The Cafeteria: Recent Episodes
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Pull up a chair at the lunch table and join Jonny Loquasto, Ryan Niemiller, and Brent Terhune for a weekly round table discussion on each of the three topics the boys bring to the show.
Jonny's chasing waterfalls and fixing our ailments at the same time. Also, Betty White and wrestling trivia.
Brent's been horror conventioning, Jonny's jet setting and Ryan can't stop thinking about Slim Jims.
The boys get nostalgic for a commercial Jonny's never heard before. Also Brent's looking for a new show to watch.
Ryan's all alone with Babby as the boys take a deep dive into how to best eat at a buffet.
Jonny's computer has died (RIP), they're hiding the appliances from Ryan and Brent went camping.
Jonny's been scammed! Also, Brent's getting into expensive fashion and spicy Facebook comments are afoot.
All three boys are back in town for: Jonny's special, a Babby update and there's a Super Mario porno?
It's just Jonny and Brent on this episode as Babby has been causing a ruckus at the Niemiller household. Jonny's in Serbia and Brent brought a condom to a funeral???
The guys are recovering from Thanksgiving this week and Ryan's wife left him...home...alone!
Jonny's probably eating a turkey made out of hummus. Brent and Ryan are eating everything else.
Ryan's got an announcement and it's a big one. Also, a man eats 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days...and that's not the announcement.
You'll never guess what 234 million is in reference to, but Ryan is about to tell you...in great detail.
Brent does a clean show that turns out to be not so clean, Jonny's fresh off shooting his comedy special and Ryan's dad is falling into the Christmas tree.
Jonny hosted karaoke (kinda), Ryan's gone viral for the right reasons and Brent talking favorite Halloween candy from every state.
Brent returns for more unlimited shrimp, Jonny finally quit food all together and it's Ryan's 'that time of the month." Also, there's a guy pissing on graves in the news.
Brent returns for more unlimited shrimp, Jonny finally quit food all together and it's Ryan's 'that time of the month." Also, there's a guy pissing on graves in the news.
Brent's checking out the unlimited shrimp at Red Lobster, Ryan almost had to whoop some ass and Jonny won't stop talking about a certain car crash in the news.
Brent's checking out the unlimited shrimp at Red Lobster, Ryan almost had to whoop some ass and Jonny won't stop talking about a certain car crash in the news.
Ryan's fighting wild fires, Brent's getting a new license plate and Jonny's been everywhere, man.
Ryan's fighting wild fires, Brent's getting a new license plate and Jonny's been everywhere, man.
People are cosplaying as Brent, Jonny's getting blood on his suit and Ryan's got new specs.
Jonny attended the greatest comedy festival ever to be held and Ryan takes Brent on a date and then kills in his home town. Honeydewwwww!
Despite Ryan trying to get into shape, Ryan and Jonny head to the state fair. Brent is still fat.
Brent's got a visitor outside his house, Ryan's been power washing and Jonny's got everyone doing live reads.
Brent's sore from go-karts, Ryan's got skin tags and Jonny is just disgusted by the whole thing. Also, Sid breaks his leg...a couple of times.
Brent's finally getting some culture, Jonny's getting Weird and Ryan can't stand them fireworks.
Ryan gets upgraded to first class, Brent's angry about being a domesticated adult and Jonny could be, might be, the victim of a scam.
Episode 100 is here! There's punch, pie and a special appearance by longtime Cafeteria listener and Rhonda wrangler, TC Libby.
Ryan goes to Disney, Brent's at a horror convention and Jonny's moving on in to a new space. Get your ears and butts ready for Cafeteria Con 2022.
Brent, minus his wisdom teeth, have returned. Ryan's in New Mexico and Jonny's on the move.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent find themselves trespassing on Big Buford's Territory. Also, a guy eats a lot of Big Macs.
Brent's been sitting by the microphone waiting to record, Ryan has yet another great flying experience and Jonny's trying new food.
The fellas are reliving their glory days as high school all-pro, all-state, all-Madden athletes. They quickly realize they should've just done more theater.
Jonny's on a boat, but Brent and Ryan breakdown Ryan's new gig in Vegas. Also, NSFW plane behavior...not from Ryan, though.
The very rich Ryan Niemiller has bios written about him and the guys also talk disgusting habits they have.
Ryan's back from his mysterious vacation and Brent shames Jonny once again on his gas station snack choices.
Brent and Jonny discuss road trip snacks. The Slap, and Ryan's on vacaiton...or something.
Just like Ryan, Jonny's found a writing partner, Brent's doing stuff that's bad for his bones and the guys pose the question: What are you good at cooking?
The fellas are headed to Barnacles after the podcast, but first...Ryan maybe gets a writing partner and Jonny's causing damage to an RV.
Ryan's dad and his never-ending get-rich-quick schemes. Also, the one male vitality product you can't live without.
The chop bustin' continues this week: Bill Cosby, the most overrated movies and the Super Bowl halftime show.
The boys are back and they're bustin' chops this week. Brent and Ryan had interesting encounters at their shows this past week and Jonny's giving everyone the business.
Light some candles and put on some music because Ryan's about to get oiled up and rubbed down by a masseuse.
Ryan's come down with a bad case of sciatica while Brent and Jonny feel like they're riding cowgirl the whole episode. Also, Brent takes a trip to Trader Joe's and a guy freezes his nipples off...literally.
The boys finally get a soundboard and Ryan's out here spending some serious cash on video games.
Brent's been playing a lawn mowing simulator, Jonny doesn't know what a lot lizard is and Ryan's throwing pies...sort of.
The boys are back with another terrible movie re-watch. This time it's 2005's masterpiece The Gingerdead Man.
Brent's been changed by the road, Jonny's been cruising and Ryan had a bad stay at THE RED LION.
Jonny's skating, Brent wants Ryan to ride a bike with him and nobody wants to swim during gym class.
The boys are partying anywhere where there's confetti on the carpet-laser tag, bowling, the movies and the skating rink.
The boys are fresh off of watching Thankskilling and they're back with your reviews and a new battle cry for the Cafeteria-ites.
Hold on to your giblets, the boys are watching the holiday horror classic Thankskilling this week. If you'd like to check out the movie, it's available to stream for free right now on Tubi.
Brent and Jonny watched possibly the worst movie ever, Ryan's buying more Nintendo Switches, and everyone's creating new Pokemon.
Brent visited a Halloween town, Jonny saw The Monkees in concert, and Ryan's goin' cruisin'.
It's exactly what the title says! Ryan got married, Jonny doesn't have to whisper anymore and surprise, surprise Brent's watching horror movies.
Pull up a chair for an ASMR-inspired episode of The Cafeteria. Jonny's on the road and extra loud this week as the boys talk their favorite jokes most people haven't heard.
Brent's gone corporate, songs that haven't AGED well, and Jonny schools the class on Pierogis.
Ryan's eating a lot of cheese, Brent's still sipping on Mountain Dew and Jonny's awkward at a school dance.
The boys are discussing celebs that did soft-core p*rn (porn). Also, Brent may really lose a foot this week thanks to a mystery Mountain Dew flavor.
The boys are back and they're talking about more crazy bets. Plus, Jonny is on the road and Ryan's planning for his wedding day.
It's a bit and also a bet because the boys are talking the craziest bets people made. Also, there's a whole lot of condiment talk going on-pretty fitting for the cafeteria, yes?
Jonny's showing off his gams in some shorts. Brent's doing comedy in a garage. Ryan's cleaning lady shows up.
Young Jonny has a race with himself, Brent may have finally lost a foot, and the boys are saving up on this episode.
It's Beef N Cheddar Fest on The Cafeteria. Also, Ryan has some travel problems this week.
It's Beef N Cheddar Fest on The Cafeteria. Also, Ryan has some travel problems this week.
The boys are bringing da heat on this episode because they're talking about summertime!
The boys are back with another episode of audio goodness. They're talking teacher stories, Jonny's special, and Brent and Ryan go to brunch.
Do you remember those mix CDs you used to make? The guys do. Also, first cars and it's gettin' hot in here (Brent's house).
Pool Boy joins The Cafeteria for an episode. Also, illegal downloading, live shows and Rocky talk.
The guys are busy busy busy this week with the road, vacations, and life in general, but never fear, Jonny, Ryan and Brent are here with a best of episode.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent are back with a very saucy episode. Ryan's got an online heckler, Brent's on the road, and Jonny's got a rambunctious patient.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent listen to their new favorite band, Fuckwolf, Brent's been hanging in the back yard and the guys talk first concerts.
It's Ryan's dumb old birthday so the boys are celebrating the only way they know how-a trip to the buffet! Well, maybe they don't actually go to a buffet, but there's a whole lotta talk about 'em.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent are talkin summer memories, Ryan's mansion, and Brent calls into his college radio station.
Ryan is moving, Jonny met Boss Hog, and Brent did some time in prison under his alias, Ham Grease.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent pull up a chair at the lunch table for: super hero movies, the worst place you've ever lived...AND...Ryan previews his opossum story.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent sit down to discuss: worst roommates, worst apartments and everything 4/20, bro.
Your punk ass better pull up a chair to the lunch table cuz Jonny, Ryan and Brent aka The Nightmare Man are about to revisit the 1999 special Scared Straight. Now hold my pocket!
Jonny, Ryan and Brent reveal what they won't tell you about fat tires. Also: favorite conspiracy theories, Easter memories, and after school specials.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent pull up a chair at the lunch table for: Ryan's hiking adventures and weird phrases you've heard people say.
Jonny, Ryan and Brent are here for:
-things you thought were fancy when you were a kid
-times you got your heart broken
-things you're embarrassed to do
Jonny, Ryan and Brent pull up a chair at the lunch table for:
-craigslist encounters
-what's something you'd cancel?
-embarrassing childhood moments
Jonny, Ryan and Brent are here for:
-restaurants they love but everybody else hates
-their first relationships
-post-Covid activities
Jonny, Ryan and Brent pull up a chair at the lunch table for:
-bad movies you love
-activities you HATE doing
-jokes you think are hilarious but you just can’t get them work
Jonny, Ryan and Brent pull up a chair at the lunch table for:
-your favorite buffet item
-your favorite true crime case
-a DIY project that failed miserably