In this episode, we're making a movie with The (Fe)male Gaze. We talk Imogen as the Sparia love child, Faran trying to date a boy who's clearly gay, Tabby needing to specify her media diet (or at least her references), Noa's mom getting the "evil addict" treatment, Greg giving us Noel Kahn vibes, and whatever the hell is (not) happening with Mouse.
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In this episode, we're experiencing the aftermath with episode 3 of Original Sin. We talk Noa rising the ranks in terms of intrigue, Tabby narrowing escaping a Prezra Fitz apartment date, Faran's parents' confusing relationship status, Karen being irredeemable, whether the theme of "original sin" proves successful, and why this show needs a Jenna.
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In this episode, we’re joined by Kelsey to do a deep dive on The Tortured Poets Department. We ponder lots of questions, such as: are there too many songs here? Does Taylor need to stop talking about Kim? Would this work better as a book of poetry? Can art be “too” personal? Which songs have gay vibes? And where does this rank for each of us on Taylor’s ever-expanding discography?
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In this episode, we’re diving into episode 2 of Original Sin: The Spirit Queen. We have lots of questions, such as: was the video of Karen a set up (and more importantly, was it even embarrassing?)? If Tabby doesn’t make a film reference every other line, will she die? Why was Imogen ever friends with Karen and Kelly? Where is the line between homage and unoriginality? Is Officer Bad Dad an omen of Toby’s future? And WHERE’S THE GAY STUFF?
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In this episode, we’re finally taking the plunge into PLL: Original Sin! We talk the pilot’s breakneck pace, the main girls’ original PLL avatars, who all might be gay here, whether this school is progressive or not, the familiar badness of all the men, and where we draw the line between rip-off and homage.
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In this episode, we’re dipping our toes into the PLL: Original Sin waters by discussing reboots: the good, the bad and the ugly! We chat about the things we do and don’t want to see on this new version of our old show, including OTP check-ins, a clearer direction for the mystery, time with the parents, (lack of) accent work, and of course, much more queerness.
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In this episode, we're taking another look at PLL's one and only Christmas episode, How the 'A' Stole Christmas. We talk the weirdness of this ep taking place post-Mona's death, what an It's a Wonderful Life homage would look like, the bizarre mechanics of Ali's Ice Ball, where the parents might've run off to, how PLL handles sentimentality, and Prezra's godforsaken Christmas chicken (ugh).
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In this episode, we're taking a long drive with Lifetime's gay thriller, You're Not Supposed to Be Here. Despite a low budget and at-times shoddy script, this TV movie has a surprisingly amount to say about queer micro-aggressions and paranoia, while the two real-life queer leads make a compelling (if often hard to root for) couple. Who knew!
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In this episode, we're fighting it out (but not really, we're pretty much in agreement on this one) with Bottoms. We talk the joy of queer dirtbags, the age old question of "do I want to kiss her, kill her, or be her?", whether this movie is heartfelt, Hazel as a Paige McCullers-type, the absurdity of the ending, and the many fun dynamics that a movie with lots of queers affords us.
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In this episode, we're joined by special guest (and resident hater) Kelsey to discuss the book-to-film adaptation of Red, White and Royal Blue. We talk the high stakes of the book, whether a fairytale can/should exist within the existing monarchy, the film's (lack of) sex scenes, whether the leads had chemistry, which books we're dying to see made into books, and, of course, Uma Thurman's Alex Drake-esque Southern accent.
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In this episode, we’re putting on our galoshes with I Know What You Did Last Summer. We talk this movie’s Rosewood-like relationship with time and space, why Scream is a far superior Kevin Williamson script, how The Jenna Thing compares to this film’s hit and run (and dump), Freddie Prinze Jr as a total loser, SMG’s turn as the Croaker Queen, and who we would cast in the 90s version of PLL.
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In this episode, we’re hopping in our pink convertible to take a trip to Barbieland! We talk our respective personal histories with Barbie, “weird” as a metaphor for queer, the power of Gloria’s speech, whether Ken is Ryan Gosling’s best role, why this film is so perfect for our current moment in time, and our ultimate ranking of Greta Gerwig’s filmography.
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In this episode, we're talking the Eras Tour with special guest, Kelsey. Vena and Kelsey saw the show in Seattle, and along with Joanna we discuss the gayest Taylor lyrics, her hottest costumes, our queer guardian angels, what it means to be a Gaylor, our show's secret songs, and the meaning of New Year's Day. Plus, an update on what's to come with the podcast!
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In this episode, we're shaking our pom poms with But I'm a Cheerleader. We talk our favorite micro moments, whether this movie could be made today, the joy of queers getting to be horny, how satire can bolster authenticity, and who we would cast in a modern remake.
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In this episode, we’re breaking down the wacky, ridiculous “reality” dating show, The Ultimatum: Queer Love. We talk the bonkers premise, the power of eliminating heterosexuality from the equation, who this season’s true villain is, how New Relationship Energy impacts the trial marriages, better options for a host, and what it actually means to be a “hell yes.”
Content warning: this episode contains discussion of domestic violence.
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In this episode, we're joined by a special guest--Joanna's partner, Kristen! We talk Ghost Whisperer, PLL vs Riverdale, Mona's queerness, mystery writing, bad murder weapons, and Kristen's many questions about this ridiculous show.
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In this episode, we’re joined by a very special guest—Vena’s girlfriend, Kelsey! We play PLL True or False, find out Kelsey’s history with the show, cover Vena and Kelsey’s relationship origin story, analyzed PLL’s femme-butch spectrum, contemplated whether Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend is a beard, and bemoan Hanna’s truly awful season 7 hair.
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In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on the villains of PLL. We talk about what makes a good antagonist, who gets a redemption arc (and who doesn’t), the way that queerness and villainy are connected in Rosewood, which category of antagonist is the most compelling, whether any PLL villains could exist on other shows, and, once again, we return to the topic of Sara Harvey’s hands.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of misogyny, ableism, transphobia, sexual assault and homophobia.
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In this episode, we're diving into the muck with the men of PLL! We decide once and for all who the worst man is, discuss which men we headcanon as queer, ponder what it would be like if a single man in Rosewood was held accountable, count down the worst moments of each of the boyfriends, consider the role of patriarchy in PLL, and ask the question: Pretty Little Dads--why so bad?
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In this episode, we’re finally getting to discuss one of our favorite topics: our beloved Vanderjesus! We talk Mona as a queer character, who we ship her with, our favorite Mona quotes and moments, why her canon ending isn’t a happy one, what we want for her future, and, yes, her brief time on the Spinoff That Shan't Be Named.
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In this episode, we’re diving deeper into the muck that is Till DeAth Do Us PArt. We talk the show’s bizarre messaging that redemption is impossible, what we want for each of the Liars in the future, why Alex Drake makes a terrible A, Mona’s ending as a tragedy, the joylessness of the OTPs, our dream Aria wedding dress, and other actually good series finales.
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In this episode, it’s the end of the road, guv’nor, with Till Death Do Us Part. We talk Aria’s hideous wedding dress, a Clue-style version of the Emison pugprosal, Haleb’s marriage clearly being on the brink of divorce, Prezra’s alter-skipping not seeming out of character, everyone hopping back on the We Hate Mona train, the return of the drunk moms, this episode’s many raw red herrings, and, oh yes, Alex Drake.
We’ll be back next week with more thoughts and reflections on this episode as a series finale and how it reflects on PLL as a whole (aka badly).
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In this episode, we’re talking to dead bodies with Farewell, My Lovely. We discuss Aria’s off-screen speed-therapy, Caleb proving to be an even worse husband than he was boyfriend, Ali receiving a couple more rounds of blame for literally everything, Charlotte’s murder being solved in a supremely unsatisfying way, Mary Drake showing up for Spencer like no Hastings ever has, and Tanner gobbling down the very last of the scenery.Content warning: this episode contains mentions of transphobia, mental health issues and suicide.Next week is the FINALE of PLL! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re running down the clock with Choose or Lose. We talk Emison’s not-so-steamy woods hookup, the audacity of Caleb to spring a surprise wedding on Hanna, whether Spencer and Mona got to have sex off-screen, the horror that is this Alex/Toby situation, Aria’s eventful phone calls with AD, and Tanner returning to devour what remains of the show’s scenery.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of rape and pedophilia.
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In this episode, we’re hunting for shovels with Driving Miss Crazy. We talk Mona and Emily’s fake couple antics, Veronica cleaning up Peter’s messes, Haleb’s tent sex redux, Spencer’s Mary Drake connection, Ashley’s sassy new haircut, and the campy musical glory of Aria’s dream space.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of statutory rape.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of trauma and self-harm.
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In this episode, we’re flooding tiny rooms with The Glove That Rocks the Cradle. We talk Aria’s dramatic descent into delightful destruction, Spencer getting noir-y with Marco, Lucas teaching us the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel, Emison finally achieving #Endgame status, Haleb acknowledging their past mistakes, and Prezra performing an exorcism (of sorts).
Content warning: this episode contains brief mentions of grooming and misgendering.
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In this episode, we’re reading comic books with In the Eye Abides the Heart. We talk the sheer delight of everything Avataria, Paige McCullers getting the send-off she deserves, Mona getting hot and heavy with the game, Aria finally standing up to Prezra, the adventures of the Not Fishing Bros, and how much we love Troian’s directing.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of sexual assault, forced pregnancy, suicide and misgendering.
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In this episode, we’re shopping for baby clothes with Power Play. We talk Emily and Paige’s bizarre method of decision-making, Prezra’s apartment regaining its second story, the incredible laziness of the Pastor Ted and Sydney “reveals,” Peter Hastings proving to be an even worse parent than previously understood, Aria’s manic looking-at-a-screen face, and Ali getting faced with the most violating A.D. scheme to date.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of sexual violence, forced pregnancy, mental illness and misgendering.
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In this episode, we’re playing pingpong with Hold Your Piece. We talk the horrifying return of the Hannakin, Spencer getting a heaping pile of needless Marco backstory, Toby and Yvonne’s quickie deathbed wedding, Aria learning how to hack in a day, Sydney’s gay muppet voice, and Caleb losing another fan with his “spicy tuna roll” remark.
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In this episode, we’re seeing red discussing These Boots Were Made for Stalking. We talk the absolute garbage fire that is this Addison plot, what might be included in a Mary Drake character description, Aria’s coming out cooking show, whether Spencer’s been face-napped by Alex Drake, who Sydney hooked up with off screen, and Mona doing her best to make this episode in any way watchable.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of homophobia and sexual abuse of teens/children, as well as mentions of substance abuse and suicide.
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In this episode, we’re walking up some surprise stairs with Playtime. We talk the hats on hats nature of Liars’ Lament, Aria getting terrible advice to plan a wedding sans groom, Spencer’s 1940s birth flashback, Vandermarin starring in their own delightful fashion romcom, poor Mrs. Horowitz having to handle an avalanche of lesbian drama, and Holden returning as the ultimate gay BFF.
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Regarding our last episode, a quick but important retraction. Thank you all for your listenership and grace. We take this platform seriously and are sorry for not doing more thorough research.
In this episode, we’re rounding up our various—and mostly queer—highlights of 2022. We talk our favorite shows, books, movies and music, as well as some pop culture moments, YouTubers, essays, personal victories, and, of course, our beloved listeners. See you in 2023! And please send us your highlights of the last year!Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on the sibling relationships of PLL. We talk Jason as a cautionary tale, Melissa as Spencer’s mirror, Aria as Mike’s third parent, Charlotte searching for family connection, which set of PLL brothers are the worst, and (sigh) Alex Drake, innit.
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In this episode, we’re talking headcanons: the silly, the sad and the nonsensical. Which of the OTPs will be first to divorce? Who does Ashley Marin have sex dreams about? What are the Liars’ favorite TV shows? How many people has Noel Kahn hooked up with? What is the darkest timeline? And which popular femslash couple does Joanna not ship?
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of disordered eating, pedophilia, substance abuse and self harm.
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In this episode, we're talking Taylor Swift! We discuss our personal histories with the music of Ms. Swift, which albums match which Liars, the Taylor lyrics that remind us of PLL, Gaylor thoughts and theories, and the inherent queerness of Taylor songs.
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In this episode, we’re talking Liar costumes! We study lewks from various dances, funerals, Halloweens and other Rosewood events to determine the best, worst and queerest outfits worn by our favorite PLLs. Follow along on our instagram to check out the pictures for yourself and see if you agree with our takes! @everybodyapodcast
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In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on all things Jenna Marshall. We talk about Jenna’s various queer dalliances, how the show completely fails her as a character with a disability, why the Toby abuse plot doesn’t serve either of them, whether the Liars ever atone for blinding her, our headcanons for the Cavanaugh/Marshall parents, and our favorite Jenna lines and moments.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of sexual abuse and ableism.
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SPOILERS FOR DO REVENGE! In this episode, we’re taking a neon trip to Miami with the film Do Revenge. We talk the leads’ incredible chemistry, what makes this movie a love story, the delightful inclusion of Sarah Michelle Gellar, which PLL characters we’re reminded of, the revenge plots we’d dream up for the Liars, and whether or not the run-time is too long.
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In this episode, we’re getting beheaded with The Darkest Knight. We talk Paige saying the quiet part loud, Alex Drake throwing a kiss-shaped wrench in Toby’s life, Jenna going full Wait Until Dark, Mona once again proving her eternal devotion to Hanna, the confounding use of police scanners and news footage, and Sydney strolling back into town with more beef up her sleeve.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of sexual assault.
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In this episode, we’re playing Clue with The Wrath of Kahn. We talk the disappointing choice to involve Noel in the Dollhouse, Aria and Jason being tasked with tracking down yet another file, Paige still carrying an obvious torch for Emily, Sara’s baffling phone wallpaper choice, Spencer having nothing to do in the ramp-up to her mom reveal, and Sabrina’s red flag cupcakes.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of date rape and coercion.
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In this episode, we’re getting nosebleeds with Exes and OMGs. We talk the “may or may not” nature of Nicole’s imminent rescue, The Radley’s potential Hanna Protocol, Emily lacking main character energy as she navigates a possible new job and the return of Paige, the way-too-involved backstories of the Doctors Cochran, yet another plot point that hinges on a file, and The Grunwald resurfacing to make us ask, “WTF?” Content warning: this episode contains mentions of rape, abortion and alcoholism. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re drinking copiously with Original G’A’ngsters. We talk the mean-spirited treatment of Jenna, Aunt Carol’s secret storm cellar, Jason returning as White Jesus, Pam’s bizarre Bride Pride birthday, Prezra trying to bundle Aria off to Italy, and the Liars being terrible at crime. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of sexual assault, grooming, substance abuse and mental illness. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re storming out of rooms with Wanted: Dead or Alive. We talk Aria’s terrifying pond scum sweater, Jenna’s confounding Charlotte flashback, Spanna’s nighttime park rendezvous, Mary Drake continuing to do the most, Emily and Ali as the most confounding OTP, and Sara Harvey deserving better.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of both intimate partner violence and violence against queer women.
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In this episode, we’re losing all our money with Along Came Mary. We talk Jenna and Sara as Sour Girls, Hanna being weirdly trapped at the Brew, Emily and Sabrina’s horrid overnight date, Caleb leveling up his bad boyfriend-ing by hiding out at a state park, Ali and Mary living out a Baby Jane-esque psychodrama, and the Prezria proposal that absolutely no one (meaning us) was asking for. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re badly covering up a murder scene with Hit and Run, Run, Run! We talk the welcome return of an engaged Ashley Benson, Spencer fully hitting the self-destruct button, Aria and Ali as fractured mirrors of one another, the Liars’ division of labor post-car crash, Vanderjesus once again saving the day, and Caleb falling even further from our good graces.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of substance abuse, sexual assault, self-harm, suicidal ideation, and intimate partner violence.
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In this episode, Vena is joined by special guest Jamie (Kidfish on AO3) for a spirited discussion about Teenage Bounty Hunters and specifically Stepril. We talk our favorite moments from canon, what we would’ve loved to see in season 2, why Stepril has such staying power, some our favorite fics and authors, our headcanons about the characters, and the joy of a supportive fandom. Plus, we spend a few minutes chatting about The Wilds and why we both ship Fatin/Leah.
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Brief update about where we've been. Hope to connect with you all again soon! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re playing script doctor with The Talented Mr. Rollins. We talk Hanna and Aria’s nonsensical trip to Amish country, Yvonne and her cute outfits getting zero attention from Toby, Spencer giving Caleb a million outs that he doesn’t take, Emily’s suspenders making everyone a little bit gayer, the continued trend of us hearing about scenes that we don’t actually get to see, and Ali’s wandering womb leaving her literally voiceless.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of mental health issues and abusive dynamics.
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In this episode, we’re getting fired with Bedlam. We talk the continued campy delights of Mary Drake, Liam becoming our hero by referring to Prezra as a predator, Hanna and Jordan’s relationship being dealt with through lazy cutaways, Emily and Spencer having the same conversation three times, Caleb proving himself incredibly unworthy of any potential girlfriends, and Ali’s medical trauma being expressed through extreme sweatiness.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of trauma and predatory behaviors.
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In this episode, we’re tailing a secret twin with Tick-Tock, Bitches. We talk the absolute chutzpah of one Mary Drake, Elliot making it clear that he is very evil and very British, Emily’s selective amnesia disappearing just long enough to remind us that Emison is a thing, Aria embodying the “Kim, there's people that are dying” meme, Alex Drake proving that she’s gay for all the Liars with a top-notch Spanna scene, and Caleb dealing with his cheating guilt by being the absolute worst to anyone and everyone.
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SPOILERS FOR I KISSED SHARA WHEELER! In this episode, we’re leaving secret messages with I Kissed Shara Wheeler. We talk this book’s many similarities to some of our other favorite media properties (PLL, TBH and Buffy, to name a few), the story’s celebration of queerness in all its forms, the pitch-perfect references to Phantom of the Opera and A Midsummer Night’s Dream, the trope-tastic nature of the various ships, the delightful inclusion of a scene set in the air ducts, and which moments made us laugh and/or cry.
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In this episode, we’re taking a trip across the pond to talk about Ragdoll—AKA the British mystery show where Lucy Hale plays queer. We talk about the annoying straight dude main character, how this series handles mental health and unreliable narrators, Lucy’s tattoos / soft butch wardrobe, her character’s many similarities to Aria Montgomery, her delightful apathy toward any and all men, and her extremely shippable dynamic with her female costar. Spoilers for all of season 1 of Ragdoll. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of violence, suicide, abuse and mental illness. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re heading back to the ’90’s with Cruel Summer. We talk the central mystery’s many parallels to PLL, our delight in seeing predatory behavior framed as wrong, how the ending recalibrates everything we think we know about the characters, the inherent queerness of Jeanette’s Kate obsession, the important role that therapy plays in the narrative, and the lovely soft epilogue of Kate and Mallory’s relationship.
Spoilers for all of season 1 of Cruel Summer.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of grooming, sexual assault, domestic violence and suicide.
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In this episode, we’re taking a trip to Woodsboro as we discuss the Scream franchise. We talk the inherent queerness of Ghostface, why this most recent sequel works better than some others, the way this script tackles toxic fandom, how we feel about Dewey’s ultimate fate, which PLL cast members we’d like to see in Scream 6, and our immense love for Neve Campbell. Spoilers for all Scream movies. Content warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence. Here is the Kevin Williamson interview we reference. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re heading to a “comedy concert” with And Just Like That… We talk the purpose of this reboot, the absence of Samantha, our feelings on Miranda’s coming out arc, our hopes for season 2, how the characters have and haven’t changed, and whether Che Diaz is this show’s Sara Harvey. Spoilers for all of And Just Like That…
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In this episode, let's talk about sex, baby! We explore why sex is often a stand-in for communication in PLL, whether pleasure can ever exist without trauma on this show, what the Liars think about when they masturbate, the connection between appetite and desire, the writers' refusal to name bisexuality, and how the show tends to treat more hedonistic characters.
Content warning: this episode contains references to sexual assault, substance abuse, eating disorders, transphobia, biphobia, intimate partner violence and mental health stigma.
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In this episode, we’re celebrating the big, beautiful heart of our (once?) beloved Hanna Marin. We talk Hanna’s incredible capacity for loyalty and forgiveness, how her self-image sets her apart from the other Liars, what it would take for Vandermarin to actually happen, the impact of having Ashley as a parent, the role that class plays in Hanna’s arc, and whether Hanna ever figures out exactly who she is.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of disordered eating and abusive relationships.
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In this episode, we’re investigating whether Emily Fields is still being written as a queer character. We talk the role of the queer character as supportive best friend, why Paige McCullers feels more explicitly gay than Emily, what Emily’s type might be, one-liners that could have referenced Emily’s queerness and improved the half-season as a whole, our wish that the Liars’ got to masturbate, and, inevitably, Teenage Bounty Hunters.
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In this episode, we’re building an electric fence with Hush, Hush, Sweet Liars. We talk the ridiculous Dallas-esque reveal of Mary Drake, Caleb getting clam-jammed with multiple ladies, the continued and deeply upsetting assassination of Hanna Marin, Emison getting the most depressing “OTP” moment imaginable, Prezra’s man pain resulting in a Prezria hookup, and whether this is the worst season finale of the entire series (spoiler: it most certainly is).
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In this episode, we’re seething with rage at Did You Miss Me? We talk the utter cruelty of Hanna and Caleb’s latest “plan,” Spencer showing her true Hastings colors, the extremely unwelcome return of an ultra-smarmy Lucas, Aria being saddled with a black box-theater rendition of Prezra the Man Baby, Ali getting obviously tripped by her husband despite everybody acting like she wasn’t, and our ideas for more uses of the coconut oil masks.
Content warning: this episode contains references to domestic violence and substance abuse.
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In this episode, we’re getting menaced by a smart loft with Burn This. We talk Ashley clearly shipping Vandermarin, Liam sharing our reservations about Prezra, Emily being distracted by loud noises, Hanna wearing a confounding sweater, Toby going full Mad Dad on Spencer and Caleb, and the timeline once again making our heads spin.
Content warning: this episode contains brief mentions of physical abuse.
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In this episode, we’re being strong-armed into performing marriage ceremonies with We’ve All Got Baggage. We talk the beginning of Spencer’s downward trajectory, Emily making wild assumptions about the state of her eggs, Byron planning a wedding that’s all about his own redemption, Hanna constantly getting interrogated about her Spaleb feelings, Prezria continuing to shock us by being one of the show’s best dynamics, and Melissa’s delightful drunken meltdown in a London bathroom.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of sexual abuse and substance use.
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In this episode, we’re staying at a no-tell motel with Where Somebody Waits for Me. We talk Mona wanting to kiss Caleb’s girlfriends, Hanna grabbing Emily’s boob, Veronica’s days seeming numbered, the show definitely misunderstanding how egg donation works, the latest in extremely vague and specific murder weapons, and Prezria (shockingly) getting the most interesting storyline of them all.
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In this episode, we’re using a selfie stick to snoop with Do Not Disturb. We talk Spencer and Yvonne’s adorable lunch date, Sara Harvey awkwardly flirting with Alison, Aria continuing to mostly interact with objects, Ella finding new ways to fail as a parent, the Hanna/Emily loft sitcom of our dreams, and the welcome return of Team Sparia.
Content warning: this episode contains a brief mention of sexual assault.
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In this episode, we’re counting golf clubs with New Guys, New Lies. We talk Yvonne deserving a better beard than Toby, Emily and Sabrina being the new Ashley and Ted, Aria sharing most of her scenes with inanimate objects, Spaleb continuing to give us sapphic vibes, the inherent queerness of dossiers and debates, and Hanna just assuming that everyone in the world would want to date Spencer.
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In this episode, we’re eating frozen juice concentrate with The Gloves Are On. We talk Aria going all in as the Bonnie to Prezra’s Clyde, Pam finally learning the extent of Emily’s lies, Hanna/Ashley Benson’s many moments of greatness, how Lucas is basically Joss Whedon, why Spaleb is exciting to a queer audience, and the deeply silly reveal of what actually happened to Sara Harvey’s hands.
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In this episode, we’re assembling a table—for some reason—with Charlotte’s Web. We talk Aria and Liam’s screwball sex comedy, Emily and Sabrina’s horrifying “meet cute,” Spencer and Caleb’s Before Sunrise ripoff, Jordan being a terrible party guest, Alison’s deliciously bitchy toast, and one more clue being offered in the ongoing mystery of Sara Harvey’s hands.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of alcoholism and transphobia.
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In this episode, we’re celebrating the ultimate messy bitch who lives for drama, AKA Charlotte DiLaurentis! We talk our favorite Charlotte moments, how we would have constructed her redemption arc, her best moves as ‘A,’ the way she fits into the legacy of DiLaurentis women, whether she loved Alison, and if we actually believe that she’s dead.
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In this episode, we’re joining the Coven of the Sacred Cocktails with Of Late I Think of Rosewood. We talk Prezra's latest round of man-pain, a surprisingly enjoyable showing from Toby, Aria’s stirring moment of honesty, Spaleb’s exciting chemistry, WTF happened to Sara Harvey’s hands, and the shockingly high final tally of drinks consumed in this episode.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of transphobia, addiction, and mental health stigma.
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In this episode, we’re readying ourself to take the jump as we chat all things #FiveYearsForward. We talk about our biggest hopes and disappointments, which storylines are the outright stupidest, the supporting characters we were most and least excited to see back, how we wish the OTPs had been handled, which New Guys are the worst, and our hot takes on the few highlights of this upcoming post-jump era.
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In this episode, we’re staring at a holographic screen with Game Over, [Deadname]. We talk the Liars’ bizarre inactivity throughout this episode, the highly questionable parenting choices of Jessica DiLaurentis, why everything about the Charlotte reveal sucks so royally, Sara Harvey really needing to work on her evil villain lines, Radley’s extremely lax rooftop policies, and the shipper scraps that we cling to like life rafts.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of transphobia, mental illness, abuse, and (ugh) incest.
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In this episode, we’re spilling both wine and secrets with Last Dance. We talk the lack of any type of security at Rosewood High’s prom, the underwhelming nature of the Liars’ “fairytale” lewks, our desperation for Hanna and Caleb to just break up already, Spencer having to play the role of romantic consultant for Ali and Lorenzo, Clark revealing that he’s actually been starring in 21 Jump Street, and the filler-y but ultimately quite fun Liar moms caper.
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In this episode, we’re drinking tea and eating soup with FrAmed. We talk Linda Tanner fancying herself the Clarice Starling of Rosewood, the Spanna Detective Agency’s bizarre (but delightful) interrogation of the Carissimi Group, Prezra and his terrible shirt holding down the fort for all bad boyfriends, Aria getting blown off as Emily’s prom date in favor of (ugh) Sara Harvey, Alison stumbling upon the Rosewood PD’s spectacularly incompetent ‘A’ investigation room, and one more blandly handsome white man acting as our final red herring.
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In this episode, we’re getting pelted by tennis balls with O [Sibling], Where Art Thou. We talk Mike once again proving himself to be the best man in Rosewood, Emily wanting to keep Sara as her captor, Jason and Lorenzo’s dick measuring contest, Mona owing Ali more than just a car ride, Kenneth drinking bathroom coffee, and Toby screwing up the whole mission by accidentally getting way too high.
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In this episode, we’re cowering from a rabid raccoon with No Stone Unturned. We talk Emily servicing all the women of Haiti, Mona saving the day, Sara’s confusion over Kimye, the continuing adventures of the Spanna Detective Agency, Caleb taking Ashley’s advice in a very weird direction, and the creepy doll with distinct That’s So Avataria vibes.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of drug use, sexual assault and misgendering.
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In this episode, we’re having a filler-ific dream ballet with She’s No Angel. We talk Emily and Sara’s sketchy AF visit to the tattoo parlor, Spencer’s nonsensical relationship with edibles, Hanna proving she’s not a “bag of hair” by defending her wife Mona, Aria embracing the creepy through her doll photos, Caleb successfully building a business entirely off-screen, and Alison’s blueberrification getting a healthy dose of heteronormativity in the form of Lorenzo the Redeemer.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of drug use.
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In this episode, we’re getting trapped in a dark room with Don’t Look Now. We talk Ali’s misplaced family grief, Sara “Stale Crackers” Harvey getting a date full of leftovers with Emily, Hanna setting some satisfying limits with Mad Dad Caleb, Spencer’s need for sleep introducing her to Sabrina the Baker, Aria and her amulet finally getting to process her trauma, and Jason’s hilarious post-elevator crash flashback.
Content warning: this episode contains mentions of suicide, misgendering and drug use.
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In this episode, we’re taking a shower with Songs of Experience. We talk the show’s baffling portrayal of Sara Harvey’s trauma, Hanna spearheading the Liars getting into therapy, Spencer trying to untangle her relationships with her siblings and sort-of-siblings, Alison’s journey of self-reflection getting derailed by this (ugh) Lorenzo plot, Aria and Prezra engaging in some highly unethical cop role-play, and the latest A twist taking an unexpected detour into imaginary friend territory.
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In this episode, we’re tearing down our wallpaper with Songs of Innocence. We talk the blueberry-ification of Alison, Emily’s bizarre and sudden fixation on Sara Harvey, Spencer getting absolutely zero support from her alleged family, Aria’s glorious STOP MEN dress, Hanna and Ashley breaking our hearts, and the impact of an episode that lets things breathe.
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In this episode, we’re calling it in(!) with Game On, [Deadname]. We talk Sara Harvey’s confusing character introduction, the validity of Andrew’s MRA notebook, Caleb and Prezra squabbling throughout their very bad plan, Jason nearly getting shot in his own living room, the Liars going full pyromaniac as a means of escape, and this script’s absolutely confounding commitment to transphobia at every turn.
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In this minisode, we’re chatting about the way that PLL’s Dollhouse mirrors Britney Spears’ conservatorship. We talk about the parallels regarding constant surveillance, the performance of femininity, who does or does not benefit from this degree of control, the danger of offering compassion, and the idea of being dressed up and made to dance.
Content warning: this episode contains detailed discussion about the real-life physical, mental and emotional abuse that Britney Spears has experienced.
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In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on our favorite queer swimmer, one Ms. Emily Fields. We countdown our favorite Emily lewks, ponder how Maya surviving might have impacted Emily’s arc, share our hopes for Emily’s post-divorce future, question whether she actually is The Loyal One, commiserate over the baffling treatment of the character post-jump, and celebrate that she is a babe magnet in any universe.
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In this episode, we’re making the case for why Spencer Hastings is indisputably queer. We talk Spencer’s queerest lewks, her undeniable chemistry with various female characters, where she falls on the Paris Geller to April Stevens continuum, which queer Spencer pairings we most wish would have been made canon, how her family might react if she came out, and the way that Alex Drake functions as Spencer’s version of Vamp Willow.
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In this episode, we’re playing Mystery Date with Welcome to the Dollhouse. We talk this episode’s sickening choice to focus on A’s gender considering what’s to come, Peter Hastings casually threaten to murder a teenager, Officer Toby getting to live out his cop fantasy, Tanner consuming ALL of the scenery, the quintessential PLL-ness of Mona brushing her hair in a gas mask, and whether the Liars’ prom dresses are period appropriate.
Content warning: the episode in question is filled to the brim with transphobic dialogue and attitudes. We do our best to talk thoughtfully and carefully about these choices, which means that our conversation contains intense content pertaining to transphobia in both media and the real world.
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In this episode, we’re throwing grapefruits with I’m a Good Girl, I Am. We talk Prezra and Caleb’s Shakespearian custody dispute over poor Mike, this episode’s many instances of Surprise Andrew, New Character Kendra functioning as the ultimate hat on a hat, who we think would make a more compelling star witness than Lesli Stone, Spencer and Emily’s bizarrely leggy sleuthing outfits, and the joy of watching Toby get doors slammed in his face.
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In this episode, we’re witnesses for the prosecution with The Melody Lingers On. We talk Emison’s moving rainy phone call, Aria’s baffling jacket/skirt combination, Caleb eating Spencer’s cookie, why Ali’s lawyer might be so incompetent, this episode’s surprising amount of apologies, and Jason’s airhead routine having disastrous (but ultimately kind of welcome) results for our dear Ashley Marin.
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In this episode, we’re playing a game of darts with To Plea or Not to Plea. We talk this episode’s weird tonal dissonance, Prezria’s straight couple drama sending Emily on a solo mission, Hanna finally ‘fessing up to Ashley about 'A,' Alison’s nebulous prison attack, whether we’d like Spencer’s British paramour if they were a woman, and the Hastings Take London spinoff of our dreams. Content warning: this episode contains brief discussions of self-harm and sexual assault. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re taking a trip across the pond with Bloody Hell. We talk Alison beginning her metamorphosis into a pod person, the Glass Slipper Collective’s weird bait-and-switch with Emily, Hanna and Aria’s delightful burn unit caper, the hilariously over-the-top Britishness of Spencer’s visit to London, Andrew seeming sketchier with every scene, and the likelihood that Prezra is off somewhere working on the Dollhouse.
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In this episode, we’re very slowly climbing a tree with Pretty Isn’t the Point. We talk Johnny Garbage Artist fancying himself the next Banksy, Mike possibly setting up a clandestine woods hookup with Andrew, Caleb giving a tutorial in how to be an unsupportive partner, Talia and her husband proving what a good match they are by both being terrible people, Spencer knowing her way around a toolkit, and, of course, the magic and mystery that is Hanna’s rage dance to Bang Bang.
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In this episode, we’re donating blood (for some reason) with Out, Damned Spot. We talk Tom Marin really coming for that Worst Liar Dad award, Prezra continuing to be a terrible boss who divulges personal information about his employees, Spencer getting tricked into committing a crime by that douchey trickster Johnny Garbage Artist, Andrew swooping back onto the scene when he senses a vulnerable woman in need of some “tutoring,” the possibility that Mike Montgomery has an OnlyFans, and the surprising but not particularly menacing return of the artist formerly known as Cyrus Petrillo.
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In this episode, we’re whispering into pretentious inventions with Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me. We talk Hanna’s glorious take-down of Holbrook, Emily’s bizarre relationship convo with Caleb, Aria not trying at all when tasked with investigating her brother, Spencer pretending to be interested in Garbage Artist Johnny, Lesli Stone clearly not being who she says she is, and Mona returning for some fantastically queer sleepover flashbacks.
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In this episode, we’re getting frozen half to death with The Bin of Sin. We talk Jason being the one man in Rosewood to respect a boundary, Prezra pulling out all the passive aggressive moves when finally faced with Aria’s letter, Talia’s strange choice to offer Emily a plate of mashed potatoes, Toby continuing to choose being a police officer over being a good boyfriend, Hanna taking matters into her own hands when it comes to destroying evidence, and why that freeze dried bag of almonds got so much screentime.
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In this episode, we’re crawling through the air ducts with Over a Barrel. We talk Pastor Ted’s disastrous marriage proposal, Talia’s wildly inappropriate “bun” question, Aria going full Task Rabbit, Spaleb’s sexy/creepy storage locker date, Prezra flexing his victim complex as the big boss man, and Johnny Garbage Artist’s desperate need for an egg.
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In this episode, we’re watching guts spill out of teddybear-dogs with Fresh Meat. We talk Alison bringing the feral energy in prison, Spencer and Caleb’s combustable chemistry, Ashley’s surely satisfying hookup with Jason, Emily and Aria both spinning out with major hat party energy, Prezra proving himself utterly inept at management on Day 1 of owning the Brew, and Hanna coming into her power on her solo Holbrook mission.
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In this episode, we’re getting a reading from the Grunwald with Through a Glass, Darkly. We talk Emily’s (and the writers') incredibly lackluster farewell to poor Paige, Aria getting stapled to a wall, Hanna’s lovely daughter-in-law vibes with Leona Vanderwaal, Jason being caught between his two families, Mike breaking our hearts in his Mona grief, and the Rosewood PD once again proving their complete lack of competence.
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In this episode, we’re breaking down the good, the bad and the ugly of PLL Endgame Couples/OTPs. We talk the best/worst scenes for each couple, which marriages are most likely to end in affairs, the toxic messages reinforced by the couples staying together, the ways in which the relationships replicate each Liar’s parents’ marriage, the sexiness of Spaleb, and whether or not Emison even qualifies as an OTP.
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In this episode, we’re once again joined by special guest SJ to discuss all things Alison DiLaurentis! We talk favorite Emison scenes, some Ali hot takes, our hopes for Alison post-series, the core elements of Alison that are genuine and true, the impact of Mrs. D and Charlotte on Ali’s personality, and which other women we think/hope that Alison has hooked up with.
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In this bonus episode, we’re decking the halls as we discuss the highly controversial queer Christmas “romcom,” Happiest Season. We talk Harper being the worst, Jane being the best, whether this movie would work better in a different time period, why Riley might be a better partner for Abby, what the discourse says about this current moment in queer representation, and whether we’ll watch it again next year.
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In this episode, we’re dressing as old-timey nurses with Taking This One to the Grave. We talk Mona officially becoming our dear Vanderjesus, everyone suddenly deciding Alison is Ted Bundy, Spoby engaging in some nauseating cop role-play, Paige being a simp for Emily and her Christmas cheer, Hanna proving once and for all that she’s a genius, and how much we love Leona Vanderwaal.
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In this episode, we’re #Haunted with No One Here Can Love or Understand Me. We talk the ridiculous wrap-up to Ravenswood, Spencer’s repeated viewings of Melissa’s confession video, Byron eschewing parenting in favor of re-blocking his fedora, Aria and Mona’s Lost in Translation moment, Emily treating dating like musical chairs, and Hanna having to listen in on Spoby phone sex.
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In this episode, we’re running a loop with A Dark Ali. We talk Spencer’s multiple Queer Lewks, Tanner’s confusing approach to the Cyrus investigation, Melissa extending an unlikely olive branch, Vandermarin’s thigh caresses and blue snarf stake-out, Ella working hard for that Worst Parent in Rosewood title, and Emily rather suddenly cutting the cord with Alison.
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In this episode, we’re seeing double with March of Crimes. We talk Spencer’s wacky trip to the eye doctor, Sydney continuing her Single White Female/wifey routine, Aria finally wising up to the fact that Zack is a creep, Hanna having her honor defended by Caleb’s toxic masculinity, Alison floundering when she’s not at the center of the Liars’ drama, and Noel Kahn making a bizarre choice about the best time and place to listen to his super secret tapes.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of grooming behaviors, sexual harassment and substance abuse.
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In this episode, we’re getting trapped in the stables with Scream for Me. We talk the devastating aftermath of Zack hitting on Hanna, the utterly bizarre pivot of Toby becoming a cop, Aria failing at both her job and at being a good friend, Sydney continuing to simultaneously flirt with and “no-homo” Emily, Ashley stepping up as the single supportive adult in Ali’s life, and Noel Kahn providing this episode with its finest action sequence.
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In this episode, we’re headed to the Fields house for dinner with The Silence of E. Lamb. We talk Aria’s way problematic Radley encounters, awkward Sydney’s quest to discover the Liars’ BEEF with Jenna, Alison playing the role of demure daughter-in-law to Pam, Caleb’s frankly baffling beer consumption choices, Spencer and Melissa dealing with hats on rats, and Hanna knowing what Hanna means.
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In this episode, we’re finding rats in our lockers with Run, Ali, Run. We talk Emily’s Head Butch in Charge energy, Hanna and Travis’s silly putty breakup, Prezra pulling the “I’m a powerful white man” routine on Tanner, Spencer attempting to Parent Trap her parents, Toby and his father’s broken leg being conveniently offscreen, and Emison’s Taylor Swift-esque episode ending.
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In this episode, we’re getting slapped in a church with Miss Me x 100. We talk the debut of Bad Girl Hanna and Haunted Scruffy Caleb, Toby doling out advice from both on high and while possibly being high, Aria doing some charged grief processing with Jenna, the likelihood that Lucas’s girlfriend is imaginary, Prezra’s offensive and upsetting leg hair, and—most importantly—the simultaneous joy and disappointment of the (in)famous Emison sex scene.
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In this episode, we’re planting seasonally inappropriate flowers with Thrown From the Ride. We talk Andrew’s thirst for both water and Spencer, Aria and her Heisenberg hat continuing down a guilt/shame spiral, Hanna making some bad choices when Ali deputizes her as messenger, Emily playing the numbers game with regards to potential love interests, Paige taking strides toward personal growth, and Mona continuing to freak everyone out with her popping up out of nowhere routine.
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In this episode, we’re having some gay-ass flashbacks with Surfing the Aftershocks. We talk Hanna falling down the rabbit hole of her identity issues and possibly realizing she’s queer, Paige attempting to use delightfully weird Sydney as a way to reunite with Emily, Spencer coming to terms with the reality that her father is an untrustworthy maybe-murderer, Aria getting flung back into Prezra’s web in the midst of her Shana guilt, Flashback Vanderjesus proving that everything truly is better with a friend, and Alison remaining enigmatic as always while wading through the muck of her return.
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In this episode, we’re being terrorized by violin music with Whirly Girly. We talk Mike desperately wanting someone to gossip with, Kenneth being a complete dick to his son, Aria going full Hat Party in the aftermath of becoming an accidental murderer, Emily coming in at an eleven with the return of her future wife, Spencer being bombarded by the questions of an especially greasy Toby, and Mona happily taking (and sniffing!) Alison’s flower.
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In this episode, we’re attending an ‘A’ flashmob with EscApe From New York. We talk Holbrook just now learning about the existence of one Prezra Fitz, Peter proving himself to be quite the Don Draper in the aftermath of Melissa’s accidental murder confession, Emison and Spanna’s double-date at the theater, Mona absolutely killing it (and us) with a great queer lewk and her new army of Ali-haters, and why the ShanA reveal/death is some steaming hot garbage.
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In this episode, we’re doing a deep-dive into all things Aria Montgomery. We talk Aria’s top friendship moments, the tragedy of her post-jump arc, why Dark Aria is so fun, alternate ships to Prezria, Aria’s best/wackiest fashions, and what the That’s So Aria sitcom would actually be like.
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In this episode, we’re flashing back to That Night with A is for Answers. We talk the baffling and maddening choice to “redeem” every male character, how Alison’s virginity becomes a troubling symbol of her worthiness, the show’s continued insistence on acting like Spencer’s addiction makes her guilty of a crime, Aria being very offended on behalf of Prezra’s literary neg, why killing off Jessica was a really boring choice, and whether an Ali/Mona hookup would have saved this episode.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of addiction, grooming behaviors and statuary rape.
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In this episode, we're modeling wedding dresses with Unbridled. We talk Jessica DiLaurentis's bizarre plan and execution of this charity (?) event (?), Ella's bad boundaries coming home to roost--literally!--with a heartbroken Aria, Spencer continuing to think she might have killed someone while contending with an incredibly unprofessional Sober Dean, Hanna and Travis's lifeless dance of compulsory heterosexuality, Emily saying "thank you, next" to Paige with Ali's return on the horizon, and why a misidentified body would spell doom for the Liars.
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In this episode, we’re washing the dirt out of our sheets with Cover for Me. We talk Emily’s epic takedown of Prezra, Aria’s Lost Weekend with awful Riley and his guitar that named itself (ugh), Spencer being kept prisoner by her parents and Sober Coach Dean (double ugh), Mike getting his heart broken by Mona, Mrs. D. boldly stepping foot in the Hastings home, and which non-OTP couple is ultimately the worst.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of substance abuse and addiction.
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In this episode, we’re back, baby, with She’s Come Undone! We talk Emily and Paige’s stubborn refusal to break up, Aria operating as a one-woman wrecking ball in the wake of her heartbreak, Spencer being utterly abandoned by her supposed support system while trying to get clean, Hanna having a frankly impressive lack of chemistry with Travis Toe-truck, Spoby getting in on the 2013 cronut craze, and how this episode ultimately tees up Prezra’s redemption arc. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of substance abuse and addiction. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
An update about where things are at with Everybody A, Everybody Gay! We hope to be back in February!
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In this episode, we’re consumed with rage at just about everyone in Free Fall. We talk Spencer’s addiction reveal being met with zero compassion or support, Emily and Hanna exhibiting very goldfish-like abilities to retain information, Toby taking a strange turn into a clingy hair-smeller, Aria choosing a ski lift as her mode of escape, Mike going full Maya in his infatuation with Mona, and Prezra pulling off some master manipulations when his lies finally catch up with him.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of addiction and abusive relationship dynamics.
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In this episode, we’re having a film noir hallucination with Shadow Play! We talk the indisputable queerness of Spencer Hastings, how all of the characters function as fractured bits of Spencer’s psyche, Paily getting their steamiest and most romantic scene ever, Hanna playing the role of a delightful Girl Friday, what the hell is happening in that Paige/Aria interaction, which line readings are our favorites, and why this episode needed to happen at this point in the series.
Content warning: this episode contains some mentions of substance abuse.
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In this episode, we’re hiding cash in coffee bean bags with Hot for Teacher. We talk Prezra teaching a masterclass in gaslighting, Hanna putting her newfound detective skills to good use with an increasingly twitchy Spencer, Emily and Shana finally having an interaction that makes them shippable, Spencer leaving a truly devastating voicemail for Aria, how the nebulous queerness of many PLL characters doesn’t serve the storyline, and our continued bafflement at the economics of Rosewood.
Content warning: this episode contains some discussions of both substance abuse and abusive relationships.
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In this episode, we’re attempting to “Act Normal, Bitch!” with Bite Your Tongue. We talk Hanna’s delightful journey into her mystery-reading wine mom phase, Spencer finally discovering Prezra’s shadiness with the help of some Study Aid, Aria projecting her anger at the various men in her life onto some undeserving women, Emily’s anxiety reaching a new high with the return of Wayne Fields, New Character Jesse attempting to help the students of Rosewood High, and ‘A’ pulling some of their greatest and most terrifying tricks to date.
Content warning: this episode contains some discussion of substance abuse.
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In this episode, we’re sneaking around an abandoned warehouse with Close Encounters. We talk Emily getting all dressed up for her queer date with Alison, Hanna dealing with her breakup by playing pool with Travis instead of hanging with her true love Mona, Aria receiving some truly hideous earrings from Jake post-breakup, Spencer spending the episode getting yelled at and teleporting around Rosewood, Prezra having a man baby freakout in the middle of the town square, and the likelihood that Veronica returned home to a very cold dinner.
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In this episode, we’re brandishing our makeshift weapons with Love ShAck, Baby. We talk the Liars’ many secrets stacking up like a game of Jenga, Spencer and her dramatic cape calling out Peter’s hypocrisy, Emison getting one of their best and most complex scenes of the series, Prezria’s compelling Mr. and Mrs. Smith dynamic, the apocalyptic conditions of the DiLaurentis properties, and how Hanna’s big hookup reveal might have hit harder (shocker: we think it should have been queer).
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In this episode, we’re poking around a mausoleum with Who’s in the Box? We talk Emily processing her Ali feelings with the absolute wrong person, a never-more-compelling Prezra calling out Mona’s queerness, Hanna being hyper-competent before the return of Caleb “It’s Complicated” Rivers, Peter trying to cover up for his many secret children by burning down Radley and keeping Spencer away from Jessica, the show’s lack of originality when it comes to crafting Sara Harvey as an exact replica of Alison, and some absolutely eye-roll inducing Ravenswood episode titles.
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In this episode, we're getting lost in a haunted crypt with Grave New World. We talk the wacky Scooby Doo vibes of this ep, Caleb getting caught up with New Character Miranda and her chip caper, the queerness of the Liars' outfits, why you can't bring magic into the world of PLL, the joy of Prezra being framed as shady, and the many repetitive notes that make us say "clap clap." This is a rough one, y'all.
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In this episode, it’s a bittersweet journey to the end as we discuss Our Ham is Good and Something Sour Patch. We talk Hannah B.’s lamb chops, Blair’s fanfic preferences, Sterling’s selfless prayer, Bowser going backwards, Debbie’s lies coming home to roost, the twins’ incredible fight, why we adore April Stevens, and our dreams for a theoretical season 2. We love you, show, and we hope there’s more.
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In this episode, we're alright with a Slow Burn as we discuss Cleave or Whatever and From Basic to Telenovela. We talk April taking some brave steps, Sterling's perspective being clouded by hearteyes, Blair's flair for the dramatic making life worse, Debbie doubling-down on the family lies, Bowser setting boundaries, Ellen definitely shipping Stepril, and yes, more Taylor Swift lyrics.
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In this episode, we’re mourning the cancellation of our beloved show while also celebrating two wonderful episodes, Death is Bad and Master Debater. We talk at length about the sad but right end of Sterluke, April’s dramatic memorial entrance, the possibility that Mr. Koontz was gay, Blair going full Spencer by prioritizing the mystery over her relationship, the lyrics of Bad Blood as they pertain to Sterling and April, Bowser offering wisdom but ultimately self-sabotaging, and, of course, the Arm Grab and everything that, ahem, comes after.
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SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SEASON! In this episode, we’re sleeping in a tent of shame with This Must Be How Dumb Kids Feel and Basically Pluto. We talk April’s continued fixation on Sterling’s sex life, the cracks beginning to form in Team Sterluke, Blair’s blasé attitude nearly blowing her chance with Miles, Debbie offering wonderful maternal support when it matters, further glimpses of Bowser’s backstory, and these episodes’ ambitious (and sometimes clunky) conversations about race and the police.
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SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SEASON! In this episode, we’re kicking down doors with Daddy’s Truck and What’s a Jennings. We talk Blair’s zeal for new experiences, Sterling’s desire for honesty above all else, April’s entire persona as a facade, Bowser needing to shake things up, Ellen offering much needed support, and the many exciting breadcrumbs these episodes drop about the future. Spoilers abound!
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In this episode, we’re attending a magic show with Now You See Me, Now You Don’t. We talk Toby wanting boyfriend points for merely ignoring Spencer, Emily and Paige having bad French chat, Spanna using magic as foreplay, the Grunwald and her special gift confirming that Alison is alive, Caleb possibly murdering Mona, and the satisfaction and glory of getting to believe that Prezra is actually ‘A.’
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In this spoiler-filled bonus episode (seriously, proceed with caution), we’re taking a trip to Atlanta to discuss Teenage Bounty Hunters. We talk similarities between the twins and the Liars, the joy of a show that embraces queer sexuality, TBH’s refreshing take on family and biology, some of our favorite moments of the season, predictions for a hopeful season 2, and the possibility that Taylor Swift might have ghostwritten some episodes.
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In this episode, we’re line-dancing in our country finest with Bring Down the Hoe. We talk Karate Jake’s probable foot fetish, Alison doling out some much needed advice via flashback to Bad Boyfriend Emily, the Liars staging a long overdue Spoby intervention, Travis Toetruck dropping out of the sky as a key witness/new love interest for Hanna, Prezra and his unshaved face needing everyone to know that “some of us have real problems,” and the likelihood that everyone at the hoedown is under a spell that makes them want to be there.
Content warning: this episode contains some discussion of abuse dynamics.
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In this episode, we’re attending a DiLaurentis sleepover (but not a fun one) with The Mirror Has Three Faces. We talk Wren getting primed for a spectacular villain reveal that never happens, Prezra reveling in the drama of finding out he’s not a father, Aria learning who Cece was and was not “girls” with, Jessica DiLaurentis coming out as an Emison shipper, Spencer spending another week in the drudgery of the Toby’s mom “mystery,” and what exactly happened to that girl who fell down the stairs at the frat party.
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In this episode, we’re throwing an ill-advised surprise party with Into the Deep. We talk Paige relying on secrets and denial to turn Emily into the girlfriend of her dreams, Aria once again leaving the main show to go star in the CW romcom That’s So Aria, Pastor Ted pulling a real Lucas when Ashley needs bail money, Spencer being overly invested in both her friends' and other queer characters’ love lives (hmm…), Jenna returning from her time away both blind and pregnant, and Noel Kahn unfortunately not being present to make Emily’s terrible party a little more fun.
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In this episode, we're celebrating the love of Vandermarin with The Guilty Girl's Handbook. We talk the many layers of Mona hypnotizing Hanna into believing she committed murder, Spencer and her tie being stuck in compulsory heterosexuality land with new non-character Beckett, anxious pseudo-mom Aria finding time for an Insidious 2 advertisement, Emily making lots of future plans with her for-sure former hookup pal Rumer Willis, Ashley deputizing a very game Caleb to be Hanna's new dad, and the likelihood that any other PLL boyfriend/girlfriend would make the same sacrifice as Mona.
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In this episode, we're staring blankly at our murder board with Crash and Burn, Girl! We talk Toby and Caleb's homoerotic investigative team, Aria and Mike being utterly failed by multiple patriarchal figures, Hanna heartbreakingly trying to help her mom while Tom is MIA, Spencer possibly having to screen Wilden's porn collection for...research, Shana's absence suddenly being treated as unequivocal evidence of her guilt, and the Fields' family's no good, very bad day ending with a crash. Plus, we spend a few minutes at the end chatting about the web series Pretty Dirty Secrets.
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In this episode, we're smashing up a lax bro's car with Under the Gun. We talk the Marin family starring in their own Tennessee Williams play, Mike seemingly being set up for a coming out arc that never happens, Spencer and Toby settling into the bitterly married stage of their relationship, Emily deciding Shana is guilty for absolutely no reason, Mona dropping truth bombs while styled like a mob boss' wife, and whatever the hell is going on in the grayscale and not-so-creatively-named town of Ravenswood. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we're burying firearms with the delightfully named Gamma Zeta Die! We talk Ella's truly wild bee attack, Veronica providing both questionable legal advice and a poorly vetted admissions counselor, Spencer's fixation on Emily's camel lashes, Hanna making some bad choices with regard to evidence tampering, Aria dismissing Mike's feelings while wearing a skirt made of ties, and our first mention of the Grunwald dropping hints of Ravenwood's spookiness.
Content warning: this episode contains some discussion of sexual violence.
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In this episode, we're smashing masks of our own faces with Face Time. We talk Aria walking poor Karate Jake through the entirety of her relationship with Prezra, Emily dealing with her strangely un-empathetic parents and an overly optimistic Paige, Hanna walking right into the web of a newly arrived Detective Tanner, Toby being confronted with the heaviness of air and a continued lack of answers regarding his mom's death, Spencer having a dramatic and long overdue dock confrontation with Melissa, and Hector Lime proving to be a provider of masks, but not real answers.
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In this bonus episode, we're taking a trip from Rosewood, PA to Lima, OH as we discuss Naya Rivera's groundbreaking role as Santana Lopez on Glee. We talk about our favorite Santana performances, parallels between Brittana and Emison, Naya's ability to elevate any and all material, the lasting cultural impact of her character, what it's like to watch Glee for the first time in 2020, and how the show ultimately provided a roadmap for grief. Rest in peace, Naya. You were truly one of a kind.
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In this episode, we're finding masks on top of masks with Cat's Cradle. We talk Ella being propositioned to run away to a pastry castle, Emily's vaguely injured shoulder causing all sorts of problems for her and Pam, Spencer doing literally all the labor when it comes to investigating the death of Dog Toby's mom, Caleb's sudden obsession with fathers leading him to cross the line with Tom Marin, Melissa Hastings breezing back into town for some lightly menacing sister chats, and the Liars making it way too easy for creepy mask-maker Hector Lime to steal their faces.
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In this episode, we're designing our dream dorm room with Turn of the Shoe. We talk Jessica DiLaurentis giving a lesson in how not to parent, Paige's exuberance about a fantasy future with Emily distracting her from their very real problems, Spencer making the bizarre choice to seek comfort from Prezra after her UPenn rejection, Hanna accidentally adopting a bird (Tippi!) while trying to determine if her mom is a killer, Aria falling into the arms of an all-too-willing Karate Jake under the guise of taking control of her life, and Mona delightfully deciding that she's a Liar now.
Content warning: this episode contains some brief discussion of suicide.
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In this episode, we're fumbling through a casket with 'A' is for A-l-i-v-e. We talk Vandermarin reaching the queer romance tipping point (despite Hanna's odd assortment of wigs), Spencer turning into a heterosexual pod person during her interactions with Mad Dad Toby, Aria's imagination gifting us with the ultimate fantasy of Prezra Fitz in handcuffs, Emily pushing away her feelings about a maybe-alive Alison by planning a future with Paige, a few new mysteries officially taking center stage with the arrival of Officer Holbrook, and why this episode's version of a reset is more effective than similar attempts later in the series.
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In this bonus episode, we're chatting all about the 'A's that never were. We discuss what makes a great 'A,' throw out some possible categories for 'A' contenders, declare which Uber 'A' we ultimately would have gone with, lay out the case for each Liar as 'A', and gripe about the directions the show ultimately went in regarding canon 'A's.
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In this bonus episode, we're taking a moment to reflect on the queerness of PLL now that we've officially hit Peak Gay. We talk dream coming out arcs for each of the Liars, which male characters we headcanon as queer, how the show's eventually degayication ruined its conclusion, the wet potato-ness of Alison and Sara Harvey, the thwarted queer potential of the time jump, and PLL's unfortunate trend of queer = villain.
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In this episode, we’re setting fire to Thornhill Lodge with A dAngerous gAme. We talk Aria wearing the most inexplicable leggings imaginable to break up with Prezra for the umpteenth time, the rage-inducing reunion of Spencer and a completely unapologetic Toby, more lazy lesbianism when it comes to a still-absent Paige and the gal pals-ing of Shana and Jenna, Hanna being a charming if terrible babysitter who carries press stills of every recurring cast member, the peculiar knowledge that Sara Harvey is unseen but present for much of this episode, and how the show’s commitment to OTPs ultimately ruins so many good storylines.
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"This Is on Us: 7 Things for White People to Commit to Right Now to Protect Black Lives from the Police":
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"Where To Donate & Find Mental Health Resources Related To The George Floyd Protests":
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"Dear White People, This is What We Want You to Do":
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The video we referenced: "Why you should say Black Lives Matter":
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In this episode, we’re ghost waltzing with I’m Your Puppet. We talk Spencer’s Radley experience as a metaphor for her queerness, Hanna getting caught in the crosshairs of Uncle Daddy’s hot bell drama, the possible contents of Shana’s allegedly flirty texts to Emily, Aria absolutely floundering when a child gets kidnapped on her watch, Veronica trying to make everything normal while revealing some troubling Ali info, and Eddie Lamb thankfully calling out an especially menacing Pren Kingston,
Content warning: this episode contains some brief mentions of physical abuse.
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In this episode, we're salting our carrot sticks with Will the Circle Be Unbroken? We talk Spencer's fascinating first hours as a patient at Radley, Prezra's unemployment resulting in a predator detente and an interrogation for Aria, Missy Franklin's bizarre cameo that might be a cover for lesbian flirting, Hanna handling more fallout with a suddenly-alive Wilden, Mona showing up to remind Spencer of everything she could have had, and Dr. Sullivan behaving as a decidedly sketchy and seriously unhelpful therapist.
Content warning: this episode contains some mentions of self-harm, suicidal ideation, and sexual abuse.
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In this bonus episode, we're pondering what the Liars might be like in quarantine. We chat about which OTPs would be fighting, the houses we'd most and least like to be stuck at, which Liar we'd prefer to quarantine with, the Liar most likely to have an affair, which reality show they'd each be binging, and the bad quarantine habits we'd have the hardest time with.
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In this episode, we’re drowning a police car with Out of Sight, Out of Mind. We talk Emily’s very bad take on the TobAy reveal, Hanna wearing an extremely queer outfit to destroy evidence of her mom’s hit-and-run, Spencer winding up in Radley after discovering the body of not-dead not-Toby, Aria becoming a disengaged teen mother after Prezra gaslights her into being okay with the situation, Mona getting excited over the prospect of being choked by Spencer again, and Ella doling out some actually good advice about the Liar relationships.
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In this episode, we’re taking a robot steam shower with Hot Water. We talk Ashley and Wilden’s relationship ending the only way it ever could, Melissa doling out her version of sisterly advice with a sassy new haircut, Aria bopping between Liar houses and moping about Prezra’s horrible family, Emily acting very Alison in her weirdly antagonistic interactions with Paige, Hanna going all-in on yet another queer spy mission, and Spencer reflecting on her Mona “moment” with an eager-to-be-used Wren.
Content warning: towards the end of this episode we talk briefly about Spencer's suicidal ideation.
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In this episode, we’re falling down an elevator shaft with What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted. We talk Spencer making some self-destructive and thirsty choices with Andrew, Wren, and, yes, Mona; Aria starring in another boring Fitzgerald romcom facilitated by a delightful CeCe; Hanna dealing with her daddy issues by forcing Caleb into a family reunion he didn’t ask for; Jason officially becoming a surrogate Liar by jumping to conclusions and getting targeted by 'A'; Mona enjoying every second of her persona-swap with Spencer; and Emily channeling Pam Fields with her scandalized cupcake delivery.
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In this episode, we're chatting about how to survive a pandemic. We share some of the tips and tricks that have helped us mentally, physically and emotionally; our opinion on whether now is the time to be your "best" or push yourself; the unexpected joys of creativity and experimentation; the importance of trusting one's instincts; and what shows and podcasts are getting us through right now.
Hang in there. We know this is a hard time, but it isn't forever. We'll get through this together.
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In this episode, we're getting hypnotized into thinking we committed murder with Dead to Me. We talk Hanna wearing some gay overalls to assist grouchy Caleb in sorting out his family tree, Emily (who, you may have heard, has killed a guy) seeking some not-wildly-helpful hypnotherapy with Dr. Sullivan, Spencer making a number of bad choices at Ali's latest memorial after getting confusing and disappointing Toby news, Aria being saddled with another very terrible Fitz(gerald), Flashback Alison spinning some romantic and queer Parisian fantasies, and Mona delightedly terrorizing everyone with her own face.
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In this episode, we're enjoying some pink drinks with Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno. We talk Spencer going down the self-loathing rabbit hole post TobAy reveal, Hanna duckwalking her way through the LESBIAN BAR, Emily leading the mystery charge with some conveniently-placed Cape May photos, Aria facing Prezra's man baby wrath as predicted by Spencer, Caleb and Lucas riding tandem bikes, and Toby's do-rag wearing him.
Content warning: this episode contains some discussion of self-harm and suicidal ideation.
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In this episode, we're drinking poison tea with Misery Loves Company. We talk Meredith going full Kathy Bates/Glenn Close, Spencer gleefully cooking an anniversary dinner that is only enjoyed by Mona, Hanna getting attacked by mannequins and dismissed by Caleb, the peculiar circumstance that leads to Emily hanging around Toby's loft, Aria having a fascinating interaction with maybe-real Alison, and Byron turning himself into a real Stephen King protagonist in his efforts to appear blameless.
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In this episode, we're attending a queer-off--sorry, quiz-off with Mona Mania. We talk the psychosexual dynamics of Spencer's academic decathlon team, Emily's unfortunate inability to find a light switch or process trauma, Aria's timely (and triggering) flu symptoms, Hanna officially choosing one wife over another, Vanderjesus delightfully hiding in plain sight, and the likelihood that Paige gives better neck massages than Toby.
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In this episode, we're finding cow brains in our lockers with She's Better Now. We talk the wonderful return of Grandma Marin, everyone treating Hanna and Mona like ex-girlfriends, the probability that Byron would have slept with Alison if given the chance, TobAy's sudden familiarity with hot tub lingo, Emily doing social distancing before it was cool over at Fort Fields, and Aria being the unlucky recipient of Prezra's sweaty marathon brag necklace.
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In this episode, we’re checking in on what the PLL cast has been up to since the show ended, and also chatting about two recent favorite movies. We talk Lucy Hale still playing high school students, our dream roles for Janel Parrish, Ashley Benson as a queer icon, which cast members have been on Dancing with the Stars, Amy and Laurie’s Spaleb vibes, and Birds of Prey as the ultimate A-Team movie.
Spoilers for Little Women (2019), Birds of Prey, and many of the PLL cast’s projects.
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In this very special bonus episode, we’re joined by listener SJ to discuss some of our favorite PLL moments. We talk the significance of Lady G, Ali using a freight elevator to disappear, Spencer’s field hockey skirt, Hanna’s rage dance, Shadow Play’s Last Carrot Stick, and of course, the unbreakable Liar bond. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we're all aboard the Ghost Train with This Is A Dark Ride. We talk vampire Adam Lambert raising many a question with his endless musical performances, the mechanics of Paige and Emily having sex in their elaborate queer wedding cake costumes, Aria momentarily leaving Prezria Land to star in the Stuck-In-A-Box Show, Garrett using his final moments to throw suspicion on a seriously shady Byron, Ashley and Ted's doctor-nurse roleplay getting interrupted by a creepy ghost girl, and Mona sneaking out of Radley for the express purpose of putting on some masks to feel up Hanna.
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In this episode, we’re traipsing off to a murder cabin with 3A's finale, The Lady Killer. We talk the Liars being terrible friends to Emily by tripling down on their nonsensical "Paige is A" theory; Cousin Nate FINALLY being revealed as Lyndon James: killer of queer girls, deliverer of bad one-liners, and possible vampire; Aria dealing with fake son drama while a blissfully ignorant Prezra eats cake; Caleb being a Big Man With a Gun and ending up with a bullet in his chest; Spencer having very straight sex with her boyfriend who is a boy after more tension-filled moments with Paige; and ‘A’ taking great delight in their new voice modulation device.
Content warning: this episode contains some brief discussions of sexual assault and suicide.
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In this episode, we’re breaking mannequin hands (accidentally!) with Single Fright Female. We talk Alison’s internalized homophobia resulting in one of her cruelest schemes yet, Spencer going all in on Paige as an 'A' suspect for her own possibly queer reasons, Cousin Nate letting the mask on his rage slip, Cece expertly playing the game while also expertly beating a snake with a mannequin leg, Aria planning the saddest birthday ever as she grapples with the news of Prezra’s fake son, and Paige breaking Emily’s and our hearts with the full reveal of her history with Ali.
Content warning: this episode contains discussions of self-harm.
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In this episode, we’re getting attacked by a creepy cabin with What Lies Beneath. We talk Spencer’s compelling hate-flirt with Noel Kahn, Muffin Man Zack offering some gross foreshadowing of sleaze to come, Hanna’s enthusiastic detective work resulting in a stab wound, Aria being shuffled off to the Prezra/Montgomery land of gaslighting and bad boundaries, the trashcan rage-inducing kiss between Emily and Cousin Nate, and how the Liars might fare on The Circle.
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In this episode, we're playing a very high stakes game of Truth with The Kahn Game. We talk CeCe inviting Team Sparia and all of us into the incredibly entertaining world of Kahn Cabin parties, Hanna and Caleb starring in the teen erotic thriller version of Marriage Story, Emily and Paige reaping the benefits of Pam's suddenly lax bedroom policies, Pastor Ted proving that heterosexuality is indeed a rabid raccoon, Aria making some confounding choices re: getting herself home, and Spencer presumably turning her interrogation with Jenna into a heated makeout sesh. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we're not looking away with Stolen Kisses. We talk Paily getting a well-deserved swoon-worthy moment by the pool, Spencer enjoying the company of newly rich Caleb after being accosted by terrible Toby, Hanna beautifully advocating for Mona to the Radley board (and smooching Wren along the way), Aria stumbling upon the info that Prezra is actually mega rich and a mega liar, Cousin Nate continuing to very obviously stalk Emily, and whether or not the Liars had a hot tub orgy after watching Maya's videos.
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In this episode, we're gossiping in secret code with Crazy. We talk CeCe Drake's welcome arrival as Ali 2.0, Pastor Ted's poor first date performance, Aria and her earrings being swayed by Vandermarin feelings, Spencer's puzzling choice to shield Jason from a DUI, the possibility that Emily is trapped in a Lake House situation, and the many future story breadcrumbs littered throughout this episode.
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In this bonus episode, we're taking a deep dive into the wonderful world of PLL fanfiction! We talk dream fic ideas, stories we're most proud of, the joys of multishipping, what we look for in a Liars-verse story, how certain plots came to be, and our writing goals for 2020.
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Happy Holigays, everyone! In this episode, we're proudly shining our red noses bright as we explore the undeniable queerness of 1964's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special. We talk Rudolph and Hermey as queer misfits, whether Santa is ultimately a villain, parallels between the Abominable Snowman and Jenna Marshall, the toxic masculinity running rampant in Christmas Town, how the sad little doll is definitely a lesbian, and the Island of Misfit Toys as a metaphor for a trans-exclusionary queer space.
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In this episode, we’re attending an endless church dance with Remains of the ‘A’. We talk Spanna sleuthing, (not) sharing cheese fries, and being generally adorable together; Prezra hoarding cash while guilting Aria for not working; Emily's weird Edward Hopper flashbacks; Jason providing Spencer more emotional support than any other family member; Ashley’s love of booze conflicting with her Pastor Ted feelings; and the various old ladies that the Liars may or may not have inadvertently killed over the years. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re not stopping till we find a coconut cupcake with That Girl is Poison. We talk Jenna’s hat-tacular birthday party, Hanna’s rummage sale apathy leading to the unfortunate introduction of Ashley and Pastor Ted, Paily being confused by both clip-on ties and each other, Aria’s zany actions regarding the enigmatic Laurel Tuckman, the show badly exploring sexual fluidity and transference vis-à-vis Cousin Nate, and the possibility that multiple characters in this episode are actually Mona in a mask.
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In this episode, we're breaking into a fancy apartment with Birds of a Feather. We talk the immediately loathsome arrival of Cousin Nate, Aria's reliably dumb solution to a situation that she isn't a part of, Caleb finally cutting the Haleb cord after yet another Mona-centric fight, Ella and Ashley enacting the first half of a romcom that we're desperate to see, Spencer once again showing very little sensitivity where Melissa's loss is concerned, and whether we would have liked Ali's season 6 marriage better if Rollins was a woman (spoiler alert: we ship it).
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In this episode, we're untangling spaghetti with Kingdom of the Blind. We talk the bizarre circumstances of Melissa's miscarriage plot, Dark Lucas taking a turn into Full Joker, Jenna and Aria making beautiful queer music together, Emily becoming a pawn in Prezra's latest manipulation, Hanna confronting the many masks of Mona, and the PLL things we are thankful for.
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In this episode, we're trashing a bad dad's office with Blood is the New Black. We talk Aria strong-arming Prezra and poor Emily into a study buddy scenario, Spencer's detective brain being clouded by sexual frustration, Hanna grieving her ambiguous loss while dealing with an overbearing Caleb, the show's way problematic treatment of Jenna faking her blindness, Lizard Man Byron predictably blaming his daughter for his own bad choices, and 'A' upping the ante by turning body parts into fashion accessories.
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Season 3, baby! In this episode, we indeed have jubilation with It Happened 'That Night.' We talk a very evolved Hanna desperately needing a girlfriend, Toby's unconvincing loft plumbing situation, Emily's not terribly well-handled Maya grief, Prezria and Ella going on a horrific three-person date, Lucas "turning dark," and how the Liars are or are not coping in the aftermath of Mona's reveal as A.
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In this Halloween bonus episode, we're getting spooked during our discussion of PLL as a horror movie. We talk A as a horror villain, scary moments both earned (Act Normal, Bitch; the Dollhouse) and unearned (coconut oil masks), which Liar is the Final Girl, Rosewood's many haunted houses, PLL's curious lack of archetypes, and comparisons to the movie Scream. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we're taking a trip to Neptune as we discuss the many parallels between Veronica Mars and PLL. We talk the two shows' explorations of trauma, whether Veronica Mars does a better job of holding men accountable, the importance of a mystery having a conclusion, Veronica and Spencer as ambiguously queer characters, what it means to investigate your family, and where the Liars might be in their thirties. Spoilers abound for Veronica Mars season 4!
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In this grab bag bonus ep, we're debriefing a few things post season 2 finale. We talk about the not unwelcome news of The Perfectionists' cancellation, spend some time celebrating Maya St. Germain, discuss how her death serves as a canary in the coal mine for so many other plot points, ponder how Spencer and Mona might have benefitted from their own Maya-type character, and look forward to the many wonderful Vanderjesus moments to come.
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In this episode, we’re attending a masquerade ball with the absolutely jam-packed unmAsked. We talk at length about Mona’s magnificent A reveal, Hanna’s giant forgiving heart, Spencer’s obsession with winning the game, Prezria stupidly coming out at the dance, Paige finding the right way to tell Emily, Melissa menacingly eating froyo, the parents' absence from the police station, and the utter cruelty of Maya’s death.
We'll be publishing some bonus episodes throughout October before starting season 3 in November. If you have questions or thoughts about what kind of bonus content you'd be interesting in listening to, we want to hear from you!
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In this episode, we’re getting menaced by a creepy toy store with If These Dolls Could Talk. We talk the Liars’ questionable choice to trust the visions of a small child, Mona wearing many faces while engineering a way to kiss Caleb, Melissa expertly outmatching Spencer as suspicion closes in, Aria disappearing from the main show to go hang out in Prezria Land, the Fields’ offscreen queer tenant who is definitely making up reasons for Emily to come over, and our favorite examples of objects coming alive to terrorize the Liars.
We'll be publishing some bonus episodes throughout October after next week's finale and before we start season 3 in November. If you have questions or thoughts about what kind of bonus content you'd be interesting in listening to, we want to hear from you!
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In this episode, we’re being cajoled into flying a plane with Eye of the Beholder. We talk this episode’s bewildering treatment of cold-as-ice Toby, Ella being a Prezria ally in everything but name, Aria’s dangerous and fascinating interactions with Teen Pilot Duncan, Spencer’s rough day/week/life being made worse by the presence of Wren, whether Hanna’s actions absolve her of guilt re: The Jenna Thing, and just who might be on the other end of those fake Maya messages.
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In this episode, we’re going to a daddy-daughter dance (yuck!) with Father Knows Best. We talk Prezra and Byron basically being the same person, Spencer contemplating which of her relatives is a murderer, Hanna and Ashley’s sudsy phone stand-off, Emily’s continued search for a definitely-already-dead Maya, Mike’s offscreen adventures as a DJ, and Mona orgasmically setting Aria up with a very bad lie.
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In this special Labor Day episode, we're chatting about Alison's disappearance and the significance of Labor Day on PLL. We talk Lost Year theories, our favorite candidates for Alison's murder, what the Liars were up to pre-series, whether Ali should have come back earlier, the many "take back-sies" that plague her return, and where we think everyone is this Labor Day.
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In this episode, we’re leaving one million heartbreaking voicemails with Breaking the Code. We talk Mona using A to infiltrate the Liars’ inner circle, Melissa looking increasingly suspicious after more NAT video discovery, Ella making yet another questionable parenting choice re: Prezria, Spencer getting drunk and flirty with an all too willing Wren, Ashley inching closer to discovering Hanna’s many secrets, and a newly out and extremely eager Paige McCullers throwing her hat in the ring for Emily’s heart. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re staking out a vegan bistro with CTRL:A. We talk Ella and her possible ex-girlfriend Noreen dealing with a reliably terrible Byron, Jason’s unusual willingness to apologize, Wilden smarming at the Marins for no other reason than that he can, Holden’s exploding heart condition getting exposed without his consent, Spencer and Hanna’s delightful hacking caper, and the show’s depressing and unfair mishandling of Maya’s final episode as an alive person.
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In this episode, we’re blackmailing a school official with The Naked Truth.
We talk Tom Marin once again leaving the women in his life to handle his dirty laundry, the badly chaperoned anti-bully function that may be in fact be pro-bullying, Caleb enthusiastically choosing not to remember his part in Jenna’s spy game, Aria worrying about Holden in a very Montgomery manner, the absolute game changer of Jason being revealed as Spencer’s brother, and Emily and Mona’s unexpectedly irresistible chemistry.
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In this episode, we’re having an awkward dinner at the Grille with A Kiss Before Lying. We talk Emaya getting hot and heavy in spite of Maya’s Pam hostility and Emily’s biphobia, Spencer’s intense (to put it mildly) interest in Kate, Hanna’s big heart doing lots and lots of forgiving, Prezra getting the white man punishment of a promotion he doesn’t deserve, Aria having so much fun while reminding us of the romcom career Lucy Hale should have had, and Alison’s Vivian Darkbloom reveal throwing everyone for a loop.
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In this episode, we’re blending up a flash drive with The Blonde Leading the Blind. We talk Emily dealing with a lot of heterosexual nonsense, Aria leaving the most Aria voicemail of all time, Toby’s extremely dramatic slo-mo fall, Spencer’s possible self-harming tendencies, Holden’s queer froyo choices, and Mona’s very normal Liar make out wall.
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In this episode, we’re far from the shallows now with Let the Water Hold Me Down. We talk Lucas getting off the hook in a very Prezra Fitz fashion, the weird way Maya’s bisexuality seems to rain on Emily’s parade, Aria wading into a murky arrangement with Holden, 'A' making waves by sending the Liars live bait, Spencer fishing for clues and maybe getting wet with Mona, and this episode’s ominous foreshadowing of the storm of season 7.
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In this episode, we’ve got GLASS IN OUR HAIR with Hot Piece of ‘A’. We talk the Montgomerys leveling up the terrible by policing Aria’s wardrobe, Hanna’s very sudden desire to throw Caleb a surprise party, Incel Lucas’s bizarre check-ins with the poorly run crisis hotline, Spencer’s feelings about Haleb having sex on her nana’s couch, the spinoff we’d love to watch about Mona and Noel Kahn's relationship, and whether water or fire is ultimately the more dangerous element on PLL.
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In this episode, we’re picking up trash on the side of the road with Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares. We talk Spencer and Emily’s magnetic fake fight, Prezria’s ill-fated coming out scene, the probability that Lucas and Mona watched Haleb having sex, Toby entering a new era of terrible, the heteropatriarchy foiling another Liar plan, and which car snack is ultimately the most ominous.
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In this episode, we’re telling scary stories with The First Secret. We talk Old School Ali’s complexity and queerness, Pre-Dark Queen Jenna flirting with all the ladies, Byron setting Aria on the trajectory toward Prezra, Baby Queer Emily trying and failing to hide the gay, the possible identities of creepy zombie baby mask person, and the absolutely bewildering way this script refers to Lady Gaga. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re actually in the same room to talk about the 2A finale, Over My Dead Body! We discuss A’s very impressive crafting project, Detective Wilden returning to provide some welcome menace, the potential implications of Caleb’s changing hair styles, Wren jumping at the chance to comfort an emotionally fragile Hastings girl, the weirdly shippy vibes between Aria and Jackie Molina, and everything we love about Emison’s carbon monoxide barn tryst.
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In this episode, we're lining up cherry pits with I Must Confess. We talk the significance of the Liars finally telling someone about A, Spoby using the threat of the NAT Club to spice things up, Hanna and her horse books getting trampled by Evil Kate's rehearsal dinner scheme, the Montgomerys reaching a new parenting low, whether or not we can ship Emily and Ashley, and the introduction of Grandmother of the Year/Series: Regina Marin. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re going horseback riding in matching outfits with the ultra queer Touched by an 'A'-ngel. We talk Rosewood High’s inexplicable college fair, Spencer inserting herself into all of Aria’s relationships, Mona provoking Hanna’s jealousy by flirting with a lesser blonde, Emily’s INCREDIBLY creepy massage at the hands of Incel Lucas, the long-awaited reveal of the NAT Club, and PLL’s complicated track record with portraying addiction.
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In this episode, we’re sneaking into Jason's darkroom with Picture This. We talk Aria’s sex-filled dream space, Emily’s complete mishandling of A’s latest threat, Mona and Hanna being snubbed from Lesbian Poker Night, Spencer projecting all of her fears about maybe murdering Alison onto everyone else, Caleb breaking our hearts when he leaves town to visit his mom, and the merits of baked goods versus creepy photos as a gift when courting someone. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re FREAKING OUT over the movie Booksmart! We praise the brilliant subversion of high school movie tropes, the quietly revolutionary queer representation, the honest depiction of teen girl friendship, the joy of a comedy that never punches down, the parts of the film that we hardcore related to, and yes—that bathroom scene. Spoilers abound!
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In this episode, we’re putting on our candy striper outfits with Save the Date. We talk Jenna and Garrett’s possible exhibitionism, the mechanics of Mona’s steroid pain cream gambit, Hanna delighting in her Hitchcockian disguise and the knowledge of Emily’s ulcer, Aria’s obvious disinterest in Prezra making for one of pair’s best scenes to date, Ashley dropping some truth bombs and finally giving Tom the boot, and the Liars’ first morgue-related adventure.
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In this episode, we're heading to a secret Crimson Society meeting with the season one finale of The Perfectionists. We talk the big Professor twist, whether we can visit the show where Ali and Mona head to Philadelphia, thoughts on all of the characters' biggest fears, the writers' bizarre reluctance to engage with the school setting, how we would fix a theoretical season 2, and what we have learned on this long ten-episode journey. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re burning potential murder weapons with Surface Tension. We talk awkward PLL dinner parties, Emily becoming peak Pam as the Marins’ house guest, Aria juggling Prezra and Jason while badly handling her brother’s downward spiral, Hanna getting the scoop about Caleb’s shady past as a hacker for some Actual Bad Guys, Peter trying to cover up the strong likelihood that at least one of his children is a murderer, and our first precious glimpse of Toby Cavanaugh: Teen Architect.
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In this episode, we’re getting ready for a murder gala with episodes eight and nine of The Perfectionists. We talk problematic poly representation, Mona being the only teacher to face ramifications for sleeping with a student, Alison turning back into her boring season 7 self, the potential for Jeremy to actually die, which characters need to go away in a theoretical season 2, our fears for how the season might end, and our queer ship hopes moving forward. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re sitting front row at the Rosewood Charity Fashion Show with Never Letting Go. We talk the Liars’ baffling runway attire, a surprising connection between Peter Hastings and Noel Kahn, Spencer wanting to yank Mona’s ponytail, Tom shimmying up Ashley’s drainpipe, Aria and Jason sharing some smoldering looks / grief talk, and New Character Quinn winning the award for Queerest Lewk to date. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re sneaking around a graveyard with The Devil You Know. We talk Spencer wanting to take a break from being herself, Officer Smiley/Garrett trying very hard to seem menacing, Emily getting to be proactive about the mystery, Ashley revealing more about her past, Hanna being a sheer delight in her funeral fascinator, and the possibility that Lucy Hale wrote a song about Drew Van Acker. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re moaning and groaning about episode seven of The Perfectionists, Dead Week. We talk BHU’s nonsensical college structure, the very terrible choice of pairing Mona with Mason (#MakeItGayYouCowards), whether or not Alison might get a queer love story, what other ships might be on the horizon, new character Luke (?) as a potential Hotchkiss, and answer the immortal question, “Pizza or tacos?”
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In this episode, we’re processing our emotions with Blind Dates. We talk the Montgomerys’ bad parenting finally reaching a head re: Mike, Lucas’s creepy imaginary romcom (#BottomBunk), Hanna’s brave and significant therapy breakthrough with pretend Alison, the weird convergence of Pam’s Danby enthusiasm and Samara’s desire to U-Haul, whether Jason’s “pink hair” comment is sketchy, and why the show chose to end the Ian storyline the way it did. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re trying to make sense of the mess that is The Perfectionists. We praise soft butch Taylor, play several rounds of “when was this recycled plotline done better on PLL,” literally start recapping part of an episode that we already talked about, ponder what the series should do to course correct, sketch out a theoretical season 2, and discuss which PLL characters could improve the show. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re making queer pottery with My Name is Trouble. We talk Spencer’s intriguing dream space, Hanna being very charming despite having to hang out with terrible Lucas and his poorly coiffed crush, the potential subtext of that Ali flashback, Emily’s motivations for the fake Danby letter, Jason’s interest in Toby’s abs, and Aria/Anita’s fantastic dynamic with Jenna. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re getting scouted with The Goodbye Look. We talk the first appearance of New Head Jason, Melissa’s masterclass in evasion, Mona simultaneously trolling the Liars and breaking our hearts, Hanna dropping some necessary truth bombs on her very awful dad, our shifting feelings towards Samara, and Prezra’s most insufferable episode to date. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re captaining a new ship with episodes 3 and 4 of The Perfectionists. We talk the end of Emison, the spectacular rise of Monison, current theories on the mystery, our frustration with Dylan/Blandrew, which new characters have potential, and who we hope Mona’s chess partner might be.
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In this episode, we’re going to therapy with It’s Alive. We talk Annabeth’s Gish’s debut as Dr. Anne Sullivan, Noel Kahn’s delightful return to the show, Hanna getting apologies from her boyfriend Caleb and her girlfriend Mona, the Hastings continuing to choose Melissa over Spencer, Prezra’s obnoxious and unnecessary shirtless-ness, and the writers remembering for an episode that Toby and Emily are friends. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re playing chess with episode two of the Perfectionists: Sex, Lies and Alibis. We talk this episode’s offscreen Liar check-ins, Ali and Mona’s exciting connection and respective growth, Claire Hotchkiss’s vaguely queer B & E, the potential secret straightness of Dylan, the significance of the female authority figures, and our hopes for the series moving forward.
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In this episode, we’re blackmailing a predator (really, take your pick) with the fantastically action-packed season 1 finale, For Whom the Bell Tolls. We talk Vandermarin’s cheek kiss heard ’round the world, the Liars’ compelling confrontation with Jenna, Hanna and Emily being adorable, Spencer’s terrifying brush with death, whether or not Ian should have actually killed Alison, which season finale ranks highest in our esteem, and our favorite ship of season 15A, Alex Drake/Antoinette Dupree.
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In this episode, we’re taking a trip to Beacon Heights with the pilot of Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists. We talk the welcome return of Vanderjesus, whether or not Emison is actually over, this episode’s structural and script issues, the troubling state of the queer representation, which PLL couples could be the parents of the new Perfectionists characters, our hardcore shipping of Mona and Ali, and just what Alex and Mary Drake might be up to in France.
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In this bonus episode, we have a not-so-brief chat about what The Perfectionists could possibly have in store for us. We ponder whether Alison and Mona will be acknowledged as queer, how the various characters might interact and intersect, if any of the other Liars will show up, and what explanation we may or may not get about the dissolution of Emison. We share some hopes and fears about what this series might do for—or more accurately, do to—a couple of our PLL faves. We’ll be back this weekend to talk about the pilot. See you on the other side!
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In this episode, we’re getting spooked at the Founders' Festival with Monsters in the End. We talk Aria’s incredibly teenage response to seeing a picture of Ezra with another woman on his Website Page, Mona’s letter destruction and possible vibrator purchases, the pros and cons of Samara (who may or may not look like Kristen Bell), Spencer dealing with Ian and Melissa’s Performative Heterosexuality, the Liars stumbling onto evidence of the NAT Club via Emily’s convenient memory, and the unspeakable horror of Prezria’s bag mask selfie.
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This week, we’re hiding evidence with Someone to Watch Over Me. We talk Aria’s troubling fascination with her parents’ sex life, Emily dealing with both real and pretend heterosexual nonsense, Spencer getting some great character moments and some not-so-great Toby ones, Byron playing the infuriating role of Rational Man, Caleb’s betrayal culminating in the slap heard 'round the world, and Paige finding the courage to say it out loud in a truly glorious scene.
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In this episode, we're singing queer-aoke with A Person of Interest! We talk PLL’s troubling attitudes toward therapy, Aria’s Jenna Thing guilt, Emily being the Alison in Paily’s relationship, our theories about Ashley’s past, Spoby’s Scrabble characterizations, and just how mad Mona must have been when Haleb got hot and heavy in the tent.
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In this episode, we’re auditioning for The Badass Seed. We talk Mona’s triumphant return to the show (and our hearts), Aria’s silly hat and even sillier behavior as stage manager, Prezra’s masturbatory man date with Byron, Jenna’s legit creepy flute composition, Spencer and Emily’s Toby timeshare, and Haleb getting the ultimate romantic moment with their post-shower camera spin kiss.
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In this episode, we’re sneaking around the Marin basement with The New Normal. We talk white men behaving badly, head canons about Toby and Jenna’s parents, Sparia’s phone sex roleplay (that’s what happened, right?), the delightful absurdity of the one-off Fake Architect storyline, Pam reaching a turning point when confronted with her attitudes toward Emily, and Paige McCullers seizing the day.
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In this episode, we’re cheering from the stands with Je Suis Une Amie. We talk Spoby peaking early with their French banter, Aria being lied to by every single person she talks to, Paige’s possible motivations for showing up on Emily’s doorstep, Caleb providing some examples of positive male behavior, and Hanna gifting us with a few truly classic PLL moments. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we do a deep-dive on all things Paige McCullers. We talk Paige as an undeniably queer character, her growth and resets throughout the seasons, her unfair treatment compared to the dudes, our firsthand experiences with Paige Rage, why we like McHastings, and the ultimately satisfying conclusion to Paige’s arc at the end of the series.
Music in this episode:
“Hey There, Paige McCullers” by Dana Piccoli
“Love Will Make Me Stay” by Butterfly Boucher
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In this episode, we’re swimming with Sharks as we cover If at First You Don’t Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. We talk Spencer feeling guilty and maybe being A, Hanna’s reaction to an especially idiotic Prezria, Paige simultaneously making us cringe while breaking our hearts, the many parallels between Paily and Emison, and our new favorite show, Fitzgerald Family Fixers - coming to Freeform this fall!
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In this episode, “We need to TALK!” about the delightful Careful What U Wish 4. We discuss chaperone throuples, Dollhouse similarities, Aria’s hilarious fury, Mona and Emily’s shared queer heartbreak as personified by Lucas, and Sketchy New Kid Caleb antagonistically flirting with every Liar in sight.
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In this episode, we’re crying behind a dumpster with the heart-wrenching Know Your Frenemies. We talk at length about Liar first times, Spencer’s inexplicable Southern accent, the offscreen love triangle of Noel, Sean and Mike, A / Alison’s cruelest actions to date regarding Hanna, and the extremely problematic narrative parallels between Emaya and Prezria.
Content warning: As “Know Your Frenemies” features a storyline about eating disorders, this episode of our podcast contains a serious conversation on that topic.
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In this episode, we're going to a surprise party with Salt Meets Wound! We talk Ashley's poor decision-making re: the lasagna box bank, Spencer's cloche hat, Pam's judgment wolf, Lucas continuing to be terrible, and the subtext during that Hanna/Sean porch scene. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
Happy New Year! We’re back with 1B’s Moments Later. We talk Mona’s La Perla peace offering, Ali’s complicated relationship with the truth, Emily’s bravery in coming out to her dad, Aria’s willful ignorance about literally everything, and which "Friends" characters Lucas and Noel each represent. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate and review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!
Merry Christmas, Bitches! In this episode, we’re making the yuletide gay with the glittery mess that is season 5’s How the ‘A’ Stole Christmas! We talk Liar Christmas presents, our dream holiday queer burlesque, Vanderjesus as the most delightful ghost (who died for our sins), Alison’s loneliness, DrakeLaurentis family shenanigans, Spanna and Paily as the cutest Christmas couples, and the bizarre horror that is everyone hanging out in their underwear with their adult man English teacher. We’ll be back the second week of 2019! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening, and happy holidays!
In this episode, we’re going glamping with the action-packed 1A finale, Keep Your Friends Close! We offer many a Queer Lewk Alert, celebrate the fabulousness of Camp Mona, critique Toby’s evasion of the Rosewood PD, ponder Emily’s decision to let Maya answer her phone, and gleefully tear apart B26: the worst poem of all time. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re taking shelter from The Perfect Storm! We talk Aria’s bad priorities, Ali’s internalized biphobia, the contents of Mona’s birthday registry, the badassery of Veronica Hastings, and Ashley making toast for the Lizard Man from Next Door AKA Byron Montgomery. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re breaking down the flashback-heavy Please, Do Talk About Me When I’m Gone. We discuss Old Jason vs. New Jason, Emison at the Kissing Rock, Jenna and Spencer’s crackling sexual tension, Lucas’s need for a good therapist, and the bizarre burgeoning flirtation between Ashley and Byron. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re still reeling from The Homecoming Hangover! We talk (a lot) about the significance of Emily and Hanna’s coming out scene, Spencer confronting her own privilege, Hanna deserving way better than Sketchy Lucas or Controlling Gay Sean, the Montgomerys taking the lead in the competition for worst parents, and whether or not Emily ate Jenna’s cookies. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we’re getting all dressed up for There’s No Place Like Homecoming! We talk the improbable dance budget, the Liars’ ridiculous fashions, Hanna as the best wing-woman, Lucas as a potential #NiceGuy, Toby as the ultimate weirdo, and Spencer in her queerest look to date. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening!
In this episode, we're breaking down Reality Bites Me. We talk Mike getting ignored, Hanna being a terrible detective / awesome friend, Toby and Emily’s "500 Days of Summer" moment, Spencer meeting Alex Footloose-Proletariat on the tennis court, and just how much everyone must hate Prezra at that poetry reading. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast.
In our fourth episode, we’re breaking down season 1, episode 4: Can You Hear Me Now? We talk Maya giving Emily a metaphor, Hanna and Aria’s daddy/boyfriend parallels, Boo Radley Toby’s surprising sweetness, Mona getting creative (and hiding in the closet) as A, and—sigh—Ezra’s guitar. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, or check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast. Also, be sure to check out Benjamin Light’s awesome PLL videos on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjgyJFTp3z-mHH9iVk98MEQ/feed
In our third episode, we’re breaking down the jam-packed To Kill a Mocking Girl! We talk the unfortunate victim blaming going on in the Hastings household, Ella/Meredith fanfic, Hanna’s body image, Mona’s outrage over Emaya, and why we love Noel Kahn. The audio has improved and will hopefully be even better next week. Check out our Instagram: @everybodyapodcast. Thanks for listening!
In our second episode, we’re breaking down The Jenna Thing! We talk the indisputable queerness of Sean (and Mona, of course), Jenna as the physical manifestation of the Liars’ guilt, Emily coming out to herself, even more creepiness from Rosewood’s resident predators, and the winners of the Best and Worst Parent Awards. (Audio gets especially wonky around minute 24:00, but it eventually evens out, give or take a couple of spots.) Thanks for listening!
In our spoiler-filled first episode, we explore the queerness of the pilot of Pretty Little Liars. We talk Ezra’s creepiness (#Prezria) and the predation of all Rosewood males, Hanna emulating Alison, Maya coming in at an eleven, Spencer’s queer fashion, and the themes of secrets and stories. A note: we know the audio isn’t perfect. We’re working on it. Thanks for listening!