Lies My Podcast Told Me: Recent Episodes
Dustin Bacon
Hosted by Dustin & Ky, "Lies My Podcast Told Me" is a bizarre, unfocused and alcohol-fueled discussion forum for people who have no time for such archaic concepts as linearity, coherence, or morality. Maybe it's also funny. That's not for us to decide. Check it out.
In this extended holiday episode, we begin with a discussion of the infamous slasher classic "Silent Night, Deadly Night", including Dustin, Ky & Titus. Then we conclude with a fond look back at last year's Christmas podcast with Dustin & Titus.
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In this terrifying Halloween episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus drink spiced rum and discuss vampires of all stripes in pop culture, from manga like "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D", to classic bloodsuckers like Bram Stoker's "Dracula", to more modern interpretations like "The Strain", "True Blood" and the "Underworld" and "Twilight" series. That's appropriately kooky! And it's absolutely free! So you're welcome!
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In this terrifying Halloween episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus drink spiced rum and discuss vampires of all stripes in pop culture, from manga like "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D", to classic bloodsuckers like Bram Stoker's "Dracula", to more modern interpretations like "The Strain", "True Blood" and the "Underworld" and "Twilight" series. That's appropriately kooky! And it's absolutely free! So you're welcome!
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In this terrifying Halloween episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus drink spiced rum and discuss vampires of all stripes in pop culture, from manga like "Hellsing" and "Vampire Hunter D", to classic bloodsuckers like Bram Stoker's "Dracula", to more modern interpretations like "The Strain", "True Blood" and the "Underworld" and "Twilight" series. That's appropriately kooky! And it's absolutely free! So you're welcome!
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In this particularly amazing episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss the rising costs of their favorite things (like board games and action figures), and how they, as functioning adults, balance their consumerist greed with their innate desires to maintain healthy interpersonal relationships. They mostly fail at this. Also: don't touch Dustin's shit.
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In this exciting episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss the latest Garth Brooks album, the classic series of "Zatoichi" films and the American Rutger Hauer-starring remake "Blind Fury", then they spend ten minutes talking about how racist the "Star Wars" saga is. Enjoy it!
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In this delightfully stupid episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss former sane person Frank Miller's descent into four-color madness, the ridiculous mini-series "Spider-Man: Reign", and why "Gotham" is a terrible television program.
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In this rather uninteresting episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss last year's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" live action movie. That's pretty much it. There may be a little comic book discussion in there somewhere, maybe a little derision aimed at the objectively terrible "Spider-Man: Reign" mini-series from several years ago, and maybe a little shade thrown Frank Miller's way. Who can say?
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Dustin and Titus discuss nostalgia, the magic of childhood, the magic of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and her bountiful... talents, burlesque, museums, burlesque museums, racism, and time travel.
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Dustin & Titus are back, and this time they're talking about how the early days of cable television made men out of them both with copious depictions of crude sex acts filmed with soft focus lenses that would air after midnight on their family TV sets once upon a time. Sure, nudity is only a click away in this day and age, but back in the day you had to work for your porn. There's also a discussion about how much the internet has utterly ruined the human race.
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In this stimulating episode, your hosts Dustin & Titus somehow become embroiled in a conversation about the classic NBC sitcom "Frasier", which inexplicably segues into a frank discussion of racism in modern America. Then "Robocop" happens.
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Dustin & Titus drink bourbon and gab about HBO's "True Detective", Peter Capaldi's freshman series of "Doctor Who", the miracle of high speed internet, the past, the future, and the inherent wrongness of beautiful women cosplaying as a "sexy" version of fictional child molester and dream invader Freddy Krueger.
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Dustin & Titus sit in a noisy leather sofa and discuss how TV's "Smallville" was a ten-year-long waste of time, how much the immensely popular Showtime series "Dexter" really sucks, the advantages of shuffling sandwiches like a Scooby Doo character, the legendary "Double Dragon" movie, and the majestic weirdness of David Lynch's "Dune" film adaptation.
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In part two of this festive holiday podcast, Dustin & Titus finish that bottle of 103 proof bourbon and talk about what they really want for Christmas, the maturity that comes with age, and the unbreakable bonds of their friendship. Then everything degenerates into drunken misunderstanding and semi-coherent yelling, just like any other worthwhile family holiday gathering.
Merry Christmas!
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In part one of this lovely holiday-themed podcast, your hosts Dustin & Titus discuss their past holiday memories, why "Santa Claus: The Movie" is the greatest Christmas move ever made, the popularity of old Godzilla toys, burlesque museums, the Lord Of The Rings movies, objectification of women, and more as they drink an entire bottle of 103 proof bourbon.
Merry Christmas!
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Dustin, Ky & Titus discuss some of their favorite television programs, the secret lives of the dwarves of Erebor, the troubling lack of diversity on "Supernatural", the glory of Ric Flair, the career of that guy who directed "Donnie Darko", and a (real) black serial killer. And spoiler alert: white people really like "The Wire".
It's a real humdinger!
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In this super serious episode, your hosts Dustin, Titus & Ky have a frank discussion about race relations in today's America. And they hate "The Jazz Singer". A lot.
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In this special 75th episode, Dustin & Titus discuss one of their favorite movies: Clive Barker's maligned masterpiece "Nightbreed". Recently restored in a beautiful director's cut courtesy of Scream Factory, the film holds a very special place in the hearts of both hosts, and they have a heartfelt conversation about both the film itself and what it means to them. Happy Halloween!
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In this gorgeous episode, Dustin & his pal Titus briefly talk about Fantastic Fest, the annual film festival and nerd gathering in Austin, Texas, but the topic quickly changes to comic books! Your hosts reveal their favorite comic book characters and their reasons for choosing them, and they also discuss the current state of funny books as a whole. Enjoy this.
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In this exciting episode, Dustin & Ky are joined by Titus & Laura, and they discuss the never-ending march of "Hobbit" movies, the terrible television shows "The Walking Dead" and "Lost", the terror of living alone in an isolated location, Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six", and their mutual love of The Spice Girls.
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In this terribly exciting episode, Dustin & Ky discuss John Waters and his hitchhiking adventure, poisoned apples, the fates of retired celebrity animals, the origins of glue, and the twisted secret lives of the troubled Wilson family.
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Dustin is drunk, Ky is buzzed, and together they babble about beloved classic television series "Three's Company", not-so-beloved television series "Will & Grace", former human being Cindy Crawford, tribbles, and errant wigs. A smelly pug haunts the episode.
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In this exciting, all-new episode, Dustin & Ky sit around, drink some bourbon, and discuss stuff... and things. Stuff like blogging and podcasts! Things like Tumblr and how it's destroying the world as it consumes our very souls! Happy American Independence Day, everybody! BONUS: Etsy discussion!
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Dustin & Titus engage in a late-night, alcohol-fueled conversation covering such diverse topics as internet pornography, Dolly Parton, the movies "Bulworth" and "Bowfinger", flesh lights, technology, expensieve animatronic samurai heads, and the very future of the human race.
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Dustin, Titus & Laura have a touching discussion about video games, music, and growing up in plastic closets.
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In this over-long episode, Dustin is hanging out with Titus & Laura. A Frankenstein's monster of a bourbon is imbibed. The 'Matrix" motion picture trilogy is discussed. Screaming occurs. 'The Beatles Rock Band' is discussed, but not played. Titus is consumed with rage. And there is much sandwich yearning.
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Dustin, Titus & Laura sit around and talk about Patrick Swayze movies, Bobby Brown, Superman's growing pains, and the life and times of Johnny Depp.
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In this timely episode, Dustin & Titus discuss the "Ghostbusters" movies, delicious Twix candy, the current state of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and AIDS, which is never not funny.
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In this controversial episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss such hot button issues as evolution, conservationism, karaoke, and anger management. Also, they discover a genuine miracle on a late-night infomercial.
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This is the final round of Dustin & Ky's ultimate battle of outdated television supremacy! Who will win? Who will be crowned the King Of TV Trivia? Find out!
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This is the penultimate round of the ultimate duel of television trivia supremacy! It's incredibly exciting.
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Welcome to round eight of the ultimate battle for television trivia supremacy!
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This is round seven of the ultimate battle of pointless television trivia!
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Welcome to round six of the internet's ultimate battle for pointless television trivia supremacy!
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It's the fifth round of Dustin & Ky's amazing battle for ultimate television trivia supremacy!
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This is round 4 of the pulse-pounding ultimate television trivia death match, featuring your hosts Dustin & Ky!
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Welcome to round 3 of the ultimate television trivia death match between your hosts Dustin & Ky!
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The television trivia death match continues as Dustin & Ky duel for ultimate supremacy!
(Round Two Of Ten)
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The ultimate television trivia death match begins, as Ky & Dustin face off for ultimate pointless knowledge supremacy!
(Round One Of Ten)
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In this delightful installment, Dustin & Ky drink a lot of bourbon while they watch the Golden Globe Awards. That's pretty much it.
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In this bizarre episode, your usual hosts Dustin & Ky are joined by returning guests Titus & Laura, and at Titus' urging, Dustin shares a tale or two from his days as a filthy liar, most notably his quest to own a signed copy of Bruce Campbell's autobiography... at any cost.
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Your hosts Dustin & Ky are joined once again by old friends Titus & Laura as they discuss comic books, calendars, the music of Jimi Hendrix, Titus' recent windfall, and the upcoming remake of "Robocop" in this treat for the new year!
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In this special 50th episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky celebrate Christmas the only way they know how: by getting black-out drunk and watching Univision. While their minds are slowly dissolved by distilled spirits, they discuss various Christmas-themed movies, including "Santa Claus: The Movie" and "Ernest Scared Stupid". It's a holly jolly gift for drunken boys and girls all over the world!
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Your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the origins of modern steel smelting practices, watch "All In The Family", talk about nudity on TV, drink some old, terrible tequila, and Dustin has a nervous breakdown.
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In this thoughtful episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the rise of Christianity in Europe throughout the Dark Ages, and how this new religion changed the pagan tribes of the region forever.
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Your hosts Dustin & Ky are joined once again by Titus & Laura to discuss cannibalism, dogs & cats, the glory of "Piranha 3D", and personal hygiene.
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In this lovely episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the bands The Who and Lynyrd Skynyrd, discuss political commentator Rachel Maddow, the joys of leather pants, and praise their favorite pagan deity.
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In this terrifying episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky are joined by returning guests Titus & Laura for a bizarre conversation about Bruce Willis, Superman, hair pieces, wind, planetary supremacy, and Dracula.
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In this exciting episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the startling similarities between Liam Neeson & Arnold Vosloo, the hard luck story of Wesley Snipes, the abomination that Kenny Rogers has become, Lance Henriksen's dwindling finances, the disturbing sexual proclivities of Donald Duck, and the perils of gambling.
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Dustin & Ky get drunk and discuss how pornography has evolved in their lifetime.
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The bourbon flows like water as Dustin & Ky discuss the careers and personal lives of "Sin City" creator Frank Miller and actor/director Mel Gibson. WARNING: Not for the easily offended.
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Dustin & Ky drink bourbon and ramble about boxes, crazy people, the judicial system, transvestites, Adele, human/turtle hybrids and Bruce Springsteen. It's really weird.
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In this exciting episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky discuss the origins of a local landmark, the true founding fathers of the United States of America, and the worst advice your grandfather could ever give you.
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In this righteous episode, join your hosts Dustin & Ky as they celebrate the joyous Gaither family reunion!
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In this delightful episode, join your hosts Dustin & Ky as they talk about professional wrestling, "Doctor Who", and PBS in the upright and courteous manner you've come to expect from this podcast.
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Dustin & Ky sit around, drink a little Wild Turkey and watch an episode of "Benson" on Antenna TV. At some point in the evening, Dustin's sanity gets flushed down the toilet and he starts laughing uncontrollably when he thinks about bald people. It's all very confusing.
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Dustin, Ky & Titus sit around and talk about the past and how much better it was than the frightening and confusing present.
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In this exciting episode, Dustin & Ky tell the tale of a Nicaraguan mad scientist with a propensity for unconventional gender re-assignment surgery.
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In this compilation episode, Dustin & Ky watch culinary advertisements, a country music infomercial, and a movie called "Jersey Girl" not directed by Kevin Smith.
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In this special compilation of unused material, Dustin & Ky discuss the origins of mud butlers, shifty-eyed maids, the dubious title of "America's Brain Doctor" and the cult classic motion picture "Barbarella".
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Join your new friends Dustin, Ky & Titus as they sit around and complain about the state of the modern comic book industry like a bunch of damn nerds.
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Join your hosts Dustin & Ky as they discuss medieval medical techniques, washed up pro wrestlers, witchcraft, and Taylor Swift in this bizarre installment of "Lies My Podcast Told Me"!
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Dustin & Ky return to discuss the dangers of knock-off jeans and the waking nightmare that is "Cop Dog".
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In this extended episode, Dustin & Ky sit down with a bottle of bourbon and discuss life, death, organized religion, supernatural phenomena, and the possibility of life on other planets. And "Star Trek". TIMELY!
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Dustin & Ky sit around, drink some bourbon, and talk about exploitation cinema, controversial works of art, and deadly canines.
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Dustin & Ky drink, talk about David Bowie, and Dustin rolls around on the floor and injures himself. It's hilarious.
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Dustin & Ky sit around and chat about the etiquette of banging your hired help, terrible headgear, and the dangers of homosexual fish pair bonds.
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Dustin & Ky sit around, drink whiskey, stare at an old television and ramble about mud butlers, toy guns and the forbidden combination of sexual activity and food.
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In this controversial episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky dare to challenge the recent feel-good "it gets better" movement with a dose of sobering reality. They also talk about sex toys and horses. Because it's all connected.
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In this special expanded episode of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", Dustin decides to drink a lot of Maker's Mark whiskey for fun. Things quickly fall apart from that point.
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In this delightful new episode, your hosts Dustin & Ky take a trip down memory lane with everybody's favorite Beaver... Beaver. It's a "Leave It To Beaver" episode. Take it or leave it.
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Dustin & Ky discuss the state of modern nerd-dom. Is "nerd-dom" even a word? It doesn't matter.
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Your intrepid hosts Dustin & Ky sit around and talk about the late Bea Arthur, the mysteries of hard water, light bulb innovations, the dream of Marvel Comics-approved feminie hygiene products, and a Mexican time traveler.
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In this very special holiday podcast, Dustin & Ky gather to celebrate the Christmas season! Sit and listen as your hosts discuss gift-giving etiquette, their favorite Christmas memories, the perils of wrapping presents, Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen, and the ultimate holiday classic motion picture, Paul Verhoeven's masterpiece "Showgirls".
They also intercept a television broadcast from the future, which is exciting.
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Ky regales Dustin with tales of his time in Hawaii, in particular a memorable encounter with a special someone on a sun-drenched beach.
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In this special episode of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", Dustin shares his idea for a hit Broadway musical with his cousin Ky. It does not go well.
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Dustin & Ky fall deeper down the rabbit hole of perversion, and have a difficult time remembering the name of Bon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora in this scintillating episode.
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In this hilarious episode, Dustin & Ky talk about delicious Red Vines, cottage cheese, winning the lottery, and their brilliant idea for a "Revenge Of The Nerds" sequel.
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In this second installment of sequences trimmed from the first 12 episodes, Dustin & Ky talk about Ky's forthcoming unauthorized remake of "House Of Wax", the jolly Amish Santa Claus, the dubious merits of The Spin Doctors, the perils of living cookware, and various other tidbits of madness.
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In this first collection of sequences deleted from the first 12 episodes of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", Dustin & Ky discuss Frank Zappa, the forthcoming bongo renaissance, Stephen Spielberg's "War Horse", and various bodily fluids.
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Dustin & Ky talk about the lack of transvestites on network television, which inevitably leads to a discussion on the career of Fisher Stevens. This brings back very painful memories for Dustin.
Warning! Nostalgia burns in this episode of Lies My Podcast Told Me.
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In this disturbing episode, what begins as an innocent conversation about the merits of Kylie Minogue's music swiftly degenerates into madness and terror. Not for the easily offended, or anybody else, for that matter.
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In this installment of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", join Dustin & Ky as they slowly go insane, discussing such topics as corrective trousers, defective refrigerators, and the ultimate sideshow freak.
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In this installment, your hosts Dustin & Ky talk watch a Nicki Minaj music video and talk about dream logic and extraterrestrial encounters. Then Dustin randomly mentions actor Roger Bart, and the conversation slides into madness.
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In this informative episode, Dustin talks about his recent visit to a doctor's office. The experience was not pleasant. Nor is this story. Not for the easily offended.
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Dustin watched a very special movie called "Possession" late one night. The experience nearly drove him insane. To keep his sanity, Dustin decided to sit down with his pal Ky and tell him all about it. The experience was... regrettable.
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In this informative installment of Lies My Podcast Told Me, your intrepid hosts Dustin & Ky reveal the truth about mermaids and discover a genuine witch living in their midst. This episode is filled to the brim with thrills and chills, and might just make you void your bowels in terror.
Not for the faint of heart.
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In this disturbing episode, a conversation about presidential candidate Mitt Romney devolves into an extended fantasy involving an afterlife populated with beautiful latex-clad women who will fulfill your every desire. It's a laugh riot!
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In a world where geography becomes nothing more than a meaningless word, inept pirates find themselves stranded in the middle of South Dakota with no means of escape! Can they adapt to their strange new environment, or will they succumb to the madness that is slowly eating away at their minds? Find out in this exciting installment of "Lies My Podcast Told Me"!
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In this fascinating third edition of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", Dustin & Ky discuss Fraggles, the recently-cancelled CSI: Miami, the career of actress Elizabeth Shue, and the disturbing secret behind legendary disco pioneer Barry Gibb.
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In this delightful episode of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", Dustin & Ky talk about Ian Anderson, the flute-crazy frontman of progressive rock group Jethro Tull and his propensity for altering the space-time continuum for his own nefarious purposes.
Discussions also include the seminal 1969 film "Easy Rider", the band ZZ Top, cannibalism, and the proper disposal of a hooker that knows too much.
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In this, the premiere episode of "Lies My Podcast Told Me", join your hosts Ky & Dustin as they talk about the perennial tear-jerker 'Amazing Grace'.
You know the song. Everyone knows the song. It's ingrained in our DNA. And now it's time for two morlocks in a bunker to tell each other (and the world) about the occasions in which the song that validates the existence of bagpipes made them cry.
It's touching. It's exciting. It might just bring a tear to your eye.
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