies bewitched .
But no fear Dani’s hilarious misadventures are here, as she shares her literal shitty last experience at a CA campground.
From the haunted Appalachia Mountain Range haints stories to the Mothman entity, Indy shares some paranormal experiences from that vast, forested, region.
Travel to Japan’s notorious Forest & Mexico’s Doll Island, where human tragedy & protective fear consume, creating an atmosphere of unrest.
The ladies start off light with fan feedback before going into the darkness of the current killing spree raged by the CA “Stockton Serial Killer”.
What brings these serial killers to start taking lives? Satanic worship & allegiance such as “The Night Stalker” Richard Ramirez, or demonic voices he heard inside “Son of Sam’s” head.
The ladies tap into the stated reasons and give other examples of why internationally known serial killers start dealing out death.
Socially cringe moments start this episode off as Dani has a living episode 30 reference to socially inappropriate wedding crashers.
How well are you sleeping? Indy chats about sleeping disorders and suggestions to pursue if these sleep occurrences sound familiar.
From dreamland to astral land, the ladies reference TikTok content creator VirginMia1111 videos on sleep paralysis actually being a launch pad for astral travel.
Indy & Dani tap into this energetic possibility.
Oh, to be human and have friends...
The ladies discuss social situations with friends that turn awkward as friendly requests are asked of Indy & loyalty alliances are asked of Dani.
Should all failed romantic relationships deserve a second chance?
The ladies dive into Indy’s familial gossip of the outcome of a second marriage to an ex-husband, and the statistical likelihood of success for a second go around with an ex-spouse.
The ladies dive right into the cheating scandal of Maroon Five’s front man Adam Levine.
However, it’s not just American rockstars that have been plagued by publicly splashed infidelity, the ladies rehash the late British Princess Diana Spencer & King Charles III ill-fated marriage.
Speaking of the British royals, the ladies tap into the ramped rumors of Draconian reptilian alien possession of the late Queen Elizabeth the II, & will this reptilian possession continue with the new king of Great Britain.
The ladies start off discussing unexpected weather, fan feedback, and the dramatic cunt insult that was inspired by comedian Aries Spears’ controversial public dig.
From Demi Lavato’s public pronouns change to realizing there are a lot of gender/sexual identity labels out there, how did we potentially get to this point? The ladies talk blind items regarding secret gossip on rumored closeted LGBTQ+ entertainers.
In this episode the ladies start off with fan feedback, rediscovering the perversion of Disney animated movies.
So, here’s the thing, when do you know a romantic partner is truly the one, or when do you know they’re not? The ladies give their two cents on the matter.
Let’s tap into manifesting your life, the ladies talk about the power of believing your everyday desires into reality.
Grooming much younger sexual partners a tale as old as time.
The ladies dive into scandalous Hollywood/modern cult grooming examples.
Speaking of scandalous, controversial social media sensation Andrew Tate is dissected.
From the dreaded ‘Rona striking Dani again after decadence at the BBWs Las Vegas Summer Bash, to Indy’s YouTube debut, the ladies catch up on life. Inappropriate teen sex dreams to prophetic dream visions, the ladies delve fully into the world of dreams.
The ladies start the episode referencing Dani’s shit talking playground origins: The Partyline. They get into fan feedback referencing episode 22 on first date etiquette and when going Dutch/the courteous “reach” is maybe expected.
Fun introduction to a new word. Diving into Disney child starlets & animated princesses, the ladies get into the dark origin stories of some Disney princess tales and modern graphic spin offs.
On their gossip segment, the ladies share a listener's tea on a current day real Cinderella life.
The ladies defend the BBW (Big Beautiful Women) tribe as Indy brings up the negative Twitter commentary around 2022 Sports Illustrated Magazine Swimsuit Edition curvy cover model. From HULU's Shrill to chubby catchers & all the unsolicited fat lady bear hugs in-between.
The ladies refrence fan feed back regarding the Mandela Effect, as Ed McMahon's PCH spokeman career has been scrubbed from the internet. CERN strikes in Dani's & a friend's mind as different events are forgotten, & timelines are hopped.
Storytime laughs at Indy's expense as her Jewelry is temporarily stolen by a trickster 4th dimension elemental spirit!.
The Ladies are diving deep from the jump into Dani's blessed cup of water creating major laughs at Justin Timberlakes & Kim Kardashian's expense.
Going Dutch: The Modern way of dating? Or just an excuse to be cheap? Dani enlightens us with the origin story of that term & shares her experience in learning first hand how that concept plays out on a date.
The ladies examine the implications of the heartbreakingly haunting top trending song Joji's "Glimpse of Us". Is the song an insight into some failed marriages? The ladies share family members multiple marriages, & the reasons behind the demise of the hopeful "Til Death Due Us Part".
The ladies come out swinging with a full eclectic episode from a lively discussion regarding gaslighting grandmas in Disney's animated film Encanto, to cannibalism curiosity & how Indy's memory is the poster child of the Mandala effect. The ladies also tap into alternate realities, introduce the "walk in" phenomenon, as time travel was proposed, & possibly created by a Swiss hadron collider.
The ladies start the episode reading fan feedback. What do you do when an unexpected guest arrives at your door? Indy sometimes hides but mostly the ladies deal with it, & let the consequences follow.
From unexpected closeted family tea spilling out during Christmas, to colliding unspoken family plans creating annoyance, the ladies discuss it all.
Can you say privacy! From a TikTok overshare to sordid details behind freeing Britney Spears, the ladies chat about boundaries within your family.
Happy Birthday Selena! Honoring Selena's life, the ladies talk about her romances, & discuss conspiracy theories surrounding her tragic death. Also Dani spills a little tea regarding personal unpleasant interactions with Abraham Qintanilla Sr.
The ladies share fan feedback that rolls into music artist Tupacs' stomach tattoo & a chat about being assaulted with Easter eggs.
More importantly where where did the Chinese fortune cookie come from? Indy shares the history of the fortune cookie, & the ladies tap into the many divination tools to help you know your future.
Celebrity drama at the 94th Academy Awards, the ladies break down the "entaglement" & give their two cents on the whole messy matter & the aftermath.
Close friendships & romantic relationships, do they always mix?..... Indy shares the conflicted ending of two friendships due to Romeos interference. Dani shares kismet romantic experiences from people she knows & draws on Hollywood hits to animate the delayed tension of romantic relationships.
In this episode the ladies share socially awkward pet peeves & common people cringing scenarios.
Open marriages, does it work for both parties? Is it a real long term solution, or inevitably doomed to fail? The ladies break it down.
In this episode the ladies give their thoughts on the great Emo movie event of DCs The Batman.
Who is the modern day "Boy Who Cried Wolf" in your life? The ladies talk little white lies, why we justify lying just a little bit, and the consequences of constantly lying.
The ladies 'Tap In' to U.F.O. history of Roswell, N.M., sightings around the U.S., & an alien abduction story abroad. Commonly known alien species shared, as theories aboumd regarding these space visitors.
In this episode the ladies start off with the dynamics of ghosting people. When did this term start to be used in our current society and is it ever ok to ghost someone...?
Casual sex has existed as the days are long, but is there a right way to have a bootycall? The ladies delve into the simplicity & complexity of the continuing tradition we call a bootycall.
The ladies get into the history of the negative connotation of the number 13 to start off 'Here's the Thing' segment.
Indy begins to 'Tap In' to the origin stories of popular superstitious beliefs ranging from black cats to broken mirror bad luck. Dani delves into more superstitions from Mexican culture, to the unfortunate consequences of watching a dog poop.
In this episode the ladies explore the multiple origin stories of our modern Valentine's Day, & how they celebrated this "Hallmark holiday" today and in the past. Highlight on a quirky website NationalDayCalendar.com, intro to Side Chick Day, & the male version of Valentine's Day.
In the gossip segment, Dani shares her spicy side chick past.
So where have we been? Indy shares her move out of California and random topics emerge from dancing in the rain, the sexy Batman revival, to dirty dick disapproval.
Does new activity in a home stir the entities of the past? In our metaphysical segment 'Tapping In', the ladies discuss ghosts, negative energy imbedded or purposely programmed into objects, and possible poltergeist explanation.
It's the post Thanksgiving episode! From food preferences to family interactions, Indy & Dani touch on the annoyance of fraudulent food and container expectations.
In the "Tapping In' portion of this episode, Indy shares a family experience that resulted in an energetic, physical and psychic attack by unseen dark forces.
It has been written by poet John Lyly "All is fair in love & war."
In this episode Indy & Dani discuss the varying shades of gray regarding unspoken expectations of 'Girl Code/Guy Code' within the dating realm of friendships, co-workers and even extended family members.
A Birdie brought in a listeners' relationship experience, & advise was discussed regarding utilizing the energy of upcoming partial Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Taurus.
From the tragic events of the opening night at Texas' Astro World Music Festival creating controversy of conspiracy theories of Satanic rituals requiring human sacrifice, potentially initiated by none other than the infamous Illuminati Society.
Indy delves into the origin story of the Illuminati secret society.
In this episode Indy & Dani discuss the parental legacy of unsolicited advise that quickly transitions into tales of Indy's ass & Dani's hairy chin.
A Birdie told Indy some juicy gossip regarding an illegitimate child, neighborly romance turned love triangle with a sancha, & the unexpected cowardly client that sends mixed signals.
Why must we be betrayed? Netflix hit drama Squid Games episode six sparks discussion regarding betrayal & its' different facets.
In this episode the ladies discuss the warning signs & power struggles in romantic & platonic relationships.
Returning to where it all began, the history of Halloween & Dia de Los Muertos is shared along with mythical creatures & who might live in the 4th dimension.
Hey all you cool Cats and kittens!! 5/5 would recommend Quarantining for physical health... but if it’s putting a test to your mental health, here are some of our favorite shows and movies we recommend to binge watch while practicing social distancing! You already know we are talking Tiger King, Joe Exotic and that BITCH CAROL BASKIN! We also give our reviews for everything from Little Fires Everywhere to The Masked Singer to the Disney/Pixar movie Up!
Jacklyn and Riane get socially responsible and check in over FaceTime... tune in to find out how they are staying positive and surviving self isolation!! This is a quick one, but we can’t wait to get back to bringing you guys a full serving of tea very soon!! Stay Healthy Everyone ♥️
So remember last week when it was a simpler time and we said not to be worried about Coronavirus... yeah we were DEAD WRONG!! As we are getting closer and closer to an inevitable quarantine, here are a few tips that might help you get through two weeks of self isolation! We also sprinkled in a few stories of people doing amazing things when everything in this world is completely terrifying and unsure!! We’ll get through all of this you guys!! We’re in this together ♥️
There is so much going on in the world right now... coronavirus, the presidential primaries, Demi Lovato is BACK... we can’t even keep track of everything! So we decided to change up the format of this episode a bit and just dissect some of the biggest news stories from this week 🤷🏻♀️
Do us a favor, think of three things you like about yourself right now. It can be anything; do you think you have nice hair? Are you compassionate to animals? Have you recently had to be strong when you didn’t think it was possible? You’re AMAZING!! However, there still may be that voice in the back of your head telling you there is not even one good thing about you. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that voice is DEAD WRONG!! What would you tell your best friend if they asked you to name three things you like about them? You know for a fact you would be listing 100 ways that bitch was a fucking KWEEN and a serious BADASS!! We need to start doing the same thing for ourselves so the voices inside our heads telling us we are not enough can shut the fuck up and we can get back to being the BAD BITCHES we know we are!!
This week we are hanging out with our new podcast friends Jeff and Nick from The Hardly Working Podcast! Tune in, get your Q-tips ready for some good ear sex and join us while we discuss some important topics like therapy, men’s hair cutting tips, turd worm fishing trips, lgbt bingo, our love of so many Courtney’s, and so much more!!
Yes, we all want to save the turtles, but this episode ain't about no straws!! We're talking recycling exes, friends, hookups and more!! Like, did anyone else get a text from their past on Valentine's Day?? Whelp, one of us obviously did... and it inspired this episode!! So grab your reusable straws and get ready to hear about how we are saving the planet with all the recycling we've done over the years!! But also, SAVE THE FUCKING TURTLES!!
Are you single? Are you in a relationship? What does Valentine's Day even mean to you? Do you care? Does anyone care? Here are our tips for surviving the day whether you have a +1 or nah!! Don't let cupid get chu down babygirl!! Put on that facemask and tune in to one single girl and one taken girl's point of view on this day of lervvvv!!
To drunk text or not to drunk text?? That is the question... maybe go through the following checklist before sending out that drunk text: are both of your eyes open? Are you in clear view of your friend group that you came to the bar with?? Can you actually type words into a sentence that makes sense??? If you’ve said yes to one or more of these; then go ahead!! Text away!!
For every new relationship, there are just so many possibilities for red flags... but what level red is it?? Are they a slightly pink flag where you see their potential and nothing sets the alarm bells off in your head?? Or are they the dreaded crimson red flag where alarms are blaring to the point where you should probably just hop on a plane and move to sunny Mexico and change your name to get away from them... not that we’ve had to do that before 👀 In this episode we will help you navigate the RED FLAG LEVELS™️ so you can keep your budding romance(s) on track!!
Why does the world look like a giant garbage fire? Because it’s a man’s world obvs 🙄 jk jk... but we are so glad that we are finally in a time when we’re changing the dialogue surrounding what little girls can grow up to be! Who knows, maybe when we grow up we’ll be astronauts or scientists too!!
It’s so easy to take everything on yourself, what’s one more client? You need someone to babysit?? I’d love to go to your cousins hamsters girlfriend’s 4th birthday party!! I GOT YOU GIRL!! But what happens when you don’t got it? No one wants to admit they need a little help now and then!! But guess what, every one wants to be there for you too!! So let them!! Use those resources girl!!
Dear Clearly Unqualified, All advice I've found on the internet is a garbage dumpster that is on fire. Please help!! Sincerely, Dumpster diving in the name of love
10... 9... 8... 7... omgggg you get it 🙄 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! This is the last episode of the year, no... OF THE DECADE!! We’ve reflected on 2019 and honestly you guys, what a garbage fire!! Jk, jk 2019 was one of the most challenging and rewarding years of our lives! But as they say... 2020 is going to be our year... and yours too... we just know it ♥️
Twas the day before Christmas and all that you hear, is ya girls from Clearly Unqualified spreading some Holiday cheer!! Whether you’re shopping or wrapping we’re here to entertain, and try to help you from feeling that holiday strain! So get nice and cozy on your couch, snuggle up, we’re making Christmas cookies and hot cocoa; now that’s what’s up!! Thank you all for every like, subscribe and share, from one pediatric therapist and one who styles hair!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays ❤️💚
In the immortal words of Paula Abdul: “And you know - - it ain’t fiction, just a natural fact. We go together cuz opposites attract.” You hear it all the time but what is it that makes the complete opposite person from you so appealing?? Is it the excitement of the unknown that attracts us? Is it the old saying that the grass is always greener on the other side that makes us think that they’re our perfect match?? Hell if we know!! Listen while we try to figure that one out!!
It’s true, some girls don’t watch porn! But some of us do... A LOT!! Of course Jacklyn and Riane are on the opposite ends of the porn watching spectrum... can you guess who watches a lot and who doesn’t?? 🤷🏻♀️
You meet someone... and you wait. You wait for them to make a move, you wait to text them, you wait for them to add you on the socials, you wait to have sex, and you wait and you wait and you wait... or is that just us??
Your hostesses with the mostestes are doing double duty this week!! We decided to host a podcast and a Friendsgiving... what were we thinking??! Listen to our guests tell us what they’re thankful for while getting your elastic waistband pants ready for actual Turkey Day!! We are grateful for all of you this year!!
Are you sick and tired of the stigma surrounding mental health?? Well you should be! In this episode we talk about the mental health field and also our own struggles with the topic!
It’s 2019, we’re all out here taking nudes and feeling empowered! However, do you keep yours locked up or do you display them for anyone to see? Let us know if you’re Team Riane or Team Jacklyn in the comments!
What are the 10 best ways to breakup with someone? Ghost, ghost again, ghost but with style? That’s usually how we do it!! Listen while we explore some other options with special guests Rob and Meg!
Picture this: you’re at a family party. Crazy Aunt Dolores is approaching FAST! You can already hear the first question she is going to ask you, “When are you going to find a boyfriend?” Well Crazy Aunt Dolores, this episode is for you! Tune in to find out how we could possibly survive as single women in this day and age!
Testing... testing... is this thing on?? We hope so!! Welcome to Clearly Unqualified!! In our first episode, get to know hosts Jacklyn and Riane as we introduce each other and invite you into our friendship. We’re so excited to start this ride with you! Buckle up!