Eat Slay Live: Recent Episodes
Eat Slay Live
Crystal tells her story of going from foster care to CEO of The Beverly Farm Foundation.
Al Schuler talks about going through radiation therapy for prostrate cancer nd still coming to Circuit at The Thunderdome.
Muhammed Ali was asked by a reporter how he wanted to be remembered, answer was very surprising.
I honor The Beastman, my bestie with Down Syndrome and talk about the work PRiDE Fitness is doing with special needs individuals.
Musician Tommy Patton talks about his musical journey, his booking agency, as well as his newly found healthy lifestyle. He discusses his first time doing Circuit at the PRiDE Fitness Thunderdome.
Jaquan Adams- SLIAC Basketball Player of the Year.
Listen how he overcame many setbacks.
Tony Vogel is co-host of the One Hell of a Life Outdoor Podcast and co-owner of Zero Duck 30 and Zero Buck 30.
Kelly Lee is a bad ass chick with an extreme creative ability. She talks about her lifelong journey to better herself.
You are the star of the movie of your life. Will it be a redemption story or a tragedy? Will you be an extra? A villian? The Hero? You are also the writer, director, and producer. You can re-write the script anytime.
Todd did a FB live during COVID while Gavin was performing (singing) in his backyard as a teenager. The video went viral and got millions of views. Hear how Gavin got his start and where is career has gone now.
UFC Veteran Cortez Coleman talks about training with Matt Hughes, Dana White giving him his nickname, going from running the streets to running a business, strength and conditioning with Todd, and much more
DR. Quadri talks about his fitness journey at The Thunderdome, competing in Ironmans, the importance of movement, his diet, sugar being the devil, attending college at Columbia and Cornell, and more.
Steve McKinney is a former professional softball player and Champion Bodybuilder, he's been a gym owner and trainer for 30+ years, is a Pastor, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, a new grandfather, co-owner of a Jiu Jitsu school, and much more. Steve talks about his journey, his daily routine, training past age 60, etc.
The boyz have Nick Darr in the ESL Studio. He talks about going from a parttime early morning weekend newscaster to owning the radio station and The Big Z Media Group.
Todd and Nick have a big announcement about an upcoming collaboration.
Ross turns 40.
The boyz have #1 Nashville songwriter/Singer Tommy Karlas in the ESL Studio. Tommy tells his story on how he got started in music, getting his first guitar from a dumpster, performing in front of 100,000 people, his writing process, the state of music these days, and also plays a couple songs.
The boyz have former UFC Veteran and now Missouri Fireman Jake Hecht in the studio. Jake tells his story going from high school wrestling, training at Matt Hughes' gym, coaching in Ireland, extreme weight cutting, becoming a fireman, and much more.
Legendary Hall of Fame Coach Mike Waldo is back in the studio to talk about his players. The boyz run through all 17 All-State players that Coach had throughout his career as well as many others. He talks about what makes a great players and teammate.
The boyz bring in Hall of Fame basketball coach Mike Waldo. They talk about his journey to 727 wins in his career, being called "stalldo Waldo", his legendary game day preparation, his departure from Edwardsville High School, coaching on the college level, weight training for basketball, what he looks for in a player, and much more.
** Next week we put out part 2 (Slayers edition) where Coach Waldo talks about all 17 All State players plus many more.
The Boyz have on Dr. Geoffrey Turner, OBGYN. Dr. T tell his story of becoming a gynecologist. Dr. T has delivered nearly 4500 babies. He answers the tough questions the boyz throw at him such as "What are the 'top' 3 things you have extracted from a vagina" and many other thought provoking inquiries.
The boyz talk about the movie The Sound of Freedom.
On this episode is Rich Binning. Rich has been involved in anti sex trafficking work for 17 years and has done so in Guatemala, Kenya, Dominican Republic, Cambodia, and is currently working in Thailand. There his organization helps girls working in beer bars and homeless children re-write their narrative. They provide trauma based counseling, medical checkups, food, clothing, employment skills and other services to help a child change their story.
Melissa Georgeoff is currently the Chief Contracting Officer for Advent, Life Tech, and Aeratech. A specialty company specializing in invasive & non-invasive ventilators for children & adults needing life-sustaining, respiratory care. She talks about her journey going from receptionist to Vice-President, humble beginnings, her life mission to make sure all people with disabilities get the proper life sustaining equipment they need and helping the "unseen" to be seen/heard. The boyz pay tribute to legendary St Louis Cardinals announcer Mike Shannon who passed recently. Todd Laux Ross Laux Melissa Georgeoff
Stassi Chiropractic & Wellness Center owner Kory Stassi. • It’s “Jersey day” in the ESL Studio for the Lauxecutioners compliments of brother Ty. • Todd says he never wears a tank top but can’t stop looking at himself in this one. • Dr. Stassi talks health and wellness, being the Official Chiropractor of Southern Illinois University Athletics, his journey to deadlifting 500lbs, trap shooting, getting a concussion while in a foot race with his wife, youth sports, growing up in a bar, and much more.
Dar Bryant is the author of 360: A Full Circle, an inspirational speaker, and the Director of the Dream Center in Alton, IL. Dar talks about cooking meth, counterfeiting, 2 stints in prison, landing on Arizona's Most Wanted list, turning his life around, helping others, and much more.
The boyz have some boss babes in the studio.... Liz Campbell, Jessica Grace, and Lauren Wright.
Todd talks about reading at Ross' daughter's school. The girls discuss the trials of being female entrepreneurs, kids being bullied, unsolicited **** pics, secrets to being successful business owners, fashion, beauty, etc.
The boyz have on Franki Cambeletta. He is the owner of Shift Films, host of the Haunted Garage Podcast and The Lost boys of Hannibal Podcast. He also puts on an annual horror film festival in St Louis. Franki talks about 3 boys that went missing in Hannibal, MO but was never solved. He discusses all the deaths in the Lemp Mansion. Explains the different types of hauntings. Finds out the Lauxecutioners are scaredy cats. Gives the boys props on their podcast, and much much more.
The boyz talk about a controversial topic involving their brother. The Boyz receive a gift from a listener.
Steve Porter- A Hall of Fame Sports reporter talks about his 40+ year career covering sports, the media industry today, his Mount Rushmore of sports reporters, his all time favorite sporting events he has attended, advice for a long lasting career, and much more.
The Boyz have on the girlz from The J Show Podcast, Jenna and Jess. After a 2+ year podcation they are relaunching in the ESL Studio. They talk about where they have been, what their show is about, their goals, online dating, and much more.
The boyz bring on Cody Beck who was instrumental in helping them get their podcast going. Cody has worked in business start ups in New York and Ireland. Cody is the co-host of the American Hauntings Podcast as well as the Director of Product at CinemaBlend. Cody wrote the first article ever about PRiDE Fitness in 2011.
The boyz talk about their journey through 50 episodes. They discuss what they have learned, favorite moments, biggest fails, top listens and views, give advice, etc.
As we approach our 50th episode we want to hear from our listeners, The Slayers.
- questions for us
-feedback
-favorite guest/episode
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any anyone you would like us to get on
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anything inspire you
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anyone want to start a podcast
The boyz talk about approaching 50 episodes. Todd gives an update on The Kindly Savage Circuit.
Thomas Harrell is owner/founder/director of 10 businesses. He talks about his journey, his videos #thegrindseries, his business leadership creed: Hear. Help. Handle, balancing life and work, his daily planner routine, and much more.
Hugh owns multiple businesses, including Post Commons. He is a pastor, author of many books, speaker, etc. He tells his story which may or may not involve middle school, a trombone case, and weed.•. Todd makes a big announcement.
Todd asks Ross about his 2023 so Ross will ask him. •Ross does some research.• Todd has a new happier version.•The Studio has one video shot but it’s high def at least• Brittany Dwyer talks about her company Disco located in St Louis. She talks about winning the The Arch Grant, being a “intrapreneur” while working for other companies, how she used all her work experiences to build her company, the fear of that she walking away from a bib with security, and much more. Her business: https://www.timetodisco.com
Willard Wallace. Educator for 33 years. In his 80's and still slaying. Todd wears his high school letter jacket as Mr. Wallace was his Principal. Ross mans the sound effects. Mr. Wallace talks about cleaning the planet, being on the News, his viral video, the secret to staying active, his career, no alcohol for 50 years, and much more.
A work issue causes Ross to have to cancel so Todd does a "Toddcast". He rambles about consistency, books, a future guest, and an appearance from Knuckles the one eyed wonder dawg occurs.
Laura Burton is a Nurse Practitioner who is Certified in Functional Medicine and has a passion for health and wellness. She believes functional medicine is the future of health care which is finding root cause of dis-ease and treating that, not just the symptom. She owns Full Circle Function. *The theme song is now digital. * The studio gets ESL cups. * Ross gets tested. * Todd never shuts up. * They talk nutrition, diabetes, the healthcare system, food for kids, etc.
Aaron Kellim is a singer, songwriter in Los Angeles and the owner of Be Kind. apparel. The Boyz find out about his journey.
Todd denies ever being sick. Ross denies Todd's denial of ever being sick. Someone sings. Aaron gives his Mount Rushmore of inspiration. Aaron informs the boyz about an up and coming female vocalist who is the next big thing. The Chicago Bob Question of the Day Segment is introduced.
The boyz claim this is their best episode.
The boyz bring in Head Coach of the Southwestern Illinois College Women’s Basketball Team, owner and Head Coach of the The Hawks, and legendary Civic Memorial Girls coach Jonathan Denney. •He talks his own career. • Former players, coaches, and admins send messages• He takes making a culture change in programs. • How he overcame adversity. • His regrets.• His Mount Rushmore of Coaches.• and much more
Edited This episode only an hour 23 long not 2:46. The Boyz bring in the Illinois District Superintendent of the Assemblies of God Phil Schneider. Todd breaks out his 11 year old "Pastor Phil is my homeboy" shirt. Phil talks literally eating lightning. Phil talks balancing being a pastor and a businessman.
Just the boyz on this one. They intro their new awesome theme song. Ross thinks he’s running this episode. Todd talks marriage. Ross talks 5 year plan. Todd is rantivational. Ross steals the 2021 costume contest.
The boyz conversed with sitting State Senator for our district Kris Tharp. Kris is a 25 year law enforcement veteran. He will be running to keep his seat in about 50 days. He talks about growing up poor, his long police career, and why he is running for Senate .
The Woodstock '99 Documentary is trending on Netflix documenting the issues plaquing the festival. The boyz interview local resident Toby Miller who attended the fest when he was 19 years old and gives a first hand semi "hazy" account.
Ric Johns, Hall of Fame football coach, talks success at an early age, regrets, selling your program, motivation, stories of glory days, Championships, etc
Ted Prehn businessman, farmer, politician. Todd talks about eyeing Teds wife. Ted discusses becoming an entrepreneur at 19, losing it all, bouncing back, getting married on the Capital Building steps, running for the House of Representatives, moving “off the grid” and trading in his suits for boots, being a homesteader, gives advice to young adults, and much more.
The boyz get right into. The beloved Ms Pitts talks growing up in Chicago, taking the el train to school, her almost dance career, her mom’s influence, “the last drink of water”, her legacy, basketball, stories and comments that former students and faculty sent in, her life now, and much more. Listening to her will make you want to be a better person.
Just the boyz. They talk intro music, Ross speaking at his mentors funeral, Todd close to death, Ross putting the lord in landlord, Todd rants about health and brags, the passing of a friend Mike Dreith, etc etc
The boyz talk Thunderpits and Pavilions (again). Steve Medford talks going door to door to start his business, being a head coach today and why he resigned, the economy, and he almost cries.
On their first video podcast the boyz bring in teenage custom shoe maker Sean Mitchell. As a senior in high school Sean has two businesses. Hear and see his story from the new ESL studio.
The boyz talk about their new outside projects: The Thunderpit and The Pavilion. and about their new studio. *Joe Silkwood talks about being signed as a free agent with the St. Louis Cardinals, his signing bonus, Vince Coleman, Todd Worrell, George Hendricks, raising champion kids, going into politics, being in the STL Hall of Fame, his run for State Rep, his Mount Rushmore, and more.
Police Chief of Wood River Brad Wells.Todd brings his own gift The boyz talk mentors and eulogies I’m not crying you’re crying Chief talks homicide investigations, says the word mitochondrial, talks about cleaning up and revitalizing his town, physical fitness, and more.
Intro is a tribute to Meatloaf. Todd discusses his sabbatical from life Ross talks new plan for working out/eating (see below). * Ross questions Todd saying he has danced 37 times at Fast Eddies. The boyz talk winning the day. * Todd talks about the group he’s starting. ESL gets apparel. The boyz discuss yet another new studio location. The boyz have a “mini” guest. Don Brown comes in and discusses his podcast which will be done in the new ESL Studio. *Don wooos the boyz with his quote “Real Estate Always Wins”.
Ross's Meal Plan: 1. Protein Shake 2. Eggs and Meat 3. Chicken/Steak/Fish and Vegetables (Salad) 4. Protein Shake w/oats, banana, honey (After Workout) 5. Chicken/Steak/Fish and Fruit or Vegetables 6. Fortagen Protein Shake
Vitamin Rotation: 1. Grassfed Beef Organs and Beef Liver 2. Vit D, K2, Zinc 3. Magnesium Rules: Leg Day Starts the Week. No Drinking Unless You've Worked Out. No Candy/Soda/Ice Cream. Rotate Ab and Posture Exercises.
Kevin Jaklevic, Host of the You Know Jak Podcast, comes in and turns the mics on the boyz.
The boyz have Sarah Smith in to tell her story. She’s a Judge, Colonel, Mother, Philanthropist, Truth Crusader, etc. •Sarah brings gifts and the boyz turn into children opening them. • They talk about their new studio and future • Sarah talks about joining the Army, law school, fighting, Afghanistan, raising boys, motivation, giving back, advice for young people, her Mount Rushmore of military leaders, etc.
The boyz talk the carnivore diet challenge, the vaccine, the Rittenhouse case, a new studio, Yellowstone, future guests, a show takeover, a cameo appearance, etc
The boyz bring in Executive Director of the Alton Boys and Girls club Al Womack. * Todd rants about chew * Ross issues a challenge. *Al talks about his rough upbringing, his way out, being a College National Champion, his need to mentor, his life’s work, a mentor to him, and much more.
The Boyz talk to Alton Police Chief Marcos Pulido. * Ross goes to the Thunderdome * Todd tells haters to suck it. * Marcos talks about his journey, his leadership style, the difficulties in policing in today’s world, giving back, and much more. *Todd describes his police “career” in one story.
The boyz are back to Slay Season 3. They do some recapping, talk Thunderdomes, babies, give advice, and talk future.
Jonah White, founder of Billy Bob Teeth.
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The Boyz mostly keep their mouths shut, you’re welcome.
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Jonah talks living in a school bus with goats, having a dirt floor, his athletic conquests, living in a cave, sneaking into dental school, wife shopping in Australia, eating road kill, his reality show, hanging with The Rock, hanging with his pet bear/wolves/skunks/bison/etc., all his business ventures, what it takes to go from rags to gags to riches, and much more.
The Lauxecutioners rap with the first Executive Director of the Bethalto Boys Club. Ross' ESL job = turn computer on. Todd's ESL= everything else. Todd gets mushy right from the start. Ross gets his ego stroked. * Todd announces he's doing a 96 hour fast against his "doctors" orders which Ross encourages. * Ross talks about his basketball career......again. Todd talks about his “boxing career”. *The boyz talk about when Ross faced their brother Sam at the plate in baseball. Todd encouraged a bean ball. Dan talks about being the 11th of 12 kids, losing their father and their home at 3 years old, moving into the housing projects, boxing, being hired as the first Executive Director, his hero, the boyz as kidz, and much more. Off the mic he tells a story about Sergeant Margaret stealing a State Park Rangers hat.
The Lauxecutioners sit down and converse with co-owner of the renowned pizzeria, Romas.
*Todd causes the guest to hold a gun to his head with the intro song.
*Ross calls them "grinderz".
*Todd tries to sell PRiDE Fitness
*Ross brings a cook in from the world renowned culinary capital of the world....Iowa.
Tony talks about immigrating from Sicily knowing no English, nun beatings, arson, robbery, the mafia, living in a small room in the back of Romas, Mama Pizzo, Dave Portnoy (Barstool Sports) and his pizza reviews, the future, and a whole lot.
No guest, just the boyz talking trash. Todd mentions beer, prostitutes, and douche bags while speaking at his church. Ross coincidentally goes to Vegas. * Todd didn’t want to do the show, is doom and gloom but still doesn’t shut up. *Ross pivots and for once he isn’t talking about his basketball career. * The boyz get big timed. * The boyz do a book review. * The boyz reveal next weeks guest.
JD Lorton is the Director of Operations for Aeries Winery, Grafton Zipline, Grafton Skytour (Gondola), Aeries Resort, etc etc. He’s a coach and former teacher.
•The boyz give updates about the Brickhouse and Thunderdome.
•Ross is making the Brick the new Studio 54 on the weekends.
•Todd talks ice cream sandwiches and girls basketball.
•Boyz mini rant about high school sports.
•Besides free iced tea for life Todd also wants VIP treatment at the Brick. Ross fakes texting his staff to tell them.
•JD talks grinding at an early age with an entrepreneur spirited family, his mentor Ric Johns, winning a state championship, surrounding yourself with the right people, the future of their enterprises and drops BREAKING NEWS on a coming attraction to Grafton.
Todd has a “brain trust”. Ross is a sound engineer. Todd giving shout outs. Ross hopes people show up to his new bar. Todd drops a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT and Ross fears for his life. The boyz have a listener in Poland. The listenerz enjoy the podcasts more when the boyz shut the *** up. — Karolina talks about growing up in Lithuania, childhood trauma and abuse, fleeing to America, depression, breaking life cycles, using your past to fuel your present, her Mount Rushmore of motivators, how Todd is a fragile flower, ultra marathoning, and much more.
Ex-NFL football player Brent Hawkins tells his story. -Todd talks the search for the new Thunderdome. -Ross gives opening date for the Brickhouse expansion. -They're both sick of hearing each other talk. Hawk talks about growing up in a pre-dominantly white rural town, coming from the “mud”, his road to the NFL, playing college basketball with Ross, ripping his groin while sacking Donovan McNabb, being snubbed by the University of Illinois, Drew Brees coming to watch him play in high school, penalties for not enough Canadians on the field, bodybuilding, what high school athletes should be doing, etc. * The boyz are too embarrassed to ask Hawk who would win in a foot race after hearing his 40 time. Sergeant Margaret busts into the studio and orders the boyz to move a fridge. * The story of Edward Fortyhands is told.
Eddie Sholar, owner of the World Famous Fast Eddies Bon Air.
-Todd says he wants to start "tramping".
-Ross calls Todd uninteresting.
-Todd talks about his buddy Matt Hughes pummeling Ross at Bon Air last Saturday.
- Eddie talks Bon Air history, business, Mike Shannon, buying a street, hookers, myths, work ethic, celebrating 7000 twenty-first birthdays a year, the best bars in the country, Mustang Sally, hanging a motorcycle from the ceiling, the Boys and Girls Club, liquor in the front poker in the rear, his Cal Ripken like streak, etc.
Attorney and philanthropist Todd drops a bomb and Ross diffuses it. Amy talks about breaking gender barriers, Pro Bono work, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Elvis, Rosa Parks, Obi Wan, Gal Gadot, Lewis and Clark, Chewbacca, Pulp Fiction, To Kill a Mockingbird, bailing Ross out, working with Todd, and the best advice to help young women succeed in this world today.
Jeremy is an entrepreneur, gym owner, trainer, fighter, musician, comedian, photographer and possibly an alien.
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The boyz lose control right from the start.
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Todd thinks he saw Jeremy's testicle.
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Ross thinks Jeremy beat Todd up at a bar.
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Todd and Jeremy met while fitness equipment shopping....hmm.
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Ross hires Jeremy.
*Jeremy hires Todd and has him carry his luggage and fetch him coffee.
- Jeremy talks a lot about hookers, lady boys, and naked raves in Bangkok.
*Jeremy performs Johnny Cash, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem.
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Jeremy talks about what motivates him, gives advice for future business, and describes having his pubis ran over by a train.
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The boyz brother Ty had an emergency surgery and Todd complains about having to carry in his packages.
Adam is an entrepreneur, a martial artist, a coach, a mentor, and a student of life. His energy and grind will motivate you.
• Todd keeps receiving Blue Ribbons due to last week’s episode. (Pabst Blue Ribbons.)
• Ross breaks the first rule of the Lauxdown.
• Todd calls Adam the one time Dana White of the Riverbend.
•Adam takes over.... He talks finance, fighting, personal health, Huck's Slurpees, motivators, personal struggles, real estate,...
The boyz have their mom on who they affectionately refer to as Sergeant Margaret or Sarge . Truth ensues.
*30 seconds in Sarge gives Ross “the look” for his language. Ross was scared.
*The boyz wonder what she means when she keeps saying she was having “fun” in her younger days.
*Sarge says she didn’t want to have kids..more than once.
*Sarge talks about the time Todd died.
*Sarge talks about the other time Todd died. *
Sarge talks about all the other times Todd died.
*Sarge thought Ross was going to be a wrestler.
*Sarge thought Todd working out was a fad.
*Sarge confesses that Rod Stewart isn’t Todd’s father thus squashing his fantasy.
*Sarge says Ross always thought he was “da boss”.
*Sarge gives her Mount Rushmore of cartoons she has had to endure over the years.
*Sarge gives her favorite book of all time.
*Sarge discusses her favorite “weapon” for keeping the boyz in line.
*Ross had a perma black eye until he graduated high school.
*Todd pulled a lawn mower behind his bike up hill both ways in traffic.
*The boyz are who they are because of Sergeant Margaret and thank her for being their M.O.M.
Erik discusses being an essential UPS driver, being a local partying legend, depression, physical fitness. Todd thinks his neighbor is dead. Ross brags he wasn’t late for once. Todd talks about how much Thunderdome Thanksgiving raised for kids and almost cries. Ross makes his wife hang the Christmas lights on the roof. The boyz discuss Mike Tyson. * Erik gives his Mount Rushmore of famous partiers. The boyz discuss their favorite book of all time. Todd reads some of Erik’s social media posts (warning strong hilarious language). The boyz rank the Rocky movies. *Todd almost cries again talking about the death of Rocky’s trainer Mick.
• Todd gives a history lesson which turns into a pissedstory lesson • Ross misses the distance the Mayflower traveled by 2,700 miles. His wings are good though. • Todd says the pilgrims had one ship for them and one for their ballz. • Ross brags about his body. • The boyz say sugar is the devil x 11. • Ross’ wife calls in during the show, Todd edits it out. • Ross gives Todd props for quitting drinking while drinking beers. •The Alcohol of Fame is mentioned. • The boyz promise to do better...........again.
Get a check in the Win column by knocking off a high priority task each day...giving someone a compliment. Todd talks about how this can be a way for you to be that little change you would like to see in the world and only takes about 1.3 seconds.
Get a check in the Win column by knocking off a high priority task each day...reading. Todd describes an easy way to do it while also showing how thought provoking one page a day can be.
Todd talks about a strategy he uses to win the day, win the week, win your life. A video of this episode can also be found on the Eat. Slay. Live. Facebook page.
Their guest, De’Laney Ortiz, tells his inspirational story from growing up in a small rural town in Illinois to walking runways in New York. From washing dishes to being a contracted model with American Eagle. _________ - Ross almost cries again. - Todd’s a quitter #alcoholaux - Shots shots shots..not not not. - Ross was on time. - Todd lets his red white and blue liberty bell ring. - Ross kicked their guest off the basketball team in high school. - Todd referred to all their other guests as ugly a**es. - The boyz agree De’Laney is a sexy mofo. - The boyz ask De’Laney thought provoking questions like “being a model do you get tons of chicks blowing you up???”.
The boyz rant and rage.
—Ross can hula hoop through a Cheerio.
—Todd likes his bedfellows to be thick like a brick..literally.
— Ross likes his coffee like he likes his women...............hot.
— Todd snoozes and loses but still wants to be the Facebook police.
— Ross gives very close to accurate statistics.
-- Todd has mandates.
— The boyz go through listener mail.
—Chicago Bob invents the word “podcation” for the boyz' “sabbatical”.
—The boyz do a fight analysis of their two crushes fighting.
—The boyz discuss the ramifications of dancing.
—The boyz introduce a new sponsor.
Season #2 begins: - The Boyz discuss what they have been doing during their podcast "sabbatical". -The Boyz have their first on air fight. Which makes them go off air and then come back on air all in one show... -Todd makes up statistics and rants. -Ross quotes Benjamin Franklin. -Todd trades his honor for chicken wings and rants. -Ross thinks he's Winston Churchill. -Todd says "Team America" 13 times and rants. -Ross accessorizes and possibly robs a stagecoach. -Todd rants and rants. -The Incredible Edible Story.
The story of musician and professional photographer Billy Hurst. -The walkout songs continue. - For some reason the boyz show their faces. - Billy's Listening Room Studio makes the Brick Studio it's b***h. Todd invites himself over. - Todd dresses Ross. - Todd claims Ross looks like a middle aged white woman on her daughters bachelorette party. - Billy strums his guitar and bellars out some tunes. - Ross thinks Billy is a juke box. - At last count Todd cried 3 times during the show. - Most of the time Ross forgets they are being videoed. - Todd doesn't forget. He admires his beard and flexes most of the time like it's his bathroom mirror. - Brad Pitt is again mentioned. (Get a room.) - Billy likey wingies. (And trap bar deadlifts.) - After hearing the playback Billy compares the boyz audio technology to the quality of a coffee can.
First guest in the studio: Dave Galanti tells his story of going from an Army pilot in Desert Storm to owning his own law firm. •The boyz try to sound smart and talk about documentaries. •The Beastie Boys hurt Todd’s heart. • Brad Pitt is again mentioned. • Ross refuses to do research. • Dave marries a Sergeant Margaret protege. •Dave likes jumping rope and eating BLT’s. • Dave restores his manhood by having bad ass family members. •Todd discusses some exciting future shows for ESL. • The boyz discuss which of them would win in a foot race.
Todd talks about: * his quest for the heavyweight championship of the world. * Underwear and tires. * How he was the Doc Holiday of the police department . * Getting women to his wood paneled garage in the early days of PRiDE Fitness. * Training UFC fighters. * Moving into The Thunderdome. * The Future of PRiDE Fitness.
Ross: * Again brings up his basketball career * Talks about naming the Laux Brickhouse. * Wonders why he can’t mention the fact that Todd won Best Build in high school. * Touches on his excuse for not coming to The Thunderdome much lately. * Talks about their time at Matt Hughes and Robbie Lawler’s gym The Hit Squad.
2. •Todd delivers tragic news, talks about fighting in his whitey tighties, reveals another crush, pretends to listen to Ross; • Ross tells his story on how his business, The Brickhouse, came to fruition starting with him being a slow white boy playing college basketball. He reveals the sacrifices him and his wife had to make to achieve their dream and his plans for the future.
After months of preparations, hours upon hours of studio time, relentless research and development, and many beers to make sure our first podcast is a masterpiece, we are finally publishing the first one! We failed miserably in creating that Michelangelos' David for the ear drums but gosh darn it we had fun trying and promise to get better. This is our introduction. Hey Knuckleheads!
Please send feedback or show ideas to: eatslaylive22@gmail.com (we will read the funniest/interesting/etc on our next podcast.)
Slay On,
Ross and Todd