5 Minute Expert: Recent Episodes
Art Fuller
We will seriously discuss non-serious topics such as church potluck dinners, how to clean and cook a squirrel, how to kill kudzu vines, etc., all in an attempt at sarcastic, clean humor.
We look at a couple of things the Romans knew that still baffle scientists and engineers today. Our sponsor this week is WeBeSandals.com. Authentic Giraffe leather sandals just like the Roman legionnaire that trampled all over Gaul back in the day...
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Swimming in the River Seine in Paris has been illegal for 100 years! We discuss the pollution of the world's largest rivers and the ocean. Our sponsor this week is Save The Seine (Not a religious organization...).
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We discuss the Science, nay, the superpower that is selective hearing; that ability to ignore and tune out sounds, noises and conversations we want to ignore...
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We talk about several prominent and well-known conspiracy theories and what the real evidence says...
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We look at the psychology of child prodigies. They amaze us with their talents and performance. But, is it sustainable? Our sponsor this week is Crayons to Calculators, a nonprofit daycare catering to child prodigies. Crayons to Calculators is raising the next generation of geniuses... today.
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Get ready to rumble as we look at the pros and cons of both. And, I’ll reveal my preference at the end of this show. Our sponsor this week is The Pizza-Taco House Restaurant in Frog Lick, GA. Stop by and grab a taco or a slice of pizza.
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We talk about story of the original atomic bomb including the Manhattan Project and MAD (mutually assured destruction). This week's sponsor is Flamethrowers, your happy-home-owners grade supplier of exceptional fireworks.
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Why try something a little different today and look at History in a Nutshell: Bite-Sized Insights into the Past. Today's topic is the French Revolution. We guarantee you'll learn more about the French Revolution in 5 minutes than you've learned your entire life (That is unless your a French scholar...) Anyway, today's sponsor is Le History Chan-nel, (No, not that History Channel...) your go to source for all things french history.
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We talk about the history of Animation - from stick figures to CGI. Our sponsor this week is AnnaMae. You’re probably thinking I’m talking about animae, the hand-drawn and computer-generated animation originating from Japan. This ain’t that Animae; this is a lady that lives down the street who does a great job of cleaning my office...
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We talk about the link between social media and mental health. Our sponsor this week is Phone Zombies. Phone Zombies can help you fight the ‘Like’ button blues. Find it in the App store.
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We discuss the history and cultural significance of tea and the rise of herbal teas. Our sponsor this week is Kettle-Up, makers of scum free tea pots.
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We discuss the history of time management and productivity. The concept that people who don't manage their time well should be looked down on is a relatively new idea. Our sponsor this week is Time Blockers. Focus on what matters and be happier and healthier today!
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We discuss Unlearning - the process of forgetting, putting aside, or losing knowledge. Futurist Alvin Toffler said, "The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn."
This week’s sponsor is The Unlearning Institute of America. Got a habit that others find annoying? Most people do. The UIA, formerly known as PAD or People with Associative Disorders, is here to help.
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Mothers of small children around the world are mindlessly singing along to seemingly innocent nursery rhymes that, if you dig a little deeper, reveal shockingly sinister backstories.
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Welcome to Season 7! This week we look at how dogs and cats communicate and how we interpret that communication. Our sponsor this week is Hola Kitty (Not to be confused with Hello Kitty). Hola Kitty helps you go heart-to-heart with your cat...
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We talk about typography and how letters, serifs, fonts, etc., are intentionally chosen to reflect the message of what's printed. Our sponsor this week is Font of Knowledge, creator of invitations for awkward and inappropriate events.
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We talk about how everyone from parents to governments weaponize food. Consider the similarities in response to food shortages by the U.S. and Nazi Germany during WWII.
Our sponsor this week is Empty Plates, a non-profit that helps your kid clean their plate when they sit down to eat.
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Instead of recounting all the celebrities that have died in 2022, we look at our top ten list of people that many wonder why they're still hanging around...
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We make you an expert in these two Christmas traditions - holiday wreaths and the story of how Rudolph came to be. Our sponsor this week is Dead Fish and House Guests. We help you get life back to normal.
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We talk about the basis for being left or right handed and even mention a few famous lefties... Our sponsor this week is The Society for Adroit Left Handed Persons of Native American Origin. We’re a left-handed Indian’s best friend…
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We look at the history on infomercials and how pitchmen got on TV. Our sponsor this week is The Infomercial Channel. Whether it's Get-Rich-Quick, Motivation or Self-Development or Televangelists, watch your favorites 24/7!
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We talk about the ancient problem of bad breath and all the attempts down through the ages to cure or cover it up. Our sponsor this week is Liquid Skunk, the hiker's friend. It repels more than mosquitos!
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We talk about the ancient problem of bad breath and all the attempts down through the ages to cure or cover it up. Our sponsor this week is Liquid Skunk, the hiker's friend. It repels more than mosquitos!
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We talk about Shrinkflation and all of the products where companies are trying to sneak a reduction in product size by us while charging the same price. Our sponsor this week is Hoodwinked. Hoodwinked specializes in helping brands reduce their product size while maintaining or increasing their prices. You know you've been had when its Hoodwinked.
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We talk about Shrinkflation and all of the products where companies are trying to sneak a reduction in product size by us while charging the same price. Our sponsor this week is Hoodwinked. Hoodwinked specializes in helping brands reduce their product size while maintaining or increasing their prices. You know you've been had when its Hoodwinked.
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What's the difference between an impressionist, lookalike, tribute act and impersonator? You'll find out on today's episode. Our sponsor today is wannabes.com. We help you become the person you'd rather be...
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We look at the world of Bad Barbies. How did this doll go so bad? Our sponsor this week is dollsgonewrong.com. Each child is unique and their dolls should be too. Check out ADHD Barbie...
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We talk about the benefits of foraging for free fun. Our sponsor this week is Good Gut Greens. Why get out and forage for food when Good Gut Greens can do it for you?
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We talk about the history of LASIK eye surgery including the pros and cons. Our sponsor this week is Eye Can. EYE CAN was developed by a Swiss eye doctor after hearing his patients whine and complain about eye pain due to the strain of watching videos on their cellphones.
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We talk about the history of tattoos and their arrival in mainstream culture. Our sponsor this week is Ooze, a topical gel made for all sorts of pustular abscesses, eczematous patches and 99.9% of other skin reactions and complications related to tattoos.
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We look at the origin of the word Boss, talk about qualities of a good and bad boss and review some fictional bosses from popular culture. Our sponsor this week is the online video game, I'm the Boss where you call all the shots and hold all the cards.
We investigate the use of pointing as a communication gesture and the taboos of pointing around the world. Learn why Disney World tells its employees to point using two fingers. Our sponsor this week is What's The Point?
We talk about how bottle shape influences the perceived premiumness of some products and the history of some iconic bottle shapes.
We talk about the history of blood donation. Our sponsor this week is Vampire's Delight, makers of synthetic blood for those suffering with Renfield's Syndrome.
We talk about the history of snack foods. Our sponsor this week is the Crummy Rancid And Putrid Snacks company or CRAP for short.
We talk about the 2,000 year old history of vending machines. Our sponsor this week is The Gumball and Bulk Candy Company, purveyors of fine gumball machines that can make you a millionaire...
We talk about the history of the light bulb. Our sponsor this week is You Bulb. Why not stop living in a cave and come into the light?
We look at the history of experiments with lab rats and some of the weirder research performed on them. Our sponsor this week is, Trapped Like A Rat, suppliers of fine rodents to the top universities in the U.S.
We talk about all the different practices of Communion - Bread or wafers? Wine or grape juice? Pre-filled cups or live pour?
We talk about the history and variety of national symbols including foods, cars, clothes, fruit and monuments. Thanks to this week's sponsor, We Be Coats. Be the important person you’ve always wanted to be with your very own coat-of-arms. And, check out our new podcast, The Life and Times of Tiny and Bubba!
We talk about etymology or the origin of some very familiar words. Our sponsor is Power Words. Need just the right word to tell off your boss or to write that suicide note to family and friends? Try Power Words today!
We discuss the hardships faced by pioneers crossing the Oregon and California trails... they are not what you'd think they'd be! Our sponsor this week is STUMPED.com.
We talk about the latest trends in VD cards and touch on some of the history and humor behind the holiday.
We look at the origin of hot air balloons and the accompanying rioting that often took place. Our sponsor this week is We Be Balloons. Our staff of scary clowns can twist a balloon into anything you can think of from weapons to roadkill.
We talk about the origins of the humble tin can and how it went from the purview of the wealthy aristocrat to the poor hobo and back again.
This week we rant about snow and all the people who think the messy, muddy, dirty, dingy, sludge melt is pretty. No sponsor this week - who wants to sponsor a show about snow?
We discuss the history of the crossword puzzle. Our sponsor this week is Crazy for Crosswords. We have the clues you need to solve Life’s big puzzle.
We talk about the origins of psychological pricing and how it impacts our buying decisions everyday. Our sponsor this week is cheapskate.com where everything is cheap, cheap, cheap!
We talk about the history of toilet paper and the various toilet etiquette of culture past and present around the world.
We look at the surprising positive aspects of finishing second or being the challenger instead of the leader.
We discuss how and why camels came to be used by the US military and the possible sinister motivations for bringing these animals to America. Our sponsor this week is Camel Cud, a tobacco chaw so smooth and sweet, you're think you're the Sheik of Araby while chewing it!
We describe the origins of the humble Allen wrench, birthed in part by a political reform movement and industrial safety campaign. Our sponsor this week is Cotton Ducks. We pull the pulleys that pull America!
We wrap up our discussion about the different types of tires available and answer the scintillating question - Which type of tire might be best for my vehicle?Our sponsor this week is JATMAC. The next time you buy new tires make sure they have the JATMAC designation and approval symbol, a small samurai sword. When you see the sword, say JATMAC.
We discuss the origin of the humble tire, made possible by our friends who invented the wheel. This week's sponsor is Round and Round, the fast acting medication for people suffering from headaches due to hangovers. The next time you get loaded, get Round and Round. It’ll stop Life’s little merry-go-round long enough for you to get off.
We discuss the McCormick Reaper, its upside and its downside. It gave us more food but created lots more unemployment and poverty. Our sponsor this week is Google Goggles. Ten out of ten Googlers can't be wrong. You need to buy a pair of Google Goggles today.
We talk about the similarities and the differences between confidence and arrogance. Our sponsor this week is The Society for Self-Motivated Individuals Seeking to Increase their Self-confidence and Esteem. Are you timid, self effacing, struggle to make decisions or self-distrustful? We're confident we can help. It's in our name!
We talk about body odor and the ability of humans to smell fear, anxiety, identity and even romantic arousal. Our sponsor this week is Fishmouth, deodorant for your mouth. For a mouth and breath that smell as clean as an Alaskan salmon, try Fishmouth today.
We discuss the origins of two famous hand gestures, the 'thumbs up' signal and the Vulcan split-finger greeting. This week's sponsor is WeBeBagpipes.com. They'll have you piping along with the Oldies or droning out the disco at the local dance floor quickly with their online home study course.
We talk about the rise of alternative milks. Are they really even milk? Are they better or worse for us? And the environment? Our sponsor this week is the newest in alt milk drinks - Potato Milk! Rich and starchy, Potato Milk has all the fat, carbs and fiber your kids need for growing bodies. Get it today at your nearest health food store!
We talk about the history of personal hygiene in light of recent comments by celebrities exclaiming they don't see the need for bathing. Our sponsor this week is Poverty Soap, cheap soap with rich cleaning power. Poverty Soap is made from pig fat and the ashes of old burned out cars. Find it at your natural health food store.
We discuss the history, scandals, controversies and humor in beauty pageants. Our sponsor this week is Beauty In A Bottle, guaranteed to conceal scars, warts, acne, age lines and even unsightly birth marks, Beauty In A Bottle can help you feel you look like a million bucks.
We look at the similarities between the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars and Harry Potter franchises. Did somebody just copy somebody else? Our sponsor this week is Copy Cat Productions. Want to write a hit book, movie or song but don't have the time, energy or talent to invest in the project? Let Copy Cat Productions do it for you! So close to the original w/o violating the copyright not even your mother will know. That's Copy Cat Productions for all your creative ghost writing needs.
We talk about the negative health consequences and even deaths related to eating competitions. Our sponsor this week is Grunt Stopper, Draino for your personal plumbing. Now in two delicious flavors - Cookies and Creme as well as Mint Chocolate Chip!
We talk about how the 'sport' of competitive eating came about and its ties back to the Fat Man Clubs of the late 1900's. Our sponsor this week is Friends of Fatties, an organization designed to help fat people live their best fat life now.
We talk about how COVID masks have prevented us from gathering the basic social information needed to relate to other people. Our sponsor this week is Mask On, Mask Off, the makers of fine masks for every occasion. Who knows there may be another pandemic in your future...
We talk about the Law of Unintended Consequences keeps bumping into reality as we see people and governments repeatedly do stupid things. Our sponsor this week is BetUcant.com, an online gaming portal for people who like to shoot the moon, splash their cash and defy the odds.
We talk about the origin and many uses of the humble wire hanger. Our sponsor this week is Kid Hangers; yep, just what the name implies. A versatile new product for hanging your little rug rat out of the way while you try and get something done around the house.
We examine the rise of oddities collector extraordinaire, Robert Ripley. Our sponsor this week is Odd Man Out, the online dating service for odd people. You can share your odd tendencies with the love of your life and build your OCD dreams together today.
We discuss the founding of the Guinness Book of World Records in the 1st of a two-part series on oddities. Our sponsor this week is Don't You Believe It, a nonprofit fraud investigating service.
We discuss the connection between Dwarf tossing and nanotechnology. Our sponsor this week is Nano, Nano - maker of small personal products like the porcupine toothbrush.
We talk about the origins of the punch card and how they led to the invention of the Jacquard loom and the modern computer. Our sponsor is Punch Out, seller of the finest Boxing NFT's around.
We talk about the origins of wampum, early colonial money based on collecting seashells. Our sponsor this week is Digital Wampum, seller of one-of-a-kind digital collectibles.
We talk about why some criminals seem to be so creative. Our sponsor this week is CrimePal, a payment system that adds that personal touch to your criminal enterprise.
We conclude our look at the history of cold cereal. Who would have thought thievery, suicide and phony advertising were such a big part of the story? Our sponsor this week is Floaters. Why scrape the bottom of the bowl for your cereal when you can chase it around the bowl? Fun food for the 21st century!
We look at the history of modern day cold breakfast cereal in the first of this two-part episode. Our sponsor is 'Weakies' Cereal. It won’t turn you into a champion but it will give you a great early morning sugar rush that makes you feel better about yourself.
We talk about the origin of Moon Trees and the connection between wolves howling at the moon. Our sponsor this week is Canine Connection, the premier dating and mating app for your dog.
We discuss the connection between Mayan chocolate, stomach pumping and invention of child-proof lids. Our sponsor this week is Child-Proof Chocolates. We may not be the cheapest chocolate but we're the safest!
It's our 100th show! We have revised, re-recorded, re-edited and re-released our most popular episode in celebration. Can you guess which one it is?
We look at one day in History and discuss how it's been important. Our sponsor this week is Million-Dollar Calendars. Each month they show you the date and what it's like to be surrounded by cold, hard cash. Buy your 2021 version today. Workers at the U.S. Mint will thank you.
)Does having an expensive wedding increase your chances of marital bliss? You might be surprised. Our sponsor today is Not-So-Great Clips, your discount hair salon. We practice on your head so we can cut the next one better! Ask about their Best Man coupon. (It’ll save you having to buy them a gift.)
We discuss the history and use of voice overs in modern day TV, radio and film productions. Our sponsor this week is Dub Me. Make fun of the latest commercials with this amazing new device by dubbing your own voice into the production.
We describe the ways in which water is becoming commodified like the new water futures contracts farmers are using. Our sponsor this week is Drip-by-Drip, your personal still for purifying tap water. T’s and C’s apply. Not effective in removing E.Coli or Cryptosporidium. Incorrect usage can cause diarrhea, abdominal cramps, vomiting, fever and more.
Crock pots and microwaves aren't used as much by the professional chefs but they hold a place of reverence and prominence at parties, New Year’s Eve celebrations and family potlucks.Our sponsor this week is Left Over and Expired, the new meal subscription service for people who really don’t give a care what they eat. If you're looking for ways to avoid busy grocery stores right now or are just too lazy to feed yourself, nothing sounds better than having left-overs from a pricy restaurant delivered straight to your door.
We discuss the origin and history of pasta. Our sponsor this week is This Ain't Your Mama's Pasta, makers of the most affordable pasta anywhere. In fact it’s so cheap, the FDA has labeled it macaroni product. Find it in your local gas station or convenience store today along with Alabama gas station sushi.
We talk about the various uses of the word 'picker.' We have two sponsors this week, NOPA, Nose Pickers Anonymous and WPA or We Pick Noses, the premier talent agency for Nose Actors. Take your pick...
We discuss chronotypes, those innate, biological predispositionsthat control when we like to sleep, wake-up, experience peak productivity, etc. Our sponsor this week is Sleep-It-Off, a chemical aid made from unnatural compounds that will help you fall asleep and fast after a late night boozer.
We talk about the history of scams, cons and flimflams. Our sponsor this week is Self-confidence.com. Enroll in one of our online classes today and your be talking people out of their money in no time!
We talk about the world of stand-up comedy, the types of stand-up and what makes up a set or act. Our sponsor this week is VeryFunny.net
We look at the way left-hand people have been discriminated against and discouraged. Why? What did they do to create such negativity? Our sponsor this week is Magic Glove. It gives you the ambidextrous powers of a right-hander. Your left hand will thank you.
Who knew the forerunner of the CIA used one of Disney's most beloved animated films as its inspiration for one of its zaniest operations... Our sponsor this week is YOU-2CAN-BE-A-SPY.
We talk about the invention of modern life insurance and the legal betting that went along with it. Our sponsor this week is Sell-Your-Grandma.net. Hey, you've tried everything to help fund your retirement... isn't about about time?
We talk about the over 40 crossbred dogs called Doodles. Our sponsor this week is iPooperScooper, the robot that cleans up after your dog does its business. Note: For dogs over 50 lbs, please purchase iSuperPooperScooper.
We rant on what hypocrisy is, has been historically and give some recent hilarious examples of it. This week we're endorsing a PST (Public Service Thingy) for Hypocrites Anonymous. Find a local meeting in your town today!
We talk about the origins the common piggy bank. Our sponsor this week is Pig E Banks, your no touch, no fuss electronic bank for the 21st century!
We talk about the origin of package delivery services in the U.S. Our sponsor this week is FedUps, a service which helps consumers locate mis-delivered packages.
We talk about the origins of the humble potato. Our sponsor this week is Taters for Tots, a non-profit that gives away french fries to young children.
We review some of the more unique products and services that sponsored our show this season. Remember Fingernail Chew? What about Virus Voodoo?
We review some of the great sponsors we've had supporting our show during this season. Who could forget Sterile Chairs? Dial-A-Politician? Pick Pockets? And many more...
We are talking about road trip food. What tasty options should be off the table? Our sponsor this week is Road Kill Burgers. Made from wild animal meat, every burger is a taste of the wild!
We talk about the origins of the pastrami on rye sandwich. Our sponsor this week is Wander Bread, loaded with healthy preservatives to keep it looking and feeling fresh, it's guaranteed never to mold, spoil or get stale.
We discuss how the letter X has been used and abused in our culture. Our sponsor this week is Xcream, an emollient that guarantees to cure whatever skin diseases you might have. From mild cases of sunburn to stage 4 melanomas to sub cutaneous cancers, Xcream is a dream cream!
We talk about the causes and differences of calluses, corns and toe jam. Our sponsor this week is Toe Jam Jams. Try a slather of their exceptional Sock Lint flavor jam on your next pan of biscuits. Now that's what I call good eats!
We discuss the idea of a right to privacy and how it's connected to gardens and green spaces. Our sponsor is Big Brother, makers of the miniature spy camera preferred by more CIA operatives than any other brand.
We talk non-politically about voting and voter fraud. Our sponsor this week is CANUSPELLSCAM.com, advocates for voting rights for 10 year olds. (Hey, they're smart enough to play games on the internet...)
We discuss the weird relationship people have with their hair. Our sponsor this week is Head Smart, your best bet for a brain tumor removal.
We weave these three topics together into a story you won't believe! Our sponsor for this week's show is LA Brew, a coffee so robust it will burn the hair out of grandma’s nose. Try LA Brew today.
We discuss the history, pros and cons of the modern Drive-Thru window operation. Our sponsor this week is Now-You-See-Me, makers of two-way glass for residential homes like yours.
We talk about the history of facial recognition software in light of the coronavirus-19 requirements to wear a mask. Our sponsors are DermaTex and CreaseFace for all your biometric privacy needs.
Today we are talking about online instructional videos. The sponsor of this week’s show is Mindless Flix, a video streaming service for people that just want to totally veg-out while watching TV.
We talk about the mixed blessing that is chewing gum - breath-freshening taste but environmentally devastating. Our sponsor this week is Fingernail Chew. Get that Fingernail taste without the obsessive compulsive behavior.
We discuss the history of humble office supplies like rubber bands, staples and paper clips. Our sponsor is Office Commando.
We discuss the upside down economics of the coronavirus pandemic. Our sponsor this week is Voodoo Virus, makers of natural supplements that fight the Coronavirus.
Twice each year our world is thrown into temporal chaos by something called Time Change Sunday. Do we really need to keep doing this to ourselves?
We discuss the utter futility, banality and absurdity of Corporate Jargon. This week's sponsor is Jargon Master.
We talk about the current state of air travel and all its woes... Our sponsor this week is Pick Pockets.
We discuss the strange history of Valentine's Day relics and how they got linked to Romantic love. Our sponsor this week is We-Be-Relics.
We recall some of the presidential slogans from yesteryear and read a fan email from Ritt Momney of Pull-My-Finger, UT.
How did GPS become so universal, turning us into mindless drones who blindly follow the disembodied voice...
We look at the paradox of modern banking - they only lend money to people who don't need it...
We talk about the joys of spending time in windowless, Soviet-gulag type waiting rooms and how to improve them.
We summarize Season 2 and look toward Season 3. Our sponsor today is Hope Chests, USA, a physical fitness device that lets you get a six pack without breaking a sweat!
We discuss the scruples of Payday lenders and Payday loans. Our sponsor this week is URSCRWD.com. They'll loan you money you don't need at a price you can't afford.
This is a rant about those people who spend their lives comparing how they are doing with how everyone else is doing...
We talk about the origin of humor, the different types of humor, and the benefits of humor. Our sponsor for this show is ShinBone, USA., makers of fine replacement shinbones.
We talk about the plaque of pimples down through the centuries. Our sponsor for this show is Scarface, a topical medication used to treat chronic acne. Scarface contains active chemicals that literally burn the hide right off your face along with any pimples.
We talk about the history of the Zipper. Our sponsor today is Zip It, a handy, dandy candy that cures mouth breathers...
We talk about artificial joint replacements. Our sponsor for this episode is Fancy Smancy Joint Lube found in all good hardware stores and on line at www.webestiff.com
We discuss the various indicators that point to Spring's arrival. Our sponsor this week is Sprang, makers of fine machined springs. They've got a spring for everything you need, including your step!
We talk about the bail bond industry. Our sponsor today is Sprung, a banking app that let's you get the money you need to free your jailbird.
We talk about the history and importance of punctuation. Our sponsor this week is Comma Not, a punctuation app designed to cure your apostrophe anxiety.
We look at Retirement Communities. Our sponsor today is Gray Matter. Gray Matter is a non-non-profit (that’s a non-profit that doesn’t profit off of their profit) and caters to the mental health needs of senior citizens.
Today we’re talking about online dating and our sponsor is People No One Wants.com. PNOW is a service for ugly persons addicted to online dating sites.
We discuss the ironies and awkwardness of funerals. Our sponsor this week is Slab 'Em Cheap, a low-cost cremation service. 1-800-qwikburn or www.slabemcheap.com
We make you an expert in public speaking courses. Our sponsor for today's show is Stutter Rocks - We Rock Your Mouth!
We make you an expert in the modeling industry. Our sponsor for this episode is the modeling agency, Just Plain Average. Check them out at www.ur2fat2beamodel.com.
We make you a 5 minute expert on Lotteries. Our sponsor this week is Bible Powerball, the scratch ticket for people who don't want their pastor to know they're playing the Lottery.
We make you an expert on Loyalty Programs. Our sponsor this week is Diamond Direct Dandies or Triple D, creators of Loyalty program scams for discerning businesses.
We look at the claims of the Weight Loss Industry. Our sponsor this week is Craig Atkins, the Hillbilly diet plan for the redneck Weight Loser in you!
We discuss the history and hopes of the Sears Christmas Wish Book. Our sponsor this week is Searz, the makers of fine lead cookware.
We examine why conspiracy theories are so popular. Our sponsor this week is Trust-Busters.
We discuss the 'hope value' of Botox. Our sponsor this week is Beaut-tocks, a natural posterior enhancer.
Continuing our Dealers in Hope series, we look at the anti-aging wing of the Cosmetics Industry.
In our 2nd episode in the Dealers of Hope series, we look at the Diploma Mill industry.
We look at how the Fitness Industry plays on our inferiority complex to get into our pocketbooks and wallets.
We look at the joys, pitfalls and rules for re-gifting that unwanted, undesirable and non-refundable junk in your closet.
How clowns went from popular children's party entertainers to banned and panned performers, all in the last 50 years...
Play-Doh was invented as wallpaper cleaner. Listerine was once marketed as a dandruff treatment. We look at consumer products that started their life as something else.
The history of duct tape along with the multitude of ways people are using it to enhance their lives.
How the Kudzu plant became so pervasive in the U.S. and how to kill this wicked weed...
We talk about squirrels, why there are so many of them, how to clean and field dress a squirrel and finally, how to cook one. Yummy!
The history of potlucks, what to bring and not bring and how to be sure you get your choice of dishes to eat.