The Perfectly Average Guys Podcast: Recent Episodes
The Perfectly Average Guys
A casual episode where Jackson and Duncan talk about being in charge of stupid people, weird movie plots, and as always Duncan being Jewish.
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This week we learn animal anatomy fun facts, complain about ads, and try to get Duncan off-topic.
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This was supposed to go up on thanksgiving.
Yes I know that's not how her name is spelled.
Sorry for Jackson's audio quality. He has been sufficiently punished by Jerry. Also, the laugh track didn't work );
Duncan and Jackson catch up on movies they have watched over the past few weeks so they can get it all out and not talk about it in other episodes. But of course, there are plenty of tangents and stupidity along the way.
Hey guys the first part of this episode got a little darker than we thought it would. Trigger warning for murder, cannibalism, and necrophilia. If you don't want to deal with any of that junk then skip to about 35 minutes in where we start talking about people dying in dumb ways during sex. All in all, it is a very explicit episode.
Today D and J talking about Sitcoms, Animal Skins, and military-grade weapons. Also we may be partially responsible for Kanye.
In this pug content episode, Jackson and Duncan discuss silly college freshmen, anti-contraception as well as Velma, The Last of Us, and JoJo's Bizzare adventure. All equally good shows.
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We are back and the same as ever. Get somewhat caught up on our lives after twoish years of not being real. Plz lick commment n subscrb.
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Jackson and James talk about the origin of Mormons and also about shakes of the chocolate variety.
James tells us a theory about how all of the leads Duncan has played in musicals are connected.
Duncan says bye to the podcast for an amount of months as he heads off to basic training for the United States Military.
Duncan and Jackson struggle to keep the politics down as they give their ACTUAL opinions, definitely not joking, on very important matters.
Thirty years in the future with only 20 minutes to live, Jackson and Duncan deliver one last piece of trash content.
Duncan and Jackson flex their world building skills all over the place as they drop some lands and legends.
WARNING ONLY POWER VIRGINS ALLOWED WARNING
Duncan, Jackson, and James talk about cool guy things like Marvel and D&D.
Jackson, Duncan, and guest Gage look at Ghana movie posters and talk D&D. Also Jackson brings up furry nipples… because it's Jackson.
Listen in as Jackson and Duncan discuss the current campaign. In the meantime, Jonah turns on his 1 brain cell to try to solve what Duncan has up his sleeve.
Jackson and guest Sam discuss scary things like, Little Nightmares, horror movies, and math teachers.
Do you like the man in the yellow hat? Do you like music? Do you also want Jerry to get a raise? If so, this is the place for you.
Jackson and Duncan and surprise guest Aidan discuss whatever they feel like at the current moment because if you still think we plan that far ahead… why..?
Is your child sad, depressed, or just feeling down? Well have no fear because Jerry is here. For years scientists have tried to find out the most effective ways to fight depression. There have been people like Jonah Cartwright who theorized that they could fight depression using the science of waifus. And Elon Musk who thinks going to mars is the solution. But we here at PAG know the truth. You can fix depression with one simple question: "Do you want to play inside or outside today?"
- This message was approved by Doctor Jerry Cortez
Listen as Jackson Cartwright barley escapes from officer Douchbag in a daring escape from boner springs that will go down in history as the only story Jackson has ever been able to finish on the podcast.
Do you like Christmas? Do you like Hanukkah? If so this is the place for you. So settle in on this Christmas for the adventure of two extremely normal dudes and one man with a fish head.
Listen as Jackson, Duncan, and guest Ky make discoveries about life. Such as: the who's are nazis, and the philosophical questions D&D poses.
This is the most well thought out podcast that PAG has ever done. If anyone says otherwise, they are wrong.
Jackson and Duncan dive into some weird rabbit holes as the talk about Jiffy Lube and Cars fan fiction.
Jackson and Duncan talk about things they are thankful for. Such as body pillows and condoms.
Jackson, Duncan, and guest Brady talk anime, death battle, and deleting the original episode Brady was in. #jacksonsausagefingerscartwright
Jackson, Duncan, and J%7^ talk about ^:$%, movies, and more. So light the fire grab some candy and &^$#%@&%#&@#%$&)(*$#:@&$"$&@%.
……..he's coming
Jackson and Duncan talk Dungeons and Dragons and why you should play it. If you have big brain, you should listen to this episode.
Jackson, Duncan, and guest Noah Barrette, discuss short films and normal length films. Also, Happy Birthday Aidan McLaughlin.
Jackson and Duncan (but not Jerry) talk about wholesome things like how they became friends. So grab your tissues and also something to cry into and get ready for the wholesome special.
Again because we stupid and done deleted it.
Jackson and Duncan, two typical zoomers, launch their revolutionary but mediocre podcast. Give it a listen, it will be funny :)
Will Culver’s sponsors us? Is Jackson creepily obsessed with Gravity Falls? And is Ben Chaverin the biggest and best pop star? Find out now on the PAGcast.
----more----The one with Ilona where all manner of things are discussed, rationalized and make no sense
Settle in for another episode where Jackson and Duncan's opinions don't matter. They are joined by Brendon and Hayden.