Betamax Video Club: Recent Episodes
Rich Nelson
(This episode was recorded in November 2020)
Please forgive me. I'm so sorry, but I just had to do it...
Welcome to the first and last live commentary episode of Betamax, as John from the Trial Of A Time Lord podcast and I suffer the ordeal of 1978's TV disaster for the first and last time.
Listen live, and watch along with us: It is available on YouTube here https://youtu.be/6hH8rxarVG8?t=14
This is being uploaded to the podcast feed in order to generate a video to go onto the Betamax YouTube channel, which will be the new home of the old and bonus episodes in 2022.
If you haven't already, check out my new podcast "Don't You Want Me" on all good podcast apps, where Catrin and I look at the relationships within movies such as Casino Royale, Superman and West Side Story.
Rich
"Then I'm about to make the same mistake twice..."
Originally recorded in 2019, I've decided to release the full version of the episode on A View To A Kill, with an extra 50 minutes of Marty from Thunderballs and I talking about Roger Moore, Christopher Walken and various other gushing.
This episode has lived on Patreon but with the imminent farewell of Daniel Craig as Bond, let's reminisce for Roger's 1985 exit.
If Orlebar Brown are listening, we'd still like the jackets please.
Thunderballs is launching a new radio show in October 2021, with some very special guests talking about the music of James Bond along with some other insightful questions.
"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
Here we are people, I did promise - the latest episode of Betamax has taken me a month to edit (so much for deadlines) but I hope you'll agree that it's worth it. Marty from Thunderballs.org crashes his rocket into my podcast and brings a bevy of Bond links, Queen chat, Timothy Dalton swooning and plenty more.
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Bobby Richmond
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Steve Guttenberg makes his long overdue Betamax debut in the Leonard Nimoy-directed opus Three Men And A Baby. Guttenberg is joined by Tom Selleck and Ted Danson as three New York bachelors who become guardians of a baby left on their doorstep.
There is also a plot about heroin dealers which I really didn't notice when I was a kid...
Joining me to judge everyone involved is Jenny Morrill.
"This stage is no place for your personal shit, man!"
Another first-time watch for me, I'm joined by who else but Prince superfan Catrin Lowe to watch a movie made of equal parts amazing and ludicrous... Don't forget to purify yourself in a local lake after you've heard this. And if you know Darling Nikki's phone number, drop me a line.
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Doug Grant, Andrew Elliott, Bobby Richmond
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"Pimps is an ugly word. We could call ourselves love brokers."
Welcome to the Night Shift, where Simon Smith and I will guide you through the finer points of working in a morgue, organising prostitution and hosting frat parties. At the same time...
For those who haven't seen it, here is a link to the movie on YouTube https://youtu.be/7kKzH0hczGo. I hadn't seen it before (recurring theme of recent episodes) and without spoiling it, I thought it was great.
Now can you tell me who sent him to Pimp Heaven?
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Doug Grant, Andrew Elliott, Bobby Richmond
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"I suppose you're one of those fellows who does the Times crossword puzzle in ten minutes?" "I have never taken ten minutes."
Welcome back for another Roger Moore love-in... This time he plays Rufus Excalibur ffolkes (two lower-case fs) in a role that some see as a polar opposite to his James Bond. Joining me as we seek to liberate Jennifer and Ruth from the waxy Norman Bates is Andrew Beasley (as mentioned, you can buy Andrew's book about Liverpool FC here)
As also discussed, the movie is available to watch in full on YouTube here...
Rich
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson, Doug Grant, Andrew Elliott
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"Two dollars!"
No, not another Patreon plug, but if you've seen the movie, you know the score...
Joining me at the top of the mountain in Jonathan Foster, host of The Pod Charles Cinecast, the podcast of the incredible Prince Charles Cinema. We have a good old natter about cinemas, streaming, home video and the such.
Thank you.
Rich
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson, Doug Grant
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
Greetings Goblin Kings and Queens - join Deb Tracey and myself as we go into the Labyrinth in search of Bowie, Superman and Fraggle Rock. Usual Betamax fare of course. It's another first-time watch for me, as usual aim all abuse at the usual channels.
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Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"Where do I stand for a corner kick?"
One of the most keenly fought battles amongst my friends was who gets to be the guest on this episode - the winner was Adam Hurrey, the man behind Football Cliches (and podcast) and father of my youngest daughter's best friend, which in no way influenced the vote after a few beers at our local non-league ground (Worcester Park FC could quite easily have hosted the game to be honest).
Join us as we romp through the tale of how three World Cup winners, Michael Caine, Sylvester Stallone and the UEFA Cup winning Ipswich squad secured a gallant 4-4 draw away to THE NAZIS.
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"A sequel! That's it! We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it.... CHRISTMAS 2!!!!"
Well, it's a little early, but 2020 has been so utterly bereft of joy that Catrin and I are bringing you the final episode of the year out a few days early as we revisit the glorious McDonalds advert "Santa Claus The Movie". Brought to you by the makers of Superman, the director of Supergirl and the young ragamuffin who... did nothing else but play Joe in this film.
Hope you have the best Christmas possible with as many loved ones as you can safely spend time with.
See you in 2021, thanks for all the support.
(If you'd like to leave a Christmas present under the Betamax tree, a five star rating on iTunes would be delightful)
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"God would have mercy. He won't."
The John Rambo trilogy (movies ceased to exist in 1990 other than the bonus episodes I do on Patreon) and Simon Smith returns to rescue me from a Soviet prison camp in the middle of Podcastistan and we don't even get any Steven Berkoff to make it easier...
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Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet... But your kids are going to love it"
One of the all-time greats finally arrives on Betamax - and we go all the way back to 1985 to revisit a lot of people's favourite movie. Due to poor planning it's not episode 88, but better early than late. Joining me in the podcasting Delorean is Beano cartoonist Andy Fanton.
Rich
Executive producers: Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!"
Welcome to the biggest adventure on Betamax so far as I'm joined by two guests for the first time, Doug and Elly from the newish podcast Doug and Elly Watch Telly. They were surprisingly gentle with a movie that a lot of people will count as their favourite.
Thank you for the ongoing support - don't forget to share, rate and review the podcast. Plus, if you do enjoy it, then let me know - makes a huge difference.
Rich
Executive producers: Gary West, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!"
We travel back in time to a golden age of cinema this week, as the infamous Graham Sibley returns for another film with an exclamation mark (after Airplane!, while Goal! does get mentioned...).
Thank you for the ongoing support, don't forget to leave a plethora of five star reviews on your podcast app of choice, tell your own amigos and if you can spare the pesos, click on the Patreon link below.
Rich
Executive producers: Gary West, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh, Jason Clarkson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
We remain in the classics section this time with one of the defining movies of the era, featuring the first lady of 80s cinema Molly Ringwald.
Joining me at the prom is The Telegraph's arts and entertainment editor Anita Singh - she even has a copy of the novelisation with the original ending so clearly an authority on the topic. She also suggests a very interesting companion film at the end...
Thanks again for the ongoing support
Rich
Executive producers: Gary West, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison, Anita Singh
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
One of the great 80s movies gets the Betamax treatment as I'm joined in the cockpit by broadcaster Simon London - we play a little volleyball, lose that lovin' feeling and enjoy some sweet Kenny Loggins.
Be my wingman by subscribing, rating and reviewing the podcast on your app of choice. Tell your friends, share on social media, quote Top Gun endlessly at them....
Executive producers: Gary West, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg, Jo Harrison
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"Get away from her, you bitch!"
Returning after a 57 year absence, Simon Pegg joins me on LV-426 to talk about one of the most bold and exciting sequels to a very different masterpiece...
Thank you again for the ongoing support. Mostly. If you like it, tell your friends, share the podcast, rate review and subscribe.
Executive producers: Gary West, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Peter Climie, Tom Carr, James Kennedy, Simon Pegg
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!"
Welcome back for a rare Oscar winning movie (three gongs) and a long overdue return for the fabulous Catrin Lowe. Again, I'd never seen the movie beforehand... But, Cher, Nicolas Cage, Frasier's dad, what more could you ask for?
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Executive producers: Gary West, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings, Peter Climie, Tom Carr, James Kennedy
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
Welcome back to campus as I'm joined by the author Jenny Colgan as we explore science, nerd culture and Val Kilmer... We talk about the film and then move onto a bit about how we consume movies (and music) these days, sounding very old at why people don't make mixtapes anymore.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
One of my favourite movies gets the Betamax treatment for the special 75th episode, with this delicious tale of corporate greed, graphic cop murder and cyborg technology.
Joining me in the executive bathroom of OCP is author James Montague, fresh from his appearance on The Running Man episode to talk about his new book 1312: Among The Ultras.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"Are you a lesbian?"
Apologies for the slight delay with this. Time to explore what the New York Times called "That Madonna Movie"... Joining me to seek Susan is Absolute Radio royalty Claire Sturgess, returning to talk about dancing with Terence Trent D'arby, New York City and amnesia.
Coming soon, a bevy of 80s classics - Robocop, Real Genius and Moonstruck...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"Hey kids! Where y'wanna go?"
Weird Al Yankovich makes his first, and let's be honest, probably only Betamax appearance with an amusing movie about cable TV, which these days could quite easily be about podcasts or YouTubing.
Making a re-run appearance is Paul Abbott, host of the Hark! The 87th Precinct podcast (previously on the Transformers episode last year).
Coming next - Desperately Seeking Susan...
Rich
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist"
After the recent arrival on Betamax of Indiana Jones in Raiders, we now have the sequel/prequel, 1984's Temple Of Doom. Joining me for monkey brains is writer and comedian Chris Stokes, an alumni of the Mystery On The Rox podcast.
Coming soon - UHF and Desperately Seeking Susan...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."
Another first-time watch for me, as I'm lassoed into watching the very funny and prescient comedy with the Oscar-nominated theme song you all know.
Joining me in the office is the returning Anna Cale, with an update on her forthcoming book.
Thank you for the ongoing support - Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review the podcast on iTunes.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Philip Rothenberger, Alan Fewings
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, discounted Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
"Entire world population infected 27,000 hours from first contact"
More escapism for you here as we explore Kurt Russell's Betamax debut in the ultimate sci-fi/horror set in Antarctica - John Carpenter's The Thing.
Joining me in a Norwegian helicopter to chase a dog through snow is the host of the only Doctor Who podcast I listen to (I've never watched Doctor Who) "Trial Of A Timelord".
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Adam Blake
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access, Betamax Video Club merchandise and more.
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" I see you are no stranger to pain."
After the dramatic and often moving study of PTSD in First Blood, Sylvester Stallone returns in the ultimate anti-sequel - a coked-up orgy of violence, MAGA patriotism and explosions in the glorious Rambo: First Blood Part II.
Joining me in the jungle in his own sequel is Simon Smith, CCTV installer extraordinaire and a former soldier himself.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington, Alex Heale, Adam Blake
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access and more.
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"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"
Exploring one of the most profound questions in all of time, Betamax finally looks for the meaning of life with those Monty Python scamps. Joining me on the journey through time and space (and vomit) is Sophie Davies, host of the Smashed Prawns In A Milky Basket podcast as well as the brand new It's An S Pod Thing.
Got some very exciting episodes heading your way soon, keep your ears peeled.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"Do you lose as gracefully as you win?" "I don't know, I've never lost."
James Bond returns for his final Betamax appearance (on the main podcast) in a movie born out of lawsuits and arguments, but also giving a(nother) swansong to Sean Connery. Not an official Bond movie, but it features Connery as 007, so that'll do for me.
Joining me for a nice friendly game of Domination is ITV anchorman Steve Clamp. You can find Steve on Twitter here and on ITV in most of Central England.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee, Laury Curran, Wayne McNally, Darren Hodgkins, Dan Wellington
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
Time for one of my favourite movies of all time, not just the 1980s... Joining me in the search for relics is Terry Duffelen, returning for his hat-trick appearance. Who knows? In a thousand years, even this podcast may be worth something!
You can find Terry over at The Sound Of Football, Whom Pods Destroy and The OddJob Pod podcasts, all essential listening.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee, Laury Curran
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Ludicrous speed! GO!
Spaceballs the Movie is now available on Betamax from Mr Rental - joining me on the bridge of Spaceball 1 is Becky Lea, film writer and Spaceballs enthusiast.
Stay safe and buckle up (ah buckle this!)
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee, Laury Curran
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
Visit www.patreon.com/BetamaxVideoClub for more information about bonus episodes, early access and more, including this episode at ludicrous speed...
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"You improvise, adapt, overcome"
Clint Eastwood makes his Betamax debut in the US Marine story where he plays a grumpy hero being mostly grumpy against young people, middle aged people and old people.
My guest for the episode was Simon Smith, former soldier and curator of a fine Twitter feed (lots of dogs) and provider of a wide range of aerial and audio-visual service at Ascent Aerials...
Apologies my side was slightly quiet, I had a stinking cold. Not coronavirus...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin, Zoltan Vago, Simon Smith, Matt Lee
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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REPRODUCTION!
We go back to school again, prowlin' for podcast gold while being cool riders. Or something... Anyway, the Stephanie to my Michael this week is Em, host of the superb Verbal Diorama podcast, which you can listen to here.
Don't blame me if you end up humming along with the music... It's all on YouTube!
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Laury Curran, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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ASSHOLE!
Recorded the day before the sad death of former Python Terry Jones, two of his alumni meet in a caper involving diamonds, stutters and Yorkshire Terriers.
My guest for this episode was the wonderful Catrin Lowe, who can be found on on Twitter and Instagram.
Coming next... Grease 2!
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Laury Curran, Ian Maddrell, Catrin Lowe, Mark Machin
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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The first bonus episode will be arriving for all patrons soon - THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (1990, set in 1984)
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"Acting head sunshine - and if you ask me, you're acting like a complete arsehole!"
Michael Caine and Pierce Brosnan finally make their full Betamax debuts in this tense Cold War thriller set in East Anglia.
One scene that was mentioned is on Twitter here (Michael Caine catching a train)
My guest for the episode is Jonathan Sothcott, movie producer and CEO of Shogun Films, and big fan of Caine (and Roger Moore). Jonathan is working on some fantastic British movie projects this year.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins, Omar Zambon, Laury Curran, Ian Maddrell
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"I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing."
One of my favourite movies as a kid gets the Betamax treatment - Superman III! Flawed but still wonderful, mainly for the three performances of Christopher Reeve, I'm joined by author Mark O'Connell on this journey through time, space and Guildford.
Mark's book Watching Skies is referenced throughout, while his other book Catching Bullets will be of particular interest to James Bond fans.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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I'm so sorry.
Shamelessly released to coincide with the release of Star Wars Episode IX, I bring you the two Ewok movies: Caravan Of Courage (1984) and Battle For Endor (1985).
Joining me on these adventures is Matt Spaiser, the man behind The Suits Of James Bond website and co-host of the From Tailors With Love podcast.
Thank you for all your support in 2019! Betamax will be back in January with Superman III...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Take a deep breath, prepare for the worst...
The long awaited episode on Elephant The Musical, I mean the Richard Curtis-penned, Mel Smith-directed The Tall Guy lands for the Betamax treatment. Joining me for the pod was film writer and lecturer Ellen Cheshire, who worked in London's theatreland at the time so provides an interesting view...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Knock knock!
One of the greatest movies of all time makes it's way to the podcast, the ultimate action/sci-fi/slasher hybrid with Schwarzenegger, Weathers, Ventura, Duke and a woman. Oh, and a little bit of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Stephen Graham (Masters Of The Universe, Scrooged) returns for his hat-trick appearance. Since his last visit, he has started his own podcast called Faces Of Fascism, a fascinating look at that period in history.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Bella bella!
Betamax is back with Gregory's Girl, the movie dubbed "This has to be the match of the day"... There's football, teenage issues, suburban Scotland and plenty of tremendous hair.
My guest was writer Anna Cale, whose words about film can be found in some of the finest publications around.
Coming soon - Predator...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott, Chris Hopkins
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"This is where it ends, Commander"
The fifth and final Bond movie of the 80s is here, it's Timothy Dalton's revenge-fuelled Licence To Kill - an 80s movie about drugs and violence with added MI6.
My guest for this episode is the dapper Pete Brooker, co-host of the crucial From Tailors With Love podcast. The pod can be found on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
There will be a short break until the next episode while I try and catch up (work and babies have got in the way), but I'll be back soon with more of your favourite movies.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott.
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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This is Walter!
Welcome back to The 'Burbs, where everything is not quite how it seems...
Joining me for a trip to Averageville USA is film writer/fan Jimi Fletcher, whose work can be found at Fletch Talks and VHS Revival. Randomly, this was recorded and edited before the recent trailer for the upcoming Tom Hanks movie about "Mr Rogers", so this featuring a clip of Mr Rogers is very random indeed.
There is a very slight "lo-fi" quality to my side of the record, owing to a dodgy back-up mic. Help me out by looking below...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott.
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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I’ve had a few optional extras installed...
Timothy Dalton picks up the Walther and goes back to the beginning (the books at least). The first of Dalton's fine pair of 007 movies sees Alice Dryden climb into my cello case as we hurtle down the slopes of a movie that seems to have aged better than most, via the KGB, Afghanistan and a-Ha.
One more Bond film left after this, but it's The 'Burbs next. In case you didn't see, there is an extended version of the A View To A Kill episode on Patreon.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes, Matt Cunnington, Christian Deas, Andy Elliott.
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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MAGNOLIAS ASSEMBLE!
A change of pace for the pod as Gabriela (aka Noir_Or_Never) joins me to discuss a film about women, directed by a man and written by a different man. Plenty to discuss though, with a group of friends going through various life issues.
Gabriela also writes about films at Pale Writer, looking at numerous classic and horror movies.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius"
Don your finest Fila velour tracksuit jacket, pick up a woman half your age and climb up the Golden Gate Bridge to celebrate Roger Moore's final Bond film. Joining me up the Eiffel Tower is Marty MacKillop, one of the brains behind Thunderballs.org, the most comprehensive archive of James Bond photographs on the web.
This is a shorter version for general consumption - despite the length of this episode, this was cut right down from the full cut which is 50 minutes longer. The full cut will be available on the Betamax Patreon page from Monday 1st July - patrons at all tiers will get access to this.
James Bond (and the podcast) will return for The Living Daylights...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Episode 50!
David Hartrick rejoins the Video Club to discuss one of our favourites - Beverly Hills Cop. Plenty of clips and nostalgia going on. Dave also talks about his Beyond The Touchline podcast at the end, expect a collaboration soon...
Thank you very much to everyone who has downloaded, shared and rated the podcast. Without any marketing, we rely on word of mouth to get about. I appreciate it so much. Here's to the next 50!
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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"The world meets nobody halfway"
A truck driver arm-wrestles his way towards custody of his estranged son. It can only be the Cannon classic OVER THE TOP, the movie that Sylvester Stallone said no to so many times yet proved every man has a price by saying yes to $11m.
Joining me on the road to Las Vegas is Fergus Higginson, the man behind the hugely successful Manchester Classic Films, bringing movie greats (and Over The Top) to big screens in the Greater Manchester area. Follow at Facebook and Twitter.
At the time of publishing, the film is available in good quality on YouTube here. Go on, treat yourself.
Episode 50 is next... And Betamax is rolling into Beverly Hills...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster, Jimi Fletcher, Mark Drakes
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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THE WEST IS DECADENT!
Bond is back in 1983's Octopussy - the year that pitched Moore against Connery (Moore won of course) and a crazy plot involving clowns, Faberge eggs and the Soviet Union invading the west.
Back for refilling is Elizabeth Howlett, aka Bloggy Balboa. We do reference her previous appearance a few times (Cocktail), while Pierce Brosnan also returns. WARNING: CONTAINS PIERCE BROSNAN SINGING.
The episode photograph is a behind the scenes shot where Christopher Reeve visited the set of the circus scene. Reeve was filming Superman III at Pinewood Studios at the same time on the 007 stage.
Coming soon... A View To A Kill!
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster.
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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REGULATORS!
For this 80s movie podcast, we travel back to the 1880s with some of the hottest young stars of the period. Emilio Estevez as Billy The Kid leads the Young Guns to avenge the death of their father figure.
Caution: There is a lot of gushing about Kiefer Sutherland.
My guest is Jan Bilton, regular pundit from the Sound Of Football podcast.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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My name is Video Club. Betamax Video Club!
This is the first of five episodes covering the official Bond movies of the 1980s. My guest is Chris Oakley for his third appearance, as we discuss growing up near the scene of the opening helicopter sequence, my daughter's Godmother climbing the same mountain at the end, and various jokes about buying ice cream for teenage girls.
I did take a decision to change the number one song part at the end, this was recorded at the same time of that Michael Jackson documentary and well... Didn't fancy it.
JAMES BOND WILL RETURN IN OCTOPUSSY....
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What would you little maniacs like to do first?
Another episode, another John Hughes movie. This time it's Weird Science, where two virgins make a gorgeous woman on a computer. Or Saturday night for a lot of computer clubs up and down the land.
Having survived The Shining, Kamilla Hannibal returns to discuss how the film was surprisingly modern in some ways, and really quite cringeworthy in others... Plus an early appearance of Robert Downey Jr as "Douchebag".
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Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster
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That's enough!
A rare horror film pops up on the podcast, and another I've never seen before. Like Blade Runner, this was hugely enjoyable.
Joining me to backpack through the moors was author and film writer Chris Watt as we forget to stick to the roads. You can buy Chris's latest book Peer Pressure on Amazon here.
Coming next on the podcast - WEIRD SCIENCE.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Trying to podcast about one of the funniest movies of all time is a difficult job. For this task, I was joined by Graham Sibley, host of the essential Sound Of Football, to navigate through this tricky flight.
We spend quite a bit of time discussing the springboard for Airplane!, the 1957 movie Zero Hour!, that was almost identical in every way - except it wasn't very funny...
The full movie is available on YouTube here - be warned it has been cropped, presumably to avoid being pulled.
Graham is also a regular on the OddJob and Whom Pods Destroy podcasts about James Bond and Star Trek respectively.
Now pay attention - Speaking of 007, episodes for each of the five official 80s Bond films will be appearing on Betamax from May 2019...
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson, Keith Foster
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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LOS ANGELES - NOVEMBER 2019
This is the final cut of Blade Runner, Betamax style. At the second attempt, here it is. I hadn't seen any version of Blade Runner until last year. We discuss the various cuts of the film and how wildly different they are, along with the recent sequel.
My guest is Richard Johnson of The Football Attic, returning for the first time since episode one, for another 80s film that's not set in the 80s.
Apologies if my voice gets a bit croaky, I was full of cold.
Executive producers: Gary West, Fergus Higginson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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Roll out!
My guest for episode 41 was Paul Abbott, host of the Hark! The 87th Precinct Podcast, to discuss the film that made a million kids cry about some old toys being phased out for some new ones, before the old ones coming back anyway.
The Orson Wells wine advert that was used is from this Youtube clip here https://youtu.be/Fs5YwFONswQ
Paul will return in the future for UHF...
Executive producers: Gary West and Fergus Higginson
Associate producer: Chris Oakley
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This week sees the Betamax debut of Thomas Cruise Mapother IV in the Razzie-award winning "Cocktail". A sordid tale of sex, death and TGI Fridays.
Joining me to share a Red Eye in Hysteria is Elizabeth Howlett, whose blog is the wonderfully-named Bloggy Balboa.
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Merry New Year!
The final pod of 2018 brings the nature vs nurture masterpiece Trading Places, another festive special.
Returning to be the Louis to my Billy Ray is Emma Burnell, star of the When Harry Met Sally episode. Emma is usually found over at the Zeitgeist Tapes podcast.
Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review the show. I'll be back in the New Year with new episodes and new guests!
Bah humbug, we're back for another Christmas episode! This time it's Bill Murray in Scrooged, an adaptation of A Christmas Carol.
Returning to guest is Stephen Graham, fresh from his appearance on Masters Of The Universe. Stephen will return sometime in 2019. There is at least mention of Pigboy...
Don't forget to subscribe and review, spread that Christmas cheer! The final festive episode of 2018 will be Trading Places.
Ho ho ho!
It's still Christmas, so here is one of my favourite festive movies, the third in the Griswold Vacation saga.
Returning guest is Ben Baker, author of The Festive Double Issue - Forty Years Of Christmas TV and The Long Quiz Goodnight. Ben's previous appearance was on the Garbage Pail Kids episode, no come back, don't go!
The film wasn't released in UK cinemas so the number one song was the Band Aid 2 one which was Christmas number one in 1989.
It's one of the ones I've been looking forward to most - one of the least mentioned Christmas movies, it's the film that ended the Cold War - Rocky IV!
Joining me is David Hartrick, oft heard at the Football Fives and The Stiles Council podcasts, for a show we had originally planned in the summer of 2017.
There are large portions of the soundtrack in the background, including replacing the number one song which was "The Sun Always Shines On TV" by a-Ha - sorry but it's Rocky IV.
Dave will be back soon for Beverly Hills Cop and a few others later down the line.
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Apparently it is Thanksgiving, so it's time for the awesome Planes, Trains And Automobiles, another John Hughes winner.
Joining me was comedian James Gill - James is MC at "Always Be Comedy", a regular show held at the Tommyfield pub in Kennington, South London, featuring a number of household names. The podcast was recorded in the corridor of the pub before a show back in August 2018, hence the slight echo and the numerous Police cars in the background - well, it is South London... There was also a slight issue with my microphone - luckily James is far funnier than I, and came out a lot clearer on the pod. Because we spent so long gassing, I've added the number one song intro at the end.
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Finally, Sylvester Stallone makes his Betamax Video Club debut with First Blood. NOT RAMBO. Listen patiently and you'll hear me make that mistake...
My guest for the episode was Will Slater, host of the very entertaining Exploding Helicopter podcast. You can follow Will on Facebook and Twitter.
Will does talk about an alternative ending for the movie, which I've linked to here.
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Episode 32 and it's time to play truant with Matthew Broderick's iconic little fucker Ferris Bueller. Joining me on this adventure is actor and comedian Alison Ward.
Alison can also be found on YouTube in a series of short videos called The Secret Garden.
Apologies in advance if Ferris is your hero, he gets a bit of a rough ride here. Doesn't mean we didn't really enjoy the film...
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Another film which has fallen through the gaps for many - 1984's Runaway. Released in the same year as The Terminator, with more killer robots, alas Tom Selleck's moustache didn't do enough lifting.
This episode was recorded in July 2018, but delayed due to the obvious sound issues. My guest was the returning Dean Newman from The Daily Jaws.
The number one song at the end was You'll Never Walk Alone, but this was a charity single in aid of the Bradford City fire of 1985.
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From the director of Life of Brian! Starring John Cleese! It's...
Erik The Viking!
Tim Robbins has had enough of rape, violence and Viking stuff and seeks to lead a bunch of British character actors to Valhalla without having to die in battle.
Author and former video shop owner Jon Spira joins me to discuss a film that seems to have been forgotten by many, despite the obvious potential.
There are also mentions for Jon's new book Videosyncratic, which is available on Amazon with a foreword from Suzie Dent off Countdown, one of Jon's former customers.
It's the first birthday of Betamax! A year to the day since episode one was published, here we are.
This is Splash, a film about a man falling in love with a mermaid. Yep.
Joining me is Taylor Glenn, writer, comedian and regular on the hilarious Drunk Women Solving Crime podcast.
There is a fair bit of smut within, particularly where we discuss the dynamics of how they, y'know, do it...
Enjoy.
Curator of bad films Ti Singh joins me to discuss an early Arnie classic, the dialogue-light, snake-heavy Conan The Barbarian. Ti also discusses his new book, Born To Be Bad, where he speaks to some of the most memorable villains in cinema, some of whom are regular Betamax antagonists. You can buy the book on Amazon here.
The episode was recorded in late July 2018, so there are a couple of dated references and don't include mentions of Ti winning the jackpot on BBC quiz show Pointless. This is the third Schwarzenegger film I've done so far (not the fourth), while I'm hoping to have two Stallone films up before the end of the year.
There are a few sound issues where I've had to re-record my end due to teething problems with new laptop. Apologies. Again...
Another podcast, another film I'd never seen before. I imagine this one is more fondly remembered than The Garbage Pail Kids Movie...
I was joined by James King, film critic and author, to discuss a film that didn't just do well, it potentially launched MTV and ushered film soundtracks into a new era after Saturday Night Fever.
We talk about James's book throughout, it's called Fast Times And Excellent Adventures and is available in all the usual places - here are the links on Amazon and Little Brown.
Some of you may have noticed that the sound from my end was a little off. Believe me, the first listen sounded like a ransom phonecall.
It's another Cannon classic! It's time for Death Wish 3 (not Death Wish III - apparently people didn't understand Roman numerals), as John Rain from SMERSH Pod returns to discuss the adventures of the elderly Steve DeathWish and the evil Lt. JudgeDredd.
Stick to the end as John discusses his upcoming live shows, links here:
London Podcast Festival with Al Murray
Norbert Smith with Harry Enfield
Mr Jolly Lives Next Door with Rowland Rivron
A special treat for the quarter-century, it's a movie often listed as the worst of all time. It's "The Garbage Pail Kids" and I'm joined by writer Ben Baker, whose books can be found here.
Again, some slight technical gremlins meant some extra editing towards the end. And yes, this film is utter crap and deserves all the disdain.
There is quite a lot of swearing in the podcast, including a couple of clips including the C word. I'd say I'm sorry, but...
Not quite an 18-hour road trip, but you could listen to this 18 times...
I was joined by Emma Burnell, writer and host of the Zeitgeist Tapes podcast, to discuss friendship, sex, Meg Ryan's hair and whether the tagline of this film should have been "You'll Do".
Weirdly, we'd never met before this pod, so any nervous laughter after talk about fake orgasms was genuine.
I'm joined by journalist Tom Fordy to discuss one of the most popular films of the decade - Dirty Dancing. Often called a "chick flick", there are some heavy themes within, most of which are discussed at some length. Some of which are skirted over because if there's one thing the world doesn't need, it's two blokes talking about feminism and women's rights.
Apologies there are some very slight sound issues in parts, had some laptop issues.
You may also hear the "podcast ad jingle" - don't worry, I'm not making money off you. I should be paying you lovely people.
Coming next, When Harry Met Sally...
It's another returning guest, as Looks Unfamiliar host Tim Worthington is back, and he's brought some Morons From Outer Space with him. Directed by Mike Hodges, who also brought us Get Carter, a very different movie.
Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones, there are lots of comparisons with other British TV comedians and the numerous sci-fi films that this film rips off and perhaps inspired.
During the pod, I reference a BFI piece about the movie, including a video interview with the director. Here's the link: http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/features/why-i-love-morons-outer-space
Hopefully Tim will return to discuss some more movies - in the meantime, his podcast is essential listening and is one of a number of nostalgia goldmines on his website https://timworthington.org/looksunfamiliar/
For episode 21, I'm joined by my friend Ian Callaghan to talk about one of the cult kids films of the 80s, Flight Of The Navigator.
We probably libel ourselves talking about Pee-Wee Herman, discuss the criminal activities of the child star and query why NASA force people to watch Jeopardy in their own homes.
Ian has two projects running on Instagram which are good fun to follow, the first is taking a photo a day of his various activities (https://www.instagram.com/supercally/) and the other where he takes some alternative looks at buildings and structures (https://www.instagram.com/_buildingsetc/).
We do make reference to a previous recording - this was done earlier in 2018 but the tech gremlins ballsed it up so this was recorded in his living room.
Unfortunately not episode 11, I'm joined by Absolute Radio DJ and voiceover artist Claire Sturgess to talk about the most famous mockumentary of all - This Is Spinal Tap.
There are anecdotes, name-drops and suggestions throughout, as well as a couple of clips from the film.
Note the cover of the podcast had to be changed as some podcast carriers refused to post it, so I've gone black - how much more black could this be? None.
I'm jumping on the World Cup bandwagon with a look at the official FIFA films of the World Cups of 1982 and 1986.
G'Ole, about the tournament in Spain in 1982, was narrated by Sean Connery. Hero, based on Mexico 86, was narrated by Michael Caine. Both had soundtracks provided by Rick Wakeman.
Returning to the club is Chris Oakley, brains behind Kitbliss, who are doing a World Cup of World Cup Kits, well worth getting involved in.
A Cannon classic here, as I'm joined by Stephen Graham (PlopGazette on Twitter) to discuss a film about He-Man without mentioning He-Man very much - we talk more about a competition winner playing a role with no lines...
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I'm joined by Edward Carter, aka Dotmund, for this episode - a parody of Blaxploitation films by Keenen Ivory Wayans, director of White Chicks...
It's quite silly, and this podcast includes a couple of clips from the film. The film was not released in UK cinemas, so rather than the usual number one song, I've included a poem by "Flyguy", recited at the Pimp Of The Year competition.
Ed will be back for future episodes, looking at The Terminator and Beverly Hills Cop 2.
It's another trip to the mind of Stephen King, as I'm joined by Paul Jenkins to talk about 1983's The Dead Zone, starring Christopher Walken and Martin Sheen.
Paul is one of the people behind 24 Stories, a collection of short stories, the profits of which will benefit survivors of the Grenfell Tower fire and Trauma Response Network.
There are a few crackles on some of the sound of the podcast, apologies in advance.
It's time to go to prison for a crime I didn't commit... Joining me to discuss 1980's Stir Crazy is Carla Francis, half of the awesome Theme Park Films podcast and one of the drivers behind the Brit Pod Scene network.
We discuss whether Shawshank Redemption was a spiritual sequel to this, why isn't rodeo popular in the UK and the somewhat lax justice system in Arizona.
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A 12-year-old boy wishes he was big (didn't we all) and wakes up as Tom Hanks...
I'm joined by Chris Oakley, designer of the podcast logo and also from the excellent Kitbliss website, to talk about a body swap fantasy involving an arcade wish machine and when being "on top" with a woman means the top bunk.
Episode 13 of Betamax sees me in Saturday detention, left to think about what I've done. I'm not sure whether I'm the jock, the criminal or even the princess, but I'll find out. Also being punished is ITN producer and journalist Lindsey Bowers, who can be found on Twitter here and she blogs here.
The reason we're in detention is in honour of a John Hughes masterpiece, The Breakfast Club, which like this podcast, was set on Saturday March 24th.
This was recorded in January 2018, before my paternity leave, but thankfully most of the references appear to have aged well.
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It's already time for my first returning guest. Star Trek fan Terry Duffelen is back after his Commando pod to discuss Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan. Fortunately for us, Terry was able to fill the numerous gaps in my knowledge about one of his favourite films.
Terry has a Star Trek podcast of his own, Whom Pods Destroy, as well as the previously mentioned Sound of Football and Oddjob Pod.
Terry will be back again for the subsequent sequels, but for now, enjoy.
One of the films I've been looking forward to most - I was joined by fellow Superman enthuasiast John Rain to discuss a troubled movie, far different from the original vision, but captivated us nonetheless. I may yet visit the first film... This episode focuses mainly on the theatrical version, but with plenty of mentions for the Richard Donner cut, particularly the lost Marlon Brando scenes.
John is the host of the magnificent SMERSH Pod, all about James Bond. His pod can be found here, and on Twitter here.
Superman will return in Superman III...
Episode ten brings together Burt Reynolds, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett, Jackie Chan and the peerless Roger Moore for a cross-country caper - The Cannonball Run.
I was joined by Dean Newman, chief writer of The Daily Jaws website. Dean can be found on Twitter here, and will be returning later in the year.
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For this episode, I'm joined by the frontman of The Football Pink, Mark Godfrey to discuss one of the great underdog stories and inspiration for idiots all over the world to try crane kicks - The Karate Kid.
The discussion flies from the class system, the work ethic of the youth of today, and to whether Daniel's mother would let the building caretaker near her son in the modern world.
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This one has been sat in the archives for best part of a month, but it's worth the wait. I was joined by Kamilla Hannibal, who is the social media manager of the Beavertown Brewery.
A Kubrick classic starring Jack Nicholson, it was great fun to watch and more fun to talk about. The second Stephen King book discussed, I really need to pick up that novel.
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It's Christmas! One of the more contentious festive films, it's Lethal Weapon. Petros Patsilivas of The Caged In podcast joins me to discuss one of the archetypal buddy cop movies.
Petros will also return in the spring for Lethal Weapon 2, while I'll be appearing on his Nicolas Cage pod to talk about Kick-Ass.
Ho ho ho!
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For episode six, I was joined by James Montague - author of fine football books, journalist for the New York Times and regular contributor to the BBC's World Football show.
It's another Schwarzenegger classic, a adaptation of the Stephen King short story "The Running Man".
For info, the opening music is "Paula's Theme" from the movie, from the dancing scene at the beginning of the show, choreographed by Paula Abdul. The closing song is "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by The Hollies, re-released in 1988.
This week I've visited a movie that doesn't often see the light of day - Absolute Beginners. Featuring a cast as diverse as David Bowie, Patsy Kensit, Robbie Coltrane, Smiley Culture and Lionel Blair, the film explores 1950s Soho and the race riots of Notting Hill and White City.
Making a guest appearance is Tim Worthington, writer and podcaster behind the nostalgia goldmine at "Looks Unfamiliar". He can also be found on Twitter here https://twitter.com/outonbluesix.
The number one song at the time of the UK release was the Comic Relief version of Living Doll, featuring Cliff Richard and The Young Ones. Good timing, as The Young Ones first aired on BBC TV 35 years ago this month.
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For this week's episode, I was joined by Louise Joy to talk about 1988's Beetlejuice. Recorded just before Hallowe'en, it's a spooky yet hilarious early Tim Burton flick.
You can find Louise's blog at http://www.formidablejoy.com/, Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/FormidableJoy and on Twitter at https://twitter.com/Lady_Louise_
In episode 3, I'm joined by Simon Pegg (not that one) to talk about Jaws 3 (aka Jaws 3-D). There is a winning idea for a spin-off, an exploration of the morality of the captivity of rare animals and we look at misogyny in the 1980s US water park industry. Amazingly there was no swearing in this episode. Anything for a "clean" rating on iTunes. To end the show, we have the UK number one from the date this film was released, the Flying Pickets with a cover of Yazoo's Only You.
Apologies for the poor sound quality - it was early days and a few IT issues got in the way.
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Episode 2 of Betamax Video Club allows me to visit Val Verde with Terry Duffelen of Oddjob Pod, The Sound Of Football and Whom Pods Destroy as we rewatch Commando.
Due to some minor technical issues, there is no number 1 song at the end. It was When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going by Billy Ocean. Perhaps I'll add that one if I do the Jewel Of The Nile, the film it was actually released with...
Episode 1 features Rich Johnson from the Football Attic to discuss one of the most popular cult British films of the 1980s.