Ben Pernick: Recent Episodes
Ben Pernick
Comedy Singer/Songwriter living in NYC, formerly the songwriter, lead vocals and frontman of ska/punk band Code Rad. Host of monthly NYC comedy song showcase "Punpernickel". My debut EP, "Bad JewJew" is now available on all streaming services!
Lyrics:
Lai-didi-dai-dididididai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai
Antisemitism needs to stop, it’s due to a lack of education We’re so sick of the myths, the stereotypes and the hateful accusations It’s a shame we can’t all get along and love our fellow man If we were left alone we’d finally complete our world domination plan
I wear a skullcap on my head to hide my devil horns We control the media, we even have Ron Jeremy for porn We have an extremist fringe, they have fringes on their clothes Like Toucan Sam we get outta jams, we just follow our nose
Yai-bibi-bai-bibibibi-bai bai bai Oy oy oy oy oy!
Who strikes with throwing stars of David, our ninjews dressed in black We’d be unkillable if not for our kryptonite: the anxiety attack Our most potent chemical weapon is potato latke smell We put mind-control chips in pork to keep the gentiles under our spell
Oy-oyoy-oy-oyoyoyoyoy oy oy kha kha kha kha kha!
We’ve got a Fort Knox of baby foreskin, it fuels our doomsday device We’ve never sold our souls because we couldn’t jack up the price We’ll wait ‘til after shabbos to set the world on fire Cuz you haggled over our bread prices And we hate challah cost-deniers
We’ll turn all your toys to dreidels We’ll turn all your fish to gefilte Our overlord is the Jewish Mothership She controls us using guilt-eh We’ll go Jurassic and resurrect a carnivorous Dinah Shore When we take over the world we won’t have Christmas anymore
From the Code Rad lost recordings. Took over a year to find out the guy making the mix gave up. Paid some guy five bucks on the internet to master it. He did a pretty good job for five bucks... I think.