The Lunch Break: Recent Episodes
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Today, fat shaming hopeful donkey riders, sonogram manicures, and save money by shaving with peanut butter!
Casual Friday, Casual Lunch Break.
Today on the show, Matt slides into the host seat (temporarily) to talk about the curious case of an Indiana school lunch gone wrong, the running of a certain bull from one Utah veterinarian, and JASON.
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Wednesday...you know what it is.
Today, googly-eyed fish, the worst prank knives of all time, and have you been curved?
The Lunch Break airs Monday, Wednesday, and Friday afternoons from 12:00 to 1:00 pm Central. Follow us to be notified when we go live!
It's always a fun time running into your friends in the bathroom, right? What if they weren't your friends after all? We talk about that, as well as whale tongues, fried chicken names, and if we work too hard.
We're looking for interns! How's it going? We at least won't have to worry about our small arms and hand-to-hand combat needs anymore. Also, the appropriate punishment for octogenarian gardeners and Josh barely even goes to Chili's, you guys.
We roll through some of the more disgusting foods we've eaten, discuss slightly-less-disgusting fair foods, and see if we have what it takes to be an auctioneer.
How'd you like to be a face feeler? A marketing unicorn? A gum buster? Find out where you can achieve your dreams. We also talk women gyms, fast food tazing, and naked men.
A mugshot can lead to a lot of things, but a makeup line? It could just happen. We'll also talk about assaulting people in public, stealing things, and dumb baby stuff.
The mechanics of diapering a chicken are discussed, as well as Disneyworld trying to scam parents out of more money, the worst breakfast you can order, and repossessed pets.
Can actors retire? Do you forget your kid in the car? Should there be snow days? We have opinions.
Where does fruit come from? That's one of the many questions we answer on today's show. We also find out that you can get out of jail early, and that restaurants don't like it when you tell people they have worms in their food.
Like a boiling pot of water to the face, The Lunch Break is here to hit you with talk about animal Instagrams, crime, and baseball.
Social media has the power to make everyone miserable these days. We'll discuss how unhappy everyone is online, our Uber ratings, and what it really means to be "judgment free."
Stealing baseballs from kids, dogs that sound like Britney Spears, fry assault. We have it all.
The finer points of recording video in a life-threatening situation are discussed, as well as the role model Kylie Jenner and is meatball an fruit?
Today, Elon Musk continues to make us ask the question "Wasn't he cool?", should guys still be paying on the first date, and people will wear just about anything.
Internet woes have kept us away, but they won't keep us down. The Lunch Break is back to discuss the dangers of giving everyone access to scooter death machines, the Potaco, and why can't adorable old people figure out how to use a phone camera already??? Also, we'll present the finer points of getting a refund at Sears.
What's the mystery of the muffin tops? We don't get to the bottom of it, but we're close. Also, the best way to keep your car from being broken into, and the unbelievable happens at the World Cup!
The wheels come completely off when we turn over the studio to the office interns. Learn about lemonade stands, veganism, censorship, and even cottage cheese! On top of that, we discuss the finer points of clipping your fingernails in public, why Josh sucks, and why you shouldn't be nice to your partner.
Ugh, Mondays. The Lunch Break is here to make it better(?)
Today, what are the slang words that prove you aren't rad or hip, how to make a baby be quiet (turns out slapping in the face doesn't work), and how are stores making you pay more??
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A new threat at the ballpark, how you could be punished for tuning into The Lunch Break early, and the greatest food invention this century.
What's an appropriate response for eating all the food? How much would you pay for hot dog water? What is "work appropriate" attire anyway?
All those questions and more are raised, but we can't guarantee they were answered.
Another Monday, another Lunch Break. Things get heated as Domino's takes to the streets, how one celebration nearly brought the house down, and why you just shouldn't let your kids touch art. Ever.
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We all talk about how little we're doing for Father's Day. Then comes time for the public shamings: heads in tailpipes, shaving in public pools, political clothing, World Cup fans, mowing. No punches are pulled. No feelings are considered.
A new week, a new Lunch Break! Welcome to Monday.
We learn the true meaning of the "B," who's showing their rear end to a church, and the proper way to put a fellow employee on blast.
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A nasty storm...a terrified girlfriend...a time to shine. Or is it a time to go back to bed? We'll break down the actions of one member of the cast and if he has some groveling to do. Also, is class clown a dirty word? Is this the meanest obituary of all time? Is healthcare too expensive?
Monday, Monday....The Lunch Break is here to take the pain away.
Today, can YOU backflip without your gun falling on the dance floor? Do you have the need for speed? Why does Apple say not to use their product?? And why one scientist says you should be swearing up a storm around your kids.
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Is there any good way to stare at a woman in public? You might be surprised at the debate this raises. Also, a stupid shirt for an even stupider price. And cockroach milk. Yeah. This is a gross one.
We've finally done it. We've completely fallen apart here on The Lunch Break. This is the audio version minus a good five minute break while our internet was being examined. Hear us give our thoughts on the royal wedding (perhaps more than once?), should cat calling be illegal, and why we hate wait staff on this National Waiters and Waitresses Day!
More like Fri-YAY, amirite?
Today on the show , the gang shares a little feel-good news to kick off the weekend, a confused grandmother accidentally recorded a selfie video (and we've got the footage, pending review), and are any of us doing ANYTHING for the royal wedding?
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Yanny? Laurel? Lunch Break?
We answer the question that's been driving the internet crazy, and we explain how it works! Also, some things are easier to change than tattoos, and what lies do you tell your kids?
The gang recap's the story of how one woman's new puppy turned out to be a fox, discusses the problem with the nationwide credit card hack at Chili's (babyback ribs!), and who got the best Mother's Day gift for their Mom? Find out if your gift stacked up!
Hot exclusives here on The Lunch Break! We break down a curious piece of audio from a recent television interview and answer the question, "Was it or was it not a fart?" Also, AI scares us and so do the kids these days. What's the deodorant challenge? You'll find out!
We let it all out on this episode of the Lunch Break. Neighbors, traffic, Door Dash, more traffic, NHL lickers. It's all here. All you have to do is listen.
We provide our contractually obligated opinions on Star Wars and their laser swords, but before all that we ponder why a woman would take off her wedding ring before a job interview. What plants are best for the brutal Texas weather? What does pizza ice cream taste like? Why steal another person's candy? Too many questions with too little answers, but that's why you're here.
What happens when the BSA drops B's and starts allowing in G's? IDK, but we LOL about it! Also, old millennials need to listen up because we're about to tickle that nostalgia bone. And will you be signing up for Facebook's dating service?
Did Michelle Wolf go too far at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? Does it even matter? We solve all the political strife in the country, as well as discuss purple burgers, salad bars, and waterguns. Also, hear what happens when three idiots get put in a room with a fashion expert.
If a monkey snaps a picture in the forest and no one is there to accept its copyright claim, does the monkey own the picture? We tackle that and other hard-hitting topics on this episode of The Lunch Break. Is Waze a menace? Is Australia terrifying their children? Is there a hat in a tree???
A university has a quiet place you can go and cry your eyes out, and that's just one of the many things that will have you pulling your hair out on this episode. A(nother) new dating show, Super Bowl champions, and Conjunction Junction. What's your function? Listen to The Lunch Break.
Do cats stink? Do cats scratch everything? Do cats need to be walked? Fed? Given water? All these questions and more are answered. We also talk about the apple that cost a woman $500, and what vegetarians are stealing from us this week.
Weddings are a wonderful thing: a time to celebrate love, friendship, and financial ruin. Hear how one woman was so popular she's now having to move out of her home. We also discuss suspicious border crossings, dish hygiene, and the Alabama Poop Train.
Should a cheerleader be fired for posting a picture of herself in a swimsuit on Instagram? Even if it's no more revealing than their cheerleading outfits? That's the hot topic today, and we also discuss fake cats, love-altering drugs, and what it's like to bust down a door at the Olympics with someone who would know.
It's the Lunch Break, and we've had it up to here with the Walmart yodeling kid. Also, a new internet-less phone has us shook, spider burgers, and familypreneurs.
The only thing that can improve your luck on this Friday the 13th is a heaping helping of The Lunch Break! Welcome. Stay a while and listen.
Today, we grill millennials on taxes, dunk on Congress over the Facebook hearings, and is the value menu really a value??
For Wednesday's show, we nearly break up the crew with a fight over G's and C's. Also, we're banned from live streaming for being too real, and what makes a grilled cheese?
You've heard of it, you've seen it, maybe you've even tried it...now the crew sets out to climb the mountain of the spicy ramen challenge. And it's all downhill from there! A great new book on parenting, free cone day, and what things annoy us most round out this VERY HOT episode of The Lunch Break!
So some somebody up at Disney wants to recast Princess Leia for the new Star Wars movie. No big deal, right? We get grilled in the comments discussing whether or not Meryl Streep would be a suitable candidate for Ms. Organa's signature dual hair buns before diving into megachurch advertising and the problem (and potential solution) with Twitter Terrorism.
Everyone likes to curl up in the office and have a nice cry, right? What better place? We discuss the rules of sobbing around your co-workers, how to get a lifetime ban at a hotel, and some iffy treats at ballparks around our great nation.
Summer...a time for kids to be kids. Explore the outdoors. Go to camp. Have your first kiss. But there are some that think summer break should be eradicated from the calendar. Join us as we fail to solve that debate, staycation vs. vacation, and if you should be staying double but acting single.
The art of eating healthy on a budget, how to become a morning person, speed dating for maniacs, slight annoyances, and going with the flow. Keep your trunks on in the parking lot.