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The Bach Boys is a comedy podcast talk show created by four boys who love ABC's "The Bachelor,” “Bachelorette,” “Bachelor in Paradise,” and any subsidiary program of “Bachelor Nation." They invite you to tune in every week for their unique perspective on America's most enchanting tale of love and deceit, romance and drama, joy, and of course, tears. Enjoy.
Well, it’s been a hell of ride, Bach Boys Nation! Thank you for your patronage. For your support. For your time. Your tears. Your love. Your listens. The first half of the episode is a nice return to form skewering Pete, his mother, and her gimp. We wish them the contractually obligated best. The second half though? Well, the second half is a litte something special, just for you: Our devoted fans. So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Good night!
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The Boys keep it classy in this, the most calm and respectful Boys Tell All yet. Listen as they gracefully rise above the roar of the transient scum below (which apparently is most of Bachelor Nation according to those nasty DMs they Rachel Lindsay showed us). Listen to the soothing, agreeable tones of three Boys who you can just tell really get it. These ladies may be stinkie trash , it’s true. But where there’s trash, there’s gotta be people to clean it up. You’re welcome!
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Poor Madison. No amount of Dad’s special training could prepare such a pure body and soul for the crushing disappointment of Peter crushing a disappointment of a person like Victoria F. Also Hannah Anne is there and she’s looking VERY tan! We’re almost there, gang. Let’s get through this together.
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Happy Precedence Day!! Peter has set a new precedent for just how low the Bachelor should be willing to go in his quest for the perfect fantasy suite date. Truly a stupid, stupid man.... AND WE’RE PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!!!!!
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Dear God,
We come to You, humble hosts of the #1 rated Bachelor podcast in the world, to thank You for these many splendorous blessings we reap in Your Name. However, we do ask what is up with this cast of garbage women You’ve seen fit to loose upon us. Seriously, what’s the deal, Bro? Pretty rude, God. Not cool, Jesus. We’re very disappointed in you both. Let’s try and work a little harder and think a little more next time a decision like this comes up, okay? Good.
Amen!
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Two of your most beloved boys let their truth rip all over a very special episode of The Bach Boys. Almost everyone on The Bachelor this season is horrible and all the ladies we like are getting all beat up on!!! (mostly by Tammy.)We’re just sensitive I guess, but we can’t be broken! Also, Chris Harrison is a snack.
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Wow. Chills. Goosebumps. Great TV. Stellar Producing. Ruthless Producing! Cold! Feelingless! Bravo! Thank you!
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Peter, Peter, Peter... What? Did you think this would be easy? Did you think this was a game? Oh, it's a game alright, but you are not the player, Peter. You- why, you're the bait of course. mwahahahahaha. Who are we? It doesn't matter who we are, all that matters is our plan. We are The Bach Boys and anyway, crazy about that Alayah stuff huh?
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Uh oh! Only Week 2 and Peter’s already playing referree to two women he cannot wait to make his wives!! My mans be comin out SWANGN for that “Best Supporting Actor in a Reality Show - Musical or Comedy” award! Gee wiz, ladies! Save that drama for your mama!!
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A beautiful decade comes bearing gifts, in the form of 22 beautiful women and 8 new friends. Listen to the Boys select their controversial Top 4 picks to kick off a landmark 12th season.
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Bach Boys Nation,
You rock, never change. The summer may be over but the memories we made this season will last forever... And so will some of Paradise's success stories! Congrats to the 2.5 couples that made it out of Paradise (our fingers are crossed for you Bukowski), they're no Jade and Tanner but it's whatever. The Bachelor machine keeps moving and Peter's up next, we can't wait to see you again then! Thanks Bach Boys Nation for a great season!
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Oh, no!! It’s almost over?? What ever will we do? It’s Week 7 or 8 or something, you guys! We’ve only got 1 episode left after this one! How sad is that?? Dang it. Darn it. Anyway, this week we do a whole lot of scramblin’! Strap in!
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Paradise is starting to become more real and serious for our lovestruck castaways, as the content of the show becomes more absurd and confusing to The Bach Boys. The Bach Boys Bachelor Report Power Ranking System is all we have to make sense of the mess that these lost souls forced to wander the island of Mexico have made for us. This consistent and ever-changing platform has been our rock all season long, and our takes are straight fire. #PrayersForDerek
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Chris and Krystal may have entered into the most holiest of unions this week (ew), but The Bach Boys have never been more divided. Blame unceasingly meddling producers or blame unceasingly meddling contestants, it’s all the same in the end. You know it’s a hard week when even our great hero John Paul Jones is on the Power Ranking chopping block. It hurts our hearts to say, but the day of John Paul Jones judgement is upon us.
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In an unprecedented first, Jake and Alex take command of the show while Ryan joins Casey in the field on the seemingly interminable hunt for Faheem. The Boys discuss the impact of Demi’s courageous honesty on the traditional interpretation of “The Right Reasons” and mince no words when calling out Kristina’s BS. It’s a real whirlwind.
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The Boys become slaves to their own plot device, tirelessly re-shuffling the deck of their Power Ranking System for another un-precedented podcast runtime. These sloppy twenty somethings stranded on the erotic Island of Mexico make it hard to root for them, but don't worry at least we all know who we're rooting against!
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Let the games begin! Paradise is under way, as Bachelor Nation’s finest claw, scratch, drink, sweat, clamor, smother and cry their way to a lifelong romance on the beautiful island of Mexico. If you can’t tell this season’s heroes from the no good stinky spoiled meats, don’t worry The Bach Boys have done your thinking for you in an unprecedented power ranking system we swear we really thought out in advanced. It’s the most dramatic season premiere yet (probably)!
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Strap in for our longest finale yet!! The Boys wax nostalgic on 10 years of success and fortune and celebrate Hannah’s terribly sad and overwhelmingly disappointing journey to find “love”. TENTH Season Finale! Just soak that in for a second. Wow. Go us!
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We’ll level with you. It’s a lot about Luke, but what the heck are we supposed to do, Bach Boys Nation?! We’re watching the same show you are! Granted, we do make time to hate on Cam, but as of course is tradition, we make no time for Jed.
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Now that 75% of Hannah’s remaining men have been “cancelled” due to shocking post-season revelations about their true character, it’s literally Tyler or bust. I mean, Tyler is the clear pick no matter how you slice it but, like, c’mon Hannah. Please. For all of our sakes. Make the right call.
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This week, Hannah falls deeper and deeper into the raging waters of potential marriage to one of a bunch of mostly perverts. Meanwhile, The Boys rise above and serve as your personal life raft in the Precarious Sea of Producer Stank 2K019 (PSoPS2k019), keeping you all, Bach Boys Nation, well fed with fact and sheltered with logic. We do it for you. We humbly serve you. You’re welcome. #allplanesarehelicopters
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Comedy Central Presents: The Bach Boys Roast of The American Delusion!! sniff sniff Do you guys smell that, Bach Boys Nation? Is something burning? Oh yeah, just our nation’s fragile ego!! You’re not gonna wanna miss this one, gang, The Bach Boys most POLITICAL episode yet. This week, The Boys pull out all the stops and just. go. HAM! ...er, bologna* #GetWrecked
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It’s Week 7 and things are heating up! Hannah gets sweaty in a sauna, drunk in a fish market, and put in a box of pseudo-religious sex shame by Luke P.! Strap in!
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The Boys play the world’s easiest “I Spy” as they point out Luke P.’s great many flaws and remind us all why it’s so important to be a little silly sometimes. Plus, the winner of the #BachBoysBigBucksGiveaway is announced live on air!!
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Bach Boys Nation, we all know that when something really important happens on The Bachelorette they always put it right at the start of the episode. The most memorable, most game-changing moments, are always squeezed hastily into the first 10-15 minutes of the episode and then never spoken of again for the rest of the two hours. Tonight, The Boys will get to the important stuff eventually- the man himself, Jed.
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Tonight, Hannah proved the old relatable adage true: falling in love can be complicated when 2 of your 19 boyfriends are are creepy, clingy, schemey, slimy weirdos. Two sides of the same coin, Luke P and Cam bother us both equally, and leave us feeling physically unwell for the duration of this week’s episode. Garret’s a good guy by the way, we never mention him once but definitely want to make that known.
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It’s only Week 2 in the mansion and already Hannah's guys are already at each other’s throats. These guys have no problem breaking the rules. Who’s here for love? Who’s here for blood? Probably Tyler C. (known murderer). The Boys mince no words in this shocking sophomore episode of their milestone 10th season!
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We're finally here. Hannah's journey to love finally begins and she's just great, a truly excellent Bachelorette. It's indisputable! What could possibly go wro- Oh. Oh no. Oh god, all the guys are no good stinky spoiled meats. It may be Season 10 of The Bach Boys, but it's a whole new ball game for all of us! Dumb musicians, dumb strong guys, too young Investment Analysts, and John Paul Jones; and that's just the first limo 🙄. Well, Bach Boys Nation, here we go!
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Congratulations to Colton and Cassie! They both got tricked into loving each other and we got tricked into being happy for them! This season was one hell of a ride and one of the Bachelor’s finest to date! The ABC sadists have once again proved why they’re the best in the game and The Bach Boys have once again proved why they’re The Number One Bachelor Rated Podcast On The Internet™️!
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This was brutal. Colton got duped. Chris got ditched. The Bach Boys got heartbroken. :(
Also, The Boys tell all! :)
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We don’t know what’s going to happen to Colton but it’s not going to be good. Colton has found himself in a remarkably terrible position leading into the final three. Not just because his remaining suitors are any combination of phony/too young/boring/not ready to get married, but because he is himself and he also may be any combination of all of those things. But he’s still charming and semi-handsome so that’s good. Fingers crossed!
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Where do we begin? What do we say? How do we say whatever it is we think of when we think of where to begin? The structure of this week's Bachelor episode was as all over the place as that last sentence, featuring a pseudo 2 on 1 the likes of which we've never seen! Also Colton is rapidly losing credibility with every passing second. So, whatever.
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Colton literally said goodbye to any remaining woman who did not “spark joy”. He’s getting really serious about getting engaged, or at least that’s what ABC has tricked him into thinking. Sigh It’s just a bummer the poor guy can’t enjoy a day of his vacay without getting insulted and manipulated. A toast, to young love!
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It was a gross week in Thailand! Ladies ate bugs. There was some romantic stuff too though! Some women are falling in love, and Colton’s having milestone moments with many of his suitors. But also girls ate bugs, and some ladies’ constant bickering is ruing Colton’s vacation one mudsling at a time!
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This week, Colton's Ladies broke new ground in terms of The Bachelor Nation's capacity for conflict resolution, while The Bach Boys only find themselves in an ever-widening series of interpersonal struggles with ruthless internet moguls, jaded former fans, and even themselves. Also Demi is super cool.
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Ugh! Pageant drama in the house?? POOR COLTON! He’s just here to have fun and these gosh darn contestants can’t just reel in their feelings and let the poor guy enjoy his vacation/thinly veiled attempt at finding a life partner?? How rude! all The Bach Boys cross their arms in unison and pout
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Surprise, surprise!! A milquetoast second outing for Colton's sexual awakening or whatever ABC wants us to think this whole thing is? Good thing Onyeka likes to play life guard because Hannah B. really took a nosedive this week! And other stuff. #GetPlugged in to Episode 2 of your favorite Boy-rockin’ Bachelor Podcast! Keep on rockin’, boys! And don’t forget to scream!
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The Bach Boys are back and more “Anti” than ever! Colton’s no good and 30 victims are about to learn that over the course of the next 10 weeks. In spite of an over 3.3% chance of becoming Colton’s “person”, we’re clinging to the hope that our favorite ladies can be spared from a No Good Terrible Very Bad Life. With any luck, Colton will get himself stuck with a No Good Terrible Very Bad Wife.
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Well, that concludes Season 3 (Sub-Season 9) of The Bach Boys! What a ride!! And big ups to you, Audio Listeners, for sticking it out on the world's number one rated Bachelor podcast on the internet in the world! We do it for you and your support means everything to us, so thanks!! Take care, and see you next season!
We're not crazy, we're just a little unwell!! Come get a nice Rob n' Thom from your favorite Bach Boys as we explore the finer intricacies of love, Mexico Island, and what it takes to be a Dad, with special guest star appearances by Parts of Speech, Caveman Diets, and Things Case E. Hates!! L'Chaim!
Welcome to the West! The Wild, Wild West!!
This week, the Boys ultimately end up hitting the road for our first ever spur of the Joe-ment accidental mobile podcast! Please won't you let us take you along to the Sky Lounge??
Come listen to our hot takes and question your sanity as we speak the thoughts right outta your skulls!
Be we men? Or be we gods? Nein! We're Boys! Enjoy!
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Hey wow, what's this?? A return to form? Eh, kinda! We actually do talk about "Bachelor In Paradise" and they/them/its contestants!! Plus for the first time in Bach Boys history, there's an uncensored F-bomb SOMEWHERE in the episode!! But where??? That's for us to know and you to find out, you little F-words!
You don't have to go to Mexico, but you can't stay here, Blake. C'est la vie! The Bachelorette is over. Garrett won. Becca lost. Que será, será! But now it's Paradise, baby!! Time for sloppy segundos. Join the Bach Boys in their darkest, sexiest, most dramatic season yet as we get dark, talk sexy, and wax dramatic on this summer's HOTTEST podcast, The Bach Boys After Dark!
The Boys tell all tonight on THE MOST dramatic BTA of all time and BOY, oh BOY do they have a LOT to tell, and they. Tell. ALL of it!! It’s almost hard to comprehend just how much it all is that they tell! But hang in there because just when you think it stops, it. Keeps. COMING!! Wow! Special guest appearances by Optimus P., The Captain, PA Flipper, Bullwinkle M., Droopy D., Shaggy R. AND Scooby D., Christopher W., and... could it be?? BEETLE J.?? Guess you’ll just have to listen to find out, won’t you?? Tune in and enjoy the most dramatic Boys Tell All yet!!
Woah! So somber! Can you guys even believe how somber this episode was? Guys. This episode was mad somber yo, and you've heard it here first! Wow! Check out this sexy return-to-roots ep of your favorite #BachelorNation Bach-entators, The Bach Boys, that's us! Thanks for being here, so glad to have you, Like, Comment, SMASH that Subscribe button below. Y'all the real MVPs! Come stop in for some intimate one-on-one time with these Boys as we talk the real talk and drop the heckin truth, family! For all your endless support, we've made this ep extra saucy and as an extra special "thank you", increased by popular demand, as requested by you, we are proud to offer MORE ads! MORE of WHAT. YOU. LOVE!!! Who will Becca choose? Time will tell! See ya on the Mountain! ~ HAGS! <3
As we plow through Hometowns like Rocky Balboa plows through dirty meats we learn that the apples don't fall far from the bush and get one step closer to seeing two men get down on a knee in front of the world, Peter Parker, and the whole #BachelorNation, and ask to be Becca's one life person.
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This week The Bach Boys re-affirm their position as this generation’s primary seekers of objective truth. Listen to The Boys tackle provocative questions like: Who DID let the dogs out? Can Casey ever achieve happiness? AND of course, will Becca really find love this season? Also we have a mature conversation about racism! But then talk about bathroom stuff.
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Empowered by the spirit, charm, and visible facial charisma of Wayne Newton (or Lou Diamond Philips) The Bach Boys meddle their way into Ron Perlman’s marriage. Because they hate Chris R? I think. Something like that. They really like Jordan though! Well, I mean- more than David… That’s for sure.
This week on The Bachelorette, Becca’s men attempt to prove that they are trustworthy and not betas. (They can’t). This week on The Bach Boys, The Bach Boys attempt to prove that they know Richard Marx’s biological son. (They can!) Also it might be a murder mystery. That’s a really big maybe though. It’s not.
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The Bach Boys have a ton of fun while Becca’s guys seem to have none. This is a poem, sweaters we sew ‘em! That’s not really true, but support Becca we do!
Also, Casey looks a Snook dead in the eye...and lives! See it all on this week's episode of The Bach Boys!
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The Bach Boys reign as some of the most treasured contributors to the modern cultural zeitgeist. The award winning, #1 Rated Bachelor Podcast on the Internet™️ for 3 years running, continues to educate and entertain the masses. We couldn’t be prouder to present to you, The Bach Boys Nation, our seventh season.
Also, ya hear about these Snooks?! Better lock your windows!
Your favorite Boys are back and telling all! We’re leaving no stone unturned; Jake’s poor choice of childhood friends, Casey’s controversial stance as a misogynist pig, the biblical implications of our Lord and Savior’s web-slinging abilities, and oh, yeah, some stuff Arie did.
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Everything was totally buongiorno on The Bachelor this week! Except for Arie making some really tough decisions. And Jacquelyn crying. And Bekka crying. And even Kendall briefly crying. And whatever we cried a little too. Things are getting serious okay?! 😭
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We see drama, we see France, Arie wore his big boy pants. The Bach Boys take a philosophical stroll down Contemplative Lane this week, which is a real street in Paris we’re told!
No one told us that. 😔
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This week on The Boys Who Occasionally Talk About The Bach, we talk about The Bachelor! We continue our hot streak of impressive celebrity guest appearances. Beg for feedback. And finally put Bleach™️ to the test. Also we’re officially split on Arie! Hey I like him! Shut up Ryan S! I like him too!! Get back in the bathroom Daniel B!!!
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Arie is boring and frustratingly inept at acting his own age. Your favorite Boys cope the only way we know how, sipping Bleach in our $4000 suits in a very expensive airport hanger location rental where we were blessed to welcome a larger than life celebrity guest. Hint hint: he runs on diesel and is a huge jerk.
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Tonight’s episode is sponsored in part by Chernobyl Priest Pies. Closed captioning provided by Bleach, “Just Drink It!”. Anyway, Arie seems like he’s doing ok.
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When a bathroom door opens, another door closes in Casey's face. Casey's heart is flushed down the tubes with Daniel's Chick-Fil-A. Will Rachel Zoe or Connor Duermit be able to save him? Someone get this man a condo! We're about to go deep... Only on The Bach Boys!
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Surprise! We’re Bach! Welcome to an all new audio only season of The Bach Boys. We’ve hid our faces and our true colors are emerging. But we’re still wearing suits. We swear. And we’re all still here for The Right Reasons! Well except Casey.
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In this emotional season finale the Boys say farewell to Rachel as they continue to say farewell to format. A return to our roots, a celebration of what we've become, and honestly an attempt to not talk too much Rachel because it this point it would just upset us. Hope you like Chick-fil-A!
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"Guys this episode is bonkers" - Casey S.
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On an unprecedented episode of The Bach Boys, the Boys go deeper than ever into Dean, Stank, and In-Studio Distractions. Also a familiar face returns to shake things up. Also it's Euro or something? Who else but The Bach Boys!
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This season of The Bachelorette isn't quite what we expected, and this season of The Bach Boys is following suit. This week, The Boys continue to seek reason in all this Bachelor Nation chaos, both on camera and off. Oh, and Ryan still hates Dean even though it's getting hard to.
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The Boys are really relaxing into this season, but we still want Rachel to see us for more than just the little boys we once were at summer camp. Join the Bach Boys in a much seedier studio this week as we sniff out all the stank that ABC doesn't want you whiffing up just yet. Stay woke.
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Batter up with 3 of the 5 most loyal Bach-ette Boys as they discuss the highs and lows of Rachel's journey into love thus far. Exotic yachts? Hansome fellas? Who knows! The guy writing this hasn't seen the episode yet! Haha yes it's me Daniel. Enjoy the episode.
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Join the boys as they regale in Rachel's first week as The Bachelorette.
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Congratulations to Nick on an ultimately fulfilling (if not overly sexualized and gimmicky) journey to love! Come raise one final glass of wine to Nick with The Boys as we digest the overarching themes of this year and learn how to meet us on Tinder.
It's that time of the year again. Saddle up with our live studio audience as The Boys tell all and predict who will win Nick's heart: The Italian Stallion Vanessa herself? Or the very very "ahead of her time" (like early, nearly fetus-like) Raven.
It's the juiciest and most dramatic episode yet!
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ABC is going all in on sex this season and The Bach Boys are doubling down. A brief but shocking episode of The Bachelor earns you, Bach Boys Nation, a brief but shocking episode of The Bach Boys. We're all adults here, we can do whatever we want!
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Nick discovers that Step-Parents care about more than just how hot their daughters are, almost destroys one of his strongest relationships, and knows that Rachel is black. Well, he already knew that, but now her family knows he knows...I think.
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There was blood in the water this week and Nick was out to hunt for heartbreak. The Boys enjoy a much deserved night indoors to just gab about a very long overdue, top notch Bachelor episode.
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The Bach Boys must answer a SHOCKING question. Tune in for what may truly be our most dramatic episode yet...
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Live from Milwaukee, it’s The Bach Boys! Laugh along with Danielle L and the boys while they bake Nickerdoodles and giggle. And uncomfortable laughter too. But it doesn’t stop there, there’s fake laughter as well! It’s all here on another exhilarating episode of The Bach Boys!
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Worried the moral fiber of Bachelor Nation is tearing at the the seams? You're not alone. Take our hands as we wade through "reasons" and try to find the "right" ones. And also take time to appreciate Nick's abs.
Brand new Bach Boy Alex F. joins the gang along with World Renowned Photographer Franco Lacosta from Puerto Rico and the first date! Join the boys as they speculate on Corinne's shocking actions and Liz's suprising departure. Oh, and Casey S. theorizes about Danielle M's husband and if he might actually be alive and Liz...yeah...I dunno. It's all here this week on The Bach Boys!
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We’re Bach! With a whole new season comes a whole new perspective on love, even if Nick isn’t here for "The Right Reasons". Or is he? Who knows?...Well, The Bach Boys are going to find out! Check out the first episode of Nick’s season here on The Bach Boys!
2016 may have been the "most dramatic" year ever for Bachelor Nation and it made profound impact on all of us. As we close out Paradise, we take a look back at all of 2016. Ben found Lauren, JoJo found another "Jo", and we may have potentially overcome our hatred of Evan. One last drink for the boys this year! Here's to Bachelor Nation and to you, The Bach Boy's Nation. ?Like and Subscribe!
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Many couples have formed in Paradise this year; we like very few of them. Actually, make that none of them. Casey and Ryan give their take on every couple still hanging in there, the forecast is bleak.
This week everything we thought we knew about Paradise turned upside down. And it wasn’t even all Ashley I’s fault this time. Ryan and Casey dig deep into the psyche’s of Paradise’s finest, and find more questions than answers.
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Boys may come and go in Paradise but our hard-hitting commentary is as consistent as Evan’s objectionable behaviors. Jake and Ryan finally get some one-on-one time this week, and they go so wild that the camera can hardly keep up.
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This week in Paradise the Boys explore the world of break ups with Carly and Evan, finding a new perfect someone with Sarah and Christian, and the ever-treacherous realm of stolen love with Amanda, Josh, and Nick. The Boys also discuss what it means to them to accept oneself for who you are, respect others for who they are, and why Evan absolutely does not belong on this show and needs to face reality and go home.
This week in Paradise the Boys explore the world of break ups with Carly and Evan, finding a new perfect someone with Sarah and Christian, and the ever-treacherous realm of stolen love with Amanda, Josh, and Nick. The Boys also discuss what it means to them to accept oneself for who you are, respect others for who they are, and why Evan absolutely does not belong on this show and needs to face reality and go home.
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The Bach Boys are headed to Paradise this season! No holds barred! Get ready for the sexiest show on the internet, when all your favorite Bach Boys return for another shot at Bachelor-based friendship!
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It all comes down to this...The Boys argue Jordan vs. Robby, and explore JoJo's motivations - but don't worry, Ryan S. is backstage and can't hear anything they say!
At least we can still agree Evan sucks.
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Jojo flies around the country to spend quality time with the families of Chase, Jordan, Luke, and Creepy. Oops, Robby*. If you like Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, and bad Will Smith impressions, you’ll like this episode.
But If you like Evan the erectile dysfunction specialist then don’t talk to us anymore.
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How many french fries can we fit in our mouths? More than James T probably, because we are front runners. Also we can make horses fall asleep. All The Bach Boys are back and we are Bach-ier than ever. We still hate you Evan.
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A kind and forgiving JoJo gave everyone roses this week to spare everyone’s feelings, but The Bach Boys are not so kind. No one is safe from our hyper-critical and all knowing Bachelor Nation wisdom. Especially not you, Evan: gone, but still hated.
A Bach Boys Haiku
JoJo gets bad news. Her guys lose a common foe. A sad dad says bye.
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A Bach Boys Haiku
JoJo gets bad news. Her guys lose a common foe. A sad dad says bye.
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OUR FIRST EVER CELEBRITY GUEST Natasha Martinez, Miss California 2015 joins the boys this week. Our revenge for ABC’s frustrating two parter of The Bachelorette? The Bach Boys’ FIRST EVER FRUSTRATING TWO PARTER. The Bach Boys make the slight delay worth it! In Part 1 we break down the One on Ones, the Group Dates, and all of JoJo's Perverts. Part Two is dedicated to Chad. His "altercations" with his fellow men, and the true definition of "The Right Reasons." Be sure to check out both!
OUR FIRST EVER CELEBRITY GUEST Natasha Martinez, Miss California 2015 joins us to discuss Chad in this special Bach Boys 2-parter!
This episode is dedicated to Chad. His "altercations" with his fellow men, and the true definition of "The Right Reasons." Be sure to check out Part 1 if you haven't listened already!
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Things take an unexpected turn when some of the Boys develop feelings for one of the more controversial contestants.
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Love, Respect, Guacamole. These words summarize what this historic inaugural season of The Bach Boys has been all about. Come along with us for one final crazy ride, Bach Boys Nation. This “loosey-goosey” season finale is dedicated to you. Congratulations to Ben and Lauren, a true Bachelor Nation success story!
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Find out what happens when four Boys stop being polite and start getting real. Oops wrong show. But things DO get real on The Boys Tell All. Great airtime for Haiti, hats, and Boy on Boy confrontation.
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Like a bale of baby turtles (that’s the technical term, we know what’s up), The Bach Boys wiggle their way towards the finish line in this race to both Ben’s heart and his elaborate Fantasy Suite! We love these girls almost as much as Ben vocally confirms he does too! (Well at least to two of them.)
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Don’t worry, we don’t have any big brothers who will try to fight you or little brothers who will ask you uncomfortable sexual questions. We just have very REAL feelings that we want to share with you and yours. Take The Bach Boys home with you, as we travel with Ben to meet all his remaining Ladies' families!
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This week on McDonald’s- I mean The Bachelor, we saw Ben and the ladies (but mostly Lauren) progress towards their Jade and Tanner-esque romantic finale! And finally got to enjoy a week without dragon breath or kankles (her words, not ours).
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There was a storm a-brewin’ for Ben and all the Ladies this week on The Bachelor. The Bahamas turned into the BaDRAMAs for our favorite group of hopeless romantics, with last weeks episode coming to a (not so) dramatic conclusion. Some fan favorites went home, and Bach Boys history was made, with our first loser to the season long bet! Tune in to hear our genuinely shocked reactions to all the raw drama this week.
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This week, The Bachelor headed south of the border, and boy did things get spicy! The Jubilee Jam came to a shocking conclusion and Olivia got "poo-pooed" all over. Speculate with The Bach Boys BECAUSE ABC LEFT THEM HANGING ON A "TO BE CONTINUED". They're not bitter or anything.
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This week The Bachelor went to Vegas, and did it Ben’s style! (Mostly awkward, helicopter based, and largely spent with a ventriloquist.) Come along with The Bach Boys for this wild ride! What happens in this episode, stays in this episode…
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Which Lace will emerge victorious from this “clusterfunk” of a 20th Season?
Will Jubilee self destruct?
The Boys are determined to find out as episode 3 of The Bach Boys ventures into uncharted territory when a new source of drama surmounts the Bachelor Mansion.
It's the most exciting season of The Bach Boys yet!
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The Boys talk sinking buckets with Becca, repping Haiti with Jubilee, and the ever-pressing issue that has become "Lacegate."
Things start to smell sour when the Boys debate if love is actually a predictable, measurable science. Will they turn sweet "like a whole rasberry" as they unite over their support for Ben when they discover how perfect he truly is?
It's the most dramatic season of The Bach Boys yet!
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In tonight’s inaugural episode, The Boys discuss Ben, his small town upbringing, his intentions, and his fantastic McDonald’s commercial.
Get ready for The Boys’ unique perspective on all the new ladies and who will steal Ben's heart.
It's the most dramatic season of The Bach Boys yet!