Lost For The Summer: Recent Episodes
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This week we cosplay as Kung Fu Panda, decide the best and worst kids names, and Matt describes his masculine paradise.
This week two youth group regulars go head to head and then we discuss hiding things from your parents and constructing the perfect lie.
This week we discover the hidden meanings buried in the lyrics of the hit holiday song, Gobble Gobble by Mathew West.
Episode Topics:
Whats the best time of day for racism?
Exploring the weirdest dating site we've ever seen.
Discovering the creepy side of craigslist.
This week we go through our Spotify wrapped and talk about our most embarrassing songs we listened to.
This week we explore the craigslist of dating apps and find a list of the top ranked religions from worst to best.
How to stop being fat. What song would you show someone to introduce them to hiphop? A man gets in a car chase in a golf cart.
This week we pick the perfect soundtrack for having a girl over for dinner, pulling off a bank heist, and picking up your dad from prison.
This week Robert and Justin wish death upon chomos. Robert then tries to learn how to love animals while Justin explains why he's a winner and everyone else is a loser.
This week Robert and Matt are talking like cowboys. Matt then introduces Robert to his Asian family, while Robert tries to help him find a wife.
This week Robert tries to date the girl from Tron Legacy while Ian role plays as Han Solo
This week we decide to introduce ourselves while Robert quizzes Ian on the definitions of weird words and phrases.
This week Ian gets assaulted by cat while Robert catches a charge for indecent exposure. We then rank holidays from best to worst and answer some more of the internets relationship questions.
This week were joined by Kaylee and Dylon to answer some relationship advice and to talk all things Jack Harlow.
This week Ian talks about a drunk lady yelling on a plane while Robert tries to dig deeper into his knowledge of Ian by getting to the bottom of the tough questions in life.
This week Robert's taking no days off while getting asked to join a threesome and Ian has some christian dating advice questions.
This week we reacted to and talked about some of the new music that has slid across our desks.
This week we talked about our favorite Disney songs and ridiculed Phil Collins. We shared some of our bad snacking habits and the perfect size for a nibble. Then we discussed vape etiquette and the worst kind of person to be.
This week our podcast gets reviewed by a highly reputable entertainment journalist Katlyn Rommel. We then spend the rest of the episode mostly talking about poop.
This week Ian, Robert, and Justin talk about the type of music they'd play when picking up their friend's hot sister, walking in on their parents, or trying to kick off their hot boy summer in the fourth edition of aux battles.
This week Ian's gone and Robert's taking over the show and it's getting serious. Matt talks about needing acceptance from people and Robert talks about the toll that not trying to fit in takes on you. Robert and Justin try to find Matt a therapist and talk about bad therapist experiences. Then everyone shares their first impressions of each other and their thoughts on Ian.
This week Robert and Ian discuss ciders and seltzers. Robert tries to explain why he's better than everyone else and how to make the mediocre matter. Then we dive into our first experience with shrooms and Roberts battle with spider demons.
This week we start the podcast by figuring out what the best morning routine is. Justin does Acid and Robert tries to find his way into a k-whole. Then we all talk about the worst date that we could take a girl out on.
This week we went back to the homeless church and it got even more interesting. Robert goes ice skating for the first time and almost poops his pants. We then discuss the wild world of John Cena and his purple bovine. Then to wrap up the episode we guess the top streamed songs of 2022.
This week Vacation Bobby is back on and he's flamboyant. We all debate the best colors as we watch this weeks CDL matches. We then try to figure out what the life of a blimp pilot looks like. Then to wrap it up we talk about the greatest Brand Spokespeople of all time.
This week we jam out to Toby Mac and some of the most classic Christian Worship jams as we discuss what it was like growing up in church. Then Justin talks about the feeling of lotion while on molly while Ian does whippets.
This week we dive into our favorite albums of the year along with some of our favorite songs of the Christmas season.
This week we dive into some of our favorite music of the year, but first we start off the podcast with some talk about this weeks matches in the CDL and our thoughts on the the Call of Duty League overall this year. We then run through a handle full of our most disappointing albums of the year and dive into our Spotify wrapped.
This week Robert and Kayla are back on and Robert's going through it. The podcast starts off hot with Robert being disrespected by Kayla. Robert then comes clean to Matt about his feelings for him. Then to wrap things up Robert goes to therapy and fights a demon.
This week we're talking about food again. Laying out our love for philly cheese steaks and what we think makes for the best hotdog and pop tart flavors. We then think back on our first apps we ever played and the slippery slope of the porn industry. Then to wrap it up, we play through and talk about Joji's new album along with the new installment of the "Church Clothes" series by Lecrae.
This week Ian feels uncomfortable in a church. Justin meets a Hand Dude out in the wild. Matt learns how to play the trombone. We then talk about new music releases and rant about the new Taylor Swift album.
This week we try to figure out how to find fulfillment in life and yell at each other about pizza.
This week we dive into the world of stretching. Ian complains about the decline of his ability to pronounce words. We then discuss our first electronics as kids and play through some of our favorite songs of all time.
This week we talk about the most ideal temperature to commit crimes. Justin takes on Christianity and the world of Lord of the Rings. We then debate the best childhood movies and try to figure out the highest rated and grossing movies of all time.
This week the gang is back together with Kayla joining Ian and Robert in a discussion about the many flavors of alcohol. Robert serves up some hot takes about cutting yourself. Ian talks about his run in with a lady of the night. Kayla and Ian then vibe out to the new J.I.D. album.
This week we reflect on the best childhood TV shows. Justin tells us about the dark sex worker ring in Long Beach. We then hash out some of our most controversial food hot takes.
This week Robert's back on and he begins to father Justin. We debate about the most promiscuous animal. Robert getting in a fist fight in the middle of the freeway and Matt gets choked out in a mosh pit.
This week Matt opens up about his life as a certified musician. Justin then puts our presidential and Kanye West knowledge to the test. We also discuss the wild laws of Illinois and what an aggravated DUI is. We then wrap up by trying to match rappers to bad rap lyrics.
This week we debate the pros and cons to circumcision. Ian Starts demanding more Harp in his music. Matt breaks down sobbing as Justin attempts to define what sobbing is. We share some of the weirder interactions we've had in the LBC. Then we wrap the episode up by playing the first addition of guess the song snippet.
This week we talk about what it takes to be a good father. We debate when to introduce your kids to video games and intercourse. We then learn the most changes baby names in America. Then we have an other addition of game night.
This week Matt tries to start a coup and take over the podcast. Justin interviews for a co-host position. We discuss our experience with smellavision. We debate who the best president would be. Then we end the podcast with an other addition of Aux Battles.
This week we take sides in the next civil war. Robert talks about his recovery process from being a guy with a Star Wars dictionary. Ian burns bridges with more potential podcast sponsors. Then we debate tooth brushing routines.
This weak Ian rants about his hatred for Buffalo Wild Wings. Robert thinks about killing himself on his bike. We hit our 90 episode mile marker and Robert gives a drunken speech about his feelings about it.
This week Robert gets a communist chest piece. We debate which fast-food chain is the most filling. Ian gets everyone hyped for church dodgeball. Then we talk about the horniest messages we've ever sent.
This week we have a full house. Our friend Ivan is in town and we do an incest intervention for him. Robert opens up about his sobriety from the shaft. Then Ian grills Kayla's new boyfriend about his swearing habits and how often he was spanked as a child.
This week we talk about Robert's struggle with social interaction and finding people that think like him, as Ian opens up about his struggles with alcoholism and the striving to sacrifice the short term for the long term.
This week Robert quells Ian's fear of podcasting. Ian brings a V8 to a foot race. Robert begins to speak into peoples lives and tells of his journey to enlightenment. Then we take some time to deconstruct our beliefs and relationships.
This week Robert becomes Italian. We debate wether or not wearing clashing brands is acceptable. Then to wrap the episode up, Robert recounts his childhood memories and his mom's weapons of mass destruction.
This week Robert gets tempted by a homeless man. Kayla shares about her time in the film industry. We take tests to see who's the most communist on the podcast. Ian lists off some signs that someones insecure. We then wrap the podcast with some more ASMR Therapy.
This week Robert defends the mormon belief systems. Ian gets insultingly hit on in public. We debate the most immature food habits. Robert dives into the world of Reddit insecurities. Ian then interviews Robert for the HR position on the podcast.
This week we debate the best place to shop. Ian lets loose with his hatred for Nicholas Cage. Robert respectfully attacks his manager. We bring back a little relationship advice onto the podcast. Then we take some time to break down our shower routines and what it says about us.
This week Robert opens up about life after you hit double digits and what his biggest physical insecurity is. Ian questions Robert on why his creative portentousness hasn't caused him to shop at Lulu Lemon. Robert answers the age old question, "How close can you get to a guy without it being gay?" We then wrap the podcast up by playing pick your poisson.
This week Robert opens up with an apology to the podcast. Tristan takes some time to educate us about the hot new alternative body part names. We debate the most red flag dogs and tattoos for guys and girls to have. We then wrap the episode up with an other addition of game night.
This week we debate the best museum to go to on a first date. Kayla's back and pretends she's not insecure anymore. Robert spots his father in the wild and gets verbally assaulted. We then wrap the episode up with the second addition of aux battles.
This week Robert goes on a journey searching for a song that tugged at his heart strings. We discuss the worst and most irresponsible things we've done behind the wheel. Robert helps people understand the world of heavy vibes and talking with your eyes. Robert verbally kicks a dinner guest in the nuts. Then Ian and Robert talk about their struggles with being steadfast.
This week we walk in the shoes of "Walmart People" and try some of their famous cuisine. Robert opens up about his cocaine addiction and what the initiated do with candy bars. We then discuss the most important aspects of a home. Ian and Robert then debate how to treat your kids and Robert helps unlock the world of tear retention.
This week Ian gets FOMO from the aids epidemic. We debate the logistics of children dating and the meaning of the first 20 years of your life. We then discuss possible plot twist in our story arc in the simulation. We debate who's the baddest woman in the Bible. Ian then defends the "regulars" of Walmart against Robert and other privileged people like him. We then wrap the episode up with a bit of slam poetry and some Christian rap freestyles.
This week we debate who is the best out of One Direction. We then give our hot takes on chickens and animal democracy. Robert becomes an HR rep and then reads suicide statistics over Christian rave music. And to wrap it up Ian gets intimate with a stuffed white tiger.
This week we try to help boost our confidence by drawing out our inner alpha. Ian rants about military time and counting things in months. We turn up to some christian remixes. Robert and Ian then get intimate and talk about weird turn ons that may be marriage deal breakers.
This week we talk about the weird world of inbreds. Robert steps up to the plate to challenge authority again. We then debate the best disability to have. Robert and Ian have an emotional moment with a soundtrack behind it. Then to wrap this episode Ian starts beef with a child.
This week we debate the differences between palpable and un-palpable masculinity. We then try to discover the best national anthem remix. Robert talks about his experiences with over weight meth heads, while Ian attempts to cancel the homeless. Tristan updates us on the latest church reviews posted to the internet. Ian explains his system for emojis and the way he expresses himself through text. Then to wrap up the episode we have an other addition of game night.
This week Robert falls in love with aids. We discuss the logistics of giving directions in steps. We then try to figure out what types of people eat at Dennis and what's a better place to sit, a booth or a chair. Robert comes to grip with the fact the he's an NPC 50% of his life and Ian declares himself as a main character in the simulation. We then dive into some hot new Christian cinema and the new Christian movies hitting the movie theater near you.
This week we figure out which country and state have the highest IQ's. Ian brings up some dos and don'ts about getting a new girl and how to not let it affect your relationship with your boys. Robert becomes a gaslighting tattoo artist boyfriend and then we help talk you through your parents divorce with the help of ASMR.
This week we try to figure out the origins of burp fetishes. Robert tries to get to the bottom of why he's always unhappy. Ian learns about ways to avoid getting possessed by demons and the types of people that are on a slippery slope to hell. We then take some time to unwind and talk to our ASMR therapist.
This week Robert and I try to figure out how to be war hero. Tristan has an affair with his friends car. Ian becomes a middle aged house wife to unwind. Robert breaks down the darkest numbers and statistics he could find. We then play a special game of aux battles to wrap up the episode.
This week we have Robert"s brother in-law on the podcast. We talk about his days or drag racing, destroying public and private property, and then wrap it up by playing If You Had To...
This week we call out transgenders for not acknowledging their privilege. We then try to decide who holds the crown for the most hypocritical group. Robert explains the similarities between alpha males and astrology girls. Ian rants about his overwhelming hatred for relatability on social media and the overall death of happiness. We then discover the world of Christian conspiracy theories through the eyes of BigNick and play the game Hot Seat and discuss our plans for the new church we're starting.
This week Robert says "F You" to his manager, we then dive deeper into atheist rap, and we end it by playing a one man drinking game.
This week we talk about strange morning routines. Robert deals with the homeless in a hypothetically illegal way. We then take some time to expose satanism in the music industry.
This week we try smelling salts, explore more alternative christian music and decide wether they are certified church camp classics or not, and react to a few Pastor melt down videos that we stumbled across.
This weak Robert talks about getting yelled out about pants. Ian and Robert dive into the world of christians hiphop. And Robert is forced to face flash backs from his childhood.
This week we talk about road rage and being petty behind the wheel. Robert talks about this aggressively Christian lady he met on the job and she drops some bars. We discuss Billy Eilish speaking out against porn and the affects it can have on you. We then try to tackle the topic of white rappers saying the N-Word.
This week we talk about Robert meeting his identical twin. Robert gets in a fight with his HR rep. We then talk about our last year and our issues and struggles with "American" Christianity.
This week we're in a different vibe and we've got some music to fit. We talk about red flags on people's instagram accounts, sleeping in the nude, and the struggle to make time for things that are important in life.
In this episode we got a sound board to mess around with and we take full advantage of that. Robert and I talk about the worst ways to text. Then Tristan and I get to enjoy hearing about Robert almost dying on his motorcycle again.
This week Robert and Ian discuss "No Fap" culture and the super powers you gain from it. Robert rants about the issues he has with nick names and the spelling of his name. We then wrap up the episode by talking about our longing for peace in life and the interesting and some what unconventional routs we take to try to find that.
This week Robert rants about the person he's stuck training and how he's managing to not lose his mind in the process. Ian talks about his struggles with opening up to people and the struggles that come with trying to work those issues out alone and with other people. Robert wraps it up by talking about his two newest near death experiences and the cost of being "cool".
This week we discuss Robert's issues with people and try to get down to the root cause of his rage. We also talk about our interactions with the homeless community and what true equality is supposed to look like.
This week we talk about our hatred for male baristas. We discuss our new care free lifestyles, which leads into Robert's new discovery on Reddit.
New episode out this Friday as well. This week Robert starts off the episodes with a heated criticism of Ian's character...followed by a laundry list fo supporting reasons. Ian reflects on his last year and some of the haunting feelings that are left for him to deal with. And Robert tries to define what growing up is, while fighting his inability to remember anything he tries to talk about.
This week Robert and I talk about how to handle a complicated relationship, the struggles that come with meaningful relationships, and how to balance between being there for someone and becoming their crutch.
This week Robert describes his gym altercations, we talk about the meaning to life, and by the end we're convinced we live in a game.
This weeks episode is long, but it's one of the best so far. Matt talks about his problems with going to college, Robert tells us about the time he beat a prick named Andrew's ass, and Kayla shows up on the podcast one last time before she moves to California.
This week Robert and I sit down and talk about Roberts newest mid life crisis. We also explain why I'm no longer editing the podcast as much, while Robert takes the time to rip me a new one about why I'm a hypocrite. Then to close it out with Robert explaining where the relationship with his mom is at these days.
This is part two to last weeks episode. This episode we talked about Robert's new love of his life and the fact that its gonna be a thicc boi summer.
Robert and I are finally back together and we were able to record. We talk about life and how to become a real adult. I didn't feel like editing this episode, so I didn't cut that much out. Hope you guys enjoy...
Its been a rough couple months for uploading the podcast, but we're trying to get back to uploading every week.
This week Kaylee and I sit down and talk about the worst parts of planning a wedding, why she hates the podcast so much, and the techniques we use to help us from not breaking up.
This week kayla and I sit down and talk about are worst job experiences involving the number 2, we dive into some of my worst songs I've ever written, and we complain about the coin star.
This week I sit down with Kayla and we talk about our childhood memoirs of making music by kicking cats, playing tag with a steak knife, and all the unsuccessful career ideas I've had.
This week Rott and I talk about the lorax and all the reasons why he speaks for the trees.
This week was a shorter episode. We talk about Robert's experience with falling in love, which coffee shop has the best service, and how Robert chooses a barber.
This week me and Rott lay out our plans for our new cult that were starting and how you guys can all join.
This week Rott and I recorded a two part episode. We sit down and talk about Rott's stories about working with older men, we tell some of our worst experiences we had with helping people move, and we discuss the best strategy on how to sell a motorcycle.
This week was a bit of a longer episode. We talk about Roberts new bike, my new purchase of Heelys, and Robert and I get GENUINE!!!! We talk about our struggles with lying, being fake to people around us, and the feelings of losing who we really are as people.
This week you guys get to join me and Matt in the middle of a conversation about writing music, being in a band, and the struggles that come with trying to be creative and successful in creative endeavors while staying true to the things you believe.
This week we talk about showing off to kids, robert getting called gay, and we get to sit down and talk with kayla.
Were back without missing a week this time. This week we talk about tattoos, seeing people poop in public, and our new favorite artist...Vin.
This week Rott and I tell some crazy drug stories, talk about why homeless people get women, and Rott's true feelings for my mom come out.
This week Rott and I sit down and talk about weird creeps at the the gym, when its ok to where a tank top, and stories about run ins with the law.
This episode Robert, Kayla, and I decide to start a church youth camp and make Robert the priest. Kayla comes forward with complaints about Ian and Robert and Kayla both mock Ian about being fat.
This week Rott and I sit down to talk about dealing with people who scream there political views at you, Rott almost kicks someones head through a windshield, and a guy gets pissed at me for my love for black olives.
This episode we talk about how and why Rott is losing his mind and we also can seem to actually end the episode.
This week was a long episode, where we talked all about school. We went into all the stories, from day one to getting threatened to being thrown out of the school, for starting a war with our teacher.
This week we let out our inner wine moms, Robert says F you to his mom, we teach people what sex is, and most importantly........we get a dub.
This episodes we talk about our hatred for each other, our new social media app idea, and how it pays to be built different.
This week we talk about my encounters with a homeless man and how he was attacked by a polar bear, I drop a freestyle about Robert's booty, and we listen to Ben Shapiro rap about the p-word.
This week we had a really random episode about a lot of stuff. Our lives have been in a weird spot and that kind of reflects in this episode lol
This week was a rather heavy handed episode. Robert and I talk about him moving out of his mom's house and the fights that lead up to it. We also talk about losing hope in life and having to give up and put your hope and trust in God.
This weeks episode I got to sit down with Matt, my original podcast partner and the co-host of the Dippin Out Podcast. We talked about why we ended the podcast, his creative ventures that he's doing now, and he says his final good bye and I love you to Billie Eilish.
This week we have a really random episode about Robert having the birds and the bees talk in the woods, I attempt to be his therapist, and talks about the pain of losing a barber.
This week Kaylee and I talk about high school relationships, all the reasons we want to break up, and our new game show to find me a wife.
This week we talk about how Robert and I went from hating each other to becoming friends, how to properly handle someone that's talking to your girlfriend, and Robert jumping a bridge on his motor cycle.
This week we talk about our life as chicken farmers, our love for frozen yogurt, and our experience with guys dressing up like Jesus.
This episode we talk about our relationships with girls, Roberts new motor cycle, and jumping a bridge in a VW Golf.
This episode we talk about our career plan and our spiral into homelessness. We also share the secrete on how to become a millionaire over night.
This is the first episode that we recorded, but we decided to release it second. This week we talk about the kind of music hate groups make, tbn church rap ciphers, and types of prayers at church.