Parks n Wrecked: Recent Episodes
Joey Held, Haleigh Campbell, Sean Hill
We watch the show Parks and Rec while chatting with someone from the parks and rec department, all while getting parks n wrecked. Let's do it.
Goodness, this is a weird one. But would you expect anything less from the FINAL EPISODE EVER?!
The Parks and Rec crew reunite several years after the series finale, hosting a handful of Gryzzl one-on-one and conference calls. All of our favorites are here — Leslie and Ron have a couple of touching heart-to-hearts and Donna is looking exceptionally good with her gorgeous lighting in her closet. We’ve got lots of fun cameos from folks like Councilman Jamm, Dennis Feinstein, Joan Callamezzo, Perd Hapley, and Jean-Ralphio, who is flush with cash but INCREDIBLY bored. If only that fake phone number actually worked…
Meanwhile, the writers have to get creative on how show couples like Ann and Chris and April and Andy can’t be seen together. If you rewatch this episode, you may notice a couple of the very overused phrases like “these trying times,” but hey, we didn’t know what was to come back then. Plus, this episode raised at least $3 million for Feeding America, which is fantastic.
Plus, we dive into popular club hits from the late 00s and early 10s, put on a ton of wacky sound effects, and discuss the people who have won an EGOT (they’re hard to guess!). Also, does Sean need to buy himself a coffee machine?
Doing this podcast has been a blast and we’ve loved hanging out with you every week. But this isn’t goodbye forever. We’ve got some cool things planned — keep an eye here and on Facebook and Twitter for updates!
EPISODE
A Parks and Recreation Special
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Suntori Whisky Toki
Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka with Blood Orange Soda
Sean: Tequila, Sake, Devils River Bourbon Whiskey, and Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean Moments from the Pandemic
CATEGORIES
Streaming Services
We’re recapping season 7! What were the best moments from the last season ever of Parks of Rec? Certainly wasn’t the Johnny Karate musical show, we’ll tell you that much. And who are the best bit characters from the Pawnee crew? We’re covering it all!
Plus, Sean and Haleigh take a quiz naming popular workplace sitcom characters, we talk about sock hops and what song would be delightful to hear during one, and Sean shares his experience of playing hockey and scoring a game-winning goal during a shootout.
Also, remember when Apple forced an album from U2 onto all of its products? Those were good times. And what are the odds that you would die on your birthday? We do a deep dive into that very topic.
Finally, what should Haleigh do for her punishment after losing trivia? We wanna hear from you! In the meantime, give James Blunt’s Twitter a follow.
P.S. Sorry for Sean’s audio quality in parts of this one. He tried a new microphone and…well, there are still some kinks to be worked out with it. Nothing like the penultimate episode to give something wild a spin!
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: Solera 1847 Jerez Xeres Sherry from Gonzalez Byass Jerez
Sean: Multiple White Claws
We’re finishing up what we started last episode! We see the Parks and Rec crew doing their darnedest to satisfy one more Pawnee citizen before they scatter across the country and never (or at least rarely) see each other in the same room again.
Meanwhile, we’re continuing to jump ahead to the future, from 2018 all the way to 2035. And there are lots of great questions to be answered. Will Shauna Malwae-Tweep find eternal happiness? How big will Andy and April’s kid’s head be? Where will Ron end up working? What will Leslie have named after her, and will it be displeasing? Will we have special guest appearances and will Sean be super excited about them?
Plus, how many college basketball players can Haleigh name? Sean finally pays up his season 6 trivia loss debt (check some of the footage here), the proper way to row a canoe, what Ben Wyatt smells like, a walk through the different Two-Faces from Batman, whether Leslie would be a good boss, and the best games on The Price is Right. Joey apologizes for getting the name of Cliffhangers wrong.
And we’ve got a special guest this episode! Friend of the podcast and Sean’s coworker Heather joins to chat about the grand finale of Parks and Rec (but not of Parks n Wrecked). We’ll try to teach her how to speak into the microphone next time but hopefully, you can still hear her many witty comments.
EPISODE
S7, E13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2)
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Apple and ginger Frankly Organic Vodka and Dreams Aren’t This Good Salsa and Chips
Haleigh: Daiquiri
Sean: Straight tequila
Heather: Tom Collins
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Types of chips
CATEGORIES
Bones and muscles in the human body
Some of the crew is moving to Washington D.C. (and other places, as we’ll soon see), so Leslie is getting the gang together for one last ride. What started out as a presentation with song and dance turns into a final problem-solving adventure.
Meanwhile, we’re jumping into the future! Will Craig and Typhoon end up together after all? What’s Donna up to six years from now? Will Andy ever learn about Sandra Day O’Connor? How many restaurants will Tom open up? Will Garry have a successful run as mayor? Can Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa successfully pull off a heist without being suspicious? The answer to some of these questions is “yes”; for others, it’s “no”. Still others have longer answers. And I’ve been Perd Hapley.
Plus, the massive secret (but not so secret) Lyndon B. Johnson was hiding, cutting the line at amusement parks when you’re in a wheelchair, the famous John Lennon and Yoko Ono picture from Rolling Stone, how inconvenient it is for maintenance to be closed on a Friday, and getting banned from restaurants.
EPISODE
S7, E12: One Last Ride (Pt. 1)
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: Dirty Martinis made from Treaty Oak Distilling Old Yaupin Gin, Barsmith Dirty Martini Olive Brine Mix, T.W. Hollister Oso de Oro Sweet Vermouth, and Mezzetta Martini Olives
Sean: Toothpaste and Listerine (we don’t understand it, either)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
International Travel Adventures
CATEGORIES
Chain Restaurants
Mayor Gunderson has passed away, so the town needs to find a new mayor. That means Ben and April are on the job search for a suitable replacement. It’s a who’s who of Pawnee’s finest (and most ridiculous), and Garry is there to notarize whatever happens. But wait! This episode is called two funerals, so there must be another one — and Ron finds out it’s someone close to him. He, Donna, and Andy all pay their respects to a terrific barber.
Meanwhile, Leslie convinces Tom that now is the time to propose to Lucy. Ever the showman, Tom decides he wants a multimedia proposal, which involves destroying a jewelry store, a lot of banners, and a live chorus. It ain’t subtle…or is it?
Plus, the sturdiness of jewelry store glass cases, “famous” shows we haven’t seen, and Haleigh and Sean GO OFF about the stupid rules of basketball, from intentional fouling to spending 15 minutes dissecting Zapruder Film-esque replays of a ball possibly deflecting off of a player’s shorts.
EPISODE
S7, E11: Two Funerals
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: Ben Davis Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery
Sean: Sean Margs
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Series Finales (YES THERE ARE A FEW SPOILERS, SEAN APOLOGIZES)
CATEGORIES
Comic Strips
With just a few episodes to go, we’re going to take a wild detour to Andy’s Johnny Karate kids show that doesn’t really advance the plot in any way. But, uh…it’s kind of silly occasionally, so…yay?
Andy gets top billing by being a big ol’ goofball, while April is worried that she’s ruining the one thing he loves by moving to Washington, D.C. Ben gets chided for being a nerd, Ron makes some wood, and John Cena shows up, for some reason. Look, it’s not a great episode, okay? We do like all the fake commercials spliced into the episode, though.
Meanwhile, SNL movies that were made from questionable premises, the hypocrisy of the NCAA, the joys of snacking on buckeyes, and how good would a Paunch Burger be in real life?
Plus, Sean achieved a HUGE milestone. Tune in to see what it is!
EPISODE
S7, E10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Gold Rush Cocktail
Sean: Tequila Sunrise Cocktail
Haleigh: Water (BORING)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Parks and Rec Characters
CATEGORIES
2021 NCAA Tournament Teams
Ben is running for Congress, and that means Leslie needs to make a pie. But, you know what? That’s pretty darn oppressive, so we bet Leslie and Ben can come up with a good plan to let folks know what’s what.
Meanwhile, Ron, April, and Andy are on a treasure hunt for the ages to discover the whereabouts of a spare key Ron lent to April. Donna enjoys a nostalgia trip as she watches Garry drop all kinds of things down a grate at City Hall.
There are plenty of guest spots in this episode, too, from Maribeth Monroe to Chris Gethard. And Harris and Brett are here! What a super fun time.
Plus, changing the words to songs when you sing them, chaos inside of swimming pools, and that time the Four Tops made a repeat version of “Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch” with “It’s The Same Old Song.” Also, where the heck has Diane been?
EPISODE
S7, E9: Pie-Mary
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: French 75 made with Dry Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak Distillery
Sean: White Claw Hard Seltzer and Six Fireball Shots
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Types of Pie
CATEGORIES
Sesame Street Characters
April no longer wants to work in the government, but she’s afraid to tell Leslie because, you know…it’s Leslie. She freaks out over a binder color change. We’ll see if April can pull this off — she deserves to be happy! And there are a ton of Senators in this episode — special shout out to Cory Booker and Orrin Hatch and their Polynesian folk band Across the Isle.
Meanwhile, back in Pawnee, Ben, Andy, and Ron are looking for a new career for April. We also learn Ron has at least three brothers. Are they just like him? Yes. Yes they are.
Plus, far too much ASMR as Sean sips a new drink, weird and gross people at Chili’s, and having dance parties in your living room. Sean finally joined Twitter, too, so he’s gotten quite the wakeup call to that world thanks to Oprah’s interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
And it’s Haleigh’s birthday! Happy birthday, Haleigh!
EPISODE
S7, E8: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Haleigh: Moonstone Coconut Lemongrass Negori Sake from Madam Mam’s
Joey: Springdale White Ale from Friends & Allies Brewing
Sean: The Taste of Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer by Odd Side Ales
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top Experiences for Sean While Getting the Covid-19 Vaccine
CATEGORIES
Motown Artists
Donna and Joe are getting married! That means a lot of Meagles in one setting. It’s up to April to stop the drama that is sure to follow, which may include making Ginuwine cry. We also see Ron put his foot in his mouth in a rare case of being a spectacular buffoon around Tom and Lucy.
Meanwhile, Leslie and Ben get drunk and commit to a pretty wild lifestyle change. We’ll have to find out what that is, but if Jen Barkley is involved, we’re all in. Questlove is also here, so it’s truly a good day.
Plus, overindulging on cookies, some of the wildest adventures you can find at arcades, and it’s Merlin’s adoptiversary! What a special guy.
EPISODE
S7, E7: Donna and Joe
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Southern Brunch from Southern Star Brewing Company
Sean: Squirt Gun IPA from Real Ale Brewing
Haleigh: Pomegranate Margarita
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top Current SNL Cast Members
CATEGORIES
Arcade Games
We survived the Texas winter storm! As a result, there’s no episode of Parks and Rec to watch. Instead, we’re offering a look at some of the most intense moments from Snowpocalypse, such as Haleigh collecting snow to use as toilet water and Sean losing heat and water and then having his car turn sideways while driving on icy roads.
Joey also reminisces about Oregon Trail II, we reflect on our favorite books and movies from high school and college, and share the best ways to make grilled cheese sandwiches.
And we’re taking a quote quiz! Will Sean and Haleigh know who said some of the most popular (and obscure) quotes from the show? You’ll have to tune in to find out.
Finally, we’re reading a few of our favorite podcast reviews! And because we’re silly geese, we’re doing it in fancy accents. It’s truly a glorious time. Want to get your review read? Head on over to Apple Podcasts and leave us a review!
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Squirt Gun IPA
Wine and Grilled Cheese
As Leslie and Ron are teaming up against Gryzzl, they learn Dennis Feinstein has bought JJ’s Diner. Uh-oh. Will they make a difference before Feinstein releases “The Hounds” on them?
Meanwhile, Tom and Donna are enjoying Treat Yourself 2017 — in Beverly Hills! And it just might encourage Tom to finally ask out Lucy. Just go for it, you wimp!
Plus, can you name all the singers from Lady Marmalade? We’re sure trying to. And we’re chatting times we’ve spun out while driving, revisiting our outlandish Super Bowl picks, and reminiscing over the time U2’s album came on all Apple products. Simpler times, you know?
Speaking of simpler times, do you check a bag when you travel? It’s a classic debate.
By the way, here’s the 2gether video we chat about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI4AN7IlMnQ
EPISODE
S7, E6: Save JJ’s
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Gin and Juice, Wakey Wakey Bourbon Bakey, and Lady Marmalade cocktails from Still Austin (plus tasty eats from the Bearded Baking Company)
Sparkling Ice Cherry Limeade
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Celebrity Encounters Joey Had While Living in LA
CATEGORIES
Pop Culture References to California or California Cities
Gryzzl is using data mining to get inside people’s heads and provide them with all the information they would ever find useful. Huh, sounds vaguely familiar, doesn’t it?
Anyway, this is a fantastic episode with just about every character showing their best characteristics. Leslie and Ben try to find a way to overtake Gryzzl, and they’re starting to get some help from their old crew. Ron cracks a funny joke about vegetables. Johnny Karate makes another appearance. Craig lists a lot of things he likes. The community is on Leslie’s side during a town hall. That’s super chill!
Plus, Sean shares his go-to McDonald’s order (both while sober and drunk), we break down some classic wine bottle designs, the best and worst movie premieres we’ve ever been to, and the beauty of exploring the world through the window of an Amtrak train.
We also recorded this before the Super Bowl, so you can hear some wildly incorrect predictions, such as which quarterback will throw a touchdown pass to himself and what color Gatorade will be poured on the winning coach.
EPISODE
S7, E5: Gryzzlbox
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
FitVine Sauvignon Blanc
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Retargeting Advertisements Sean Has Received From Instagram
The rest of the crew have locked Leslie and Ron up so maybe they’ll finally start getting along. We can only hope! As a result, this episode is largely Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman showcasing their great chemistry together. We ain’t too mad about that.
We learn what Project Morningstar is, that’s kind of cool! Leslie and Ron also have many sappy moments, Post-It Notes are wasted, whiskey is drunk, and a saxophone is played.
Plus, Joey wonders if he’ll ever find an IPA he enjoys, we put our best application forward to appear on an upcoming Texas episode of Queer Eye, and Sean delivers picture perfect accents of Southern people and Sean Connery.
Oh, and the final ten minutes or so of this episode is all about the GameStop stonks, which primarily gives Sean and Haleigh a chance to RANT HEAVILY about money.
EPISODE
S7, E4: Leslie & Ron
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: The Dark Side Cider from Bishop Cidercade
Haleigh: The Light Side Cider from Bishop Cidercade
Sean: Electric Jellyfish IPA
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Sentimental Gifts Haleigh Has Given
CATEGORIES
Songs with Man, Woman, Boy, or Girl in the Title
Leslie and Ron are each holding press conferences to promote their bids for land. Ron, Tom, and Donna have Anabel Porter from Bloosh, and Leslie has…a descendant of William Henry Harrison, ninth President of the United States. What a standoff!
Meanwhile, Terry has become a notary—“No, Terry!”—and is delighting in every minute of it. Ben has to continually get things signed, and Andy and April try to figure out what the latter is good at so she can turn it into her career.
Plus, putting Texas Roadhouse butter onto things besides their rolls, the Harlem Shake, spoiling movies with twist endings before they happen, and Sean has a grudge from five years ago that still grinds his gears.
EPISODE
S7, E3: William Henry Harrison
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.
Haleigh: Texas Tea from Bishop Cidercade
Sean: Sweet Tea from Popeye’s
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Lonely Island Music Videos
CATEGORIES
Famous Harrisons
Leslie and Ron are still fighting with each other and trying to sway votes from council members. But perhaps they can put their differences aside for a few minutes to rescue Jamm from the clutches of Tammy 2?
Meanwhile, Tom and Andy travel to Chicago, and Lucy makes another appearance. How fun. Donna and Terry drop by for about six seconds, and April has a mild career crisis. To the morgue it is!
Plus, the joys of drizzling honey onto your pepperoni pizza, a Kids Bopz version of Gangsters Paradies, the different meanings of IBS, Haleigh gets her first taste of Twitter, and the burdens of living a sedentary lifestyle.
Also, we totally recorded this before Inauguration Day so don’t forget to check out our bonus episode highlighting Parks and Rec star Joe Biden, too!
EPISODE
S7, E2: Ron & Jammy
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Blind Lemon from Deep Ellum Brewing
Haleigh: The Dark Side from Bishop Cidercade
Sean: Honey Brown
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Mid-30s Crises
CATEGORIES
Baseball Terms
A Parks and Rec star is the President of the United States! With Joe Biden officially being sworn into the White House (and Leslie Knope on track to win the presidency by 2024), we’re going over our favorite moments from the inauguration, including Amanda Gorman’s incredible speech, the fabulous Bernie Sanders memes, Garth Brooks hugging everyone, and the special moment shared by Kamela Harris and Michelle Obama.
Sean’s got wings on the way and is a couple of Sean Margs in, so he is feeling GREAT. Happy Inauguration Day, everyone!
It’s a new season, and there’s new drama! We’re three years into the future (at least compared to last episode) and Leslie and Ron appear to be rivals now! I bet we’ll uncover why soon enough. Ben is being honored at a gala, though he still secretly thinks it’s a prank.
Meanwhile, Andy and April are boring adults, Donna is engaged to Joe and has a Shia Labeouf exclusive dress, and Tom is still being a big ol’ self-centered jerk face. Maybe not everything has changed.
Plus, the difficulty in shooting things in video games, possible trivia punishments and rewards for Season 7, the joys of those wacky inflatable guys you might find at a car dealership, and the least creative Pokemon. And here’s that Vin Diesel jam we talk about!
Follow Parks n Wrecked on Facebook and Twitter, and be sure to leave a review on Apple Podcasts. And check out SEAN’S NEW TWITCH CHANNEL!
P.S. Let’s all give Sean a BIG CONGRATULATIONS for winning his hated fantasy football league!
EPISODE
S7, E1: 2017
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey and Haleigh: The Golden Russet Cider from Texas Keeper Cidery
Sean: Various Cabernets Sauvignons
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Cookies
CATEGORIES
Card Games
Well, we’ve made it through Season 6 and basically 2020, so there’s lots of reflecting going on. We reminisce about the very first episode of Parks n Wrecked and how wildly unprofessional it was (as if we’ve gotten more professional, HA). And of course, we’re going over some of the key moments of Season 6 of Parks and Rec.
Remember when Andy had a job in London and hopped into a dumpster? Or how about the time Chris Bosh made a guest appearance as an Eagletonian high schooler player despite being nearly 30 years old? Or when Leslie Knope got recalled?
Yes, we all remember the Unity Concert, and there was plenty of personal growth in Season 6. This was the season where Ann and Chris left us after birthing a beautiful child. Donna’s a realtor now. April is working with animals, which she LOVES. Tom sells his old company and opened up Tom’s Bistro. Ron and Diane got married and had a baby and we barely heard about it! Larry retired yet he’s still working all the time. Classic Larry. And then we time-hopped three years at the end of the season!
Plus, wild moments with the wind and ultimate frisbee, an in-depth look at butt fumbles, a deep dive into the Logical Journey of the Zoombinis computer game, and a full-on reflection of 2020 as a whole. We also take a trivia quiz that crashes on us halfway through, and Sean alienates his friends by criticizing both The Office and Parks and Rec.
And remember: 2020 may have been terrible but we all still accomplished good things this year. Take a moment to reflect on those and have a wonderful and relaxing holiday. We’ll see you next year!
Oh, and did you want to check out some of the other things we mentioned? We’d love to see you at Good People, Cool Things and Crisp Bounce Pass or dropping a review on this Bic Pen for Her or the book How to Avoid Huge Ships.
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Madria Sangria
Michelle Sparkling Brut
Welcome to the Unity Concert! We’ve finally made it and my, what a wonderful show. This Parks and Rec episode is chock full of guest appearances, like Ginuwine, Jeff Tweedy of Wilco, Kay Hanley of Letters to Cleo, The Decemberists, Jon Hamm, Johnny Karate, and a whole lot more. And we’re all partying at Tom’s Bistro after the show.
Meanwhile, Leslie is looking for people to take with her to her new job as the head of the Midwest branch of the National Park Service. Ron is disinterested because the government, April hates people and Leslie (but also loves her). Andy briefly agrees after forgetting that he can also get pizza in Pawnee. And of course Larry is game! The end of this episode also flashes forward three years into the future, which is wild.
Plus, the proper footwear if you’re participating on the Floor is Lava, how some people only have one karaoke song they ever sing, and the longevity of the Power Rangers as both a show and video game. Does it also seem like there’s far less Christmas music this year than usual or is it just us?
Also, Joey apologizes to Darkbuster for blanking on your name during the episode. Rock on!
EPISODE
S6, E22: Moving Up (Pt. 2)
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Dragon’s Milk White
Sean: Sean Margs
Haleigh: Double-Fisting Truly Sparkling Ciders (Wild Berry and Raspberry Lime)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Concert Moments from Shows Joey’s Been To
CATEGORIES
Jackson Five and Michael Jackson Songs
We’re at the last episode of Season 6, but as NBC did, we’re turning it into a two-parter. Leslie still isn’t sure if she’s going to take that job in Chicago, Ben gets to show off his Cones of Dunshire skills, and we meet Gryzzl, who most certainly will make another appearance in future episodes.
Meanwhile, Tom’s Bistro just moved up its soft launch and it is going QUITE poorly. Tom is being a jerk. April has to sub in as a server and adds several cars to the list of available pasts. And Larry knocks over entire cabinets of glassware. Classic Larry.
Plus, we debate the merits of stuffing versus dressing, reminisce about adventures at a Texas Rangers baseball game, nerd out quite a bit over Star Wars, and there’s actually something related to parks and rec this episode! Sean is thrilled to share his experiences in working at conferences.
EPISODE
S6, E21: Moving Up (Pt. 1)
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Allegro Sleepytime Tea with Milam & Greene Triple Cask Bourbon Whiskey
Pineapple Coladas BuzzBallz
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Favorite Star Wars TV Series and Movies (Some spoiler alerts in this one, so be warned!)
CATEGORIES
Airport Codes
Leslie and Ben knew they were expecting a child, but THREE children?! What are the odds? (Probably one in 8,000, according to Dr. Saperstein.) They don’t want anyone to know until they’re ready to tell everyone, but that means Andy has to keep the couple’s secret.
Meanwhile, Andy needs to play several Johnny Karate shows without spilling the beans, April is nice to Larry for perhaps the first time all series, and Donna and Tom volunteer at the elementary school. We also meet Keegan-Michael Key as Joe, and Aziz Ansari is conspicuously absent. Or maybe he was just filming Master of None, who knows.
Plus, the history of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Sean delivers some ASMR via a Red Lobster order that arrives at his door mid-episode, when people say “let me know if you need anything” during times of grief or sadness, and why are we making cold, refreshing drinks spicy?
Speaking of spice, Sean also thinks Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters are the same band. Feel free to let him know how wrong he is.
EPISODE
S6, E20: One in 8,000
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin from New Belgium Brewery
Raspberry Lime Truly
Thirsty Goat Amber Ale from Thirsty Planet
Heavy Hands from Spindletap Brewery (check out this can!)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Jackbox Games
CATEGORIES
Characters from Key and Peele’s East/West Bowl Sketches
Leslie and Andy are on a quest to find a headliner for the Unity Concert. Their first choice? Bo Burnham, playing a big ol’ jerk face named Chipp McCapp. Luckily, they’re able to pivot to their second choice, Jeff Tweedy, the lead singer of the totally made up band Land Ho and the totally real band Wilco.
Meanwhile, Ron babysits Ben, who is extremely drunk, and they run into some tough going. And Tom, April, and Donna seek out a new sommelier for Tom’s Bistro. And we’re all getting notes of dried robin’s blood and just a hint of a robot’s bath water.
Plus, Sean is incredibly under the weather this episode, but he’s POWERING THROUGH. We also discuss gaining massive amounts of weight during the pandemic, wild events going on in the neighborhood, and there’s exciting news in Sean’s and Haleigh’s families!
This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKS
EPISODE
S6, E19: Flu Season 2
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Peach and Apple Ciders from Austin Eastciders
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Levels from GoldenEye on Nintendo 64
CATEGORIES
Varieties of Wine
Put on your corsages and boutonnières, y’all — we’re going to prom! Leslie and Ron are both trying to direct a youth of Pawnee to their preferred career paths, with predictably uncomfortable results.
Meanwhile, April and Andy head to the prom despite April’s protests (don’t worry, ma’am, Andy will have her back by 11) and Ben and Tom are both DJing the dance. Who will be the better music master?
Plus, Joey eats an entire bowl of caramel, Sean isn’t very good at video games that require dance moves, a new and improved way to watch sports games, and we reflect on our own prom experiences. Spoiler alert: Some of them were WILD.
This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKS
EPISODE
S6, E18: Prom
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
A bunch of ciders from the Cidercade in Austin
Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.
Topo Chico
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Worst tasks of Among Us
CATEGORIES
NCAA Final Four Teams Since 2000
Surprise, surprise, Leslie is annoying. She really hasn't had a good stretch of episodes, has she? Anyway, she tries to replace Ann by ranking the rest of her friends. That’ll turn out great.
Meanwhile, Ben and Tom are trying to pick up some tents but Rob Huebel is getting in the way! And Andy joins Ron for a trip out of the town and is as dumb as ever. Ron thought he would have a break from parenting. He was wrong.
Plus, Sean and I both have rants around football and fantasy football, Sean gets stabbed in the back while playing Among Us, we chat the weirdest ways to disperse of cans of tuna, the official rules of calling shotgun while driving, and Sean is watching a very tired man play Dance Dance Revolution.
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EPISODE
S6, E17: Galentine’s Day
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Blood Orange Italian Soda from Whole Foods Market
Sean Margs
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Friends from the show Friends
CATEGORIES
NFL Teams
Leslie wants to introduce a new slogan for the merger of Pawnee and Eagleton, yet those wacky citizens are voting for joke answers.
Meanwhile, Donna and April are helping Tom find a location for his Tom’s Bistro idea, yet they keep stumbling upon terrible places. And Andy learns a secret about Ron Swanson.
Plus, Sean is drunk and playing Street Fighter, we discuss if Texas treasure Buc-ees is overrated, whether roulette is the silliest game you can play while at a casino, and the excitement over exercising your right to vote. And subscribe to Crisp Bounce Pass!
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EPISODE
S6, E16: New Slogan
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Funnel Cake Ale from Community Beer Co.
Road Trip Snacks from Panther Island Brewing
Heavenly Daze from Zilker Brewing Co.
Oklahoma Sucks from Independence Brewing Co.
VAMONOS from Real Ale Brewing Company
Bombay Sapphire Gin with Strawberry Lemonade
Milam & Greene Rye Whiskey
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
City Slogans
CATEGORIES
Celebrity Twins
Leslie tries to tear down a wall between Pawnee and Eagleton, only to unleash a swarm of bees that somehow only stings Eagletonians. And Jamm. There’s a lot of fighting going on in this episode, which may or may not inspire Sean’s top five.
Meanwhile, the Unity Concert is starting to come together! Tom and Ben team up to pitch an angel investor on Tom’s Bistro, a new business venture. Oh, and Ron and Diane had a child. He’d appreciate if you’d keep quiet around him.
Plus, we explore old Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials, dive into the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song, chat about the best and worst games on The Price is Right, and get critical of how many fans are watching college football games in person. In fact, we talk a LOT about sports this episode. Apologies if that’s not your jam (or Jamm), but hopefully it’s still great fun.
This episode of Parks n Wrecked is sponsored by Manscaped. And that means we’ve got your back (and anywhere else you need to take care of). Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: PARKS
Finally, please go vote!
EPISODE
S6, E15: The Wall
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Abuela Chocolate Stout from Deadbeach Brewery
Black Cherry and Pineapple Truly Sparkling Cider
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Fights in Sports
CATEGORIES
Elements on the Periodic Table
Leslie and Ben are celebrating their anniversary, but Leslie’s too busy trying to manage a spat between Pawnee and Eagleton. That means Larry is the lucky recipient of all of Ben’s thoughtful gifts, including a couples massage, a horse-drawn carriage, and ballroom dancing lessons.
Meanwhile, April leaves a mean message about Donna on Yelp, Ron takes on veganism and frozen yogurt, and a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary bickers a whole lot. We also get our first glimpse of the Unity Concert! Such exciting times.
Plus, Haleigh is upset at many things, we reminisce about the time Sean guzzled wine during his birthday party and got a bunch of comedians mad at him during another birthday party, and the absurdity of Pokemon battles.
Also, we apologize for the technical difficulties at the beginning of this episode. Technology is real dumb, y’all. Speaking of which, here’s a great article about TikTok that shows how addictive social media is.
EPISODE
S6, E14: Anniversaries
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
A White Wine Blend from Wonderful Wine Co.
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sci-Fi/Fantasy TV shows
CATEGORIES
Artists
We’re saying goodbye to Chris and Ann, and Sean could not be more distraught (mainly about Ann, he’s fine with Chris’s departure). The characters on Parks and Rec are all saying their respective goodbyes — Chris is proud of April, Donna grabs Chris’s butt, and Leslie puts on a party with all the normal and wacky holidays Ann and crew have celebrated, including Easter, New Year’s, and Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day.
Meanwhile, there are all kinds of Pawnee cameos in this episode. Kathryn Pinewood, Perd Hapley, Pete Disellio…they’re all here and offering various levels of help to Leslie.
Plus, the things Sean has cut himself off from after spending a ton of money on new tires, the best Kelly Clarkson songs to see live, and an eager Parks n Wrecked fan shares his Rocket League user ID with us. How nice!
After the success of last week’s episode, Sean’s got the University of Texas game on in the background this time. And this ain’t no first half shenanigans — we’re in the fourth quarter and overtime, baby!
P.S. A lot has happened since we last recorded, so here’s another reminder: PLEASE vote this year. Not just for the President, but at your local levels, too.
EPISODE
S6, E13: Ann & Chris
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Rancho La Gloria Wine Cocktail from H-E-B
Topo Chico Lime
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Forgotten Presidents
CATEGORIES
Family Guy Characters
Hope you’re not too chard-headed this episode because we’re going to the farmers market! There’s an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of chard, including in shot form. Leslie and Ben are in the midst of a government spat with each other, all of Ron’s music is in a rectangle, and Donna and Tom host a whine and cheese club. Peas be kind to others, y’all.
Meanwhile, Andy and April introduce us to the magic of Johnny Karate, and Chris irritates Ann with how on top of everything he is.
Plus, mnemonic devices to remember directions, using huge headphones to block out people from talking or singing, and there’s drama in the Sean and Haleigh’s bowling league.
Finally, Sean had the bright idea to record this episode during a Cowboys game, and his team decided to get themselves down 20-0 while we were recording. But on the plus side, they ended up winning, so Sean got much happier than he was during this episode!
EPISODE
S6, E12: Farmers Market
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Thirsty Goat Amber
Gin Mint Milkshakes
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Top 5 Trash Ass Vegetables
CATEGORIES
Country Musicians
Leslie is in extra annoying mode this episode, because she realizes she’s designed a well-oiled machine of an office that can operate just fine without her. Ben attempts to prank half the office and the police get involved. You can imagine how Ben gets, since he becomes more incoherent than Dawn Lazarus whenever law enforcement comes around.
Meanwhile, Chris and Ann decide to get married. Or maybe they don’t. There’s a lot of back and forth. Jerry’s also choking on crackers. Like, for a long time.
Plus, Joey forgets the plot to Zoolander, we try to figure out the proper way to shorten “hacky sack”, and the joys of performing concerts around the house to an imaginary audience.
Also: here’s a PSA to get registered to vote and counted for the census. DO IT.
EPISODE
S6, E11: New Beginnings
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout
Passion Fruit Truly Sparkling Cider
Native Texan from Independence Brewery
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things to Put Bacon On
CATEGORIES
Hairstyles
It’s Leslie’s last day in the city council office! She’s saying her goodbyes — will there be one last shenanigan before she heads out? Probably. It IS Parks and Rec, after all.
Meanwhile, Tom is trying to find his next big investment deal and runs a mini Shark Tank experience for people to share their great ideas. And Ann and Chris debate whether they want find out the sex of their baby.
Plus, weddings that don’t have open bars, whether Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez have more jams, and Sean needs to take some probiotics, STAT.
EPISODE
S6, E10: Second Chunce
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Raspberry Flora Dora cocktails from Gourdough’s
Alcohol from a wedding
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Cartoons Joey Watched Growing Up
Introducing…the Cones of Dunshire! Leslie also uses the insult “dinkhead,” which is a new one to all of us. She’s trying to win her last battle against Councilman Jamm, and it includes a hibachi grill, karaoke, and plenty of shenanigans. We wouldn't expect anything less.
Meanwhile, Ron is trying to sell his cabin, and Tom, Donna, and April are all involved. Who will end up with the cabin? That hipster couple? A Sam Elliott-type character (but not the Sam Elliott that guest-starred a few episodes ago)? The tension is palpable!
Plus, a creative way to watch college sports live during a time of social distancing, Sean gives updates on his dating life, and he and Joey foolishly got coerced into playing fantasy football. Gross.
Oh, and we’ve finally figured out a punishment for the loser of trivia this season! Tune in to see what it is.
EPISODE
S6, E9: Cones of Dunshire
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Peanut Butter and Jealous from Deadbeach Brewery
Truly
Shots of Fireball
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Sean’s Favorite Asian Restaurants in Austin
CATEGORIES
Countries in Asia
Leslie has already been recalled, so it’s time for her to be a loose cannon! This is one of our “Pawneeans are pretty darn dumb” episodes, so hope you’re ready for some stupidity. A full hour of stupidity! Sadly, Ben ends up out of a job by the end of this episode, and it’s all Leslie’s fault. They also seem to forget she still has a job within the parks and rec department, but let’s not worry about that.
Meanwhile, Chris is reading a ton of baby books authored by celebrities, Ron gets metaphorical with Moby Dick, and just about everyone else is comparing the Parks people to dogs. Indianapolis Colts legends Andrew Luck and Reggie Wayne are back in this episode, too, for some reason.
Plus, the top radio stations from our childhood, how gross the Drink Ums Gatorade knock-off drinks look, parties with frogs, and we’re helping Sean out with some potential matches on Hinge.
EPISODE
S6, E8: Fluoride
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Family Busines Beer Co. German Style Lager
Pineapple Austin Eastciders
Parks and Rec (!) from Zilker Brewing
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Periodic Table Elements and Types of Animals
CATEGORIES
Game Shows
Leslie Knope is up for a recall vote! Will she make it out the other side? Let’s find out! It’s also Halloween, despite this episode airing in mid-November. But we don’t need to pay attention to minor details like that.
Meanwhile, Annabel Porter, Pawnee’s version of Gwyneth Paltrow, stops by to share some hot tips and recruit Ron Swanson for her Bloosh lifestyle line of products. Tom and Donna are thrilled. Ron is not.
Plus, one of Sean’s favorite spots in college, whether The Great Gatsby is a good book or not, and Haleigh crushes Sean’s dreams by ruining the illusion of magic in one of this episode’s scenes. What a bummer.
EPISODE
S6, E7: Recall Vote
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Still Austin “The Musician” Straight Bourbon Whiskey
Bell’s Bright White Belgian Inspired Ale
Passion Fruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry Juice
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Joey’s Favorite Halloween Costumes
CATEGORIES
Gwyneth Paltrow Movies
We’re dressing up and celebrating like it’s the 1990s! Well, everyone except April, who thinks we’re in the 1690s. Unfortunately, Leslie has to break away from the festivities so she can filibuster in the midst of city council. Wendy Davis would be proud.
Meanwhile, Ron is trying desperately to conquer the Big Buck Hunter video game, much to the delight of Donna. And Andy is back in town from London! Surely he won’t do something to screw up this cool opportunity, right?
And we’re celebrating with cookie cake because of Haleigh’s trivia victory! What a time to be alive. Plus skating of all kinds (roller and boarding), peeing in unusual locations, faking it til you make it when it comes to starting a new job, and the powerhouse cast of the movie The Outsiders.
EPISODE
S6, E6: Filibuster
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Manhattan made from Still Austin “The Musician” Bourbon and Oso de Oro Vermouth
Passionfruit Malibu mixed with Naked Berry Juice
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Items Sean Could Filibuster About
CATEGORIES
Cartoons that Started in the 1990s
Sean STRONGLY dislikes this episode, and he really ain’t wrong. Donna accidentally tweets out something personal from the Parks and Rec Department’s Twitter account, and faces the wrath of big government. Plus Leslie learns something surprising about her one of her prized employees.
Meanwhile, Ben and Ron have the best moments of the episode trying to write a new will for Ron, as Ben struggles not to say accounting puns. And Tom has one of his creepiest episodes yet!
Plus, we discuss frozen yogurt adventures, playing on slip’n’slides, how Hulu commercials seem to be pretty targeting Sean’s specific viewing habits, and there’s actually some real life parks and rec action in this episode. It seems like that has never been true, so how exciting!
EPISODE
S6, E5: Gin It Up!
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Joey: Old Chub Scotch Ale from Oskar Blues
Haleigh: Cape Line Sparkling Cocktail Strawberry Lemonade
Sean: Leftover Warm Dos Equis
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Favorite Jokes to Tell
CATEGORIES
Social Media Networks
We’re celebrating 100 episodes of Parks n Wrecked with perhaps our most foolish idea yet — inviting friends on the podcast to answer trivia questions about us. Really, it’s just a humblebrag to prove we have friends.
You’ll learn things like Haleigh’s favorite Girl Scout Cookie flavor, the name and breed of Joey’s first pet, and Sean’s most popular bit on Instagram. Though if you’re following him, you already know. There’s also a ton of talk about mayonnaise. We’re really living it up over here!
This one took a LOT of effort to coordinate and edit (and Zoom was not the most cooperative), so we’d really appreciate if you listened. :) And have some cake! After all, we’re celebrating.
It’s been a wonderful 100 episodes so far, but we ain’t done yet. We’ll be back with Leslie, Ron, and the new (and improved?) Pawnee/Eagleton crew, or, as Leslie would never say, Pawneeagleton. Cheers!
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Cape Line Sparkling Blackberry Mojito Cocktail
Teremana Blanco Small Batch Tequila
Flor de Cana Anejo Oro Imported Rum
Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin
There are so many guest stars in this episode! June Diane Raphael, Sam Elliott, Billy Eichner, Melinda Cohen, and a handful of other folks join the Pawnee crew after the town absorbs Eagleton, but will they all survive until the end of the episode? Magic 8 Ball says all signs point to no.
Meanwhile, Ben and Chris are trimming the fat of the Eagleton accounting crew, all while Chris does celebratory lunges. Can you think of a better way to show your excitement?
Plus, Haleigh attended her best friend’s wedding (while practicing social distancing), Sean considers a move to Colorado, we chat about the old Super Nintendo game Super Baseball 2020, and we talk about the glorious home arcade action that these new Arcade1Up cabinets provide, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and NBA Jam. You can finally find out Sean’s favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
Hope you’re ready to jump, because this episode is all over the place.
EPISODE
S6, E4: Dopplegangers
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Avanti Pinot Pomegranate (with a picture of a dogtor on it)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top Celebrities Joey Has Been Told He Reminds People Of
CATEGORIES
Types of Cheese
Pawnee is auditing Eagleton! The once proud city is now…well, less proud. My, how the turntables have turned. There’s also a basketball game happening, featuring a then-29-year-old Chris Bosh playing as a high schooler. Ron is also trying to get off the grid, and turns to Tom and Donna for help. Bet that’ll turn out great!
Meanwhile, Ann and April were hanging out together during this episode, for some reason. And they’re living it up in Bloomington, Indiana! If only we all could be so lucky.
Plus, the amazing names Kristen Bell’s characters have, the lasting impact of Penny Saver circulars, no one can say “Swarovsky,” excessive voting lines at the polls, and reminiscing about visiting colleges. What was your favorite campus tour?
EPISODE
S6, E3: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Milam & Greene Bourbon Whiskey
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top Social Media Platforms Sean Has Used
CATEGORIES
Physical Magazines
We’re kicking off Season 6 in style: by traveling to London! Most of the crew heads across the pond so Leslie can accept an award and Ben and Chris can hang out with someone that might be dumber than Andy is. Also, Ron and Diane get hitched in perhaps the quickest celebration ever.
Meanwhile, Ann has finally gotten pregnant, but nobody seems to care—except Jerry, who has the weirdest reaction of the show. We also meet two new characters: Papa Saperstein, played delightfully by Henry Winkler, and Lord Covington, a dumb, rich, easily excitable bloke portrayed by Peter Serafinowicz. And Sean still confuses Andy’s name with Chris Pratt’s actual name.
Plus, we’re talking about fireworks during Fourth of July, classic airplane dilemmas like whether to wake up the person next to you during a meal or if you’ll walk across the aisle to see a cool sight out the window, and we dive into every single one of Leslie’s 40 Phases to Success to get back in the good graces of Pawnee citizens.
Got an idea for a punishment (or reward) for this season’s trivia loser? Let us know at parkswreckedpod@gmail.com!
EPISODE
S6, E1/E2: London Pt. 1 and 2
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Black Cherry and Strawberry Lemonade Truly
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Places Haleigh would like to travel to
CATEGORIES
Countries in Europe
We’ve wrapped up Season 5 so that means it’s time for a bonus episode! We’re recapping everything about the season, including some of our favorite new characters, whether Ron will be a good father, (our money is on OF COURSE), what a Parks and Rec video game would look like, and we take a “Which Parks and Rec Character Are You?” quiz.
Plus, Sean talks about his rec center closing down for a week before opening as a voting site and the disappointment it’s brought among the community. We’re going off on plenty of tangents, too. We dive into Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, The Price is Right, the joys of having inbox zero at work, playing the lottery at a gas station, and a guest star from the early days of Parks n Wrecked is getting married.
Take the character quiz here!
Watch the video from the ’96 Summer Olympics that Sean talks about!
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Passionfruit Malibu with Questionable Mango Juice from the Fridge
Watermelon and Kiwi Truly
Ruby Red Grapefruit Beer from Shiner
It’s the Season 5 finale! Are you better off than the start of the show? Leslie’s trying to argue that Pawnee is, and name drops a bunch of great movies about dancing, like Honey and Step Up 2 The Streets. But the townsfolk aren’t having it. We get it—now if we want to start our day with a triple decker pancake pizza, we have to go to the Paunch Burger 10 minutes away. And don’t tell me to not have that for breakfast, because I will NEVER consider that!
Meanwhile, Andy is carrying a pregnancy test around for this entire episode. Tom’s business is thriving and even has a potential interested investor, but he’s still dating Mona Lisa, who is the wooooorst.
Plus our top Seattle attractions from T-Mobile Park to MoPOP, great moments on The Price is Right (including the time Manuela gave away a car), and whether or not the movie Shazam starring Sinbad actually exists.
We’ll have a super jam-packed bonus episode next week where we’ll probably answer that question again: Are you better off?
EPISODE
S5, E22: Are You Better Off?
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Fireball with Dr. Pepper Cream Soda
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Shark Tank Products We’ve Actually Tried
CATEGORIES
Movies with Baby, Child, Kid, Parent, Mom, or Dad in the Title
There’s a big vote to be had, which means it’s time for Putt Putt! Leslie and Ron face off in a battle for Councilman Jamm’s vote – and this episode features a special guest appearance from Esther Povitsky, Joey’s childhood friend!
Meanwhile, Tom and Ann are both trying to break up with Mona Lisa (as a boyfriend and friend, respectively), but only one is successful. Who could it be? Andy is also kicked out of Mouse Rat. Kind of. Maybe he should start going to practices.
Plus, Sean has some choice words for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Joey talks about very close calls with band members not showing up, and we talk about the most famous people we know.
EPISODE
S5, E21: Swing Vote
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Fireball with Rumchata
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Times Sean Has Voted
CATEGORIES
Bands with at Least Two Lead Singers
Jerry’s retiring! Didn’t he let anyone know? Well, in any case, we’ll have to find a new Jerry, and in a delightful cartoonish twist, it’s Tom! Get it, because Tom and Jerry is already a cartoon? Badum tsh.
We get to see Jerry in his natural element at home, and he’s suave and delightful. Leslie and Ben try to help him achieve all of his hopes and dreams. This episode also features Chris and Ann continue to be hesitant about having children. Will they ever start this beautiful family of theirs?
Plus, Haleigh delivers Sean a birthday treat, we discuss the merits of macaroni pizza, and controversial white elephant gifts and strategies.
EPISODE
S5, E20: Jerry’s Retirement
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Mural Agua Fresca Cerveza from New Belgium Brewing
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Reasons to Have an Office Party
CATEGORIES
Songs with Food in the Title
Patton Oswalt guest stars in this episode and goes on a filibuster for the ages. There are also a lot of dumb rules in the Pawnee constitution – like annually throwing people named Ted into the water – so Leslie does her best to rewrite some of ‘em. To add even more fire to the flame, Leslie and Patton have to stay at an old cabin for two weeks. And Andy realizes butter is his favorite food.
Meanwhile, April works on pitting Ron and Chris against each other during the Chris Traeger Management Training Seminar (or CTMTS, for short). Will she succeed? Probably. She’s sneaky like that. Ann and Ben are also pitted against each other, but it’s on a weird eBay-esque bidding site.
Plus, the most obscure things about watching sports, Sean once again has to deal with a crappy situation at work, and we dive into fun statues and fake fans in and around baseball stadiums.
Most importantly, Sean is now 33 years old! He’s Scottie Pippen, Larry Bird, and Patrick Ewing all at once. What a great age.
EPISODE
S5, E19: Article Two
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Boomtown Blonde from Spindletap Brewery
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Most Ridiculous Holidays
CATEGORIES
Major League Baseball Teams
So many fantastic guest appearances in this episode. Harris Wittels and Colton Dunn are here as Harris and Brad from Animal Control, AND we get Dennis Feinstein, played masterfully by Jason Mantzoukas. Even Eric Isenhower shows up as Orin – with a speaking part!
Ben, Tom, and Andy have some mighty sucking up to do to raise money for charities, while Chris injures one of his running feet. Leslie, Chris, and Ann interview potential new Animal Control candidates, and Jerry negotiates a lower salary for his current job. Magnificent.
Ron is also very sick and has to eat a banana. Who will emerge from this royal rumble showdown?!
Plus, Sean tries to play ultimate frisbee for the first time in a hot minute and struggles mightily, we dive into railway workers and the phrase “Gandy dancer,” and we talk about having to dress up during game days in high school. Oh, and please visit the Wikipedia page for high fives.
EPISODE
S5, E18: Animal Control
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Coastal Conservation Ale from Karbach Brewing Company
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Fragrances
CATEGORIES
U.S. Presidents
Ben ruined the city of Partridge, MN when he was 18 years old, but now they’re ready to forgive him. Surely this isn’t a trap. Meanwhile, Councilman Jamm is suing Ron for punching him in the face during Leslie’s wedding. And guess what? Ron would do it again if he has the chance.
Also, Chris and Ann are distraught after a series of mishaps. Could this mean they won’t be good parents? We’ll find out by the end of the episode.
Plus, we’ve got excessive beards, activities to do on a boat, and Ben gets misty-eyed watching The Price Is Right! We’re not so different, after all.
EPISODE
S5, E17: Partridge
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
National Standard from Tupps Brewery
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Boat Memories
CATEGORIES
Super Smash Bros. Melee Characters
Leslie offers a bailout to a local movie store, but it backfires with hilarious results. April and Ann are best friends for a week, and together with Donna they perform a stirring rendition of “Time After Time.”
Jenny Slate as Mona-Lisa Saperstein makes her first appearance in the show, and that’s really all you need to know. Brandi Maxxx is also back on the scene, much to the delight of Sean.
This episode has (at least according to Joey), the BEST cold open in the entire show. Do you agree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd2rWeswwGw
Plus, we cover the Parks and Rec reunion, Also, we really got off on a college basketball tangent there at the start, didn’t we?
EPISODE
S5, E16: Bailout
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Meridian Hive Honey – Mead In Austin
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Underrated Karaoke Songs
CATEGORIES
Types of Flowers
Leslie and Ben are married, but you’d barely know it from this episode. Instead, Leslie is trying to give a funny speech at a correspondents’ lunch, though it’s gonna be hard when her speech gets stolen. And Ben has a new job at Sweetums – remember that from a previous episode? Because we sure don’t – and quickly realizes he needs to whip things into shape.
Meanwhile, Ann is still looking for a sperm donor, and she’s considering one Chris Traeger. Talk about some palpable tension!
Plus, we’re diving into the phrase “open up a can of whoop-ass,” we briefly dive into how babies are made (it’s via storks, right?), and discuss our first CD purchases.
EPISODE
S5, E15: Correspondents’ Lunch
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Scrappy Boy Amardillo Ale Works
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things Sean has had stolen from him
CATEGORIES
Star Wars Characters
Wait, are Leslie and Ben really going through with this whole “let’s get married tonight” thing? Sure seems like it! That means everyone has jobs. Leslie and Ann are working on procuring a dress. Ben and Chris are looking for wedding rings. Ron is walking Leslie down the aisle. Donna’s giving us GREAT vocals. Andy and April are finding marriage licenses. Tom and Jerry (hehe) are writing a speech.
But wait! Councilman Jamm is here to try and ruin everything. Luckily, the Pawnee parks crew isn’t about to let anyone get Jammed today. And Leslie and Ben will get their big day after all.
Plus, all kinds of drama around Animal Crossing, a deep dive into grenades (including a dissection of the song “Grenade” by Bruno Mars), and Joey is fired up about The Last Dance documentary on the 1997-98 Chicago Bulls. We also reminisce about the time our dog brought in a rat from outside. YIKES.
EPISODE
S5, E14: Leslie and Ben
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Limetastico Sour Mexican Lager from Blue Owl Brewing
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Covid Stay at Home Activities
CATEGORIES
Will Smith Movies
This episode hits EXTREMELY close to home – Pawnee is simulating an avian flu pandemic right as we’re living a coronavirus pandemic. And perhaps in a fitting display of the world simply not giving an eff, this episode is also riddled with technical difficulties. But much like Pawnee, we will persevere!
In any case, Leslie is getting Jammed all over the place. She’s stuck with Ann and Chris in a simulation to test the city on their emergency preparedness. Meanwhile, Andy and April are studying for a police exam, and the rest of the gang is trying to round up chairs for the evening’s big gala. Donna found one and has a lead on another. The excitement is palpable.
Ron’s also fielding questions on a talk show, which warrants its own paragraph.
Plus, we’re talking about fire drills, Joey reminisces about his experience working on TV shows in college (and funny news reporter segments in general, like this one or this one). Oh, and he’s hearing things, too, like the word pigeon. And we’ve got more things to do during shelter in place! Check ‘em all out and let us know you’re favorites.
EPISODE
S5, E13: Emergency Response
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Parks and Rec Ale (!) from Zilker Brewing Company
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Roles on a TV News Team
CATEGORIES
Types of Birds
Ann is looking to have a child, so she starts interviewing potential sperm donors. And boy oh boy are the pickings slim. As a result, Leslie is doing her best to stop everything, as is her MO. Meanwhile, Ben, Ron, Chris, and Tom taste test food for the wedding, but the calzones treat them incredibly poorly. How dare they. But this leads to one of the best scenes in the entire series, so we’ll take it.
For some reason, Leslie can’t attend ANY town hall meetings this week. That means April and Andy are in charge. They also get to deal with a very delightful cameo from Harris Wittels.
Plus, we’re chatting Disneyland, how Vice Presidents used to openly duel people, flip cup challenges, and the life advice that has served Sean well throughout his entire life.
EPISODE
S5, E12: Ann’s Decision
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Coffee Porter from Last Stand Brewing
Minute Maid Fruit Punch (with low sugar!) mixed with Malibu Coconut Rum
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Major Decisions Sean Has Made
CATEGORIES
Breakfast Cereals
We may be social distancing, but we’re not letting that get us down! And perhaps it’s fitting that the world is knee-deep in garbage, because we’re covering the the episode “Women in Garbage” today. Sean is far away and sounds a bit like he’s in a well, but we’re doing our best with what we can, people.
For some reason, Ron once again has to play babysitter for his girlfriend, Diane, Warrior Princess. She can’t seem to find adequate care for her children! Luckily, Ron’s got Ann on his side, and she’s terrible at watching kids, too. Meanwhile, Leslie and April are picking up garbage to show they’re just as proficient as men when it comes to tackling sanitation needs. Oh, and Andy and Ben are trying to teach Tom how to play basketball. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t go well.
Plus, frustration with the government, dumb people that blatantly ignore useful rules, and we provide some activities you can do while practicing social distancing. And Haleigh gets SUPER heated during her Top 5. Take a listen!
EPISODE
S5, E11: Women in Garbage
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Mermaids and Unicorns from True Vine Brewing Co.
Fireball
Austin Eastciders Sangria
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Gender Inequality Things that Piss Haleigh Off
CATEGORIES
NBA Teams
We’re celebrating a ton of bachelor parties (and one bachelorette party). That means a lot of fancy drinks, penis-shaped items, and general shenanigans. The boys certainly have a better time, though, between Settlers of Catan and tossing a football around with members of the Indianapolis Colts. There are also a lot of celebrity cameos in this episode, so hope everyone is keeping a close eye on things.
Plus, we’re talking about former professional athletes, how you can turn any meal into brunch, childhood schoolyard games, and Sean lets us know how many mini Totinos Pizza Rolls he ate the other day. Spoiler alert: it’s an uncomfortable amount.
This episode is also FILLED with great quotes, so if you need fun things to say around the house over the coming weeks, we’ve got you covered.
EPISODE
S5, E10: Two Parties
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Local Buzz Honey Rye Golden Ale from Four Corners Brewing Co.
Hop Rising Double IPA from Squatters Craft Beer
Austin Eastciders Sangria
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Current NFL Quarterbacks I’d Like to Catch a Touchdown Pass From
CATEGORIES
Board Games
This is one of the finest episodes of Parks and Rec but probably not one of our finest podcast episodes. But we’ll let you be the judge of that, eh? Jerry’s hosting a dinner party and the people that are usually the meanest to him haven’t been invited. Leslie, Ron, and Diane try to avoid the madness that is Tammy 2 at a woodworking awards banquet. Shenanigans ensue, including a lot of flashing and a fight in a dumpster. Meanwhile, Chris is drinking FULL FAT eggnog. What is he thinking?
We also talk about some delightful video games that feature soccer elements like Rocket League, Crazy Taxi 2, and Excitebike. Plus, the weird ways to spell Haleigh and the introduction of Jerry’s family! And Duke Silver makes another appearance! What lucky ducks we are.
EPISODE
S5, E9: Ron and Diane
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Jeppson’s Malort
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Cabin Fever Activities
CATEGORIES
Christmas Songs
Leslie Knope is MAD this episode because she has to deal with those rude folks over in Eagleton, who want to build a park for Pawnee. And a big chunk of the Pawnee crew is helping Tom get Rent-a-Swag off the ground. Meanwhile, Andy and April have some of their greatest shenanigans and wrap it all up by helping a lost kid (named Joey!) find his mother. But we do say goodbye to Burt Macklin, one of the best damn agents the FBI has ever seen.
We recently celebrated Haleigh’s birthday, so we’re all kind of tired. Also, you know…the news is pretty sad lately. But we’re not talking about that, mainly because we recorded before things went to hell this week. Instead, we’re chatting the deliciousness of McDonald’s cookies, how parks get created, and seeing Jen Barkley in car commercials.
Sean also has a very special announcement in this episode, and it’s 100% worth tuning in for that. Thanks for listening.
EPISODE
S5, E8: Pawnee Commons
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bud Light Seltzer
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Pizza Toppings
CATEGORIES
Simpsons Characters
April wants to build a dog park, but the best location for it is Lot 48, home of Leslie’s triumphant big accomplishment formerly-a-pit-but-eventually-turning-into-a-human-park. Of course, that won’t fly with Leslie, so IT. IS. ON.
Meanwhile, Tom is looking for more Rent a Swag investors, Ben keeps getting job offers, and Andy is trying to solve a criminal case right inside the very walls of town hall.
Plus, we’re talking about mediating disputes at work, Sean has regular encounters with a customer that has poor hygiene, and we dive into the NBA All-Star Game festivities, including the dunk contest, despite the fact all of this happened two weeks ago. Better late than never, amirite? On top of that, we theorize about hypothetical dunks we’d like to see. It’s absolutely magical.
EPISODE
S5, E7: Leslie vs. April
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Lady Bird Lemonade from Uncle Billy’s
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Activities Our Dog Does
CATEGORIES
Dog Breeds
Ben and Leslie are engaged – time to throw a party! There’s only one problem: Ben’s parents can’t stand each other, and Ben is worried they’ll derail the whole shindig. Meanwhile, Tom and Jean Ralphio have a new business idea, but it seems only Tom is taking it seriously. Will that be enough for Ron to invest? We’ll have to find out! Also, Chris is sad. But what else is new?
Sean’s planning a work trip FOR parks and rec activities. What a fun time! This week was Fat Tuesday and we certainly celebrated in style (via eating 65 pounds of food). He’s also furious over the new pizza from Pizza Hut that features cheese sticks as part of the crust. Things are just getting wild over here.
EPISODE
S5, E6: Ben’s Parents
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Cider Noir from Texas Keeper Cidery
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Excuses to Miss Work
CATEGORIES
Breakfast Items
It’s Halloween! Ron and Andy are in charge of Diane’s kids, for some reason. Leslie is flustered because she and Ben are planning to start their life together, but all of a sudden, Ben might not be coming back to Pawnee. What a surprise! But spoiler alert: it’s not the biggest surprise of the episode.
Meanwhile, some of the gang is watching thriller-we-wish-was-real Death Canoe 4. In more serious news, Jerry also suffers a fart attack, necessitating the need for a garage sale. What kind of fun treasure will the Pawnee crew dig up? Plus, it’s the birth of Rent-a-Swag! Tom finally has a great business idea, and we’re so proud of him.
We also dive into all the random pizza holidays that have been created over the past few years. And Joey shares a fun book worth checking out, Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything. What a tasty tome!
EPISODE
S5, E5: Halloween Surprise
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Brethen of the Road Riesling from Winc
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things to Look for in a New Home
CATEGORIES
Horror Movies
We’re talkin’ ‘bout sex, baby! Leslie has to teach senior citizens about sex education, but Marcia Langman (and her husband Marshall) are here to make things difficult. Meanwhile, Tommy Edamame is obsessed with screens, so Ron takes him out to get some fresh air and real-world experience. It’s disastrous, as you might expect.
Meanwhile, we share some of our more memorable sex education moments. Sean thinks April and Ben are about to become an item - will he prove to be a mind reader of the future? In the meantime, he’s mad about MANY things, including some that are actually topical to parks and rec. This could totally be a deleted scene from Parks and Rec! Except none of us were on the show so it would be a confusing B-plot. Either way, Mike Schur would probably dig it. Let’s get a reboot going!
We also sprinkle in Pokemon puns and noises throughout the episode. Which reminds us, Sean and Joey once re-enacted every Pokemon move in real life. Here it is!
EPISODE
S5, E4: Sex Education
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Tito’s Vodka with Pure Leaf Sweet Tea and Lemon Juice
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Ways to Detox from Your Phone
Leslie is trying to keep a pool open for the Pawnee Porpoises youth swim team, but she has to jump through quite a few hoops to make it happen. Classic Jeremy Jamm ruining our plans. Ben and April are stuck in a parking garage for the entire episode. Ron goes on a date with a woman that’s not named Tammy. WHAT?! Chris Traeger has a therapist now, so that means the parks department has to install a 3-1-1 line? Look, this part of the plot doesn’t really make sense, but here we are.
Sean is MAD this episode. Why? Because it illustrates everything that’s wrong with BIG POLITICS. But he sure is impressed by Leslie’s perm. Plus we reminisce about our first encounters with smoking cigars. Much like Tom, we did not like them.
EPISODE
S5, E3: How a Bill Becomes a Law
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Shiner S’more Chocolate and Marshmallow Ale
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Favorite Sporting Events
Leslie wants to introduce a soda tax on the ABSURDLY large cups that Sweetums is selling to people. Across the country in Washington, D.C. Ben Wyatt tries to earn the respect of his interns. But first, he has to win over someone near and dear to his heart. While all of that’s going on, Tom and Chris try to get Andy into tip-top shape to join the police force. Andy runs a lot and it gets us winded.
Meanwhile, Sean is in incredible pain from all of the sports he’s been playing recently, we briefly talk about our favorite Oscars films (despite only seeing between 11 and 22 percent of the nominations), and we dissect the wonderful meme of Rob Lowe wearing a hat with the NFL logo on it. Joey also goes on a passionate rant against Apple despite having way too many Apple products, but the rant is only for like 30 seconds. Sorry, Siri.
After we recorded this episode, Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gianna and seven others were killed in a helicopter crash outside Los Angeles. We hopped on the phone to record an additional outro, sharing some of our favorite Kobe Bryant moments and what he accomplished with basketball, business, and storytelling. If you haven’t seen his Oscar-winning “Dear Basketball” short, we’d highly recommend it.
EPISODE
S5, E2: Soda Tax
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Milkshakes from Shake Shack
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Track and Field Events
Welcome to Season 5! The crowd goes wild Leslie, Ben, April, and Andy are all in Washington, D.C. doing very big important government things. Meanwhile, Ron is hosting a BBQ and literally only has the meat, which is still alive. Which one could argue is the most important part, but still. At least give us a plate or something, man. Sean is thrilled that Tom and Ann are no longer an item.
We’re sampling Cookies and Cream Twix because apparently we’re part-timing in ASMR nowadays. We’re putting a twist on trivia, AND we’re adding a new bit: Categories! Exciting stuff all around. Joey also shares a tip for those Instagram Boomerang users out there. And after Chris reprimands Ron, we do a little roleplaying of Sean being stern towards Haleigh. How does that turn out? Finally, Sean shares a crappy situation from work.
EPISODE
S5, E1: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Austin Eastciders Spiced Cider
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Side Items for a BBQ
Season 4 is in the books! Sean gives a recap of the season, including some of his favorite moments, as well as his least favorite moments (spoiler: it’s anytime Tom and Ann are dating). Then we turn the tables and run him over with an AMA, where we pepper him with all the questions. Find out things like what’s happened with Sean’s enemy that keeps coming into his job, his greatest accomplishments at work, when he let a bunch of children run rampant all over the place, and a heartwarming moment that will make you smile. And we could all use a little more of those warm and fuzzy feelings, you know?
Sean also makes his prediction for Season 5, plus next week’s episode, “Ms. Knope Goes to Washington.” Will he be spot on or is he just a big dreamer? We’ll find out next time!
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade martinis with Tito’s Handmade Vodka, Oso de Oro Dry Vermouth, and kalamata olives
It’s the start of the year but the end of the season – the time has finally come to vote for city council. Will Leslie defeat Bobby Newport? Can Ben Wyatt handle a drink of whiskey, neat? What kind of alternate career options are available for Andy and April? How many times did Chris Traeger and Jen Barkley have sex in one night? Are Ann and Tom really getting back together?
We’ve got questions of our own, too. Will Sean pass out during the episode due to allergies? Will Haleigh defeat Sean in the season trivia? Is Malort the worst drink ever? Will Sean try a new sport in 2020? And is he truly a Hufflepuff? Is it even worth it to watch a New Year’s Eve celebration? Can Sean flex his fingers at all?
Find out the answers plus a lot more in our first episode of the new year!
EPISODE
S4, E22: Win, Lose, or Draw
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Karbach Brewing Company Chocolate Stout
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Goals for 2020
It’s our last episode of the year (and decade, some might say)! Leslie and Bobby Newport have a nice chat, even though her tour bus interrupted a memorial for his late father. He’s so forgiving, that Bobby Newport. Chris Traeger needs to keep moving forever or else he’ll dissolve into a pit of darkness. Tom showcases a bit of his entrepreneurial mind with a snazzy alcohol-flavored yogurt concept called Yogurt Platinum.
Mike O’Malley’s here too, though, we like him better as the host of Guts and Global Guts. And this episode features one of Joey’s favorite scenes, when Andy Dwyer – as Bert Macklin – recreates Jerry getting pied by a rogue attacker.
We also discuss whether you can send CBD products through the mail, brazenly forget what the point of the S.S. Anne is in the original Pokemon games, and dive deep into the stats of the different Legends of the Hidden Temple teams. Very topical, as the show is about to get a reboot. Also, Sean dazzles us with his AMAZING Rodney Dangerfield impression, as well as a few other good ones he’s kept hidden up his sleeve.
Here are some of Joey's impressions, too. They’re very bad. Haleigh and Sean each share mischievous stories regarding pianos.
EPISODE
S4, E21: Bus Tour
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Two Roots Brewing Co. Stout-Inspired Cannabis-Infused Beverage (but this one isn’t infused with anything)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Moments of 2019
It’s time for a debate! Leslie Knope and Bobby Newport are joined by Pawnee mainstays like Brandi Maxxxx and Fester Trim. We also talk about a bunch of movies, especially when it’s someone’s finest role! That whole conversation is inspired by Andy acting out movies during the live telecast of the debate, because he conveniently forgot to pay the cable bill. Cue obnoxious laughter
Meanwhile, Sean is triggered by many things throughout this episode. He strongly dislikes Perd Hapley (the nerve!), thinks Bobby Newport is the dumb Parks and Rec version of Michael Scott (understandable) and continues to be baffled by the Tom and Ann relationship (aren’t we all).
Haleigh also gets down a rabbit hole with all the Tom Hanks kids. Finally, Sean perhaps went on a firing spree at work, or maybe he just fed them Olive Garden.
EPISODE
S4, E20: The Debate
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Market Pantry Eggnog with Flor de Caña Rum
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Movies Joey Could Act Out
What a nice episode! The crew is recovering from all that Thanksgiving goodness, though there aren’t any turkeys on this episode. Unless you count your hosts, heyo! Jen Barkley is back and she’s accusing Leslie of being a dog murderer. To avoid that terrible accusation, Leslie adopts MANY pets from the shelter. And that means we’re having a puppy party at the park! Meanwhile, Chris and Ron go to meditate next to a Greek restaurant with the perfect name: Achilles Meal.
Plus, Sean has finally tried White Claw. Is he as obsessed as everyone else? We’ve also mentioned Peanut Butter Twix many times on this podcast, but Haleigh and Sean have never tried it (and Joey hasn’t tasted it in, like, 18 years). Sounds like the perfect time for a live on-air taste test! ASMR fans will LOVE this one. Finally, we have an update on Sean’s enemy at work!
EPISODE
S4, E19: Live Ammo
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Shiner Day Quencher Session Ale + Austin Eastciders Rose
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Thanksgiving Dishes
Leslie gets blitzed, which would normally be a lot of fun. But unfortunately, she’s gotta go to the Pawnee Airport to do an interview with Buddy Wood, played ably by Sean Hayes of Will and Grace fame. Meanwhile, Tom and Ann try to set a record for the most consecutive hours of dating (their current high is 47 straight hours).
Plus, a lot of random Seinfeld references, Sean is on a tough streak in our weekly trivia, and Joey shares some fun broadcasting terms. We also dive into the highly accurate phrase “it ain’t government work if you don’t have to do it twice” and discuss if it’s strange to read a book alone at a bar or restaurant. Also, Haleigh was on the radio! It’s like a podcast but live.
Finally, Sean takes us inside some DRAMA at his job. It’s a true parks and rec spectacular!
EPISODE
S4, E18: Lucky
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Martinelli’s Cider with a Twist of Rum
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Hot Tub Moments
We got new POP filters, y’all. And how fitting, because this episode is poppin’ with new character Jennifer Barkley. She’s leading the campaign for Bobby Newport and has become quite the thorn in Leslie Knope’s side. She and Ben Wyatt are trying to get the support of the elderly community, but Jen Barkley always seems to be two steps ahead. How can they persevere?
Meanwhile, the citizens of Pawnee can’t stop putting their entire mouths on water fountains. Ann and the crew try to solve the issue, and thanks to some creative thinking from April, the job gets done. Will that lead to a promotion for April? We’ll JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT.
Plus we’re talking how easily new phones can break, express our amazement at how quickly Sean can slam 11 cookies from McDonald’s, and chat about some of the best classic Britney Spears songs. Sean still doesn’t appreciate how Perd Hapley speaks, but on the plus side, he comes through with a last-second Top 5 shake up! We dive into our favorite shakes. YUM.
EPISODE
S4, E17: Campaign Shake-Up
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Shiner Premium
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Types of Milkshakes
Jerry’s celebrating his 64th birthday and the gang is excited! Just kidding, they totally forgot. Meanwhile, Leslie is doing too much multitasking between her campaign and parks and rec duties, leading to lots of hilarious misadventures. We get lots of Champion in this episode, which is always a plus. And we learn a fun fact about Donna this episode, and it’s a huge part of our trivia. HOW FUN!
Tom and Ann are dating and it’s making Sean FURIOUS. Franxie is trying to make appearances on this episode, too – you may hear her barking in the background. That’s very sweet of her. We also teach you about Trifecta, a terrific drinking game you can play at your next house party or social gathering.
EPISODE
Sweet Sixteen
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Mighty Swell Cherry Lime
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Lakehouse Activities
This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Sean is in charge of this spooktacular bonus episode, and you can bet there are plenty of treats. Namely in the form of several fun Halloween-themed lists!
Play along at home as we chat our favorite Halloween movies (Sean is really curious what everyone thinks about Casper the Friendly Ghost), top Halloween costumes we’ve actually worn, Joey shares tips for dealing with a potential Vampire, and we make a playlist of terrifically ghoulish tunes.
Plus different ridiculous flavored Oreos, the first time we remember being scared by a movie, and a whole host of other goodies. It’s a ghoulishly good time!
Dave the Cop returns to try and win Leslie back. Meanwhile, Ben still can’t speak normally around police officers, and Andy is trying to write a hit song, but he sadly can’t recreate the magic of 5,000 Candles in the Wind…but maybe he CAN with a little help from one Duke Silver.
On our end, Joey is butchering trivia left and right, Haleigh knows some people who are very quick at peeing, and we give plenty of speed dating advice to Sean. Feel free to share your best tips! Plus we chat mascots of our various schools.
Chris Traeger also does a brilliant job singing the classic hit “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” But don’t just believe us – here it is.
EPISODE
Dave Returns
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bohemian Black from Shiner
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Rain Activities
The Parks and Rec gang is looking to set up Ann on some dates, which is confusing, because Sean is right here. Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is SO VERY INCREDIBLY sad after his breakup with Millicent Gergich. Ben, Ron, and Andy go on an adventure to solve Leslie’s complex scavenger hunt. Shenanigans ensue.
Plus, we talk Valentine’s Day hearts, movies that might be considered mildly questionable by today’s standards, and Sean discusses his own scavenger hunt prowess. Also, why is there no hip hop station here in Austin? We’re starting our own radio station!
EPISODE
Operation Ann
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Gold Rush with Bourbon, Apple Juice, and Honey
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Underrated Songs to Play at a Dance
We’ve got a classic Parks and Rec episode! Half the gang goes bowling while the other half cold calls people for donations. Leslie inadvertently sabotages her own campaign, Tom unleashes an unorthodox bowling technique, and Chris Traeger goes from super excited to super sad in a matter of minutes. We also learn how tall most of the cast of Parks and Rec is – they’re a short bunch!
Plus, we discuss the growing popularity of pickleball, the excitement of doing focus groups, and Haleigh’s skill at doing the limbo.
There’s also a BRAND NEW TRIVIA format for Parks n Wrecked. As you may expect, the anticipation is palpable. Let’s dive on in!
EPISODE
S4, E13: Bowling for Votes
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Più Gioia from Delle Venezie
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Happiest Memories from Daycare
Leslie Knope needs to make a new campaign ad – but Bobby Newport stands in her way. Kind of. Will the team go with Leslie’s kind ad, or Ben Wyatt’s smear campaign? Meanwhile, Andy and April just learned about health insurance and are trying to get tested for every disease.
We also run through our defining Paul Rudd movies, alternate Twix flavors from childhood, Joey’s Kentucky Derby adventures, and people using service dogs while grocery shopping. Plus we follow up on a controversial subject from a couple of episodes ago. Hop on in!
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EPISODE
S4, E12: Campaign Ad
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Live Oak Oaktoberfest
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Commercials that Haleigh Remembers and Likes
Who’s ready to get on your feet? Leslie Knope is back on the campaign trail! What adventures will she get up to? Meanwhile, Ben Wyatt is STRUGGLING trying to entertain himself between jobs, and we get to see Pawnee legend Pistol Pete Desillio in action. What a treat!
We also talk about weird fortunes from fortune cookies, do terrible Chris Traeger impressions, and discuss weird phrases like “that's more stick than carrot.” And Sean’s disdain for The Office rears its ugly head.
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EPISODE
S4, E11: The Comeback Kid
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Fancy Cocktail from Revolution Spirits
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Game Winning Basketball Shots Joey Saw As They Happened
Leslie Knope isn’t allowed to work in the government, so she tries her hand at being a concerned citizen. Meanwhile, Ben is out and about searching for a new job while the rest of the gang is cooking up a little fun treat for their fearless owner.
Leslie’s also handing out Christmas gifts, which makes us dive into Sean’s own favorite presents. We also discuss inappropriate flag football team names, being extras in commercials, and our first Nintendo video games.
Additionally, Joey is apparently the only one who enjoys Friday Night Lights. These other kids wouldn’t know character if Tim Riggins tackled it out of them.
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EPISODE
S4, E10: Citizen Knope
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Freak Power Blood Orange Hefeweizen
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Christmas Presents
Leslie Knope is ON TRIAL. What for? Well, you’ll have to tune in to find out. Plus we’re chatting about the wonders of Google Earth, get a bit nostalgic with Matchbox Twenty, the many unethical things going on during this episode, Sean’s super old laptop, being punished via caning or a belt, how many songs are about candy, and Sean’s extreme love/hate affair with football. On a related note, one of Joey’s dopplegangers recently retired from the NFL and now he’s sad.
This episode also has arguably the best cold open of the entire series. Here it is. Tell us you disagree (you cannot). Oh yeah, and Sean doesn’t even know what Citizen Kane is! What has he been doing with his life?
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EPISODE
S4, E9: The Trial of Leslie Knope
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Dry Sparkling Soda (Vanilla and Blood Orange Flavors)
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Top 5 Snow Moments, or “Snowments”
Dream team Leslie and Ben are creating the smallest park around. Andy wants to take college courses and struggles to decide which one is the perfect fit. Plus, getting lost in areas really close to our house, playing calculator games, educating Sean about the 27 Club, and getting upset over bad luck.
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EPISODE
S4, E8: Smallest Park
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Prickly Pear Vodka with Steaz Green Tea
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
College courses unrelated to Joey’s major
Leslie and Ben are FIGHTING at the Model UN meeting. Isn’t this supposed to be a peaceful time?! Meanwhile, Chris Traeger is getting more involved with Jerry’s daughter Millicent and recruits Donna, Ann, and of course Jerry to help. Plus we’re celebrating more than a year of Parks n Wrecked! On top of everything, someone is using a leaf blower outside our studio, and it is AUDIBLE. Hope those leaves learned their lesson.
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EPISODE
S4, E7: The Treaty
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
“This Gin Here” custom gin from The Distillery in London mixed with Big Swig Key Lime sparkling water
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
School Extracurricular Activities
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine, I guess. Zorp is on his way to Pawnee, and Leslie and Ron are enjoying an apocalyptic party. Meanwhile, April helps Andy check things off his bucket list. Tom and Jean-Ralphio are throwing a party, too, to celebrate the extravagant demise of Entertainment 720. Plus, Sean’s diet gets derailed by a new cake concept, embracing awkward moments, and an old friend of the podcast returns with serious style.
EPISODE
S4, E6: End of the World
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Bombay Sapphire Distilled London Dry Gin with Fresca and Fresh Strawberries
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Bucket List Items
Leslie is meetin’ and greetin’ local businesses but Tom is taking everything over with Entertainment 720 branding. In the meantime, Andy and April are throwing a party but their other roommate, Ben, has no idea said party was happening. WHAT SHENANIGANS!
Plus, we’re talking really weird themed parties, favorite Halloween costumes, adventures at baseball games, and Sean is mad about an excessive amount of hair in his workplace. And he’s also got an update about the potential swingers he met at the grocery store!
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EPISODE
S4, E5: Meet N Greet
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
tbt from Winc
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Comfort Foods
TREAT. YO. SELF. This is our first introduction to Tom and Donna’s magical creation, one of the finest methods of self-care available, and we are enjoying it to the fullest. In the meantime, Leslie and Ron are locked in a face-off for the ages. Plus, the truth behind Girl Scout badges, the joy of making your own popcorn, shopping malls, and an outfit from this episode that made Sean incredibly happy and giddy.
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EPISODE
S4, E4: Pawnee Rangers
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
True Leaf Hibiscus Lemonade with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Power Rangers
Leslie Knope has written a book! She wants to get featured in Joan Calamezzo’s book club, but it results in us learning a shocking new fact about our fearless Pawnee leader. Ann tries to get chummy with Ron and April, and Burt Macklin, FBI is on a new case!
Plus, we’re getting old! We talk about all of Sean’s many physical ailments, ordering a bunch of hot dogs at a baseball game, rolled ice cream, and how to navigate school projects when not everyone is pulling their weight.
EPISODE
S4, E3: Born & Raised
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Wind Gap Syrah from Scout & Cellar
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Things in Austin
We’re meeting all of the Tammys in Ron’s life, and boy, are they QUITE the spectacle. We also see the extravagance of Entertainment 720, and boy, is it QUITE extravagant. Plus, we chat about the Indiana Pacers (since Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf guest star in this episode), and Sean is mad at children. And we introduce a new segment, whoa!
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Prickly Pear Cucumber Big Swig with Tito’s Vodka
TOP 5 OF THE EPISODE
Girl Groups from the 90s
EPISODE
S4, E2: Ron and Tammys
Are there enough numbers in this episode title? Surely not! To ring in our 50th episode in style, we’re doing a whole bunch of Top 5 lists. Namely, we’re doing ten of them, since 10 x 5 is 50. That’s that high-quality math, y’all.
Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Twitter and peep the Top 5 topics we go into – let us know if you agree with our lists!
Top 5 Characters
Top 5 Quotes
Top 5 Couples
Top 5 National Fast Food Chains
Top 5 Breakfast Items
Top 5 Park-Related Memories
Top 5 Sports to Play
Top 5 Andy’s Band Names
Top 5 Desserts
Top 5 Sean-isms
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Fireman’s #4 Light Edition
We’re back and ready to hop into Season 4! In this episode, Leslie makes a big announcement, Tom is dishing out gifts from his new company Entertainment 720, and Ron is hiding out in the woods.
Plus, which donut is best, the magic of Toy Story 4, how Sean made some new friends at the grocery store, and he shares a really crappy story from his parks and rec world.
Keep up with all the parks and rec shenanigans on Twitter and Facebook.
EPISODE
S4, E1: I'm Leslie Knope
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider
In this episode, we say goodbye to the best damn horse ever. Ben and Leslie are trying to romantically sneak around, Tom is thinking about starting a new business, and everyone chips in to put on a memorial show for our favorite little horse, Li’l Sebastian.
Plus, when people have nookie in your workplace, getting hit by a car (or a bike), and the long lost art of Vines. Also this is the first mention of Tammy 1 – LOOK OUT, EVERYONE!
With Season 3 in the books, Parks n Wrecked is taking a little bit of a break. New episodes will return July 11. In the meantime, keep up with everything (and share us your favorite gifs) on Twitter and Facebook.
EPISODE
S3, E16: Li'l Sebastian
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Tom Collins (in honor of Li'l Sebastian, because it sounds like a fancy drink you'd have at a horse race)
Ben and Leslie are secretly dating and life is good…for them. For everyone else, new office changes bring an inordinately high level of distress. But at least Ron has a delightful swiveling circular desk.
Plus, we talk about pork, the perfection that is Calvin and Hobbes, workplace relationships, the fellow NBC show The Wall, and cheating in computer games based on game shows. Sean’s place of work also gets overrun by a bunch of teens with skateboards.
Also, did you know Tobey Maguire is older than Jake Gyllenhaal? We sure didn’t!
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EPISODE
S3, E15: The Bubble
DRINKS OF THE EPISODE
Mighty Swell Grapefruit and Mighty Swell Peach with Brisk Iced Tea and Waterloo Old Yaupon Gin from Treaty Oak
In this episode, Leslie and Ben are taking a road trip to Indianapolis! Ron gives life lessons to a fourth grader, and Tom hosts a game show with Donna, Jerry, April, and Andy. Plus, we talk about bizarre and depressing Spanish novels, what game shows we think we’d be the best at, and little league experiences.
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EPISODE
S3, E14: Road Trip
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Jello Shots in Syringes
In this episode, Leslie and Ann get in a BIG fight. Also everyone is hopped up on Snake Juice. Plus, we talk about our worst drunk fights, the one time Sean kicked someone in the face, when Joey elbowed someone whilst line dancing, how no one seems to remember Homestar Runner anymore, the worst interview questions, and what it means to put a pineapple upside down in your grocery cart. With special guest Cameron Lagrone.
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EPISODE
S3, E13: The Fight
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Homemade Snake Juice
In this episode, we finally meet those terrible folks from Eagleton, led by guest star Parker Posey. They're the worst! In other news, it’s Sean’s birthday! We talk about getting older and hurting yourself during activities like playing kickball, how stupid these new Snapchat filters are (and not in the way you think), the mystique of Lizzo, and why the wiffle ball game in this episode reminds us of the nostalgic classic Backyard Baseball. Sean also has to deal with a mess at work LIVE ON AIR. What else could be better?
EPISODE
S3, E12: Eagleton
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
Rose Dry Cider from Austin Eastciders
We’ve got a special guest this episode – look at us go! Daniel Barnes, CEO and founder of Treaty Oak Distilling, comes on with a delightful look at how each offering of the distillery is the embodiment of a Parks and Rec character. Daniel is also hugely passionate about diversity and inclusion in his industry, and it’s awesome to hear what Treaty Oak is doing to be more inclusive.
Additionally, we talk about scaring people, crying during movies, and the different ways you can censor out nudity. Joey tells a story and says “like” about 45 times in 32 seconds. Sean has also eaten a lot of chili, so he’s especially fiery (in more ways than one).
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EPISODE
S3, E11: Jerry's Painting
DRINK OF THE EPISODE
All the goodies from Treaty Oak Distilling
In this episode, Leslie gives online dating a shot. Ron and Chris have a burger cook-off. Tom gives us a ton of new slang for referencing food. We talk about the most obese cities in the country, Sour Skittles destroying your mouth, and that episode of Arthur when he punches his sister. Plus the greatest cat name OF ALL TIME.
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Episode S3, E10: Soulmates
Drink of the Episode A Margarita to celebrate Cinco de Mayo!
Andy and April are hosting a fancy party, but are things all that they seem? Meanwhile, Donna and Ann hit up a singles night. On our end, Sean has a LOT of gripes. We talk about taking the charge on random people, not noticing cute dogs, giving wedding speeches and being flower girls, obscure celebrity sightings at the airport, and the terrible people that like to spoil shows and movies, like, oh...say, Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame.
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Episode S3, E9: Andy and April's Fancy Party
Drink of the Episode Mighty Swell Cherry Limeade with Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin and Brisk Iced Tea with Lemon
Pack up your SkyMall items, y'all – we're going camping! After conquering the Harvest Festival, Leslie Knope looks for her next big idea. Will she find it? Let's see! On top of all that, we discuss the bold strategy of clapping during movies, glamping, water obstacle courses (including the saddest iteration of The Blob ever) and why there are so many cats at the bed and breakfast.
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Episode S3, E8: Camping
Drink of the Episode Mionetto Cartizze
Li'l Sebastian! Is there anything that horse can't do? The Pawnee crew is putting on the best Harvest Festival yet, so it's time to get lost in a corn maze. We talk curses, the trouble of dealing with mechanics, and how spectacular it is that there are both Tom and Jerry and Ben and Jerry references in this episode. Special shout out to How to Avoid Huge Ships, as well. Great read.
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Episode S3, E7: Harvest Festival
Drink of the Episode Cape Route from Winc Wine Club
We're packing our bags and headed to Indianapolis in an episode filled with good quotes, good food, and terrible smells. We cover steaks, talk about The Rock hosting SNL, get interrupted by a phone call, and pay homage to Dallas Mavericks legend Dirk Nowitzki, who played his final game last night. What fun!
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Episode S3, E6: Indianapolis
Drink of the Episode Original Dark Horse Merlot
Leslie, Tom, and Ben chat with the media. Ben struggles MIGHTILY. We also say hello to Crazy Ira and the Douche while everyone is looking things up on Alta Vista.
Back in real life parks and rec, Sean has the most eventful day at work, we talk about terrorizing guests in Rollercoaster Tycoon, and we reminisce about using typewriters.
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Episode S3, E5: Media Blitz
Drink of the Episode Local Hive Texas Honey
Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben's love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n Wrecked mascot Franxie brought in a mouse from the great outdoors. Yikes.
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Episode S3, E4: Ron and Tammy: Part Two
Drink of the Episode Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider
When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior in high school? It turns out Haleigh was right – there ARE Reese's packs with three peanut butter cups in them!
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Episode S3, E3: Time Capsule
Drink of the Episode Live Oak Hefeweizen
Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays.
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Episode: S3, E2: Flu Season
Drink of the Episode John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka
London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)
Hey there, Season 3! You're lookin' mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events, participating in the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, and terrible computer games. We also cover our favorite Disney and Air Bud movies, so WOW, is this a jam-packed episode.
Episode: S3, E1: Go Big or Go Home
Drink of the Episode Haleigh's Hooch: Gin, Lemon Juice, and Blueberries. It's real tart.
We've made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test our knowledge. We go off on a ton of random tangents, too, from Pixar movies (Ratatouille is so underrated) to Pokemon moves. Hey, remember that time Joey and Sean tried to do every Pokemon move in real life? What fun!
Episode: Recap of Seasons 1 and 2
Episode Drinks: The #TBT White Blend from Winc Wine Club
We're wrapping up Season 2 with mega excitement. Austin City Council Member Jimmy Flannigan – who the Austin Chronicle once called "Austin's Leslie Knope" – joins us right in the middle of a government shutdown for a jam-packed episode. Leslie has a plan to save the government: Freddy Spaghetti, whose noodle-themed songs are just what Pawnee needs. We also discuss our misadventures with wine tasting, what to do when people think you're looking at them funny, and Jimmy shares some of his stories from his time on City Council. It's the perfect way to say goodbye to season two.
Episode: S2, E24: "Freddy Spaghetti"
Episode Drinks: Jimmy and Joey: Late Harvest Merlot
Haleigh: Summer Water Rose with Orange Juice
Sean: Independence Brewery's Stash IPA and Espolon Tequila
We meet SO many new people this episode. Chris Traeger. Ben Wyatt. Lucy Last Name to Be Determined. And two of them are working to trim the fat of the parks department. Ron is giddy with glee, but Leslie won't take this lying down. Neither will we. We chat about people being rude, the rules for dating people younger than you, and introduce Sean to Flat Stanley. We also finally go over our Super Bowl prop bets. It's more exciting than that game was, that's for sure.
And we're still treating ourselves! here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with Wild Chix & Waffles
on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in now until February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self!
Episode: S2, E23: "The Master Plan"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Bourbon + Ginger Beer
Haleigh: Orange Juice + Blood Orange Cranberry Juice + This Gin Here, created at the Ginstitute in London
Sean: Treaty Oak Red-Handed Rye Whiskey
Grab some Nutriyum bars because we're staying up all night! In this episode, Leslie and the gang work a telethon. Basketball legend Detlef Schrempf stops by, all 6'10" of him. Haleigh can't get enough of saying his name. We also chat about the movie Space Jam, people hopping over gates to use a shower, botched marriage proposals, and the fascinating art of re-caning a chair, among other hidden talents.
And here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with Wild Chix and Waffles on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in between February 10 and February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self!
Episode: S2, E22: "Telethon"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Finke's Widow Blanc de Blancs
Haleigh: Summer Water Rosé
Sean: Hungover from Thirsty Goat Amber last night
April scheduled all of Ron's meetings for the same day, oops! In this episode, we chat about a bar full of dogs running around, the art of lying about your height, and discuss our favorite prop bets for the Super Bowl. Our top pick: Adam Levine of Maroon 5 WILL wear a leather jacket.
Episode: S2, E21: "94 Meetings"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Ghost Hill Bourbon from Treaty Oak and Orange Juice
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Ruby Red Grapefruit
Sean: Sean Margs
The Pawnee crew is putting together its summer catalog, which means we chat about our own experiences with modeling and acting. Spoiler alert: it's all over the map. We also discuss being harassed and/or encouraged when wearing clothing with the logo of a sports team, Lasik surgery, and dissect Tom's many raccoon-themed pickup lines. Which one's YOUR favorite?
Episode: S2, E20: "Summer Catalog"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Fizzique with Peach Schnapps
Haleigh: Water and Gatorade (She's Sick, Booooo)
Sean: The One They Call Zoe from Hops and Grain Brewery
Jerry gets mugged (kinda) and the gang feels bad for making fun of him. We talk about times when we've been bullies ourselves: Sean terrorized a row of children during a basketball game, Joey pushed a classmate into puddles, and Haleigh mean-mugged her now best friend for nearly an entire year. Sean also has a dance battle, and people are getting upset about scuff marks on a volleyball court. If that ain't a jam-packed episode, we need to revisit what the word "jam-packed" means.
Episode: S2, E19: "Park Safety"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine
Haleigh and Sean: Cupcake Moscato
A possum terrorizes the city of Pawnee and we meet two of the best bit characters from the show. Sean goes skiing with disastrous results, we share our ridiculous AIM screen names, and there's outrage over the misuse of "possum" during this entire episode.
Episode: S2, E18: "The Possum"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Karbach Brewing - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Red Ale
Haleigh: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine
Sean: Sean Marg
Ron Swanson wins a Woman of the Year award. We chat apartment hunting, multiple people trying to use the public fields at once, punting basketballs, and Chamillionaire's excellent 2007 album "Ultimate Victory."
Episode: S2, E17: "Woman of the Year"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Marval Canned Wine
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider
Sean: Shiner Cheer
Leslie and the gals celebrate Galentine's Day. A lot of breakups happen. Sean forgot to turn his microphone on at the start of the episode, we discuss giant stuffed teddy bears as gifts/prize winnings, and there are some Sean Connery impressions. By the way, what time does Sean Connery attend Wimbeldon? Tennish.
Episode S2, E16: "Galentine's Day"
Episode Drinks: Joey: Dairy Queen Oreo Hot Cocoa Blizzard + Blue Owl Spirit Animal
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider
Sean: Shots of Kettle One Vodka
Sweetums brings a new "healthy" candy bar to Pawnee. Tom is the worst at moving. We meet DJ Roomba! Sean and Joey present their favorite rap ad-libs, Haleigh is obsessed with "Deep Blue Sea," and Sean tries to condense his episode recap. Does it work? You'll just have to tune in to see!
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Company
Haleigh: Haleigh's Sauce/Blackberry Y'Know (Gin, Grapefruit Juice, and Blackberries)
Sean: Mosaic IPA
Episode: S2, E15: "Sweetums"
Leslie invites everyone to her house and chaos ensues. We chat about ridiculous childhood games (including the wildest variant on rock paper scissors you've ever heard), McDonald's viral videos, and spicy foods. Let's eat!
Episode Drinks:
A huge growler from Hops & Grain Brewery, featuring recycled CO2 from Earthly Labs
Episode: S2, E14: "Leslie's House"
Happy Thanksgiving! Leslie is getting an MRI on a bad date. Tom is interviewing applicants to be Ron's assistant – and we get our first Jean Ralphio sighting! Meanwhile, we're chatting about terrible rideshare experiences, intense job interviews, and excessive laugh tracks on shows (looking at you, Big Bang Theory).
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Tecate Original
Sean: Saint Arnold's Art Car IPA
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Easy Apple
Episode: S2, E13: "The Setup"
Episode Highlights:
Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we've gotten, Sean swoons over Ann despite her having an estimated total of 43 words this whole episode, and we question why airline change fees are so ridiculous. Except for Southwest. Way to be pioneers, Southwest.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey and Dr. Pepper
Sean: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey, neat
Haleigh: Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin with Paola's Texas Lemon Premium Liqueur and Grapefruit Juice
Episode: S2, E12: "Christmas Scandal"
Episode Highlights:
Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options.
Episode Drinks:
Joey, Sean: Dos Equis
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple
Episode: S2, E11: "Tom's Divorce"
This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we've gotten questions about...well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started ParksandWrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.
Episode Highlights:
Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references.
Episode Drinks:
Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender
Episode: S2, E10: "Hunting Trip"
Episode Highlights:
The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports broadcasting history. Joey recounts watching a child drop a large ice cream cone after one lick. We wonder if this episode inspired those terrible Carl's Jr. ads.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Camina Verdejo straight from the bottle
Haleigh: Seabreeze: Vodka, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice
Sean: Crown Royal Salted Caramel
Episode: S2, E9: "The Camel"
Episode Highlights:
Ron confronts an old nemesis. It's his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say. Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blue Owl Spirit Animal
Haleigh: Dulcis Moscato D'Asti
Sean: 512 IPA
Episode: S2, E8: "Ron and Tammy"
Episode Highlights:
We chat toilet papering people's houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we've got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey's Irish Cream
Haleigh: Samuel Smith's Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)
Episode: S2, E7: "Greg Pikitis"
The pit gets filled! We've got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people's houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound!
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co.
Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original
Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice)
Episode: S2, E6: "Kaboom"
Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash.
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Real Ale Fireman's #4
Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé
Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave
Episode: S2, E5: "Sister City"
To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks & Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she's ever had before. LOVE IT.
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh talks about a sushi-filled first date. Sean gets up in arms about people saying, "My taxes pay your salary." Joey is paying close attention to all of the food consumed during the episode.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen
Haleigh: Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka
Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail
Episode: S2, E4: "Practice Date"
The gang (well, Leslie and Tom) judge a beauty pageant. Have you ever been judged? We sure have. Ron is still recovering from hernia surgery. That's gotta hurt.
Episode Highlights:
Sean talks about feeding kids way too much pie. Joey shares the best way to hustle people at pickup basketball. Haleigh discusses the finer points of judging a cannonball contest.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Real Ale Hans Pilsner
Haleigh: Strawberry Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka
Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail
Episode: S2, E3: "Beauty Pageant"
Tom ends up in jail. Leslie goes on a date with Louie CK. A lot of burgers are consumed.
Episode Highlights:
Haleigh and Sean chat about standoffs with janitors. As mentioned, there a lot of burgers in this episode, so we talk about 'em. Sean wants to know your favorite cheeses.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Hops and Grain Zoe Pale Lager
Haleigh: Independence Brewing Co. RedBud
Sean: Independence Brewing Co. Power and Light Pale
Episode: S2, E2: "The Stakeout"
We've made it through Season 1 and are roarin' through Season 2. Things kick off with a gay penguin wedding at the Pawnee Zoo. It's Flipper and Eve, NOT Flipper and Steve. Leslie experiences great growth. Mark Brandanowitz appears to have no ill effects from landing directly on his neck last episode. We see the best cold open yet.
Episode Highlights:
We introduce a handful of new segments! Joey offers his tips on running a marathon. Multiple stories about butterflies.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Miller Lite
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Dry Cider
Sean: Hungover
Episode: S2, E1: "Pawnee Zoo"
Sean is finally hooked on the show. We're dissecting Season 1, Episode 6: "Rock Show." This just so happens to be the season finale, and LOTS is happening. Leslie kisses Mark before quickly regretting it. Andy gets kicked out before sneaking back in the house. Tom does actually have a wife.
Episode Highlights: Sean is giddy with excitement. We tell our most harrowing bird stories. Andy has so many names for his band.
Episode drinks:
Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec
Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka
Sean: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka
Episode: S1, E6: "Rock Show"
Leslie gets awarded at a banquet. Ron Swanson states some facts. Tom hangs out with Mark on the prowl. It seemed like a lot happened in this episode, but did anything, really? Leslie's mom is also a major character still.
Episode Highlights: Sean is not pleased with this episode. He's also not pleased that we talk about his dating life. Give him a hug if you ever see him around town.
Episode drinks:
Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec
Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon
Sean: Sean Margs
Episode: S1, E5: "The Banquet"
We've got a special guest on this episode, which covers Season 1, Episode 4: "Boys' Club." Leslie crashes through the proverbial glass ceiling, and we get our first real glimpse into the Leslie/Ron dynamic. Donna also has TWO lines!
Episode Highlights: We discuss a mad pooper terrorizing our neighborhood. Sean dives into his favorite Mario Kart characters. Joey can't even get the name of the episode right.
Episode drinks:
Joey, Haleigh, Lisa: Rosé Collins
Sean: Ruffino Rosé
Episode: S1, E4: "Boys' Club"
We've got new microphones! Now if only we could figure out how to use them...In this episode, we meet a TON of new characters: Jerry, Donna, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, JJ's Diner, and a mention of Tammy (though it's unclear if it's Tammy 1 or 2). Malwae-Tweep is writing an article about the potential park getting built, and Amy Poehler is eating waffles with her. Excellent.
Episode Highlights: Haleigh recalls vulgar graffiti in her art class, Sean tries to recount the episode with margarita memory.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen
Haleigh: Deakin Estate Moscato
Sean: Homemade Margaritas
Episode: S1, E3: The Reporter
Haleigh joins the foray as we move onto Episode 2: Canvassing. If you've ever had to sell anything door-to-door, you can empathize. Andy Dwyer is still playing Nintendo Wii.
Episode Highlights: Sean gives us an inside look at what it's like being an Easter Bunny, Joey reminisces on the time his basketball team had to canvass around the neighborhood.
Episode drinks:
Joey: COCO Cocktail Mixed Berry
Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Blood Orange
Sean: Revolucion from Independence Brewing Company
Episode: S1, E2: Canvassing
Sean watches his first ever episode of Parks and Rec. The show is too much like The Office at this point, but hey, just like this podcast, it's still finding its footing.
Episode highlights:
Sean tells a story of when he ran while holding a child during flag football. He takes a deep dive into the inner workings of the parks and recreation department of a major city. Chaos ensues.
Episode Drinks:
Joey: COCO Cocktail Lemon Lime
Sean: Deep Eddy Vodka with Orange Juice
Episode: S1, E1: Pilot