Bertie n Paul: Recent Episodes
Bertie n Paul
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to review Glasgow Celtic's first game of the season and our hopes and dreams for the new campaign
Paul is joined by Mikey, Dan and Martin to reflect on another amazing chapter in the history of Glasgow Celtic. The weekend when we won the league and broke Hearts.
Paul is joined by Mikey and Dan to look over a fine performance against Rangers and the final two games of the season
Paul is joined by Martin and Dan to discuss Glasgow Celtic's continued quest to catch Hearts in this league campaign.
Paul is joined by Dan, Martin and Mikey to look at Celtic's successful start to the split campaign with a fine win against Falkirk.
Paul is joined by Dan to review Glasgow Celtic's win over St Mirren in the Scottish Cup.
Paul is joined by Martin and Dan to see if there is any way Celtic can get over the line in this league race.
Paul is joined by Mikey and Dan to look back at Glasgow Celtic's victory over Motherwell and how effective one-armed keepers are in the modern game.
Paul is joined by Dan to discuss the run-of-the-mill quarter final win for Celtic against Dignity FC.
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to talk about our historical win in Germany and Celtic's hard-fought draw in Govan.
Paul is joined by Dan to look back at Glasgow Celtic's last-gasp winners against Livi and Dundee
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to count down the last few hours of Celtic's transfer window. As always, we are waiting for white smoke on any type of player to give us a fighting chance for this league.
Paul is joined by Mikey, Martin, and Dan to discuss Celtic Football's proactive approach to making it as hard as possible for us to win the league. The worry beads are out for the Hearts game.
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Martin as we review Celtic's game at the weekend and their exhausting search for a striker.
Paul is joined after the Christmas break by Dan, Mikey and Hendo to discuss the 3 -1 defeat at the weekend, Nancy is gone and MON is back.
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Martin to celebrate the end of MON and the start of the Nancy Era.
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Stephen to review the ups and downs of Glasgow Celtic. No more breaking news please just give us a manager we can get behind.
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Stephen to go over Glasgow Celtic's win in the semi final league cup
A hyper Paul is joined by Dan for a quick short podcast to talk about Martin O'Neil coming back to Celtic
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Stephen as the news drops during the podcast Rodgers has resigned.
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to pull apart Celtic latest predicament as the International break rolls through.
Paul is joined by Mikey and Dan straight after Celtics European tie against the footballing giants Braga
Paul is joined by Dan to have a look at the Celtic v Patrick Thistle game at the weekend
Paul is joined by Martin, Dan and Mikey to look back at a fighting win for Glasgow Celtic at the weekend against Killie
Paul and Dan look at Celtics Saturday statement. There might be a rant or two in this content.
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Stephen to look at Cetlic Football Clubs shocking last couple of weeks
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey, Hendo and Stephen to discuss what could be a mad week for Glasgow Celtic. Europe (Sorry half away around the world) and then back to Ibrox.
Paul is joined by Martin, Mikey and Stephen to look at the Falkirk game and look forward to Celtic in Europe
It's the start of a new season so Paul is joined by Mikey and Dan to take us through there thoughts on the greatest club in the world, Glasgow Celtic
Paul is joined by Dan and Hendo to review the Celtic game at the weekend and review the celtic news.
Paul and Dan chat about what happen to Celtic in the last game and reasons to be cheerful in the next few weeks
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey and Martin to discuss Celtic Christmas and New Year's games.
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to discuss what is happening with Glasgow Celtic as we continue to impress in Europe's elite competition.
Paul is joined by Aarons mate Dan and the Great Michael Dall to discuss Celtics win against Hearts and this weeks European Adventure.
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to wrap up the League Title in style. And look forward to the Scottish Cup Final
Paul is joined by Mikey and Dan to discuss the Hearts game at the weekend and Mikey jamminess of getting a ticket for the Rangers game
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to review last weeks action Celtic v Dundee when the father of Celtic scored a brace.
Paul is joined by Martin, Mikey and Dan to discuss Celtics Semi Final win against Aberdeen and the next game Dundee away
Paul is joined by Hendo to talk us through a weekend, when the going got tough and the bottlers got going.
Paul is joined by Dan, Hendo and the great Mikey Dall to discuss bountiful action in the transfer market, plus a new high tensity, ultra modern, gung ho, swashbuckling celtic team......
Paul is joined by Mikey and Dan to discuss the Celtic Champions league performance against Lazio
Paul is joined by Dan and Martin to discuss Celtic defeat away to Dutch Cracks Feyenoord
Paul is joined by Dan, Mikey, Hendo and Martin to discuss Celtics 1 nil win against Rangers
Paul is joined by Hendo, Mikey D and Martin K to discuss Glasgow Celtic win at Aberdeen, injuries and transfers.
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to review a lovely bank holiday weekend. As Celtic take a giant step towards a Historic treble
Paul is joined by Hendo as we look at the famous Glasgow Celtic after the World Cup. Is Ange happy?What day is it?
Paul is joined by Hendo and Dan to discuss Glasgow Celtics European adventure and last minutes win against Dundee Utd.
Paul is joined by three Celtic heavy hitters, Danny, Mikey and the great Hendo.
We dive into the European games and tip our hat to the Hearts game.
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Paul is joined by Dan to have a look at Celtic over the past few games and to look ahead to us finishing the Champions League strongly.
Paul is joined by Hendo aka Hugh Keevins on the lunch time sports desk to discuss Celtics running around a lot in the champions League 
Paul is joined by Hendo and Dan to discover that Celtic might not have any central defenders left.
Paul is joined by Dan and Mikey to review the Real Madrid game. Such a beautiful night, with Paul making a few suggestions for Ange and Dan telling Paul what to do with said suggestions.
Celtic the best club in the world
Paul is joined by East Kilbride finest Chris Nelson. Nelson is flying sole without the big personality in the changing room Mr Dickson. Chris reviews the up and coming Rangers game (The self confessed biggest club in the world) and then what we can expect from the Spanish European Champions, ( The second biggest team in the world.......)
Champions league draw as Paul is joined by hot take Mikey to look at the possibilities of us may be getting a few points in this group.
It’s all very exciting as the biggest club in European comes to Parkhead.
Paul is joined by East Kilbride finest. Mr Dickson and Mr Nelson to review Celtic’s fine European exit at the hands of Bobo Glimt. 
Paul is joined by Hendo. We review the Dundee game and the up and coming Inter Totto adventure. Should Celtic try in Euro? Should Celtic try when Free Kicks come in our area? Should Hatrickmakis stop telling the media the truth?
Paul is joined by Dan and Bertie to discuss Glasgow Celtic. Bertie gives us his unvarnished view of we’re the squad is at in this critical time. Dan focus is primary on the league as the Inter Toto comes up on Thursday. Paul again is in trouble for being on first name terms with the Rangers manager.
Paul is joined by our track side analyst Hendo. Are 3:30 Tuesday kick offs a good thing? How many left backs does it take fill a position? What type of people fill the main stand ? Find out here on the latest podder.
Paul is join by East Kilbride finest Chris Dickson to review tonight’s European adventure.
Paul is joined by Dan and Martin to discuss the latest happenings in the biggest Soap Opera in the world. Glasgow Celtic
Young Hendo drops an exclusive that has Dan shaking his head in disbelief the whole podcast.
Paul is joined by realistic Mikey and Dan to discuss Ange and Dom. Paul has hit the panicked button already, Dom’s left the building and it is up to Mike and Dan to talk a bit of sense.
Paul is joined with the housewives favourite Mikey Dall. The boys talk about a man called Ange. A man called Eddie. Also what is the best way to keep George Square tidy in the month of May.
Mikey sums up A League football.
Paul tries to believe that one man can turn this all around.
East Kilbride is back with a mixture of south London to look at the present situation at Celtic. Paul is joined by Chris Dickson, 26 years old Chris Nelson and Stephen Kane.
The East Kilbride Mafia quote Bertie, agree with Aunty Clare and retire Tom Rogic.
Paul expertly avoids Chris Nelson Scot Brown rant before going on a Celtic rant of his own. Corporate Stephen again doesn’t understand the words “I am going to rap this up”
All in all, Celtic fans telling you straight what they think about Celtic today.
Bertie has six pages of full scape. His homework is in. No spoilers but I don’t think John Kennedy passes his exams this year. Bertie talks diamonds, Gordon Marshal and an old Albert Einstein saying,
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
Thanks everybody for listening
Paul is joined by Mikey Dall to try and figure what to do with these remaining dead rubbers of the season.
Paul is joined by two East Kilbride legends to discuss Celtics trophyless season. Paul also gets to wander down memory lane.
Paul is joined by Bertie, Corporate Steve and our Financial / Technical/ Football director Mikey Dall
On Good Friday we attempt to answer the question. If Eddie Howe is appointment is it going to be any good?
Paul is joined in the studio by Mikey The Dall and Corporate Stevie. After John Kennedy dynamic, passionate. tactical display at the weekend. We analyse this amazing energetic performance. Stephen displays his ability to take any word and immediately put it into a song.
Special shout out to Holy Goalie, Stephen and Mikey’s research assistant
Ever wonder what three Scottish Celtic fans talk about bored, lockdown, on a Friday night, on Skype. Well look no further.
Paul is joined by award winning Podcast correspondent Mikey D. Also the much requested third wheel John Kennedy’s favourite fan, corporate Steve.
Paul is joined by the dream team of Mike D, Stephen and Dan.
After our own January review. The dream team passes with flying colours. In the review it was noted that Paul should talk less and be on time.
Celtic have started to win again. Paul calculates of a rangers collapse. While the dream team are far more pragmatic.
Please enjoy
When the great Hendonation declare the Celtic situation a ‘blip’. There was only going to be one outcome. Bertie got out his A4 pad and Paul watched highlights of Henri Lansbury until they came to this comprehensive answer.
Big thanks to Hendo for making us better podcasters.
Paul is joined by Dan, Stevie and Mikey D to discuss why looks are important for the modern London man. Mikey D’s developing career in stand up. Why Brian’s home schooling is a 24hr job commitment . Dan’s in-depth analysis of Hibs TV. Paul trying kid on he was a main man in Hamilton.
Oh oh and also Celtic historical 10 in a row season which is going swimmingly.
Mikey, Stevie and Danny get together to discuss Celtic Employee benefits. Is it a job for life? Is the world against Celtic? Is Celtic against Celtic? Is Duffy against Celtic.
Intro by Mikey and Stevie from a piece record by Bomber back in the late 90’s
At the end some McHammer mixing in case you wanted a few samples.
Bertie and Paul get together for a cosy Sunday afternoon chat with our tight fitting Gant gear. How is the best way to stick together with our club Celtic. Bertie idea was a bring and buy sale. Paul said may be we could have a cross bar competition or maybe produce a mix tape of Celtic songs. Bertie and Paul agreed that going to Dubai was a Bobby dazzler of an idea and this has been proven by our rapid fire return to the SPFL. It’s all rosy in the garden.
Paul is joined by Dan and Corporate Steve as we muse over important subjects. What happen to Fine Fair. What to wear when you are going for a job. Dubai looks like a fun place to visit. What does R & R stand for. How Politicians use deflection tactics.
Oh and also Celtic and their fun in the sun, nothing to see here, ten in the row, injured guys are most welcome, elite professional, morally correct, we ticked all the right boxes , the cones sit better in the sun, training camp.
Mikey D and Paulie enjoying a dark January lockdown, not in Dubai and 1000 points behind Rangers in the title race. The Dall keeps it real while Paul decides that it all must be a bad dream because nobody can mess this up as much as they have.
The Cup Final is over. Celtic overcame the tactical Master class of Hearts to win all the trophies. One smart dressed dog Walker and a man who’s mother is a steward of the people. Sit down to discuss the final and what is in store for Celtic in the next coming weeks.
The boys cover tons of topics, as Celtic turn the corner. Should you really have Santa sleigh outside Doc’s? How many hearts did Danny break in Hamilton? Does Neil Lennon actually see what the players do in training?
Dan the Hamilton superstar sits this one out. Mikey D the new father and Corporate Stevie sit down on the therapist sofa to discuss the going’s on at Celtic.
There is also bonus content of Corporate Stevie going into a Clyde One dream at the end of the podcast.
Thanks everybody for listening and stay safe.
Dan and Paul get the worry beads out and discuss if it is possible for Lennon to get us out of this mess.
Corporate Stevie takes his opportunity to assess the current Celtic Situation. Is Neil Lennon going to lead us to ten in a row. Will Stephen swerve off topic to include Calum Davidson, John Kennedy and a host of others. Listen to find out. Meanwhile Paul is struggling with his Larkhall Smugness radar reaching levels not seen since the late nighties.
Holy joins us to discuss the Radio Clyde Superscore board 1986 St Mirren v Celtic show.
On this jam packet pod the 'four man' panel discuss the Scottish football saga and Stephen firmly denies any knowledge of Sir Gentleman Weir.
After his episode broke all our podcast listening figures. London Stevie is back to put food on our table.
Bertie is back after a terrible slide tackle last week, he now has been declared fit. Detailed analysis of Scottish Football and the love of a statement.
"Michelle has somebody just stolen my car parking spot?"
Mikey D and Coperate Steve take Bertie's spot and try to live up to the legend.
This week Paul declares his love for Stephen Fletcher. Bertie takes us through his Celtic Park tour. Paul also shows everybody that his research skills are top notch........
Bertie and Paul are joined in the studio by The Holy Goalie, to analysis Celtic's up and coming game against the mighty RB Leipzig.