-GTA Vice City Radio’s-: Recent Episodes
Valen Gutiérrez
Hermione: Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville’s lost one.
Ron: No.
Hermione: Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see then.
Ron: Aghhhemm. Sunshine, daises, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!
{Zap. Nothing happens. Ron shrugs.}
Hermione: Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it? Of course I’ve only tried a few simple spells myself, and they’ve all worked for me. For example...{Hermione goes over and sits across from Harry. He points her hand at his glasses and Harry tenses} Oculus Reparo. {The glasses, which noseband is battered, are repaired. Harry takes them off, amazed.} That’s better, isn’t it? Holy Cricket, you’re Harry Potter. I’m Hermione Granger...and you are...?
Ron: {full mouth} I’m...Ron Weasley.
Hermione: Pleasure. You two better change into your robes. I expect we’ll be arriving soon. {Gets up and leaves, then comes back and looks at Ron.} You’ve got dirt, on your nose, by the way, did you know? Just there.
The station for laughter, and sorrow, heartbreak, and tears, and those post-therapy session blues. In early 1980s Vice City, if you got caught in an extramarital affair with your wife's aerobics instructor, there was only one man to turn to: Fernando Martinez. Fernando brought make-up and make-out music to all of Vice City's lovers. Impassioned with the spirit of emotionally charged anthems by artists like Cutting Crew and Mister Mister.
A relentless collection of hard-rock bangers, brought to you by the inimitable Lazlow. From a time when rock & roll was all about living and playing hard. Featuring classic material from legendary acts like Judas Priest and Ozzy Osbourne.
Funky soul sounds from the one and only Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit, who manned the airwaves of Fever 105 throughout Vice City's most turbulent era. "Ladykiller" put the wiggle in your jiggle, the slide in your stride, and reminded Vice City's denizens that times were never too tough not to party. With classic tracks from Kool & the Gang, Michael Jackson and many others, he's got what you need.
Flash FM is full of the general atmosphere of its era, the '80s. The station's idents and imaging voices claim that "if it is totally tubular, rad or awesome" it plays on Flash. Many of the biggest mainstream pop artists in history are in its playlist.
It doesn't seem to be much different from later pop stations like Head Radio, as the station states "we tell you what's good, then play it 'til you like it". At one point it says humorously that they play zero commercials, despite the fact that it is full of them.