Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective: Recent Episodes
Chris Dockum & Katy Clay
Join hosts and judges Chris and Katy as they embark on the ballroom journey of a lifetime: watching and recapping past seasons of Dancing with the Stars. Chris and Katy critique, giggle, argue, and discuss in far too much detail one of the biggest reality TV hits of the mid-2000s.
Surprise, motherforkers! After a plethora of technical issues, we are finally ready to say sayonara to Skating! Get your Activia and Buzz Lightyear mug and sit down for this farewell to Skating with the Stars. It’s just a TV show, but it feels so good to be done.
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Forget that Skating with the Stars has only one week to go. No, the world ahs waited for it, and it has finally happened. Katy Clay Walker has united, and we will never be the same.Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.podPodcast art: Kat FeyMusic: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
The transition to a Primarily Friendly Banter podcast is nearly complete! Skating with the Stars has hit its midpoint, and the Ice Princesses have hit the end of their rope. Half of this episode is about anything other than SwtS, and that’s okay. Watch The Traitors on Peacock.
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If you thought Skating with the Stars couldn’t get better, you were right. But if you want to hear about The Traitors, Taylor Swift, the Grammys, and Katy’s computer, you’ve come to the right place. Amy’s mom is either an enemy of the pod or a future guest. Katy loves falls. Chris had to re-record three dummy audio segments to cover recording glitches. So did you have fun tonight?
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
The coolest podcast of the week is here! The Ice Princesses (official name from now on?) watch the premiere of Skating with the Stars, and if you thought they were in equipped to talk about DWTS, just you wait. Amy flexes her skating knowledge on the others, while Katy teaches about Bethenny Frankel. And wouldn’t you know, Chris begins his dark descent into hating the show. At least we all have The Traitors.
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Welcome, friends, to Skating with the Stars! The ice skating spin-off that nobody asked for is about to recapped in a mini-series that nobody asked for. There’s also an explanation of Reality Von Tease, a debate on the pronunciation of Basinger, and a discussion of skating backgrounds. What else?
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The end is here, and only one can hoist the Coveted Len Goodman Mirrorball Trophy. But more importantly, we have a big announcement that got decided as recording was happening. You will never, NEVER be able to guess what it is. Whereas it’s pretty easy to guess where Katy and Amy land on how this finale shook out. Listen, won’t you?
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Well. Katy is not having it. Amy is handing out Golden Boots and Jaunty Seh-VEHNs for all who deserve them. Chris is not even attempting to hold it together. DWTS has finally broken your Queens of the Night. This ep is an all-timer, folks.
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
It’s a battle of the olds and the young on Tayla Swiff Night between the Queens of the Night, especially over one T-Swizzle single in particular! The quarterfinals only have one full dance per couple, which is unconscionable. Amy is starting a GoFundMe. Chris is a curmudgeon. Katy has hearts coming out of her hands. Happy ThanksgEvening, Swifties. Unfollow Scooter Braun, because if you don’t, that’s a misstep. And one misstep and I could be going home.
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Is it Taylor Swift Night yet? No! The Queen of the Night is celebrated by these Queens of the Night in one of our silliest and most enjoyable episodes yet. If you don’t like this one, you’re wrong. So it’s time to dance with somebody, feel the heat with somebody, and love to hate Harry with somebody!
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I’m a slave 4 two (hosts, that is)! On this night of an inexplicable Julianne outfit and a surprisingly expert Paula Abdul, Amy is here to tell you all about the dances. Chris is using this description as a way to compliment her growth at technically breaking down the dances themselves. We love a ballroom journey. And Katy chose to not be here. Take on that.
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What’s spookier than a delayed QSR? Nothing! Maybe non-IP costumes? No matter, as the Nu Queens of the Night may be a day late but aren’t a dollar short. Katy presents a trick of somebody she’s starting to warm up on. Amy provides a treat of being Fashion Police. Chris is just here to metaphorically egg houses by asking off-topic questions. Spooky! (It’s November, but we must commit to the bit.)
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
This is now a Hines Ward podcast. Be prepared. (This is also, as it has been, a podcast obsessed with the iconic cruelty of Brooke Burke.)
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Ballroom legends only! On this new JMP, if you think Katy and Chris jump into actual DWTS sooner than usual, don’t be fooled. They get off-track immediately. A lesser Robbed Goddess is added to the Pantheon, more love is offered to Karina Smirnoff, the love lives of Shirley and Corky Ballas are examined, and the true evil mastermind of Dancing with the Stars may have been revealed. Does this sound enticing enough?
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DWTS celebrates America in the only way it knows how: a rumba to Proud to Be an American. It’s inexplicable, it’s stupid, and hopefully we’ll never do it again (until the next Benny Franks ep). Chris is not having it, while Katy is beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States. She loves Harry Potter, hates disrespect, and is not elegant. And YHAJ introduce a new game: Does Katy know the plot of Field of Dreams? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Planet Mirrorballus? No, today we are on the Planet of the Bass! It's a mixed-up kind of planet where Tony is legitimately the Bad Boy of the Ballroom, where Chris and Katy are on the same page for every couple, where wine is appropriate for dance rehearsals, and where Brooke is still just as savage as usual. At least the Walker marriage (which is indeed recapped here) is recognized on every planet. The Planet of the Bass videos: https://x.com/kylegordon101/status/1684963728427462656?s=46&t=hybxLU5ACAnrE9xvuGIH2A https://x.com/kylegordon101/status/1687126462296412161?s=46&t=hybxLU5ACAnrE9xvuGIH2A https://x.com/kylegordon101/status/1688550068142379010?s=46&t=hybxLU5ACAnrE9xvuGIH2A https://youtu.be/S-OgkNgxm3k Wendy Williams on The Masked Singer: https://youtu.be/NoOaP5rZ7Cw Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
This Barbie is talking about the season 12 premiere of DWTS! Chris is incredibly off topic for a good quarter of the episode, and Katy isn’t exactly enthused about the premiere anyway. There is a shocking NFL reversal, a new rival for Brooke, boobs and butts, and a paean to Karina Smirnoff. Ba da ba ba baaaa. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Does Katy know these celebrities? And will Romeo go to Utah?
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Finale time, baby! What a time for an episode that covers condiments, Republicans, injury ethics, counting to eight (again), Bristol the party killer, and the conclusion to the feud that rocked America, Brooke vs. Jennifer. Let’s Tootsie Roll!
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Friendly Banter before the episode begins? What is this nonsense? Speaking of nonsense, there are drunk uncles, fabulous dancing women, the son of Twinkletoes, multiple fatal car accidents… and then there’s Bristol. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Step right up and pay us your $7 to view some cage matches! Katy, a known homophobe, versus Chris, famous homosexual. Who wins? And how is any of this related to Dancing with the Stars? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Shall we go for it? We shall, if “it” is anarchy and abandoning plans. Katy is feeling her workout to an intense degree. Chris discovers a new celebrity feud. And can anybody answer the question: who is Mark Ballas? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Come on in, depressed negative Russians and mad Makses! We’ve got a story to tell this week, and Katy and Chris are ready to give you the sitch. There’s an infamous dog dance to discuss, and Chris goes on a journey into accidentally liking a contestant. That’s definitely all you can ask for from an ep. Other than a pizza!
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
The JMP Literary Book Club- er, JMP Season 11 has begun! And good news, it’s either God’s gift or a trainwreck. Um, yeah. Um, yeah.
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They’re heeeeeere! YHAJ are back from their hiatus (which was obviously longer than they expected, based on how they spend minutes talking about the now-dated Met Gala) and ready to play DOES KATY KNOW THESE CELEBRITIES?! Katy is overjoyed to let Baby Jennifer Grey out of the corner. Chris is most sorry that he had to cut a story about Michael Bolton that was very funny, but it was also incredibly inappropriate. And also Bristol is here.
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A Good Man, indeed.Also, the season 10 finale. Join us, won’t you?Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.podPodcast art: Kat FeyMusic: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Meredith Grey is one of the greatest fictional characters of our time. That has nothing to do with DWTS, but it is true. Niecy Nash is one of the greatest comedians of our generation, and that does have to do with DWTS. Are there also spoilers for season 15 of Drag Race? Yes, but if you don’t know who wins, you clearly haven’t been watching the season of Drag Race. Just like you clearly won’t be able to get what Chris is implying through the episode.
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Who got dem coconuts? We do! Katy and Chris reveal their truest selves by lacking focus and talking about women’s legs.
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She gave it everything, she left it all on the ballroom floor, and she laid her legwarmers down and walked away.
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Cuchi cuchi! The nightmare that is Kate is truly underway, but Nicole can’t watch her reality show because she can’t count that high. ¡Escándalo, or more correctly, escandovalo!
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Ding dong, the witch is gone! The Queens of the Night interrupt this season of JMP to bring you an already out-of-date reaction to some big Tyra news. There’s so much more to it, so join three queens and a baby, won’t you?
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Some important questions in this one: How do you want to die? Who is racist and who is maybe gay? How much of it (undefined) will you eat? Do you feel preTTy? Is it annoying to hear Oscar predictions after the Oscars happened? Will Chris and Katy ever stop talking about Cats? Why is Tony being punished?
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Does Katy Know These Celebrities? reaches its aluminum anniversary with a 10th edition! YHAJ Katy and Chris look forward to the 10th season of Dancing with the Stars, and either the celebrities are getting more relevant or they’re more recently notable. Not to spoil how Katy does at the game. Romantic updates, ruminations on art, debates on Katy Perry’s level of fame, and more spice up an exciting episode of the pod. Let the “Can Nicole Count to Eight” Watch begin!
The finale of season 9 is upon us, and it is too little too late! More importantly, it involves the biggest robbery in DWTS history, facilitated by bad production choices, Dmitry’s decisions, and an incorrect America. Chris will never be over it, to the point where he gets mad at Katy for stating facts. Regular finale-type episode.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Mya is the be-all end-all. Mad about her. Long may she reign. Good, great, Mya.
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It’s a new week and it’s a reinvigorated Chris and… Katy? Is her name Katy? The woman of the podcast. They’ve finally found a way to lightly enjoy this season, although it may be because they’ve just resigned themselves to a bad season and are finding relative joys within it. Accents, bad impressions, and Mya and Kelly are keeping them in it. And everyone should be shocked that Chris never made a “true bottom” joke, considering he said that phrase more than once. #Mad4Mya
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Unhinged.
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Katy, to your Bills, we must say “Bye, bitch”. Does that lack of sympathy make me a bad son? #TeamMya
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Do you want us to watch Maks on The Bachelor? Is that good content? Probably not. But is this recap of week 2 of season 9 of Dancing with the Stars significantly better? Maybe not. At least it features recently-denied-of-an-Oscar-nomination-again director Baz Luhrmann! Katy also gets to talk about OUR baby, which matters. So short kings and Giants, dive on in to this era of Maks with us and wait in suspense for those Sultry Sevens!
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
This is an episode about Kelly Osborne. Also a fight about Macy Gray. But mostly Kelly Osborne.
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
Karina is so hot. So hot. Karina? So hot.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
You are truly on a Ship of Dreams, because JMP is back, baby! We’ve entered the Thrilling Threes, and it’s “better than ever”. If you’re wondering how the new edition of “Does Katy Know These Celebrities?” goes well over an hour, just know that if you want only the DWTS content you are going to have to skip over 1/4 of the ep. New year, same YHAJ. Cuddle up in bed and join us, won’t you?
UPDATE: Katy did watch Cats (2019), but it took a while.
UPDATE: Megan had her baby! Maisie Ann was born December 30, and she is OUR baby. America’s baby.
A performance from Titanique: https://fb.watch/hQw8Nns6m0/
THE Vampire Diaries Video: https://youtu.be/p4AdFD3E2ok
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Here it is, the epic conclusion to this season’s QSR arcs. Who will be head judge? Will Chris watch the show? How much hate will be heaped on the villain of the season? Will our girl win DWTS? What will the baby’s name be? Will math happen? Is it just plastic, and how much does it mean? Answers to all of these (okay, not the baby one) and more in our grand finale!
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Three best friends rave about the same people as usual, say goodbye to the people they want, spend a minuscule amount of time in disagreement, pronounce Spanish words, and try to define disappointment. Sounds like it is a semi-finals on Planet Mirrorballus! So come support women just like your feminist Queens, and also support Len Goodman.
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Generally, we feel good about the 90s! Gather your Beanie Babies, turn off that Alanis album, and listen to these 90s-born Queens of the Night break down the quarterfinals of DWTS 31. Eight weeks in, half the contestants are still here, but Katy and Megan are happy to discuss a double elimination. And a debate as to whether Derek or Tyra is responsible for a bad decision will shock you. Just keep your shirt on.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Boo! It’s November now, but it was Halloween in the ballroom on DWTS. A certain podcast producer has passed a certain time of night, so he doesn’t know what to say in this description. But, it’s good! We swear. It’s probably spooky and funny and other adjectives. Okay. This producer is going to go back to making it a later time of night. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Michael Bublé. On DWTS. In 2022. Sure. To fill the time, the Queens of the Night discuss A Star is Born, a group consensus on Charli, chicken, and Megan’s tenure as a dancer on DWTS. And, prepare yourself: Tyra finally did something good. Hell hath frozen over.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Uh oh. It could have been a perfect Prom night on DWTS, but then the first perfect score went to the wrong couple. Is this the worst school dance since Carrie? Maybe! Come for the regular recap stuff, stay for the ridiculata where the Queens of the Night talk about their prom experiences. Will these best friends be able to overcome their beliefs that they are constantly being personally attacked? Or will they break up before they can go to prom together?
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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The Crying Olympics are here with relatively less tragedy than usual! MMY on DWTS sees a shocking twist that will change the season forever, at least according to Alfonso. Does it actually? Well, not quite. But unlike Megan’s feelings about most contestants, you will definitely care about and connect with this episode. Grab that mirrorball-encrusted tissue box and get listening!
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There’s a change in the weather coming this week for DWTS! Disney+ Night essentially delivers a regular Disney Night, but at least it gets better as it goes along. There aren’t any good obscure properties busted out of the vault for the night, but there are shifting allegiances and contrasting dynamics to explore. And reversing the normal host sitch, Megan is the one coming with fire and Katy is somehow trying to be a calming presence. Is this QSR+? We’ll think about it.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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For Your Eyes (and ears) Only, it’s James Bond Night on DWTS! The Queens of the Night will not Live and Let Die when it comes to the choice of EIGHT rumbas, but they have a Thunderball talking together anyway. Katy knows that You Only Live Twice, so she takes aim at resident rumba fan Megan needlessly like she’s The Man with the Golden Gun. So even though Tomorrow Never Dies, listen today! Something something Octopussy!
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Katy Graceland Clay and Alexa-owner Megan Sheppard are back for Elvis Night on DWTS! Is it a fine theme? Sure, because the youths who are tuning in need to be educated on who Elvis is. Producer Chris makes the Queens feel bad about drag, Megan gives a review of going to a movie theater, and Katy has a complete moment of panic over technology. Also there are dances to discuss and rising favorites to proclaim. It doesn’t need to be personal. Yeah? Yeah.
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There’s a party going on right here! The Queens of the Night are throwing a very long premiere party for DWTS’ 31st season, and everyone is invited. Clearly everyone was invited to be in this 16 person cast. Can Megan get over her hatred of weather? What is Katy’s biggest fear? Will Katy and Megan talk for hours about the Real Housewife? How often can Chris interrupt and derail the conversation? And does Tyra still suck? Come in, find out, and party hard!
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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We’re BACK, baby! The Queens of the Night are reunited and entering uncharted territory of this new streaming era. Tyra-nny still rules the ballroom, but there’s a somewhat interesting cast, a (technically) new co-host, great returning Pros, and a lot of question marks about what Dancing with the Stars 31 is going to be. Katy, Megan, and Producer Chris are just excited to be back together, despite someone’s condition. But most importantly: do Katy and Megan know these celebrities? Sort of. Can Katy and Megan remember all these celebrities? No! Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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The shock of the century is in this episode, and it comes not from where you think! If you think you know YHAJ, be prepared to have your core beliefs shattered by either or Chris or Katy. (Is it that big a deal? No, but, whatever.) Katy and Chris send off this era of DWTS by picking their favorite dances (and one least favorite) of seasons 5-8, and they have some doozies. May Proud Mary keep on burning!
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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They said it couldn’t be done. A sequel to one of Chris and Katy’s favorite episodes, where they pick a Mt. Rushmore of DWTS contestants from seasons 5-8. One that surpasses its predecessor in sincerity, silliness, and surrealism. An episode to celebrate the 4th of July that envisions an America that could be instead of the one it is. Well, they were wrong. It is here, and it is glorious. What a concept.
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Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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This is it- it’s the true set-up to DWTS All-Stars! Shawn, Melissa, and Gilles compete in the closest final the show has ever seen, and why not just listen to this ep? Because after this, I wouldn’t be surprised if we never heard from DWTS season 8 again.
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Podcast art: Kat Fey
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It’s a very special Pride episode of JMP (because we mention it once, just like any good corporation)! Your Hosts and Judges (YHAJ? Maybe we’ll try it out) discuss the gay icons that are Gina Gershon and Rihanna, and they get to look at the smokeshow that is Gilles. They get heated over the straight cowboy, hunty, and you know Chris is ready to read him to filth. But is also Chris being the jester flop in the clown square? Katy would probably say YASSSSSSS, queen. And they are ready to serve the boots house down when it comes to following rules. NO RULE BREAKING IN THE BALLROOM! Pride is a riot.
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Get out your cardboard cutouts of Shawn Johnson, because it’s time for weeks 7 and 8 of DWTS 8! A group dance, two team dances, and dances that actually matter await within this hour of chaos. More injuries abound both on the show and on the pod, deep dives into rival podcasts occur, and changes of heart are in store. But not about Chuck. Never about Chuck. Bye, Chuck. Oh, and EDYTA GOES GOLFING. Buried the lede, we did.
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Praise to Lord Mirrorballus and the Virgin Latoya, because it’s an all-new episode of JMP! Chris is on painkillers and Katy is not, so it must be good. And speaking of good, Melissa is too good, to the point where betrayals of past selves are necessary. The Dark Side beckons, and she is a fabulous temptress without a ring. The halfway level point of season 8 is here, so get ready for a rollicking end to the season, and make sure to avoid that lift police brutality!
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Katy had no idea what she was in for on this ep of the pod, and the man who writes the episode descriptions would like to use this space to maybe apologize. Listen as Chris, in real time, goes from happy to befuddled to mad to genuinely furious over something that shouldn’t provoke this level of emotion. There are Argentine tangos to calm and thrill him, so at least there’s that. Anyway, you simps and foxtrot sl*ts, have as much fun with this one as Your Hosts and Judges did! Gilles and Cheryl’s Argentine: https://youtu.be/KEWlDtEt2cQ The Denise Richards-related video: https://youtu.be/6tw7DFJJ67U Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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You are cordially invited to the ballroom on Planet Mirrorballus for a luncheon with Your Hosts and Judges! Dining with us will be an unsurprising new suitor for Katy, a Mr. Waznawowski, and a trio of icons (two of them queens). The Lady Legwarmer will of course make drop in. Discussions will cover respectable topics like the definition of being out-danced and Grease. Please plan to stay for the WHOLE TIME. This cotillion will leave you saying bravo! Bravo! F’ing Bravo.
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Here it is. The premiere of season 8 of Dancing with the Stars has arrived. The prelude to All-Stars is upon us! A well-danced and -produced premiere provides the fodder for surprises, excitement, judgement, betrayals, and so much more. Your Hosts and Judges want to talk about it all, so good luck following any sort of logic!
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America’s favorite game! Does Katy Know These Celebrities! Season 8! IT IS SEASON 8!!! SHAWN! MELISSA! GILLES! EVERYBODY ELSE! NOW IS THE TIME!
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Keep this big wheel turning, and let Proud Mary keep on burning! For this finale of season 7 of Dancing with the Stars, as usual, it is time for a smack down and an inexplicable amount of RHOSLC references. An audibly exhausted Chris and an only initially calm Katy are once again on opposite sides and devolve into arguing, and it’s basically for no reason. Why are you gagging, they bring it to you every finale. Natalie Walker performs Lisa Barlow's hot mic monologue (NSFW): https://twitter.com/itgetsbedder/status/1510984585886285828?s=20&t=iQw_m6C3Fk7Dblt6FKAL3g Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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The most exciting semi-final ever… is not this one! Despite this, Chris and Katy are here to excite with the most fabulous vision for Katy’s future hypothetical wedding in our penultimate episode about DWTS7. The final three is revealed to us and there shouldn’t be a shock who makes it on, but get ready for a shock about Dancing with the Stars’ 31st and 32nd seasons (which happened weeks ago already, oops)! Betrayals, changes of heart, combative energy, solos, and Galinda Girls abound in this place. And would you believe that a fight brews over Lance Bass that's not really about Lance at all?
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How to describe this one? 1, 2, 3- atrocious. The opposite of atrocious is, of course, Edyta. Praise for the Queen of Zoos, Lady Legwarmer, the Beautiful Swamp Witch, Our City Mouse abounds here because we are who we are. We’re here to give tips on the kicks, just like we always do. Even better than them, though- Jerry, Kenny, and Len are here to give the people what they need in a new edition of DanceCenter!!!!
And if you want to try to understand the complete non sequitur that is the Stuart Little remark, here you go: https://youtu.be/VeL4c_cXSyQ
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Welcome back to the disco inferno, you… I’m thinking of a word, and while I can't think of it, I know it’s “something hoe”. As usual, it’s chaotic energy as Chris reveals far more personal information than intended and Katy sees red as echoes of her ballroom tragedies reverberate across seasons. And if you put money on an obscure NYC-only musical commercial from the 80s as this week's joke-to-be-turned-into-a-dead-horse, well, good news for you! Season 7 is continuing as normally as expected.
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Karma is a b*tch, folks, as is Chris’ computer. But you’d never tell that this was our longest recording session ever, plagued with technical difficulties! Unless you can tell where there’s missing audio, which, um, there definitely isn’t any. And if you’re wondering if Chris will ever record a pod in a house with three kids under 5 again, the answer is a resounding teeheehee. But enjoy some SPECIAL GUEST STARS to discuss weeks 2 and 3 of DWTS season 7!
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If we don’t write a proper description, WE could be going home.
If we don’t keep beating a dead horse, WE could be going home.
If we don’t avoid saying things that could be considered slanderous, WE could be going home.
If we don’t stan a middle-aged woman and/or psychoanalyze her, WE could be going home.
If you don’t start the episode and we don’t end this bit right now, WE could be going home.
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Did you forget something? Yes: Cloris! And now that she’s been found, everyone is losing their minds, Chris and Katy included. Well, mostly Chris. His brain is off the rails. Katy is just leading him away from Diana the Musical and toward the star of DWTS, edition 7, Kim K! There may be a fight brewing about her, but at least there is one person they can agree upon- oh, Oprah!
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The streak is over- DWTS 7! It’s week 7, or season 7 if you speak correctly, and that means “Does Katy Know These Celebrities?” returns, this time with added echo effect! More than usual, Katy either knows the people or makes good guesses. Or maybe it just feels that way and it's just as rough as usual. And the question is finally answered- how is Brooke Burke famous beyond being a future host of DWTS?
Also, happy birthday, Chris!
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Heads up, golden girls and jive daddies! The finale of Dancing with the Stars’ sixth season is here, and Edyta is in a finale! That’s right, the lone figure on the DWTS Mt. Rushmore finally gets to do a freestyle, and she does what many a pro has done. Fortunately, she doesn’t speak the dreaded word (disco). But Chris will, and he and Katy will hash out many an argument they’ve had in finales past. They agree that the winner may be the greatest the show has seen, and they must express continued distress over Cristián’s 2008 injury. Cristián, what are you doing? Did you fall on your arm?
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Okay. Chris knows this episode is unlistenable if you don’t know or care about Diana the Musical. Don’t blame him, Charles; tame him, Charles! Anyway, it’s the semi-finals of DWTS6 and it’s time to be surprised about how good it is? It’s good! Really! And it all might be thanks to either Edyta or Kristi. Who is the titular pretty, pretty girl? It’s a mystery!
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Conjure pictures of Karina doing a cha-cha in a caftan or Kristi jumping in a jive, because this episode of JMP has that and more! Chris and Katy talk about arm injuries, the joy that is Jason Taylor, and the arrival of real sparkle in DanceCenter. Most importantly, the panthra queen has returned to her status of icon of the ballroom. Daddy, we love Edyta! And please, don’t leave any reviews this week.
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Cristiàn, what are you doing? We still have a dance to learn.
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Some equations from your favorite DWTS mathematicians:
Katy + Jonathan = True Love
Steve Gutenberg + Genuine Charm = America’s newest Sweetheart
Kristi + Dancing = 9s = World domination
Mario + A Beach - A Shirt = Yes
DWTS6 - Adam Carrolla = A better, happier JMP (but like the limit, this doesn't exist)
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The most beautiful woman in the world is here to grace Dancing with the Stars with her presence. No, not Katy, although that is a good guess. Ladies and gentlemen, Kristi Yamaguchi is here, and Chris and Katy are primed to rhapsodize about her. They would like to stare at her for an hour if possible. There are other things that happened, too, like the fact that Chris loves a classy older woman or that Katy loves Jonathan Roberts (to the point where we had to edit out something that might have gone too far!). But Kristi is here, so join us, won’t you?
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Your hoSTs are back for a brand new 2008 season of DWTS! It is season six, and just like the previous one, the men are here to disappoint with their premiere. When only two dances impress Chris and Katy, you know it’s off to a good start. Luckily, there’s a very nice man who is hot and plays football to win them over, and another Mario with Karina (even if Katy is ready to ask for a Sophie’s Choice about him). And prepare yourself for a one time only appearance from a new cat that might make Carver Clay jealous!
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New year, new us, new cast, same shenanigans! “Does Katy Know These Celebrities?” finally returns, as Katy and Chris are about to dive into Dancing with the Stars’ sixth season. As usual, Katy muddles her way through the top-tier stars of 2008, and she’s as accurate as ever. Meanwhile, Chris tests the limits of how many times he can say the word “alright”. Not that we would encourage games of this sort, but perhaps if you wanted to drink something every time you hear that word…. And as always, plenty of research was done ahead of time, and no revelations about Disney TV movies or violent crimes were made during recording!
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Have you come to this place for magic? Somehow does heartbreak feel good in a place like this? Do stories feel perfect and powerful here? Well, then this is the place for you to drop the mirrorball for 2022, because Chris, Katy, and Megan are here to retrospect themselves! The full JMP-QSR fam has gathered to celebrate the pod’s birthday and to ring in the new year. They share some of their favorite moments, reminisce about the fun they've had, and even get to hear back some old memories. Did you know that clip shows seem easy to make but take much longer to produce than you would expect? Well, now a certain editor knows!
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It’s a quickstep reaction tonight! Chris and Katy are ready to jazz it up and have themselves a ball talking about Steven Spielberg’s new adaptation of West Side Story. Recorded shortly after they both saw it, your star-crossed hosts freely share their initial feelings about the movie. Did they like it? Is Rachel Zegler a star? Can “I Feel Pretty” finally win over Katy? Is the prostitute obviously Chris’ favorite character? Did it pass a certain time of night? Answers to these questions and more await you. So it’s time to end West Side Story Month once and for all… TONIGHT!
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RIP in the most peace, Stephen Sondheim. No jokes, just grief. There are jokes in the episode, there's movie speculation, whatever, but Chris still doesn't have it in him to write much more than that. And go see Spielberg's West Side Story, now in theaters!
The reaction Chris talks about: https://griefbacon.substack.com/p/a-fragment-of-the-day
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Play it cool, boys, because Katy and Chris are giving out a CJMPT in this episode. What is that? You’ll have to listen to find out! Why wouldn’t you anyway, because it’s West Side Story! In this second episode of WSS Month, it’s Act 2 of the original film, and Katy has a scalding hot taek that is actually about as basic as you can get. Oh, and Chris basically raves about “America” again, but this time with more violence.
TWO THINGS: This episode was recorded before the death of Stephen Sondheim (which will be addressed in the next episode), so some of what Chris says this week made him really sad when editing it. Also, something is wrong with Chris’ audio and it’s not going to be fixed for a while apparently.
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It’s December, so it is time to talk about the most anticipated cinematic musical event since CATS (2019): West Side Story! For the first week of a month dedicated to the release of Spielberg’s remake, we are talking about the 1961 original! Katy and Chris break down Act 1 of the film that means so much to them, with some really spicy takes. Of course they start with 9 minutes about Wicked, and they must end with many minutes about "America". Nothing here is surprising, but everything is fun! Mambo? Go!
The Defying Gravity video: https://youtu.be/6wBT1kYgXGk
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Captain America vs. Iron Man. What makes a gay anthem. How famous judges should be. Leaving voice mails. Horrific audio quality. Lady Gaga’s sexuality. That one time Tyra pretended to have rabies. All that and more. It’s the finale. Enjoy it. What more do you want from us?
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Dear middle schoolers who listen to us: we love you, we support you, and we hope you enjoyed the semi-finals of DWTS 30! It is quite a time to be alive, and the Queens of the Night have a lot of feelings on the highs and lows. It’s a very emotional night full of good audio content like sign language. There are a lot of tears to be shed and Cody Rigsbys to be ripped to shreds, so make that night pizza and get ready to go from 6 stars to 4!
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We are all perfectly hinged for Miss Jackson! Season 30 has hit the quarterfinals with half the cast in tow, and Katy and Megan say much of what you’d expect. Should you still listen, even if you know their two queens and their mortal enemy? Of course you should! Otherwise, you would miss some Internet bullying, things that give Cher, words that start with the letter F, and so much more dumb stuff. So listen to this Quickstep Reaction, QSR if you’re nasty.
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Why is Chris talking about the 80th and 90th birthday concerts for Stephen Sondheim? Why is Katy confusing celebrity wines and underestimating values? Because they don't really care to wrap up their thoughts on DWTS' fifth season! They're disorganized, out of sorts, and honestly, isn't that when your hosts are more fun? Following that, they give an update on the podcast schedule, where they're at, and what's coming up. Consider it a Mental Health Update of sorts.
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The three queens of the night are here for Queen night, and they are bringing a real dark energy to the table. Nobody is feeling like a champion after this episode of DWTS, and there are only murders in this building. A terrible bottom two, horrible production mistakes, the audacity Queen had in making the garbage Oscar-winning Bohemian Rhapsody… All you’re going to hear is radio gag-worthy.
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Hey, doll enthusiasts! It's the season 5 finale of Dancing with the Stars, and uh oh. Things go belly-up from the word go. But at least there is talk of the upcoming holiday season, coffee orders, Mario Lopez and Emmitt Smith, Julianne Hough's wine, Desperate Housewives, and as much as Chris and Katy can muster that's not this final. Come for the silly digressions, stay for the answer to the hard-hitting question: is America sexist?
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Do you ever feel like Katy Clay needs to be dead silent? Then consider this QSR a gift from us! Horror Night prompts some screams of delight and anger from your hosts, even if Megan does not like horror movies. It follows that this Halloween theme continues the nightmare of Cody Rigsby and Kenya Moore for Katy and Megan. Len, meanwhile, may have been Single White Female’d, and that gives the girls true happiness. So get out of the description and listen to the dastardly duo (and a third ghostly presence) talk about what they saw… if you dare!
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Get ready to go to Hélio in a handbasket, because Chris and Katy are ready to go to fisticuffs over the semi-finals of DWTS season 5! This strange season is gearing up for a strange conclusion, but to get there we have to say some inevitable farewells first. Chris begins a vendetta that is sure to continue forever, Katy gets an update about DanceCenter, and also Richard Simmons shows up. Or is it Gene Simmons? They are very similar, of course.
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Why not have a Grease Night? It's Tyra's favorite movie (that she watched for the first time this weekend), and Grease and DWTS go together like rama lama lama kamandakloots dinga dong. Katy and Megan are ready to talk about the dances that honor this much loved movie musical, and both are perhaps pleasantly surprised? But they also hate who they always hate and love who they always love, so they really need to venture outside of their normal cliques. Maybe get a perm, put on some leather pants, smoke a cigarette, say "Tell me about it, stud"... This episode description is really not the one that you want.
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Surprise, it’s a double elimination on the second new episode of DWTS this week! Katy and Megan dissect the dances that honor the iconic villains and music of Disney. Y’know, songs like “Dangerous Woman” by Ariana and “Bad Guy” by Billie Eyelash. With music selections like that, your hosts and their producer get into fights and go off on tangents from second one. So, daddy, why haven’t you listened yet?
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It’s time for everyone’s favorite DWTS corporate synergy event: Disney Night! It starts off with a bang and… kind of hangs? It’s a night where some stars fly, while others have overstayed their welcome. Katy forms a mortal enemy and Megan endures emotional torment. Just another night in the ballroom, really! Derek might have pushed Megan a hair too far, a samba roll happened, and somebody takes a nap while they should be producing a podcast.
Thanks to the producers’ inimitable decision-making, it’s a two-parter, so watch out for more on a special Wednesday QSR later this week!
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It’s time to get derailed, as both JMP and season 5 of DWTS are about to go very wrong! Katy and Chris try to adequately cover weeks 6 and 7, but how can you when the most infamous elimination in Dancing history occurs? It’s an episode filled with tangents, impromptu ad reads, jewelry shopping, contract discussions, and far too much hatred about events that took place 14 years ago. It was a tragedy, is a tragedy, and we are BIG MAD. We have an enemie, and their name is... well, we won't spoil it here!
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It’s Britney, b***h! Unfortunately, while Britney may be free, Katy and Megan are trapped by the terrors of the DWTS producers and one Tyra Banks. Your hosts are befuddled by why Cody is still competing, they’re charmed by the enthusiasm of many of the contestants, and most shockingly, they’re warming up to Jojo and to Olivia Jade. It’s not Halloween yet, but this is quickly becoming a house of horrors.
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This week is fine. This week is good. We're just not going to worry about next week. Everything's okay! Chris spends time with a dog, Shirley Ballas and Susan Lucci both appear for the first time, Katy has a realization about her mental health journey, Carver Clay does ASMR, and, oh yeah, Marie falls down. It's fine! It's fine. Everything is fine. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Well, it has happened. Katy has yelled at another co-host in pure anger, Megan has cried at her first dance, and Producer Chris has jumped on mic. Who could have guessed it would only take two episodes of DWTS’ 30th season to get to this point? And if you want Katy's Change.org petition to be a thing, let us know. We want to give the people what they want.
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If you are Mark Cuban, congratulations! This episode features a free psychoanalysis by a noted professional*, and obviously because you are Mark Cuban, you are in desperate need of things that are free. If you aren't Mark Cuban, there's still something for you here. Multiple attempts at the same bit, accidental love, a devastating wig, Edyta's fury over Tony's bias against zoos, and more await you as Chris and Katy continue these early days of DWTS' fifth season!
*Not at all a professional
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We promised instant, folks, and instant is what you got! It’s the 30th season of DWTS, and Katy and Megan are not mad at it? Tyra is still no Tom and Olivia Jade is not most famous for YouTube, but there are some real gems to be found here. And stay for the three most important questions- is Artem’s hairstyle good, should there be tangos in week one, and should Sharna and BAG get it on on the dance floor??? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod or on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Hey Drew! It's time for season 5 to man up! The men have their turn at dancing, and, welp. It's an underwhelming episode of DWTS, but Chris and Katy are here to overwhelm. Listen for memory issues, accidental misogyny, home decor reviews, and a bewitching musical number. Boys may be dumb, but this podcast is for brainiacs only! Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod or on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Welcome to our brand new sub-pod, Quick-step Reactions! Katy and BRAND NEW CO-HOST Megan “break down” and “significantly analyze” the cast of the upcoming Season 30 of Dancing with the Stars! Get pumped, practice your smizing, and make sure you pronounce your R’s. It’ll be a good time. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod or on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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Look alive- it’s season five! We are back in the ballroom to see these extremely beautiful women turn it OUT. Could we have gotten through this in less time? Of course. But expect nothing less from us!
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We are BACK in the ballroom….ish. We’re ABOUT to be BACK in the ballroom, baby! But before we can enter, you all know what time it is. Time for America’s favorite game - Does Katy Know These Celebrities? Vol. 5!!!!
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Chris got injured twice while recording this episode, and was it worth it? Perhaps not, but the dynamic duo talks about beloved dance epic Titanic this week! Katy loves this movie, Chris thinks it's great but very sad, and both love "My Heart Will Go On". So don't wait 84 years, go ahead and put the diamond in the coat, and watch out for the propeller on the way down!
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WARNING: This episode is borderline unlistenable, but it’s also some of our best work. Anyway, welcome to London, but a bizarrely cat-themed London with people but also cats made of digital fur technology! Cats (2019) is a disasterpiece, in the greatest way. Join Chris and Katy for this fever dream.
Here is Chris’ favorite Tweet: https://twitter.com/adamjmoussa/status/1206649427684995080
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Do you enjoy two people sniping at each other while Katy emerges from the fray as a true adult? Good news- this episode will satisfy those needs. Katy brings Dirty Dancing (1987) to the movie exchange, and she invited Chris' friend Alex Restrepo to help defend the movie against his protestations. Chris having a really bad bout of allergies won't stop him, and Katy's hatred of the Bindi-Derek recreation of the finale dance won't stop her from loving this movie. Also, somehow, Titanic comes up again.
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Do you like dance movies where there's no dancing for way too long at the start? Do you enjoy movies where the plot is meaningless? But do you love watching some of the best gorram dances you'll ever see in your life? Then does Chris have a movie for you! He brings Swing Time (1936) to the table, for this first week of a special miniseries where your hosts swap some of their favorite dance films. Did Katy regret agreeing to this? You'll have to listen to find out!
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Why are Chris' audio and Katy's Zoom connection so bad? Who knows! But we do know that the content is just as good as ever! Katy and Chris each pick their Top Five dances of the first four DWTS seasons, as well as a least favorite dance. There are some true surprises in this episode, and one contestant is a loser again by the most shocking of turns. And also, who could have guessed, Chris still loves Mario and his paso. Spoiler alert.
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Katy and Chris celebrate the 4th of July a little late by picking their personal Mount Rushmore of dancers from DWTS 1-4. There are some spicy picks, some perfect moments, and of course no shortage of fireworks. America!
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Despite no real strong feelings about the episode or the season as a whole, this season 4 finale gets fiery between your hosts and judges! Legacies, satisfying winners, and the concept of iconic freestyles are all discussed, because of course, it’s a finale. We swear it’s better than this description makes it sound.
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As the Oracle predicted, we have a great time talking about weeks 8 and 9 of DWTS' fourth season! The season is finally picking up steam, but is it too little, too late for Chris and Katy? Maybe, but it has to get better after the loss of a dancer who should not have come close to Week 8. And believe us when we say- it does get better, with a fabulous semi-finals full of mostly spectacular dances and one life coach.
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LIIIIIIIIIIVE and in-person, it's a new episode of JMP! Chris and Katy are in the same room together for the first time in forever, and definitely for the first time of the pod. There’s good, there’s great, and there’s being in person! We get to discuss, for the first time, the perfection that is DanceCenter. On the flip side, we have a group swing to discuss - and it might be worse than a group disco. Katy has a great solution to all of Ian’s dancing woes. Chris declares himself fully in love with Laila Ali, while Katy is still too hesitant to jump all in. All this and SO MUCH MORE (like another attempt at the *NSYNC lineup) will be discussed in our episode!
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If you would like to take Katy on a date, please text 515- wait, no. Don’t do that. Anyway, this episode is filled with dances as hot as Chris’ apartment. Welcome to the Real Housewives “hour” where if you’re a Housewives fan, you’re in for a real treat of references; if you’re not, eat some bread and settle in for a fun episode. We mention it all - the judges’ harsh criticism, Edyta being the star of the season, how we would pettily take off points for no samba rolls, and so much more. The only thing fake about us!? The lack of tears in an episode filled with waltzes.
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Accent work abounds as Chris and Katy discuss the most international DWTS cast yet! Despite struggles right out the gate with addition, we promise - we know what we’re talking about! We rank the great legs of DWTS history. Chris forces Katy to handle all the segues even if she is... horrific at them. We muse over Clyde’s height hurdles, the difficulty of Heather’s choreography, Edyta’s star status, and finally two Chmerkovskiys! This episode truly has it all. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod or on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin
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It’s a new season of Dancing with the Stars, and we’re feeling refreshed after that long off-season break! In an episode filled with cha-chas and foxtrots, we find ourselves gushing over a few surprising celebrities. While one contestant draws some well-deserved similarities to Master P, another falls a little short of the Stacey Kiebler legs they are expected to fill. Katy is, naturally, already head over heels for a celebrity and Chris remains (surprisingly?) cautiously optimistic towards everyone. This episode has all of that signature premiere magic and much more.
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On a Very Special JMP, journalist-TV host-overall busy woman Samantha Harris stops by for a quick chat! She's ready to talk about her surprising history with the show, balancing her time with hosting and everything else in her life (and we mean EVERYTHING else), her camaraderie with Emmy-winner Tom Bergeron, and of course her jive. It is a whirlwind, and also a delight. We know you'll enjoy it, even if your regular podcast hosts aren't professional question-askers like Samantha Harris.
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Chris and Katy play two games- one is great, the other one is a game that we played. Join us as we say goodbye to season 3 of Dancing with the Stars and look ahead to magical things to come in season 4! Is there more that can be said? Maybe, but why not just listen?
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It has all come down to this. Fun vs. technique. Twinkle Toes vs. Super Mario. It's a finale that splits our loyalties, but we can all agree that it's one of the best finals that DWTS ever produced. Over the course of the hour, Katy elects to take the path of hatred, while Chris displays how to be a gracious loser in the face of poor sportsmanship.
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It's the best Dancing with the Stars may have ever been, as the third season comes barreling to a close. The final four give us a spooktacular set of Halloween dances, although one leaves us saying "Boo!" Chris and Katy investigate how to make a dance Halloween-themed, and they're ready to give Emmitt and Cheryl notes. Then it's time for the semi-finals, where one of the incredible trio must go home. Would you believe that it leaves Chris and Katy in awe? Not speechless, just in awe. They have lots of things to say.
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The fabulous final five of season three go head-to-head this week, and Chris and Katy are here to break it all down. We have so much to discuss - no elimination in week 6, a group Disco, and Katy declares herself all in on a contestant (and it’s not a surprise). Mario continues to be consistently SO good. We finally get a samba roll again, and a sexy rumba prompts a game of how often a person can say sexy. Katy is brought to literal tears, and Chris begins to understand how the judges feel when they give legitimate criticism and are met with passionate responses. And we have to bid a very fond adieu to a contestant that surprised us all. Expect all this and more, including a very accurate Marilyn Monroe impression!
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In an episode filled with shock and awe, Katy and Chris address serious issues. Get prepared as we enter into a string of absolutely fire episodes of Dancing with the Stars. We continue to petition Joey Lawrence and Edyta Sliwinska to be forever dance partners, because they are #perfection. Katy gets a little dramatic about the lack of samba rolls (to nobody’s surprise). Chris gives a free lesson in faking how to roll R’s. We continue to dislike rumbas and overly produced packages (we are NOTHING if not consistent). The tissues come out for Mr. Springer’s waltz. Katy professes a love for a contestant that Chris refuses to get on board with, and vice versa. And we bid adieu to not one, not two, but three contestants. A real wild one, folks.
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This week we’re breaking all the rules! The lift police and the Bureau of Broken Holds have to go to war against the contestants who should know better. Chris and Katy struggle to critique mambos because they have no idea what they are (but at the very least, they know “Bop to the Top” is an appropriate song choice). And before we say goodbye to two expected stars, both hosts fall in love with a most unexpected dancer.
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For the first episode of DWTS's third season, Katy and Chris are back in fine form. There is a love for the female pros (especially Cheryl, Edyta, and Kym Legs-for-Days Johnson). There is a distaste for sob story packages, especially involving bus accidents. There are Emmitt Smith hot taeks. There are disappointments and surprises galore. There is a general thirsting over hot people. Just an ordinary day back on Planet Mirrorballus.
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On a Very Special JMP, the dancer formerly known as A spills all the tea on P! Ashly Costa (née DelGrosso), Katy's new best friend, talks all about her wild journey on the show, detailing her many partners (including some secret ones nobody knows about), the roller coaster that was season 2, her role as a dancer and educator, and how the packages get made. There's so much more, but most of all the sweetest spitfire of the ballroom is here to remind everyone why we love her.
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Chris did prep work, Katy gets excited about the coming attractions, and tech issues confounded the editor into making an unconventional choice.
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Unfortunately for everyone, it's a disco inferno this week as we discuss the season 2 finale of Dancing with the Stars. Unlike in the finale itself, Chris and Katy have no time to mess about and get right down to business. Katy gets what she deserves as Chris sort of comes around on Jerry Rice, only to watch her beloved Stacy Keibler crash and burn. And in the most shocking turn of events, their opinions on Drew Lachey's freestyle are... not going to be spoiled in the description! So save that horse, ride that cowboy, and figure out how to fill 210 minutes of content with only 9 competitive dances!
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In one corner, we have Chris, who is here to take down Jerry Rice and Katy, who he sees as the defender of the 49er. In the other corner, we have Katy, who is not here to defend Jerry but is being forced to anyway. It's a masterpiece of a marathon fight night, spanning episodes 6 and 7 of DWTS' second season. Also, other things are discussed, but who's really here for Drew, Stacy, Lisa, or George? The fight over the Rice man cometh!
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This week we dive into episodes 4 and 5 of season 2, and go wildly off the rails. At long last, our national nightmare is over (in 2006). But before we get to an ignoble farewell to a man who did not want to be there, we have so much to discuss. We debate who the REAL bad boy of the ballroom is, and we both continue to heavily defend Tia and Jerry against the slander of our cohost counterparts. Most importantly, Edyta and George take a trip to the zoo!
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Remember when we had nice things to say about Master P? What a journey it's been since then. Anyway, this week we discuss episodes 2 and 3 of season 2! There is so much shock and awe to discuss this episode- but perhaps the most shocking is that Chris... actually... likes... rumbas? Katy still hates it. We discuss the fine line couples must walk between playful banter and uncomfortable tension, gush over teeny tiny Drew Lachey, share our mutual love of Stacey Keibler, and discuss the sophistication and suaveness of George Hamilton. And to absolutely nobody’s surprise, Chris and Katy are on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to Tia Carrere and Jerry Rice.
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In this episode we discuss the second season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars" in excruciating detail. Spray-tans. Fringe a-plenty. Legs-for-weeks. Oh my! We travel back to January of 2006- the set is the same, the judges are the same, Tom is the same, but the contestants are very different. Our first discussion on Master P is not what you'd expect, and our time is already cut short with a Dance Center legend.
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On a Very Special JMP, the animalistic lady of the ballroom, Edyta Śliwińska, graces the show with her presence! In this bonus podcast, Chris and Katy talk to the queen of the legwarmers about her time on DWTS, choreography, how things changed over the seasons, and so much more. As if we didn't already, we now have no choice but to stan.
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In this episode Chris and Katy debate the hot button topic of 2005 - should the Dance Off have happened? We recap season 1 as a whole to bid it adieu. We then go on to preview the cast of season 2 with America's favorite game: "Does Katy know these celebrities?"
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In this episode we wrap up season 1 of "Dancing with the Stars" and crown a (controversial?) winner. We discuss #JusticeForRachel, and Chris and Katy come to blows over John O'Hurley.
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In this episode we discuss Season 1 Episodes 1-3 of "Dancing with the Stars". We focus on the dances and the dancers of these first 3 episodes. We eulogize the first two dancers to fall. We also discuss the emerging personality of Kelly Monaco, the downfall of Joey McIntyre, praise our Lord and Savior Rachel Hunter, and appreciate the persona that John O'Hurley brings to the ballroom (to a point).
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In this premiere episode, your co-hosts and judges Chris and Katy introduce themselves to the ballroom! We discuss what led us here, our individual experiences with "Dancing with the Stars", and why we decided to form this podcast. We introduce you to America's new favorite game: "Does Katy know these celebrities?", for which Chris prepared by doing strong research.
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Join your hosts and judges Chris Dockum Goodman and Katy Clay Inaba as they recap and react to the original seasons of Dancing with the Stars! They discuss the glitz, the glamour, and the overall ridculata of the ballroom, with perhaps a tangent or two. New episodes release every Tuesday. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts!
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