I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray: Recent Episodes
I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray
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It’s that time of year when Stephanie and I get together to discuss our favorite Christmas movies! But this year, we are focusing on Netflix films rather than Hallmark.
But never fear. We do have our Hallmark Christmas movie watch list ready to share with you, based solely on artwork, titles, and a brief blurb. Spoiler alert: We will both be tuning in to watch Oy to the World. With a name like that, we HAVE to see what happens!
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Champagne Problems trailer (Netflix)
A Merry Little X-Mas trailer (Netflix)
My Secret Santa trailer (Netflix)
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I took a little break for Thanksgiving and, during that time, I went to see the musical Wicked: For Good with my friends Lara and Stephanie. In this episode, Lara and I break down our feelings and try to decipher how we REALLY liked this movie versus the feeling that it wasn’t as good as the first. It’s hard to explain, but we do our best!
Wicked: For Good will do that to you, my friends. It’s light and fluffy compared to dark and brooding. It’s pink against green, yet at the end of the day, the entire experience changes you. For good.
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Hello, everyone!We’ve reached the dramatic conclusion of Mel’s journey to find love, and in the end, one woman was left standing. Because the other woman self-eliminated. It happens.Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the reasoning behind this woman’s departure, and debate if Mel would have chosen her if she had just “finished the game” and accompanied him to the fantasy suite. We also take a deep dive into Mel’s fears which include: dune buggies, stingrays, non-Hoka shoes, emotional conversations, and sentences that involve more than five words.Notice I didn’t list that he was afraid of commitment. Golden Mel never once thought about proposing! He’s not AFRAID of commitment. He’s just not interested in it. Luckily, I don’t think Peg is either!
Hello, everyone!We all know Women Tell All is the worst. Luckily, you have me and Some Guy in Austin to entertain you for roughly half an hour as we discuss Debbie's audition to become the next Golden Bachelorette and Nicholle's blatant damage control, which should be a master class in PR.Did the sensible pink blazer win her audience points? Listen and find out!
Hello, everyone!Well, it's hometown dates, and our Golden Bachelor, Mel, is happy to answer any questions with one-word answers. In the spirit of fairness, he's unwilling to tell family members that he sees a future with anyone at the moment, deeming his situation unique and complicated. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss how Debbie's family is totally fine with this, as long as Mel comes back and plays football with them in the backyard. Peggy and Cindy's daughters are a little more guarded. In the end, Mel chooses between three women who perch precariously on a tiny wooden beam laid over the swimming pool. The woman without a rose manages NOT to fall into the swimming pool as she dismounts, heading to the rejection bench and awaiting the rejection SUV. Ten bucks says this woman is the next Golden Bachelorette!
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Well, we have a great show for you today. Some Guy in Austin and I have so much to discuss, and most of it revolves around Nicholle and if she is THE WORST. Spoiler alert: I think she might be.
In this episode, you will learn so much about fair foods, Real Housewives, the Cardinal Rule of Bachelor Nation, and if lemon-based desserts are superior to all others.
Oh, and we talk about The Golden Bachelor, too.
Hello, everyone!
Some Guy in Austin is back this week, and we discuss all things Golden Bachelor! We have tons of questions to answer, such as:
- Why does The Bachelor continue to try to make roasting happen? IT IS THE WORST.
- Is Debbie the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, and will her heart be inevitably broken on national TV?
- And when considering skirt lengths, how short is too short for a sixty-plus-year-old woman?
No one wants to see your upper thigh, Nicholle. Correction, no one besides Mel wants to see your upper thigh, Nicholle.
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Hello, everyone!
We are back with Golden Bachelor Mel and his journey to find a woman who doesn’t care about what he said months ago about wanting to find a match who is fifteen years younger than he is, with no artificial joints. Isn’t this fun?
ABC wasted no time finding delightful women with very forgiving hearts. They think Mel is a catch, and they will stop at nothing to prove to him that women in their golden years are full of life! Full of energy! And, if your name is Nicholle, full of cringe-worthy moments that involve her tongue down Mel’s throat.
Can someone find me a couch cushion to hide behind, please? Thanks!
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If you are a reader, this is the episode for you! I am with my book-loving friend Paula, who shared her book recommendations with us last year! She’s thankfully agreed to indulge me with a podcast, and from my research, her list is pretty good!
Please know that I provide nothing other than an occasional question of verification or a hearty laugh. It was the best decision, trust me. Paula is a pro, and she didn’t really need to know that I’m currently reading the Throne of Glass series. For the third time.
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PAULA’S CHOICES
- Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman (cozy mystery)
- Thursday Murder Club (on Netflix)
- Theo of Golden by Allen Levi (fiction)
- Sociopath by Patric Gagne (memoir)
- Have More Fun by Mandy Arioto (non-fiction)
- The River We Remember by William Kent Krueger (literature)
- The Lincoln Highway by Amor Towles (historical fiction)
- Where the Light Fell by Philip Yancey (Christian memoir)
- Colony by Anne Rivers Siddons (fiction)
- The Correspondent by Virginia Evans (fiction)
- Ordinary Time: Lessons Learned While Staying Put by Annie B. Jones (essays)
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Hello, everyone!
Well, COVID is still hanging on tight to my lungs, which is super fun. Not only am I a walking zombie, but I just learned some disturbing news that I share with Some Guy in Austin! Thoughts and prayers to me, and to Dale and Kat for not pulling off a win.
But don’t worry, Kale. There are no losers on this podcast. Here, we are all winners. Unless you come at me with some nasty green beans, then it’s over.
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Hello, everyone!
Covid hit me hard right before we recorded. Please disregard my intermittent giggling, the occasional coughs that went unedited, and the deep breaths I took randomly throughout the episode.
I’m off to take a nap now. Enjoy the show!
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Hello, everyone!
Welcome to the Survivor version of The Bachelor, where all notions of people falling in love for the right reasons have shifted to strategizing how to stab your best friend in the back for a chance to win half a million dollars. Uncle Neil and his flashy diamond engagement rings are so yesterday.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know, discussing how and why people got voted off the island. Not one but two couples were forced to leave paradise, and the results may shock you as to who is left to outwit, outsmart, and outplay the others.
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Hello, everyone!
The game has officially changed, my friends, and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss what we think is going to happen in the upcoming episodes. Now that everyone has officially coupled up either for the sake of love or the sake of half a million dollars, we have no doubt that ABC is about to come in and ruffle some feathers.
Bailey and Jeremy are potentially going down. Parisa and Brian are about to be dunzo. Lea can barely speak to Jon-athon at the moment, and the goldens are trying not to pass out from dehydration.
All that to say, I think some feelings are going to get hurt, and my hope is that Jess and Spencer can pull out both a win and an engagement by the time Wells shouts “LAST CALL” from the bar. A girl can dream.
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Hello, everyone!
Some Guy in Austin is back, and let me tell you, he is LOVING this season of Bachelor in Paradise. Okay, loving it may be a bit of an exaggeration, but he is tolerating it. Yes, that’s the right word. Some Guy in Austin is TOLERATING Bachelor in Paradise because he knows he has a job to do and that is to report on the ins and outs of this season’s debauchery.
Between the feathery “Birds of Paradise” contest and two goldens enjoying a psychedelic trip on chocolate-infused drugs, we’ve got a lot to talk about this episode.
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Hello, everyone!
This is Lara, and I am excited for you to listen to the show, even though this was one of the cringiest episodes in Bachelor in Paradise history. Was it the golden body shots that did me in? Or Captain Kim’s poem?
Thank goodness it doesn’t really matter now. I’ve deaded it. Deaded. It.
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Hello, everyone!
Well, this episode is a bit different for two reasons. First, I am not sharing the mic with Some Guy in Austin, and second, I’m not recording in Houston! I’ve taken the show on the road for vacation!
But that doesn’t stop me from clapping alongside those lucky people who are trying to find love. Consider me Team Spencer and Jenn FOREVER!
Now, about those goldens, I am all for those seventy-year-olds to find love, too. But do I want to see them making out on inflatable unicorns and doing body shots all day?
Nope. That’s a hard pass.
Hello, everyone!Bachelor in Paradise is BACK, and I'm here to tell you that I AM HERE FOR IT! Some Guy in Austin is still questioning the new format, but I am one hundred percent leaning into the chach factory that the new show runners have cooked up for us. In this episode, we cover love matches, love triangles, and lost love. We also discuss ways the rejected boys could have done things differently, such as having a conversation, not being a dork, and calming down. We're looking at you, Hakeem. Bless your heart, my guy. Bless your heart.
Hello, everyone!It's been a minute since ABC aired a season of Bachelor in Paradise, and let me tell you, I am READY for the debauchery. As long as the golden bachelor and bachelorettes are more of a mentor situation, I'm here for the shenanigans that will unfold on the beaches of Costa Rica.Does Some Guy in Austin remember half of these people? No. But that's why I'm here! In this episode, I'll provide little tidbits of information to help you scourge your brain for any memory of these jokers.This does not apply to Ricky. No one knows who he is, and that's okay.
Hello, everyone!Summer is definitely summering here in Texas, but the heat can't stop Some Guy in Austin and me from podcasting in the glorious air conditioning about things that bother us. He sent me a list of his "pet peeves," and some turned out to be more of an idiosyncrasy variety. Pointing that out to him, it turns out, is also a pet peeve of his. Go figure. At least I didn't touch his food. EPISODE NOTES:75 Pet Peeves That Are Annoying SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!My roommate Lara and I just got back from a wedding in Canada, and in this episode, we are going to share details about everything you need to know about Lake Louise, the Fairmont, and this incredible drink we discovered. No, it's not a double, double from Tim Horton. It's much smoother than that!EPISODE NOTES:Ten Foot HenryFairmont Lake LouiseEmerald LakeFairview GinSky Bistro SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
You know I love my Mumford & Sons, and I'm excited to talk about their new album, Rushmere, with Todd! In this episode, we share our favorites from this new body of work, the songs from other albums that live rent-free in our hearts, and oddly enough, discuss which of the bourbons is the best of the bourbons.That's what happens when you record on the day of the Kentucky Derby. Some are in it for horses and jockeys. We are in it for the Weller 12. EPISODE NOTES:Rushmere favorites:TruthSurrenderCarry OnMalibuCarolineRushmereSHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
It’s been a minute since we shared our favorite TV shows and movies, so I invited Lara to help me sift through what’s good and what’s not in our latest installment of "Now Playing." Here's a sentence you probably thought you'd never hear: I watched a psychological thriller and actually liked it! Of course, I chased it with a romantic comedy, but you should still be proud of me. EPISODE NOTES:Severance (Apple TV)The Residence (Netflix)Ransom Canyon (Netflix)The Life List (Netflix)Paradise - HuluSHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first off-season podcast of 2025!I took a little break after the season finale of The Bachelor, and now I'm back with my good friend Stephanie to discuss at length our thoughts and opinions about the live remake of Disney's Snow White. Let me tell you, dear listener, that we have lots of thoughts and lots of opinions about this controversial film. And one very big question: WHY? Why does Snow White forget to sing "Someday My Prince Will Come?"Why are the dwarves CGI?Why does Prince Charming wear a hoodie?We break down these answers and decide who is the fairest live Disney remake of them all in this episode. I hope you enjoy!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for the official Snow White trailer.Click HERE to listen to our previous podcast on Cinderella stories.SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello, everyone!Bachelor Grant's journey to find love has come to an end, and we are left with one very happy lady and one who is shocked and ready to get some answers from Uncle Jesse Palmer at the finale celebration. Spoiler alert: She still leaves dumbfounded.Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know about this episode, including:Was Litia's baby timeline the detail that left her without a very important ring on a very important finger?Did Julianna win because she was, and I quote, "More fun?"How much grease was in Clayton's hair, and was his segment necessary?Who among this season's cast will be invited to Bachelor in Paradise?How much ick did you have to swallow down when you heard that Golden rejects will be joining the PYTs in Paradise?Ten bucks says Leslie is grinding up on a twenty-something dude by episode three. You know I'm right.EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello, everyone!It's Fantasy Suite week on The Bachelor, and we've got all the information for you, even though Some Guy in Austin and I knew exactly who was going home at the end of the night. That doesn't stop us from discussing very important details, such as: Is the Dominican Republic the perfect place to get engaged?Did Julianna hate her muddy four-wheeler date more than Zoe hated her silent yoga date?Will Litia be the last woman standing?And does anyone remember Kaity from Zack's season?Or maybe a better question is...does anyone remember Zack? EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello, everyone!Even though I practically had to beg him, Some Guy in Austin and I are back to discuss the Carolina Show! I mean, The Bickering Show! I mean, Grant's Women Tell All! So much was revealed in this episode, such as:What did Grant actually say to Rose that made her assume he was thinking of her while Carolina was grinding on him?Is Dina trying out for the part of Elle Woods for a theatrical debut in the stage production of Legally Blonde?And was Linda the Llama the biggest star of the night? Or was it Sarafeina's mom, Velma? How lame was the Magic Mirror, and why didn't Uncle Jesse Parlmer ask it who won was the fairest of them all?Based on early reviews, I know that the answer was NOT Snow White. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello, everyone!Well, our favorite week has finally arrived. Bachelor Grant is going on four exciting hometown dates and Some Guy in Austin, and I couldn't be happier. We break down everything you need to know about the episode, like:Julianna doesn't need a blouse or a pretty top. She'll just put on her shapewear and call it a day!Who cares if Zoe's aunt feels Zoe and Grant have more layers to peel back? They are totally going to get that done as they partake in a bridal photoshoot. It just makes sense.Will Litia's family accept Grant with all his tattoos, earrings, and propensity to drink on occasion? And how many layers of lip gloss did Dina's friend Erita slather on before her close-up? My guess is at least a dozen.EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!Grant is well on his way to finding his one true love, and this week, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss everything you need to know in case you missed the show. This includes, but is not limited to:Raise your hand if you sang the Outlander theme song in your head the entire time we were in Scotland.How incredibly handsome is Jamie Fraser?Did Carolina seal her own fate when she cried in front of Grant? Again.How shocked were you at the very last rose given out? I may have accidentally choked on all the air I sucked into my lungs as a result of the shock. I'm glad my friend Brooke was with me to help. By pointing and laughing. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to read my Outlander recaps!Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love in Madrid, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 4, including but not limited to:Is Grant melting Dina's Ice Queen persona? The gift of a Spanish rock: Is this romantic, and what are the odds that Parisa has a rock tumbler at home?Did Rose self-eliminate because she saw the writing on the wall? Or was she over-tired? Or both?Is Carolina ready to take the role of official season villain?And is Sarafiena your new favorite like she is mine?I'm so glad she survived tandem bungee jumping in the rain. Of course, she will kiss Grant with the full force of her entire being. And the fact that she apologized to her mom afterward? She's awesome.EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 3, including but not limited to:Our idea for a new and improved blanket - Someone get the sharks on the phoneDid someone murder Beverly, and ABC is trying to cover it up? Did Rose lie to Grant? Did Grant lie to Carolina? Or did everyone hear what they thought they heard?I apologize in advance for the words Alexe wrote down on a dry-erase board that made me wheeze laughing two separate times during this podcast. It won't hurt my feelings if you hit the fast-forward button because it takes us a second to compose ourselves. And I think you know who says the crass thing. I just laughed. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!Well, it's Episode 2 of Bachelor Grant's journey to find love, and he is off to an interesting start. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the most important details, including:How do we feel about someone describing us as "juicy?"Who is Mario, and did anyone know he had become so popular after the Step Up dance movie?Was Carolina oblivious to the fact that the vibe was off after her cocktail party or was she faking it?And if I tell you that we are going to the mall, what song immediately plays in your head?If it's not Robin Sparkles, you don't know me at all. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!We are excited to be back in another season of The Bachelor, where Some Guy in Austin and I try to help Grant on his journey to find love. He has a lot of contenders, a few potential crazies, and one llama-loving gal who, by my predictions, will go far.Here's hoping Linda EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Happy New Year!Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to share our picks for Season 29 of The Bachelor! You’ll be happy to know that we have clear favorites, a few solid question marks, and a healthy debate on who we think is the villain. Spoiler: We believe there's more than one.Needless to say, we are excited for Grant and his journey to find love and wish him nothing but happiness. Bring on the crazies, and let's get this party started!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and TwitterAudio Player
Hello, everyone!Well, Stephanie is back, and we are talking Hallmark Christmas movies. Then we dive into one of the most anticipated Hallmark Christmas movies if you are a Swiftie! We watched Holiday Touchdown and had so many thoughts that we had to podcast immediately. Let the record show I sipped one or two gingerbread martinis during the blessed event, so I may be a touch giggly. Go Chiefs! Go Taylor Nation! And message me if you want the gingerbread martini recipe. It was a yuletide delight!EPISODE NOTES:Holiday Touchdown (Hallmark)Hallmark+Christmas in Notting Hill (Netflix)The Holidate (Netflix)Twas the Date Before Christmas (Hallmark)SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello everyone!Well, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, and because so many of you have messaged me, I am excited to announce that Stephanie is joining me for a Christmas movie review we watched on Netflix. Don’t worry! Hallmark Christmas movies are coming in our next episode, but we just had to report on our findings and give feedback in case you, too, were pulled in by the Yuletide marketing. I think we can safely say that Chad Michael Murray is still dear to both of us. He can’t dance worth a flip. But he’s dear. And not too shabby in the physique department! EPISODE NOTES:The Merry Gentlemen trailerOur Little Secret trailerHot Frosty trailerSHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello, everyone!I took a little break for Thanksgiving, and during that time, I went to see the movie Wicked with my friends Lara and Stephanie. I walked away from that experience with a lot of feelings, thoughts, opinions, and a piece of choreography that will live in my head forever as I try desperately to go to sleep at night. Wicked will do that to you, my friends. It's two green thumbs up for this reviewer. Give me a shout if you think the film is popular! LAR!EPISODE NOTES:Wicked movie trailerSHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
Hello, everyone!It's been eight weeks of golden goodness, and Joan's season finale did not disappoint. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the important parts you need to know, such as:Joan's children and the one who has questionable eyewear Chock's casual gift of what we think is a townhouse in New York CityAnd Guy's Golden Mesnick momentEach and every year, that move does not disappoint. I love it!EPISODE NOTES:SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Instagram and Twitter
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It’s fantasy week, people, and Joan is taking the hanky panky out of the equation because she’s a classy lady. I applaud Joan for her conviction! Some Guy in Austin wonders if that’s why one of her suitors bailed. Per the usual, this makes for some great content on the podcast.
Don’t worry, Joan. I’ve got your back!
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Hello, everyone!
We have reached Joan’s hometown dates. Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday Keith was comparing our golden bachelorette to a warm pair of sweatpants straight out of the dryer. And now Joan is galavanting all across the US, trying to memorize the names of her suitors, kids, and grandkids.
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all sorts of hometown details, including:
- Joan’s choice of wardrobe in Lake Tahoe and if sunscreen was applied to the exposed parts of her boobs.
- The beauty of Pascal’s children and how his son also wears friendship bracelets, just like his dad!
- How you could fit an entire person between Joan and Jordan when they were sitting on a couch meeting his family.
- And Chock’s decision to invite all of Bachelor Nation to grieve his mother by planting a tree with the entire extended family.
I call that a party foul. Do you?
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Hello, everyone!
Some Guy in Austin is back, and we are ready to discuss this week’s episode of Joan’s golden journey. We have lots of thoughts, opinions, and questions, including the following:
- Do we want to see sixty-year-old men in tightie whities? No, thank you.
- Was Chock a jackwagon for acting like Joan was his girlfriend on the bowling date?
- Did Pascal recoil at the rented shoes on said bowling date?
- Is Mark the sweetest, kindest man on the planet?
- How shocked were you by the final four?
I personally yelled at the television.
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Hello, everyone!
Well, Joan is well on her way to finding her one true love, letting him go for a few days, and then greeting him with a warm hug when he returns. My roommate Lara and I have various thoughts on this development, and we share them with you along with deep questions, like:
- Do we need to see sixty-year-old men as Chippendales?
- Do we need to see sixty-year-old men thrusting?
- Do we need to see the tongues of sixty-year-old men before a kiss has commenced?
- And is Mark the cutest thing ever in a fireman’s costume?
The answers can be found in Episode 359. Enjoy!
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Hello everyone!
Well, Some Guy in Austin and I had a delightful conversation about Joan’s golden adventure to find love, and I learned a few things along the way.
- Number one: You should always stretch and have a nice warm bowl of Quaker Oats before a rigorous game of kickball.
- Number two: If you are over sixty years of age, nine times out of ten, no one should see your sternum when you are allegedly fully clothed.
- And number three: Wayne Newton, Mr. Las Vegas himself, is NOT dead! For some reason, I think that needs to be reported.
Danke Schoen!
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Hello, everyone!
Well, I hope you are ready for an in-depth conversation about prom, because Some Guy in Austin and I circle that drain for about eight minutes. Yes, I need to know what he wore, and yes, I need to know what song was playing when he slow-danced with his date.
We also talk a little bit about Joan and her golden suitors, who might be more interested in their lack of closet space than our fair-haired bachelorette.
I’m looking at you, Pascal.
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Hello, everyone!
We have entered into our Golden Bachelorette era and Joan is ready to find love with some of the most adorable men you ever did see. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you in this episode and let you know who cried, who killed it, and who thinks Joan is like a warm pair of sweatpants straight out of the dryer.
You’re my boy, Keith!
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It was three hours of straight-up humiliation during Jenn’s finale, and I have to say I’m very disappointed in franchise showrunners. It’s clear that they couldn’t care less about the humans who have signed their lives over to the show.
How many times did I ask, “IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?” About forty-seven. Coupled with a million eye rolls. Let’s all pour one out for Jenn tonight and hope she finds love in the Dancing with the Stars ballroom.
It’s the least ABC can do.
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Hello there!
Welcome to everyone’s favorite episode…THE FANTASY SUITES! Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down and discuss the important pieces of information you need to know about the forego card dates, including:
- Is Molly Mesnick the new Trista?
- Did Jesse Palmer play golf the entire time he was in Hawaii?
- Could Marcus be any more precious?
- And how do we feel about matching shirts and bottoms as an outfit?
Some say it’s fine. Others say it’s like wearing pajamas in public and is that really a bad thing?
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Hello everyone!
If you’ve been around this podcast or even my recap for longer than a minute, you probably know the moment I checked out of Devin’s hometown date. Let me give you a hint. It started with the word “Running” and ended with the word “Club.”
Some Guy in Austin and I break down all of the intricacies of each hometown date and share our thoughts about pounding coffee after a mile hike in the heat, pounding champagne after a friendly game of lacrosse, and pounding donuts in a grocery store full of animatronics.
I’ll take the dancing milk carton and JV Chick-fil-A cow please, and thank you.
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Once upon a time, I saw the Broadway musical Wicked and was forever changed by the story of a green woman named Elphaba and her popular roommate Galinda (the “ga” is silent). As these two ladies introduced me to another side of Oz, launching their friendship at the University of Shiz and getting into trouble at the Emerald City, not once did I think about Seattle.
Not. Once.
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Hello everyone!
Well, Some Guy in Austin is back this week to talk about all the things surrounding Jenn’s journey to find love. We cover a lot of ground in this episode, including but not limited to:
- Aggressive turtlenecks. Is this a thing?
- Should we be worried that Jenn’s ex-boyfriend looks nothing like her current crop of suitors?
- Was the rain on Jon-athon’s date real or fake?
- And how hard is it to herd sheep?
The answer is extremely difficult. Especially when you don’t open the gate. Major foul, guys. Major foul.
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I don’t know if you know this, but New Zealand is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to hate on Devin, pressure Jenn into jumping off a building, escort a wannabe bad boy directly to the awaiting rejection SUV, and rekindle a romance that you thought was smack dab in the Friend Zone.
Who’s Matthew? No one knows! And I can’t wait to find out!
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Hello, everyone!
I am a professional, and I think that it is only fair that I apologize to Double N Jenn for poking fun at the way she pronounced Melbourne, Australia when she lifted her flute of champagne to “cheers” that her boys would be foregoing any stateside nonsense in lieu of an adventure down under. Apparently, the locals do pronounce it “Mel-bun.”
Jenn, you have my sincerest apologies. I’ll never doubt you again. Instead, I’ll pose a serious question: How many beige ostriches had to be plucked to make your sleeved pashmina? I’m guessing twelve.
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Hello, everyone!
I don’t know about you, but I’m excited to see where Double N Jenn’s journey to find love takes her. Some Guy in Austin…not so much. But he does have a few questions about a particular love-sick gentleman and others who randomly spray fire extinguishers in the general direction of our bachelorette.
Me? I’m all for Austin. His unfortunate mullet? Not so much.
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Hello, everyone!
Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to share our picks for this season of The Bachelorette! You’ll be happy to know that we have unconventional favorites and a few solid question marks, including one suitor who we think could be a pirate.
Truth talk: I had to Google this season’s Bachelorette because I couldn’t remember that her name is Jenn. Yes, that makes me an unprofessional podcaster, but shouldn’t I receive some sort of reward points for remembering Daisy, Maria, and Kelsey’s names?
I think I should.
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Hello, everyone!
This week, Some Guy in Austin is back, and we travel back to 1986 to discuss one of our favorite movies, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. It’s one of THE BEST! Just listen to this synopsis:
“Ferris Bueller has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, ‘borrows’ a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris’ trail is high school principal Rooney, determined to catch him in the act.”
Ferris taught us that we should have at least three fake accents in our repertoire, that it is okay to covet Sloane’s hair, and that a black and brown vest paired with a leather jacket and white patent shoes sounds like a fashionable nightmare, but actually withstands the test of time.
But most importantly, Ferris taught us that life moves pretty fast. If we don’t stop and look around once in a while, we could miss it.
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Here’s the trailer for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
And here’s a link to the amazing parade scene!
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Hello everyone!
I’ve finally sort of recovered from our Scandinavian trip to see Taylor Swift! And let me tell you, dear listener, it was an absolute delight. In this episode, Lara and I discuss everything, including the concert, the people, how all the bicycles in the world currently reside in Copenhagen, and the possibility of moving to Norway if it was summer weather all year around.
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Hello everyone!
Today’s podcast is another in my “It’s a Love Story” series, sponsored by my book of the same name, which just celebrated five years of existence. I can’t believe how time flies and how this is my twenty-fifth podcast about my favorite love stories!
What’s even weirder is that I have never podcasted about one of my favorite movies: Ever After! Just listen to this synopsis!
This updated adaptation of the classic fairytale tells the story of Danielle, a vibrant young woman who is forced into servitude after her father’s death. Danielle’s stepmother is a heartless woman who forces Danielle to do the cooking and cleaning while she tries to marry off her own two daughters. But Danielle’s life takes a wonderful turn when she meets the charming Prince Henry.
Ever After taught us that strong, feisty women know how to throw an apple and hit a moving target, have no problem climbing trees, and can learn to expertly use a sword by the age of eight. We also learned that you should always help an elderly artist who is being robbed by gypsies in the woods. And that a lady’s voice should not be louder that the gentle hum of whispering wind.
I love this movie with my whole heart. It’s not about magic wands or fairy godmothers. It’s about true love. Sure, the prince and his bride did live happily ever after. But the point, dear listener, is that they LIVED!
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It’s been a minute since we shared our favorite TV shows and movies, so I invited Todd to help me sift through what’s good and what’s not. Remember, Todd is my friend who will watch the dark and twisty shows, so if you’re looking for murder or scary or think pieces, he’s your guy. On the other hand, I talk about Pretty Little Liars for way too long. We make a great team.
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The Regime on (HBO) MAX
Silo on Apple TV
Pretty Little Liars on Hulu/Disney Plus
Palm Royale on Apple TV
Love on the Spectrum on Netflix
Masters of the Air on Apple TV
The New Look on Apple TV
Ripley on Netflix
Baby Reindeer on Netflix
Hacks on (HBO) MAX
Bridgerton Season 3 on Netflix
House of the Dragon on (HBO) Max
The Idea of You on Amazon Prime
Anyone But You on Netflix
Fall Guy in theaters NOW!
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Hello, everyone!
Well, it’s Tortured Poets Department time. Lara and I took a few days to digest Taylor Swift’s new double album and are ready to share our initial thoughts. If I had to describe the piece in a few words, I would choose “raw” and “brooding.” So, if you’re looking for a 1989-ish sing-a-long, I’m afraid this isn’t the era for you. With that said, Lara and I are intrigued by this album and the 31 glimpses we have into the soul of a tortured poet.
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MIDNIGHTS review
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Hello, everyone!
If you are a reader, this is the episode for you! I am with two of my book-loving friends and I made them sit around a darling kitchen table to share what they are devouring lately. From my research, the list is pretty good.
Please know that I provide nothing other than an occasional question of verification or a hearty laugh. It was the best decision, trust me. These women are pros, and they didn’t really need to know that I’m currently reading the Selection series. For the third time.
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PAULA’S CHOICES
- All My Knotted Up Life by Beth Moore (biography)
- Lady Tan’s Circle of Women by Lisa See (historical fiction)
- How To Stay Married by Harrison Scott Key (memoir)
- The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman (murder/mystery)
- Taste by Stanley Tucci (food/memoir)
- The Kitchen Counter Cooking School by Kathleen Flinn (cooking/food)
RANELLE’S CHOICES
- The Local by Joey Hartstone (thriller)
- First Lie Wins by Ashley Elston (thriller)
- Something Bad Wrong by Eryk Pruitt (thriller)
- The River We Remember by William Kent Krueger (murder/mystery)
- The Women by Kristin Hannah (historical fiction)
- Tea Shop Mystery Book Series by Laura Childs (murder/mystery)
Blind Date with a Book
Books as TV Series
- A Gentleman in Moscow (Amazon Prime)
- Lessons in Chemistry (Apple Plus)
- We Were the Lucky Ones (Hulu)
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I’m sure you have heard that an upcoming total eclipse will wrap Texas in darkness for several minutes. It’s very exciting! In the spirit of the event, Lara and I gathered together to visit about the things that are giving us light, the things that are dark, and a few things in that weird moment between where we don’t know where they land yet.
Are you thoroughly confused? Don’t worry. It will all make sense. Just keep listening!
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LIGHT SIDE OF THE ECLIPSE
- Disney Plus (AKA: Where you can watch Taylor’s ERAS TOUR concert)
- Flight of the Navigator
- Owala water bottle I used in Zambia
- Fairlife protein shakes (tastes like chocolate milk!)
- Reese’s Dipped Animal Crackers (Costco link)
- Texas A&M Equestrian team and facilities
- Contact me for my Christmas margarita recipe!
DARK SIDE OF THE ECLIPSE
- March Madness bracket = busted
- The New Look on Apple TV
WE DON’T KNOW YET
- It’s postcard time at The Lost Kitchen!
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith on Amazon Prime
- Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé
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Y’all, the showrunners got me. I’ll hand it to ABC, the sneaky little buggers, and admit that they tricked me into looking at Joey’s Home Depot proposal pedestal for all the drama when I should have been looking at the white Chevy Tahoe! Daisy and Kelsey in the same vehicle? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale for you and discuss all the important things, such as:
- Are Joey and Kelsey really into each other or are they faking it for the cameras?
- Will the golden bachelorettes follow around our new bachelorette on her journey to find love?
- Did Daisy choose her After the Final Rose outfit and hair style from my sister’s prom in 1992?
Based on the maroon sequins and whimsical bang tendrils, my answer is yes.
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Hello, everyone!
Can you believe we have finally reached Joey’s Women Tell All episode? I’ll tell you, Some Guy in Austin and I couldn’t care less what all the women said, but we did care about how Joey narrowed his roster down to two women. Let me tell you, dear listener, we have some thoughts. Such as:
- Was that the sweetest little breakup you ever did see?
- Should “We Need To Talk” be the name of Kelsey’s podcast after this thing goes south?
- Should Some Guy in Austin treat the upcoming solar eclipse like a dry run for the apocalypse?
- When watching The Notebook, who do you think deserved Allie’s hand in marriage?
And why does my podcast co-host infuriate me with such nonsensical answers like James Marsden?
Did he declare, “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird!” I think not.
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Hello everyone!
Don’t you just love those Golden Bachelor ladies? What a treat to have them fly all the way to Mexico to sit down and give (two of) our girls a pep talk about life, love, and other mysteries. I’m sure Susan, Sandra, and (not) Leslie thought long and hard about this delicate situation and how their words of wisdom would impact the young women sitting before them.
Susan to Rachel: “Have no fear!”
Sandra to Daisy: “Tell him what you’re feeling!”
Leslie to Kelsey: “Don’t get excited because he’s probably not going to pick you even if you think you’re a shoo-in!”
Bless all their hearts.
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Hello, everyone!
I can’t believe we are one week away from hometowns. Joey has the most eclectic group of women heading into next week, right? Some Guy in Austin and I sifted through the details of episode seven to try and figure out what was going to happen in the coming weeks. Be warned that we wander from the topic of conversation a few times, and that leads to me giggling uncontrollably. Is Some Guy in Austin that funny? Or was I so tired from insomnia from the night before?
Listen to how I respond to the phrase “Han Solo from the waist down,” and you be the judge!
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Hello, everyone!
Je m’appelle Claude and I have officially reached the nervous status of our boy Joey. Has the Bachelor ever cried this early in a season because of all the feels he’s feeling? I know I’m the one who has been recapping this show for twenty-plus seasons, but I think that the forlorn pending angst typically hits our lead right around hometowns. This is TOO EARLY!
Poor Joey has to take a beat. He’s forced to sit down on a bench in the middle of a gorgeous park somewhere in Canada and think about his future, since he’s falling for multiple women. He’s his biggest critic and is deathly afraid of someone not accepting him for who he is as a person.
Welcome to being a human, Joey. We’ve all been there!
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Hello, everyone!
Well, after two nights and four hours of Bachelor Joey, I’ve finally figured out that our boy loves all women and would gladly marry anyone. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to figure out how we can help Joey navigate this journey. Should extra points be given to:
- Women who can paint somewhat concentric circles
- Women who paint their bodies and roll around on a canvas
- Women who get zits from the stress of a two-on-one date
- Women who aren’t afraid of sausages flying at their face
Poor Autumn. Here’s hoping the ABC Intern offered her a refreshing breath mint before her alone time with Joey!
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Hello everyone!
It’s episode 3 of The Bachelor, and Joey is already having to navigate a mean girl situation. The bad news is that the villain is extra spicy and a whole lotta clueless. The good news is that Maria was able to shut the nonsense down with one sentence.
Some Guy in Austin and I marvel at Maria’s line and discuss several other important matters, such as:
- Can the art of kissing be considered a talent?
- What are the odds those women ate the KFC at the pool party?
- How mad was Jenn upon learning her one-on-one date was surfing and she spent all that time curling her hair?
- Does confessing the fact that the women in your family are all single imply that y’all are a band of merry murderesses, and exactly what shade of red is that flag?
The answer is deep, deep crimson.
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Hello, everyone!It's a great time to be covering The Bachelor! I've had so many listeners, readers, and friends approach me about Joey and how they are fully on board with his season! And I couldn't be more delighted. Some Guy in Austin and I break the second episode down with lots of laughs and lots of questions. For example:Is the official wardrobe of the season distressed mom jeans and neutral tops?Did Evalin suffer a concussion when she landed on her face after jumping over that table?Why did a bra-less Maria put on a bra and then claim to be more comfortable? Some Guy in Austin opted out of that discussion. Understandable. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to read this week's recap!Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.”Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and TwitterAudio Player
Hello everyone!Can you believe that we are kicking off Season 28 of The Bachelor? Gone are the days of twenty women nervously exiting a limo and giggling at their chance to find love with a stranger. Nowadays, there are so many cringy icebreakers that we have to edit it down from thirty to the top fifteen most embarrassing mishaps. Some Guy in Austin and I discussed how many times I hid behind my couch cushion, and let me tell you, dear listener, it was a lot. There were balls, and bananas, and disappointing chemistry experiments. Not to mention the fact that one problematic girl actually waved her own red flag.Run, Joey. RUN!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night's Game! Our league name is "Love For The Win."Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and TwitterAudio Player
Hello everyone!I’m so happy to have my roommate Lara with me this episode to discuss the two shows we recently binged upon our return from Zambia. It was one of those situations where the show would end, we’d look at each other, and both agreed, without using words, that we were invested enough to move along to the next episode, even though it was way past our bedtime. Let me tell you: The Crown and The Lost Kitchen are worth your time. We are committed individuals, dear listeners, and it is our job to trudge through hours of content so you don’t have to. I’ve built my podcast on this fact alone. And I will continue to devote my time to watching way more TV than normal people because I am a professional, and I love you dearly. You, my friend, are worth it!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to watch The Crown trailer.Click HERE to learn more about Erin French and The Lost Kitchen.SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and TwitterAudio Player
Hello everyone!Happy New Year! Welcome to the first episode of 2024, which should technically be the second podcast of 2024, because your girl forgot to hit record a week ago when Some Guy in Austin and I sat down to discuss Gerry Gary’s wedding. Never fear. We shallow dive into the golden nuptials for a few minutes before we get into the ins and outs of Bachelor Joey’s cast of characters! That’s right. The new season starts on January 22, so mark your calendars. We’ve got all sorts of fun ladies vying for the tennis pro’s heart. Who will find love? Will it be the one who reads by candlelight? One of the sisters? Or the lovely lady who thinks aliens are real?I can’t wait to find out! Game, Set, MATCH!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Want to hear my Alexander Hamilton intro knock-off? Click HERE! Scroll down to "Amazing Collection | Year 3 Introduction and fast forward to 2:21. Prepare to be amazed.THIS is Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello at the 2019 AMAs singing Señorita. Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!Well, it’s the most wonderful time of year, which means I finally have the podcast you’ve all been waiting for…our Hallmark Christmas Movie special with Stephanie! But we did things a little differently this year. Since Steph and I were both in Zambia, we decided to showcase one movie and then blind rate all the others. And let me tell you, we chose WISELY!A Biltmore Christmas is fantastic. A magical hourglass that sends you to 1947 to meet a charming actor? Yes, please! In case you already have figured it out, I L-O-V-E-D this Hallmark Christmas Movie, and it’s not just because I’ve been to the Biltmore. It’s mostly because I spent CHRISTMAS at the Biltmore last year! It was both joyful and triumphant. EPISODE NOTES:Watch the trailer for A Biltmore Christmas HERE!HERE are all of the Hallmark Christmas Movies for 2024!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!It’s the most wonderful time of year, so Lara and I decided to take a creative approach on “the gift that keeps on giving.” In our case, this is the gift of our favorite mission organization Arise Africa and, of course, the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelse romance. All we want for Christmas is for some kids to get sponsored and for this love story to be played out for us to live vicariously through on social media! Is that too much to ask, Santa? I think not!EPISODE NOTES:Read all about Arise Africa HERE!Read about my favorite part of the trip HERE!Read the article from TIME Magazine HERE!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!Well we finally made it to the Golden Bachelor finale of GerryGary’s season, and Some Guy in Austin has thoughts and opinions about what went down in Costa Rica. We LOVE Gerry/Gary, but I will say, we fly way off-base a few times, covering all sorts of other important topics like my trip to Africa, Christmas, and the artist formerly known as Prince. But we tie it up with a nice bow at the end, celebrating our inaugural golden season. Would you expect anything less from us? I think not.EPISODE NOTES:Read all about Arise Africa HERE!Read about my favorite part of the trip HERE!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!It's day four of our mission trip, and I had the privilege of sitting down with Angela and Lucy, who works at the MacDonald Brown School. This is where most of our days are spent helping build the library, among other things.Angela and Lucy are amazing women. How do I know? Because they managed to get an entire school of Zambians to sing to Lara on her birthday. Was there a dry eye in the house? No there was not. Never fear. I have the audio and you'll hear it for yourself. Prepare to feel all the feels!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to learn more about sponsoring a child from Arise Africa.Click HERE to follow along as we take over the Arise Africa Instagram!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!Well, it’s day three of our mission trip, and guess what? I don't cry once in this episode. Did I cry during the day? Of course, I did. But there were no tears on the podcast. I consider that growth.In this episode, I had the privilege of sitting down with Country Director Noah Lungu. He shares the mission and vision of Arise Africa, and sheds a little more light on the the resource center in Matero.Fun fact: We also give Noah a new nickname, which is L-O-V-E-S! He didn't technically tell me that, but I could tell the name will live on long after I'm gone. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to learn more about sponsoring a child from Arise Africa.Click HERE to follow along as we take over the Arise Africa Instagram!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!Well, it's day two of our mission trip. Do I cry in this episode? Technically, there were tears, but due to what I imagine is a bit of dehydration thanks to the Zambian heat, I didn't bawl like yesterday. You're welcome.I sat down with Ryan and Krystal Scott to discuss their experience sponsoring a child through Arise Africa. Then their children August, Matilda, and Ruby joined the conversation, and things got really interesting. You're going to love this one!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to learn more about sponsoring a child from Arise Africa.Click HERE to follow along as we take over the Arise Africa Instagram!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!We made it to Zambia and I am thrilled to share our first story from the field with Lara, Autumn, and Lauren! I sat down with these ladies to talk about their commitment to helping raise some of the kids in the Arise homes. I need you to know that I cry a few times in this episode, so get ready for that. And also, this audio comes straight from the field, so you’re going to hear weird things in the background. Just go with it!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to learn more about sponsoring a child from Arise Africa.Click HERE to read my original post about the brothers Lara and Autumn sponsor.SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!All of you know that traditionally Women Tell All is my least favorite episode of the series, but in true Golden Bachelor form, GerryGary proves to be my favorite member of Bachelor Nation. He is wonderful. The women are the best. And Jesse Palmer and I celebrated and cried real tears with the entire cast.We love you Roberta!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!It’s hometown week. Some Guy in Austin and I have lots of thoughts and opinions about the children, the grandchildren, and which lady will be left standing, helping ease Gerry Gary’s pain that will inevitably occur after breaking someone’s heart. We also share stories about large dead animals and their proper disposal. Gotta love those tangents!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!This week, I didn’t prepare an intro, because I don’t need one. All you have to know is that during this episode, I managed to record commentary with Some Guy in Austin and Mama. I just sat back and tried not to snort laugh. I was not successful. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to read the recap!Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!We are getting down to the nitty-gritty with Gerry, and our golden bachelor is going to have to make some serious decisions in the upcoming weeks. However, he’s pretty cut and dry during episode four. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the dangers of fake pickleball injuries and the ramifications of using scathing language when communicating with other women. According to Gerry’s actions, such nonsense will land you in the rejection SUV faster than you can say ZIP IT! EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to read the recap!Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
I’ve uttered this sentence approximately seventeen times since The Golden Bachelor‘s debut: “I love Jerry/Gerry with my whole heart.” He is extremely kind, highly articulate, and overwhelmingly intentional with the women with which he’s been paired. The tears! The compassion! Poor Gerry is going to have to pop and extra Xanax the day he has to send the runner-up home. I hope ABC retains a Psychotherapist, because Gerry is going to need one. The pain he causes another person just might do him in.The women, on the other hand, are another story. I expected more from you, Kathy. EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to read the recap!Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello, everyone!It's week two, and my love for Gerry is still strong. My roommate Lara joins me today to share Gerry's first week dating twenty-two women, and we do have a count of how many times he cried. Note for the audio, I cried more than anyone in the room, and I'm not feeling weird about it at all. Lara and I break down the details of the dates, including:Did anyone think through making Gerry drive at nighttime on a busy California highway? Kudos to Susan for having the forethought to pack a white fringe flapper dress in case she has to jump out of a fake birthday cake.When did pirate wench become a genre for romance novels?And why in the world did ABC make these women stay in bunk beds?If Joan breaks a hip falling out of the top bunk when she gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, I'm going to be so upset.EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to read the recap!Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello, everyone!Well, after three years of advertisements, ABC has finally aired the inaugural episode of The Golden Bachelor, and it did not disappoint! Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from the hour-long (PTL!) journey, including:Gerry's emotional love story with his now deceased wifeIf Leslie really dated PrinceThe importance of laugh therapyAnd some of the saucier one-linersI'm looking at you, Susan, you naughty lady.EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
Hello everyone!This podcast is a direct result of audience participation. I’m telling you, I have received more requests to record an episode on Golden Bachelor Gerry’s cast of suitors than any other season in recent memory. Bachelor Nation is INTRIGUED.Some Guy in Austin and I sift through all twenty-two women to report on the important things you need to know, such as:Who doesn’t like cold temperatures?Who is most proud of her high credit score?Who has a discreetly hidden tattoo?And which lady wants you to embrace body glitter as if your life depends on it?Gerry is one lucky guy. On September 28, he will have his choice of women who love to travel, adore their pets, are avid pickleball players, and probably have no intention of moving away from their grandkids to start anything more than a friendship.I can’t wait!EPISODE NOTES:Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!SHOW NOTES:Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or AndroidFollow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
Although it still feels like the peak of summer here in Houston, the calendar does tell me that it is indeed September, which means it’s time for a summer concert review. Lara and I take a walk down Memory Lane as we share details from the live music events we attended in 2023. To no one’s surprise, this list includes Taylor Swift and Thomas Rhett.
But this time, we have actual interaction with one of our beloved musical artists! Did we sneak onto Taylor’s tour bus? Did Thomas Rhett invite us to an after-party?
You’ll have to listen to find out!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Eras Tour playlist I made on Spotify!
Eras Tour Movie
Here’s the Billy Currington playlist I made on Spotify!
Click HERE to see TR sign Lara’s boot!
Here’s the Thomas Rhett playlist I made on Spotify!
Can you tell I love to make Spotify playlists?
Moulin Rouge, the Broadway Musical
John Cardoza, who played Christian
Ain’t Too Proud: The Life and Times of The Temptations
Watch the Love Again trailer!
Here’s the Celine Dion playlist I made on Spotify!
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I’m back with my friend Stephanie, who is the ultimate travel planner for Disney and Universal vacations. Let me tell you, we cover A LOT of ground in this episode, so get ready to learn about Halloween parties on both coasts, general best practices, and even some holiday memories from our trip last year!
Stephanie is educated on all things Disney and Universal, and her services are absolutely free! Make sure to check her out, even if it’s for a quick quote!
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Stephanie is a travel consultant with The Vacation Wizards. She specializes in all things Disney and Universal. Check out her Facebook page HERE!
Or you can find her on Instagram HERE!
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ABC did its best to trick us during Charity's final moments on her journey to find love, and let me tell you, dear reader, IT WORKED. I had all but monogrammed Joey's initials on a towel and sent my practical engagement gift in the mail postmarked "Charity's House | Georgia" when his bright blueberry suit pant leg unfolded itself out of the limo.
Some Guy in Austin and I share all the essential details of Bachelorette Charity's finale. We cover the important topics, such as:
Did Joey hire a hair stylist, and should that person get a raise?
Why in God's green earth is Peter the Pilot's mom and dad in the studio audience?
How tight are Val's pants on Dancing with the Stars, and will Dotun make it through all of the Los Angeles glitz and glamor as Charity spends time there?
Shouldn't Gerry's season air around five o'clock in the evening? And will we get whiplash from watching such wholesome romance to the debauchery known as Bachelor in Paradise in the next hour?
And finally, what's in the mysterious card Jesse gave the girl in the audience? My guess is thirty minutes of alone time with Joey. Some Guy in Austin thinks it's a gift card to Chick-fil-A.
So help me if he's right.
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I need everyone to throw up some praise hands because it's a complete miracle that this podcast is out. Why? Well, first of all, it's been a week. Lots of ups and downs and twists and turns. Yet here I am, on a Sunday afternoon, editing and posting the podcast. That's victory number one.
Victory number two is getting Some Guy in Austin to sit down for two hours in order to watch Men Tell All, let alone give me another hour to try and figure out something to talk about.
Let me tell you, he did not disappoint. I snort laugh on multiple occasions. Was it because I was so tired? So sad? Or because he's actually figured out how to make this episode entertaining? I'll let you be the judge of that!
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Hello everyone!
We've reached fantasy suite week, and lo and behold, our girl Charity decides to do some forgoing. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know, including:
Did Xavier self-sabotage his date? Or is he a moron?
Is this Joey's journey to lose?
If given the option, would Fiji water be your choice as the best of all bottled waters?
Can Dotun be any cuter, and how badly will his heart be broken at the end of this?
Is Charity a real-life Barbie doll?
What will our golden bachelor Gerry compare relationships to?
Hint: Some Guy has a theory, and it makes me snort-laugh. You're gonna love it.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read my Bachelorette Charity recap from hometowns.
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Hello everyone!
How is it already time for hometowns? I feel like Charity’s romantic journey to find love has been more of a brisk powerwalk around the block to see who is available, am I right? How is she supposed to figure out if she likes someone if she’s only known them for three to four weeks versus the traditional seven to eight weeks?
Something tells me the Paradise schedule is to blame for this unfortunate circumstance. Or maybe it’s our golden bachelor Gerry? Perhaps ABC feels the need to fast-track his journey in case certain factors that may cut a season short. Like a broken hip during a bungee jumping date or an impromptu trip to the hospital that has nothing to do with another contestant pushing someone down the stairs.
Hey, at least Charity gets to spend a few days in Fiji as she breaks the heart of two perfectly good men in order to be with one perfectly normal man.
It could definitely be worse.
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Hello, everyone!
Well, our bachelorette is in New Orleans, or NOLA, as she prefers to call it, and Some Guy in Austin is delighted. Join us as we answer important questions from the episode, which include:
What is Sean's deal?
Why aren't they eating beignets?
Is Dotun the sweetest thing ever?
Is Xavier bored with the process?
And will Joey be the last man standing?
Time will tell! Let the good times roll. LA BOHEME LA BOOZE FAIR!
(You know what I mean...)
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read my Bachelorette Charity recap from Episode 5.
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Hello everyone!
You should know that I thought this episode was slightly dull. I will say that the podcast is anything but. Some Guy in Austin and I tend to go off-roading with our thoughts when the storylines are a little too predictable, and today's recording showcases how we are masters of tangents.
While discussing Brayden's Zero Dark Thirty scarf and Dotun's likeability, we also deep dive into important topics, such as:
Did anyone glisten in the sunlight like the Cullens?
Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?
Is the legend of Bigfoot also a metaphor for marriage?
And what do we think about Gerry the Golden Bachelor?
I personally think Gerry's season is going to be epic. Bring on the Polygrip and shuffleboard!
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read my Bachelorette Charity recap from Episode 4.
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Hello everyone!
Well, it's a little early in the season, but in this week's Bachelorette episode, the old geezers who hover near or around the age of thirty start complaining about how the young bucks on the roster are not here for the right reasons. Some Guy in Austin and I try to break down what ticked these guys off and have come up with a few ideas:
The Wrestler tried to start a countrified version of "The Wheels on the Bus" when they all had to board a Greyhound to get to their next exciting destination down the road.
Brayden is annoying.
JoJo and Fake Aaron Rodgers are making everyone dress up like a Ken Doll.
Brayden is annoying.
Sean going full meta and refusing to believe he isn't really Denim-On-Denim Ken.
Brayden is annoying.
Warwick's narcolepsy.
And last, but not least, Brayden is A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read my Bachelorette Charity recap from Episode 2.
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Hello everyone!
Well, Charity is in her second week of trying to find love and Some Guy in Austin and I are slightly worried this may not work out for our bachelorette. In this episode, we discuss our deepest concerns, such as:
Is Aaron's two-sided coin the most exciting thing about him?
Are Brayden's earrings cuter than mine?
Why does ABC continue to make its bachelor contestants wear man panties?
Does Gabby have a new face, and will she be featuring it in Paradise?
Jesse Palmer's grey cardigan: Hot or not?
FYI: One of us thinks it's straight-up Mr. Rogers. The other thinks it's a warm hug. Can you guess who said what?
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read my Bachelorette Charity recap from Episode 2.
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Some Guy in Austin and I are BACK! Join us as we discuss critical moments from The Bachelorette, Season 20, as Charity Lawson begins her journey to find love! This includes, but is not limited to:
Our love for underwater welder John Henry.
Our despise for travel nurse Brayden.
Our inability to accept clam diggers as a proper wardrobe choice.
And if Warwick is secretly in cahoots with Jon Snow.
Get ready, people. Winter is coming.
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Hello everyone!
The ninth edition of the IHGB Summer Book List is ready and here for you! We've got Fiction, Non-Fiction, Memoirs, Romance, Thriller, Mystery, YA, Faith-Based, and even the Classics.
I even have a category for those who like new releases. There's an entire list of notable books from 2023 so far!
In this episode, my friend Ranelle, an avid book lover, walks us through some of her top favorites over the years. But more importantly, the link in the show notes gives you access to the epic list. I hope you devour it as we did.
Here's to finding new favorite characters and authors to fall in love with!
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Hello everyone!
Well, it happened. I drove to the movie theater to experience one of the big blockbuster hits of the summer, and it technically did not disappoint! The Little Mermaid was everything I wanted it to be and about 27 minutes more than I wanted it to be.
Never fear, people. The underwater scenes were not distracting, and real-life Prince Eric is as handsome as he was in the cartoon.
That sentence is not weird.
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The Little Mermaid Trailer
The Little Mermaid Soundtrack
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Well, here we are, celebrating three hundred episodes of the IHGB podcast. A lot of hard work got me here, along with all the TV recapping and movie watching, but I couldn’t have done it without the following:
- Thank you, Bachelor franchise, for five seasons of wack-a-do nonsense. Here’s a hearty salute to Matt, Katie, Michelle, Gabby and Rachel, and vanilla Zach who all proved that we still watch this show for the drama and not the romance.
- A big shout out to Taylor Swift for making five albums and one incredible tour. I may never be the same.
- I’d like to shout out the movie Grease 2 and all the listeners who were so angry with me that I thought no one ever watched this stellar sequel. Again, I apologize.
- I salute you, Hollywood, Netflix, and Amazon Prime, for continuing to make movies I can watch, even though none of them are true romances.
- And finally, to the listeners who choose to spend their time listening to me prattle on about reality television, music stars, and pop culture. Thank you for joining, supporting, and believing in me even when I had trouble doing so!
Here’s to another one hundred.
EPISODE NOTES:
Lara’s Hundo Ps
Acquired Podcast (Taylor’s Version)
Ed Sheeran
Ava Crowder Cocktail Recipe
Dove DARK Chocolate and Caramel
Lincee’s Hundo Ps
GE Profile Ice Maker
Mazda CX-5
Night Agent on Netflix
Queen Charlotte on Netflix
Indian Matchmaking and Jewish Matchmaking on Netflix
Bluebell Dr Pepper Float Ice Cream
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Hello everyone!
Todd and I have big thoughts about upcoming blockbusters, and we discuss in length what makes us nervous about some of our choices to watch this summer. For example:
- Is Harrison Ford too old to continue playing Indiana Jones?
- Can I let go of the fact that I can’t stand underwater movies and just accept that Ariel is a mermaid, and that is where her story takes place?
- Will I be confused while watching Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 3?
- How many more Mission Impossibles will Tom Cruise star in?
- At what point in Barbie will I fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again?
I’ll give you a hint: Immediately.
EPISODE NOTES:
Todd’s Picks
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1
Oppenheimer
Lincee’s Picks
Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 3
The Little Mermaid
Barbie
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Lara and I went to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. We have lots of thoughts. About everything, including:
- Choosing our outfits, stadium logistics, and general schedule.
- How Taylor Swift performs full-out for more than three hours.
- Which eras were above others? (read: they were all good).
- What songs changed our lives, hearing sixty-thousand people sing?
It was epic. She made the whole place shimmer!
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Hey everyone!
Continuing with the celebration of romantic comedies and my book, “It’s a Love Story,” I asked Mama to come and talk about a fun romcom my mom had never seen before — Never Been Kissed!
Join us as we turn back the hands of time to 1999 to discuss the charms of Drew Barrymore and the angst of high school clicks. Just listen to this storyline:
Josie Geller, a baby-faced junior copywriter at the Chicago Sun-Times, must pose as a student at her former high school to research contemporary teenage culture. With the help of her brother, Rob, Josie infiltrates the inner circle of the most popular clique on campus. But she hits a major snag in her investigation — not to mention her own failed love life — when she falls for her dreamy English teacher, Sam Coulson.
Never Been Kissed teaches us to be true to ourselves. It also teaches us that if we ever want to catch a man like Sam Coulson, we should go undercover immediately at the nearest high school.
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Here’s the trailer to Never Been Kissed!
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Hey everyone!
Well, we are on the other side of holy week, and I thought it would be a great time to highlight one of my favorite TV series, The Chosen. Lara, Todd, and I discuss our favorite episodes, our thoughts on faith-based shows, and how a laughing, loving, intentional Jesus is both entertaining and impactful to watch.
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Interested in watching The Chosen for free? Click HERE!
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Hello everyone!
Today’s podcast is another in my “It’s a Love Story” series, sponsored by my book of the same name, which celebrates four years of existence this month. What in the world?
We’ve done 21 of these episodes, and traditionally, when we come up with a quintessential love story, something a little more mainstream than Grease 2 comes to mind. I imagine the majority of you haven’t even seen Grease 2, let alone knew it existed. I’d like to take this time to plead my case. Just listen to this synopsis:
Stephanie Zinone is the leader of Rydell High School’s Pink Ladies, a gang of girls who are counterparts of the school’s group of greasers called the T-Birds. Stephanie is tired of her relationship with top T-Bird Johnny Nogerelli, so she breaks up with him and quickly catches the eye of English exchange student Michael Carrington. Hoping to win her over, Michael tries to overcome his nerdy ways while holding off the jealous Johnny.
Grease 2 taught us that brainy students who know Shakespeare can also be cool riders. We learned that high school talent shows in the 60s had legitimate production value, and anyone can learn the ins and outs of reproduction through the magic of song and dance. It was fun AND educational.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is an oral history of how Grease 2 became a cult classic.
Interested in the bowling scene?? Click HERE!
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Hello everyone!
We’ve made it through an entire season of ups and downs, and finally, we have the answer to who Zach chose at the end of his journey to find love. Some Guy in Austin and I break the finale down, discussing many important details, such as:
- Was Ariel’s “After the Final Rose” dress inspired by Princess Leia or a Greek goddess?
- What did Gabi put in her hair to create such a slick ponytail? And was she going for the girls in Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love” video? Or was her outfit just a metaphorical flipping of the bird to Zach in the form of a severe black get-up that screams, “I’m doing just fine. I know my dress appears that I’m prepping for heart surgery, but there’s no need to worry about me. Paradise, here I come!”
- We also wonder if there’s such a thing as being too honest.
- And finally, we debate if Zach is a schmuck.
PS: The answer is yes, he is a schmuck. A nice schmuck, but schmuck nonetheless.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
It’s the week you’ve been waiting for. Fantasy suites. Forgo cards. Horizontal tango. It doesn’t matter what you call it, what matter is what happens behind closed doors.
Or what DOESN’T happen in Zach’s case.
Or should I say, what doesn’t happen, what DOES happen, and then what MAY happen?
Hold on. That’s wrong. Let me try this again…
What doesn’t happen, what did happen, and what happened when everyone heard it happened?
Are you thoroughly confused? Never fear! Some Guy in Austin and I have got you covered!
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
Well, Some Guy in Austin and I are ready to discuss hometown dates. In this episode, we unpack so many important questions, such as:
- Is Gabi’s family the nicest of them all?
- Who is wearing sunglasses inside like Ariel’s mom right now?
- Line dancing – Yay or Nay?
- And what says, “I love you” like making someone assemble an IKEA bookcase?
And who is excited about Charity being our next bachelorette?
I know this is a podcast, but I need you to know I’m raising my hand. Like a dork.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I are really digging into episode seven of The Bachelor so you can properly prepare for next week’s hometown dates. In this episode, we tackle very important questions, such as:
- Is Budapest the perfect place to fall in love? Or is it the perfect place to dash dreams by allowing a mentalist to interfere in the love lives of our cast?
- Who put the FUN in funicular?
- Public bath houses: Incredible? Or incredibly gross?
- Did Kat shoot herself in the foot in this episode? Or is she still reeling from her decision to steal Zach away during Charity’s one-on-one?
And finally, should Jesse Palmer go ahead and adopt Zach into his family now? Or wait and announce that on After the Final Rose?
Zach Palmer has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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I’m about to say something you never thought you’d hear from me, Lincee Ray, who has been recapping this “darling” reality show for twenty years. Are you ready?
The Bachelor made me wiser. I actually gained knowledge while watching on Monday night. Going into the debacle, I would not have been able to point to Estonia on a world map. Now, if one day I’m asked, I can report that it is a hop, skip, and jump over the Baltic Sea from Finland.
This is big news, my friend. HUGE. Why?
Because I also learned that Estonia is the perfect place to fall in love. Where else can you find your future mate while dabbling in witchcraft, hanging out with nude old people in hot tubs, and participating in the age-old “wife-carrying” competition? Grab your passport, single people. We’re going to Eastern Europe!
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello, everyone!
Well, last week, my grandmother passed away, and this week we had two funerals. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster, but I was able to knock out a podcast. Once again, Some Guy in Austin and I are all over the place, since we essentially only have one date with which to dissect. Thank you, Covid, for continuing to ruin everything!
With only one date, Some Guy and I are able to speculate to our hearts’ content and wonder out loud about numerous important topics, such as:
- What would a Pretty Man date look like?
- Can you name more than two UB40 songs?
- Did Zach really have Covid? Or was he too scared to face Kylee and Mercedes in person to kick them off the show?
- Considering Greer’s uber-important teacup tattoo, what would your signature ink depict?
Some Guy and I laugh way too hard at his answer. Why yes! it does involve a dolphin!
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello, everyone!
Well, I want to start off by explaining my absence from last week. Because of my new work schedule, I typically record my podcasts on Thursdays and hustle hard to edit and produce them the same day. On Friday, my sweet grandmother suddenly fell ill and then quickly passed away. It was a whirlwind of emotions, and I want to thank everyone who reached out wondering about my recaps and podcast. I just couldn’t pull myself together with all the details that surround planning a funeral. But I did have the bandwidth this to squeeze out a podcast this week with the help of Some Guy in Austin! I hope you enjoy it because we’re scrappy on this episode!
We talk about extremely important details, such as:
- Is Rihanna the smartest woman on the planet?
- Why are the Bahamas so hot?
- Steel drums: Yes or No?
- Was Anastasia a victim of a “lost in translation” moment?
- Are Kat and Kaity the same person?
Of course, they’re not the same person. They are as different as night and…later that night.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to watch the Prince epic scene from New Girl!
Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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I don’t want to be a big fat bummer, but I have a complaint to start off the podcast.
First, something weird happened with our audio. About twenty minutes into the podcast, my program kicked me and Some Guy out. No big deal. We just started recording again.
Alas, I assume I was kicked out because something was wonky with the recording side of things because when I went to edit the show, my audio is off, and Some Guy was super loud. I tried to fix it the best I could. The good news is that once you get to the 20-minute mark where I was kicked out, the new session sounds great! So there you go.
Get behind me, Satan.
I know I am not alone in my stance against mom jeans. I’ve seen your shocked Tweets. I acknowledge your emphatic DMs. This generation is clearly not listening to their elders. Zach’s roster of women is full of gorgeous beauties. Unfortunately, each and every girl who meticulously gets dressed for the day portion of her date looks like her butt is fifteen inches long. Why? I ask you again — WHY?
Speaking of bad choices, I can confirm that Greer decided to wear her snap crotch bodysuit – unsnapped – TWICE on national television. I need the ABC Psychotherapist to intervene. Immediately.
Finally, I knew I was turning into my grandmother when I became exhausted by the term “bad b!tch.” It was uttered 482 times. Literally.
On the flip side, I did enjoy the gratuitous shot of Zach soaping himself up in the shower. Although he is a nice-looking man, I found myself appreciating his manly chest hair.
Bless my heart and get off my lawn.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read a recap of the show!
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone!
It’s been so long since we’ve gathered together to watch a very tall white man journey to find love. I will have you know that this season marks TWENTY YEARS since I’ve been recapping this darling little show, and I couldn’t be more excited about Zach and his ability to separate the wheat from the chaff in the timespan of an Avatar movie.
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Zach’s roster of fine ladies and answer really important questions, such as:
- Does Ariel have legs?
- What was Greer covering up with her Band-Aid?
- Was Holland drunk before she entered the limo?
- And did Madison hide a Xanax in her ample bosom?
Join us as we pick through all thirty women, only to have a third of them sent home. Zach isn’t messing around, people. He’s ready to find love!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
Let me start by saying a heartfelt thank you for downloading or listening to this podcast. It truly feeds my soul to have so many friends of the show tuning in and visiting with me on social media. It means the world to me!
I know I’ve been out several weeks, and hear me when I say that was an unintentional decision. Life got in the way, and what I mean by that is that grief got in the way.
Y’all know my dad passed away last January. We are coming up on one year, and I thought I was handling it okay. It turns out the holidays punched me in the gut, and I needed some time to recover. It was an unexpected twist to my grief narrative, and I think I’m on the other side! Once again, The Bachelor, as silly as this sounds, is providing a much-needed distraction!
So let me start with an announcement: Our friends over at Last Night’s Game have provided us with another bracket, and I’ve linked to it in the show notes. It’s so much fun to watch the leaderboard every week! Please join us!
And if you are having trouble with your pics, have no fear. Some Guy in Austin and I are back and ready to give you our best guesses as to which lovely woman will win our bachelor’s heart. In this episode, we discuss so many important things, such as:
- What is the bachelor’s name?
- To quote my friends Sophie and Melanie over at the Boo Cast podcast, “It’s good to have low-level goals.”
- And finally, who let the old lady thirty-year-olds in the mansion?
It will be an exciting season watching old What’s His Name on his journey to find love. Who’s in?
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
I went to see Reba McEntire with Lara, and it was exactly what we hoped it would be. The concert had EVERYTHING. Multiple costume changes, a fun-loving crowd, an execution of "Fancy" that still gives me chills, and an American Sign Language interpreter who I want to be my new best friend.
Oh, you don't like Reba? Well, I still love you, even though I don't understand how greatness has escaped your musical repertoire.
But for those of you who do stand in awe of Reba, this podcast is for you!
Episode Notes
HERE is my Spotify playlist featuring Reba!
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Hello everyone!
Once upon a time, Lara and I reviewed Taylor Swift's Reputation album about six hours after listening through the tracks a few times. We concluded that we didn't like what we heard and worried about Taylor's well-being. As the days passed, so did our obsession with Reputation, and now it's one of our favorite Taylor Swift albums.
With the recent release of Midnights, many of you have messaged me, asking if I am a fan or a foe. Since I didn't want to repeat my mistake with Reputation, I sat on this one for an entire ten days before collecting my thoughts.
Truth be told, I think I sat with my emotions over the album for so long because I wanted to like it more than I do. Am I still in awe of Taylor's business savvy? You bet. Is this my favorite album? Not by a long shot.
But don't take my word for it. I'd rather you hear from her biggest fan. Ready yourself, dear listener, for a review from Lara Pringle.
Episode Notes
Listen to the entire Midnights album HERE.
Listen to Lara's "Top Taylor" playlist HERE.
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It's been a minute since we shared our favorite TV shows and movies, so I invited Todd to help me sift through what's good and what's not. Remember, Todd is my friend who will watch the dark and twisty shows, so if you're looking for murder or scary or think pieces, he's your guy.
On the other hand, I talk about Vampire Diaries for way too long. We make a great team.
EPISODE NOTES:
Todd's Pics
Nine Perfect StrangersSeveranceObi-Wan KenobiOnly Murders in the BuildingNopeBeastDon't Worry DarlingBullet TrainElvis
Lincee's Pics
Abbott ElementaryGreat British Bake-OffVampire DiariesNever Have I EverHocus Pocus 2Bridgerton Season 2Grey's Anatomy Season 19Shania Twain: Not Just a GirlGarth Brooks: The Road I'm On
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Get excited, Univeral lovers, because my friend Stephanie is here and she is an expert. Steph is fresh off of a conference at Universal Orlando, and she shares all the ins and outs of how to do this park right.
Harry Potter World. Is it worth it? The answer is yes.Do you like roller coasters? Universal is your jam.Should you stay at one of the eight resorts on property? Absolutely.
My biggest takeaway from this episode is that butter beer comes in way more varieties than hot and frozen. Who knew?
Stephanie. She knew. She knows everything.
EPISODE NOTES:
Stephanie is a travel agent with The Vacation Wizards. She specializes in all things Disney and Universal. Check out her Facebook page HERE!
Or you can find her on Instagram HERE!
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I'm here with Lara to discuss our AMAZING summer concert series with the incredible Thomas Rhett, Garth Brooks, and Michael Buble.
I promise we love women artists, too, but this summer just happened to be an all-male showdown.
And it was AWESOME!
EPISODE NOTES:
You MUST go to a concert at Red Rocks!
See Thomas Rhett in concert.
Listen to the Thomas Rhett playlist.
See Garth Brooks in concert.
Watch the Garth Brooks "The Road I'm On" documentary on Netflix.
See Michael Bublé on tour.
Here's the Michael Bublé setlist.
Watch this trailer for the Wedding Date.
Listen to the Michael Bublé Christmas album!
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We've reached the end of the road, dear reader. Rachel and Gabby's journeys have come to an end. As we celebrate two proposals, one breakup, one reunion, and the announcement of our new Melba Toast bachelor, I'm reminded of why we waste our time watching this show.
When we can't root for love, we root for crazy.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for this week!
Here is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we played with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game.
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone!
The Urban Dictionary defines the phenomenon "dumpster fire" as the following:
A random series of events that are hot messes, train wrecks, and colossal fails that are totally out of your control.
In other words, Season 19 of The Bachelorette.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's a direct link to Arise Africa's Venmo account! Learn more about them at their website!
Here’s the recap for this week!
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone!
One quick disclaimer before we get started. It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means Some Guy in Austin and I are going to be talking about some very adult stuff. You might want to earmuff the little ones if you're listening to this in your car. We don't get weird or gross, but the phrase "yeast infection" does come up twice.
So it's your call if you'd like to join us as we dissect how ABC has the uncanny ability to stretch two hours of solid entertainment into four hours of frivolity. Let the record show that we did get some juicy tidbits of information, and significant tea was spilled all over Gabby’s florescent go-go dancer dress from the 60s. But that doesn’t mean we were devoid of stagnant moments of Aven trying to look interesting while kissing Rachel on a yacht.
And don’t get me started on Uncle Jesse’s ominous promo for the first installment of next week’s finale. Did he just ask me to prepare myself for the most dramatic season ever? I guess that means I’ll have to massage my eyeballs so they don’t get stuck when I roll them back into my skull.
Suit up, listeners. It's fantasy suite time.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for Fantasy Suites!
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat boring flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me report on the major things you need to know. For example:
Did the Sanderson Sisters curse Aven and Rachel's date in Salem?Is Roby more or less annoying as a platinum blonde?Is Logan a villain or just someone who is following his heart?Is Rambo still alive?And was that rhinestone lizard on Gabby's shoulder a nod to Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaking of Paradise, that party gets started on Tuesday, September 27. Who's watching with me?
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for Men Tell All.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat boring flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me report on the major things you need to know. For example:
Did the Sanderson Sisters curse Aven and Rachel's date in Salem?Is Roby more or less annoying as a platinum blonde?Is Logan a villain or just someone who is following his heart?Is Rambo still alive?And was that rhinestone lizard on Gabby's shoulder a nod to Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaking of Paradise, that party gets started on Tuesday, September 27. Who's watching with me?
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for Men Tell All.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
A thousand apologies for the delay of this podcast. Several barriers hindered me from recording on a regular schedule. My physical therapy was first to blame, but then silly mediations got in the way of Some Guy in Austin dissecting hometowns with me!
My roommate Lara was gracious enough to step in last minute. She helps me sift through the boring dates (I'm looking at you, Jason, Johnny, and Zach) to get to the meat of the episode. We discuss Tyler's inability to read the room, Tino's chachiness, and our love for Erich's entire family.
Who knew that the mullet was going to melt this podcaster's heart? Well, he did.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the recap for hometowns.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude's Instagram feeds.
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I answer all your questions this episode so you can properly prepare for next week's hometown dates. These include, but are not limited to the following:
Is ABC setting up Nate, the Michael B Jordan of Bachelor Nation, to be our next lead? What is Rachel hiding in the ginormous sleeves of her red Lady Diana gown?Is Tino getting too big for his britches?And how did Logan contract COVID on the Valiant Lady?
(Hint: The answer is leather-clad, and she's holding a whip.)
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the recap for episode 6.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude's Instagram feeds.
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
Are you shocked to hear my voice this early in the week? It’s weird. Some Guy in Austin and I are both out of town, so we recorded the show mere moments after it aired on Monday night. I’m here to tell you that our thoughts are fresh yet confused as ever. We answer burning questions in this episode. For example:
How delicious is a Belgian waffle?Is Belgian chocolate better than other chocolate?Is Rachel’s spray tan skin tone the hue of a carrot or a tangerine?Were you exhausted by Rachel before or after she canceled her group date?Would you rather swim in a bathtub of beer or wrestle in a vat of chocolate?
Why yes, your answer can be both! And it should be.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 5.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the questions you all are asking. For example:
Should we start calling Jesse by the name Le Palmer?How is Tyler old enough to buy a house, but not old enough to rent a car?Here's a fun game. Count how many times Some Guy says the name of the cruise ship incorrectly. It's true that Bachelor Nation should be mortified that Hayden left his cancer-stricken dog Rambo to come on this show. But should we be equally as appalled by those who left their children?
By the way, I know Rambo's fate, and I share it with Some Guy mid-way through the show.
This is what we call a "teaser" in the biz!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 4.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Well, it was an eye-opening show, that's for sure. I've never seen so many tears, snotty noses, and drunken hiccups this early in the season. The boys had the power. So our bachelorettes TOOK IT FROM THEM. And it backfired in their tight faces, leaving many unanswered questions.
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to get answers to these questions. For example:
Did no one consider what would happen if a dude rejected one of the bachelorette's roses?Is Jesse Palmer using the rejected roses as potpourri in his trailer?Are denim panties made with Mom jeans worse than regular denim panties?Did you take reflection pictures as a child as I did? Mullets: Yay or nay?Could childhood slideshows be any more boring? (Speak with a Chandler accent...)Do you think of Grease 2 every time you see bowling?
I love this show so much.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the recap for episode 3.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude's Instagram feeds.
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust.
To be clear, there was a lot of that going on last night. However, I found myself trying to objectively puzzle through some of the decisions Gabby and Rachel declared on their journey to find love, only to find great big question marks at the end of my own journey to find clarity. Some Guy in Austin and I sift through the evidence, determined to get answers to some serious questions. For example:
Are guys wearing pearls now?How can there not be enough beds in the mansion?Why did Rachel throw away a perfectly good drag racer?Is pouring marinara sauce on yourself a talent?And why did the ABC camera person insist on shooting crotch shots while the guys did pushups in a Speedo?
Which reminds me, a HUGE shout-out to the ABC graphics department for well-placed Black Modesty Boxes. Kudos to you, my friends. You went above and beyond, and the nation thanks you.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 2.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what's happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It's clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the wind, confiscated a cruise ship, and decided right then and there to let the chips fall where they may.
In other words, there are no rules because the rulebook doesn't exist. Luckily, Some Guy in Austin and I break down all the details, determined to figure out what exactly is going on in the mansion. For example:
Is there a supply chain problem with roses?Are there any adults on set to wrangle the cast members?Did the baby chicks make it out alive?Did I hear a rooster crow moments before three dudes were escorted out of the building?Will Rachel and Gabby hold hands the entire journey?
My guess is yes. And don't you dare try to stop them.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the recap for episode 1.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
The eighth edition of the IHGB Summer Book List is ready and here for you! All you have to do is click HERE, and you'll be whisked away to titles upon titles categorized in specific genres. We've got Fiction, Non-Fiction, Memoirs, Romance, Thriller, Mystery, YA, Faith-Based, and even the Classics.
And this year, I added a new category for those who like new releases. There's an entire list of notable books from 2022 so far!
My friend Paula, an avid book lover, walks us through some of her top favorites over the years. In addition, she has many valuable tips, including book podcasts and how becoming a member of your local library is an absolute must.
But more importantly, the link in the show notes gives you access to the epic list. I hope you devour it as we did. Here's to finding new favorite characters and authors to fall in love with!
EPISODE NOTES:
Once more, HERE is a link to the new book list. Enjoy!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone,
Well, my surgeon got COVID, and my knee surgery was postponed for two weeks. I allowed myself to be irrationally irritated for 24-hours before embracing the silver lining.
For example, Some Guy in Austin and I had the chance to podcast our thoughts and feelings concerning the young men who will be vying for the love of not one but two bachelorettes.
That’s right. Gabby and Rachel will be returning to your local ABC station on July 11. They are more than willing to help each other in their respective journeys to find love.
That is until they fall for the same guy and are forced to duke it out mud wrestling or pillow fighting each other to the death.
Winner takes all.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds. Enjoy!
SHOW NOTES:
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One quick note before I start. I am having knee replacement surgery and will probably be posting podcasts sporadically during the month of June. It just depends on how my body responds to everything. I assume that I should be fine since I'm receiving a surgery reserved for someone in their golden, but those who have read my book understand that my body doesn't respond to things the way other bodies do. Thoughts and prayers to me, please, and thank you.
In more exciting news, my friends Todd, Lara, and I went to see Top Gun: Maverick, and it did NOT disappoint. In fact, it left us with so many revelations that we had to dedicate an entire episode to this film.
For example:
Did Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connely make a deal with the devil to remain forever young?Is the sequel better than the 1986 original? And does everyone look hotter in aviator sunglasses?
The answer to all inquiries is a resounding YES! So stop everything you're doing right now, and go see this movie!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the official Top Gun trailer from 1986.
Here's the official Top Gun: Maverick trailer.
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
When Some Guy in Austin came to me suggesting we podcast about one of his types of movies, my first reaction was to turn my nose up at the thought of watching something boring on the History Channel. But then he dropped the name "Patrick Swayze," and I was all ears.
Road House is awful. But it's so good at the same time. Join us as Some Guy in Austin and I break down the fundamentals of bar fights, kickboxing, and the art of removing a bad guy's trachea from his throat.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the official Road House trailer from 1989.
Do you want to listen to our first ever He Said / She Said on the podcast? Click HERE!
Would you like to read the infamous blog post about The Notebook? Click HERE!
SHOW NOTES:
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We lost an incredible entertainer this week. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss how Naomi Judd built a bridge between her heart and mine. She was a determined woman with a talented daughter and a dream.
May she rest in peace.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's a Spotify link to my Judds playlist!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hey everyone! Continuing with the celebration of romantic comedies and my book It’s a Love Story, I’ve asked Lara to come and talk about her favorite love story of all time: NOTTING HILL!
Join us as we sift through the timeline, spinning back to 1999 when all we worried about was Y2K and if there would be enough batteries in the world to sustain banking software. It was a simpler age. One where a nerdy travel bookshop owner could turn the head of a famous actress with one cheeky British accent.
Just listen to this storyline:
William Thacker is a London bookstore owner whose humdrum existence is thrown into romantic turmoil when famous American actress Anna Scott appears in his shop. A chance encounter over spilled orange juice leads to a kiss that blossoms into a full-blown affair. As the average bloke and glamorous movie star draw closer and closer together, they struggle to reconcile their radically different lifestyles in the name of love.
Notting Hill taught us that English gardens are charming, and declaring “whoopsy daisy” is equally endearing when falling off a fence. There is such a thing as prescription goggles, and they can be used in a pinch when racing to the movie theater. And if all else fails, never give the “sad life” brownie to the woman who just made four million dollars for her last picture. It’s not worth it.
EPISODE NOTES:
Notting Hill movie trailer
The brownie scene
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Y'all, I went back and forth if I should confess this or not, and I decided that the Internet is forever, and this information is totally Google-able.
I thought this was the first time I have ever discussed greatest hits albums on my podcast. Something felt very déjà vu about the afternoon I recorded with Some Guy in Austin. But I kept blowing off the feeling that I had done this before. I assured myself that it was a blog post I had written a decade ago, when in fact, it was an early podcast episode in 2018.
So I added "Volume 2" to the title and called it a day.
This episode goes out to those of you who remember one hundred percent of the time that you have a bad memory. You're my people.
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Madonna: The Immaculate Collection
Tom Petty: Greatest Hits
Brooks & Dunn: The Greatest Hits Collection
Duran Duran: Decade
Mitch Gaylord and American Anthem
Chicago: Greatest Hits -- 1982-1989
Frank Sinatra: Greatest Hits
Whitney Houston: The Greatest Hits
Whitney sings at the Super Bowl
The Go-Go's: Greatest
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This month, we are doing things a little differently with a love series (sponsored by my book: It’s a Love Story” soon to celebrate three years of existence next week – THAT IS CRAZY.
In this episode, I discuss My Best Friend's Wedding with Mama.
Did you know that My Best Friend’s Wedding celebrates its 25th anniversary this summer? Can you believe it’s been that long since we felt horrible for sort of rooting for Jules wants to steal Michael back? (Sorry, Kimmy!)
My Best Friend’s Wedding taught us, “If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud.” We learned that you could be chartreuse with envy. The best place to have an intervention is in an elevator. Diabolical plans to screw up a wedding rarely work. And, “YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BE JELL-0.”
But most importantly, Mama tells us that sucking an engagement ring off a finger is attractive. I’ve never personally experienced this phenomenon, and I didn’t ask my mother how she knew because I was too busy hiding behind a couch cushion.
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If you follow me on social media, you know that Lara and I dropped everything to attend a Thomas Rhett Where We Started album release party in Nashville this last weekend. As we said multiple times during the forty-eight-hour experience, "The Lord has found favor in this trip," and we share all the magical details in this episode. Check out "Where We Started," and thank us later!
Also, check out my concert highlights on my Instagram account to witness the giddiness!
EPISODE NOTES:
If you'd like to listen to our fanboy podcast on Thomas Rhett, I give you Episode #215.
Check out Where We Started HERE.
Lara's Favorite Tracks:
The Hill
Mama's Front Door
Church Boots
Where We Started
Lincee's Favorite Tracks:
Anything Cold
Angels
Bring the Bar
Death Row
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Hello everyone!
Lara and I are back for our Third Annual Slam Dunk podcast celebrating March Madness. In this episode, you will hear a list of our favorite things that are dunking on all the other things as of late. We also share our "around the rim" picks and even a few airballs.
Even though our real brackets busted forever ago, you can take these slam dunks to the bank.
EPISODE NOTES:
Slam Dunks:
Stanley Cup Adventure Quencher
Vuori Athletic Pants
Apple Watch
"Rise Up" Tee from Hamilton
Tecovas Boots
Shanghai Card Game
Around the Rim:
George Strait Concert
Guilded Age (HBO)
Bridgerton Season 2 (Netflix)
Wordle
Air Ball:
Bellbottom jeans at the rodeo
Don't Look Up (Netflix)
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The 2022 Oscars will forever go down as the day Will Smith non-jokingly slapped Chris Rock in the face on national television. Also, some people won awards and stuff! Todd, Lara, Andrea, and I provide fresh, initial thoughts on our feelings on the smack, the winners, the losers, and the films we will definitely be watching as a result.
EPISODE NOTES:
The following are the 2022 Oscars Best Picture nominations and our opinions on if you should watch:
"Belfast" -- No one watched, but Todd and Andrea were interested.
"CODA" WINNER -- Todd and Andrea agree that this was a worthy choice.
"Don't Look Up" -- Lara and I disliked this movie very much. Andrea ended up falling asleep.
"Drive My Car" -- No one watched, but Andrea heard from the one person she knew who had seen this film that it was a bit on the slow side. Apparently, they aren't driving that car fast.
"Dune" -- Todd and Andrea LOVED this film. Both agree that I will probably not like it, but my love for Timothy Chalamet may win over.
"King Richard" -- Todd and Lara loved this movie, and Lara and I will also watch it FOR SURE.
"Licorice Pizza" -- No one has watched this, nor does anyone understand what it's about. I should also disclose that no one plans on watching this unless one of you tells us we should.
"Nightmare Alley" -- Todd watched it and said we would not like it. But he did have it as an "I'll allow it" for Best Picture. That says a lot.
"The Power of the Dog" -- Andrea watched it and said she would never watch it again. She understands why it was nominated, though.
"West Side Story" -- We all watched it and thought it was terrific! Especially the non-depressing parts.
Note: Also on our "to watch" list is: "Encanto" and "Free Guy."
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Hello everyone!
I'm feeling wishy-washy about this episode. Why? Because I haven't technically worked out my feelings. It's like that time Chandler said on Friends, "Can open. Worms EVERYWHERE!"
Am I mad? Disappointed? Conflicted if Clayton is the worst bachelor in franchise history? Am I happy? Relieved it's over? Counting down the days until Serene's brother Roland is the next bachelor? I just don't know.
What I do know is that ABC showrunners obviously listen to my podcast because I believe it was there when I told Some Guy in Austin that they should experiment with two bachelorettes in one season. I am drunk with power.
But let's get back to why you are here. You are taking roughly thirty-two minutes out of your precious time to hear what Lincee Ray and Some Guy have to say about Clayton Echard and his former beauty queen girlfriend.
Buckle up, people. We have a LOT to say. Cans open. Worms everywhere.
EPISODE NOTES:
Thank you, Last Night's Game! You are AMAZING.
Click HERE to read the recap!
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Y'all. What is happening on The Bachelor? How did we have so much drama packed into forty-five minutes? There's so much to unpack, and Some Guy in Austin and I make it our mission to figure out precisely what Clay-en is thinking.
Was he going 3 for 3? Does he really love three women?Can we count on that volcano being dormant?Would Susie have walked away with the Future Mrs. Clayton Echard crown if things had gone differently?Did Gabby's grandfather provide foreshadowing last week when he called our bachelor a dingbat?
The answer to all questions is a resounding YES!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to read the recap!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Well, it seems like just yesterday, Clay-en was the big, bumbling guy trying to capture Michelle’s attention by building forts for children out of hotel bed sheets.
Now he’s buying flowers, meeting parents, and attempting to judiciously answer the question, “Do you love my daughter?”
It’s hometowns. That means scary siblings, difficult dads, and random wannabes who are either vying for screen time or slowly wishing The Bachelor camera crews would cease and desist capturing every moment of every conversation.
Unfortunately, none of the parents, friends, and family followed the assignment. Instead, we had a bunch of ordinary people on our TV screens, so Some Guy in Austin and I were forced to veer off topic once or twice.
Or three times. You’re gonna love it. I promise.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to read the recap!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
Well, it was a big night, dear listeners, and with the help of a Freudian psychoanalyst, Clay-en has managed to narrow down his prospects to four women who appear to be here for the right reasons.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down each date, providing details on what we feel were moments of gold.
Look no further than Chris de Burgh. Yes, the “Lady in Red” singer transports us back to 1986, which causes me to gasp in shock and awe as Some Guy proves he is a musical savant.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to read the recap!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
Some Guy in Austin and I are back with this week’s episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, and we discuss so many important things that helped us navigate through last week. Such as:
Valentine’s candy. Are you a conversation heart person? Or would you prefer not to eat chalk?The Super Bowl halftime show. Great? Or old?Hot chicken on a cold salad. Yay or Nay?Backstreet Boys vs. NCYNC - we battle it out, againFamous clock towers - Where does Big Ben rate in your list?
It’s a wonderful time that we hope you enjoy!
Oh, and we also talk about the Bachelor and Clayton. But that other stuff is equally entertaining. I promise.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to read the recap!
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Hello everyone!
Well, I'm back. Sort of. The last few weeks have been extremely emotional with the passing of my father. I find myself laughing one second, crying another, and somehow hungry through it all.
Grief is weird. But when you have a built-in community of people who care about you, it makes the pain much more managable. I do have a community of strength around me. And that includes anyone who may be reading this sentence right now.
In my first book, I wrote about how my website and The Bachelor franchise ironically helped me through my divorce. Reading comments and posts was life-giving to me. I've learned the same is true of this silly little podcast.
Although I may not reach out to each of you individually in response to your kind words of encouragement, know that I see you and hear you. I'm overwhelmed with gratitude and thanksgiving.
And now I give you my thoughts, along with Some Guy in Austin's, on why Serene wore lingerie on her date to a pleasure pier in Galveston. Kudos to the aggressive return of the beloved denim panty.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Can you believe the last time we discussed music and movies on this podcast was SEPTEMBER? What in the world? That explains why Todd's list of binge-worthy shows and films is as long as my arm.
The good news is that I recruited Lara to join us to help Todd sift through the dark and twisty shows since I don't enjoy watching people get killed for no reason. Additionally, Lara helps me talk about Season 2 of Cheer after we puzzle through why showrunners just announced another two seasons of Emily in Paris.
Spoiler: His name is Gabriel.
EPISODE NOTES
TV Shows:Succession on HBOYellowstone on Paramount/Peacock/AmazonRighteous Gemstones on HBOMorning Show on AppleMayor of Kingstown on Paramount+White Lotus on HBOThe Chef Show on NetflixEmily in Paris on NetflixHome Town on HGTV or Discovery+Cheer on NetflixThe Chosen on AmazonMarried at First Sight on LifetimeMare of Easttown on HBO
Movies:Being the Ricardos on Amazon PrimeThe Tragedy of Macbeth on AppleRed Notice on NetflixNo Time To DieSpider-Man: No Way HomeWest Side StoryKing Richard
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Hello everyone,
Before we jump into this week’s episode, recapping everyone’s favorite wooden bachelor, I wanted to remind you that the show will NOT be on next week. I believe the NFL takes precedence over Clay-en, and Monday night’s slot is reserved for football.
Which is fine. That gives y’all plenty of time to click on the link in the show notes to join our very own Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Do it! You’ll have so much fun.
Okay, back to this episode, where Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the essential things you need to know, like:
Is Clay-en a lovable doofus?Does Stacie have the most adorable personality ever?Did Hilary Duff regret her decision to be on the show before or after speaking to Cassidy?Are there hidden cameras in the mansion?And if you could meet your childhood icon, who would it be?
Can you guess mine?
I’ll give you a hint: BAYSIDE TIGERS FOREVER!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 2.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone,
Sadly, I missed last week’s introduction into Clay-en’s season due to a little virus known as COVID wrecking havoc on my immune system. I’ve been writing about this silly show for nearly twenty years, and the idea of missing an inaugural post of a brand new season just wouldn’t do.
Insisting I quarantine from my roommate Lara, I watched the glory of Clayton’s season unfold on an iPad in my germ-infested room upstairs. I knew absolutely nothing leading up to that moment. Traditionally, Some Guy in Austin and I record a podcast detailing our top-tier picks of the season. Unfortunately, the aches in my bones and my eyelids’ insistence on remaining droopy eighty percent of the day hindered me from adequately preparing for the great event. Instead of spending the week learning names and stalking Instagram accounts, I developed genuine feelings for my trusty bottle of NyQuil and a love/hate relationship with the act of swallowing.
In other words, I went into this episode blind. And it was glorious. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all the important things you need to know, like:
Which icebreaker got the job done?Will Salley return in a future episode (yes)Was Claire bored? Drunk? Or both?Who are the frontrunners vying for Clay-en’s heart?And should I continue to watch the show each week hopped up on NyQuil?
I’m kidding. Or am I?
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 1.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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It’s over, people. Finally, Michelle has found her soulmate.
Or her soul-Nayte, if you will.
Some Guy in Austin and I give you the highlights of what went down. We also work in Top Gun and Aerosmith references because we are professionals who love what we do.
Seriously. Tis the season to be jolly, and I couldn’t be happier with this little podcast and those of you who take the time to listen to our random thoughts about nothing.
Jesus is the reason for the season, yes.
But you are a close second.
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Here’s’ the recap for the finale!
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Michelle has decided on the final two who will continue to galavant around Mexico, vying for her heart. We all have to be okay with it, even though her choice doesn't' technically make sense to some.
And by "some," I mean Some Guy in Austin who had Joe and Nayte as the final two men standing across from Michelle at the Home Depot proposal pedestal.
In this episode, we break down Michelle's three choices and why we think she sent Joe back home to Minnesota. We also discuss other important things, such as:
Fantasy suite date orderIf Nayte is a bad boy posing as a normal guyIf Tayshia is doing everything she can to mend Joe’s wounded heartAnd what piece of country music semi-legend Neal McCoy’s wardrobe is proudly hanging in a hotel lobby in Longview, Texas
Is the suspense killing you? It should be.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's' the recap for the fantasy suites!
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To keep with the tradition of past Men Tell All recaps, I will boil down one hundred and twenty minutes of footage into a handful of points that shed light on the important pieces of information we gathered after watching and fast-forwarding through the show.
Some Guy in Austin and I also talk about his epic birthday present. I can’t wait for you to hear what I got him.
No, it’s not Emily Maynard. But it’s close.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for the Men Tell All!
And here’s the LINK to Clayton's promo.
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It’s that time! Hometowns are here, and we get to see a bunch of dysfunctional people try and puzzle through how their loved ones could fall head-over-heels for a complete stranger in a matter of weeks. I’ve said it once, and I’ll probably say it again, but I’ve had a carton of milk in my refrigerator longer than Brandon has been falling for Michelle.
Unfortunately, we didn’t see many crazies in this episode. I guess Michelle actually has a decent group of men in her final four. Or the guy’s parents didn’t extend an all-expense-paid trip to Minnesota to the wackier branches of the family tree.
Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you, including our big discussion regarding Brandon’s hometown outfit and if he came straight from the set as an extra in the new West Side Story.
When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet for life.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for Michelle's hometowns!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Well, at the beginning of this bachelorette episode, showrunners made sure Michelle beat it into our brains that next week is hometowns. If the tradition of the previous seventeen seasons remains, quick math results in the astounding conclusion that four men will be standing at the end of this two-hour extravaganza, and four losers will be sitting silently in the rejection SUV, wondering where they went wrong.
Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you. We answer serious questions, such as:
Does a person’s ability to churn butter make him a likely husband candidate?Would you wear your girlfriend’s father’s swim trunks if you were promised a make out session in a hot tub?How do you impress a gaggle of fifth-graders?
Some Guy thinks the answer to that question is sugar. I think the answer to that question is jokes.
Then things really go off the rails and we laugh for way too long. Feel the freedom to hit that little fast-forward button, should the spirit lead you. It will not hurt my feelings.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Week 6 Bachelorette Michelle recap.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone!
Full disclosure: Some Guy in Austin and I laugh a lot on this episode. It makes for a fun time when you’re both hopped up on cough medicine, trying to figure out which dudes on Michelle’s roster are here for the right reasons.
Sure, there are some questionable eggs in her basket which may need a one-way ticket back home, but I can envision Michelle happy with not one, not two, but FIVE of these dudes!
We also discover truths about Some Guy’s middle name that will have you howling.
Here’s a hint: I’m Batman.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Week 5 Bachelorette Michelle recap.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year! Stephanie and I break down all the Hallmark Christmas movies of 2021 while providing our recommendations on which to watch based solely on the Hallmark app's information. Tis the season, y'all!
As we tick through all 30 titles found on the regular Hallmark channel, we learn that some storylines were written with us in mind. If it's royal, we are there. Is there a Pretty Little Liar alum? Sign Stephanie up. Did you say Christmas Jamboree? Yes, please.
So sit back and relax as we share the ins and outs of this year's Hallmark Christmas season, with a side of yuletide cheer.
Merry Christmas! And God bless us, everyone.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the link to the Hallmark Christmas Channel movies!
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I want to start this episode off with an apology. I was attacked by the crud last week, which kept insisting I lay horizontal no matter how I insisted that things needed to get done. In the end, it was the podcast that suffered the host's wrath that took up residence in my body. For that, I apologize. I rarely miss an episode, and I appreciate those who reached out to ensure I was not in a ditch somewhere.
Fortunately, my voice came back a few days ago, and I rallied with Some Guy in Austin so we could nitpick Michelle's roster to see who exactly is here for the right reasons. In my opinion, it's only Granny Smith Rodney, but I'll give these other jokers a shot at winning Michelle's heart. And how might one do that?
Well, for starters, you don't act like a junior high boy and ignore her at the church lock-in slumber party. Some Guy thinks the producers told the men to ignore Michelle and play with teddy bears and popcorn machines instead. I have a different theory.
Boys are stupid.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the Bachelorette Michelle recap.
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Well, it’s episode two, and Michelle is already crying, debating whether she should have hopped on this particular train wreck to find love, and I’m not happy about it. There’s some weird protective instinct I have when it comes to her, and I’m slowly beginning not to trust any of her cast.
Some Guy in Austin and I dig through the roster to see who is a Chach and who may be worthy of Michelle’s time.
Pizza Peter? DEFINITE Chach.
Rick? Potential Chach.
Jamie? Nice Guy turned Chach.
Anyone named Chris: Definite Chach.
At some point, we realize it’s easier to name the ones who aren’t complete jackwagons. Can you guess our number one and our number two guys?
Obviously, Mr. Basketball and Mr. Tall Man are the ones to beat.
Sorry, Rodney. You’re my boy, Granny Smith!
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to see a pick of Corinne Olympios?
Here’s the Bachelorette Michelle recap.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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Hello everyone!
You know, it seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle as she crashed Matt James' party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men.
In last week's episode, Some Guy in Austin and I touted our front-runners. Then, using ABC biographies and Instagram accounts alone, we sifted through the roster, looking for individuals we thought had what it takes to make Michelle happy. Some of our choices were spot on. Others were major flops.
I've been recapping The Bachelor since 2003. You'd think after eighteen years, I could spot a Chach from a mile away. It turns out that is not the case.
I'm looking at you, Ice Cream Ryan.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's the Bachelorette Michelle recap.
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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There are so many guys vying for the heart of Michelle Young. And why wouldn't they be? She's adorable, athletic, caring, and looks great in a cocktail dress.
But Some Guy in Austin and I narrow down our picks to ten total suitors who should be on your bracket.
You know we have a bracket, right? With the folks over at Last Night's Game? Check the link in the show notes and play along. I am one-hundred percent confident that I am going to beat Some Guy this year. And I am not being cocky like Peter the Pizzapreneur.
I just know that Some Guy forgets to fill out his bracket on Monday mornings, therefore, I win by default. But it's still a win!
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the link to our bachelor bracket with the folks over at Last Night's Game!
And HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude's Instagram feeds. Enjoy!
Bachelor in Paradise has reached its end, and because we love you, Some Guy in Austin and I watched all three hours, so you didn't have to. Let's face it. All you want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger.
We've got all the details for you right here, including the dude who left with another dude on his back. BROS before ROSE(S).
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the finale recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Would you like to listen to the Spotify playlist?
Interested in Bachelor Data? Check it out. It's fascinating!
We are one episode away from finding out who is leaving the beach with an Uncle Neil ring on her finger, thereby ensuring at least a few months of influencer fame, and who will be cashing in fifteen minutes of fame at a Las Vegas casino. The anticipation is killing Some Guy in Austin. He is so excited to see if Mari and Kenny make it out in the real world.
I'm kidding, of course, but he does have very specific thoughts about week 7. For example:
Do you prefer rollker skating over roller blading? And did you have a signature move at the roller skating rink?Have you ever handled a snake?Is Ed a knight in shining armor? Or is he rose hunting?Was Natasha sick or sick and tired of Paradise?Is Noah a villain?And finally, does anyone know who Alexa is?
Hold on. I think I know someone who can answer this question: Alexa...who is Alexa?
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the week 7 recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Would you like to listen to the Spotify playlist?
Interested in Bachelor Data? Check it out. It's fascinating!
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We're getting down to the nitty-gritty, dear reader. There are only three weeks left to celebrate the pending proposals of those who found love on the beaches of Bachelor in Paradise, and for some reason, ABC thinks we need THREE HOURS to start wrapping this mother up next Tuesday.
There's absolutely nothing we can do about it. Like a looming tropical storm heading straight for us, we will have to hunker down and hang on until our pallet cleanse known as Michelle arrives in October.
This is why I'm glad you have us to help you narrow down the important details of this episode. Some Guy in Austin and I are here for you as we ask the big questions:
Is Ivan a villain?What is the liklihood that salsa dripped into Mari's nether regions?Does Kendall still love Grocery Store Joe? Or was she having a minor nervous breakdown?Why did the cast move like a herd of decript turtles when they were told they needed to evacuate immediately?And how many made a beeline for the bar to get a margarita to go?
My guess is at least half.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the week 6 recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Would you like to listen to the Spotify playlist?
Interested in Bachelor Data? Check it out. It's fascinating!
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Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears.
Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off the island on her birthday? Sort of.Could I have done without whipped cream sucked off a dirty, sandy toe? Always.
Some Guy in Austin and I are back, my friends. We’ve cut the fat. We’ve separated the wheat from the chaff. And we’re here to discuss the important things you need to know.
Of course, there are some random things, too. You get that for free!
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HERE is the week 5 recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Would you like to listen to the Spotify playlist?
Interested in Bachelor Data? Check it out. It’s fascinating!
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It’s been a hot minute since Todd and I recorded an episode on the movies we've seen. In fact, it’s been over a year! The pandemic is no joke, people.
But since we are vaxed, we wasted no time heading to the big screen once again to enjoy some of the summer’s biggest hits. Of course, all of Todd’s reviews are for scary, or Oscar-nominated films.
I lean a little more toward cartoons, comic books, and musicals.
And as a BONUS, I share a few reviews on two streaming romantic comedies that you should skip entirely.
Here’s a hint: He is NOT all that.
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Todd's PicksThe CourierA Quiet Place 2OldMinariThe Father
Lincee's PicsCruellaIn the HeightsBlack WidowJungle Cruise The IHGB Jungle Cruise Podcast Review
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Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 brought SO...MUCH...D-R-A-M-A.
And I loved every second. Some Guy in Austin and I have thoughts upon thoughts. For example:
When did Grocery Store Joe get so feisty?Will Tammy run out of tears by the end of the next episode?Why is Chris voted off the island, yet Brendan and Pieper are galvanting freely?Is Brendan a complete and total Chach?
I'll give you a hint: The answer is yes.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the week 4 recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Would you like to listen to the Spotify playlist?
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The technical difficulties that plagued me during this podcast almost made me lose my Christianity. There's a dainty cloud of profanity that still hangs over the house as I write this sentence, but all I'm going to ask you to do is extend a heaping serving a grace to this episode.
Do I own a microphone and professional equipment? Yes, I do.
Does it sound like my first time podcasting? Indeed, it does.
Was everyone and everything, including my migraine, against me while editing this bad boy? You bet.
Did I have to start completely over after two hours of work because I could not hear the audio for some unknown reason? Of course, I did.
But that doesn't stop me and Some Guy in Austin from trudging on, providing you with nothing but the answers to life-altering questions. For example:
Is "smoke show" a compliment or does it have misogynistic undertones?Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow and the guy from Coldplay decided to consciously uncouple? I'd like to officially coin the phrase "conscious un-vibing" for this season.Will Demi actually murder Tia her sleep?
My bet is yes. Demi has trouble hiding her crazy.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the premiere recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Would you like to listen to the Spotify playlist?
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Well, four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep in day beds until the sun goes down. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer.
So, my mission, and I DO choose to accept it, will be to water down all the nonsense into a handful of entertaining storylines you need to know. For example:
As someone who weighs 40 pounds, will Demi have the physical strength to shiv someone with her fingernails?Will Victoria P. ever learn James’ name? Or will she continue to call him Jordan at all the Bachelor franchise get-togethers?Are we ever going to learn how tall Thomas is?
And because watching 240 hours of BIP tends to mess with one’s brain, Some Guy in Austin and I do slide off the rails a few times in this episode. You’ll be happy to hear we discuss in length NSYNC’s "Bye Bye Bye" video and devote way too much time practicing our remedial Spanish.
You’re gonna love it. It’s muy bien.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the premiere recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
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The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi.
Look, I know most of you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise. That’s why I begged Some Guy in Austin to tune in so we could regale you with the important things you need to know, such as:
Who exactly is David Spade?Is Noah a Chach or do we like him now?Does Brendan (substitute with Serena P.) have special pheromones that make him irresistible?And how long is too long to remain naked on a beach that isn’t a nude beach?
Come join the fun as we take two hours of nonsense and water it down to the important things you need to know.
This is 30 Minute Paradise!
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the premiere recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Well, Season 27 of The Bachelorette has gloriously come to an end. Katie is currently happy with her default, and we are ready to close this chapter of our journey.
But before we do, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale, discussing very important things, such as:
Is Aunt Lindsey a Man Eater?Did Greg dodge a bullet?Has the burning Zozobra visited your nightmares yet?And what special treatment does Justin deserve as the obvious fish out of water in this scenario?
Some Guy in Austin has specific thoughts. So, of course, I had to bleep them out.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from the finale.
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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It’s been so long since I first heard that Disney was making a Jungle Cruise movie. And as former world-famous Jungle Cruise Skippers, my friend Jill and I made every effort to see the film on opening weekend. And now it's time for our Jungle Cruise movie review!
In this podcast, we share the ins and outs of the Jungle Cruise attraction, our absolute LOVE of the movie, and our favorite jokes from the ride.
However, for some reason, we totally forgot to mention the quintessential joke that always made my heart so happy. The one that confuses and delights vacationers all over the world. The joke that deserves to be on a t-shirt:
IT’S THE BACKSIDE OF WATER!
CHANT IT WITH ME! 02H! O2H! O2H!
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Hello everyone!
It's a big episode as Some Guy in Austin and I debate back and forth, trying to figure out what exactly happened as one of Katie’s frontrunners decided to cease and desist from his journey to find love.
We unpack a lot, including Some Guy in Austin’s revelation that he is a show tunes guy. I hope you are entertained by the sneaky way I prove this midway through the episode.
Also, I trust you will laugh along with me as I offer him five bucks to name the guy vying for Katie’s heart who isn’t Greg or Blake.
Admit it. You’re having a hard time remember right now, aren’t you? It’s okay. You’re not alone.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from hometowns.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Hello everyone!
I’ve been podcasting for four years, so this was bound to happen sooner or later. Unfortunately, some Guy in Austin and I experienced technical difficulties. That means the editing is, how shall I put this, a little choppy.
Let the record show that Some Guy in Austin did not blow a gasket. Neither did I. We both know that poor audio on a podcast that we record for fun is not the end of the world.
Additionally, y’all just sat through two hours of Men Tell All. If you can do that, you can do anything.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from Men Tell All.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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There must have been a blue moon Monday night because Andrew has left the building.
I repeat: ANDREW has left the building.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode by answering the questions that keep you coming back each week for more. For example:
Has Greg ever seen fake rain before?Did anyone else think of Georgia O’keefe during that group date?Who cuddles their mom and do you where white linen whilst cuddling?
Plus, we have a few theories on what Katie we believe Katie is thinking after revealing her final four.
Psst...hey Andrew. Call me. Let’s cuddle.
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to watch the promo for the rest of the season? Click HERE!
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 7.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Hello everyone!
Let’s talk about Week 6 of The Bachelorette. Katie is making major strides in her journey to find love as she cuts FIVE guys from her roster.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode by answering the questions that keep you coming back each week for more. For example:
What is the ideal timeframe to know someone before you get married? Eight hours? Ten hours?Who would win in a fight: The Canadian’s pointy hair or James’ hard hair?Who is MAX and why is he wearing Connor’s shirt?
We also figure out our drag queen names because everyone should have that information handy. Oh, you don’t know yours? Don’t worry. There’s an app for that!
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to watch the promo for the rest of the season? Click HERE!
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 6.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Hello everyone!
Let’s talk Week 5 of The Bachelorette.
Just when you think Katie eliminated all of the problem children from the resort, Hunter decides to tap into the monstrous side of his Jekyll and Hyde personality. I clocked thirty minutes of harmonious bliss before Hunter slipped into a wrestling singlet and willingly slammed his body into anyone holding an orange ball.
And when I say “harmonious bliss,” I mean harmonious bliss. Guys were cracking each others’ backs and cuddling on the couch. When you all cram into a hot tub so early in the journey, you become bros faster than in other seasons. It just makes sense.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode, discussing riveting details, such as:
The Canadian’s hairBlake’s beardThe length of Franco Lacosta’s shortsConnor’s open shirt concept
Connor, dude. You need to button up. You look like a pirate on a business trip. Aye matey!
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to watch the promo for the rest of the season? Click HERE!
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 5.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Hello everyone!
Well, it was The Thomas Show on this week’s Bachelorette. This is not an exaggeration. The contestants talked about Thomas, participated in a group date, talked about Thomas again, waited around for a rose ceremony, and talked about Thomas some more.
That is why Some Guy in Austin veered way off topic more than once during the show. But, in our defense, I do think you will find our conversation enlightening. Along with general bachelor-related questions, we ponder over real questions that keep us up at night. Such as:
Can we make Buzz Killington trend on Twitter?When is the last time you shopped inside a Best Buy?Where might one procure elephant testicles at a moment’s notice?Who wins in a fight? Taco Bell or Taco Cabana?Are white shoes here to stay?And if one sleeps commando, and hears a knock on the door, do you answer naked?
NO! Don’t make this harder than it has to be, Blake.
That’s what she said…
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 4.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Let me tell you, dear listener, week 3 of Katie's journey to find love was a lot. So I took a page from the sharing circle we witnessed on Monday night and asked Some Guy in Austin to discuss the big picture questions surrounding the epic episode. For example:
Is Thomas a Chach? Or playing the game in the most genuine way possible? Is he just being honest and saying what everyone else is hiding?Will Karl show up at the resort, demanding a second chance?Is Michael ready for the inevitable heartbreak that is coming his way?Is Nick Viall a skater boy now?And last but not least, Some Guy has figured out the mysterious tattoos on the Canadian’s chest. You’ll have to listen to find out!
The answer may surprise you.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 3.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Hello everyone!
Well, it was a wild and crazy second week. One that left Katie dropping hardcore F-bombs, not once but twice in a matter of twenty-four hours. I’m not sure if you picked up on this, but some individuals may not be here for the right reasons.
Some Guy in Austin discuss this reality, along with some other things we noticed, such as:
Does the Canadian have bear claw tattoos on his chest? Or angel wings?If Mike hadn’t suffered a near heart attack to win the Greatest Lover award, would the trophy have gone to Connor the Cat Man? Have Kaitlyn and Tayshia formed an entourage with the ABC Intern and the old guy who rang the bell during the mud wrestling match? Is that why they aren’t there to comfort Katie when her worlds caves in on episode two?
Some Guy has a theory. And it involves moonshine.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 2.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Who knew that when Katie sauntered up to Matt James with an adult toy in hand, she would one day be forever memorialized as the twenty-fifth woman to hold the title of Bachelorette? She’s “sex-positive,” and if you don’t like it, you can hit the road, buster.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down week one of Katie’s journey to find love. So what floats this woman’s boat? We determined it’s handsome suitors in very tight-fitting pants, anyone who knows how to toss out a sexual innuendo, a shaggy haired brunette with a boyish charm, and a grown man who feels uber confident in a catsuit.
This guy DEFINITELY did his homework. You go Connor. Meow.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from the first night.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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I’ve got great news for you! The Seventh Edition of the IHGB Summer Book List is ready and here for you! All you have to do is click HERE, and you’ll be whisked away to titles upon titles categorized in specific genres. We’ve got Fiction, Non-Fiction, Memoirs, Romance, Thriller, Mystery, YA, Faith-Based, and even the Classics.
IHGB listener Karen suggested I record an entire episode about the list, and I thought it would be a good idea to bring in my friend Catha, who is an avid book reader, to peruse the list and tell us which ones are not to miss.
See below for a list of Catha’s picks. I'm also including the list of my favorite books. As you can imagine, they swing Young Adult, Romance, and anything with Mindy Kaling’s name on it.
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Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
Catha's Picks:Gilead by Marilynne RobinsonPeace Like a River by Leif EngerInspector Gamache Series by Louise PennyRedeeming Love by Francine Rivers The Hate U Give by Angie ThomasThe Rosie Project by Graeme SimsionEast of Eden by John SteinbeckAmerican Dirt by Jeanine Cummins
Lincee Picks:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me by Mindy KalingTalking As Fast As I Can by Lauren GrahamBossypants by Tina FeyThrone of Glass Series by Sarah MaasAmerican Royals by Katharine McGeeThe Selection Series by Keira CassBallad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins
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I’m excited to have Some Guy in Austin back to discuss what we’ve all been waiting for since we found out that Katie is our next bachelorette. It’s time to meet the 29 suitors who left their marketing, insurance, entrepreneurial, and former baseball player jobs to try their hand at love on a hot mess of a reality dating show.
Some Guy and I break down our favorites, our dark horses, and the jackwagons we feel will parade around the mansion in New Mexico like they own the place.
I’m looking at you, Gabriel.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to see the Google Doc that connects each bachelor with his Instagram account. Never fear. The document includes the official bio from the ABC website, too.
SGIA Picks:GregJustinKyleMichaelThomas
Lincee Picks:GregJustinKyleConnor B.Mike
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Hello everyone!
I’m excited to have my roommate Lara join me on today’s podcast to discuss none other than country music sensation, Thomas Rhett. You should know that when I asked Lara to tell me three songs she would recommend you listen to, she looked at me like I had horns growing out of my head.
I’m supposed to let the record show that she loves all his songs, but she played by the rules because this is my show.
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Lara's Favorite Thomas Rhett SongsLife ChangesMarry MeWhat's Your Country SongRemember You Young (she cheated and said four!)
Lincee's Favorite Thomas Rhett SongsCountry AgainUnforgettableCraving You
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Listen, I’m so glad Some Guy in Austin picked 16 Candles as his favorite movie as we finish up the Love Story Series. How I’ve managed to record nineteen of these episodes without mentioning this John Hughes classic is a mystery.
Just listen to this FUN synopsis:
With the occasion all but overshadowed by her sister's upcoming wedding, angst-ridden Samantha faces her 16th birthday with typical adolescent dread. Samantha pines for studly older boy Jake Ryan but worries that her chastity will be a turnoff for the popular senior. Meanwhile, Samantha must constantly rebuff the affections of nerdy Ted, the only boy in the school, unfortunately, who seems to be interested in her.
16 Candles taught us many lessons. We all have devastating stories from high school, most families are dysfunctional at some level, and even though the nerdy kid has endeared himself to you, never give him your underwear.
But the biggest lesson is that it IS POSSIBLE for two grown people to sit on top of a glass dining room table without it breaking.
Call me, Jake. I’d like to re-enact that moment at your earliest convenience.
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HERE is a link to the 16 Candles movie trailer.
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Hey everyone!
To honor Mother’s Day, I asked Mama to come on the show and visit one of her favorite movies for my love story series, which celebrates my book, It’s a Love Story. I still can't believe it is two years old!
If you recall, the last time Mama was a part of this series, she chose Pretty Woman, and because of the subject matter concerning Vivian’s line of work, I had to bleep out every time she said the word that rhymes with looker or booker.
Naturally, Mama did it again when we discussed The Wedding Planner. Be prepared for a rather large tangent concerning my mother’s former career as a computer teacher and the eighth-grade boys who liked to steal her mouse balls.
Like those eighth grade boys, I laugh a lot as she tells the story that has nothing to do with weddings or planning.
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HERE is a link to The Wedding Planner movie trailer.
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Because we are hardcore pop culture fanatics who want to provide our color commentary on one of the most anticipated nights of film making, Todd, Lara, and I watched all seventeen hours of the 2021 Oscars so we could bring you the latest and greatest Hollywood superstar winners, according to The Academy.
We have lots of thoughts. Unfortunately, eighty percent of them have nothing to do with the actual movies, since between the three of us, we watched a total of two nominated films.
HOWEVER, I can tell you that it was a banner night.
Youn Yuh-Jung was the first Korean actress to win Best Supporting Actress for the film Minari.Anthony Hopkins was the oldest Oscar winner. He was the last award of the night, and it was a smidge lackluster since he wasn’t there to accept the award. Chloe Zhao was the first woman of color to win Best Director for Nomadland.And we should all work to be Tyler Perry when we grow up.
Was the broadcast hella awkward and mostly boring? You bet. Did Todd and Lara make me laugh twelve times during this podcast despite that fact? Of course, they did. Will you join Lara in her quest to have the world respect the one movie she watched in 2020, and will you join her aggressive Twitter campaign that Wonder Woman 1984 should have won for best hair?
Please, and thank you.
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is a complete list of the Oscar 2021 winners.
HERE is the trailer for In the Heights.
HERE is the trailer for West Side Story.
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We are doing things a little differently this month with the love series (sponsored by my book: It’s a Love Story” soon to celebrate two years of existence next week - THAT IS CRAZY.
In this episode, I’m discussing Save the Last Dance with my roommate Lara. Yes, this was my first time watching this movie, and your guess is as good as mine as to what I was doing in January 2001 to miss out on a dance film that is clearly in my wheelhouse.
Teenagers? Love story? Dancing? Yes, please.
Additionally, Lara and I take time to talk about other things we enjoyed twenty years ago, apart from Sean Patrick Thomas. This includes The Gap, Abercrombie, and Dr. Martens boots. We also discuss our love for Kerry Washington and our hatred of water parks.
Join us, won’t you, as we hip hop down memory lane!
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We are doing things a little differently this month with the love series (sponsored by my book: It’s a Love Story soon to celebrate two years of existence - HOLLA! This week I’m discussing Hope Floats with my rocket scientist/author friend Rebecca.
That’s right. She’s both left brained and right brained.
Of all the romantic movies in the world, I’m glad Rebecca picked Hope Floats. Why?
Exhibit A. Harry Connick, Jr.Exhibit B. Harry Connick, Jr. in a straw cowboy hat.Exhibit C. This plot line:
Birdee Pruitt has been humiliated on live television by her best friend who's been sleeping with Birdee's husband, Bill. Birdee tries starting over with her daughter, Bernice, by returning to her small Texas hometown, but she's faced with petty old acquaintances who are thrilled to see Birdee unhappy -- except for her friend Justin. As he helps Birdee get back on her feet, love begins to blossom.
Thank the good Lord that love REALLY begins to blossom on the dance floor. Who wouldn’t fall for a handsome cowboy two-stepping in a barn with a glittery horse saddle posing as a makeshift disco ball?
Sign me up.
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Get excited, Disney lovers, because my friend Stephanie is here and she is an expert. Steph is fresh off of a family vacation to Walt Disney World in Florida, and she shares all the ins and outs of how to do a Disney vacation during the time of COVID.
Mask wearing in Florida heat: Is it miserable?How are you supposed to social distance while standing in a line for Space Mountain?You can’t meet Cinderella, but you can see her from a distance. Is the experience still magical?When will fireworks come back?
My biggest takeaway from this episode is that the Moroccan pavilion in EPCOT has the best sangria on property. Who knew?
Stephanie. She knew. She knows everything.
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Stephanie is a travel consultant with The Vacation Wizards. She specializes in all things Disney and Universal. Check out her Facebook page HERE!
Or you can find her on Instagram HERE!
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I’m pretty excited about this episode because it’s all about The Big Dance. Am I talking about March Madness? The NCAA Basketball tournament?
Well, no, but my roommate Lara and I are discussing how dance has been woven through the tapestry of our lives.
Is Centerstage one of the top dance movies of all time?
Is Centerstage one of the best dance movies of all time? (hint: yes)If you had to choose between So You Think You Can Dance or Dancing with the Stars, could you do it?And if you had to choose one dance song that would be your theme song for life, what would it be?
I don’t care what Lara says. The Wobble is NOT an option.
EPISODE NOTES:
Save the Last DanceCenterstageSo You Think You Can Dance "Turn to Stone" by Travis WallDancing with the Stars "You Don't Own Me" "The Dance" by Garth BrooksThe Wobble
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Hey y’all!
To say that Bachelor Matt James’ season finale was the most dramatic is an understatement. Although most of you probably knew the controversy that swirled around Rachael, one of his final two picks, I can report that many other moments had me wagging my finger at the screen, sucking in my breath in shock, and shaking my head in disbelief.
I will guess that most of you listening already know the glaring revelations from After the Final Rose. There’s no need for me to break down every little detail, commenting on the episode’s ins and outs, yet Some Guy in Austin and I do just that.
And look, I get that you’re listening right now because you really want to if Emmanuel Acho is as great as everyone is claiming him to be.
That answer, by the way, is yes.
Yes, Emmanuel Acho is a fine man who enjoys riveting conversation and the snug fit of a jaunty plaid suit.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James' season finale recap.
And here's a link to Emmanuel Acho's website.
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Well, it’s fantasy suite week, and there were way more tears than I would have anticipated for a time that traditionally is celebrated with champagne toasts, chocolate-covered strawberries, and “do not disturb” signs for the door.
Seriously. There were lots of reasons to cry, and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss them all. For example:
Is ABC the worst for trotting out Matt James’ dad for a fireside chat about his childhood?Was Rachael blubbering over her inability to compartmentalize fantasy suite realities? Or was it her hideous shirt that showcased her bellybutton in a “TA DA” way?How hard did Bri cry when she thought her fantasy suite date would occur in a pop-up tent from Academy Sports and Outdoors?And did I laugh so hard at the end that I had to wipe my eyes with a tissue?
You’ll have to listen to find out.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James' Fantasy Suites Recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Because I love you so, so very much, I chose to end a rather tasking week by plopping myself in front of the television so I could trudge through the Golden Globes so you didn’t have to.
Of course, I made Lara and Todd trudge with me because everyone knows trudging by oneself is like watching The Bachelor by oneself. You end up wondering what life is all about while stuffing your mouth full of leftover Christmas-themed Hersey kisses.
We do this because we care, and I’m so happy that Todd joined me on this episode to help sift through all of the nonsense.
I’m looking at you, Jason Sudeikis, and your tie dyed hoodie.
EPISODE NOTES:
Todd's Watch List
MankThe Trial of the Chicago 7The United States vs. Billie HolidayLove Craft CountryHillbilly ElegyThe Father
Lincee's Watch List
The Flight AttendantThe MandalorianSoul
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Hello everyone !
As with most Women Tell All episodes, I prepared myself for a night full of ruffled feathers and consuming a stiff drink in anticipation of a long episode that could easily have been culled to twenty-five minutes of important information.
What I didn’t expect was the power to go out for three hours, forcing me to retreat to the only other person in my life who still has regular television and a DVR.
I want to thank Todd for being a delightful backup. You are the wind beneath my wings, and as a result, I was able to have a decent conversation with Some Guy in Austin about some very important questions. Such as:
Could you feel the weird vibe rolling off of all the rejects who returned for Women Tell All? Does Abigail get dressed in the morning with the help of cartoon woodland creatures?Is Cinderella the best of all the Disney princesses? Is it creepy to make out with someone with your eyes wide open the entire time?Are the glistening whiskers on Matt James’ face the telltale sign of a breakup beard?
Not only do we answer these questions, but Some Guy in Austin and I also share our own stories of bad breakup mistakes. For Some Guy, it was a gargantuan tattoo. For me, it was dying my hair brunette.
I looked like an evil twin version of myself.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ Women Tell All recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Hello everyone !
This week on The Bachelor is traditionally titled “Hometown Dates.” However, since all of the families have to quarantine at the Neapolitan due to COVID, the remaining contestants call this week “Home Visits.”
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss many things this episode, such as:
Michelle’s darling parentsThe Gilmore Girl-ness of Bri and her momSerena’s deadpan sister and her fierce wordsAnd facts about Canada, eh?
We also hypothesize the sound of bone crunching as Rachael's face crashes into a lush grassy knoll over by the Neapolitan golf course. How did her features remain unscathed? Did she make a deal with the devil?
And were her glassy eyes a product of an emotional reunion with her parents? Or the remnants of Hydrocodone?
We clearly have a lot of feelings and a lot of questions about the logistics of this date and genuinely wonder if Rachael is a cyborg.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ hometown dates recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Hello everyone !
Who knew that a girl wearing puka shells all over her white gossamer gown could cause such a fuss, am I right? Some Guy in Austin and I break down week six of Matt James’ journey to find love, and we tackle many questions along the way.
How many bolts are missing from those carnival rides?How many Temecula Road songs can you name off the top of your head?Is the turtleneck the new statement necklace?And which song from Grease 2 is the best on the soundtrack?
I’ll give you a hint. It’s NOT "Repoduction." We all know where the pollen goes. No need to sing about it.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 6 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Hello everyone,
Matt James has picked up his Swiffer and is cleaning house. The mean girls are GONE, and Some Guy in Austin and I have many questions we try and answer in this episode.
Should “raking manure” be considered an actual date?Is MJ there for the right reasons? Does she really promote peace and harmony? Could Kit be a fairy living in the human world?When is a good time to tell someone you love them?
I’d also like to prepare you for not one, not two, but TEN censor sounds. Let me explain. I’m not sure if iTunes frowns upon a certain word that Victoria used several times, so I censored it to be on the safe side. I’m not crass.
Of course, I have to musically censor Some Guy in Austin twice due to the details of an indelicate story, but I figure at episode 201 that you’re probably used to that by now.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 5 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Today is a special podcast. I’m recording my 200th episode, and I have each of you to thank for it! Your downloads and listening ears are the reason why I get to do what I love, so thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I asked my roommate Lara to help me celebrate this fun milestone. As we did with the 100th episode, Lara and I decided to share with you all of the things that are Two Hundo P in our lives.
Some of you may be wondering, “What does Two Hundo P mean?”
I’m glad you asked. Although we’re not certain, we are pretty sure that Hundo P means “one hundred percent.” Therefore, TWO Hundo P is even better!
Oh, we get into it, y’all. The best running shoes, candy preferences, and a new book series I just discovered. We debate bourbon, new albums, and the fact that Tostinos pizza rolls might be the best snack option ever.
We also discuss our current Hundo Zs and end the episode with a very embarrassing taste test. I’m going to go ahead and apologize now for what you will hear.
Spoiler: What we taste is NOT Two Hundo P.
EPISODE NOTES:
Lara's Two Hundo Ps
Folklore by Taylor SwiftHokasBuffalo Trace, Garrison Brothers, and Redemption BourbonStarburst Reds
Lincee's Two Hundo Ps
Throne of GlassJuggling BallsPizza Rolls and Pot PiesTed LassoStephanie's Vacation Wizard Travel Page
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Hello everyone!
Well, I hope you stayed sharp this week because Matt James now has a few more names on the roster we will have to memorize. That’s right, Our Host Chris Harrison dropped five more women at the Neopolitan doorstep and Some Guy in Austin, and I have thoughts.
We discuss all sorts of things on this episode:
How does one define the word escort?Is Anna the new Victoria? Does Newbie Michelle follow Michelle Obama’s arm workout?And which hurts worse? A punch to the face or a punch to the jugular?
Hey, at least they weren’t wrestling in frilly nighties or Jell-O.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 4 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Well, episode 3 of The Bachelor took us to places that we didn’t really want to go to, and Some Guy in Austin and I break down some details and skip right past others.
Of the topics we do discuss, we ask the questions:
What is Sarah’s deal, and is she coming back?Is Serena P. a front runner? Or is she too much of a fetus to truly appreciate the purpose of the show?Could Ashley Eyelashes not find any other pants in the world to wear?How many of these women write erotica as a side job?
We also recall the tale of when we both met Our Host Chris Harrison when he was signing his book in Austin.
It was the best day. He smelled of worn leather, three fingers of honey bourbon, and adventure.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 3 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Happy New Year everyone!
We discovered a lot of interesting information during episode 2 of Matt James’ season and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss it all!
First, faith is important to our bachelor, and surprisingly, Mike Fleiss has yet to leave details of this reality on the cutting room floor. Why?
Second, Queen Victoria and her blatant over-the-top attitude and sabotaging behavior will be the reason we all utilize the fast forward option on our screens during upcoming episodes.
We also debate if high waisted jeans are attractive. I think you can guess my stance on that fashion monstrosity.
And finally, we talk about Matt James’ ability to swing an axe shirtless.
Hello tiger! It looks like someone is using the luxury resort weight room.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James' episode 2 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Happy New Year everyone!
Well, it’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for Matt James. And he’s feeling good. Want to know why?
Because his journey to find love doesn’t involve a hotel that might as well be located on the surface of the sun.
ABC learned its lesson and has moved the show to a luxury resort in Pennsylvania. Instead of having free rein of a prop closet full of craft supplies, this place has actual date-like things to do and outdoor experiences. We won’t see Matt James sweating through three layers of a charcoal grey wool/polyester blend suit, but we will see him shirtless at least once per week.
Some Guy in Austin and I answer all the questions you asked yourself during the episode.
Do you think the girl who brought a bowl of noodles and the girl who brought a meatball used a coupon at Olive Garden?Is Chelsea the same height as our Bachelor?Are you more attractive when you can drive a stick shift?And how much hand sanitizer would it take if someone tapped you on the shoulder with a CENSOR?
The correct answer is: Not enough.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James premiere episode recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Well, Season 25 of The Bachelor is upon us, which means ABC has provided a detailed bio on 32 young women vying for the love and affection of one Mr. Matt James during a pandemic.
Some Guy in Austin and I have decided to do things a little differently this episode compared to our traditional “let’s meet the women of this season” from episodes before. Since half of these ladies don’t even make it past the first round, we have opted to provide you, dear listener, with our top five.
We each choose our women using our own personal parameters, but I’m sure our differences of opinion will entertain you.
We are starting another Bachelor bracket with our friends over at Last Night’s Game (you can find that link below), so I hope you consider our recommendations when choosing your picks.
Of course, I am confident all ten of our picks will go far. You can't go wrong with a girl who is afraid of the dark, one who calls herself “Queen Victoria,” and the journalist who knows how to fire dance.
We’ve been doing this a long, long time. You can trust us.
SHOW NOTES:
Here are the bios of the ladies on the ABC website!
Join our Bachelor Bracket with the fine folks over at Last Night's Game!
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We finally reached the finale of Tayshia's journey, and it was a doozy. And by “doozy,” I mean everyone was still sweating up a storm. But Tayshia is happy and in love and has a Neil Lane ring on a very important finger.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the two part finale for you.
We discuss:
How Ivan was robbed of a proper fantasy suite.What was Ivan and Tayshia’s “religious dispute?”Was Ben a jack wagon for returning last minute?Was Zac genuine and will this crazy couple make it?
Maybe it’s the nostalgia of the Christmas season, or it’s the big glass of eggnog I just drank, but I think their love is real, and it will withstand the test of time.
Or I’ll purchase whatever item they may be advertising on their social media accounts.
It’s a win/win for me, either way.
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Hello everyone !
Listen, this episode is all over the map. With four hours of content to cover, Some Guy in Austin and I do our best not to say, “everyone was sweaty,” and call it a day.
We dig deep for topics and discuss the following:
How purple seems to be the color of the seasonBrendan’s fetch nieceZac’s earlobe perspirationIvan’s brotherly loveAnd Ben’s talent for compartmentalizing
In a moment of extreme anxiety and hypersensitivity, I say a crude word that I have to bleep out. And Moana makes an appearance somewhere in the middle.
That sounds about right.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Hello everyone!
Well, Tayshia’s journey to find love is in the home stretch. It’s getting real, people, and Some Guy In Austin and I are eager to discuss this week’s vulnerable moments. There are so many questions to ponder. For example:
Why does Ben insist on removing his clothes on every date?Was the lie detector test really a sixth graders science fair project?Where does the La Quinta Spa and Resort keep all those piñatas?
We answer these questions and many more on this episode. And we manage to become big Adam Hambrick fans in the process.
He’s the new Dan + Shay in case you didn’t know.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode 5 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click the link to learn more about the wonderful Adam Hambrick!
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Hello everyone !
As the sun dips into the horizon of Tayshia’s season, I’m reminded that we only have a few more weeks left for our bachelorette to complete her journey in the hot, desert sun.
Some Guy in Austin and I are here for it. We love the season. We love this crop of guys. And we are really excited to see Bennett pack up his Belgian loafers and head back to The Hamptons.
We dissect everything in this episode:
Are white sneakers a thing now?Did the Ferris wheel carnie and his wife volunteer to pose naked for the group date? Do you think Tayshia made a mistake sending Eazy home? Why isn’t Franco Lacoste the pinch hitter host instead of JoJo?
It’s a jam packed hour. And we manage to work in Hunger Games.
We’re a full service podcast here at I Hate Green Beans.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode 4 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Hello everyone!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Stephanie and I break down all the Hallmark movies of 2020 while providing our recommendations on which to watch based solely on the Hallmark app's information. Tis the season!
As we tick through all 23 titles found on the regular Hallmark channel, we learn that some storylines were written with us in mind. If it’s royal, we are there. Is there a firefighter? Sign me up. Did you say Christmas waltz? Yes, please.
We also end the episode with Stephanie confessing a dirty little secret. Will Santa leave coal in her stocking this year? You’ll have to listen to find out!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s a link to all the Hallmark Christmas movies for 2020.
And here's a link to Stephanie's Facebook page and Instagram page. We would love to hear your favorites!
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Prepare yourselves. There is a lot going on in this episode. Not only do Some Guy in Austin and I break down Tayshia’s dates, but we also discuss how the individuals in charge of figuring out activities for these dates must have seniorities.
The floor is lava? Harrison autographing sweaty derrieres? Barnyard animal and cricket smoothies?
Thank goodness we had Ivan as a mature, level-headed palette cleanse. Say hello to my new front-runner!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode 3 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode 2 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Hello everyone!
Thanks so much for all the messages last week. There was a family emergency, and I couldn’t get to the podcast, but LUCKILY, Some Guy in Austin was happy to recap both Clare peacing out and Tayshia taking up the reins this week.
We discuss a lot of things, my friends:
Does Clare really think she’s going to get married?Is Dale in a hostage situation?Can we call Tayshia a breath of fresh air?Who is Hot Spencer, and why does everyone hate him?Could Brendan, our sensitive soul, be the cutest thing ever?
I certainly think so. Where’s my turtleneck?
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia's episode 1 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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We have a special treat for you in this episode. Some Guy in Austin and I are together in the same room podcasting. Let the record show that this episode was originally twice as long. I had to edit due to constant laughing, random tangents, and material a little too saucy for my podcast.
However, you’ll still be entertained by constant laughing, random tangents, and PG rated material.
Last week Some Guy in Austin questioned Clare’s faculties and I halfway stood up for her, claiming that we were only in week 2. Give the girl a break!
Well, after watching episode 3, I now understand what Some Guy in Austin was eluding to in our conversation. I have seen the freak flags fly gallantly through the La Quinta Spa and Resort. Is Clare unhinged? Has she reached an emotionally dependent status? Are the rules being burned in effigy?
Join us as Some Guy in Austin and I break down the evidence.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys!
Here’s the episode 3 recap link. (I can’t promise it won’t crash, but I do know the comments are working now!)
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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There was way too much going on in this episode. Never have I ever counted so many awkward moments that had me reaching for the couch cushion. Luckily, I have a co-host who felt just as skeevy as I did. Enjoy!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys!
Here’s the episode 2 recap link. (I can’t promise it won’t crash, but I do know the comments are working now!)
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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It's been seven months since we've podcasted about the Bachelor franchise, and Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to be back discussing the inaugural moments of Clare's allegedly short journey to find love.
In this episode, Some Guy and I discuss the proper etiquette of exiting a big, plastic, sweaty ball. We wonder if men’s capri pants are trending in California. We also debate the effects of perfectly folded origami animals.
And yes, even though I didn’t want to, we address the abysmal state of Our Host’s coif and if High Hair Kenny / Blake sold him some hybrid paste during quarantine.
In case you’re wondering, I’m doing okay. As long as I continue to get lost in Chris Harrison’s eyes, it doesn’t really matter what his hair is doing.
Right?!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare’s guys!
Here's the episode 1 recap link. (I can't promise it won't crash, but I do know the comments are working now!)
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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It's finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart.
Questions we asked ourselves:
Is hybrid hair paste is a thing?Why does Brenden claim the turtleneck is his signature look, yet he’s not wearing a turtleneck in his profile pic? Is Bennett or Jeremy the bigger chach?
Here’s what we learned:
How many men presented themselves in various states of toplessnessWhat are the odds we WON’T confuse Blake Monar and Kenny with one another? Why are several participants a decade or more younger than Clare? I thought she weeded out the fetuses?
Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson…
EPISODE NOTES:
Here are the official bios of Bachelorette Clare's guys!
Here's the helpful document I made, complete with the contestant's Instagram links. Stalk away!
And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!
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Hello everyone!
I’m excited about this episode because I think it’s going to be educational for those of you who love your pop culture mixed in with a little dance. Today my sister Jamie and I are talking about the choreographical genius of Kenny Ortega.
Who is that you might ask?
Well, you may not know the man, but you definitely know his work. He’s the guy who brought us these iconic moments in film:
Johnny lifting Baby in the water.
Duckie singing to Otis Redding in the record shop.
Ferris commandeering an entire St. Patrick’s day parade.
Kenny Ortega also introduced the world to Zac Ephron, and I think we can all agree that we are better people for it.
EPISODE NOTES:
Xanadu -- If anything screams 1980, it's this performance.
Newsies -- Boys dancing. Enough said.
Hocus Pocus -- amok, amok, amok...
Descendants -- An acquired taste for sure.
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Hello everyone!
We have a special treat for you today. I’m joined by not one but TWO friends this week and let me tell you, I hope you have as much fun as I did recording this episode.
You know Lara and Todd by now, I’m sure. The three of us got together to discuss the Emmys. Well, Todd and Lara talk about the Emmys. I let them debate over which show is darker: Succession or Ozark.
In short, I have nothing to contribute to the conversation when it comes to dramas because I don’t watch any of the shows.
But I did contribute to the Schitt’s Creek conversation, which I’m happy to report swept all the comedy categories thanks to an incredible ensemble, Moira’s wigs, a Tina Turner classic, and A Little Bit Alexis.
Grab your favorite flavor of Herb Ertlinger fruit wine, get comfy and prepare to hear me giggle about for about half an hour.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here is a list of all the Emmy nominations and winners, besides the Schitt's Creek cast.
Lara and I did a podcast entirely on Schitt's Creek. You can listen HERE.
Interested in checking out Snow's BBQ? We'll meet you there...
Instead of dark shows, I prefer something lighter. And Australian. I'm watching Wonderland!
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Hello everyone!
Some Guy in Austin and I are back and we are tackling a Bachelor franchise Q&A this episode. We asked you to bring the questions and we were not disappointed.
Some Guy and I sifted through each and every one and even though we couldn’t get to them all, we did enjoy putting lots of thought into which seasons were our favorites, who was the biggest Chach, all of the unforgivable icebreakers, the origin of The Mesnick/Half Mesnick/quarter Mesnick, Crouching Tiger Hidden Mesnick, and if we think platinum vagines are certified.
You know Some Guy had an opinion on that last question. And you know I edited it out.
EPISODE NOTES:
If you want to listen to an entire podcast dedicated to the upcoming season of The Bachelorette, as well as some Bachelor-franchise-related news, check out THIS EPISODE.
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Hey there dear listener.
Well, Mama is back and this time she’s breaking down a new romance on Netflix called The Lost Husband.
To say she spoils the movie is an understatement. If I had let her talk for an hour, she would have dissected the entire synopsis scene-by-scene. Needless to say, several major storylines will be revealed in this episode, so if you don’t want to know why the husband is lost, then you should wait to listen until you’ve watched the movie on your own.
Otherwise, prepare to be entertained by my mother singing its praises.
And by “IT” I mean the lead actor Josh Duhamel. Let’s just say Mama has a major crush on this major hottie. And like any good daughter, I told her to get in line because if anyone is going to fake date the guy who is neither lost, nor a husband, it’s going to be me.
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Hello everyone!
With the pandemic sticking around presumably for the remainder of 2020, I decided that it was time to do an entire episode featuring masks. Whether you choose to wear one or forgo the option is not the foundation of my conversation with Lara.
No. Instead we discuss in great detail who does it well and who missed the mark entirely. For example, Darth Vader? He’s doing it well. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Not so much.
But I have to say my favorite part is when I ask Lara to rank all the actors who have played Batman since Michael Keaton. We spend way too much time analyzing jawlines, smolders, and lips.
We do this so you don’t have to. It's a service we are happy to provide.
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Buster Posey does it well, according to Lara.
Here's the infamous Spiderman kiss we all know and sort of love.
Want to listen to our episode about TV doctors? Click HERE!
Here's the world's most expensive mask.
Edward Cullen is the new Batman. Thoughts?
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Hello everyone!
Oddly enough, I never thought that "I WANT MY BINGE TV" would be a series on the IHGB podcast, but here we are. Back when Todd and I recorded episode 169 in May, we figured our quarterly movie review episode would commence in the fall.
Todd and Lincee of the early pandemic were so cute. They taught this thing would be wrapping up by Memorial Day. I just want to pat their heads and bless their hearts.
As 2020 continues to be a hot mess when it comes to the outside world, we decided to head back to Netflix, HULU, Apple TV, and old DVD box sets from the ’90s in order to bring you some form of entertainment.
Now, if someone can mail me a DVD player, I’d appreciate it.
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Todd’s Picks:Chef's Line (Netflix)Somebody Feed Phil (Netflix)Unorthodox (Netflix)100 Humans (Netflix)Life in Pieces (Amazon)
Lincee’s Picks:Hamilton (Disney+)Baby Ballroom (Netflix)Dumplin' (Netflix)Felicity (Apple TV or DVD box set)
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Hello everyone!
Okay, here’s the thing. When I was on hiatus for two months, a few things happened that had me reeling, but one was particularly devastating.
I learned that Dr Pepper was in short supply. Although a travesty, I thought that since I lived in Texas where Dr Pepper was born and raised, I wouldn’t have a problem finding the delicious beverage.
I thought wrong. It’s taken some diligent detective work to discover grocery stores that carry the good doctor and hoarding has officially commenced. The only thing that made it even a bit better was the sudden debut of Taylor Swift’s eight album.
This is a new Taylor. This is a mature Taylor. And this is a Taylor who lets the world know that she is an incredible singer/songwriter.
Lara and I discuss the entire song list and debate important topics like, "Is Taylor trying to tell us that she and Joe are broken up?" or "Were they married in a secret ceremony a few years ago and are about to celebrate their third wedding anniversary?"
And do you also feel that there’s an invisible string tying you to Taylor? Or is that just us…
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IHGB #24: Taylor Swift's 'Reputation'
IHGB #74: Taylor Swift's 'Reputation' Concert Review
IHGB #127: Taylor Swift's 'Lover'
Taylor Swift's 'Folklore'
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HELLO THERE! It's so good to be back!
My debut episode after a six-week hiatus is all about The Bachelorette. Let me just say that these jokers were busy during my time away. Thankfully, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you.
We discuss Clare’s departure, Tayshia’s arrival, our feelings toward Arie’s new hair style, Colton’s breakup with Cassie, Jade and Tanners baby making skills, and one former bachelorette’s escapades that resulted in me editing Some Guy in Austin with a Ricky Martin song.
Enjoy!
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In this episode, my roommate Lara and I discuss why we love the show Younger, who we would choose if we were the leading lady stuck in a ridiculously good-looking love triangle, and somehow we ended in a lively debate revolving around tattoos and what we would get if we had one.
Barbed wire. Around my bicep. Duh.
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Younger Season 1 Trailer
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This week I’m discussing Hitch with my friend Todd. It’s charming, endearing, hopeful, and stars Will Smith. What’s not to love?
Just listen to this plot line:
Dating coach Alex Hitchens mentors a bumbling client, Albert who hopes to win the heart of the glamorous Allegra Cole. While Albert makes progress, Hitch faces his own romantic setbacks when proven techniques fail to work on Sara, a tabloid reporter digging for dirt on Allegra Cole's love life. When Sara discovers Hitch’s connection to Albert -- now Allegra's boyfriend -- it threatens to destroy both relationships.
Hitch taught us many things: Never bite your upper lip while dancing.Beware of grand gestures at Ellis Island.Only lean in ninety percent.And in medical emergency situations, a bottle of Robitussin can substitute as a juice box.
All you need is a bendy straw and you’re good to go.
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IHGB Podcast #102 : Can't Buy Me Love
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In this episode, Stephanie and I discuss our favorite wedding movies. Now I must disclaim that this list BY NO MEANS is a complete list of our favorites. It was very hard to narrow down, but we did our best.
What makes a good wedding movie? I’m glad you asked.You need an anxious father.A hired boyfriend.A best friend who is like Jell-O.Seven new brides in gingham dresses.A handful of brown M&Ms.And of course, James Marsden.
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IHGB Podcast #107 : The Proposal with Rebecca
IHGB Podcast #109 : The Wedding Singer with Knox McCoy
IHGB Podcast #114 : My Big Fat Greek Wedding with Jamie
Stephanie's Wedding Movie Pics:Father of the BrideMy Best Friend's WeddingThe Wedding Planner
Lincee's Wedding Movie Pics:The Wedding Date27 DressesSeven Brides for Seven Brothers
Other Wedding Movies on Steph's List:Runaway BrideBride WarsBridesmaidsMonster-In-LawWedding CrashersFour Weddings and a FuneralI Now Pronounce You Chuck and LarryCrazy Rich AsiansThe Princess BrideSweet Home AlabamaMama MiaMeet the ParentsMade of Honor
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In this episode, Lara and I discuss all things Schitt’s Creek, which is a wonderful television show that we just rediscovered during stay-at-home orders.
Let me tell you, dear listener, it is a delight. The cast, the fashion, the one-liners, the script…we love it all.
Get ready to fold in the cheese, bebés. This episode rivals the epic performance in Rose Apothecary.
EW, DAVID.
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Simply THE BEST.
Fruit wine.
276 best jokes from Schitt's Creek.
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Well, after six weeks (which felt like the entire summer), my Listen To Your Heart dreams of Matt and Rudi falling in love during the season finale were dashed in the first fifteen minutes of the two-hour spectacle.
Yet, we press on.
In this episode Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the finer things from the finale. These include, but are not limited to:
Chris Harrison in a tuxedoDan Plus ShayCoconut waterKaitlyn’s singing careerHow far the east is as far as westThe wonder that is Taye Diggs
In conclusion we listen to our hearts and talk about the show about half the time. This is pretty much on brand for us. Enjoy.
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If you’d like to read the finale recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Bri and Chris’ songs: To Make You Feel My Love by AdeleGive Me Love by Ed Sheeran
Trevor and Jamie’s songs: Unchained Melody by the Righteous BrothersSpeechless by Dan + Shay
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Hello everyone!
In today’s episode, Todd and I lament over the fact that we are unable to record our summer movie preview.
Remember going to a movie theater? Fun times. Those were the good old days before the year 2020 started acting like your drunk uncle at the family reunion.
Well, Todd and I powered through the pain and shifted gears, creating a list that, in this day and age, feels just as important as a summer movie preview
We call it, "I Want My Binge TV."
Enjoy!
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Glitter and groceries!
Todd's Picks:Tiger King (Netflix)Ozark Season 3 (Netflix)Westworld Season 3 (HBO)The Big Family Cooking Showdown (Netflix)
On Todd's Radar:The English Game (Netflix)Waco (Netflix)The Stranger (Netflix)Amazing Interiors (Netflix)
Lincee's Picks:Schitt's Creek (Netflix and Pop TV)Outer Banks (Netflix)Belgravia (Amazon Prime and EPIX)Listen To Your Heart (ABC)
On Lincee's Radar:The Beauty and the Baker (ABC)Never Have I Ever (Netflix)Younger (Hulu and TV Land)Trolls World Tour (Streaming for purchase)
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Hello everyone!
Thanks so much for tuning in this week. We are down to four couples and when the end of the journey is no longer a dot in the distance, things get real. You learn who is in love, who’s faking it, and who wants this more than anyone else.
In this episode Some Guy in Austin and I continue to tackle some of the greatest questions surrounding this show. For example:
Is the Bottle Ranch Motel haunted?Did the couple getting married in the chapel actually know each other?Is Rudi going to get fed up with Matt and leave?Are Chris and Bri really in love?Was Jamie’s last relationship with her 2017 senior prom date?
In a nutshell, we try and divulge which of these jokers is listening to his or her heart. Join us, won't you?
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If you’d like to read the week five recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Bri and Chris’ song: "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley
Trevor and Jamie’s song: "Just a Kiss" by Lady Antebellum
Natascha and Ryan Mayer’s song "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran
Rudi and Matt’s song: "Shallow" from A Star is Born
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Thanks so much for tuning in this week! I’ve had such a fun time trying to figure out Listen To Your Heart with Some Guy in Austin. Analyzing this show has become one of my greatest pleasures during social distancing.
In this episode we answer some of the greatest questions surrounding this show. For example:
Is Julia the worst? Who is choosing Jamie’s wardrobe?Is Natascha the worst?Do Nelly and Tim McGraw sing a song together?And is Rolf worse than Julia?
Even though one of our favorite performers went home, we find solace in the fact that he is in a shady bar right now, raising a glass for a toast. Cheers to dodged bullets!
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If you’d like to read the week four recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Rudi and Matt’s song: “Tennessee Whiskey” by Chris Stapleton (and JT)
Bri and Chris’ song: “Lover” by Taylor Swift
Trevor and Jamie’s song: “Like I'm Gonna Lose You” by Meghain Trainor
Rolf and Julia song: “We Belong” by Pat Benatar
Natascha and Ryan Mayer’s song: “You Are the Best Thing” by Ray Lamontagne
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Great news, people! We sort of, in a roundabout vague way, finally know what Listen To Your Heart is all about! Shout out to week 3 for extending those important details.
It’s a singing competition with a love component, yes, and the couples are judged, sure, but what we don’t know is HOW these duets are scored.
Do we have parameters? Is there a handy leader board? Will the judges hold up paddles? Heavens no.
At one point Jason Mraz offered a “great job,” as Ke$ha told someone they were beautiful, while JoJo and Fake Aaron Rodgers said one performance gave them chills.
I’m pretty sure that’s equivalent to a check plus, a smiley face, and a grape scratch and sniff sticker.
Nevertheless, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the performances and provide our expert opinions. You should also know that I call Matt by the name of Mark half the time and in one instance, I identify Bekah as Bri.
We all in this together, dear listener.
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If you’d like to read the week three recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Rudi and Matt's song: "Fallin All In You" by Shawn Mendes
Bri and Chris' song: "Beyond" by Leon Bridges
Bekah and Kid Danny's song: "Hey Ho" by The Lumineers
Rolf and Savannah's song: "I Want You To Want Me" by Cheap Trick
Sherds and Jules’ song: "As Long As You Love Me" by The Backstreet Boys
Natascha and Ryan Mayer's song: "Stay" by Rihanna
Trevor and Jamie’s song: “I Could Use a Love Song" by Maren Morris
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Even though Listen To Your Heart has a musical component, we have to remember that it is first and foremost a show about LOVE. And hearts. And listening to those hearts.
But Some Guy in Austin and take our job very seriously and insist on discussing more than who has the best duet and whose relationship is going to make it. In this episode, we instead discuss important details like:
Who does Brandon look like?
Why is Rudi wearing a chartreuse sweatsuit that makes her look like a homeless glow stick?
And how Natascha reminded Some Guy of an alien eating her prey.
But most importantly, we debate the age of one man’s toupee and ask each the deepest of questions . . . Does a hair piece have an expiration date?
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If you’d like to read the week two recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Trevor and Jamie's song: "Girl Crush" by Little Big Town
You knew what I was talking about when I mentioned Music and Lyrics, right?
Sherds and Jules' song: "The Bones" by Maren Morris
The Dresden
Brandon and Savannah's song: "Fever" live by Mr. Bublé
Many of us weren't born yet, so it doesn't surprise me that you don't know the V Mini Series from 1983. (Spoiler: SGIA and I were both born in the '70s, so...)
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Kudos to the ABC producers who were forward-thinking enough to anticipate that the typical Bachelor viewing audience needed a place for all the budding musical artists of the world to congregate. It’s just a happy coincidence that this train wreck of a show was slated to air at a time when tigers are king and love is blind.
This is — LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!
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It’s day question mark of sheltering in place and most of you have reached a point in this journey where cooking is no longer fun, love ones are no longer adorable, and the Netflix "to watch" list is running dangerously low.
I am pretty lucky.
I don’t cook, which means all I have to do is make sure there are enough cans of Pringles and Dr Pepper in the cupboard to last me for a few weeks. I also dove in head first to Schitt’s Creek and have at least a few more precious hours to spend with the Rose family before I have to binge something else.
And, I have a pretty cool roommate who took time out of her busy, lawyering schedule to diligently research hot doctors in medical dramas.
Never fear, dear listener. We have a list. And that list is long.
This episode goes out to the tired nurses, the exhausted doctors, the weary EMT teams, the brave testing technicians, the relentless research scientists, the hard-working adiminstrative and janitorial staffs, and anyone else who works in the medical field.
We love you. Stay strong.
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Lara's Picks:Dr. Will Halstead of Chicago MedDr. Max Goodwin of New Amsterdam
Lincee’s Picks:Dr. Conrad Hawkins of The ResidentDr. Jackson Avery of Grey's Anatomy
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In today’s episode, my friend Stephanie and I bring you joy, happiness, and sparkle in the form of Sarah Jessica Parker.
Join us as we discuss her dance movies, her comedic skills, and one very creepy, unsettling song that gives me nightmares.
Seriously. NIGHTMARES.
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Steph's SJP Picks:Girls Just Wanna Have FunHocus PocusThe First Wive's Club
Lincee’s SJP Picks:FootlooseThe Family StoneFailure to Launch
Want to hear more about Sex in the City? Listen to THIS episode with my fashion friend Natalie!
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We lost an incredible entertainer this week. As Some Guy in Austin and I discuss, Kenny Rogers decorated our lives with music. He was a walking example of what excellent hair follicles look like and he knew how to grow a luscious beard.
But above all, he taught us that knowing when to hold 'em and knowing when to fold 'em is a lesson we must all put into practice.
May he rest in peace.
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Some Guy in Austin Kenny Rogers Picks:Just Stopped InRuby Don't Take Your Love To TownLucilleLove the World Away
Lincee's Kenny Rogers Picks:She Believes In MeThe GreatestWe've Got TonightOnce Upon a Christmas
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We are back to celebrate another romantic comedy in our “It’s a Love Story” series, sponsored by my book conveniently titled, It’s a Love Story. You can find it wherever books are sold!
Anytime I get Mama and my sister together, you know there’s going to be a bunch of laughing. Especially when you’re talking about a movie that has “dirty” in the title.
We are a family of dancers, so you can imagine when this movie’s trailer entered our lives, we were hooked. Dirty Dancing taught us to ignore all signs that read “no guests allowed.” We learned that dance moves sometimes tickle, the best place to practice lifts is in the water, and no one puts Baby in a corner.
But most importantly, we learned to always carry a watermelon. It could lead to great things.
LIKE JOHNNY CASTLE.
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Mama, Jamie, and I talked about the Sound of Music in our first joint podcast. Hilarity ensued.
Here's Mama's favorite Dirty Dancing scene. The FINAL scene!
Here's Jamie's favorite Dirty Dancing scene. The DIRTY scene!
Here's my favorite Dirty Dancing scene. The SHE HAS NO SPINE scene!
We believe you should LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK! So good.
Did you know Jennifer Grey had a new nose?
Please, please, please do not watch the TV remake. Instead, read about it HERE and thank me later for saving you from certain heartburn.
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In a time of social distancing, my roommate Lara and I came up with some suggestions for those of you who can no longer go to work, school, sporting events, or live entertainment. We even threw in some alternate rodeo and Bachelor watching options just to be safe.
Enjoy!
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I wrote a post about some book suggestions from IHGB readers. You remember books, right? Those square things made of pages that have words on them? Reading is fun.
For when you miss the rodeo:YellowstoneThe Longest RideUrban Cowboy - You can also click HERE to read about the lessons I learned from watching Urban Cowboy. For example, a bottle of Lone Star beer can fit in the back pocket of a pair of Wrangler jeans.
For when you can't go to school:High School MusicalNever Been Kissed (one of the top screen kisses of all time)Saved by the Bell (I'M SO EXCITED...)Here's a link to our favorite t-shirt girl KT Designs!
For when you need your Bachelor fix:To All the Boys I've Loved BeforeLove Is Blind (#blessit)It’s a Love Story
For when you can't go into work:The Office- Best TV Kiss- Best YES Moment9 to 5The Devil Wears Prada (YAY EMILY BLUNT!)
For when you can't actually participate in sports:Friday Night LightsCheerJerry Maguire
For when you can't go see live entertainment:Miss AmericanaJames Corden Carpool KaraokeJames Corden's Opening of the 2016 Tony AwardsFrozen 2
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Well season 24 of The Bachelor has come to a close and Peter the Pilot found love, proposed to it, said JUST KIDDING, and waited for Chris Harrison to go fetch the real woman of his dreams so he could be friends with her for a while before deciding if he can break his mother’s heart by marrying this woman.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down both nights of the finale, including a certain woman’s gumption, a certain woman’s will power, and a certain box fully dedicated to a certain woman’s facial expressions.
Oh Barb...
EPISODE NOTES:
If you’d like to read Peter’s Finale Recap Part 1 click HERE. For the Part 2 recap, click HERE.
As you can imagine Twitter last night? I put together some of my favorite quotes and you can read it HERE!
Thank you to Last Night’s Game for the official IHGB Bachelor Bracket and congratulations to Allison Singewald for taking home the number one spot!
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Women Tell All is a strange phenomenon of a show. One might surmise that a DVR which touts 120-minuets of ladies sharing all the things is television just begging to be watched. One might be wrong.
The good news is that the producers set the bar really high with a theatrical rose ceremony worthy of our time. Is Madison going to join her fellow contestants at the Home Depot pillar? Or will she traipse off into the shire looking for lords and rings?
And then there’s the announcement of our new bachelorette and the rumbling of “who’s that girl?” that shook the inter webs. Allow me to help you out:
The year was 2014. It was a simpler time back then. Coldplay and Goop made a conscious decision to uncouple. We finally learned how that guy met those kids’ mother. Adele Dazeem killed it at the Golden Globes singing “Let It Go.” And Clare Crawley crossed a freshly sprayed asphalt driveway as she walked toward bachelor Juan Pablo in a darling hot pink party dress.
Gather that raccoons, ABC Intern. We’re in for a wild ride. And I couldn’t be more excited.
EPISODE NOTES:
If you’d like to read Peter’s Women Tell All recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
I also wrote a post about my thoughts on Clare being our new bachelorette.
And if you’d like to participate in our joint bracket with Last Night’s Game, click HERE for the official Peter the Pilot Bachelor Bracket!
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First off, I’d like to make a correction. During Moments with Mama, which is at the very very end of all my bachelor podcasts, Mother on more than one occasion borrows the term Fantasy Land. Using contest clues she either means the fantasy suite date or the actual fantasy suite. At one point we get a Fantasy Island.
I feel it’s necessary to disclaim that this recap is in no way affiliated with the Disney corporation or Ricardo Montalbán. It was past her bedtime and I think we should all agree just to roll with the flow.
Like Hannah Ann seems to be doing. And Victoria.
Madison? Not so much.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the conversations, the pauses, the tears, the voice infliction, the “likes” and all the idiosyncrasies of the episode.
Thank you for, like, joining us each week. It’s, like, our pleasure to like, bring you all of the, like, details of the like show. We like, love doing it.
It’s like super impore-ant y’all know that.
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If you’d like to read Peter’s fantasy suites recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Some Guy talks about the new "hit" show Flirty Dancing on FOX. I'd never heard of it. But now that I have, I'm a happy camper.
And if you’d like to participate in our joint bracket with Last Night’s Game, click HERE for the official Peter the Pilot Bachelor Bracket!
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It’s home town dates and you know what that means!
Drama.Weird family quirks. Mothers crying as if their child is returning from war. Plates of food, yet no one eats. The rolling of eyes.The dropping of L-bombs.
And women with blurry faces who feel it is their need to set the record straight when they happen upon their ex-boyfriend dancing around with a notorious home wrecker.
Isn't it the most wonderful time of the year?
EPISODE NOTES:
If you’d like to read Peter’s home town date recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
And if you’d like to participate in our joint bracket with Last Night’s Game, click HERE for the official Peter the Pilot Bachelor Bracket!
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Not a whole heck of a lot happened during last night’s episode other than Natasha finally getting a one-on-one, Kelley stepping into annoying villain territory, and Peter finally getting his Band-Aid off his head wound.
But that doesn’t stop Some Guy in Austin and I from discussing Peter’s final four. We dive deep and right before my VERY POPULAR “Moment with Mama” segment, we go off the rails on a tangent that involves a “concert” at a Fingers Furniture store here in Houston by a guy affectionately known on the IHGB website as He Who Must Not Be Named.
I realized after editing that we never mentioned the artists’ name. I’d like for you to know that it was on purpose and I don’t intend on mentioning it now, either.
In fact, I’m pretty proud that we’ve kept this up an entire decade.
But you can read about that night below! Enjoy!
EPISODE NOTES:
The night I met He Who Must Not Be Named...
If you’d like to read Peter’s week 6 recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
And if you’d like to participate in our joint bracket with Last Night’s Game, click HERE for the official Peter the Pilot Bachelor Bracket!
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Last night my friend Todd and I watched all thirteen hours of the 2020 Oscars so we could bring you the latest greatest news as viewed by the Academy. We have lots of thoughts that we’ll share with you, including which movies you need to see and which movies you need to skip.
We focus on the nine films nominated for Best Motion Picture. You can watch the trailers below!
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1917
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Parasite
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Little Women
Jojo Rabbit
Marriage Story
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Well, it’s week 5 of Peter the Pilot’s journey to find love and it is the length of the Super Bowl. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the now infamous Cosmo date with Victoria F., Kelsey’s emotional health, and whether or not Peter contracted some sort of jungle disease in his head wound when he made out with Sydney under a waterfall.
I’ve watched enough Grey’s Anatomy to know that answer is yes.
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If you’d like to read Peter’s week 5 recap, I’ve got it right HERE!
Peter hits his head on a golf cart. And breaks his face.
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Well, it’s week 4 of Peter the Pilot’s journey to find love and it is a doozy. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the sheer coincidence that Victoria F’s former flame, country music star Chase Rice, just HAPPENED to be on her one-on-one date in a Cleveland-adjacent amusement park. What are the odds?
Then we insert ourselves into the mutinous bandwagon, tossing up a few AMENS, as we debate how Peter should have handled Alayah’s return to the harem. Spoiler: He didn’t handle it well.
Fasten your seatbelts. Your inflight entertainment is brought to you by the cello guy in front of the Cleveland courthouse!
Admit it. You thought he was another ex-boyfriend, right?
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Good news! Peter the Pilot is in love with twelve women. Isn't that fabulous? Typically Some Guy in Austin and I don't have the "can you be in love with multiple women at the same time" conversation in week 3, but Peter is not your typical guy. Enjoy!
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Here we are at Week 2 of Peter the Pilot’s Bachelor journey to find love and we already have a gate. CHAMPAGNEGATE.
It was the popped cork heard around the world and the unfortunate GIF of Kelsey that will never die.
This week Some Guy in Austin and I carefully choose our jet setters, first class upgrades, and the ones who need to check their emotional baggage.
I’d like to warn you that this episode is full of puns. As a former world famous jungle cruise skipper, I’d ask that you respect the craft. There’s also a lovely surprise at the very very very end if the show. I’m calling it: A Moment With Mama.
Fasten your seatbelts, people. We’re serving stolen champagne and it might get bumpy.
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Week 1 of Peter the Pilot’s Bachelor journey was jam packed, am I right? Not only did we witness some cringe-worthy icebreakers as a handful of women embarrassed themselves on the freshly-sprayed mansion driveway, but we had the privilege of witnessing Peter make out with half the cast during the cocktail party.
Eight women were sent home on night one. Of these were all three flight attendants, a desperate woman with hairless cat photo and another with a diary cow named Ashley P.
Never fear, dear reader. Anyone who displayed her boobs loud and proud, or showed even a hint of crazy was immediately gifted a long-stemmed red rose and a ticket to lay around a pool in her bikini for the foreseeable future.
Also, Hannah Brown has returned. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss if this is a stunt driven by producers or if Hannah is suffering from FOMO. Now that she won the Dancing with the Stars mirror ball trophy, her 15 minutes of fame is dwindling and the only chance she has to remain the ABC darling is to romantically pursue her number three choice.
Will she stay? Will she go? Will the women find out that Peter is head-over-heels in love with this woman and therefore, forgo their chances to become social media influencers?
Fasten your seatbelts, people. The Beast is back. And she’s wielding her power at every turn. And at every windmill.
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Some Guy in Austin mentions a "squishy" situation he was once in and I've linked that glorious story for you because I'm awesome.
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Hey everyone,
We’ve got some fun news! I’m partnering with my new friends Amy and Scott over at Last Night’s Game to bring my listeners and readers our first ever Bachelor bracket!
When searching for a source that breaks down sports in an easy to understand way, Amy and Scott couldn't find anything, so they created it. I love that about them! They give you short, sweet, entertaining sports content that is delivered via a triweekly email publication and weekly podcast. And according to them, finding love on TV is a sport, too.
I agree. The Bachelor is the Super Bowl of finding love.
Each week, Some Guy and I will cross our fingers and assign roses to the ladies who may have a future with our Bachelor. We would love for y’all to play along! And because we are so nice, we’ve recorded another episode about this season’s ladies to help you fill out your bracket. This one includes all of the dirt we received from official ABC bios and Our Host Chris Harrison’s insight.
You can find bracket links (HERE), in the show notes below, or in my Instagram profile. Who knows? There may be some super cool prizes at the end of Peter’s journey to find love!
I’m talking about the end of our bracket journey -- not Peter’s journey. I'm pretty sure our Bachelor’s super cool prize more than likely ends with a prescription for penicillin.
Follow along and GOOD LUCK!
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Since Stephanie and I recorded the Hallmark Christmas movie preview, we've both received numerous messages asking us -- FOR TE LOVE TELL ME WHAT TO WATCH.
So we decided to do just that. There are four good ones to check out, four very bad ones to steer clear from, and a plethora of "meh."
And yes, I do give my vote for BEST KISS of the 2019 season. Is the anticipation killing you! Go ahead! Push play!
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Picking favorite movies from the decade was a hive-inducing activity for my friend Todd. He had so many Oscar-nominated films to sift through and had a hard time painstakingly analyzing what deserved his recommendation for IHGB podcast listeners.
I, on the other hand, had a much tougher job. Do you know how many musicals and sort-of-romances have hit the big screen since 2010?
So many, my friends. So many. But I was able to narrow it down to ten. Ryan Gosling had a lot to do with my decision-making process. And Chris Pine.
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Although show runners haven't officially included photos and bios of Peter's pack of ladies on the ABC website, I decided to take matters into my own hands and do a little digging myself. I've been doing this for sixteen years. You people, my lovely readers, expect me to be in the know!
Of course, I'm never in the know. I don't like spoilers and I rarely choose the person standing across from the bachelor/bachelorette at the Home Depot proposal pedestal at the end of this amazing journey. But because I'm a professional and adore you, I did what anyone in my position would do. I stalked Instagram.
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all thirty-three women and give our recommendations on which lovely ladies should be in your office Bachelor bracket. To no one's surprise, our selections are very different. He bases his picks on looks. I base mine on Instagram followers. I think my way is the best way.
Then again, what do I know?!
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It’s my first holiday segment of our It’s a Love Story series and I’ll let you in on a little secret: Lara and I have been waiting to talk about this movie for YEARS. Way back in episode #4, we talked about our favorite big screen love stories and Lara wanted to feature The Holiday. I asked her to wait until December. Then not one but TWO Decembers rolled by and I forgot both times.
So here we are, giddy over the fact that we get to swoon over Jude Law and Jack Black.
That’s right, I said Jack Black. Lara has a crush. Which is understandable and also lucky for me because that means I can have Mr. Napkin Head all to myself.
The Holiday taught us that Santa Ana winds are magical and that we should befriend old spry Jewish men if at all possible. Additionally, when a drunken man bangs on the door of your holiday home exchange cottage, you should answer it. Don’t be afraid of the handsome, bespeckled man on the other side.
He’s a major weeper.
Hey everyone!
A big thank you goes out to Some Guy in Austin and Mrs. Some Guy in Austin for stepping up to the plate VERY last minute to help with this week's episode. While I handle unexpected medical stuff with my dad, these two crazy kids put together a pretty good podcast! You're going to love it.
And just think: Without me and my blog, they never would have met! I take full credit for all of their adorable cuteness.
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Hey everyone!
I’m so glad you are tuning into this very important episode. There are several news stories that have wiggled their way into my subconscious, so I asked Some Guy in Austin to help me process through my emotions of what all this means to my life.
We discuss Taylor Swift, the new bachelor Peter Webber, and of course, Kanye West. And if you want to know everything about this year’s Grammys, we have no idea who the nominees are and will be of no help anticipating if he/she/or they will win.
Our lack of knowledge is comical. It also makes us feel very old. Enjoy.
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Here's a list of all the Grammy nominees for this year.
Interested in the Taylor Swift/Scooter Braun kerfuffle? Here's a timeline of events that I found very interesting.
Kanye West has a gospel album and you can preview it HERE.
Bless Bachelor Peter Webber and his first promo. The end.
I wanted to let those of you who live in or around the Houston area to know that I am going to be speaking at Bethel Church on December 5 for their women’s Christmas dinner. I’m thrilled to be joining them for a night of festive fun! If you’re interested in registering, you can find all of the details by clicking HERE!
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We are back to celebrate another romantic comedy in my “It’s a Love Story” series, sponsored by my book conveniently titled, “It’s a love story.” This is our ELEVENTH romcom, which is so awesome. And I don’t plan on retiring the series anytime soon.
In this episode, comedian extraordinaire Kerri Pomarolli and I discuss the 1986 cult classic Pretty in Pink. This movie taught us that we should learn to sew, and how your earrings don’t have to match, and that flirting on a Commodore 64 is endearing. It taught us that Jon Cryer lip syncing Otis Redding withstands the test of time.
And most importantly, we learn that there are candy machines in the girls’ bathroom.
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Her new book Confessions of a Proverbs 32 Woman just hit shelves, along with a devotional She Rises Late and Her Kids Make Her Breakfast. Visit Kerri's website HERE to find out more about speaking engagements and comedy shows.
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Well, I’m heading into uncharted territory. This is a topic I know very little about: FASHION!
I invited my friend Natalie Weakly to discuss who in the world of pop culture has managed to make their style iconic. Other than the thunder and the helicopter that flew through in the middle of the podcast, I think you’re going to enjoy this episode. I learned so much, including the fact that headbands are in! My dreams of being Blair Waldorf may actually come true!
Do they allow old ladies to lunch on the steps of the MET?
Someone in New York, please let me know…
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It’s the most wonderful time of year! It’s the time when Stephanie and I get together on Halloween to celebrate Christmas!
Thanks to Hallmark’s addition of 40 brand new holiday movies, the channel has decided to bust out the yuletide cheer in October. How else are we supposed to watch all the forlorn women wandering around the Christmas tree lot in winter white coats fall in love with the ruggedly handsome guys in red and black buffalo check jackets?
It just makes sense.
Although Stephanie and I base our recommendations on three sentence synopses and a cast roster we located on the website (CLICK HERE) and the Hallmark Christmas channel app (which you should download), it’s clear that the suits in the front office tossed some cash at this year’s selections
How do I know?
We go to ROME!We go to New York!We go Graceland (again)!We go to Dollywood!
Fingers crossed that it’s a hard candy Christmas.
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I had a ball recording this episode with my friend Amy because I am a huge Mumford & Sons fan.
I was minority intrigued with their Sigh No More album, completely obsessed with their Babel album, and have lightly stalked lead singer Marcus Mumford for the better half of a decade.
It’s not weird. Everyone calm down. I do the same thing with Our Host Chris Harrison and Chris Pine.
It’s what I call being a TRUE fan.
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Here are links to all four Mumford & Sons albums!
Sigh No More
Babel
Wilder Mind
Delta
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Hey everyone!
Well most of you know that I’m a huge Disney fan and several have asked when I’m going to do a podcast on my Disney travels.
Today is that day! My friend Stephanie and I walk through our last vacation to Walt Disney World in Florida , offering tips, suggestions, and how we feel you can make the most of your experience since you’re paying all that money to ride a roller coaster and get a picture with a mouse. We talk fast passes, snacks, touring plans, and strategies.
In a word, the episode is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
You knew I would go there, right?!
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’Tis the seasons my friends!
No, I’m not talking about Thanksgiving turkey or yuletide cheer. I’m talking about autumn and all of its amenities.
For some of you, it’s the invasion of pumpkin-spice infused things, including but not limited to: coffee, muffins, for some reason Oreos, hand sanitizers, candles, and Burt’s Bees chapstick.
For others, like me, autumn means we can break out the orange tea towels, scatter some leaves around decorative gourds, and finally fill the glass bowl on the coffee table with candy corn.
It also means that football season is here.
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss football in pop culture. (You’ll understand why he and I are friends we you hear our first two topics.)
Between movies and a few TV episodes, we had a ton from which to choose. Although it was hard picking favorites, I’m sure you already know one of my guesses.
I’ll give you two hints. The first is Tim and the second is Riggins.
Clear eyes, y’all.
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There’s a cold front rolling into Texas and we expect temperatures to dip into the high 80s any day now. But since it still feel like the surface of the sun outside, my friend Stephanie and I hightailed it to the movie theater to beat the heat.
What did we see? I’m glad you asked.
We saw Downton Abbey and it was everything I wanted it to be.
Was it a blockbuster hit that will break records? No. Was it super intense or full of mystery? Not at all. In a word, it was a delight. The gowns, the swelling musical score, and Lady Violet’s fantastic dialog.
It’s all there for you. Including the ghost of Matthew Crawley.
I’m sorry. That’s a lie. I shouldn’t joke about such things. It's still hard for some of us to remember that devastating episode.
RIP Matthew.
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It’s time for another “It’s a Love Story” episode and for some of you, this is a doozy. For others, you may be annoyed by all the laughing. And coughing.
You see, when I invited Mama to join me again on the show, she insisted on talking about The Sound of Music even though I told her it was more of a musical than a romance.
Instead of disowning me for suggesting such a thing, Mama got sick about an hour before we recorded, but she still wanted to go on. So she invited my sister Jamie to join us.
My mother hacks up a lung, my sister wheezes, and I sort of sing. What more could you want in a podcast? FYI: I’m going to apologize now for the cold open. But I won’t apologize for the closer.
It’s one of my favorite things.
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Paradise is CLOSED. And I couldn't be happier.
We survived! And I couldn't be happier.
Our Host Chris Harrison looked amazing. And I couldn't be happier.
Peter is our new Bachelor. And I couldn't be happier.
Unless it was Chris Pine. Then I would ask Peter the Pilot to fly me straight to that mansion so I could throw my hat in Chris Pine's ring.
Nothing would make me happier.
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It’s the episode of episodes. Some Guy in Austin and I trudge through the final days in Paradise, discussing how Caelyn plans to survive in Dean’s van and Blake’s inability to find love on the beach, even though it was super easy at Country Cochella.
We also recall THE most embarrassing rejection in Bachelor franchise history and who we think will end up with a ring on it besides Hannah.
Congratulations Dylan! We now know your name and it’s not Mateo!
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Welcome to the fall movie preview BONUS episode!
Today my friend Todd and I will be discussing our favorite picks for movies coming to theaters near you from September to December. Get ready for lots of nostalgia, royalty, freezing temperatures, and all the Oscar-nominated films Todd wants you to see.
Oh, and we also discuss the hot mess that is the movie version of the beloved stage musical CATS.
Does it took ridiculous? Yes.Is it going to crash and burn? Probably so.Will I be there opening weekend? You better believe it.
And I'll be wearing my CATS t-shirt I purchased when I saw the musical in 1988. I'm sure it still fits.
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Todd’s Picks:
Goldfinch
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Knives Out
The Joker
Lincee’s Picks:
Downton Abbey
Frozen 2
Little Women
Last Christmas
CATS (blech)
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Enjoy the show!
In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss John Paul Jones' crying, Blake's complaining, and Old Matt Donald's sweating and inability to kiss a woman.
And then there's Dean. Insert eye roll HERE!
We also talk about the possibility of Derek as our new franchise cover boy!
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Bachelor.
Please tell me you get that reference…
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In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I remove the snooze fest that was The Goose and Krystal's wedding and instead concentrate on more important things.
There was a verbal argument.A Disney princess strutted her stuff.A mustache caused tears that were immediately wiped away by a boy.
A very tall boy.
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Back in episode 24, which was almost two years ago, my roommate Lara and I broke down Taylor Swift’s Reputation album song by song.
To this date, it’s one of my most popular episodes. Why? Because you people are very passionate about Taylor Swift’s music.
I thought Reputation was dark, which was jarring for me coming off of her 1989 album. However, some of the tracks grew on me and I can happily say that I own five of the 15.
But the Lover album is a different story. Get ready, Swiftys. Contrary to popular believe, the old Taylor is NOT dead!
And we are here for it.
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We have new loves, broken hearts, and more people who Blake met at Stagecoach.
This is Bachelor in Paradise!
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John Paul Jones recites Shakespearean sonnets.
This is why we watch the show.
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In this podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I try and figure out just what is going on in Blake's world. We discuss his interludes. We try to figure out the timeline. And in the end, we blame it all on Stagecoach.
We also deep dive into the text message chain between Blake and Caelyn. It certainly does paint her in a different light. Have you seen those?
It's a classic game of HE said SHE said.
Or should I say HE said, she said, she said, she said, she said...
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It’s very late here in Texas, but that didn’t stop Some Guy in Austin and I from immediately podcasting after Hannah’s journey to find love ended with a mediocre “let’s get a drink.”
We dissect everything:
Peter’s exitTyler’s parent interviewJed’s dog food jingle
It’s all in there. And, we manage to work in Twilight and Footloose. We’re a full service podcast here at I Hate Green Beans. ROLL TIDE.
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My friend Stephanie and I struggled to come up with things to talk about this episode. It could have accurately been summed up with two sentences. “It was the Luke Show. The end.”
Then we could have talked about Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes and Hannah’s random Pretty Woman inspired rose ceremony dress, and her interesting hairdo that looked like a schoolmarm bun with thick tendrils floating down.
We didn’t, of course. We talked about the episode. But just know that we could have spent an entire episode on just the tendrils.
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Thanks for hanging in there with me. On Tuesday I experienced the mother of all technical difficulties and it only took me, the Apple guy, and then me again to figure out what was wrong with my equipment.
But I’m good now and Some Guy in Austin and I arranged our schedules so we could talk FANTASY SUITE DATES!
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Prepare yourselves. There’s lots going on in this episode. Not only do Some Guy in Austin and I break down Hannah’s hometown dates, but we also talk about the “THERE ARE NO RULES” mentality of the season.
Where are all these extra rosing coming from? And why is Chris Harrison in charge of snipping buds and creating new boutonnières? Isn’t that a job for the ABC Intern?
Oh wait. I’m sorry. He was off dragging that bench from the tarmac, to Peter’s house, to Tyler’s house, to Luke’s house, skipping Jed's house, and back to the mansion. I’ll allow it.
Still, roses have thorns. Our Host could have been hurt!
WHAT IS THIS SHOW BECOMING!!!!???!!!
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Hey everyone !
We’re doing things a little differently on the podcast today. I thought y’all would rather listen to Some Guy in Austin and I debate a few issues that popped up after what will forever go down as THE WINDMILL EPISODE.
Who will be the odd man out after hometowns?How did Garrett turn into such a chach right before our eyes?Could Mike be the next bachelor?
And of the remaining suitors, which one did the hokey pokey in a windmill?
I HAVE A THEORY!!!
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Click HERE to watch/listen to the Haley Stevens episode on the Bobby Bones Show.
Some Guy in Austin's neighbor is a famous author! Check out Chandler Baker's work HERE!
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Hey y’all!
So many of you have messaged me to say that you can’t wait to hear what Some Guy in Austin and I have to say about this episode, thanks to a certain jack wagon who is still on the cast roster.
I’ll admit that we do discuss this particular glitch in Hannah’s brain in some detail, but what we really focus on is the phenomenon known as naked bungee jumping.
Do you think this is truly a Latvian tradition?Would you do it?If so, how would you prevent chaffing or harness burn?
We also talk about the likelihood of the camera man passing out in the naughty sauna and if Tyler confuses real pants with baseball pants.
Stay in your lane, people. Don’t text and drive.
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Is naked bungee jumping a real thing?!
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Hey y’all!
I know you’re listening today to hear an entertaining recap on The Bachelorette, but truth be told, it was the worst episode ever. What are you supposed to do when the show dedicates 40 minutes of Luke drama and an hour of recapping?
Back off, ABC. People come to my website and podcast to read/hear a stellar bachelorette recap, thankyouverymuch.
Stop cramping my style.
Some Guy in Austin and I had a hard time deciding what to talk about this episode. We discussed Luke, what Some Guy calls “Hannah’s meltdown” and what I call “Hannah’s soapbox” moment. Then Luke again, Harrison’s hug and pocket square (I’d hug those shoulders). Luke once more and Harrison’s manufactured fireside chat.
And, of course, Luke
We also dive into the cast of Bachelor in Paradise Season 6. I’m eager to watch Demi stake her claim in some guy (probably Blake). I’m hopeful that Annaleise finds love (so she won’t ever come on the show again) and I’m so happy to see that Keith/Kevin’s shoulder is better. I can’t wait to hear him speak.
Pass the Germ Squirt, people. Paradise is back.
EPISODE NOTES
I mention an article about one of the producers on the show who is GOOD LOOKING. Someone over at Cosmopolitan did their research!
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We are halfway through Bachelorette Hannah’s journey to find love and I’m concerned that I still don’t which one is Dustin. Wait…Devin. It’s Devin. I couldn't pick Devin out of a lineup. Or is in Dylan?
I blame Luke P. for this lack of awareness.
Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down in this episode. We decide:
If Big Mike and Hannah REALLY like each other.Hannah’s naughtiness on a pool table during a cocktail party.And what exactly is Luke P. trying to clarify for twenty minutes.
We also dedicate some significant time to the quintessential highlander: JAMIE FRASER.
I’ll be your Sassenach…
EPISODE NOTES
There is a difference between giving a toast and saying, "CHEERS!"
Hanson is on tour! Go see them and John Paul Jones!
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Raise your hand if you’re worried about Bachelorette Hannah? The girl is majorly on the struggle bus and it doesn’t look like she’s hopping off any time soon.
Some Guy in Austin and I share our theories on why she cried big, snotty tears this week:
She’s head over heels in love with Luke P.She’s quickly learning that Luke P. is a major jack wagon.She’s afraid that her man picker is broken. How can she love a chach?
I’m concerned that she doesn’t know what a red flag looks like. Perhaps if they made them crimson-colored, she’d pay more attention.
Roll Tide!
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IT'S RED ROSS!
Here’s the link to the bios on ABC’s website. It’s better when you can put a face with a name. Otherwise, you’ll get all the D’s mixed up.
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I’m excited for you to listen to this episode with my sister Jamie, but I have to disclaim a few things first before you dive in:
We laugh at the beginning. It was around midnight and we were delirious and had a hard time pulling it together to record. I left it in there as a cold open because a little sister’s job is to embarrass her big sister whenever possible. You’re welcome, Jamie.You can hear Mama in the background scolding us for not acting professional. You’ll also hear a train come through not once, but twice. It’s just a downfall of recording in the country. I would say “ignore it!” but our family’s natural instinct is to say "TRAIN" whenever we hear the whistle blow because it’s happens multiple times a day. I didn’t even remember saying it until I edited the episode. Fun times!
Moving on…
I'm so glad Jamie picked My Big Fat Greek Wedding as one of her favorite romcoms of all time. It’s one I often forget about, but after watching it again and having this conversation, I can see why she went there.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding taught us that a bundt cake can be fixed by adding a potted plant to the hole in the middle. It also taught us that the man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck and can turn the head any way she wants.
And finally, whether it’s a pimple or a mosquito bite, most ailments can be cured by squirting a little Windex on it.
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Here’s the trailer for My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
And here's a link to Mama's beloved Sea Breeze!
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Houston feels like the surface of the sun right now, so that means summer heat waves have officially hit our town. I anticipate we won't get any relief until Hallmark Christmas movies hit around October. Therefore, we must take action and find sanctuary in cool places during these next few months.
I'm talking about movie theaters, people.
My friend Todd and I discuss our top summer picks in this episode. We've got a superhero saga, a animated flick, a live action phenomenon based off of a beloved cartoon, an extravagant biopic, and a Quentin Tarantino's ninth studio film that I personally will not be seeing even though it has Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio in starring roles.
I love you both, boys, but this summer I choose toys and the Spider-Man. I hope you understand.
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Todd’s Picks:
Rocketman
Plus One
Yesterday
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Lincee’s Picks:
The Lion King
Late Night
Toy Story 4
Spider-Man Far From Home
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Well, Bachelorette Hannah is well on her way to an emotional breakdown as she journeys to find love and I have to say, I found this episode thoroughly entertaining.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the three dates and discuss:
What happened to Tebow Tyler?Could Hannah have mono?And do we believe she is going to CALL THE SHOTS when it comes to Luke?
Are you rooting for the guy who lost an appendage and his puppy in the same day? Or will you cheer on the boy-next-door pilot who knows how to properly execute a wall kiss?
Spoiler: WALL KISS. Always pick wall kiss! It will never let you down.
EPISODE NOTES
Here’s the link to the bios on ABC’s website. It’s better when you can put a face with a name. Otherwise, you’ll get all the D’s mixed up.
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We just have a few more episodes of the love story series, which is sponsored by my new book It’s a Love Story. CONVENIENTLY ON SALE NOW!
In this episode, my friend Janice Dean joins me! Janice is the senior meteorologist at FOX News, and a recent NYT bestselling author for her book Mostly Sunny. She's an MS advocate, devoted wife and mother, and lover of romcoms.
Janice went OLD SCHOOL and chose one of the most iconic romcoms of all time, When Harry Met Sally!
And I totally understand why. It’s a classic! Just listen to this synopsis:
In 1977, college graduates Harry Burns and Sally Albright share a contentious car ride from Chicago to New York, during which they argue about whether men and women can ever truly be strictly platonic friends. Ten years later, Harry and Sally meet again at a bookstore, and in the company of their respective best friends, Jess and Marie (played by the amazing Carrie Fisher), they attempt to stay friends without sex becoming an issue between them.
When Harry Met Sally taught us that’s it’s okay to order things “on the side” and that keeping a can of hair spray in your glove compartment is just smart. We also learned that no matter how cool you think it is, that Roy Rogers wagon wheel coffee table is ugly.
Accept that now and you will thank me later.
EPISODE NOTES
Here's a review I did for Janice's book Mostly Sunny!
Here’s the trailer for When Harry Met Sally.
And here’s a link to the amazing Harry Connick, Jr. playing the entire soundtrack!
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Hey ya’ll
It’s episode two of Bachelorette Hannah’s season and things are already getting steamy. Some Guy in Austin and I break down the three dates and discuss:
Do cowboy boots and speedos go together?Is Tyler G. a real contestant or just a robot without a personality? Can we change Cam’s acronym to “Always Be Chacchin’?”
Are you rooting for the guy with the twelve pack set of abs who professed his love thirty-six hours after meeting her?
Or will you cheer on the guitar-playing musician with crooked hero hair who didn’t have a clue that there was a secret grotto on the grounds of the mansion where people who are twitter-pated go to make out?
Twitter-pated is a word. I learned it from Bambi. Thanks Walt Disney!
EPISODE NOTES
Here’s the link to the bios on ABC’s website. It's better when you can put a face with a name. Otherwise, you'll get all the D's mixed up.
Or you could read my detailed recap from episode 2 HERE.
Some Guy in Austin mentions an article he read that gives a behind-the-scenes look of the show. It's fascinating!
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I am super excited for you to listen to this episode of the love story series (sponsored by my book It’s a Love Story! (On sale now!) Today I host fellow bachelor recapper, podcaster, and author KNOX McCOY as we discuss The Wedding Singer.
Thanks to our mutual friend Melanie Shankle, I started following Knox’s podcast THE POPCAST a few years ago and I haven’t turned back. If you love pop culture, you will love the show he hosts with his business partner Jamie Golden.
And his book, The Wondering Years, is one of my latest greatest favorite books. I have links to all the things down below, so make sure to check it all out or just go to knoxmccoy.com and dig around. Oh, and sign up for his newsletter. Trust me.
This week we discuss The Wedding Singer.
Now I need to disclaim three things before you listen:
I beat my desk in that way when you are laughing and you might slap your knee. I did that. Several times. Which brings me to number two:I laugh. I laugh a lot. I also laughed so much during this interview that I had to cut it in half because of time restraints. And finally, in the podcast when we talk about George (who is part of the wedding band) singing the song “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me.” Except I say, “Do you really want to LOVE me." I need you to know that I know I was in the wrong. I just have love on the brain.
The Wedding Singer is a stellar piece of pop culture as a movie, as well as a soundtrack. Both give you life. Why do I state that claim so boldly?
Just listen to this movie synopsis:
Set in 1985, Adam Sandler plays a nice guy with a broken heart who's stuck in one of the most romantic jobs in the world, a wedding singer. He loses all hope when he is abandoned at the altar by his fiancé (LINDA…). He meets a young woman named Julia (Drew Barrymore), who enlists his help to plan her wedding. He falls in love with her and must win her over before she gets married.
The Wedding Singer taught us many things. For example, if you are going through a breakup, try writing a song about it or have the mutants at table 29 help you proclaim LOVE STINKS in front of the entire wedding party. Fingerless gloves never go out of style (is that just me?) and Deloreans are cool no matter the decade.
But most of all, we learned not to let anyone wear our Van Halen t-shirts lest they jinx the band and they break up. This phenomenon may transcend time. That’s why my Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake concert tees are safe and sound in a secured lock box under my bed.
You can never be too safe.
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All things Knox McCoy: The Popcast PodcastThe Bible Binge PodcastThe Wondering Years
Here’s the trailer for The Wedding Singer.
And here's a link to the stellar soundtrack!
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Happy Bachelorette season everyone!
Hannah is back and she’s eager to sift through a roster of young fellas who claim to be ready for marriage. In order to prove his worth, the gentlemen bring Hannah sweet gifts from their homelands for her dowery.
She now has a paper airplane, a pair of pilot’s wings, a slice of soggy pizza, and the dream of one day being the future Mrs. Hannah John Paul Jones.
That monogram will look lovely on a new set of bath towels, don't you think?
EPISODE NOTES
Here’s the link to the bios on ABC’s website. Follow along as we discuss hero hair and severe parts!
Or you could read my recap from episode 1 HERE. I included photos for your viewing pleasure as well.
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This week on my love story series, I’m discussing The Proposal with my rocket scientist / author friend Rebecca. That’s right. She’s both left brained and right brained. When Rebecca isn’t working at NASA or raising her kids, she’s writing sweet romances under the pen name Daphne Emmerson.
I’ve read all her books and knew immediately that she would be one who needed to give me her take on the world’s greatest love stories. I can understand why she picked The Proposal.
A. Sandra BullockB. Ryan Reynolds
The Proposal taught us many things, including certain circumstances we should watch out for. For example, Alaskan hawks can pick up tiny dogs if you’re not paying attention. Baby maker blankets have magical powers. And it is possible that you could be a guest in a bathroom that doesn’t have any towels. Plan accordingly.
Also, it might be a good idea to have a rap on standby should you find yourself chanting in the woods so you can be one with the universe. Maybe something a little more ladylike than lyrics that instruct one to “stop” and “just wiggle it.”
Just kidding. Nothing is better than "Get Low" by Lil' Jon. Roll with it.
EPISODE NOTES
Check out Rebecca's books under the pen name Daphne Emmerson! The Heart Revealed The Heart AwakenedThe Heart Protected
Here's the trailer for The Proposal.
And here's the chanting scene!
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Hello everyone!
Well, we are back in Bachelor mode, and if you are a fan of the show, you probably know that the bios of Hannah Bama’s men dropped this week.
Some Guy in Austin joins me and for the first time ever, he has neither researched nor looked at the bios provided by ABC. We get his knee-jerk reaction to Hannah’s suitors, which was a brave decision on my part.
I’ve never edited a podcast so much in my life. I would assume you parents out there tuning in aren’t listening with children, since this is a podcast on a raunchy reality show. But just in case you are, maybe skip the part about a rapping bachelor name Cam.
Also, I left a blooper at the beginning of the show. Enjoy that little peek behind the curtain!
Based on a handful of sentences and bullet points, season 15 is shaping up to be quite the Chach Parade.
Which is totally fine, in my book. I love a parade.
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Here's the link to the bios on ABC's website. Follow along as we discuss hero hair and severe parts!
Or you could read my recap. I included photos there, too.
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Hey everyone!
It’s the moment some of you have been waiting for. I know this because you’ve emailed and messaged me to ask, "When is your mother going to be on the podcast again?"
Well, when she heard about the love series, sponsored by my new book It’s a Love Story, (on sale now!), she immediately wanted to talk about her favorite movie of all time: Pretty Woman.
Now because of the subject matter concerning Vivian’s line of work, my mother uses a word that rhymes with LOOKER or BOOKER a record twelve times. At one point, she takes it a step further and makes the word a verb.
Because I have no idea if the Apple Corporation will flag Mama's use of that word as “explicit content” on iTunes, I decided it was best to just bleep her out. This is a family show, and I’d like to keep it that way.
Aside from vernacular that describes “ladies of the night,” Pretty Woman taught us that it’s okay to wear wigs and that it’s cool to carry dental floss in your purse. We learned how to stomp a divot and that escargot are slippery little suckers.
But most importantly, we learned not to judge a book by its cover. Because even hookers can have a heart of gold.
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Here's another new episode of my podcast series! It’s sponsored by my book It’s a Love Story, which is on sale now! Click here to purchase today!
GLORY BE! IT'S FINALLY OUT THERE!
Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some of our favorite romcoms. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Win a Date With Tad Hamilton.
This movie taught us to reach for the stars. Literal Hollywood stars. We learned that half a can of original Pringles is the average amount one may eat at a time, to guard our carnal treasure, and that there’s a difference between big love and great love.
But most importantly, we learned how to chop wood. I’d like to thank Josh Duhamel for wearing a pearl snap to set that day. I salute you Tad Hamilton. And your physique.
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My new podcast series is so much fun! It’s sponsored by my book It’s a Love Story, which is out on April 30, but available for pre-order now! And if you do pre-order, you’re going to get tons of fun bonuses that one one else receives. Click HERE for details.
This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some of our favorite romcoms. In this episode, my friend Melanie Shankle and I go overboard discussing Crazy Stupid Love.
This movie taught us to fight for what we love, to fight for WHO we love, and proves that there is magic in the Dirty Dancing lift.
But most importantly, it encourages us to be better than The Gap.
EPISODE NOTES
Do you remember the Crazy Stupid Love trailer?
Check out my friend Melanie Shankle's website and her books!
Here's the Big Boo Podcast Melanie co-hosts with Sophie Hudson.
Pre-Order bonuses for It’s a Love Story
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Are you enjoying the new series I started last week? It's sponsored by my book “It’s a Love Story,” which is out on April 30, but available for pre-order now! And if you do pre-order, you’re going to get tons of fun bonuses that one one else receives. Click HERE for details.
This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some of our favorite romcoms and the conversations were eye-opening. In this episode, Todd and I discuss Can't Buy Me Love.
This movie taught us that nerds and plastics can co-exist in the same universe, if you’re willing to make a few sacrifices. It taught us the meaning of rhododendrons. And most importantly, it helps us understand the elation one feels when performing an iconic ‘80s dance that is only rivaled by Michael Jackson’s Thriller:
The African Anteater Ritual!
EPISODE NOTES
Do you remember the Can't Buy Me Love trailer?
Can't Buy Me Love Trivia
Pre-Order bonuses for It’s a Love Story
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I am beyond excited to start a new series this week sponsored by my book “It’s a Love Story.” It’s out on April 30, but available for pre-order now, and if you do pre-order, you’re going to get tons of fun bonuses that one one else receives. Click HERE for details.
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This love story series is all about romantic movies. I invited a few of my friends to help me dissect some of our favorite romcoms and the conversations were eye-opening.
For example, in this episode, Stephanie and I discuss Twilight.
I heard that. Some of your rolled your eyes. I get it. You wonder how we could put Kristen Stewart’s Bella in the same realm as romcom charmers (who will be featured later) like Sandra Bullock and Meg Ryan.
I’ll tell you what I told Stephanie when I made her talk about this movie: IT WAS A LOVE STORY PHENOMENON.
You can’t deny that.
No matter what team you were on, whether it be Jacob or Edward’s (#TeamJacob), the world was left with one thing we can not deny.
Real men sparkle.
EPISODE NOTES
Do you remember the Twilight trailer?
Here's the song "Never Think" by Robert Pattinson.
Twilight Trivia
Pre-Order bonuses for It's a Love Story
Launch team details!
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Well here we are. One hundred episodes of the IHGB podcast. A lot of hard work got me here, along with all the TV recapping and movie watching, but I couldn’t have done it without the following:
Thank you Bachelor for several wack-a-do seasons.
A big shout out to Taylor Swift’s Reputation for helping me not judge a book by its album cover.
The girls from the movie Shag. Who knew when I said no one had ever seen this movie that it would cause such a revolt among listeners
I salute you, Hollywood, for continuing to make movies I can watch, even though none of them are true romances.
And finally, to Our Host Chris Harrison. None of this would be possible if I hadn’t been flipping the TV channels that fateful day - the day I got lost in your eyes. And felt my spirits rise and soar like the wind. Is it love that I am in?
Only time will tell. Here’s to another one hundred.
EPISODE NOTES
Lara and I talk about things that are "Hundo P" in our lives, or one hundred percent. Did we make up this term?
No. We stole it from youths. WE ARE SO HIP! (PS: I've been told hip is not Hundo P.)
Lara's Hundo P Picks:
Thomas Rhett's new album
A Million Little Things
Honey Bourbon
It's a Love Story (shameless plug)
Reese's Pieces Eggs
Dan+Shay
Lincee’s Picks:
Michael Bublé
The Resident
Bamboo Sheets
Computer Glasses
Disney's Coast-To-Coast Challenge (minus the running part)
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After attending the George Strait concert at the Houston Rodeo, my love for the King of Country was invigorated. Naturally, I had to talk about it with my roommate Lara.
In a phrase? George looks G-O-O-D. Way to keep it tight, Mr. Strait!
EPISODE NOTES
George has a new album coming out called "Honky Tonk Time Machine" that sounds pretty good!
If you're in for a "so bad, it's good" movie, may I suggest Pure Country?
Want to see him in person? Check out his VEGAS SHOW!
Lara's Top George Strait Songs
Check Yes or NoOcean Front PropertyCarrying Your Love With MeTroubadour
Lincee’s Top George Strait Songs:
The ChairI Cross My HeartHeartlandCheyenneYou Look So Good In Love
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My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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In this podcast, we are going to talk about movies hitting the theater in Spring 2019. As always, my friend Todd is with me so he can bring a little culture and refinement to the conversation.
I, on the other hand, am cartoon savvy, superhero sensitive, and have a book coming out that celebrates my love for a good old fashioned romantic comedy. (Hitting shelves, both real and digital, on April 30!)
I’m excited for you to hear our top choices and honorable mentions, but please do not email me, message me, at me, text me, or call me to try and convince me that I need to see Dumbo.
I will not. Can’t do it. Won’t do it. Because of his mom and the trunks and sort of holding hands and the song and the...can someone hand me a tissue please?
EPISODE NOTES
Before we get to the picks, Todd and I also discussed the new Frozen 2 trailer and the Captain Marvel soundtrack. Check them both out!
Todd's Picks:
Hotel Mumbai
Best of Enemies
Hustle
Lincee's Picks:
Shazam
Long Shot
Aladdin
Avenger's Endgame
Todd's Honorable Mentions:
Dumbo
Lost and Found
The Public
Tolkien
FRIENDS OF THE SHOW:
My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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Well, we finally reached the end of The Bachelor season. For those of you who were thinking "WHAT WAS THAT," I feel your frustration. For others who are thinking "REJOICE! NEW TOPICS," get ready for some fun episodes on TV, movies, and something special for the 100th episode coming up in a few weeks!
But this episode is all about Colton’s journey to find someone he calls “future wife” with a woman who calls him “that guy I once dated on a reality show.”
Bless it. It was a lackluster of a finale, in my opinion. We were promised a roller coaster. What we got was a log ride. You know, just floating along, noting things to the left and to the right.
And the one big huge dip at the end was NOT the announcement of our new bachelorette, no sir. Clearly the big moment was the chach parade. And Air Supply. Who could forget Air Supply?
Hint: Anyone under the age of 35.E
FRIENDS OF THE SHOW:
Our friend Janice Dean wrote a book called Mostly Sunny! I wrote a review for the Associated Press. Check it out HERE and buy her book HERE!
My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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It's the podcast you've been waiting for. COLTON FINALLY JUMPS THE FENCE! Well played, ABC. You sucked me in thinking I cared more about the single bound leap, then juked me with Cassie breaking Colton's heart into itty bitty pieces.
I did not see that coming.
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you. We discuss Cassie's father, her lack of communication skills, her wardrobe, and her likelihood of being the franchises next bachelorette.
I say she's in the running. Some Guy's vote is for her sister. I can't wait to see who wins!
EPISODE NOTES
Our friend Janice Dean wrote a book called Mostly Sunny! I wrote a review for the Associated Press. Check it out HERE and buy her book HERE!
Here's an article that will show men how to wear a scarf confidently. Will Colton continue his man scarf pride in the USA? Or is it just a Portugal thing with him? Time will tell.
Want to read a full recap? HERE you go!
FRIENDS OF THE SHOW:
My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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It’s hometown week for Cole’n and he is on the struggle bus. Does he pick the girl who makes him break his bread into tiny little bits? Or the one who drinks strawberry wine? How about the one who shoves him out of an airplane? Or the one whose Daddy does not give his consent?
Some Guy in Austin and I answer these questions and discuss the rose ceremony that had fans issuing forth a strong "oooohhhhhhhhh" after a certain name was called and a "nope" after a whispered, "GET ENGAGED."
I am not a fan.
EPISODE NOTES
Colton wears a black leather jacket. Which means he's a bad boy. But it's also very delicate. Because even bad boys have a soft side as represented in one of the best compilation CDs of all time. Monster Ballads.
Strawberry Wine. Great song. Horrible message.
Need help in the etiquette department like Cole'n? Don't worry. I've got the website for you.
FRIENDS OF THE SHOW:
My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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I’ve got a bonus episode here for you and it’s all about THE OSCARS! Who won?Who deserved to win?Which nominees are worth watching? Of course I don’t know the answers to any of these questions because out of the big categories (actor/actress/director/picture) of the winners I saw a grand total of ZERO. I can tell you all about A Star is Born, Black Panther, and Mary Poppins Returns. I didn’t even know there was a movie called The Wife. (I'm sorry Glen Close!) But I do have friends who are more refined than I am and Todd is here to tell you what to see and what to skip. I’ll tell you who wore it best. Look no further than Captain America Chris Evans. Even though his tux was turquoise velvet, I’ll allow it
Because it matched his eyes perfectly. That's talent.
Well, we’re at a crossroads in Colton’s journey to find love where our bachelor has reached a breaking point. Although our boy is feeling ALL the feels, the one dominating his heart right now is confusion.
Who is here for the right reasons? What is the Hogwarts Express doing in Colorado? When will Caelynn let down her walls and start cursing like a sailor in front of everyone? Where is the rest of Hannah B’s top? Why has Peter Brady Ben Higgins replaced Our Host Chris Harrison as the resident mentor?
If that is the case, someone send help. I’ll be over here in the corner rocking back and forth in the fetal position.
EPISODE NOTES
Did you know Chris Harrison was a host on an HGTV show called Designer's Challenge?
Although the train looked like the Hogwarts Express, it was not.
Hannah B. is probably tired of being number two to Caelynn. But did you know that some very popular songs in our iTunes accounts also never made it to the number one mark on the charts?
If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s seventh episode, click HERE!
FRIENDS OF THE SHOW:
My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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I can’t believe we are already six weeks into Colton’s (or Coco if you’re from Red Oak, Texas) journey to find love.
Listen, he’s on the struggle bus and I don’t blame him. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss in great detail why we think women are dropping like flies. We compare and contrast Cassie’s “after school special” date from last week to Hannah’s “Lincee is behind the couch cushion again” one-on-one.
We also take a very big right turn into the levels of complexity as seen with the registered trademark phenomenon - the infamous Jump and Straddle(R).
Is there a right way to do it? How many variations are there? Can you botch a Jump and Straddle?
Yes. Yes you can, Kirpa.
If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s sixth episode, click HERE!
FRIENDS OF THE SHOW:
My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It's called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her!
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
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There is so much going on over here! I can hardly contain myself!
The first thing you need to know is that I'm doing a big giveaway for my book's one year birthday. We have free tickets to see Warner Bros new movie Isn't It Romantic for ten lucky winners.
We also have five grand prize winners that will receive free movie tickets and a LOVE sweatshirt from the fabulous Milk and Honey Tees! Click HERE to enter!
Speaking of my book, Why I Hate Green Beans is on sale right now at Amazon! Click here for an incredible deal! (Psst: You can also pre-order my new book. Don't tell because it hasn't been announced yet!)
Now, on to Colton. He is officially on the struggle bus. With Elyse leaving, and the stress of timing Heather’s kiss JUST RIGHT with those fireworks, it’s no wonder he’s teetering on madness.
Or maybe it’s the bug he ate in the jungle.
Either way, I have a feeling the infamous CrossFit leap over the fence is looming in the near future.
Get pumped.
EPISODE NOTES:
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. I read it in a day and loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma is witty. You don’t get that much in romances. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s fifth episode, click HERE!
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Happy Wednesday everyone!
I think you’re really going to enjoy this one.
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss several important topics like:
Bungee jumping: Fun or idiotic?Leaches: Helpful or Harmful?Demi: Smart or Brilliant?
Before you listen, I’d like to disclaim two things:
- Some Guy and I go off on a slight tangent and laugh so hard there’s silence. 2. I pronounce Caelyn’s name as a double name Kay Lynn half of the time. I don’t know how the twang escapes me.
Speaking of things that are puzzling, how do you confuse the name Hannah with Caelyn?
The answer is...you don’t.)
Bold move Harrison.
EPISODE NOTES:
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. I read it in a day and loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma is witty. You don’t get that much in romances. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s fourth episode, click HERE!
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Happy Wednesday y'all!
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I power through our befumblement, as we try to figure out the following:
Pageantgate is a real thing. Who's telling the truth? Miss Alabama or Miss One of the Carolinas?Is Tenille Arts a band or a person?Who would want to put on a blindfold after watching Bird Box?Is Demi a brilliant mastermind? Or future inmate? Or both?
EPISODE NOTES:
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. I read it in a day and loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma is witty. You don’t get that much in romances. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s third episode, click HERE!
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Happy Wednesday everyone!
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me figure out just what went wrong when Miss Alabama lost her ability to speak. We also discuss shorty shorts, overalls, and how to make a proper toast.
Love him or leave him, Colton is here to stay and he's ready to find a tiny blond wife. Which one will it be?!
EPISODE NOTES:
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. I read it in a day and loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma is witty. You don’t get that much in romances. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s second episode, click HERE!
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Happy New Year everyone!
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me analyze season 23 of The Bachelor. We discuss all the women on Colton’s love roster and their impressive icebreakers:
The dead butterfliesPopping cherry balloonsDog loversCardboard confessionalsAnd one annoying sloth
Whether you’re for Colton or against Colton, I think this season is going to be a doozy. DRAMA! WAILING! SNOT! AND TEARS!
And the girls get emotional too.
EPISODE NOTES:
One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. I read it in a day and loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma is witty. You don’t get that much in romances. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots!
This video of John Travolta and Pitbull made us dream about a Latin version of Saturday Night Fever. We're working on a trademark right now.
Once again, the Gap swing commercial makes its way into my life.
If you'd like to read an entire recap of Colton's first episode, click HERE!
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My sister and I deep dive into the wonder that is Mary Poppins. Whether you are an advocate for the original or a fan of the return, this podcast will leaving you feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's everything you need to know about the original Mary Poppins movie.
"Step in Time" was one of our favorite performances. After watching this clip, it makes me very tired. And I feel the need to start working out at a CrossFit gym.
You must purchase the soundtracks immediately. Or go listen to them on Spotify/Apple Music. Here's the one with Julie Andrews and here's the one with Emily Blunt. You will not be sorry!
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Hello to you and good-bye to 2018. Can you believe we are already on the edge of 2019? Doesn't it seem like yesterday some of us were worried about generators and canned goods in prep for Y2K, while others (yours truly) were worried about transitioning from CD music to digital?
Was that just me?
Moving on. My friend Todd and I discuss our favorite movies from the fall and our top picks for the year in this podcast. We analyze all the good, all the bad, and the ugly.
No one cares about your four realms, Nutcracker.
EPISODE NOTES:
Todd’s Movie Pics:
Bad Times at the El Royale
First Man
Bohemian Rhapsody
Venom
Widows
Lincee’s Movie Pics:
A Star is Born
Ralph Breaks the Internet and the Disney Princess deep dive
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Aquaman (no judgement)
Top Picks for 2018
Mary Poppins Returns
Black Panther
A Quiet Place
Avengers: Infinity War
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Crazy Rich Asians
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Stephanie and I take a deep dive into the 2018 Hallmark Christmas movies. We discuss the good, the bad, and the unforgivable. We'll let you know what you need to watch, what you need to skip, and who has the best Hallmark Christmas movie kiss.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here are a few of my write-ups from this year's Hallmark Christmas movies. There are a few I love and a few I will never, ever watch again. Thank you Kellie Pickler. I've also included a link to the first podcast Steph and I recorded with our Hallmark Christmas movie preview. Have fun!
IHGB Podcast #78: Hallmark Christmas Movie Preview
Christmas at Pemberley Manor
Christmas at Graceland
It's Christmas Comma Eve
Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa
Welcome to Christmas
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It happens every December. We push pause on the old DVR, freezing It's Christmas Comma Eve at the point where LeAnn Rimes is receiving the most perfect kiss from a very attractive man, and we give our attention to something equally as important.
The Bachelor.
It's finally happened. Our Host Chris Harrison announced the women vying for Colton's heart (THREE HOUR DEBUT - bless - on January 7) and we arrive at all sorts of conclusions based solely on a headshot and a boring three sentence bio.
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. I hope you enjoy the show!
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This episode is one of my favorites and it was one of yours last year, too. My friend Ranelle and I discuss new Christmas music! So many artists came out with holiday songs this year and Ranelle tells us what to watch for.
I do need to apologize for the banging noise. I think Ranelle and I were excited and when we’re excited, we both talk with our hands. So we bumped the mic or the table a few times. I'M SO SORRY!
But to make it up to you, I’ve included a Spotify playlist that includes every song we discuss in the podcast AS WELL AS Ranelle's favorite playlists from past years.
And let me just say that Matt Maher’s new Christmas album has my whole heart. I’m not sure how to pronounce his last name correctly, but whatever. WHOLE HEART.
EPISODE NOTES:
Ranelle's 2018 Christmas List
Ranelle's 2017 Christmas List
Ranelle's 2016 Christmas List
Ranelle's 2010 Christmas List
Ranelle's 2008 Christmas List
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This is an episode like you’ve never heard before and I’m so excited to share it! My good friends over at Oasis Media sent me digital sample chapters of my book Why I Hate Green Beans and you get to listen to them FOR FREE today! I’m one of those people who love an actual tangible book, but I also love when an author reads his or her memoir. With an audiobook, you can hear my sarcasm, dramatic pauses, and super fun accents that don’t make me look at all like a weirdo. If you like what you hear, consider popping over to your favorite retailer and buying a copy for someone on your holiday gift-giving list! At the time of this posting, the paperback and digital versions are available on Amazon for around six dollars and the audiobook is a STEAL at ten dollars. I hope you like what you hear. I also hope that you find it charming when I accidentally slide in and out of my adorable East Texas accent. Or as Mama says, “What accent? SHOW NOTES:
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Happy Thanksgiving week everyone! I know the holidays can be exciting for some and rough for others, so my friend Laura and I decided to podcast on the art of forgiveness. Ironically, our podcast revolves around pop culture phenomenons that we are working on, but have not fully forgiven. Let me share some examples that didn’t make the show: On Poldark, Caroline calls her husband Dr. Ennis. What’s up with that? For some reason, this is hard for me to forgive. How about Lady Gaga’s meat dress? Can she be forgiven? And does her performance in A Star is Born help her case? And what about Hollywood refusing to make a good love story anymore? UNFORGIVABLE! Someone should write a book about that... EPISODE NOTES:
Laura wrote a VERY FUNNY, yet soul-searching book on forgiveness. It's called Forgive. and you can buy it HERE!
You can find out more about her at the Yes! Ministries website or listen to her podcast by clicking HERE!
Laura Needs Help Forgiving:
A certain death on Downton Abbey
A certain accident on Friday Night Lights
Fun tangent: I mention an FNL cameo in the finale of Parenthood
This fashion comeback!
Another fun tangent: Did you watch the live Dirty Dancing made for TV movie on NBC? We did!
Lincee Needs Help Forgiving:
This love connection on Friends
A few celebrity breakups
Arie on The Bachelor
A Wrinkle in Time
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Hello everyone! This week’s podcast is significant for two reasons: 1. It’s been 20 years since my friend Jill and I were world-famous Jungle Cruise Skippers during our internship at Disney World. Although that number is regrettably high, Jill and I both think that we could still pass for college interns if we were to commandeer a boat on the Jungle Cruise and regale audiences with our wit and charm. 2. Mickey is celebrating his 90th birthday this week. I think it’s appropriate to salute the cartoon mouse who first sparked my imagination as a kid and helped me to dream big as an adult. Mickey, young Lincee - and slightly older Lincee who can still recite the entire Jungle Cruise spiel - are forever grateful. This one’s for you. EPISODE NOTES:
Everything you need to know about the Disney College Program can be found HERE!
If you'd like to listen to the background loop for the Jungle Cruise queue line (hilarious by the way) listen HERE!
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Halloween is over and that can only mean one thing... It’s time to size up the new Hallmark Christmas movies! My friend Stephanie and I rate all twenty-two selections and decide if we want to watch them based on the provided promo information alone. You’d be surprised just how many received a solid, "YES! Pour me some nog and I’m there!" based on three sentences and a staged photo. Our 2018 selections are solid, thanks to a town gazebo, a town festival, a spontaneous snowball fight in the town square, Elvis Presley’s GRACELAND, a Christmas version of the Tinder app, a royal Christmas romance, and a certain Town Sheriff named Gage McBride. Andy Williams was right. It is the most wonderful time of the year. EPISODE NOTES:
Everything you need to know about the Hallmark Christmas movies selections can be found HERE!
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Welcome to this special Halloween edition of the I Hate Green Beans podcast. My friend Stephanie and I take a trip down Memory Lane, sharing our favorite Halloween stories, costumes, candy, and pop culture moments.
Now, to anyone who expects this episode to be full of scary movie recommendations or my favorite haunted house moments, you will be highly disappointed. For those of you who love Hocus Pocus, Teen Witch, and Beetlejuice, this is the podcast for you.
Also, I have a great Halloween snack mix recipe at the end of the show. I experienced this past weekend. Can you say game changer?
EPISODE NOTES:
Stephanie's Top Halloween Picks:
Hocus Pocus
The Witches
Casper
Lincee’s Picks:
Teen Witch
It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
Beetlejuice
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Happy Thursday everyone! I’m very excited about today’s show. I’m with my sister Jamie (who you may remember from the 80s movie podcast or the dance movie podcast) and we discuss our favorite greatest hits albums. For those of you who aren’t yet thirty years old, we explain exactly what a “greatest hits” album is in the opener. Never fear. We each chose a female artist, a male artist, and a group and explain why they deserve to be in the pantheon of greatest hits. Narrowing it down from a list of fifty, that is not an exaggeration, was quite the task. In fact, it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do. And that includes the summer Jamie timed me to see if I could go get her a drink from downstairs in less that a minute. Now that was a stressful day… EPISODE NOTES:
Jamie’s Picks:
Queen's Greatest Hits
Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael
Madonna: The Immaculate Collection
Lincee’s Picks:
Chicago - Greatest Hits: 1982-1989
The Very Best Of Prince
Whitney The Greatest Hits
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Happy Thursday everyone! Today’s show is a little on the abstract side. Some Guy in Austin and I are talking about famous COWBOYS! I mean actual cowboys, songs about cowboys, movies about cowboys, what it takes to be a cowboy. And toward the middle of the show, you get an extra treat. In a rare moment Some Guy in Austin starts SINGING. If it wasn’t one of the best songs in the history of ever, I would have politely edited out. It turns out, when this song is performed BY ANYONE, I’m drawn in. Like young Lincee to Troy Aikman. For those of you who don’t know, he’s a cowboy, too.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's an example of someone who is trying really hard to be a cowboy.
Need some cowboy hat etiquette?
Now who is Tuff Hedeman again?
Did you know there's a cowboy website that tells you the best John Waynes movies?
The best cowboy music video on MTV ever to grace my screen.
Top 20 songs about cowboys and cowgirls.
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Happy Thursday everybody! Well, it’s episode 74 and today we’re dissecting the Taylor Swift Reputation Concert Stadium Extravaganza! I chat with my friends Susan and Lara, who also attended the show, and we discuss our favorite songs, our favorite moments, and how Lara wants to take back everything negative she said a year ago when we podcasted about Taylor’s new album. Taylor, I know you’re listening. Lara asked me to apologize on her behalf. I’m still on the fence about some of the songs and the snake motif, but I love you with my whole heart. Keep rockin' that bodysuit girl! SHOW NOTES:
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Happy Thursday everyone! Today’s podcast is one of my favorites. I’m discussing upcoming fall movies with my friend Todd and there are A TON that make me smile and a few that make me scared. Sounds about right. There’s a famous astronaut, a creepy snake guy (no, thank you), a film that is already getting all sorts of Oscar buzz, and a certain British nanny who is supercalifragilisticexpealidocious. The fall 2018 movie lineup is looking G-O-O-D!
EPISODE NOTES:
Todd's Movie Pics:
Bad Times at the El Royale
First Man
Bohemian Rhapsody Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Welcome to Marwen
Lincee's Movie Pics:
A Star is Born
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Robin Hood
Aquaman (no judgement)
Mary Poppins Returns
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Happy Thursday everyone! So much is going on right now that I can barely focus. Grey’s Anatomy comes back tonight. Y-E-S. Taylor Swift concert this weekend. Y-E-S. And Michael Bublé just announced his new album twelve minutes ago. BIG YES! How do I know? Do I stalk him? The answer is “of course” followed by the question, "Why don’t you?” To make matters worse, or concerning, depending on how you look at it, I was one who tuned in to Instagram Live to hear about the big announcement. Yes, I am his biggest fan. Moving on. Today’s podcast is not about my favorite crooning singer, but the topic does hold a special place in my heart. HARRY POTTER! My friend Stephanie and I discuss the books, the movie, and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park. We also figure out who we would marry if given the chance. Spoiler, among many, I chose Cederic Diggory. I think I could take Cho Chang if I had to. EPISODE NOTES:
Would you like to read all seven of the Harry Potter books? Here you go!
Would you like to watch all the movies? Well, check cable first and if it's not there, here you go!
Here's a nice Harry Potter trivia challenge for you.
And a way to figure out which house you would have lived in if you had attended Hogwarts.
See! I told you quidditch is real!
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Happy Thursday everyone! Well fall TV is finally here and my friend Lara and I have a few suggestions on what we feel you need to watch. We talk about brand new shows (click links below for trailers), returning favorites, and good old standbys that may have aired decades ago. Prepare yourself for information overload, a ton of laughing on my part for some reason, and lots of swooning thanks to a guy by the name of Jack Ryan. EPISODE NOTES:
LARA'S FAVORITE NEW PILOTS:
Jack Ryan (Amazon Prime)
A Million Little Things (ABC)
New Amsterdam (NBC)
LINCEE'S FAVORITE NEW PILOTS:
Manifest (NBC)
God Friended Me (CBS)
All American (The CW)
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Happy Bachelor in Paradise season finale everyone! I wanted to thank y'all for tuning in during the Bachelor podcast episodes. This show is where everything started and I absolutely love talking about it with friends. But I do want to make sure you tune in for the rest of the year! I’ll host many different guests, discussing all sorts of pop culture topics NOT related to The Bachelor. We’ve got some great stuff planned for the fall. You’re going to love it! Now, I’m sure you’ve heard that there were multiple breaking news items between the time Our Host Chris Harrison signed off during last night’s episode and the wee hours of this morning. We had an arrest, a pregnancy announcement, and a break-up! Naturally all of these come with conspiracy theories, so Some Guy in Austin and I break each one down. And we throw in a little Outlander and Poldark to make things interesting. Because you can’t go wrong with Jamie Frasier or Ross Poldark. I don’t care what Some Guy says. They are soooo pretty. EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE and HERE for my recaps on the finale, parts 1 and 2.
I've included links to all the breaking news, too. Here's the arrest. Here's the pregnancy. And here's the break-up!
We go down a Florida Georgia Line tangent, thanks to this announcement in the country music category.
Did you hear Grocery Store Joe is going to be on Dancing with the Stars? And his partner is Jenna!
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Happy Thursday everyone! I’m not going to waste any time with an introduction because between the last two nights of Bachelor in Paradise, we have a lot to discuss. Colton is the new Bachelor. Annaliese is the picture of desperation. And Shushanna is clearly a witch. Totally a Slytherin if you ask me. ACCIO EPISODE! SHOW NOTES:
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Hey y’all! Now that school has started and those of us who live in Texas are praying to the good Lord for something below triple digit temperatures, I thought it would be a good time for a summer movie review. My friend Todd and I are movie goers and in this episode, we discuss our latest, greatest, favorites. Some are still in theaters, so you have time to go see them and others are well on their way to a digital renting platform because they were TERRIBLE. I'm looking at you, A Wrinkle in Time. Full disclosure: I do not blame the very handsome Chris Pine for this very bad movie. You, Chris Pine, can do no wrong. Call me.
EPISODE NOTES:
The meat of this episode comes from the top 15 movies according to Box Office Mojo.
Two of our favorite movies are Avengers: Infinity War and Solo. You can listen to an episode entirely dedicated to these movies by clicking HERE and HERE.
Todd's number one movie of the summer is Mission Impossible: Fallout. Did you know that Tom Cruise broke his ankle filming? Watch Jimmy Fallon try to figure out which scene.
Sweet, terrible, delightful Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again was lacking in the soundtrack department. But there was one stellar moment that made me STAND UP. Can you guess before you listen?
And finally, Todd suggested we listen to the Deadpool 2 soundtrack because it's worth our time. Instead of linking directly, I took out all of the explicit tracks and made a Spotify playlist of this legit lineup. Check it out!
https://open.spotify.com/user/linceeray/playlist/4aCUwcFrlbKHM5k6ugaDzS
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Happy Thursday everyone! Before we get to the episode, I wanted to remind you that you have a few more days to buy my book Why I Hate Green Beans in digital format for only $2.99. That’s less than one of Wells' famous margaritas. Click that link right now! Did you do it? Great! Now back to Paradise. We are in the home stretch and that means things are getting ugly. People are tipsy, others are desperate, and many are switching partners like, well, like it’s a reality show about dating. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you. We talk about the Kendall, Joe, Leo drama and how Eric majorly rocked Angela’s boat (not in a good way) and how Some Guy and I are afraid of MRI machines. It all weaves together nicely. Trust me. EPISODE NOTES:
Do you suffer from claustrophobia? This link will FREAK YOU OUT!
Who needs to learn how to throw a punch? I've got the YouTube video for you.
Some Guy in Austin used to write a Bachelor recap. Here's a post that includes Cassandra from Juan Pablo's season. Fair warning: SGIA is a saucier I am...
If you’d like to read this week’s Bachelor in Paradise recap, you can find that HERE and HERE!
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Happy Thursday everyone! Now that school has started and you have all sorts of time (yeah right), why don’t you head over to your favorite retailer and buy my book Why I Hate Green Beans! The digital format is only $2.99. TWO DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS! That’s less than Jordan’s salt spray… Speaking of hair, Leo is back. So is Fabio and Aquaman. Never fear Some Guy in Austin and I explain everything on today’s podcast. Or, you can read the episode4 recap HERE and the episode 5 recap HERE. AD PARTNER:
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Happy Wednesday everyone! It’s the episode you’ve been waiting for all week. Some Guy in Austin and I break down not one, not two but THREE Bachelor in Paradise episodes. That’s six hours of abs, crabs, glitter bombs, and a great discussion about how the Goose is a total chach. Fair warning, we recorded this in the middle of the night and I giggle when I’m tired. I also snort laugh once or twice. Cheers to my lovely display of femininity. EPISODE NOTES:
Do you think this is why Crazy Eddie Chris call himself Goose?
Lots of people in Paradise think they are MFEO.
I would never turn down a Dave & Buster's gift card. Would you?
Who wants to try the new dating app Vouch with me?
If you’d like to read this week’s Bachelorette recap, you can find that HERE!
Finally, my e-book is on sale for only $2.99!
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We made it to the finale! Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday we were shaking our fists at Arie for dumping Becca on national television. Yet here she is, no longer on a journey to find love. Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode, talk about road trip food for some reason, and gear up for watching nine thousand hours of Bachelor in Paradise. Join us, won't you? EPISODE NOTES:
Did you hear that Arie visited Becca in the Maldives? They've mentioned him every other episode, why not include him in person on the day she gets engaged. This makes all the sense.
You too can eat Buc-cee's Beaver Nuggets! Simply click here!
Some people have very specific feelings about engagement rings.
Who wants to try the new dating app Vouch with me?
My friend Melanie Shankle's devotional book for girls debuted! Check it out HERE!
And if you’d like to read this week’s Bachelorette recap, you can find that HERE!
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Happy Wednesday everyone!
It’s the Men Tell All episode on The Bachelorette and the men tell it all while wearing brightly colored jackets and pedal pushers. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss our dislike for the cropped pant trend first, then we take a sharp left turn tangent on another topic and I laugh harder than I have in a long time.
We also discuss all things Bachelor in Paradise and have a serious conversation about Jade and Tanner and Carly and Evan bringing their children to the island of misfit lovers. All I could think of was Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama.
"You brought a baby…to Paradise."
Here’s hoping they also brought the Germ Squirt. Slather that baby with antibacterial gel. Head to toe.
EPISODE NOTES:
Seriously. What is up with the cropped pants?
Have you seen Skyscraper? If so, did you wish the Myth Busters guys were there with you to speak to the validity of The Rock's heroic shenanigans? Or do you prefer not to look under that particular rock?
I meandered down a rabbit hole and found this year's Forbes article on the highest paid celebrities. Some of these names will surprise you!
My friend Melanie Shankle has a devotional book for girls coming out next week. Check it out HERE!
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Happy Wednesday everyone!
It’s a very important week for Bachelorette Becca. We’ve reached the forgo card dates and Becca has to make big time decisions, like who will sleep in the yurt? Who will she make cross the threshold? Who will have to eat crickets?
Clearly, we have a lot to discuss
A quick warning for those of you who may have small ears listening along with you. Although this is a family show, it is fantasy suite week. On The Bachelorette. Please know that Some Guy in Austin and I don’t get gross, but there are a lot of innuendos thrown around.
I just want you to be prepared if someone in the back seat asks why those two weirdos are laughing hysterically at the word wood.
Also, the electronic version of my book is on sale for $1.99 for the month of July! You couldn't ask for a better deal. You only have a few days left so check it out HERE!
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Happy Wednesday everyone!
Bachelorette Becca is off to join the remaining four guys on the infamous hometown dates. All seem relatively normal, which is a bummer, but never fear. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss our favorite wackado family members of the past.
And because this is the most dramatic season ever, we argue about who goes home next week and who will be the last man standing. We even have a weigh-in from Mama. She likes the “shiny mobster boy.”
That's Jason.
EPISODE NOTES:
Do you think tractors are sexy?
We were wondering how to plant a rose bush, because Garrett's hole seemed like it was way too deep. Now we know!
Here's a link to the Anchor Bar -- home of the official chicken wing. I'll never go there, but you may want to...
Note to Self: Betty Who is not P!nk.
Would you like to make a donation to Colton's Legacy Foundation? Click HERE!
Guess who joined the cast of Bachelor in Paradise?
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Week 7 in Becca’s journey to find love takes us to the Bahamas. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all sorts of factoids about these little islands. We make a bet that involves romphims. I giggle for way too long about the Dierks Bentley song “I Hold On.” We even manage to talk about four somewhat stable dates and who we think Becca will ditch next week after hometowns. And in with tradition of us forgetting things, we manage to totally botch the location of these hometown dates. For example, we think Jason will take Becca to Chicago. It’s actually Buffalo. Chicago is where Grocery Store Joe is from. How could I mix those two up? YOU'RE MY BOY GS JOE! EPISODE NOTES:
Culture Trip offers eleven reasons why you should visit the Bahamas. Conch diving is one of them! Remember...chew it like gum.
Here's a link to the model who was bitten by the shark in the Bahamas.
Have you been wondering what the Baha Men have been up to in the last eighteen years? Me too. It appears they've been a little too busy to update their website with national appearances on popular reality shows, but that's okay.
Click here to listen to "I Hold On." Some Guy in Austin likes to make fun of it. He's ridiculous if he thinks these lyrics aren't anything but wonderful.
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Happy 4th of July everyone! It’s week 6 and Becca’s journey to find love has hit a few rough spots. HOWEVER, she takes care of both of them by the end because she’s ready for "Let’s do the damn thing"to be in the past tense. Some Guy in Austin and I talk Edgar Alan Poe, the correct size of a pocket square, and when it’s appropriate to call a woman “hot.” Also, we both say the phrase "blah, blah, blah" for some reason and I snort laugh the entire last minute of the show. Sorry! Finally Some Guy asks me which bachelorettes are still in successful relationships and guess what? I FORGOT ONE! See if you can figure out who I forgot. And then hit me up on social media. I can’t believe I forgot someone. That’s so weird. It’s the first mistake I ever made. EPISODE NOTES:
Here's everything you need to know about the "Virginia is for Lovers" campaign.
Here's everything you need to know about pocket squares.
Here's everything you need to know about making a plan to kiss someone in a coffin.
Here's everything you need to know about bungee jumping!
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Hey! Before you click that button down there to listen to the Bachelorette Becca recap, make sure to check out my summer book post! I need your favorite books in the comment section because I’m compiling a list and I’m going to get it to you for free! I've done this four times and trust y'all COMPLETELY. Do you know who I was introduced to from this list? Jamie Fraser. And Katniss Everdeen. I’m not above the YA novels. Send them my way. Okay, let’s talk Vegas since it's the perfect place to fall in love. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Wayne Newton. Or the wax figure known as Wayne Newton in great detail. We dissect Chris’ deep dive into his Crazy Eddie character and power through the two-on-one date. We also talk BIP season 5 cast. Who are we most excited about? GROCERY STORE JOE! Fingers crossed he’s not a complete chach! EPISODE NOTES:
Some Guy tells a Lady GaGa joke. Which leads me to Lady GaGa in A Star is Born with Bradley Cooper.
Do you need a list of Vegas-themed movies? Here you go!
"Who is Wayne Newton" was a top search on Google Monday night. This is how most of you know him...
We also talk about the woven belt craze of the 90s.
Some Guy also compared his high school self to Ren McCormack. I'm still in shock.
The Bachelor in Paradise cast for season 5 has been announced!
And if you want to read the full recap of the show, click HERE!
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This episode was PACKED. Some Guy in Austin and I waste no time discussing all sorts of things like the Brawny man, fried foods, Lincoln's lack of coordination, and Ashley I-Lashes engagement! Check out the show notes below! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who’s obsessed with The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. EPISODE NOTES:
Granger Smith is the next up and coming country music artist and he is DARLING.
Chris Gaines is the opposite of darling.
In case you are wondering (like we are) what He Who Must Not Be Named is up to, the answer is not much.
You know, I met him one time. We talk about that, too.
There's a decent amount of conversation dedicated to the proper way to swing an axe. Again, I give you the wonder that is Josh Duhamel.
We have a healthy debate about Elvis, which leads to the story described in this picture:
And if you want to read the full recap of the show, click HERE!
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Well it’s week 3 and Becca’s journey to find love has hit a bit of a rough patch. First, Colton and Tia are miraculously in the same room. (How did that happen?) Plus we have not one but TWO ambulances in a single episode. But there are silver linings: Richard Marx is back with an old favorite and a new face. And Our Host looks dapper delivering bad news in a fabulous navy shirt. Hey Harrison, wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. You can count on it. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who's obsessed with The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. EPISODE NOTES:
Some Guy in Austin and I talk about foot baths in this episode. Most of the time these are only available during the holiday months, but you can get one on Amazon if you feel like it's something you need in your life!
Harrison had some amazing tweets during the summit session. If you don't follow him, you should. Or at least take a peek on Monday nights!
We also discuss the woes of the top bunk.
Richard Marx is ah-mazing! If you don't know his work, may I suggest downloading THIS ONE and THIS ONE and THIS ONE.
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Before you listen to the show, I wanted to give you a head’s up on a few things:
This episode is all over the map. Some Guy in Austin and I were both traveling, which is an entire ordeal by itself. We had to watch the show LIVE, heaven forbid. But this week is also the perfect storm for me. My second book is due, my roommate Lara and I are packing up to move across the neighborhood, there's a devil bird that won't stop chirping out my window, and I had this weird throat thing when I recorded the intro.
I also call Becca by the name of Desire and Elroy by the name of Elmo.
You know, from The Jetsons? How else am I supposed to describe Becca's tin foil diaper she wore on the dodge ball date? SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who's obsessed with The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. EPISODE NOTES:
I think I called Becca, Desire, because I saw her on the horrific Ocean's 8 dramatization/commercial/ad. It featured bachelorettes from days of yore. I was able to track it down for you on Kaitlyn's Twitter feed. Watch at your own risk.
Speaking of Ocean's 8, I'll be watching this weekend and reviewing it for the website. I can't wait!
Some Guy forgot about Desire's "Right Reasons" Bachelorette video with Soulja-Boy. I have no clue how that happened because A.) He remembers everything and B.) It's unforgettable in every way.
And we discuss Taylor Swift's bathing suits. Because why not.
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Season 14 of The Bachelorette officially premiered and there’s already a ton of drama surrounding some of the contestants. Most notably, front-runner Garrett. Some Guy in Austin and I recorded this episode before we heard about his social media history. Our favorable comments are a direct result of what we saw the night of the show. It’s clear that this is probably going to be the most dramatic season in franchise history. And I just hate that for Becca. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who's obsessed with The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. EPISODE NOTES:
David plucked his "BECAW" chicken call straight from Pitch Perfect. Some Guy had no idea what I was talking about.
Even though Kamil's "come here" was obnoxious, Wade Kinsella knows how to deliver that particular phrase with style (1:56 mark). Once again, Some Guy had no idea what I was talking about.
I mention that I should research Leo's IMDB page. Here's a link so you don't have to punch that into Google!
Some Guy was also nice enough to send me the link of the season 14 contestants shirtless. There are some SURPRISES in this link!
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I’m thrilled to bring you the episode you’ve been waiting on for months now…Bachelorette Becca has a list of suitors! When we last saw Bachelorette Becca, she was nursing some pretty serious wounds after her appearance on After the Final Rose. Arie proposed. Then he took it back with a harsh PSYCHE! So the producers over at ABC said, “Let’s make this girl the next bachelorette and get her hitched!” ABC rounded up some models, professional athletes, and a chicken to help Becca on her journey to find love. But before we start, I need to mention something… SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who's obsessed with The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. EPISODE NOTES:
I wrote a longer piece about each guy if you'd like a break-down of all Becca's men!
If you'd like a visual reference of the men we discuss today, here is the roster on the ABC website.
We discuss Blake's apple.
Sports Illustrated, yes THE Sports Illustrated, discusses one of Becca's guys who is an NFL player. A real player!
Tell me Leo doesn't look like Aquaman.
When Some Guy and I talk about Burt from Mary Poppins and his one man band, this is what we envision for Ryan...
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We are just days away from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding any my roommate Lara and I couldn’t be more excited. And it’s not just because we watched the Lifetime Original biopic full of interesting and accurate facts about the happy couple. It was sooooo horrible in suuuuuch a good way. No, I am excited to get up early, drink tea and eat crumpets while wearing a fascinator on my head, knowing that one day, a commoner like me could marry into royalty too. Would I have to wear panty hose for the rest of my life? Probably. But I’d have a sweet carriage and stylish coats. I’d be willing to make that compromise. EPISODE NOTES:
Here's a USA Today article that provides all the ways you can watch the royal wedding on Saturday.
Need a fascinator? Amazon has a ton.
You know you want to watch the Lifetime biopic Harry and Meghan: A Royal Romance.
Lara and I talk about the infamous balcony kiss. Well, it's going to be a little different this time.
Harry and Meghan's bridal party has been announced! And they are all tiny people!
Here's what The Telegraph knows so far about the wedding dress.
Here are all the royal wedding party food ideas you need for the big day!
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My friend and Marvel maven Jolie joins me on the IHGB podcast 51 to discuss all things Avengers: Infinity War and we have a ball geeking out over our favorite superheroes all squished into one movie.
Warning: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS! DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW SPECIFIC DETAILS ABOUT THE MOVIE, INCLUDING THE ENDING!
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Here are a few links to help you remember why I love a superhero so much:
The first Guardians of the Galaxy movie review
The second Guardians of the Galaxy movie review
Spider-Man Homecoming movie review
Black Panther movie review
Avengers: Infinity War movie review
A complete list of all the characters in Infinity War
Here I am writing a very short Iron Man piece way back before I wrote movie reviews TEN YEARS AGO.
In this post I gush about the wonder that is superheroes.
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Well, it’s finally happened. It took almost a year, but I finally got Mama to sit down for a chat. The purpose was to answer some of the listeners or readers’ questions. The result was a long, oh so long interview because the woman could have a sparkling conversation with a brick wall and have a ball doing it. Things to note: Mama talks with her hands, so you’ll hear hear accidentally hitting the microphone every once in a while. You’ll hear Daddy watching TV in the background if you listen hard enough. You’ll hear birds outisde the window occasionally. And you’ll learn a lot about the woman who taught me everything I know. Of course I’ve taught her a few things too -- like a love of Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake. You’re welcome, Mama. SHOW NOTES:
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Today’s episode is one that many of you have requested: LOVE TRIANGLES!
I wrangled my roommate Lara into helping me out with this one and since we were so controversial in our romance movie podcast, I have no doubt y’all will have thoughts on these particular trios.
Fair warning: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.
We discuss the qualities that make a compelling trio, famous love triangles in pop culture, and we have a healthy conversation debating vampires verses werewolves.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times...real men don’t sparkle.
LARA'S PICKS:
The Good Wife
Hunger Games
My Best Friend's Wedding
MY PICKS:
The Vampire Diaries
Twilight Saga
The Notebook
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Some Guy in Austin is back! And we are excited to share our favorite duets.
Note: A duet is different from a duo. We explain this in the opening of the show. The Judds? Duo. "That Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica? Duet. See the difference?
I think I should also point out that my duets are way better than SGIA's. It's my opinion, but it's true.
EPISODE NOTES:
"Say, Say, Say"
"Next Time I Fall In Love"
"We're Going to Hold On"
"Jackson"
"After the Fire is Gone"
"Endless Love"
Tangent: Chandler and Phoebe's version of "Endless Love"
"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
"Does He Love You"
"Summer Lovin'"
"From This Moment" (no video!!!)
"Under Pressure"
"Where We Belong"(videos were horrible)
"Cheek to Cheek"
"Islands in the Stream"
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If you take the time to really think about it, Cinderella stories are all around us. My friend Stephanie has a version that she ADORES. I have a feeling some of you are going to be incredibly disappointed that I have neither seen nor heard of it.
But I'm going to remedy that soon.
EPISODE NOTES:
Stephanie's first Cinderella experience: Rodgers and Hammerstein
My first Cinderella experience: Disney's Cinderella
The wonder that is Brandy's version. HELLO WHITNEY!
Tangent: Empire Records
The best Cinderella of all time.
Can you say Chad Michael Murray?
And the Best Dressed Cindy goes to...
What do you think about the Lunar Chronicles?
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I understand that this podcast title may be confusing. Let me explain:
When listener Kara suggested this topic, I was validated because I’ve been circling it for a while. However I didn’t just want to do dance movies because most of my favorite dance movies are musicals. And I already did a podcast on musicals. (It was wonderful, by the way. You should listen!)
But in Kara’s email to me, she phrased her suggestion as “dance scenes in movies.”
It all clicked. I sashayed over to my phone, called my sister, and we had a solid list in five minutes. Some are dance movies, some are musicals, and others are just fun dance scenes from movies. Brilliant! My brain no longer hurts! Thank you Kara!
Fair warning: We are unconventional and old. That's code for WISE. Watch these dance movies and forever be changed!
EPISODE NOTES:
Jamie's picks:
"Time Warp" -- Rocky Horror Picture Show
"You Should Be Dancing" -- Saturday Night Fever
"Make 'Em Laugh" -- Singin' in the Rain
"We Got Annie" -- Annie
Final Dance -- Strictly Ballroom
Lincee's picks:
"Canned Heat" -- Napoleon Dynamite
Salsa Club -- Dance With Me
"Cell Block Tango" -- Chicago
"Love Man" -- Dirty Dancing
"African Anteater Ritual" -- Can't Buy Me Love
EPISODE NOTES:
"Spell Block Tango" Spoof (Disney Villains)
ABC's live version of Dirty Dancing (bless it)
Crazy, Stupid, Love -- Dirty Dancing scene (hello Ryan!) Warning: BAD WORD IN CLIP!
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In this episode of the I Hate Green Beans Podcast, I’m back with my roommate Lara discussing a fun topic. With the onset of Easter, we decided to share our rising stars with listeners. We talk about musicians and actors, but we also talk about iPhones, royal events, and craft beer.
Basically we talk about what has risen — just like Jesus.
EPISODE NOTES:
Lara and I discuss the new TV show Rise and how the theater department is debuting Spring Awakening. Although the show is more of a puttering flicker right now, we believe the kids in theater class WILL be rising stars.
Especially these two:
And the kids from A Wrinkle in Time.
Need rising star musicians? Check out Drake White and Carly Pearson.
Looking for a new craft beer? Lara thinks you should try Karbach.
You also need to save the date for this rising star...
And if you're looking for a great Easter playlist, well look no more. I've got you covered!
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Welcome to Episode 44 of the IHGB podcast where we talk about the upcoming spring and summer movies debuting in 2018. Before I list all of the episode links, I want to encourage everyone enter my super fun giveaway! You could win a $50 gift card to Barnes & Noble, an IHGB t-shirt, and some darling earrings from Flatlands. All you have to do is take a picture! So easy. Now, let’s get down to business. My friend Todd and I discuss the films we are excited about seeing this spring and summer. Todd is interested in learning, having things jump out at him, and a certain space pilot. I want to see all movies starring a guy named Chris. Pratt, Evans, Pine, Hemsworth...any will do. EPISODE NOTES:
Todd and I are both members of MoviePass. We are convinced that this sweet deal will probably go away any minute, because we have no idea how these jokers are making money. Check it out!
Here are the trailers from the movies Todd wants to see:
Chappaquiddick
Unsane
Solo
A Quiet Place
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski have a darling promo surrounding their movie:
Here are the movies I want to see:
Incredibles 2
Ant Man and The Wasp
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Oceans 8
Avengers: Infinity War
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Now that Bachelor Arie found love, proposed, changed his mind, said JUST KIDDING on national television, bought a ring for number two, proposed to her (also on national television), and is off cashing in his fifteen minutes of fame, I'll be focusing on other pop culture related episodes of the podcast.
I know those of you who don't watch The Bachelor are virtually high-fiving me right now!
In celebration of March Madness, my roommate Lara and I discus our SLAM DUNKS of the last year when it comes to pop culture topics. We also give examples of "around the rim" and AIR BALL moments. And there's a recurring poll of "Who would you date?" The answers vary, depending on the topic, but I always lean heavy in the direction of King Arthur.
I think my motives are clear.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here's a link to Thomas Rhett's new album and The Greatest Showman soundtrack.
Don't know what we're talking about when we discuss Janet Jacket and JT's 2004 halftime show? Watch HERE and thank you YouTube!
We love The Popcast!
I've linked to this so many times, that it's a bookmark on my computer. The Home Again kitchen scene. You're welcome.
Here's my review of the book "Still Me."
And if you want to hear more with Lara, you can listen to our Love Story, Fall TV, Taylor Swift, or Justin Timberlake podcasts! (follow the highlighted text)
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We made it through another season. Arie's finale was a doozie. After the Final Rose was a hot mess. I'm sure it met every expectation ABC anticipated for the big event. There was a jilted bride, a girl power moment, speculation, a bland "apology," very little closure, a reunion, an engagement, a new bachelorette announcement, a banjo, a few chaches, and a horse. What more could we ask for? A lot. There's a lot more we can ask. And here's a list:
Why did Arie tell Becca that he has "been in her shoes." Uh, no ya haven't, mister. Emily did not propose to you five years ago. You were the Lauren in this scenario. Jack wagon. Did ABC not have enough miles to upgrade Becca to business class? Or something other than the middle seat? I know she probably booked her flight last minute, considering the turn of events, but geez. Should Becca be her own wind keeper and burn the Polaroids of Arie? Is watching old videos from Peru the best way to spend time on your b-roll footage? Can someone hand the woman a Kleenex for crying out loud? Is there any reason to feel sorry for Lauren? Does Baby Bekah own a shirt? Do we believe that Arie is manipulative like Tia says? Why did Arie get down on one knee if he wasn't sure the morning of the proposal? Can Harrison pull off the term "bonehead" without sounding like an old man? What did Baby Bekah mean when she said that Arie "had a choice" to end the relationship with Becca on camera? Do you think Kendall kept her stuffed bride rat after seeing this mess unfold before her eyes? What's up with the timeline and should I care at this point? Was it Becca's intent to channel Wonder Woman with her gold dress? To show she's a strong woman? With an invisible plane? Do we all call BS on Becca telling Harrison that she appreciates having her breakup aired live in front of the world because it helps her get closure? Is this what DAMAGE CONTROL looks like in the ABC PR department? Will Arie live in the same house with Lauren that he already picked out with Becca? How long did it take for the ABC Intern to hang those strategically placed billboards? Who are these people contributing to Becca's Venmo account? Isn't it cool that Becca is giving all the money ($6,000) to Stand Up For Cancer? Can't ABC do a little better than matching six grand? Did they give all their spare cash to Arie to propose on national television? Do you think Becca will give some of the serious cash ABC paid her to be the next bachelorette to Stand Up For Cancer? Why can't Arie answer the questions Becca asks him? How can Becca be that calm, cool, and collected when he's staring at her like that? Why is Kendall weeping in Baby Bekah's arms? Is she over tired? Will Bekah be able to hold her up? Did Arie really admit that he felt pressure as the bachelor to propose? Why do I still feel an ick emotion when I see Mesnick? Do you assume Arie suggested Lauren not watch the finale because it paints him in a horrendous, dirty brown light? Did Lauren notice that Chris Harrison was right beside her as she whisked by him into the protective arms of her boyfriend? How did she not smell him? Does everyone understand that these two crazy kids are going to make it because she's the one person in the world who can tell him from the bottom of her heart that she thinks he did the right thing? How many different ways can Arie say, "It was worth it." How much time is an appropriate amount of time to let pass before proposing to another woman? Should you propose on national TV when your ex-fiancé is in the other room? Did Arie use the same ring for Lauren as he did for Becca? Do you think the ABC Intern used a blender to mix up some margaritas to distract Becca from overhearing Arie ask Lauren to marry him? Who were the boneheads in the audience who clapped during the proposal? Am I making bonehead the new fetch?
Notice I didn’t use the term “fantasy suites” in the title of this podcast. Why? Because a yurt is not the equivalent of a suite. Some Guy in Austin and I talk about this in too much detail and try to puzzle through the different ways Arie and Becca could go to the bathroom. We discuss our favorite moments from Women Tell All and I fill SGIA in on which American is dating which international Bachelor star, Ashley I-Lashes bohunk, and Clare's Canadian love interest. Then we dive into Peruvian crop circles, how many times is too many times to utter the words I LOVE YOU, and our new favorite fake villain Red Ross.
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Note: There was a dirty word around the ten minute mark that has been bleeped. I apologize for missing that one.
Hooray for Bachelor Arie's hometowns! I know we joke about this all the time, but that was the most dramatic rose ceremony ever, right? Who saw that coming?
Well, I sort of did. In the final moments. Some Guy in Austin talk about it on the podcast. We also talk about "Charlotte's Web," the infamous Jump and Straddle(R), and who we think of the remaining three has the best chance of landing a diamond ring by Uncle Neil.
Disclaimer: We recorded this late at night and we are both a little giggly. Just go with it!
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Y'all, we have SO much to talk about with The Bachelor AND Bachelor Winter Games.
But first, I want to thank everyone who came out to the book launch on Monday. I had a fabulous time meeting people and signing books! I apologize to those who were expecting a recap yesterday. I just couldn't make it happen.
However, The Bachelor was playing at the party. It was a DOOZIE!
Some Guy in Austin and I start with the abysmal Bachelor Winter Games. Three words: Glitter Bomb Dud.
And let’s pretend Harrison’s beard isn’t a thing, Okay?
We also talk about Arie’s journey to find love and how he sends home one of his favorites, along with The Muppet Movie, and Lady and the Tramp.
The best part? Arie leaning Becca K up against that wall. S-W-O-O-N!
Now for the SHOW NOTES!
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We are halfway through Bachelor Arie’s journey to find love and the only thing anyone cares about at this point is Krystal’s nodes and Baby Bekah’s marijuana farming job.
It was a full episode of various dates in Paris -- the perfect place to fall in love. And the perfect place for the ABC censor guys to drop in all sorts of black modesty boxes. To these brave people, I say THANK YOU.
For those of you who live in or near Houston, come to my book launch happy hour on Monday, February 12! I'll be there, and so will Some Guy in Austin. We'd love to meet you!
Now for the SHOW NOTES!
Baby Bekah has moved on from her nanny gig
We love the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, including "Lady Marmalade!"
You need a visual of The Hooded Claw
Bachelor Recap: Arie Week 6
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Justin Timberlake's new album dropped a few days ago and I've listened to it enough to make my opinion known. In a nutshell, I liked 'Man of the Woods' leaps and bounds better than Taylor's 'Reputation.'
My roommate, friend, landlord Lara and I discussed 'Reputation' back in Episode 24. You can listen to that one HERE. Lots of people had issues with our issues, but I stand firm. Let's bring the old Taylor back.
And HERE is a link to 'Man of the Woods.' My advice? Listen to it multiple times. It grows on you.
Lara and I discuss how we were charmed by the 'Man of the Woods' video. I dare you not to smile when you watch it:
Another video I gush over is when Justin and Christ Stapleton sang at the CMAs. It's a double whammy: 'Tennessee Whiskey' and 'Drink You Away.' BEHOLD!
And if you need to see that Super Bowl halftime show again, your wish is my command!
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It's week five and Arie has not yet found love. Dr. Tia found it, but he hasn't quite yet. After sitting through a lot of Krystal, I'd say the episode circles around the topics of bowling, 21 Questions, and cannibalism. Some Guy in Austin and I spell it out for your here.
And now for some links!
Bachelor Recap: Arie Week 5
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Well, we finally know how Arie feels upon the revelation that Bekah is 22-years-old. Devastation. Horror. Heartbroken. Pain. The poor guy had to hold it together at dinner while tears pooled in his eyes as he did the mental math to come up with a fourteen year age difference. He likes her, but she's not going to win. I don't think Arie can do it.
We also discuss survival skills, how Seinne is slowing climbing the ranks, and KRYSTAAAAALLLLLLLL.
Oh! And if you haven't heard yet, I wrote a book! And it comes out in TWO WEEKS! I'm so excited, very nervous, and would love for you to check it out. Read all about it HERE!
Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy the show!
It's week 3 and Arie has taken the liberty of dumping one of the Laurens who was in my top five. My bracket is officially busted.
The only thing that can cheer me up is if you pre-order my book! It's going to debut in three weeks and I couldn't be more excited unless I was a GLOW lady from the '80s who is making a comeback in 2018 thanks to reality television producers needing wacky stunts for winter ratings.
Some Guy in Austin and I have fun during this podcast. Thanks for listening and enjoy the show!
Arie is in week 2 of his journey to find love and I'm already frazzled by the changes ABC has made in our usual second episode agenda. Arie hosts TWO girls with their own one-on-one dates. He even flies to Scottsdale so his mom can meet her clone from 35 years ago.
WHAT IS GOING ON? A HOME TOWN DATE ALREADY? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP?
If you're interested in reading Arie's episode two recap, you can find it HERE.
Some Guy in Austin and I are all over the map during this podcast. He confesses that he thought the Shay part of the Dan + Shay country duo was a girl. Nope. It's a couple of dudes.
We also discuss the recent launch of the Bachelor Winter Games trailer. HELLO CANADA!
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That's just want you want, right? Several hours of my voice in your ears. Life couldn't be better.
The past several days have been an emotional roller coaster. I had a death in the family, so the premiere of Janu-Arie took a back seat to spending time with loved ones. And I think you can hear it in the podcast. Thanks so much for listening and I promise I'll do better next time!
If you'd like to read the recap, you can click HERE. Otherwise, get ready to sift through the hair extensions, boobs, and horrific icebreakers to help us predict who will land the coveted spot of Mrs. Bachelor Arie.
Spoiler: It's not the girl who asked him to smell her pits.
I saw Pitch Perfect 3 and have lots of thoughts. Everyone knows I love a good girl group singing with only their mouths (thank you Chloe for that description) and my love for the franchise has been well documented on this website.
Here's a link back in 2014 when I wrote about my love for the original and here's a link to my movie review on the second installment. Where does Pitch Perfect 3 land in the lineup?
You'll have to listen to find out!
I'm such an aca-tease.
My friend Todd, who talked about the winter movie preview on podcast 23, is back to discuss one of the films we were most looking forward to: Star Wars: Last Jedi.
That is a lot of punctuation in one sentence.
We have our likes, dislikes, and a whole lotta questions. So find your light saber, snuggle up to your porg, and listen as we try and figure out why Princess Leia was flying through space.
Well, it’s finally happened. Bachelor Arie is back and his ladies have officially been announced.
I couldn’t be more excited. In keeping with tradition, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the cast one-by-one, based on information we've gathered from their profiles. Join us as we try to figure out how we are going to tell all the Laurens apart. And giggle with us like adolescent school children at the very end. You will hear some silence, but just roll with it. That's us not being able to breathe because we are laughing so hard. Are you ready for Janu-Arie?
I am. Bring on the brick walls.
My friend Ranelle has been a connoisseur of new, original holiday music for years. She does all the research and then tells us what we need to listen to.
So now I'm telling you! And because we are in the Christmas spirit, I created a Spotify playlist so you can check out all the songs we discuss on the podcast. Santa is going to be so proud of me for being such a good blogger. I hope he finally brings me what I ask for every year:
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It's the most wonderful time of the year! Hallmark Christmas movies have literally been playing since the 4th of July, preparing us for this podcast. My friend Stephanie and I discuss the brand new additions to the Hallmark holiday pantheon and we do our best to help you decipher between all of the charming town squares, struggling Christmas tree farms, and spontaneous snowball fights that break out in the middle of the street.
If you want to watch the trailers, check out this post where I anticipate the storyline of the new Hallmark movies. Then listen as we giggle our way through the plots.
Enjoy the show!
When my friend Catha told me her son was being a turkey this week (read: misbehaving) I was inspired to record a podcast. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Bachelor franchise villains, or turkeys if you will.
We dive deep, dear reader, reaching way back into the vault for some of these jokers. Not surprisingly, our list was quite long.
Villains gotta vil.
I'm guessing many of you have never even heard of the movie Shag. I'm sad for you and excited for me that I get to change that! My friend Stephanie and I discuss this wonderful little film in GREAT DETAIL (read: spoilers included) and we are super pumped to share our enthusiasm with you!
Please ignore my weird, scratchy voice and instead bask in the glory of a darling coming-of-age story about four friends who spend a week in Myrtle Beach in 1963.
Once we convince you to watch, you can use this Amazon link to buy Shag at your earliest convenience! I hope you love it as much as we do!
Enjoy!
This podcast is coming at you early because I just couldn't wait to let y'all know how I felt about Taylor Swift's new album 'Reputation.'
And boy, do I have a plethora of feels.
My roommate Lara and I discuss all the tracks. You can listen along HERE.
We rave about Taylor's recent appearance on Saturday Night Live as the musical guest, which you can watch on her website.
Did you see the special on ABC of Taylor singing our FAVORITE song 'New Year's Day?" No? Well you can watch it HERE!
Last but not least, Lara and I give our opinions on what songs you should buy off of Taylor's 1989 album, just in case you don't own the entire thing -- which you should. Start with this one:
Why yes, that is Clint Eastwood's son.
Lara's Picks from 1989: 'Wildest Dreams' 'Style' 'This Love'
Lincee's Picks from 1989: 'Shake It Off' 'Blank Space' 'Wildest Dreams'
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PS: The line about Taylor being 27-years-old, gorgeous and a billionaire -- GET OVER IT -- was directly lifted from a text message from Melanie Shankle who dropped the mic on our conversation about 'Reputation.'
I don't know about you, but I'm ready for the upcoming winter movies. Call me crazy, but the summer movie season was a bit of a dud this year. Other than Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2, Spider-Man Homecoming, Wonder Woman, and Home Again, I pretty much stayed at the house and ate my own popcorn.
Clearly, I have a thing for super hero movies and love stories. Throw dance and music genres in there and I'm golden.
That's why I invited my friend Todd to help me out with episode 23. He's way more refined than I am when it comes to Oscar contenders. You want Dunkirk-ish movie recommendations? He's your guy.
Although it was super hard to narrow down, here are the main items we discuss:
We are both very nervous about Justice League.
I'm glad Thor cut his hair.
Todd throws some Winston Churchill in the mix with Darkest Hour.
I bring it back to glitz and glamor with The Greatest Showman.
What is a circus peanut you ask? Read about it here, but DON'T LET IT FOOL YOU.
We both love the holiday season and will be at the movies on opening weekend to see The Man Who Invented Christmas.
Pitch Perfect 3. I know you're rolling your eyes, but we have to go.
Aaron Sorkin can do no wrong. Todd convinced me to see Molly's Game as a result.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi - enough said.
Enjoy the show!
So many of us love country music, but Some Guy in Austin and I break down the difference between "real" country music and "pop" country music. In short, you won't find any Affliction shirts or jeans with rhinestones on the butt in this podcast.
We do discuss Rocky Mountain jeans which came in all the colors of the rainbow.
A country music legendary guitar player by the name of Redd Volkaert.
From best moment EVER from the CMA Awards, I give you two of my loves: Chris Stapleton and Justin Timberlake!
Here's the one where Carrie Underwood sings her guts out at the Grand Ole Opry.
And my new favorite song from Miranda where she left it all on the stage in a fabulous dress at the ACM Awards.
Enjoy the podcast. I look forward to seeing you in my inbox when you write me about all the music artists we forgot who are awesome in your book!
Episode 21 of the IHateGreenBeans podcast is all about the television show Outlander. I have never been silent about my love for this show, but I thought it would be fun to discuss Jamie and Claire from a male perspective. Thanks to his wife who has very good taste in television programming, Some Guy in Austin not only watches, but has very specific opinions about a certain Scottish highlander and his Sassenach.
We have a long debate about this moment:
And believe it or not, we have a healthy discussion (for once) comparing Outlander to The Notebook.
I KNOW! A healthy discussion comparing Noah and Jamie! CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?!
Some Guy is pretty passionate about the vocabulary he chooses to describe certain events. A constant censor beep would have been super annoying, so I utilized more creative measures to make sure this podcast stays clean as a whistle...for the most part.
I hope you enjoy!
On this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, I interview my friend Melanie Shankle. I straight up stalked this woman for years and look where it got me.
DREAM BIG, KIDS!
We discuss:
Melanie's "Big Mama" blog Melanie's new book Church of the Small Things: The Million Little Pieces That Make Up a Life (available where books are sold) Melanie's podcast with Sophie Hudson Our shared affection for This Is Us, Hart of Dixie, and Jane the Virgin Melanie's love/hate relationship with the show Reign How we are the only ones who watch the CW channel Melanie's promise to set me up with a certain famous, super attractive, hands-down awesome actor The wonder that is the Teletie
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It's episode 19 of the I Hate Greens Beans podcast and Some Guy in Austin and I are taking walk down Memory Lane. We rank the men on The Bachelor!
Well, it's more like an aggressive hike, because we talk about past bachelors from the beloved reality show on ABC. Did you know there have been twenty-one men who have willingly taken a journey to find love? That's a lot of seasons!
We debate our favorite bachelor, our not so favorite bachelor, and memorable moments from past years.
I talk about the girl who dressed like Peaches-N-Cream Barbie.
We also discuss Courtney Robertson's book.
Remember that time I interviewed Groban in Los Angeles...when he didn't want to talk to anyone...
And SGIA's favorite season he loves to hate -- poor, unfortunate Jake Pavelka.
I hope you enjoy the show!
I am a fan of musicals. That's weird to admit. It's like saying, "Hey y'all, I hate green beans."
After recording this podcast with my friend Stephanie, I forgot how much I love musicals. Choosing my favorites was next to impossible, and as the podcast goes on, I realize there are beloved musicals that I completely forgot. Dreamgirls, for one. Jennifer Hudson and Bey? Yes, please. Also, Rock of Ages. Tom Cruise as an 80s rock star? I'll allow it.
Stephanie and I dig deep. Here are a few things we discuss:
Lina Lamont's diction training - Singing in the Rain
How I had a crush on all the boys in Newsies
OUR LOVE OF CONRAD!
Does Elphaba from Wicked wash her green makeup off every night?
The fact that the Lion King's opening "Circle of Life" number gives us chills
I like Zac Ephron singing "Ladies Choice" from Hairspray. No judgement.
How the "Happy Little Working Song" from Enchanted is both enchanted and gross
Here's a link to Stephanie's favorite version of Cinderella
And our affection for the "Elephant Love Song Medley" from Moulin Rouge
Plus many, many more. I hope you like it!
When I asked Some Guy in Austin if he wanted our first non-Bachelor related podcast to focus on John Travolta, he shouted "YES" before I could finish my question. Needless to say, Tony, Danny, and Bud shaped my adolescent self in the '80s and the same can be said for my friend. We have a ball talking about our favorite John Travolta memories.
Saturday Night Fever was formative for SGIA. Behold the power of disco:
Can't you imagine SGIA dancing the same moves? Oh, you can't? Well here's a little video to help you visualize...
We also discuss the Staying Alive strut. In case you have no idea how it's done, here's a tutorial:
Y'all know that Grease is one of my favorite musicals, and you probably also know that I played Cha Cha DiGregorio in my high school musical. I wore a black square dance skirt and my mom's red scrunchie. The man I'm standing with was our principal Mr. Knight who sang "Beauty School Drop-Out."
Not only was Grease the word, it was EVERYTHING to me growing up. The music, the dancing, John Travolta's chin dimple. It was all good.
And then Urban Cowboy came along and the everyday vernacular of the Ray household changed. You can read all about it HERE.
Some Guy also shares about the time he met UNCLE BOB (a.k.a. Barry Corbin and the old man in every Hallmark movie) ...
...and I share about the time I actually met John Travolta. Sadly, the proof is in storage tucked away in a box hiding behind a rather large couch. Don't think I didn't try to dig it out, because I did. Oh how I wish you could see my face. You'll know why after you listen.
And finally, here's a picture of us trying to mirror a painting of Bud and Sissy in some cheesy bar in Austin.
We love John Travolta. We think he's electrifying and hope you do too.
It's almost time! The fall TV 2017 grid is looking good, don't you think? Lara and I discuss what shows we are excited to see return, which shows we are binging, and if there are any new shows worth watching.
First of all, I'd like to thank Knox and Jaime over at the Popcast for producing an awesome show depicting what they are watching this fall season. I adore those two and have no idea what shows they are talking about because I tend to lean toward the CW verses the Handmaid's Tale. They are normal adults. I am not.
I have problems, I know, that's why I stick to network television.
Of course, Outlander (on Starz) is an exception to the rule. This is why:
Hello Mr. Fraser.
I think I also need to remind everyone that the show Poldark is on PBS. Since Downton Abbey is no longer on the air, we have a tendency to forget what great shows are on this channel. Shows with folks who look like this:
Hello Mr. Poldark.
I know this looks like I have a thing for rugged men with raggedy locks. That is a true statement.
Lara gives an RIP shout-out to Pitch and we both agree that Jess and Nick's kiss is still one of the best in TV kissing history. And if you have no idea what clips we are talking about when we mention our favorite parts from This Is Us, you can watch them HERE and HERE.
Also, check out a longer post about more shows I'm excited to watch in the fall by clicking HERE.
Enjoy the podcast!
Can you believe we've reached the finale of Bachelor in Paradise? It seems like just yesterday we were shutting down and speculating what happened in a certain hot tub. And now here we are with a newly engaged couple on our hands, proving that the BIP franchise is as successful as successful can be.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the entire finale for you. We talk about couples, one dramatic love triangle, and how we never want to be on the show Naked and Afraid. There's also a charming tangent showcasing Elsa and her Frozen friends.
Enjoy!
PS: If you haven't read the recap yet, you can find it here. Have fun!
When I heard the news about Arie being the new Bachelor, I immediately texted all my friends with a simple statement that read:
"I FULLY SUPPORT THIS DECISION."
Some members of Bachelor Nation do not agree with me. Others are completely in my camp. They know I know what I'm talking about due to the fact that I have shoved this YouTube clip down their throats at least once a season for the past five years.
Sometimes I just watch it for fun. That's not weird. When you write about The Bachelor for a living, it's called research.
Some Guy in Austin and I have many thoughts about Arie and this out of the blue announcement. I even read some of your reactions on Twitter and Facebook! It's so much fun.
I hope you laugh as much as I did. Enjoy!
After writing about what we went through during Hurricane Harvey, I decided to tackle the "what now?" via podcast. The show is full of useful information about what's actually happening today, what we are expecting later, and how we are going to stay strong in the meantime.
My roommate Lara and I discuss how you can help in specific ways, in general ways, and how our friend Alissa is mobilizing in creative ways in Fort Worth. Here are a few links that we discuss in the episode that you need to know:
Arise Africa is a ministry that works with vulnerable kids in Zambia. You may remember when Lara and I went on a mission trip there last year and I made her hold a rabbit, while I walked around with a snake on my shoulders like I was Britney Spears.
Alissa is the Executive Director of Arise Africa and has taken it upon herself to go above and beyond supporting us in Houston with a six-week old baby in tow. She's Superwoman.
Here's the Amazon wish list that she has put together full of REQUESTED ITEMS. Simply purchase whatever you like and Alissa will make sure it gets to us. She's that cool and that passionate.
If you are in the Dallas/Fort Worth area and would like to drop off donations, Alissa is taking them at the Arise Africa office. They just moved in today and decided to shove all of their furniture in a corner so they can make room for stuff headed for Houston. Can you believe that?
Arise Africa 1628 Fairmont Avenue Fort Worth, TX 76104
Just ignore the paint fumes...
Here's the link to our own church website where we are accepting financial donations. All proceeds will go to individuals in need who have been affected by the flood.
Here's a link to the Red Cross.
Here's a link to my fake boyfriend JJ Watt's YouCare page. He's raising all sorts of money for Hurricane Harvey victims.
Keep us in your prayers. Love ya, mean it!
TEXAS FOREVER
On the twelfth episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the Demario and Corinne scandal. As a lawyer, Some Guy has some interesting thoughts on the topic. We also talk about how the arrival of D-Lo and Sarah shook up the entire dynamic of the group. And finally, we debate on proper half-birthday etiquette.
(Spoiler: That's not a thing)
Enjoy the show!
My sister Jamie joins me on this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast and we discuss our favorite 80s movies! We have a few disclaimers, so make sure to extend a little grace when you don't hear us drone on an on about Dirty Dancing or 16 Candles.
I hope you enjoy the show!
You like bonuses, right? Well here you go! Episode 10 of the iHateGreenBeans podcast recaps episode 2 of Bachelor in Paradise, season 4. Some Guy in Austin and I talk about Carly and Evans' wedding, social media, who we think will get roses, and how it's important to find your puzzle (not puzzle piece...an actual puzzle) in life.
Also, here's a link to Some Guy's review that he mentions on the podcast of Courtney Robertson's book that came out in 2014.
I hope you enjoy the show!
Y'all, we had so much to say that we had to divide all of the content into TWO separate shows. Some Guy in Austin really got off on a tangent when we discussed what it means to be a social media influencer. We also remind you who all the players are in season 4 of Bachelor in Paradise, and how they are already forming alliances. And by that I mean meaningful relationships.As always, you can find my recap of episode 1 HERE.
And we would love it if you left us a review on iTunes. I have no idea why this step is important, but apparently it's like sitting with the popular kids at the podcast lunch table.
For the record, I ate lunch with one other person my entire freshman year. HOLLA TO MY HOME BOY CHANCE!
Although you may have figured out from my season finale recap, I'm a bit confused by what went down in the final moments of Rachel's love journey. I discuss this in length with Some Guy in Austin on episode 8 of the podcast. We also have a few interesting thoughts on where this relationship is going, as well as candidates of who we would like to see on the ballot for the next bachelor.
Enjoy the show!
This week my friend Stephanie and I discuss the one and only Britney Spears. When I mention her name, what image comes to mind? Is it an innocent school girl with pigtails? Or is it images of a shaven head? Whatever the case may be, Stephanie and I discuss this musical icon's place in pop culture history.
And yes, we do breakdown the wonder that is Crossroads.
Here are a few handy links related to the topics we cover:
Young Stephanie L-O-V-E-D Britney's "Sometimes" video and can describe quite literally everything that is going on in the choreography. As a podcaster, I truly appreciate her vivid word play.
We also talked about her infamous flesh bodysuit and albino python at the MTV video music awards.
Do you remember her "For Those Who Think Young" Pepsi commercial? I loved it at the time, but it didn't convince me to buy Pepsi. I'm a loyal Pepper.
Like Steph mentions, the video is grainy, but if you want to watch Crossroads on YouTube, your wish is our command!
Who could forget JT's "Cry Me a River" video with a Britney Spears lookalike?
Stephanie would be so mad at me if I didn't include a link to her crush Anson Mount, who managed to get a job after his Crossroads fame!
Last but not least, here's a link to the IHGB podcast or one to iTunes if you're interested in subscribing.
Enjoy the show!
In this episode of the I Hate Green Beans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Peter, Bryan, and Eric's trip to Dallas to meet Rachel's super cool family. We also talk about favorite Seinfeld episodes (puffy shirt!), what to wish for if given the chance to ring a magical bell, and Bryan's downfall. I even refrain from editing out a dirty joke as told by SGIA. I hope you like it!
It's Episode 5 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast! Some Guy in Austin and I discuss Rachel's hometowns and how we were sad to learn that Pitbull would not be featured in Bryan's date.
Remember, I'm working on getting the podcast up on iTunes. Any day now, I should be up and running over there.
Until then, feel free to listen or download below. ENJOY!
As promised, this is my first non-Bachelor related podcast on I Hate Green Beans. My friend Lara joins me to discuss our favorite love stories on the big screen. Spoiler alert: The photo of this post does NOT make the cut. I know...SCANDALOUS!
Find out why by clicking below. Enjoy!
I know this sounds ridiculous because I've been podcasting for all of five minutes, but episode 3 might be one of my favorites. Who knew the tooth fairy, dinosaurs, fancy watches, and dysfunctional families could be so funny? I hope you like the episode as much as I liked recording it with Some Guy in Austin.
If you want to read my recap of week 7 where I detail Rachel's fun and frigid time in Switzerland, here's a link back to the post.
Once again, I'm working on the iTunes situation and hope to have everything resolved soon. Hang in there with me.
And for those of you DYING because I haven't posted anything non-Bachelor related (hi AmyK!), I can't wait for you to hear my podcast tomorrow where I discuss the art behind making a good love story with my friend Lara.
Until then, here's to episode 3! Enjoy the show!
First of all, I'd like to thank each and every one of you who dowloaded/listened to the inaugural I Hate Green Beans podcast yesterday. There was an overwhelming response that exceeded all of my expectations. THANK YOU! I've been working like crazy over here to produce something that I think y'all will enjoy, and it's nice to know that most of you are on board.
For those of you who CAN'T STAND the Bachelor franchise, I beg you to hang tight. Pop culture-related podcasts are coming!
And please stay tuned for ways to download the podcast on iTunes or other streaming services. We aren't quite there yet, but it's in the works.
Now, what can you expect from Episode 2 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast? Well, lots of laughing for one thing, as well as a minor infatuation with a couple of vikings named Tom and Morton. I'm so glad I was able to track down Some Guy In Austin during his travels, because I simply NEEDED to know his true feelings about the phenomenon that is Peter in an old-man sweater.
You may have forgotten (or blocked out) what Rachel experienced in week six of her journey to find love. Never fear. You can refresh your memory by reading all about it right now!.
Here's hoping you enjoy Episode 2 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast! HAVE FUN!
Thank you to everyone for your overwhelming response to Wednesday's big reveal:
My cup runneth over. Y'all are too kind, and I truly hope you enjoy the book. I'll go ahead and apologize publicly for chapter 2. I'm blushing now just thinking about it, but there's nothing I can do to stop it now. A six-month head's up will have to do.
And for those four people who unsubscribed from my email list, I totally understand. Some people don't like reading books or joining launch teams or being bombarded by email asking readers to feign enthusiasm. No hard feelings. However...
May I interest you in a podcast?
That's right. Yours truly is launching a podcast TODAY. It's below all of this text. Right there for you to click on or download. My East Texas accent comes out to play every once in a while. I'd like for you to file that under a "she's so charming" category if you don't mind.
So what’s this podcast about? Allow me to elaborate once again by interviewing myself.
Q: Wow. You're launching a podcast. That’s a huge undertaking. You must be so tired. Is that why your face looks the way it does? How many people have asked you if you're sick this week? A: I imagine I'll get some rest after this post is live. I plan on bathing in lavender tonight. As for my face, it just looks that way, but thank you for noticing.
Q: What’s the title of your podcast? A: I Hate Green Beans
Q: WE GET IT. YOU HATE GREEN BEANS. A: I wanted to make sure the word got out by any means necessary.
Q: What will you talk about on your podcast? A: Anything that falls under the pop culture category.
Q: Do you talk about The Bachelor? A: I do!
Q: Does that mean you're discarding the Bachelor recap? The thing that started all of this hullabaloo? A: Absolutely not. Writing will always be my first love. The recap will still be posted every Tuesday. For those times when the podcast features The Bachelor, it will be a quick review of the latest show.
Q: What if I don't watch that filthy show and secretly judge you for dedicating segments of your podcast to it? A: That's okay! There will be plenty of other podcast episodes for you to enjoy. For example, I have an entire show dedicated to love stories. Who doesn't love a love story?
Q: I technically don't. Is that bad? A: You are dead to me.
Q: No, for real. What other topics will you include? A: Where do I begin? Movies, music, TV shows, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, concerts, headlines, you name it.
Q: I'm going to need you to be more specific. A: You're starting to annoy me, but I'll play along. A few of the episodes are: "Disney Princes -- Who would you date?", "Thanks Millennial! -- What the young people saying and wearing that will make me sound and look cooler?", "My Wish List for Santa," and "He Said/She Said."
Q: Isn't it going to be weird with you just talking to yourself about pop culture? A: Probably. I talk to myself enough these days. That's why I have different friends joining me to debate and banter back and forth.
Q: Really? Like who? Our Host Chris Harrison? A: My people are calling his people. We are totally BFFs, so I imagine it will happen one day.
Q: Please tell me you're going to talk to your mama. A: She's already brainstorming topic ideas.
Q: So which friend is up first? A: A long-time friend of the blog, Some Guy In Austin helps me out during my inaugural post. He has his own Bachelor blog, so he will be my guest for all the bachelor-related episodes. He brings a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the show. I like having a guy's opinion, too. He also helps me practice my censor button skills. We laugh. A lot.
Q: How long are these podcasts? A: Typically between 35-50 minutes, depending on how rowdy we get.
Q: And I can listen to the first one below? A: Yes!
Q: When can I expect the others to come out? A: We wanted to post several episodes all at once so you can get a feel for the show. For the next four days,