Project: Rant!: Recent Episodes
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"Real Words Made... Realer" Project Rant takes anonymous online posts and recreates them for your entertainment.
We're taking a break folks! We'll be back occasionally with new episodes, but won't be publishing every week. Thanks for all the support! http://projectrant.com This marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy! Actor: Kelli Bland Author/Actor: Courtney Salinas
http://projectrant.com This waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards. Actor: Beth Puorro
http://projectrant.com This is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one. Actor: Kacey Samiee Director: Shiraz Jafri
http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
http://projectrant.com Only witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Director: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com Texting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert Lambert Director: Shiarz Jafri
http://projectrant.com Thank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander
http://projectrant.com If you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison Director: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com This lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson
http://projectrant.com Post coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Directed by: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com I'll get cancer, you'll have a heart attack. Hey, we all lose, so leave me alone! Kids, seriously don't smoke hamburgers. It's bad for you. Actor: Kim Adams
http://projectrant.com This guy is exploding because someone snagged his protection. Actor: Gopal Bidari Directed by: Gopal Bidari
http://projectrant.com If you hit forward and then send, this rant is for you! Actor: Jolyn Janis
http://projectrant.com We wrote a better description, but it was too long. Actor: Michelle Keffer
http://projectrant.com To watch this rant you have to hold down the play button and twist slowly. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
http://projectrant.com We had a great joke about a bagel, but there was a hole in it. Actor: Michelle Keffer
http://projectrant.com If you interrupt the prof reading a sonnet, I'll put a bullet in your bonnet. Actor: Rob Rowland
http://projectrant.com This lady would have been happier being raised by wolves. Actor: Aimee Thomas
http://projectrant.com If you're buying food at a movie theater it should go into your mouth not onto the floor! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.
http://projectrant.com If you ever have lived on the bottom floor of an apartment complex, this rant is for you. Actor: Joe Hartman
http://projectrant.com Anger level? Going up! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.
http://projectrant.com Arriving at divorce in point five miles. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
http://projectrant.com 42-12-7-22-33-3 in bed. Whoops sorry. Read the wrong side there. Actor: Ben Wolfe
http://projectrant.com Yeah, we started making web-shows way before it was cool to, you know. Actor: Wayne Alan Brenner
http://projectrant.com THis rant comes with a $25 co-pay. Actor: David F. Jones Director: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com Sorry for publishing this on 4/21. We're just chronically late. Actor: Michelle Keffer
You have an eating disorder. The correct order is to put food in your mouth and then close it. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison
http://projectrant.com A son's discourse to his father who is keeping him from having intercourse. Actor: Rob Rowland
http://projectrant.com This rant goes out to all the fake n' bake folks out there. Actor: Libby Dees ;So, I get thats its important to get your vitamin D and all, but it is necessary to
projectrant.com This guy is going to smack the quack out of you if he sees a pic of you with a duck face again! Actor: Joe Hartman
projectrant.com This letter to Project: Rant focuses on our lack of crediting the talent in the show.
projectrant.com We have zero tolerance for lactose. Down with milk! Actor: Scot Friedman
projectrant.com - Put on your red/blue glasses and get ready for an immersive rant! This guy wants his movies to be like Kansas - flat and affordable
projectrant.com He forgot his parents. Oh wait, nevermind. Actor: Pete Asplund - Directed by Raf Ruiz
www.projectrant.com Q: How man hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Dude, the light bulb was way cooler before it changed. Actor: Mark Stewart
So many angry emails about our crappy website. Well, bitch no more ranters and go to projectrant.com and find something new ;to vent about.
projectrant.com Finally, someone get's mad about people being nice. Actress: Ellie McBride
www.projectrant.com What is an animal advocate doing in a McDonalds anyways? Actor: Robert Lambert
www.projectrant.com We'll return to your program after this brief RANT! Actor: Ben Wolfe
www.projectrant.com This lady thought long and hard about this rant! Actor: Kelli Bland
www.projectrant.com A hotel clerk dresses down a guest for going on a naked quest. Actor: MIchelle Keffer
www.projectrant.com Aisle blockers make this man want to check out. Actor: Shannon McCormick
www.projectrant.com If you took the time to call, you should take the time to talk. Actor: Mark Stewart
www.projectrant.com The best way to deal with a pervert is a full frontal assault. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison
http://projectrant.com Our favorite piece of hate-mail reenacted by Lowell Bartholomee.
This week's rant: animated rage. Animator: Paul Beck (A Scanner Darkly) Voice Actor: Lowell Bartholomee www.projectrant.com Real online posts recreated with professional actors.
This man's views on shoes: They're fit to be tied. Actor: Joe Hartman http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
You should be banned from med school if you do this... Actor: Martinique Duchene-Phillips http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
Toilets shouldn't be scary. Actor: Kelli Bland http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Auto-flush The other day, I was in a public restroom and overheard a woman trying to coax her terrified child into using the toilet despite it having an auto-flush. I’m with you sister. I don’t like being scared off of the toilet by a flush that sounds like a fucking drowning cat that's trying to claw its way out either. In fact, I’d like to meet the person who created the auto-flush toilet and punch em right square in the fucking jaw. Really genius? What the fuck were you thinking? Is it that hard to flush a toilet? And don’t tell me it’s great because it keeps you from having to touch anything in the bathroom. I can’t remember the last time I decided rather than kicking the flusher, I would use my hand. If anything, it’s waaaay more unsanitary, because it fucking splashes excrement up at you while you’re still taking care of business. I can manage my own courtesy flush, thank you very much. The auto-flush was created to give us another excuse to be lazy. While you’re at it, how about an auto-ass-wiper? Because it’s fucking disgusting, that’s why.
It's a bus not a dating service, so stfu. Actor: Hilah Johnson http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
Yes, that's a real fire in the background. Actor: Raj Gopal Bidari Distributed by Tubemogul.
This show is good, but there's this other show I know that's so much better. Actor: Ken Edwards http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Whatever you do, don't ask this guy about politics. Actor: Weldon Phillips http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Distributed by Tubemogul.
When a lightbulb becomes your nemesis, it's time to ride a bike. Actor: Jen Brown. http://wwww.projectrant.com
Feline obesity is a serious problem that affects us... well just this guy so far. Actor: Shannon McCormick www.projectrant.com b7b9adfed6954ae285f8a1fb7b7c5b11
This one goes out to Steven Slater. You're our kind of flight attendant! Distributed by Tubemogul.
Real comments made about the show straight from our YouTube channel. BTW, we're totally not homophones. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Ignoring people for a telephone: There's a rant for that. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison. www.projectrant.com Distributed by Tubemogul.
Hit and run? More like you run and I hit you. Actor: Selena Rosenbalm Distributed by Tubemogul.
It's not a fashion trend, it's a mental illness. Actor: Hilah Johnson. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Mosquitoes blow. You thought I was going to say suck, didn't you? Distributed by Tubemogul.
Q: How many times would you go out on a date with this guy? A: It Depends. Actor: Mark Stewart. Distributed by Tubemogul.
This guy is so steamed he could make his own latte. Actor: Jose Villareal. Distributed by Tubemogul.
This waitress has a tip for you cheapskates out there ordering from the kid's menu. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Be a vegetarian because you love animals, not because you hate people. Distributed by Tubemogul.
This gent practices the kind art of passive-aggressive driving. Distributed by Tubemogul.
I'm with this guy, it's way too early to write a funny description. Distributed by Tubemogul.
A close shave has this hairdresser delivering a quick cutting tease at a co-worker that has her permanently ticked off. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Big Brother taxes the booze going in, The Man taxes it going out. Distributed by Tubemogul.
If you ask me if I'm OK one more time, I'm going to need a shoulder to bite on. Distributed by Tubemogul.
A woman's daily battle with lost souls has finally taken its toll. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Did you hear about the bass player who was so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?