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Times HAVE changed. Decades ago, "The Toastmaster General" used to tell this joke to audiences all over America. Now, it might be considered offensive to Iranians (Persians now), Egyptians and Jews! (This recording was intended to be used on a fund-raising album of comedians telling funny stories). Go ahead, Georgie....
Is there a difference between irritation and aggravation? Here's an old classic told by JACK BENNY
What a phenomenon: Youtube “REACTION” videos.
Yes, couch potatoes want to watch other couch potatoes REACT to a) movie trailers or b) packages they opened from Amazon so you can SEE what they BOUGHT.
You Tube has taken monetization AWAY from people who post historical clips, public domain pop culture, and anything that might possibly be of interest to intelligent people.
Trying to complete with Netflix, YOUTUBE seems to encourage amateurs to perform dangerous stunts that could get themselves killed. Wearisome off-key cover versions of hit songs are still plentiful. YOUTUBE will pay egomaniacs to rant about sports events or politics, or do lame self-help guru blabber. YOUTUBE will NOT tell you how to monetize, why you’re demonitized, or anything else. Just try to dumb down, which is the best way to go “VIRAL.”
The other day “THE” ERIC BUTTS (as he calls himself) got some scorn from social media because of his enthusiastic REACTION video about the new STAR WARS movie. Result: over 250,000 hits (and counting). He could be the next “Ross the Intern” or get his own show like JAMES CORDEN.
“Star Wars” geeks, and fans who feel sorry for basement dwellers, are cheering him for wearing his heart on his sleeve, and his giddiness and tears on his puss.
Here are the TOP TEN “reaction” faces from ERIC, who is clearly on his way to fame and fortune with his fabulous face and heartfelt emotions!.
PS. this video falls under “FAIR USE” and ‘PARODY,” and has been endorsed by Julian Assange as a marvelous example of Freedom of Speech. it is NOT being monetized by YOUTUBE. The best things in life are free.
Here's an example of a "timing strip" well placed. It's so far in the corner it's not too distracting, even with the madly revolving count of each fraction of a second.
Christmas songs from...two and a half Jews! Yes, John Banner and Robert Clary were both Jewish. Warner Klemperer was half-Jewish. Clary was a concentration camp survivor. If they didn't think their sitcom was "offensive," or disrespectful, maybe it wasn't.
John Banner and Werner Klemperer step up to sing "Silent Night" in the original German ("Stille Nacht") and Robert Clary follows with a quickie in French.
Here's the stereo GEORGE CATES version of "Solfeggio," which Cates (and most) called "Song of the Nairobi Trio." The song was written by Robert Maxwell, and gained fame when used by Ernie Kovacs and his varying rubber-masked musicians.
Pillsbury was slightly un-PC when they made "Funny Face" drinks using ethnic caricatures, such as "Chinese Cherry" and "Injun Orange." Come to think of it, "Freckle-Face Strawberry" wasn't so funny either!
"Injun Orange" was switched to "Jolly Olly Orange," and voiced by Paul Frees. Pillsbury offered commercials, promo records, even novelty mugs, but their "Funny Face" line dried up.
Here's the immortal Mr. Frees doing a minute novelty called "LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH" as Jolly Olly Orange. This voice may remind Frees fans of his "Big Jim Buchanan" voice used years earlier (notably on a Stan Freberg cover of "Money Money Money.")
Imagine how wild this recording session was!
"It's the year of the ZOMBIES." The Hall of Fame rock group gets a cover from the ghost of PETER LORRE, on the Colin Blunstone-penned "JUST OUT OF REACH."
The last lines from Michael Jackson and Prince Charles quotes .. are filled in by the panel of I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T A CLUE (the long-running British radio show). Some of their Jacko gags on this 2004 broadcast are more than timely in 2019.
After Flip Wilson, Jack E. Leonard, Johnny Carson and all the guests took their shots...here's DON RICKLES. (Also check Part 1 and Part 2)
Rose and Lynn Goldman were born in Philadelphia, and entertained for the USO during World War 2. They became the Gordon Sisters, but a manager wasn't thrilled. Rose recalled: "When we were working the Borscht Belt — everyone did the Borscht Belt — the manager with one of the other acts came to us and said, “I’d like to manage you kids. Gordon Sisters isn’t a good name for you.” He had on his desk a bottle of Gallagher and Burton, the whiskey. And he said, “OK, you’re the Burton Sisters.” The rest is Borscht Belt history. The duo signed with RCA Victor in 1955 for "Doin' the French Can-Can" and several other singles. Rose retired to get married, but Lynn continued on stage in musical comedies until she too got married. She moved to San Francisco where she and her sister gave a reunion performance in 2011.
MAX WILNER offers some Borscht Belt comedy from the early 50's, followed by music from Mary Forest.
FYVUSH FINKEL in a very early comedy sketch. And...a bonus comedian turns up for some stand-up, too!
Bill Maher probably didn't have the "timing" right. The death of Stan Lee might not have been the best time to scold people for dressing up in Marvel hero outfits and obsessing over comic books and "action" figures. A few months later...and here's Bill's rebuttal, and it's a sharp one. No, he wasn't snarking about Stan Lee the person, but the comic book world in general. (The Ann Coulter joke...Coulter was the lead guest on this episode of "Real Time," so any Marvel fan who is also a Coulter hater had to be doubly annoyed). As Shatner once did in a memorable SNL skit, Bill makes the point that taking fantasy and making it your LIFE is pretty pathetic. Stan Lee made money from it and achieved fame. But the Huelbigs of the world who wear their Underoos to Comic Con and who collect "action" figures have no fame, no life, and really do need to grow up. A little. (NO monetization to the uploader...HBO and Maher get it. NO dumb line about "I don't own copyright I just like this." Copyright IS owned and IS respected and the $$ go to HBO and Maher.
Here’s a rare glimpse of KENT ROGERS (1923-1944).
The young man had a brilliant future in celebrity impressions and voice-overs. One of his best surviving achievements is voicing almost all the male stars in “Hollywood Steps Out,” a 1941 Tex Avery Warner Bros. cartoon. (It's been posted on YouTube by another uploader). He was a perfect Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, Peter Lorre, Kay Kyser, Ned Sparks and Groucho Marx.
He gave the bird to Warner Bros as “Beaky Buzzard” and “Henery Hawk” and also voiced Woody Woodpecker for some Walter Lantz cartoons.
You’re watching Kent’s scene from “All American Co-Ed.” It’s a frothy farce that featured Johnny Downs in drag (invading an all-girls school). Johnny does a great job (not too campy) and the film’s got a variety of comic supporting players including Harry Langdon, Noah Beery Jr and Alan Hale Jr. Kent was inserted sort of the way Jay Lawrence (Larry Storch’s brother) was in “Stalag 17,” just for the sake of novelty.
Rogers did a fair job of imitating the visual tics of Gary Cooper and once his baby-faced features matured, probably would have become an exceptional impressionist, more able to visually morph into a Karloff, Cagney or Edward G. Robinson (voices he did so well in that Warner Bros. cartoon, which was made the same year as this movie). He had the potential to be a fine addition to Mel Blanc at Warners, and to Paul Frees at Disney and Jay Ward.
Kent didn’t reach the age of 21. Old enough to serve in World War Two, he was killed in a training flight accident in Florida.
Here's a video souvenir of the NEW YORK CITY MARATHON, November 4, 2018. Congratulations to the runners, and the crowds on the sidelines who drank beer, shouted "WOO" and became part of the show. PS, YouTube DEMONETIZED thousands and thousands of uploaders. Nobody knows why. YouTube is owned by Google and they refuse to have a working phone number, answer e-mails, or even have someone moderate the YouTube forum. YouTube is rich enough and nasty enough to suddenly "fire" people who have built up 5,000, 15,000 even 50,000 subscribers, and gotten MILLIONS of hits. It's not exactly the nicest way to treat employees who are trying to make a living with original content, but it IS a reminder that the Internet is run by a handful of uncaring rich people with sadistic tendencies.
The SPOOKYLORRE channel, in association with Rave Communications and Facts on File (publishers of Ronald L. Smith's Who's Who in Comedy) is proud to present rare and educational comedy material NEW to YOUTUBE. You're the INSIDER here...invited to the banquet where Zsa Zsa is being roasted by Pat Buttram, who once played "Mr. Haney" opposite Eva Gabor's "Mrs. Douglas" on "GREEN ACRES."
The SPOOKYLORRE channel, in association with Rave Communications and Facts on File (publishers of Ronald L. Smith's Who's Who in Comedy) is proud to present rare and educational comedy material NEW to YOUTUBE. You're the INSIDER here...invited to the banquet where Zsa Zsa Gabor is being roasted by the king of the one-liners, Henny Youngman
The SPOOKYLORRE channel, in association with Rave Communications and Facts on File (publishers of Ronald L. Smith's Who's Who in Comedy) is proud to present rare and educational comedy material NEW to YOUTUBE. You're the INSIDER here...invited to the banquet where Phyllis Diller is being roasted by Rich Little
The SPOOKYLORRE channel, in association with Rave Communications and Facts on File (publishers of Who's Who in Comedy by Ronald L. Smith) is proud to present rare and educational comedy material NEW to YOUTUBE. You're the INSIDER here...invited to the banquet where ALAN KING is roasting his pal Billy Crystal
The SPOOKYLORRE channel, in association with Rave Communications, Facts on File, and Ronald L. Smith (author of Who's Who in Comedy) is proud to present rare and educational comedy material NEW to YOUTUBE. You're the INSIDER here...invited to the banquet where Billy Crystal is being roasted by his pal Garry Shandling
The SPOOKYLORRE channel, in association with Rave Communications and Facts on File (publishers of Ronald L. Smith's Who's Who in Comedy) is proud to present rare and educational comedy material NEW to YOUTUBE. You're the INSIDER here...invited to the banquet where Billy Crystal is being roasted by his pal Rob Reiner.
It's all in good fun -- some wild moments from the Billy Crystal roast, which was hosted by Rob Reiner
An innocent man will be executed unless Charlie Chan can help! This episode directed by Leslie Arliss, produced by Leon Fromkess, Written by Richard Grey, with: Robert Raglan, Richard Caldicot, John Stratton, Mary Laura Wood, Oliver Burt, Arthur Howard and Hugh Williams.
Yes, a strange hybrid here.
The video of 5705 is fine, but since they did a lip sync to the original music, the soundtrack can't be posted (it's available for sale on iTunes etc.) SO....
Subbing for the original music, and much rarer of course, is CITY BOY's live performance in Boston, September 18, 1978. It's been matched up fairly well to the visuals.
These guys were powerful performers on stage, and you can hear the extra energy here, as opposed to the studio version. Lol Mason's often darkly humorous intros also made seeing them live very special, and "Dinner at the Ritz" always brought down the house with Lol and Steve Broughton's choreography.
A great, underrated band! The first big write-up they got in America was via ROCKET MAGAZINE, edited by Ronald L. Smith. Thanks, ROCKET. CITY BOY, fronted by Lol and Steve, featured Mike Slamer on lead guitar, Max Thomas on keyboards, Chris Dunn on bass, and on drums (and lead vocal once in a while) Roy Ward
A mummy and a lot of mysterious secrets keep Charlie and #1 son busy in this one. Co-stars are James Hong, Bruce Seton, William Franklyn, Virginia Keiley, Harold Scott, Amy Dalby and Rupert Davies. Script by Richard Grey. Directed by Don Chaffey.
What's eating the boxer before the big fight? Dames? Gangsters? Fear? It's up to McGraw to investigate.
This episode has some classic character actors, including oily, thin-mustache'd Lou Krugman as "WAYGO," and comic weasel Sid Tomack as Pete the newsstand guy. Plus Perry Lopez, Joe De Santis, Sue England, Jan Harrison and Michael Fox. Script by Seeleg Lester, who would go on to supervise the Perry Mason scripts.
Bud and Lou are taking a train to New York to do a sketch with Lizabeth Scott. On the way, Bud does the "pick a number" bit, and "two tens for a five."
Amid the tried-and-true routines, here's Lizabeth Scott (constantly called "ELIZABETH" by Lou). Maybe THAT is why she plants a kiss on Bud instead. WOW. Wordplay? Yes, you get that, too, as Lizabeth (catchier first name than her real one, Emma) confuses Lou with her "mules."
No songs or filler, just pure "lay it in their laps" (as Bud used to say) comedy gold!
Script by veteran A&C writer John Grant, with some help from the 3 Stooges scripter Elwood Ullman!
Dan Blocker gets a chance to leave the Ponderosa and show his talents in sketch comedy. Probably the most beautiful sitcom star of the Golden TV era was Cara Williams, who had a hit with "Pete and Gladys" opposite Harry Morgan. Several others were like Cara, and tried to get laughs without losing their dignity. These include Ann Sothern, Donna Reed and Betty White. The straight man here is Henry Fonda!
Paul, now famous for "Bye Bye Birdie" as well as his "sick comedy" album "Recently Released," plays a tense family man who is also a compulsive shutterbug. Paul's vinyl is reviewed and anntated in "The Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," and his story in "Who's Who in Comedy" and "Stars of Stand-Up" all by comedy authority Ronald L. Smith
When television first appeared, some were worried that "they can see us." No, no, that's your computer, which can turn on its video camera and spy on you! In these more innocent days, DICK VAN DYKE plays it for laughs, as the all-seeing TV. Why, he was at the zenith of his comedy powers.
Broadcast September 27, 1962. It's a difficult night for the student nurses, as Mrs. Yanopoulos (Viveca Lindfors, in a powerful performance) faces possible death due to a difficult pregnancy. Meanwhile, her pregnant roomie, venomously sulky Joey Heatherton, is making matters worse.
Zina Bethune stars as student nurse Gail Lucas, and Spookylorre dedicates this episode to her. After "The Nurses," Zina became involved in teaching dance, founding Bethune Theatredanse and then Dance Outreach, which gave disabled kids a chance to express themselves. Her untimely death at age 66 came when she saw a wounded animal on Forest Lawn Drive near Griffith Park. She stopped the car to try and help, got out, and was the victim of a hit and run that knocked her into the path of a second car coming in the opposite direction.
Also appearing in this episode: Shirl Coway, Ruth McDevitt, Arthur Hill, Hilda Simms, Elisabeth Fraser, Diana Sands and Morgan Sterne.
Stark, intelligently written, well-acted drama, from the same company that gave us "The Defenders."
The genius Phil Ochs wrote all kinds of songs, including satirical ones. Here are two that lightened up the 1976 Felt Forum Tribute Show, which featured brilliant, serious performances by Tim Hardin, Dave Van Ronk, Jim Glover, Melanie and many others.
Oscar Brand, who died at age 96 in 2016, was a legend. He re-discovered and adapted folk songs (including his series of “Bawdy” ones) and made dozens of albums. He also had an incredibly long-running radio show that gave exposure to both the traditional folkies, and the new wave that included Phil Ochs and Judy Henske. As many have done, Oscar chooses to update Phil’s original lyrics a bit.
Half of the Weavers showed up: Pete Seeger and Fred Hellerman. Both of these guys had a great sense of humor. On the “On Tour” album, the Weavers offered up some tunes that are still very funny, from Pete’s “Talking Blues” to Fred’s take on “The Frozen Logger.”
In the TelePromptr age, it's easy to just go up there and sing, but in 1976, you had to memorize those songs. On a "one-off" evening, you also had to be aware of where the microphone is when you swing your guitar. This makes for some added hilarity during Pete and Fred's true ragtime (banjo!) take on "Draft Dodger Rag."
Pete Seeger died at 94 in 2014, leaving behind an immense legacy that included totally re-working obscure folk songs (“Wimoweh”) and creating an enduring classic melding music to The Bible (“Turn Turn Turn”). He was a tireless performer for worthy causes, and a challenging, controversial figure. This included performing his Vietnam protest song “Waste Deep in the Big Muddy” when TV networks were intent on banning him. He was no stranger to blacklists. His pal Fred Hellerman, who died at 89 in 2016, was the last survivor of the legendary Weavers group, which included Lee Hays and Ronnie Gilbert. Ronnie covered two of Phil Ochs’ songs (“What’s That I Hear” and “Power and the Glory”) and you can find those on this YouTube channel.
The old 50's sitcoms were formulated: an entire episode to one situation. "Life with Elizabeth" often tried to be different. Here, several different situations make up the show: a problem with buying weird antiques, the joys of going out, and lastly, wackiness with Mr. Fuddy (played by Ray Erlenborn). "Life with Elizabeth" should've lasted longer than it did (1953-55).
Betty White, known for her love of animals, shows her PETA-leanings early in her career! On this sitcom (1953-55) she demonstrates the warmth and caring that endeared her to so many fans. She feels sorry for the lobster that she's supposed to cook for dinner, and even gives him a name....
Betty's first sitcom (1953-55) shows she already had the charm and beauty of a star. The bits of "mime" go back to the silent day (announcer Jack Narz talking directly to Elizabeth) but the comedy is in the new mode of "TV sitcom." And what situations she gets into....
To the old bar tune "One for my Baby (One More For The Road)" we "Meet McGraw." He's a crime fighter played by Frank Lovejoy (1912-1962). Frank's best known for noir movies ("In a Lonely Place," "The Hitch Hiker") and radio fans might remember "Night Beat." The Bronx born tough guy lasted battled "Broken Arrow" and "To Tell The Truth" for viewers, and a hard boiled detective show seemed like a good alternative. After 42 episodes (1958-59) the show ended, and oddly, few of them have survived in good condition.
Lovejoy said at the time, "I kind of like this guy McGraw. He's not a superman. He's just a guy who tries to do the best he can, and is interested in saving his own neck quite frequently....I don't win all the fights I get into....I don't always knock out the villain. Sometimes he knocks me out."
To the interviewer, Dorothy Roe, he offered a gallant remark about ladies: "I don't treat all women as if they were just bodies. I prefer to view them as people. Some of them can even be good companions, with a sense of humor, and an understanding of fair play. Lots of women are regular guys." At the time, he was married to "regular guy" actress Joan Banks.
Our McGraw sample is "The Ballerina," about a dancer and the shady guy she loves. It features Hans Conried, Ainslie Pryor, Joyce Vanderveen, Ron Hargrave, Darlene Fields and Glen Vernon.
Arthur Hill is back in the courtroom as Owen Marshall. Lee Majors is his right hand man. Guest stars Barry Sullivan, John Larch and Tim Matheson. Directed by Harry Falk. It's death at the frat house -- and you'll recognize Ed Begley Jr. at the opening scene's frat party. Farrah makes a brief appearance at the beginning, too
They slap each other five. They're having a good time, this Jewish nightclub singer and this Black trumpet player and vocalist. Sounds like harmony. They're singing about New Orleans and The Birth of the Blues
Written by Tony Barrett, and featuring #1 son James Hong, plus Patricia Burke, Leonard Sachs, Tom Macaulay, Arnold Marle, Keith Pyott and Rupert Davies
Betty White's genius begins 60 years ago, when she breaks the mold of sitcoms (her previous "Life with Elizabeth") and comes up with a sitcom-variety show that's part sketches and part songs. Her cast includes formidable foil Reta Shaw, Jack Benny's loopy pal Frank Nelson, and novelty singer Jimmy Boyd. Also here, spooky beauty Gloria Talbot and Sheila James (later of "Dobie Gillis" and "Broadside") and one of the first "out" politicians, still with us at 77 and known as Sheila Kuehl
The co-stars in this episode are Raymond Huntley, Walter Gotell, Carl Jaffe, Dervis Ward and Tony Thawnton.
60 Years ago, and several years after her first sitcom "Time for Elizabeth," the legendary Betty White had her name in the title of a new show. "The Betty White Show" was an interesting hybrid of sitcom sketches and sometimes songs.
Jay Lawrence (born Jay Storch, April 24, 1924 – June 18, 1987) gained some fame, as his brother Larry did, via mimcry. Larry invented the "Judy Judy Judy" trademark for imitating Cary Grant. Jay got a few minutes in "Stalag 17" to do some mimicry to amuse the prisoners of war. The following year, he made this appearance on the Colgate Comedy Hour. "Jay Bird" was also a disc jockey at KYW-AM in Cleveland, and had guest spots in sitcoms including "Get Smart" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
Vintage PSA's from No Respect Rodney Dangerfield, Half of the Odd Couple Tony Randall, The Price is Right's Bob Barker, and Star Trek's George Takei
When Jackie was hot...somehow his attempt at a sitcom was not. Was it really given a fair chance? NO. It was considered as quirky as Dr. Brown's Celery Tonic. Jackie was used to this. His amusing Broadway sitcom "A Teaspoon Every 4 Hours" only had one performance (a crime, considering he was funny and Lee Meredith was gorgeous) and his movie "The Stoolie" was underappreciated at the time. Jackie Mason: a unique, original comic personality.
The Golden Girl, Betty White has had a variety of sitcoms, playing it mean ("Mary Tyler Moore Show") or lovably bewildered. In between she's done hilarious commercials, taught dance via record albums, starred in dramas, and of course, was the Queen of Password. Here's her first sitcom, to the right of manic Lucille Ball, and gently askew from Cara Williams and Donna Reed and other housewives
The serious side of Weird Al is explored by the man who also sought out new civilizations! An interesting therapy session here.
12 in the series, teleplay by Lee Erwin, original story by Kenneth Enochs, featuring James Hong, Ivan Craig, Victor Beaumont, Peter Dyneley, Lisa Daniely, Thomas Gallagher and Henry Vidon
11 in the series, written by Gene Wang, and featuring James Hong, Patricia Marmont, Mary Steele, Rupert Davies, David Oxley and John Longden.
Co-stars in this Charlie Chan episode are Philip Ahn, John Beradino, Jean Willes and Harry Shannon
HANS CONRIED is "The Great Salvos" the amazing nightclub entertainer - before he hosted "Fractured Flickers" or played "Snidely Whiplash" or "Uncle Tonoose." Also in the cast: Maria Palmer, James Hong, Ralph Moody, Damian O'Flynn and Pat Colby.
Heres's the special promotional announcement Jerry Lewis sent to radio stations, promoting Ronnie Deauville. The handsome, talented singer's career seemed doomed when he was struck down by polio. His return to singing was a miracle. Signed to Era Records, he offered up a new single which Jerry promoted on radio and TV. Jerry sent radio stations a single: his message on one side, and Ronnie's new song on the other. Due to clearance issues, that song isn't available for YouTube use, so another great one, "King of Fools" is substituted. Ronnie made several TV appearances, mostly with the camera focused on him from the waist up. It was usually only in human interest TV news reports that he was seen in his wheelchair.
"Ayyy, boss. What happens if there's an A-Bomb attack?" "Revelli, all you need to know is in this 60 second bit of advice from Groucho!"
Another vintage episode, this one directed by Don Chaffey and produced by Rudolph Flothow. Featuring James Hong and Peter Dyneley. And yes, James Bond and vintage Avengers fans, here’s an early (1957) appearance for Honor Blackman
Comedy and song: Sheila MacRae opens with her Dinah Shore. John Byner and Rich Little double down with their Dean Martin mimicry. Marilyn Michaels trumps them with 3 Queens: Eartha Kitt, Connie Francis and Barbra Streisand
A worried Bernadette Peters learns about "slightly padded" bras, while confident Jane Russell extols the benefits of a bra for the "full figured" woman. Playtex also made what comedian Davey Bold called "hinder binders," and you see a few choice items guaranteed to make it look like at least five pounds have been magically removed from milady's torso. Yes, the Playtex "LIVING" Bra is on display, too.
The comedy team of Jack Burns and Avery Schreiber -- this time, it's their "PANHANDLER" bit. They would soon become political and record a Watergate comedy album. For more on Burns & Schreiber vinyl, check out the annotated Goldmine Comedy Record Price by comedy expert Ronald L. Smith. After the routine, a vintage Playtex ad followed. What nostalgia.
Virginia Gregg, Liam Sullivan, Lowell Gilmore and Dayton Lummis are in the supporting cast for this Charlie Chan adventure. J. Carroll Naish stars. Teleplay by Richard Grey.
J. Carroll Naish took over from the film versions Warner Oland, Sidney Toler and Roland Winters. Like TV's first series Sherlock Holmes (Ronald Howard), Naish's Chan mysteriously vanished when it could have settled in for a few years of fun. Character actor Dabbs Greer is the major guest star in this episode.
Burt Reynolds' first starring TV role was as John Hawk, a Native American working the night shift as a NYC detective.
Gritty drama was not going to rival Ed Sullivan and Red Skelton, but ABC was developing some tough shows (NYPD, Felony Squad) and critics had liked "Naked City" and "Johnny Staccato" among others.
ABC took a chance, but not much. HAWK ran from September to December in 1966, and was shut down. There weren't enough episodes for syndication. It got one brief re-run as a "summer" series, then went back into the vaults.
It remains, from Kenyon Hopkins' eerie vocalise theme to the literally dark views of the city at night, to the loving close-ups of Burt's remarkable face, a long lost gem. Hawk is one of the best characters he ever played. The scripts were gripping, too, in portraying the low life scum, psychos and desperate criminals lurking in a town where the mayor shrugged and left it to the cops.
John Hawk rarely smiled, and he didn't flirt quite so much with the hot babes, as later Burt characters did, but he was, and is memorable. It would've been nice if, in Burt's lifetime, this show got a DVD box set tribute.
It's Kopykats time -- intense David Frost is Howard Cosell interviewing Truman Capote. Next up, Frank Gorshin does his Yankee Doodle Dandy imitation of James Cagney, introducing a fleet of ladies...Carol Channing, Marlene Dietrich, Phyllis Diller, Mae West and others...all played by Edie Adams. Edie appeared in only one episode of the show, with the female impersonations usually going to Marilyn Michaels, and sometimes Sheila MacRae and Debbie Reynolds
Gentleman Steverino lets guest star Tallulah Bankhead and top banana Tom Poston get the main laughs in this bit of comic claustrophobia.
The good thing about low-budget cable shows, is that the guests CHOOSE to be on, and don't have the pressure to perform. They can be themselves. This is pretty much how Frank Gorshin was, if you had a chance to spend time with him; polite, easy-going, not "on," or hiding behind impressions. He did have his own personality, which doesn't fit the stereotype of the desperate mimic or vent.
Shecky (Sheldon) Greene may be one of the greatest Vegas comedians of all time. With a late night audience he could build momentum, ad-lib and really kill 'em. Variety TV posed constricting problems, but he still had sure-fire bits he could use. Just why some comics assumed a hand-on-stomach posture...who knows. Encourage belly laughs?
After years of living down his early gangster movies, Edward G. Robinson was ultimately respected as one of the great actors of his time. Unusual for any variety show, here's a chance for some cultural recitation: "A Lincoln Portrait," abridged a bit for the constraints of Prime Time. As usual, the annoying timing strip has been muted, as the flashing numbers can be distracting.
Jackie Gayle was almost a cliche of the 50's-60's stand-up, but he got the job done. He got the laughs. Along with Jack Carter and other Jackies, Jackie Gayle was reliable on tightly-timed variety shows. Considering that these shows often gave a comic only FIVE minutes to introduce, ingratiate and build jokes, what Jackie did was a unique art form. As always, the annoying revolving timing-strip is muted
Some will cringe at the ethnic comedy here, but what saved Louis Nye, Bill Dana, and others in the 60's was that good nature and not malice was behind the laughs. Broad ethnic comedy is still with us, but apparently ok if somebody ethnic makes fun of their own. Nye was known for his "Gordon Hathaway" fey character on Steve Allen's show, and often performed stand-up satirizing a variety of the button-down Madison Avenue ad-men types. He even made some record albums. (For more on that aspect, check "The Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," well annotated, by Ronald L. Smith, also author of Who's Who in Comedy)
Lou Costello's daughter promotes her wonderful memoir. Also on the show: Robert Walker Jr. (son of Robert Walker and Jennifer Jones) and Michelle Walker, who offers a song between interview segments.
And yes, interviewer Skip E. Lowe was immortalized via Martin Short's parody "Jiminy Glick."
Marcel Marceau, the Chaplin on stage pantomime, transcended his art form. Even those not too amused by mimes recognized his genius. He was a favorite of Red Skelton, and could charm audiences of all types and nationalities. A war hero, a kind gentleman, an inventive comedian and a perfectionist who rehearsed constantly and also taught others how to perform, Marceau was a truly admirable man.
NOTE: about 4 minutes in, for about 90 seconds, you're hearing "Karl Scheit-Johann Sebastian Bach: Prelude for Lute." If you would like to hear the whole thing, check the CD "Masterpieces Of The Classical Guitar" and other compilations. Rights are administered by Koch Entertainment. (Somehow Fred Astaire didn't mention this at the time! And Marcel....not a word!)
Tim Conway always worked well with others, and in ensemble casts. He recorded two early comedy albums with radio's Ernie Anderson. He was of course part of "McHale's Navy" and "The Carol Burnett Show." Here's Tim as a pretty button-downed hippie! "Do you smoke bananas???"
A lot of great stars knew that if Corbett Monica was their opening act, the crowd would be warmed up and smiling. The guy was such a pleasant, inoffensive performer! Sammy Davis Jr., and Dean Martin both used him to open shows, as well as Liza Minnelli, Sandler & Young and the team of Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gormé. Naturally Steve and Eydie brought him a long when they hosted variety shows. Most also remember him for playing Joey Bishop's manager on Joey's sitcom.
Oh, the Halloween Horrors! Creepy comedy!
Let's not spoil the surprises...as some of our "monsters" turn out to have the voices of some well known singers (British and Broadway) and comedians!
For the record, Tony Curtis stars as Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi) and Frank Gorshin emerges as Frankenstein's monster (Boris Karloff). Somehow Jack Benny and Rochester (George Kirby) get into the dungeon lab, along with Marilyn Michaels. Mad, mad monsters!
And it all begins with Rich Little as a rather fey Vincent Price.
In a variation on GASLIGHT, it's the woman trying to drive her husband nuts!
Marilyn Michaels, in full "Peter Peter" mode, plays Bette Davis. Tony Curtis does his favorite (and possibly only) impression: Tony Curtis.
Is Bette trying to drive the man to a breakdown? It doesn't help when her twin is...Flip Wilson's Geraldine (George Kirby) and out of of the blue is somebody singing Frankie Laine's "Mule Train."
It's all introduced by Frank Gorshin as Alfred Hitchcock! Very wacky stuff.
Here's some bizarre fun: Rich Little and Tony Curtis "double-date" in drag, playing Daphne and Josephine from "Some Like it Hot."
George Carlin opens with his "Hair" poem -- as he tried to explain his shift from clean-cut comic to a "hippie dippie" favorite on college campuses. He's interviewed, as is Linda Ronstadt, who also performs a song. This is "nostalgia" now, but it sure beats a lot of what's "entertainment" today!
Is Wednesday's child full of woe? Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law was an interesting legal drama. Rather than murders or flashy cases of social issues (Perry Mason, The Defenders, Sam Benedict) the focus was on family drama, people in conflict, and how a caring lawyer can help solve the problems. Pat Boone gives a sympathetic performance as the man fighting against charges that could end his career and separate him from his son. Episode first broadcast November 1973. Nancy Malone co-stars. Lee Majors appears briefly.
What Groucho remembered most about his March 3rd, 1965 appearance on "Hollywood Palace," was that his longtime co-star Margaret Dumont died three days later.
At 82, she looks fine as she once again confronts her nemesis.
Aside from this TV appearance, Groucho recorded “Hooray for Captain Spaulding” on a 10" ep for Decca, which also included, among others, “I’m Dr. Hackenbush” and “Go West,” two novelty songs cut from “A Day at the Races” and “Go West.”
Also recording, for Vee-Jay (aka VJ) was Groucho's daughter Melinda Marx, now 72 (she had a birthday in August of 2018). Her singles were actually pretty nice, but she wasn't that interested in rivaling Petula Clark or anyone else. 1965 was her last year of pop singing, and despite Pop's encouragement over the years (several appearances on "You Bet Your Life,") Melinda would eventually give up acting as well, and show business entirely.
Here's the two MARX segments of the show...Groucho's “Captain Spaulding“ routine, and stick around for Melinda singing, and then doing a duet with Dad.
A tribute to Ray Charles and Lena Horne, both very much alive at the time, from those Kopykats GEORGE KIRBY and MARILYN MICHAELS. A bit o' Lena, then a bit o' solo Ray, and then together. (And please, let's not call the PC police on Marilyn. Back then, actresses were allowed to play any type of part, because they were actresses. It's what they did. Billy Crystal used to do a great Sammy Davis Jr.!)
You always wanted to be a star, right? Carl Reiner gives you your BIG CHANCE. His stage directions flash at the bottom of the screen. Your dialogue's there, too.
YOU star in "Johnny Came Marching Home" opposite STEVE MARTIN, PAM DAWBER and MICHAEL YORK.
It's 'Playhouse Minus One," a variation on the old "Music Minus One" record albums, where an orchestra backed YOU playing piano. Or whatever.
Any of you remember the CO-STAR record series? Similar idea. Each record contained a script for you to follow. Vincent Price, Basil Rathbone, Tallulah Bankhead, Slapsy Maxie Rosenbloom, Fernando Lamas and others read their lines, leaving space for YOUR reply. Lotta fun!
Get ready! THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE....
The DINO VINO show has some wacky oldies for you, from "Can't Take My Eyes off Of You" (with Jonny and Eddie Albert in wigs) to an appearance by Kathryn Grayson (Jonny again), Eddie Albert in a Danny Kaye red rug, and a lot more weirdness.
Back to Back segments with ROWLF the comic Muppet dog. Not an insult comic dog, just a pure fun dog. And songs, too. Includes "The Best Things In Life are Free." And, sometimes, free on YouTube.
William Demerest was a vaudevillian, an actor in many classic movies (including "The Jolson Story") and replaced William Frawley on "My Three Sons." His surprisingly feisty humor livened up some talk shows. At 87, he's Groucho-honest about the "joys" of old age. He's not too big on nostalgia either. He'd be miserable except he's having a great time getting laughs! That's Estelle Winwood on the left (95 years old, and memorable as the flatulent assistant to Miss Marbles in the late Neil Simon's "Murder by Death"). On the right, Pat O'Brien. No nonsense? Plenty of it, and he leaves everyone doubled over with a golf anecdote.
The little spook drops in on Gertrude Berg's chemistry class. No, this isn't "The Goldbergs." Molly Goldberg has left Mrs. Bloom and her neighbors to go to college. This, Berg's second sitcom wasn't a hit, despite the occasional guest star. Peter was born Laszlo Lowenstein, and Gertrude was originally Tillie Edelstein. Lift a stein and salute these two great talents!
February 1966: one of the rare TV appearances of the legendary Rogge Sisters. Dora, Vera and Gerda appeared in circus shows around the world: Circus Krone in Germany, Circus Knie in Switzerland, Kelvin Hall in Scotland, and Tower Circus in Blackpool, England. When Dora dropped out, Juliette Foster joined up, and they appeared with Ringling Bros/Barnum & Bailey. The act looked easy, but was dangerous. In September of 1963, at a Barnum circus performance, one of the sisters fell off her ball, and needed medical attention. But, worse problems happen off-stage. The act apparently came to an end after a trailer fire took the life of Vera Rogge. Today, most gyms have huge rubber balls for a variety of healthy exercises. Getting on top of one and dancing is not usually encouraged.
Cross the Broadway show CATS with, oh, the dancer-legend Catwoman Julie Newmar, and you still don't get Liliane. She was unique. She died June 29th in NYC, at 85. After beginning her career as a ballerina, and getting bit parts in movie musicals, she found fame at the Folies Bergere, and as a Vegas headliner. She won a Tony award on Broadway for "Nine," (1982) and another nomination for "Grand Hotel," (1990) and delighted audiences around the world with her own one-woman show.
Bette Davis adds some feminist culture and class to 60's TV via this appearance, and ends up trading some banter with Vince Edwards, aka Ben Casey. But no, she can't get him to say "Dr. Kildare" or "Richard Chamberlain!"
Some fun moments here. A typical variety show song and dance takes an amusing turn. And once Liza's turned heads, she does a Rodgers and Hart novelty tune with Vince Edwards
Joan had probably just released her first album, "Mr. Phyllis" (the title bit was about her hairdresser) when she offered this stand-up routine. Toward the end, host Vince Edwards shares some gags.
Fat Jack goes country, turning up with Jimmy Dean, and then sketching with Pat McCormick about ink blots. Fast on his feet for a big man, Jack E. Leonard could've been signed by the Bolshoi Ballet. Well...he has some moves
George Carlin's first solo album (a previous one featured the comedy team of Carlin and Burns) was recorded November, 1966 in Detroit. It was called Take-Offs and Put-Ons and featured dozens of subway-photo-booth-sized pix of George making faces. George's contract came after his early TV exposure, including this one with his "Indian Sergeant" bit (also on the album) from March of 1966.
50 years ago, Pat Morita billed himself as "The Hip Nip," and his act was all about the novelty of being an Asian comedian.
Tony Randall's awkward introduction shows just how much of a novelty it was. Morita's act was as strongly ethnic as his contemporary Godfrey Cambridge.
His career remained mostly involved in ethnic roles, from "The Karate Kid" to a recurring character on "MASH" who could speak Yiddish and joke about his relative "Pish Posh" and, playing a Korean, not being involved in hari kari ("That's Japanese. We don't do that schtick!")
Great talent, great personality in everything he did.
The time code on the top has been muted a bit, as the revolving numbers are pretty distracting.
Answering a request, here's an example of what some thought was entertainment 50 years ago: a muzzled (and probably de-clawed) bear being used for comedy. "The Hangman" does most of the work, but the bear was taught (beaten?) to do some rudimentary movies that could look like throws.
PETA would tell you it isn't "ethical" to use animals this way. It seems this is a bit of a grayzone, as some animals (the talking parrots, the America's Got Talent trick dogs) seem to have owners who do love them and what's going on is pure play.
Many grew up enjoying the antics of "Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution" or "Mr. Ed." Sometimes it's a tough call. Other times, when one sees hidden camera footage of orangutangs being beaten, or circus animals caged up, there's no question this is uncivilized behavior.
Now Conan had a bear on his show that could do ONE trick. But, uh, that was a guy in a bear costume, and he really wasn't doing that trick. One hopes.
If you can get through the bear necessities of observing TV entertainment way back when, you're rewarded with some Supreme music
PS, the logo here is not large out of ego, it's masking the more annoying revolving timecode that counted out the milliseconds or precise editing and timing of the broadcast
The amazing Rich Little ends by doing Jack Benny and then George Burns for George. Rich also does David Brinkley (you remember), Alfred Hitchcock, Jack Paar, Gregory Peck and Richard Burton
Dropping his last name, and not wanting to be confused with an American history figure, Patrick Henry Scarnato became PAT HENRY. It's been said that Bobby Cole was Frank's favorite saloon singer, and most certainly, Pat Henry his favorite opening act. Pat was on the road with Frank for 20 years, and even got roles in some Sinatra movies. This clip is being uploaded on Pat's birthday (August 28th) as a kind of salute. Pat Henry (August 28, 1924-February 18, 1982). Stay through to the end, and remember those "three words" and you'll always have money....
Great nostalgia from Edgar and Charlie...and look who's here, 18 year-old Candice Bergen.
Jonny’s a big shot businessman B.B. Bendlestiff, drawlin’ Ludlow Bushmat, gay Carling Crutchlow, and old Maude Frickert.
They're worth much more than 2 bits! Here's that rare combo of Don Adams and Arte Johnson in two sketches. During the commercial break when they change costumes, you get a commercial from "Walter Mitty" sports author George Plimpton. Why not. Besides, he was a really nice guy.
Andy Griffith brings the Groucho Marx fave "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" to life, and then does a routine with Dean Martin. Beloved Andy could sing, dance, act in dramas, and perform monologues. What a multi-talented guy.
Joey was only 19 when she offered up this amazing Dance version of "Frankie and Johnny," with...Dan Rowan's partner DIck Martin. Look at how Joey moves and sings, and with clothes on. Today, Jenners and Kardashians make a fortune with no talent at all.
Along with Jack Paar and Johnny Carson, Dean Martin loved Jonny, and had him on the show as often as possible. A favorite character of Winters was Ohio's Elwood P. Suggins.
Jackie Mason, 1967. Great, brash comedy from Jackie, and he even tosses in his "psychiatrist bit," until he gets a sign that it's time to go. He remembers when a "two minute warning" and a feisty ad-lib got him into trouble on the Sullivan show, so he wraps it up, fast.
The Bergen & McCarthy for Baby Boomers, Paul Winchell and Jerry Mahoney were beloved kiddie entertainers who were also able to make adults laugh, too. Here's an example, a pretty zany sketch with Paul's "Ben Chaseme" operating on Jerry, "Dr. Soreback," complete with Sam Jaffe-style Dr. Zorba hair! Vaudeville-style skits of pure wackiness...it would be nice to see a little more of that, but where? SNL?
Marty Allen and Steve Rossi. They were always reliable with their Q&A gags, and this time, the angle is Marty the Golfer.
Thanks to "Hollywood and the Stars," here's some clips of Rita Hayworth "in motion." Joseph Cotten's to Rita, and so do we all.
Note...a woman doesn't have to be a Kardashian idiot and pose naked in order to be sexy. Rita maintains some mystery and she's still alluring in scenes films decades ago.
Verklempt about Werner? Then enjoy this assortment...his Award speeches, two interviews talking about Hogan's Heroes, and his Batman cameo.
1.2. - Werner's humble Emmy Awards moments (Steve Allen's "Seymour Berns" gag is a reference to the award show's producer.) 3-4 - 13 minute and 5 minute interview clips on "Hogan's Heroes" 5 - Da da da da da da da da da...BATMAN cameo.
Werner was a remarkable guy; the son of a famous conductor, he came to America and, yes, served on OUR side in WW2. He often played villains in films and TV (aw, he got sadistic with Mort Sahl on a "Thriller" episode) and found enduring fame as Colonel Klink, the commandant.
Unlike some others, Klemperer was glad to be known for a TV role and didn't resent being in the Klink as far as most of the public was concerned. He continued to work in the theater and take on a variety of interesting acting assignments.
He was, along with John Banner and Robert Clary, Jewish, and didn't feel his show glorified the enemy or made them lovable. The show remains popular in syndication...and still controversial.
Some quick schtick on stage. Sammy models his Liberace-inspired attire, and the tireless pianist decides to kick up his heels
As you'd know if you thumbed through the "Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide" (heavily annotated with samples from the records), Lee Tully began doing "kosher comedy." Yiddish Eli Basse songs such as "Oomglick Blues" and "Litvak and Galitz" turn up on his first album, "Seltzer on the Rocks." He expanded for more mainstream comedy for his two-record contract with Jubilee, which coincided with his expanded touring all over America
They're worth much more than two bits! Here's that rare combo of Don Adams and Arte Johnson. During the commercial break when they change costumes, you get a commercial from "Walter Mitty" sports author George Plimpton. Why not. Besides, he was a really nice guy.
From her "I Dream of Jeannie" days -- the vivacious and wholeseomely beautiful Barbara Eden. She ends doing a bit of banter with Don Adams, who adds one of the gags from his "Don Adams Live" comedy album
Ripping fellow comics was easy for Don, but here's more of a challenge...taking on a beloved actor in Jimmy Stewart, and Governor Ronald Reagan
Bob Newhart's breakthrough routine, now considered un-PC, was about a nervous driving instructor dealing with a female driver. For fun, how about the monologue WITH an actual lady? No, that's not fun. Make the lady...DEAN MARTIN in drag. Dino was known for minimal rehearsal time, so he pretty much ad-libbed what he would do.
The act from Argentina was known as "Alfredo Landon and His Midgets," and featured two of what Billy Barty would've called "little people." Manager Bert Jonas, who had an office at 1650 Broadway, booked them all over the world. They were quite often in America in the late 40's and 50's in circus venues, like the Shrine Circus in Toledo and various shows in Florida. Landon apparently also worked solo as a clown. (The revolving time-stamp in the corner has been muted, as the whirling numbers counting every milli-second tend to be a distraction).
Roy and Dale run through a variety of songs ("When It's Roundup Time in Texas," "When Payday Rolls Around" "Skip to My Lou" "Put your Little Foot," "I'll Hold You In My Heart") and close with HAPPY TRAILS. But...that's not all. Adam West comes in for a wacky melody that blends country and pop tunes. "Deep in the Heart of...San Francisco!"
And now...the ventriloquism of FRED ROBY. He does the "distinct voice" bit, not too different from Senor Wences' "Pedro in the box" routine. He talks to "Johnny," which curiously, was the name Senor Wences used for his literal hand puppet with the wig on top. Yes, Fred segues into a wigged puppet character of his own.
The Swiss-born French-speaking International star is still with us. For more information, check his website: http://www.fred-roby.com/
Here's one of George's most famous early routines...the tough Indian Sergeant who speaks with a New Yawk accent. The brown rectangle at the top is masking a whirling "time stamp," which was usually on the master tape the directors and editors worked with. It's a bit annoying to see the milli-seconds spin, like a car speedometer going a thousand miles an hour. George's bit is on his RCA album.
One of the favorite comedy teams of the 60's, Jack Burns and Avery Schreiber were best known for their cab routine. Both had plenty of solo work (Burns turned up on "The Andy Griffith Show," and Avery might still be remembered as the comic villain trying to own "My Mother the Car'). They made a few comedy albums (check Goldmine's Comedy Record Price Guide by Ronald L. Smith) and their career is also chronicled in "Stars of Stand-up Comedy" (Garland) and "Who's Who in Comedy" (Facts on File)
Gene Baylos, nearly making it to 100 (Nov 16, 1906 – Jan 10, 2005) was a Friars Club denizen in New York, and a veteran who hung around with Berle, Henny, Jan Murray, Norm Crosby....everybody but Jerry Lewis,
Gene complained that Jerry "stole" his act, or at least copied his "schtick." Gene was the kind of comic who'd walk out on stage, say "I was just at the dentist's office," and spray Chiclets out of his mouth.
He was mostly a dependable warm-up act (for Dinah Shore among others) but in his prime, was a headline attraction.
Here's another classic: Jose the Spy (a variation appears on the "Bill Dana in Las Vegas" album). This was very timely, given the "spy craze" for James Bond films, and TV's "Man from UNCLE," "I Spy," and "Get Smart."
A version of this routine, titled "Judo Instructor," appears on the "Bill Dana in Las Vegas" Kapp album, with Andrew Duncan as the straight man. Here, MILTON BERLE questions Jose, the KARATE EXPERT who also knows Ju-Jitsu. If he was around now, Jose might kick Conor McGregor's ass!
This 1956 episode of the "20th Century Fox Hour" features...PETER LORRE. The little spook has Ricardo Montalban and Eduard Franz in the cast. Based on the L.C. Moyzisch book "Operation Cicero" (which was made into the film "5 Fingers") teleplay by Ben Feiner Jr, directed by Hubert Cornfield. Yes, Cornfield. Batman fans: yes, that's "Alfred" - Alan Napier playing Travers. Author Ludwig Carl Moyzisch (played by Lorre) did his spy work at the Nazi Germany Embassy in Ankara, Turkey in 1943...same year Peter Lorre was earning praise for appearing in "Casablanca"
He had comedy chops, good looks, but not much luck with sitcoms. "King of the Building" stars Richard Lewis, famous for his neurotic stand-up act. Also in the cast is a favorite on the club circuit is "Pit Bull" Bobby Slayton. Once you get past the terrible theme song, it's time for Richard...playing the guy everyone in the apartment building calls when there's an emergency.
Actual quotes from Donald Trump...but, let's see if the panel can fill in the last words! This cheeky game of "wisecrack lines from celebrity autobiographies" is a regular feature of "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue," the long-running (decades!) UK radio show. Jack Dee is the host, reading Trump's actual quotes, but leaving off the last line. Supplying them: Barry Cryer, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, and taking the guest seat, Sandi Toksvig. She takes special delight in this one. You're spared the next feature, Swannee-Kazoo, where the panelists play popular songs on their most unpopular of instruments.
Boris Karloff and Basil Rathbone support Julie Harris, who plays Joan of Arc in: Jean Anouilh's THE LARK, adapted by Lillian Hellman. The kinescope (filmed from the screen) features supporting actors Eli Wallach, Denholm Elliott, Michael Higgins, Harold Winston, Elspeth March and Jack Warden. It was broadcast February 10th 1957. Karloff was nominated for a Tony Award, for the original stage production that was on Broadway in 1955. The original Broadway production featured Karloff, Harris and Higgins, along with Christopher Plummer, Paul Roebling and Bruce Gordon.
"All in the Family" allowed Jean Stapleton not only financial security, but stardom. She was now sought after for a wide range of roles, ranging from comedy to one-woman theatricals. Some were surprised she didn't actually have a "dingbat" New Yawk accent! Here, she's in character as a very eccentric lecturer...
Cher is a "scamp, camp, and a bit of a tramp..." as she does her parodies of "Forever Amber" and "Sadie Thompson," with ANDY GRIFFITH.
It's a wacky DICK TRACY cartoon, featuring one of his non-PC assistants, Joe Jitsu. Joe was voiced by character comedian Benny Rubin. The Peter Lorre-styled voice for Flattop was supplied by the great Paul Frees. This is not a "No copyright infringement is intended, I just like this" item. It is uploaded with the consent of NBCU/Dreamworks Kids International .
Sharp episode of "Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law," featuring Arthur Hill and Lee Majors. A sex therapist is accused with sleeping with one of his patients. Joan Hotchkis (once Oscar Madison's girlfriend on "The Odd Couple") is the therapist's wife. Michael Tolan is the therapist, with strong performances by Roger C. Carmel as the opposing attorney, and Nancy Malone as the accuser.
Don Rickles made a cameo appearance in "For the Love Of It," but it didn't help the film get much attention. Adam West, Henry Gibson and Lori Shannon (the drag star known for an episode of "All in the Family") also had cameo roles. Don plays the lethal and villainous owner of a toy company. His name is JOY and yeah, he's got the buzzer to prove it.
"Brenner" was an obscure series starring Edward Binns. One episode, "The Tragic Flute" was intended to be spun off into another series, "Charlie Paradise" starring Ron Randell. Script by Peter Stone (1930-2003) who wrote episodes of "The Defenders" and "Asphalt Jungle," and is best known for his many movie screenplays including "Charade" and "Father Goose," both starring Cary Grant. He also penned "Arabesque" "Taking of Pelham One Two Three" and "Sweet Charity." MUNSTERS fans...here's a quick bit part for Fred Gwynne.
Songs from Dinah Shore, a few cute laughs between Jack and Dinah, and what...Rickles is in the audience? No, he's not gonna get mean to two of the nicest people in show biz. For any hockey pucks who are impatient, Don makes his appearance about five minutes in.
Jack Benny's trying to get on with the show, but he's interrupted by Johnny Carson, and a purse snatching! Later (songs by the Defranco Family being edited out, sorry any of their fans) Joe Friday and Frank Gannon arrive to investigate. Is that a regulation moustache, Officer Gannon??
Two of the greatest...Benjamin Kubelsky and John Elroy Sanford...beloved as Jack Benny and Redd Foxx
Jack and George update their act with some lines that may have had the censors of the day scratching their heads. Jack is a statue of Neptune, and he can hardly stop leaking....
Many don't even know that Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie were once a comedy team. Here's the house-sized Fry and the man now best known as the American doctor House, in a lesson in the art of comedy
Bob Gibson (November 16, 1931-September 28, 1996) was one of the few to co-write a song with Phil Ochs. While not a big hit, it's become an enduring classic and there have been many cover versions. You can hear them on Bob's website: https://www.bobgibsonfolk.com/song-thats-the-way-its-gonna-be/ Phil's optimism was still keen at this time in his career, and the chord change from minor to major and the stirring lyrics suggest that the good days are not gone. Music can still be an antidote to crapathy...the selfishness and hedonism that make people vegetate in their smugness. Phil and Bob, and their colleagues, wrote and performed stirring songs that led to real changes...now we have dance-rap and pussy hats.
An all-star cast tries to save the film version of Ed Gardner's radio hit "Duffy's Tavern." Hang in there and you'll get music from Bing Crosby (even his kids are in here), plus glimpses of Veronica Lake, Betty Hutton, Robert Benchley, Billy de Wolfe, Dorothy Lamour, Cass Daley, Victor Moore, William Demerest, Alan Ladd, and many more.
WHO wants to be a MILLIONAIRE? Everyone, as long as they don't have to answer stupid questions from some sadistic TV quiz show mc (which would be most of Regis Philbin's replacements).
The easy way: be lucky enough to get a check from John Beresford Tipton (voice of genius Paul Frees) delivered by Marvin Miller.
Few episodes of this creaky early TV show survive in good shape. Some work was done on the contrast for this one, which helps a little. It's worth viewing THIS one for shapely, beautiful, dangerous ALLISON HAYES, so wait for her!
The star of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman," Allison Hayes, stars as Margo Rainwater in this 1960 episode of DANTE called "San Quentin Quill." Howard Duff played Dante, the nightclub owner who always seemed to get into trouble. His sidekicks were Alan Mowbray and Tom D'Andrea. A one-season wonder.
Hiya Kids, Hiya Hiya. Here's a classic: FROGGY THE GREMLIN vs VITO SCOTTI as a voice instructor. Froggy's demonic mind control and subliminal suggestions drive Vito nuts! FROGGY may have been the most memorable character in all of 50's television.
I get the idea that loud open-mouthed squeak when he first appeared, was a "'plug" for the 9 inch rubber squeeze toy the Rempel company was selling in toy stores. You could get your very own Froggy, fairly close in size to the one on the show, and if you squeezed it, it would make a loud sound. (So would you.) A few Froggy the Gremlin SpookyLorre videos use an Rempel toy for some puppetry...as he tells us whatever became of Andy, and shows us his favorite rude-named baseball cards.
Froggy the Gremlin's dotcom offers a 2 CD set of his radio appearances and songs, and a full length movie about his TV demonology is in the works. The site has lots of trivia about the Rempel toy, Andy, and Smilin' Ed
The sublimely insane combo of a hamster called "Squeaky the Mouse" and "Midnight The Cat" (a real cat in close-ups, some kind of frightening taxidermy thing in long shot) appeared on ANDY'S GANG. It's a beloved nightmare for Baby Boomers. Andy Devine drops Squeaky down so he can play his cello...while Midnight keeps up a dirge-like beat. Their chosen melody? The formerly upbeat "Oh Susanna," by Stephen Foster.
The TV version of Vera Caspery's "LAURA" substitutes George Sanders for Clifton Webb, Dana Wynter for Gene Tierney and Robert Stack for Dana Andrews. 1955. Digitized to be as sharp as possible without compromised quality of image.
Andy Griffith, who was a stand-up comic, singer and dramatic actor before he arrived in Mayberry, shows his talent in some sketch comedy with Sonny and Cher. Later on, he became Matlock the lawyer. Watta guy!
William Bendix, the beloved "Life of Riley" sitcom star, has fun in a sketch that pokes fun at the use of laugh tracks and sound effects. How about MORE violence on TV?? Yes, ex-"Dead End Kid" Gabriel Dell is in the sketch. After this, it's time for Pat Harrington to introduce us to THE QUESTION MAN (Steverino pre Carnak)
Don only gets a few minutes during a salute to Sinatra, but gets off some zingers on him. He also takes a shot at others in the audience: Peter Falk, Jack Klugman, Red Skelton and Lillian Carter. Don's inner censor keeps him from joking with boxing great Joe Louis, who obviously has taken enough hits already and deserves to be treated with kid gloves. Nice couple of minutes from the legendary Don
Rich Little opens with Ernest Borgnine. Why? Because Borgnine was a co-star in "From Here to Eternity" with guest of honor Frank Sinatra. Rich zips through Jack Lemmon, Jimmy Stewart, Jack Nicholson and Truman Capote, and then does Cary Grant in front of Cary! Then he introduces some music from Tony Bennett. You can see Monty Hall, Darren McGavin, Sammy Davis Jr. and Red Buttons enjoying the show.
Red Skelton recalls the old days when he was on the same bill with Frank Sinatra, and for Frank, he offers a quick pantomime of "a lady driving a car." 1979
The COMMON COLD and how to cure it...Steverino interviewing DON KNOTTS and LOUIS NYE and...as "Dr. Whitney Ellsworth" Dayton Allen. Yes, Superman fans know "Whitney Elllsworth." Either Steve or one of his writers knew him too, and immortalized his name for this bit!
Yes, there ARE words to the "Richard Diamond Theme" by Pete Rugolo. Richard Diamond (alias Mr. D) was played by David Janssen. Here's PAM GARNER....
Posted for Julie's birthday (Aug 16, 2018), here's the audio from her guest appearance on a Jonathan Winters TV special. The audio was recorded back in those VCR-less days by Ron Smith, yes, the same one who would eventually write "Sweethearts of 60's TV" and now, put together this photo tribute. Hopefully one day those Winters specials will be re-issued on DVD. In the original clip, Julie played a secretary, staying calm despite the silly (un-PC) advances of boss Jonathan. The thump and laughter you hear is a moment where Winters reaches for her and falls flat on his face. "I'm Calm" was first heard in "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum."
Buster Keaton, still getting laughs decades after his first silent movies! A 1956 TV appearance
A fun collection of familiar faces appear in this vintage episode of RESTLESS GUN. Leon Askin, probably best remembered for "Hogan's Heroes," brings his German accent out West. Formidable John Larch is here, along with Whit Bissell, Connie Gilchrist and Nesdon Booth
A surprisingly intense episode of the old western "RESTLESS GUN." Vint Bonner (John Payne) has to bring a murderer (Joe Maross) into town to be hanged. In his way: eerie, alluring Gloria Talbot as the murderer's girlfriend. Featuring Ray Teal.
THIS MAN DAWSON was a gritty 50's crime show starring Keith Andes. William Conrad was involved in the production. This episode features Barbara Pepper, Barney Phillips and Adrienne Hayes
A trumpet player who also performed hip comedy, Jack Sheldon briefly had his own sitcom, "Run Buddy Run." Some may remember him from "The Merv Griffin Show." For a pilot show called "Nut House," Jack offers a bit on THE FALCON. 1964
J. Carrol Naish played CHARLIE CHAN in the first TV attempt at bring Earl Derr Biggers' detective to life. James Hong co-stars as Barry Chan, with John Bailey, Francis Matthews, and Betty McDowall. An argument with a music professor turns deadly.
J. Carrol Naish was the original TV Charlie Chan. The series was filmed in England. This episode, taking place at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, features Ralph Truman, Rupert Davies, Brian Nissen and Sidney Monckton
J. Carrol Naish starred in the TV version of "Charlie Chan" filmed in England. This episode features Trevor Reid, Richard Bebb,James Hong and Hugh Miller
George Kirby, who often did impressions of everyone from Louis Armstrong to Pearl Bailey, imitates women at a poker game. OK, he does sneak in a brief Humphrey Bogart impression....
In 1970, Lenny Bruce was rediscovered by college audiences and critics. His old albums were back in print and lost tapes released. Cliff Gorman was a hit as "Lenny" in the Broadway play, and Bernie Travis was rushed into the low budget film "Dirtymouth."
Both the play and the film had to deal with legal issues, and there were inaccuracies in both. This scene is hardly the way it was: Lenny rarely lost his cool on stage. "Lenny the Martyr" was big at the time; Gorman's portrayal of Lenny giving passionately angry speeches was off the mark as well. When the film disappeared quickly with barely a screening in NYC, Travis was distraught. As he told Phil Berger in the excellent book "The Last Laugh," he was:
"Crushed...crying..."My god. The film. No manager. No colleges. No television...I cried continually. I just was sobbing and weeping...I couldn't do anything. I was like a vegetable."
A year later, Bernie made a topical comedy record, "The Pentagon Papers," but it fared no better than his film "Dirtymouth," which couldn't get a revival and remained in the vault, after being eclipsed by the film version of "Lenny" starring Dustin Hoffman.
The organ gets a workout...the hooker tune LOVE FOR SALE via the prowl and growl of Cherry Wainer's jazz styling. Formerly from South Africa, she was often seen on British music variety shows "Lunchbox" and "Oh Boy!" as well as the German "Beat! Beat! Beat!"
Erle Stanley Gardner, most famous as the author of the Perry Mason books, wrote several books featuring Doug Selby, a district attorney. This film is based on the plot for "The D.A. Draws a Circle" written in 1939. Over 30 years later, he hoped to finally launch a TV series with Jim Hutton as Selby. Maybe he said, "I'll get this pilot done if it's the last thing I ever do," because it was the last thing he ever did. He died in March of 1970. This pilot episode TV Movie (1971) features a charmingly smiley Leslie Nielsen (trying out an Irish accent), surly Lloyd Bochner as a high priced lawyer, plus Vic Tayback and Ed Asner. Jessica Walter and Jo Ann Pflug are the female leads. 1971, directed by Walter Grauman. Script by Sam Rolfe (best known for episodes of Have Gun Will Travel and The Man from UNCLE).
Here's a rare episode of OWEN MARSHALL, COUNSELOR AT LAW, broadcast January 24, 1973. Arthur Hill stars, along with Lee Majors. Theme music by Elmer Bernstein. It's not easy finding episodes, or finding them in good condition, but this is in pretty good shape. The controversial issue of artificial insemination comes up when a husband (Martin Sheen) seeks to divorce and discredit his wife (Jess Walton), claiming that he shouldn't have to support a child that isn't his.
When the late great Charlotte Rae came to New York in 1948, she found work in cabaret clubs and nightclubs. She developed a comedy act, and circa 1955 put out a solo comedy record, and began appearing on TV. She also was a sensation on Broadway, originating the role of MAMMY YOKUM in "Li'l Abner" which also featured Edie Adams, Julie Newmar and Tina Louise. Way before her "Facts of Life" fame, Charlotte played the wife of Leo Schnauzer (Al Lewis) on "Car 54 Where Are You." Here's the early comedy of CHARLOTTE RAE
Another "Sea Hunt" episode for ROSS MARTIN, well before he took a train all over "The Wild Wild West." Diver Mike Nelson investigates sabotage and gives a dam a good checking over. Lloyd Bridges would also follow Ross Martin out west, starring in Rod Serling's cult classic "The Loner."
Nostalgia: dive into a vintage episode of "SEA HUNT," starring Lloyd Bridges. Also aboard, an early guest spot for ROSS MARTIN.
JOHN PAYNE as VINT BONNER in the vintage classic western, "Restless Gun." Veteran Western radio (Have Gun Will Travel) and TV actor John Dehner gives a strong performance as Sheriff Partridge. After 37 years on the job, the crusty old cuss is getting more manic than mellow. This episode: "Quiet City" from season one.
Maila Nurma, aka VAMPIRA. The howwow actwess gets a hip intewview fwom a vewy young Jonathan Woss.
There’s also a clip from a “Rocky Horror” type musical that was inspired by “Plan 9.”
This is before Jonathan (OBE) hosted “Friday Night” “Mondo Rosso” and BBC radio shows, and before he became known for using a four-letter suggestion while interviewing Gwyneth Paltrow and joining Russell Brand in making obscene phone calls on air. He was briefly banned from the air for the latter.
He hosted the “British Comedy Awards” over 20 times between 1991 and 2014, and has had his own ITV talk show since 2011. In an irony, Maila Nurme is known for 10 seconds of walking toward the camera (what rival Elvisa called the “washing dish towel rack” effect. Paavo Nurmi (supposedly Maila’s uncle) is also known for 10 seconds of newsreel footage. In his case, not walking toward the camera, but staggering toward the finish line to win an Olympic medal.
Tim Tszyu (son of boxing legend Kosta Tszyu) fights Ferdinandus, lands a few jabs...and seems to miss. Ferdinandus goes down and stays down for the count. Aug 4, 2018. Sometimes a shot to the temple disorients a fighter, but does this punch even graze the temple?
A talk show moment with Norman Mailer (promoting a book) discussing Marilyn Monroe's sex life. He never met Monroe. Julie Newmar is asked if she did. Julie talks about Monroe's sexuality, and Moe Howard of the Three Stooges wonders, "When are you gonna ask me about MY sex life?" And then...the best quality on Julie's commercial for KORVETTES
It's Rory Bremner, guesting on the UK's long-running radio show I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T A CLUE. Sapristi! Sacrilege? No, just some fun! IMAGINE...singing a Lennon lyric to the MUPPET SHOW TV THEME...
Fun "variety" here. It starts with humble George Gobel, and a song, then comedy, then Sid Caesar and babes.
"Sweethearts or Strangers" was written by Jimmie Davis, who also wrote "You Are My Sunshine" and later became the Governor of Louisiana (1944–48 and 1960–64). His song was covered by the suggestively named Big Band singer Dick Jurgens, and by a variety of country stars over the years.
George Gobel segues from the song into comedy...and then in comes Sid Caesar and more, and yeah, there's NOTHING like a DAME...
A classic, bizarre Guy Marks routine (beginning after a brief intro about TV in general), here's "HOW THE WEST WAS REALLY WON." It was released as a 45 rpm single, which rarely happened for comedy routines.
Guy Marks did a perfect Humphrey Bogart impression (and played Bogie in "Train Ride to Hollywood"). He also sneaks in a sly Robert Mitchum take about smoking the peace pipe; back in 1966 most viewers probably didn't know that the actor often smoked marijuana. Bogart and Gary Cooper encounter an Indian Chief (back in the un-PC era) whose ambition is being a pop singer.
For more info on Guy Marks' vinyl, check "Goldmine's Comedy Record Price Guide" by Ronald L. Smith.
Very early appearance from gentle stand-up comic and whimsical poet HENRY GIBSON, who had released a comedy album and was building an audience for his off-beat humor. He finds himself between Jack Carter (the previous guest) and host (subbing for Jack Paar) Jerry Lewis. For more on Henry's comedy albums, check "Comedy on Record" or the "Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," both written by Ronald L. Smith
Producer James E. Moser finished BEN CASEY and started SLATTERY'S PEOPLE. While the earlier show focused on moral issues in medicine, this one, with Richard Crenna as "Mr. Slattery" (what, no first name?) dealt with ethics in the world of law. In this episode, Claude Akins is a doctor who knows he's made a mistake. Does he hide it, or risk losing his career via a lawsuit? Barbara Eden plays the doctor's sister...who also happens to be dating Slattery.
The Heine Smeck Band (featuring the Smeck percussion and Heine winds) accompany a bunch of geese and penguins. Music arranged and conducted by Heine Smeck. Penguin choreography by themselves.
ROB BRYDON mashes the lyrics of the George Formby novelty tune with the music of the Tom Jones hit DELILAH...as featured in 2015 on an episode of I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T A CLUE...
As tears go by, it's bound to be another time of sorrow...poor Marianne...MONETIZATION on this video does NOT go to the uploader, it goes to ABKCO, founded by Allen Klein. ABKCO stands for (ABK) Allen & Betty Klein and COmpany. Klein took over The Rolling Stones (and Marianne) and later worked with The Beatles, prompting a feud between Lennon & McCartney. Marianne probably will get a few coins from ads YouTube sticks on this thing, once it's been processed by ABKCO.
Yes, kind of a shortened version of the Jackie De Shannon classic "(evah-ree-time) When You Walk in the Room." The girls (Jackie Miller and Gayle Caldwell) had to make way for The Great Scots doing their cover of Bobby Day's 'Rockin' Robin"
Jackie and Gayle...bringing a lot in. Obviously...NO relation to Jackie Gayle (Jack Potovsky) the comedian. It's Jackie Miller and Gayle Caldwell.
The Dixie Cups, known for their charming "Chapel of Love" hit, took a radical turn. Ethnic music, a hard-sell even now, was almost unheard of (and unheard) in the 60's. The single's label says: TWO-WAY-POK-A-WAY
"Billie" was Patty Duke's film when she was developing her career as a teen idol-singer. "Funny Little Butterflies" was in the film
Norrie, Bob and Bev (Norris O'Neill, Bob Hider, Beverly T. Galloway) were the original IVY LEAGUE TRIO. This track is from their second album, RARE AND WELL DONE. For their last album (on Reprise) Ronn Langford replaced Bev. Spirited version of the classic Slavic folk songs (Hey Young Rider and Everyman). Many covered "Hey Young Rider" on its own, including Michael Dunn in a memorable episode of "Wild Wild West"
Norrie, Bob and Bev (Norris O'Neill, Bob Hider, Beverly T. Galloway) were the original IVY LEAGUE TRIO. This track is from their second album, RARE AND WELL DONE. For their last album (on Reprise) Ronn Langford replaced Bev. Spirited version of the classic Joe Primrose song
Norrie, Bob and Bev (Norris O'Neill, Bob Hider, Beverly T. Galloway) were the original IVY LEAGUE TRIO. This track is from their second album, RARE AND WELL DONE. For their last album (on Reprise) Ronn Langford replaced Bev. Lucy Simon adapted Eugene Field's poem to music, and performed it with sister Carly on an early "Simon Sisters" album
Norrie, Bob and Bev (Norris O'Neill, Bob Hider, Beverly T. Galloway) were the original IVY LEAGUE TRIO. This track is from their second album, RARE AND WELL DONE. For their last album (on Reprise) Ronn Langford replaced Bev. Spirited version of the classic Nova Scotia folk song.
What? "The Lesbian Patsy Cline?" Well, yes. She wasn't billed that way back in the 60's, but if it helps get this underrated singer a bit more attention these days, why not? Fact is, Wilma (1939-2003) was considered by Owen Bradley to have just the kind of tearful, big voice that Patsy had. Owen had produced Cline, and now set about finding a breakout song for Wilma. After 3 failed singles, "BABY" did the job in 1965, hitting the Top 10. That song (written by Ray Griff) was followed by three more dramatic best-sellers, "Don't Touch Me," "Misty Blue." and "Tear Time." Burgess had known Cline, and after Patsy's passing, bought her home. Decca had lost Patsy Cline, but seemed to have a winner in Wilma. But...Decca lost Wilma in 1971. She signed with Jim Reeves' Shannon label, but the hits didn't happen. Things cooled considerably for her, and eventually she figured it would be helpful to have a day job. Or, a night one? She opened a "women only" bar called "Hitching Post." Without hit singles, nobody cared much what her sexual preference was, but it was not exactly a secret. Wilma's last album was for Columbia in 1982. A bit on the heavy side, she died of a heart attack at the age of 64.
ROWLF the MUPPET -- back then, vaudeville wasn't dead, it was spongey. The famous muppet sets up some wonderful corn and a few laughable groaners, as he explains how he ended up in prison.
Pearlie Mae is at her charismatic best in this vintage clip. What confidence and personality!
Buck Owens and a medley of his hits: Act Naturally, Love's Gonna Live Here Again, Together Again, My Heart Skips a Beat...
Promoting his Columbia album "Sings for his People" Charlie Weaver (now apparently better known for being related to a bunch of Arquettes) reads a LETTER FROM MAMA. A retired radio comedian, Weaver was brought back into the spotlight by Jack Paar, who asked him to appear on the show. Rather than memorize lines, he began reading his "letters from mama," which became both a book and a record. For more, read Ronald L. Smith's book WHO'S WHO IN COMEDY
More fun with ROWLF, the first superstar Muppet. When he suddenly does a MEOW, Rowlf knows something's wrong. Would hypnosis help? Doggone catastrophe here!
Shake hands with your Uncle Mike, me boy And here is your sister, Kate And there's the girl you used to swing Down by the garden gate…
The classic Irish song performed by Maureen O'Hara, Jimmy Dean and Bronwyn FitzSimons
One of the first famous Muppets was ROWLF, who originally appeared on Jimmy Dean's prime time TV series. His comedy and song segment was one of the highlights of the show
Classic TV - Alcoa Theatre episode starring Lew Ayres, and featuring early performances by Bonanza's Michael Landon, Gilligan's Island skipper Alan Hale Jr., and Star Trek's DeForest Kelley. Journey back to TV in the 1950's and....Alaska in the 1890's
One of the most beautiful women in show business, Maureen O'Hara had a lovely singing voice, as you'll hear on "Love is a Many Splendored Thing." Singing was just one of the many splendid talents of Miss O'Hara.
For a bio on the Professor, check the book "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald L. Smith. The book covers his kidnap and ultimate death. Some remember Chevy Chase's rather cruel joke on SNL: "Professor Backwards was slain in Atlanta yesterday...according to reports, neighbors ignored the professor's cries of "pleh, pleh."
Ok ok. But the woman who calls BINGO in BLACKPOOL sure sounds like a parrot! Wonder how many of the parrot videos on YouTube are tricked...
Erle C. Kenton directed this classic TV episode for producer Hal Roach Jr. Written by Jerry D. Lewis. Billy Halop (formerly of the Dead End Kids, aka East Side Kids) stars as Chaplain Raymond Hall, with Richard Hylton, Barbara Dodd, Morgan Jones, George Dunn and Don Pethley
Amazing cast here. Ronald Reagan introduces this frisky farce which stars Bob Cummings and a slew of special guest suspects and eccentrics, including: William Bendix, Eddie "Rochester" Anderson, Janis Paige, Arnold Stang, Keenan Wynn, Sebastian Cabot, Linda Christian and Joyce Jameson.
Vintage TV Drama with a fun cast: Jeffrey Hunter, Virginia Field, Evelyn Ankers, Patric Knowles and Alan Napier
Vera Miles is the main guest star here. Two actors known more for comedy, Joey Forman and Pat Harrington, play a cop and a prosecuting attorney. Co-star Lee Majors took this episode off.
"...innocent victims all around...bombs and bullets on both sides...children growing up in a war zone..." ISRAEL first appeared on Andy's 1972 5-song EP "FUN IN THE FIRST WORLD." It was featured on the German CD compilation "Not Just for Dancing"
Andy Pratt covers John Lennon's 'I'm Only Sleeping," a featured track on the German CD compilation "Not Just for Dancing"
"MODERN POLICE" first appeared on the vinyl album "Not Just for Dancing" (1985) released when Andy Pratt was living in Holland
"Paper Money" first appeared on Andy's 5 song ep "FUN IN THE FIRST WORLD," and then on CD via the German CD compilation "NOT JUST FOR DANCING"
"Burn up in the Fire" first appeared on Andy's 5-song EP "Fun in the First World," and was re-issued on the German CD compilation "NOT JUST FOR DANCING"
"Who Will Be My Friend" appeared on the German CD version of "Not Just for Dancing." It was first issued on Andy's 5 song EP, "Fun in the First World."
From Andy's 1985 ALBUM "Not Just for Dancing" original vinyl release from Holland. Now available on CD and mp3.
This song was originally released on a 5 song EP, "FUN IN THE FIRST WORLD," and later added to the CD version of his album "NOT JUST FOR DANCING."
Andy's original vinyl album "NOT JUST FOR DANCING" was first released in Holland in 1985.
The comedy team of Reiner & Brooks did more than just those 2000 Year Old Man routines. Here's Mel as Heinker, the tax expert. His advice includes some bizarre deductions. The honor system or the nostalgia system applies to whether you want to stay and watch the yenta doing the Mennen Baby Magic Lotion commercial.
Straight man David Janssen interviews prison warden Tim Conway. Yes, prison warden...some fugitives DID get caught and put in the pokey!
Old fashioned comedy here...Jerry Lewis with anecdotes about his kids and some jabs at ABC for canceling him, Phil Foster with Borscht Belt Catskill comedy, and...CHIMPS! This was the Golden Age of chimpanzee television comedy (roughly stretching from "The Hathaways" to "Lancelot Link.")
In 1963, Ali was still known as Cassius Clay. Having defeated name fighters Archie Moore and Henry Cooper, he was hyping his title fight with champ Sonny Liston. (It was after defeating Liston that he announced his new name). In the poem that closes his segment, he mentions Phil Foster (Jerry's first guest that night) and makes a cheeky reference to Jerry's show nearing the end of its tumultuous ABC run.
What a cast in THE SPORT, a vintage episode of "RICHARD DIAMOND" (aka "Calling Mr. D.") Some say Mort wasn't much of an actor (check out his episode of "Thriller" or "Emergency") but here, he plays himself, and is pretty convincing.
"Henry Hall" and "Gabriel Dell" better known as HUNTZ and GABE, were still around when the East Side Kids, Dead End Kids and Bowery Boys movies were making a comeback, and along with Leo Gorcey, their pugnacious brand of wiseguy comedy reached an egregious phenomena of indubitable phosphoresesnce. Here, they discuss their jeremiad and threnody, without any touch of atribilious amphigory.
Originally used for an episode of THRILLER, "Terror in Teakwood," this was such a beautiful piece of semi-classical music, it turned up quite a few times on other TV shows. Composed by Caesar Giovannini, it was played by Guy Rolfe in the original THRILLER episode. It was one of those "pianist gets spooked" deals. Teakwood referred to the town, not a piano made out of teakwood. Or Norwegian wood. A nocturne is usually a solo piece for piano, and rather dreamy, but Stanley Wilson and his Orchestra give it a full, lush and romantic concerto treatment.
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson could have given one to LARRY VINCENT, the risque nightclub singer of the 40's.
Larry Vincent and another of his lightly naughty tunes. Maybe his burlesque dancer wife goes to the tanning salon now and then and lies on the table. She sure likes to dance on top of a table and, gad, poor Larry objects!
The original stoic mynah bird, star of "Inki and the Minah Bird" (Warner Bros. Cartoon) hopped to the melody of "Hebrides Overture." But here's The Mynah Birds with their own dance tune.
Things were pretty way out when Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle Moose got friendly with...GIDNEY AND CLOYD. Here's a rarity...G&C singing!
You might remember Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney Jr. in a "Route 66" episode called "Lizard's Leg and Owlet's Wing." That title referenced Shakespeare. And here, Vincent Price offers the infamous Macbeth Witch lines...suitable for dancing! Our cool witches (or wee-atches) chant "Double double, toil and trouble," and the Vinster offers up a gourmet collection of creepy culinary ideas to boil and bake in a cauldron. The stew includes ”...eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog…lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing…liver of a blaspheming Jew…” (hey, you could’ve edited that last one out, Vinnie). The recipe is an adaptation from the original lines. Brush up your Shakespeare and see what goodies were left out! Price was a great gourmet (he even offered, er, hair of dog to Robert Morley in "Theatre of Blood"). This song was the flip side of "Monster Mash," a single only released in England
David Mitchell mixes the lyrics of Keith Reid to the music of THE MUPPET SHOW THEME. Yes, the familiar Matthew Fisher organ solo that made the Procol Harum song a hit is gone...but doggone it, it's funny that way...I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue!
Commemorating June 19th, and Mayor De Blasio announcing cops will not arrest pot smokers but merely give a summons maybe, here's SWEET MARIJUANA. The curtain reveals...cactus plants?? Isn't that tequila? Nevermind...some "scantily clad" chorus girls are here, too!
The 2nd Alice Kramden, Sheila MacRae reprises her role for a comedy sketch quickie. Here, Ralph Kramden is played by George Kirby, and Art Carney's Ed Norton is played by Rich Little. And awayyyy we go!
After an intro from Kirk Douglas (David Frye) it's Marilyn Michaels doing a tribute to Judy Garland
Classic episode of Bill's old sitcom. Hotel detective Glick is the early version of Don's "Maxwell Smart" character. The voice is there, and the "Would You Believe" catch-phrase. Glick is trying to learn karate, and must deal with rowdy hotel guests (including Mike Mazurki). Featuring the indelibly unique Jonathan Harris.
Jack Palance hosts a look at the way huge obsolete buildings and bridges can come down...quickly and efficiently thanks to well placed explosives.
Mel Brooks with Carl Reiner played the 2000 Year Old Man. When he made Ballantine commercials with Dick Cavett, he'd aged into the 2500 Year Old Brewmaster. As Ballantine shill Mel Allen used to say on NY Yankees broadcasts, "How about that!"
When the Boy George hit came out, it was "answered" on a wacko EP from Rhino, which featured three other tunes fractured by members of "The Kosher Club." GEORGIE GIRL got the lead vocals on this one, which should offend some Boy George fans, Gays and Jewish listeners, as a stereotypical yenta gets verklempt over her boyfriend coming out.
Will Holt wrote the lyrics for such hits as "Lemon Tree" and "The MTA Song." He told me that when people asked him for other titles, they went blank when he said "One of those Songs." Huh? But once he SANG the opening, "It's just One of those Songs that you hear now and then..." AH, YES. But just to confound things, Freddy Morgan offers it as a banjo instrumental. He dedicated this "straight" version of Cocktails for Two to his old boss, Spike Jones. Both are on the BUNCH-A-BANJOS album. Will Holt, in solo folk singer mode, recorded several albums. He also teamed with wife Dolly Jonah for the comedy and music album "On the Brink," back when they were on the nightclub circuit playing some of the same venues as Stiller & Meara and Nichols & May.
Freddy Morgan, with this Joe E. Brown wide mouth and Moe Howard hairstyle, was a longtime member of the Spike Jones band. On his own he issued several "straight" banjo albums. Here's a couple of samples: CHINATOWN MY CHINATOWN plinked in Dixie style, and MR. SANDMAN from the BUNCH-A-BANJOS album
Here's one of the most beloved actors of all time, Vincent Price. He made horror FUN. Nobody had a bad word to say about Vinnie, and everyone loved his sense of humor. Actor, singer, gourmet, art collector and raconteur...when he found time for the Hollywood Squares show, it as a treat
The great Mindy Jostyn in an early performance at The Red Lion. She had so many songs, there was hardly room on the CDs to include them all. "I'm Not Going Down Without a Fight" was a highlight at the time, one of the most memorable tunes in her set. Mindy went on to be part of The Hooters and work with Carly Simon and Billy Joel among others.
Barry Cryer mentioned a favorite act of his, the “very obscene and hilarious” transsexual ventriloquist Terri Rogers. They were on a few bills together. Terri’s dummy was named Shorty. Unlike the most famous female “vent” of all time, Shari Lewis, who sometimes used a male dummy named Charley Horse, Terri’s male companion spoke in a remarkably deep voice. Obviously the sex change and hormones did not affect Rogers’ flexible vocal cords. Even established impressionists, like Marilyn Michaels, didn’t do their male voices (in her case, Jackie Mason and George Burns for example) in such a lowered octave.
Terri didn’t exactly bill herself as a transgender act, though most in the audience knew her back story. What is remarkable is that if one didn’t know, there was nothing about her to give it away. How fortunate that sometimes “the woman inside” (or “the man inside”) emerges so perfectly. Indeed, many transgenders simply want to live their lives and not be a Christine or Caitlyn and be a spokesperson for a cause.
Born IVAN SOUTHGATE (May 4, 1937), Terri emerged as female in a 1968 revue “Boys Will Be Girls,” and was soon popular in a variety of British cabaret venues, as well as 70’s TV variety shows. She also won some gigs in Las Vegas, and performed at The Magic Castle, a California club devoted to comedy and magic. Terri was the author of several books on magic, published in 1985. 1988, and in 1998. Beloved British magician Paul Daniels performed some of the tricks Terri created. TERRI ROGERS died May 30, 1999.
Political comedy...Mickey Rooney plays a Senator. Bobby asks the questions. "Where did you matriculate?" "The biggest word I know is delicatessen!" "Where did you go to college?" "No college." "What kept you from college?" "High school!"
Before he was Jonas Grumby on Gilligan's Island, Alan Hale Jr. was smiling CASEY JONES. This vintage episode includes "Robert Jordan," better known as BOBBY JORDAN, who usually played the weakest or most dramatic member of The Dead Ends Kids (aka East Side Kids aka Bowery Boys). If one of the gang was going to get sick or be unjustly jailed or beaten up, it was bound to be innocent-looking Bobby. He and Gabe Dell were the two "gang" members who tried hardest to shake their juvenile identity and move on to legit acting assignments. Veteran actor Denver Pyle is also in this episode.
Not Humphrey Bogart's Casablanca ... here's an episode of the short-lived TV version starring Charles McGraw.
So many or Corbett's comic contemporaries (Alan King, Jack E. Leonard, etc.) were angry or edgy. He was always pretty genial in talking about family problems and life's foibles.
One of Johnny Carson's favorites was, in addition to George Carlin, the vaudeville-inspired GEORGE CARL (May 7, 1916- Jan 1, 2000). Some of his influences are obvious -- Chaplinesque character, the W.C. Fields sticky-fingers problems, the Keaton deadpan, etc. An eccentric little guy, he could play on any variety bill in the world with his silent clowning.
George Carlin's take on manic AM radio circa 1966. Stay tuned for Eddie Albert demonstrating the wonders of the Polaroid camera.
Great cast in this Kraft Suspense item: Sal Mineo, Albert Dekker, Leonard Nimoy, Jo Van Fleet and Patricia Hyland
Kraft Suspense...Clu Gulager stars, with Tina Louise and Aldo Ray. And Whit Bissel. Based on a novel by John D. MacDonald
Before Don Rickles, "Fat Jack" was the reigning insult comic. His mumbling asides were also a trademark, and if you wondered what stand-up comic David Letterman was referencing with the "palm to the stomach" pose, it was Jack. Given a cartoon tribute ("the Illegal Eagle" on Beany & Cecil") Leonard also got to star in his own feature, "The Fat Spy" in 1966. Jack died in 1973.
Two troubled performers, getting together for some laughs. Sid Caesar would pen "Where Have I Been?" which focused on his alcoholism, and the road back in guest spots on TV and in films. Joyce Jameson, a promising NY cabaret (Billy Barnes) singer and comedian, worked with Spike Jones and Red Skelton, and was in "Tales of Terror" opposite Price and Lorre. She just didn't get the breaks of a Barbara Eden, or even Frances Langford (memorable as Blanche Bickerson). Around this time she was dating Robert Vaughn and had appeared on "Man from UNCLE." Despite her depression and insomnia, and the inevitable difficulties of middle-age in the 70's, she continued to work. She had small parts on TV and in films through 1984. She ended her life in 1987, age 54.
The comedy team of Johnson and Rooney? Here's straight man Van Johnson, interviewing the new Los Angeles Dodgers pitching prospect...Mickey Rooney
Mel Torme once said that, technically, the best set of pipes in the business belonged to Jack Jones. He swings through two classic pop tunes of the day, and then joins with Joanie Sommers for a cute duet.
Somewhat neglected due to his short career in stand-up (he went on to star in movies), Godfrey Cambridge attacked racial issues the way pioneer Dick Gregory did, but used more of the manic vocal and facial skills that Bill Cosby pioneered. Godfrey's blend became uniquely his own, and Epic signed him for four albums. Godfrey wrote articles (for Monocle among others), a book, and starred in the cult film "The Watermelon Man" in 1970 among others. He was a great talent.
It's Allen and Raye...it's Marty and Martha...it's old fashioned vaudeville and silent film-type pie in the face-styled comedy!
While Shelley Berman had the reputation for being "sick" and edgy, Bob Newhart snuck in some sharp satire, too. Berman had a routine about a woman hanging from the ledge of a department store. Here's Bob trying to convince a jumper to come in from a ledge.
It's Marty Allen the LION TAMER...and why not hang around for the commercials? After the Bayer aspirin spot, it's Ted Knight, SO happy to get relief via Haley's M-O.
The second part of the show...Phil Silvers hosting, and welcoming a great array of legendary stars...in order: Robert GOulet, Shirley Booth, Kay Medford, David Merrick, Mary Martin, and her 'Peter Pan" co-star Cyril Ritchard, Zero Mostel, Fredric March, Richard Burton, Joan Plowright and Bea Lillie
Phil Silvers, the Broadway Top Banana, gets a chance to host the Tony Awards, and among the presenters and award winners, in order, you'll see: Gig Young, Colleen Dewhurst, Joan Fontaine, Richard Burton, Sidney Poitier, Ann Bancroft, Tammy Grimes, Paul Newman and Carol Channing. And more. This is part one.
Great moment in Broadway history...Helen Hayes announces the winners in the Best Actor and Actress categories...ANNE BANCROFT and JACKIE GLEASON
From the 1960 Tony Awards - Elliott Nugent honors the legendary humorist James Thurber, who is escorted to the podium by Burgess Meredith. Though best remembered as an actor, Mr. Meredith was the director of "Thurber Carnival," which premiered on Broadway on Feb 26, 1960.
JULIE NEWMAR and PATRICIA NEWAY are on stage in these moments from the 1960 Tony Awards. Julie accepts an award in the category of "Best Electrician or Carpenter" etc. for someone who couldn't show up. Host Eddie Albert is gobsmacked. Next, Peggy Cass and Robert Morse present awards for Best Costume Designer and Best Actress in a musical. The latter goes to Patricia Neway
The Brown Roast...not a food. It was a dinner roasting producer Harry Joe Brown. Art Linkletter, George Jessel and Jack Benny were also on the dais.
It's Jack Benny's segment of The Brown Roast. No, it wasn't recorded at the Brown Derby. Just what was served to guests at this comic roast, nobody seems to know. Harry Joe Brown was a respected Hollywood film producer. Check IMDB credits.
Boko Harum's famous song gets a sprightly British Music Hall vocal courtesy of Graeme Garden. He just happens to sing Keith Reid's words to the bombastic melody of ROLL OUT THE BARREL. Why? "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue."
Spike Jones introduces Professor Feetlebaum himself...another brilliant performance by Winstead....
Ronnie Gilbert recorded solo and with Holly Near after the classic years with The Weavers. She also toured with her own show as "Mother Jones."
Ronnie Gilbert, after she left THE WEAVERS, recorded this cover of the Phil Ochs classic.
Here's Phil's song about the migrant Mexican farm workers...sung in Spanish. A cousin to Woody Guthrie's "Deportees (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)," it is called "PATERO" in this version, which is by Miguel Montero and Jodi Ortega.
There's a street in NYC named for the legendary LA LUPE. Her wild take on Phil's song was never done on TV, but here's some footage of her to give you some idea of what she was like. The artist is dead but the royalties are alive. The video portion is licensed through Record Label Music LLC and La Lupe's audio performance through Fania. Nothing goes to the uploader on this one.
Robert Conrad was singing teen pop songs back when he starred on "Hawaiian Eye." Here he and Marisol, perofrm a duet ("Me Conformo" is "I Agree") from "La Nueva Cenicienta" ("The New Cinderella"). It was made in 1964. The following year, Conrad began "The Wild Wild West."
Why sing the Muppet Show Theme to "A Whiter Shade of Pale" or sing "A Whiter Shade of Pale" to the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy?" Sorry, I haven't a Clue. Ask Tony Hawks and Barry Cryer! Keith Reid wrote the original "Pale" lyrics, and the famous organ solo that instantly makes people smile when they hear the song, was written by Matthew Fisher.
Celebrating what would have been Spike's 100th birthday, APRIL 16, 2018. Once in a while, when Spike would come out to huge applause, he'd say "Any money?" In this song, as the "Treasure Island" loner Ben Gunn, he'd settle for CHEESE! Spike won raves for his role in the stage musical, and had only this one song on the original cast album. "I do not own copyright to this song" and I am NOT being paid for my "hard work" in uploading it for you. Monetization goes to P.E.R Records (with, I assume, a cheesy sliver to Spike's estate.)
Celebrating Spike's 100th birthday, APRIL 16, 2018, without him. He was the father of modern British comedy, with his blend of iconoclastic satire and inspired silliness. Here's a pastiche of his non-Goon gags and comic visions and nightmares.
It's an indubitable discretion of illimitable protrusion, when Leo Gorcey butts in on his frenemy "Marxie." (Irony: Groucho would later marry Leo's ex-wife Kay). Jack Benny drops by soon after. (OK,
PSA (Public Service Announcement) spots. Dick and Liz (there was another??) talk about the dangers of air pollution and the problems of tuberculosis, lung disease and emphysema.
Groucho injects some insults while duetting with delightful Dehaven. Nice work if you can get it.
Groucho calls it "Double Indarnity," in case the dem censors object. A radio spoof of the Barbara Stanwyck Fred MacMurray movie. Hang on for Gloria Dehaven and Groucho adding a musical ending
Here they come, walkin' down the street...in THOM MCAN boots?? You get two vintage radio commercials PLUS a shoutin' AM disc jockey named "Cousin Duffy" (out of WPGC in Washington D.C.) offering up a cool contest. YOU could win a phone call from your FAVORITE MONKEE! Oh, the days when Mike was called "Wool Hat."
The great days of AM Radio live again, as Tommy James promotes his new album for Roulette (run by that nice fellow Morris Levy!?!?) and tells everyone about H.I.S. Slacks and what make-up the REAL GIRL should wear to get the COOL GUYS. PS, he wrote a really good book about his life, times and the world of Love me or Levy.
After a bit of an intrusion and protrusion from Leo Gorcey, it's Vera Vague doing a scene much, much longer than anything from Thelma Todd or Margaret Dumont in a movie!
Back in 1953, Don Knotts landed a role in a daytime soap. He didn't speak...he had to use his expressive face to play a guy lost in a dreamworld. He was in two segments of the day's complicated story. The follow-up episodes don't survive. What happened? Who knows, but here's some advice: if someone you know loses consciousness, or has nightmares, or can't wake up...you should NIP IT IN THE BUD.
For their one-season sitcom, Tommy, "lost at sea" returns to Dick as a guardian angel. He can do "amazing things," like...instantly appear in genie costume to help a lady in distress. Silly sitcom plot, but a chance for Tommy to do something, er, Dick-less.
Dayton Ohio art student and budding comedian JONATHAN WINTERS makes an early TV appearance on the panel of a pretty strange game show...which never became a series. Cliff Saber is the host. Saber was an ambulance driver volunteer in Africa during WW2. He was nearly killed by a bullet to his head. In 1959 he created the "Desert Rat Sketch Book" detailing some of his experiences.
From the long-running UK radio series "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue," here's Harry Hill, with a plucky and passionate rendition of "Without You," -- using the lyrics of "The Ugly Duckling" song
From UK radio's long-running show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue," here's Graeme Garden (also fondly remembered as one of The Goodies tv troupe) joined at the piano by Colin Sell.
More mash-up fun from the UK radio show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue." Barry Cryer sings POLICE classic "Roxanne" to "Tiptoe through the Tulips," and Tim Brooke-Taylor tries Sam Cooke's "Chain Gang" to "Jerusalem." Whores and convicts get a change of musical venue!
Public Service Announcements for THE MARINE CORPS, The United States Marines are looking for men (and Art Buchwald points out, WOMEN, too) and sometimes it takes a request from a celebrity to get some attention.
Here's a Public Service Announcement spot urging people to STOP being Litterbugs. Even DENNIS THE MENACE doesn't want to be one of those!
Barry Cryer, with Colin Sell at the piano, toss the lyrics for "TUTTI FRUTTI" (aka Tutti Fruiti, Fruitti and Frooty) against the gentle folk song "GREENSLEEVES." Singing one song to the tune of another remains a continuing feature on the legendary British radio series "Sorry I Haven't a Clue."
BOSSA NEW WAVE...."Sorry, I Havent a Clue" why this is funny, but it is. Legendary British comedian Barry Cryer mashes the lyrics of Ian Dury to the melody of that Astrid Gilberto classic.
Don Rickles didn't drop into a Squares box too often...because the questions he was asked were so DUMB!
"How many men on a hockey team??" Ask Paul Lynde a question...and then laugh. Here's some of Paul's most daring and over-the-top quickies
Cab driver Bob Denver and diner owner Herb Edelman are best friends...THE GOOD GUYS. Here's the B&W pilot episode. The guys are convinced they'll make a fortune in the songwriting business...which is the same business as super-successful Arnold Schreck (William Daniels guest star) who once dated Herb's wife (Joyce Van Patten). Produced and directed by Leonard Stern. The catchy theme song: music by Jerry Fielding, lyrics by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans.
Yes, it's Robert Sterling without Anne Jeffreys. He plays Robert Major, the new editor of a small town newspaper. Ichabod is the former owner (George Chandler). Mel Tolkin co-wrote this episode: Bob is glad to have won an award...but feels guilty because Ichabod never did while he was the editor. A sexy blonde complicates things further.
During the war, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Porky Pig (aka Mel Blanc) ceded some time so that Mel Blanc could play Sad Sack on radio's "G.I. Journal" show. In this spicy (for its time) segment, The Sack gets a look at a stripper! (No, not Gypsy Rose Lee...)
WHAT is this? "Sorry, I Havent a Clue!" Here's Jeremy Hardy singing Leonard Cohen's heavy "Hallelujah" in the style of Great Britain's cheeky music hall star, comedian George Formby. Wotta mashup!
Who knew that a woman who can have her photo taken naked, can also eat Chinese food? This is why America's media remains fascinated.
Before "The Fantasticks," Schmidt-Jones wrote for revues. Julius Monk ran "Upstairs at the Downstairs," which gave breaks to Bill Dana, Ronny Graham, Nancy Dussault and many others. Each year saw a new show (Four Below, Take Five, etc.) and Jane Connell's manic performance was the hit of "Demi- Dozen." Here's the saga of the old IRT subway train vs the newer model on the BMT line. (Going up to the Bronx, the IND train was also much newer than the IRT). Harvey Schmidt died two days ago (Feb 28, 2018) at the age of 88.
Were you ever HURT SINGING IN THE RAIN? Here's a mash-up of HURT (recorded by both author Trent Reznor and legend Johnny Cash) and SINGING IN THE RAIN (popularized by Gene Kelly). Yes, a tet offensive, but kind of amusing in its own weird way. ANDY HAMILTON sings, with Colin See at the piano (nice arrangement, Mr. Sell!)
Jonathan Winters ad libs and offers a mix of truths and consequences on Hollywood Squares in 1975.
Circa 1976, Jonathan Winters does a wild bunch of different characters, including some of his favorite examples of odd Americana, like Elwood P. Suggins.
Here's Bill, February 9th, doin' a rant on reading, text message typos, and Farcebook. NOTE: this upload has the permission of HBO. It's not posted under some asshole caveat of "fair use" or "no infringement intended." Thank you HBO and Bill Maher. Watch "Real Time" Friday nights.
The problem: a store selling "hip" clothing has idiot customers hang out on the the sidewalk for days to get the bargains. Some customers sincerely need this junk at rip-off prices to brag to their friends, while others buy to "flip" the sneakers and crap online. Either way, the rowdy street kids pick fights, piss in the streets, and even OD while waiting to get in. The new store is upsetting the old neighborhood and its residents, and politicians have done nothing. Enter...JULIE NEWMAR, who owns a building on Fairfax and decided to use her celebrity clout to call attention to the issue. The solution: February 19, 2018, the creepy store has hired more security, and made it possible for customers to sign up to get in, rather than make them camp out for days outside.
Two vintage commercials from 1988...the Gorilla who can't damage Samsonite luggage, and an effort from Roy Rogers and Dale Evans to get Pat Robertson to run for President
The classic old movie "Rain" gets a new twist, with Cher in the Sadie Thompson role, and doing a bit of a Mae West rather than Joan Crawford. Crawford starred in the notorious 1932 adaptation of W. Somerset Maugham's story about a South Seas prostitute
The days when musical sketch comedy was prominent on TV. Opera fan Tony Randall enjoys a chance to take on Sigmund Romberg's "The Student Prince."
Some 10 months before the match with Ali, fearsome Foreman was drumming up interest and getting a few laughs on the Sonny & Cher Show. Who knew that over a decade later, he champ would morph into "Jolly George," always with a smile, and happy to turn up in comedy sketches (including playing the HULK on Saturday Night Live).
Names from Ancient Egypt are hoked up (Psoriasis, Dermatitis) for a comic soap opera. The laughs seem to be aimed entirely at recognition over popular TV commercial catch-phrases of the day. See how many you remember. The episode also included the talents of Barbi Benton and Englebert Humperdinck.
Sketch comedy with Cher and Ruth Buzzi as cat burglars. William Conrad's another guest star here, and the couple in bed...Sonny Bono and Barbi Benton.
Here's Joan Rivers' segment on one of the last Dick Cavett shows (ABC canceled him, but let him keep going for a while). She does "Bruce" jokes about Fire Island, and wonders about why her German painter/decorator is so mean to her...hmmm...funny stuff from the lady soon to become a superstar for outrageous comedy
Down on the Lower East Side, many a family enjoyed the 78's of George Jessel and Molly Picon, and here they are, back for some nostalgia with Mike. George would pass on only a year later, 1981.
A rare interview with George Raft, 1980 with Mike Douglas. Plus celebrity commercials...Tony Randall sings for Tetley Tea and pitchman Sid Stone hawks a deal for a local New York bank
A mash-up parody of POV and COSPLAY. Mean girls are making good money on those POV "girl talks to you" websites that sell downloads. Guys like COSPLAY and pay just to walk around a ComicCon as people point and roll their eyes. Watta world!
Racist? In 2006, Pat Boone issued “R&B DUET HITS” singing with James Brown, Sam & Dave, Smokey Robinson, The Four Tops, and others. They didn’t think Pat was a bad guy, so why should you?
Pat Boone singing “Tutti Fruiti” in 1957 was giving Little Richard songwriting royalties he would not have gotten on his own. Most American ears were not tuned to R&B back then, and there were few R&B radio stations. When The Beatles covered Little Richard and Chuck Berry in 1963-64 were they racists too? Pat didn't "rip off" Richard any more than The Beatles did. Royalties were paid.
Everyone acknowledges that black gospel and R&B influenced white rock. Whites like Mick Jagger and John Lennon shouldn’t be allowed to sing black? That’s what Etta James thought when she sneered at Genya Ravan: “How DARE you sing black?” But on the flip side, Leontyne Price, Kathleen Battle and Grace Bumbry sang opera, and Andre Watts played Tchaikovsky.
Anybody should feel comfortable singing R&B or C&W or whatever they want. In 1957 C&W artists were as absent from the Billboard charts as R&B artists were. You could therefore argue that people were racist about Southern and Nashville whites as Southern and urban blacks. Little Richard has had 60 years to rant about Pat Boone if he wanted to. He hasn’t. That should tell you something.
Here's a digitized version of the TV show, with a little more...black and white contrast.
At Sonny's pizza joint, saucy David Steinberg uses an outrageous accent to impress waitress Cher. Is this a tasty triangle?
After fame for his twisted Bible monologues, David Steinberg developed his character as a Groucho-esque madcap psychiatrist, and performed it in sketch comedy with various happless guest-star patients. Here, it's Sonny Bono.
Robert Shields and Lorene Yarnell in their prime. Animatronic mime was a specialty. They were married for 14 years, and did a few reunion tours after the divorce. She was inside Dot Matrix, the robot voiced by Joan Rivers in "Spaceballs." Lorene moved to Norway after her marriage to Bjorn Jansson, and that marriage lasted 14 years...ending with her ruptured brain aneurysm death in 2010. Shields paints and designs jewelry, and lives in Arizona.
The stars of the surprise blockbuster STAR WARS talk to Mike Douglas: Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford
Mummenschanz, noted for the flexibility of their mime...they used dance, alternate figure shapes, costumes and even masks. They created a new world between Marceau and Muppets.
Return the glorious days of the Mummenschanz troupe, when they were toruing the world with their unique mime and dance inventions
A parody of every French erotic ditty, here's Jane Girkin and Hancoise Fardy doing their best to convince you that celery and cheese makes for great foreplay.
With his voice fading, Rudy Vallee turned to stand-up comedy and issued two albums, "This Is Your Rudy Vallee" for Crown and "The Funny Side of Rudy Vallee" for Jubilee. What a trouper. Give him credit for memorizing all those "so ugly" jokes!
In 1965, about 10 years after his brief, frantic days as a kiddie TV host, Pinky Lee gets a rare talk show date with Mike Douglas. Pinky jokes, dances, and announces his plan to star in "Little World," a show about Jimmy Savo. It never reached Broadway. A former burlesque star, Pinky returned to the territory when he joined Roy Radin's touring variety shows in the 80's.
Robert Lansing and his controversial departure from "12 O'Clock High" in favor of Paul Burke. He ends his segment by reading "Birches" by Robert Frost.
Here's one of England's favorites, LES DAWSON. Funny, his opening, "Good Evening, Fun Hunters," is similar to Jackie Vernon, across the pond, who used to start his shows with "Good Evening, Fun Seekers."
This is what "variety" shows were all about. First up, George Jones does "White Lightning" and then Eydie covers Hank Williams' "If you Loved Me Half as Much as I Love You" and then George, Eydie and Jimmy finish up with "JAMBALAYA."
Pat McCormick interviews Don Adams, who looks like he's been to the Ernie Kovacs wardrobe department (and would later pass the outfit to Arte Johnson for Arte's "Tyrone" character). Complete with non-Liverpool wig, Adams describes his singing sensations, who have nothing to do with The Beatles. Would you believe...
The country side of Eydie Gorme, as she sings "I Really Don't Want To Know" and "Someday You'll Want Me to Want You"
Rowlf is irked that there are so few songs written about dogs! What can be done about this??
Historical (not necessarily hysterical) comedy from Ford and Hines, back in the un-PC days. It was the time of Buddy Hackett doing the "Chinese Waiter" routine and the "Harry Kari" novelty songs (by Swedish dialect comic Yogi Yorgesson moonlighting in an Asian accent). Making fun of our differences? Bringing us closer together? Or something more sinister? What was "ethnic comedy" about when done by non-ethnics?
The first Muppet to make it to Prime Time, Rowlf was a real song and dance dog, and pretty good with the jokes, too!
Back when the Indians were not called Native Americans, Molly Bee dressed up with some back-up help...to sing "Wouldn't it Be Loverly" the cockney song from "My Fair Lady" --- as an Indian maid. Wacky lady! And since there are still Cleveland Indians, maybe this isn't so un-PC after all. Stay with it, for a "straight" duet at the end.
One of the first Muppets to make it to prime time was the beloved ROWLF, who also had aspirations of being a Las Vegas headliner!
The great Jim Reeves, followed by Eydie Gorme doing a Don Gibson cover on "Oh Lonesome Me." Plus the finale, "This Ole House," which was a Stuart Hamblen classic.
Eydie Gorme put out a country album and promoted it with these TV performances. "Make The World Go Away" was a hit for Eddy Arnold and "I Walk the Line" was originally by Johnny Cash. Bonus -- "Mississippi Mud"
Circa 1961, Don Adams is Dr. Irving Von Glick, supervising plans to send a rocket to the moon. (Glick would also be the last name he used as the house detective on "The Bill Dana Show")
An elegant rendition from Dinah Shore circa 1973. Rights controlled by UMPG Publishing and others, who get revenue from this stream. Not an "I don't own copyright, but I'll up it anyway" item.
Along with Allan Sherman ("Pop Hates The Beatles") "song butchers" Homer & Jethro took aim at the Fab Four. They offered parody versions of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" and "She Loves You," and here on TV, turned the classic "Boll Weevil" folk song into "The Four Beatles." The Boll Weevil bug was "lookin' for a home" in the original, and here the duo are bugged and "gonna send 'em home." All in fun, of course.
Jack Palance, who once played Jekyll and Hyde, takes us to Scotland and discusses William Brodie, who is thought to have inspired Robert Louis Stevenson to write the horror tale.
Jackie Mason in 1963, joking about the Republican candidates for President (Nixon, Goldwater and Rockefeller). Next, his thoughts on fixing Congress and dealing with Israel. "Mazel tov!"
The creator of Perry Mason introduces us to his light hearted new TV detective series idea, "Cool and Lam." (Bertha Cool played by Benay Venuta and Donald Lam played by Billy Pearson). Look for veterans Tris Coffin and tough paloma Alison Hayes (the 50 foot woman) in bit parts.
The Great Stone Face of modern stand-up was Pat Paulsen. No editorial here, just a lecture on the art of English Cooking. Kidney Pie, Kippers or Porridge anyone? Mutton Stew!!
Here’s a minute from President Obama's interview with David Letterman, January 2018. The message is to GET IN THE GAME. To be an activist: If you see an injustice, be willing to do something about it. That’s not always easy, but it’s necessary. That’s how progress is made; ordinary people deciding, “You know what, that’s not right.” If you DON’T try to take action, you are part of the problem and “somebody’s benefiting from the status quo.” Change is difficult because of apathy, and because there are people who don’t want change. You can make changes. By taking an interest, others will, too, and the ball begins to roll.
Future Batman Adam West, future Lost in Space star Mark Goddard and future head of the Mod Squad Tige Andrews join Robert Taylor in separating the students from the lethal punks at Wellington School.
"It Kinda Makes You Wonder" was a song in the notorious one-performance musical "Kelly." With Moose Charlap supplying the music, it seemed a surefire hit. That was probably why Jerry Van Dyke was offered a chance to possibly get a hit from one of the show's songs. You kinda "wonder" what Mr. Kelly (or another cast member) was doing while singing this piece. Here, we can imagine playing "laser pointer" games with boids. Charlap's wife Sandy Stewart was in the original cast. Lyrics are by Eddie Lawrence, who is best remembered for his "Old Philosopher" novelty 45's. He was also in "Bells are Ringing," and his paintings (under his real name Lawrence Eisler) are true works of art. Jerry, who showed such promise guesting as Stacy Petrie on a few episodes of "The Dick Van Dyke Show," was quickly picked to join the cast of "The Judy Garland Show." He was in the running to play Jack Mullaney's part in the sitcom "My Living Doll," and Gilligan on "Gilligan's Island." Instead, figuring a talking car could be as much of a hit as previous sitcoms about a talking dog and a talking horse, he starred for a year in "My Mother the Car." Later, "Accidental Family" and ultimately, won fans and Emmy nominations. for his co-starring on "Coach." He also appeared regular in regional theater. In 2011 he teamed with Tommy Smothers for a production of "The Sunshine Boys."
1959 - Best quality on this rarity. Gene illustrates one of the more baffling lyrics in all of dance music. BALLIN' THE JACK?? Here's how it's done....complete with pre-Bob Fosse "jazz hands."
Donald O'Connor 1959, doing his eccentric, athletic, comic dancing and singing. You gotta SMILE!
Vintage TV here -- as dancing masters Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor, plus beautiful vocalist Carol Lawrence take us back to the good old days of vaudeville-era comedy and songs
A very vivid encounter between Dave and "the oldest CBS page" Johnny Dark, from 2005. The humor IS a bit Dark (even though Johnny's real last name is not Dark...it's Koletes). The insults and glowering is quite different from the impressions and comedy bits Johnny did years earlier in live stand-up and on the "Donny and Marie" show. Dave was such a fan, Johnny did about 50 cameo appearances on the show. And yes, Paul, we get the music you play as he walks out...Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages."
Were they thinking "dark haired Marilyn Monroe?" Sort of makin' a copy with a darker setting? Oh, today there's a dark edge to this bit of office fantasy, but who were they selling machines to? Rich guys who owned businesses and wanted an office worker just like her.
"LET'S HAVE FUN" - Chuck McCann in some memorable 60's commercials. The last two feature sad-sack foil Bill Fiore.
Two "Sons of the Desert," Chuck McCann and Dick Van Dyke, have fun impersonating their idols Laurel & Hardy. But...there's a bit of sly satire here, as "The Garry Moore Show" reminds us that "The Honeymooners" may have "updated" what Stan and Ollie did long ago. Oh, and something else that's sly...the sketch is about a Hoover vacuum cleaner salesman because the show was sponsored by Hoover.
Harry Champion might be best known for recording "I'm Henry VIII" way before Herman's Hermits. He was a boisterous fast-patter comic singer, beloved in the British Music Halls. He sang about his pudgy wife, his weird kids (named Boiled Beef and Carrots) and here, his love of cummy-cummy-cum-cum CUCUMBER! For more info on Harry, read "Comedy Stars at 78rpm" by Ronald L. Smith
A fun segment from the old quiz show TO TELL THE TRUTH. Yes, there were liberated ladies back then...of course it was such a novelty that some turned up on TV quiz shows.
"THE OBJECT IS!" An obscure, kind of confusing quiz show hosted by Dick Clark, with a great panel: future Batgirl Yvonne Craig, Dwayne Hickman (Dobie Gillis forever), and Hans Conried, radio voice wizard who on TV was everybody from Snidley Whiplash to Uncle Tonoose
Split from his elder partner Bud Abbott, Lou Costello was frisky on TV reviving classic bits like "The Necklace" routine. Here he's teamed with Gabriel Dell, who was once a member of the Dead End Kids aka the East Side Kids (who eventually went totally for laughs as The Bowery Boys).
We're havin' a heat wave, and the question for the "men in the street" is what to do about it? Interesting advice comes from Don Knotts as a brain surgeon. The "man in the street" bit was a clever re-working of the old Fred "Allen's Alley" interview segment on radio.
June 1957 and Jonathan offers what will become his most popular character, Maude Frickert. Her spooky nemesis Lenny somehow got dropped along the way, and she eventually took flight as "The World's Oldest Airline Stewardess" and the inspiration for Johnny Carson's Aunt Blabby.
The comedy of destruction. Laurel & Hardy did it, and so did Letterman. Watch 90 tons of pressure applied to soap, bananas, a trumpet, toaster, electric fan, and a TV set playing "Live at Five" with Sue Simmons and Jack Cafferty.
Hamilton Burger (William Talman) is almost ready to punch Perry Mason. Perry has constantly interrupted his cross-examination of Della Street, and called his questions INCOMPETENT, IRRELEVANT AND IMMATERIAL. Even Lt. Tragg is amused by all this!
A nostalgic wink at John Davidson's time hosting Hollywood Squares, as he tosses questions at Pia Zadora, Chris Lemmon, Bob Costas and Jm J. Bullock. CAN you roast nuts in a microwave??
For more on Shelley Berman, check "Stars of Stand-Up" and "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald L. Smith. Berman, as even Lenny Bruce joked about on stage, was an intense performer. But he undeservedly got his reputation further darkened by an incident captured on the comedy special "Comedian Backstage." Those who knew Shelley, attest that he was a kind, gentle soul. If he was a perfectionist in his comedy, well, the fact that it won the Grammy and other awards, and has endured for so long, proves his genius.
Nearly bumped, Richard gets a chance to plug his "Boy from New York City" special. Jeni was one of standup's brightest stars, always well prepared with a comedy set everyone could enjoy.
Is it an Impossible Dream...a good 1988? Well, maybe you remember back and recall if it was that good or that bad. If Tom and Dick got more chances to perform, it was pretty good! YouTube oyalties on this go to carsonentertainmentgroup
What a combination! "I've photographed and interviewed both Emo and Joan, and had a great time with both of them...really nice people. This is a great, historic clip. Joan was a great hostess, and Emo...one of a kind." Ronald L. Smith, editor of RAVE Magazine, author of WHO'S WHO IN COMEDY.
She was just sweet sixteen when cast on "F-Troop." She soon became one of the show's most beloved stars. She could sing, too. We remember the sweet, vivacious, talented MELODY PATTERSON.
The Edge was too edgy for its time. Here's Wayne Knight (yes, Seinfeld's NEWMAN) dialing up a date with...Catwoman?? Julie Brown is fantastic as always.
Gad, what comedians could do in the early 30's. Minstrel-type comedy was still allowed, and in color (you should pardon the expression). Also here, some bizarre Indian (er, Native American) humor, tinged with Yiddish self-abuse. Posted for historical purposes, although Cantor fans might find it hysterical.
"I hope you're happy now!!" Stan does his famous cry in this Laurel and Hardy moment. Stan's tearful mask of tragedy produced great comedy!
The Edge was too edgy for its time. Perhaps in parody of parasites propping up old stars in general (like Martha Raye in one infamous case), here, Julie Brown impersonates a Ruby Keeler-type of star. Yes, the show was on in 1993, and Keeler died in 1993.
The Edge was too edgy for its time. Here's Julie Brown with her sharp and cutting version of MADONNA, who had just published her photo book SEX. Later, the question is What is William Shatner doing RIGHT NOW??
Over 50 years ago, Jonathan Winters sent some friends a self-pressed album (just code-credited to JW). It included some of his own bits, but also some "underground" tapes he liked. He got a kick out of a manly cigarette commercial being turned upside down with a gay slant. It's possible some gays would blast this thing at a parade for a "we're here and we're queer" shock laugh. A lot of comedy is based purely on "surprise." This IS a surprise. Who got together to record it and where Jonny got it, nobody knows. He found Phyllis Diller cackling over a joke she couldn't dare use on TV. What DO you call somebody who shovels cement?? AND lastly, Freddy Cannon has a blooper moment during a promo recording. Jon thought his pals would be amused. Now it's here for historical purposes. Jonny dug far out and edgy audio 50 years ago, and some of it still capable of raising eyebrows today!
Here are some clips from Jonny's private stash. As Ronald L. Smith mentioned in the "Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," Winters self-pressed this stuff on vinyl for a few dozen pals. It's Jonny ad-libbing on tape in front of pals, working on bits he might use on stage. Some of it was more in the Lenny Bruce-type vein, which he enjoyed but knew wasn't what his audience would accept back then.
Here are some clips from Jonny's private stash. As Ronald L. Smith mentioned in the "Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," Winters self-pressed this stuff on vinyl for a few dozen pals. It's Jonny ad-libbing on tape in front of pals, working on bits he might use on stage. Some of it was more in the Lenny Bruce-type vein, which he enjoyed but knew wasn't what his audience would accept back then.
Here are some clips from Jonny's private stash. As Ronald L. Smith mentioned in the "Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," he self-pressed this stuff on vinyl for a few dozen pals. It's Jonny ad-libbing on tape in front of pals, working on bits he might use on stage.
Here are some clips from Jonny's private stash. He self-pressed this stuff on vinyl for a few dozen pals. It's Jonny ad-libbing on tape, thinking up bits he might use on stage.
Maybe the "Hiroshito" pronunciation was unintentional? Maybe not! Here's a quickie...it's DELLA REESE telling us about the Kamikaze Suicide Squad.
You remember the "made-for-TV" musical CINDERELLA? It originally starred Julie Andrews. Here's Jeri Southern doing a song that was originally sung by the show's "Prince Charming."
Jonathan Winters is a sport...impersonating a fisherman and talking about fishing. And if cooked fish disagrees with you, stay around for the TUMS commercial. Hmm, that guy put a dime down, didn't he, but he took TWO rolls of Tums, didn't he?
There are always strange people in the audience when Jonathan Winters is on stage. He points them out. Next, remember Betty Johnson?
Lovable Pinky and Perky (created by Jan and Vlasta Dalibor) sing The Hawaiian War Chant. Plus as much of Conchita the Cow as copyright laws and fair use permit.
Yes, that's BARRY MCGUIRE, pre-"Eve of Destruction," featured in The New Christy Minstrels. Several rousing songs here!
Will Holt recorded several solo albums, as well as "On the Brink" with his wife Dolly Jonah. They were a great comedy team that worked at the same time as colleagues Stiller & Meara and Nichols & May. (Check Ronald L. Smith's "Comedy On Record" or "Goldmine Comedy Price Guide" for more). Will adapted a political tune into "The MTA Song," and recorded it before the Kingston Trio did. He adapted "Lemon Tree" with new lyrics, and it became a hit for Trini Lopez. Will wrote the lyrics for the vaudevillian tune "One of Those Songs" which Durante and others sang ("It's just one of those songs that you hear now and then...") He wrote musicals, too including "The Me Nobody Knows."
Naomi had a million selling record...playing Jackie Kennedy on "The First Family." A skilled singer, here's her rendition of the poignant "Turn Around."
Sapristi Briscoe! To tell the Truth, legal Betting Shops in England have been around since the 60's. In 1964 a Beauty Contest picked a real winner. But who? See if you can figure it out which pretty lady is telling the truth.
Late 50's, when characters searched for authors, tapes Krapped, and the new world of beatniks and Capote and Kerouac all espresso'd their expressions amid jazz, therapy, the age of anxiety and the rage for cool. It's all too far out, and thus, some cats cranked up the satire. Dig? Don't ask for whom the doorbell tolls, and just take this dream sequence to be a sparkling Julie in your precious memories.
Verrrrry interesting. Arte Johnson being spun into a sitcom? He had two "Get Smart" writers penning this pilot, so it could've flown. Instead of a secret agent, Arte played a "master detective," capable of many disguises. Yes, including a German soldier. Jim Hutton's in here, along with veteran sitcom character actress Reta Shaw.
Fun combo here, as Frankie and Nat chuckle over the trends of the day, and sing together
Fans might remember all the years Dennis Blair opened for George Carlin. He's also topped the bill in comedy clubs around the nation. Here's a vintage bit as supposed Barry Manilow fan Dennis has some fun with the gruff stylings of Springsteen and John Mellencamp.
SAPRISTI! It's the wild genius himself, SPIKE MILLIGAN, giving one of his great, eccentric stand-up performances. He reached a level where he could do pretty much anything he wanted, and his audience supported him. With laughs. With applause. "Any money???"
The powerful Carr revs her engines and tests the speed of sound. Few had the carrrrrisma of VICKI CARR.
Great performance from FRANK GORSHIN, who was enjoying new fame as THE RIDDLER on "Batman." Yes, he does Kirk Douglas and Burt Lancaster, and also Peter Falk, Rod Steiger, and twists his face into...LEE J. COBB??? Lots more laughs as he laughs like Widmark, Greenstreet and...The Riddler!
Here's a stunning, stinging, sexy performance of HONEYSUCKLE ROSE, from the legend herself, MARLENE. (Don't ask Marlene who?)
Ebullient Rolf Harris with his flexible metal percussion and his accordion. The comments should remain about the music and the performance. The art of his folk music delighted thousands if not millions around the world.
Starting in the 60's, women were throwing away their old-fashioned DEAD bras, and wearing Playtex instead. The Living bras had "Living Stretch" and "Fashion Magic," two. Too.
Some fresh wisecracks precede Groucho's lively rendition of "I'm Dr. Hackenbush." Playing straight is Groucho's sister-in-law Dee Hartford. (His wife: Eden Hartford). The short-skirted nurses have a good time doing some amusing moves with the ever-excited Doc. The Ruby & Kalmar song was cut from "A Day at the Races," sad to say. There was at least one straight song too many in that film!
Norman Mailer discusses his book on Marilyn. He never actually met her, but Julie Newmar did. There's also a brief word from head stooge Moe Howard!
Julie Newmar made her Broadway debut as the ballerina in "Silk Stockings." She would later sing and dance all across America in productions of "Stop the World," "Damn Yankees" and more. Here she is, teaching Roger and Mike some moves, and then ad-libbing dance moves on her own
To tell the truth, there's DOUBLE FUN in this little segment. Which guy makes a living renting reindeer for Christmas pageants and displays and...which one turns out to be Johnny Marks, the Jewish guy who wrote "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer??" He also wrote "Holly Jolly Christmas" and many other Yuletide standards. Ralph Bellamy, Johnny Carson and Betty White are part of the panel, Dec 11, 1961
WHAT? Here's Vinnie in a vintage Ringo Special. Ringo is having some problems, including having a double, and John Ritter figures the solution is Psychiatrist Vincent Price. George Harrison is here, and "A Little Help From My Friends" gets an unusual rendition. This is all of Vinnie's cameo moments.
Lighten up! The Heine Smeck Band visited North Korea, and brought cheerful RAGTIME-DIXIELAND BAND MUSIC with them! Soon the soldiers were feeling the beat! Cool! And nothing can cool relations between countries like The Heine Smeck Band. This ragtime medley was arranged and conducted by Heine Smeck himself! Let music soothe world tension! You can't beat SMECK PERCUSSION and there's nothing like those HEINE WINDS.
Hot Julie Newmar on the Kaye Show, around the time she was touring the country as Lola in "Damn Yankees." Julie purrs that weather report, and kicks up a storm. Yes, that's Howard Morris joining Kaye at the end.
Shalane Flanagan became the first woman to win the NYC Marathon in FORTY YEARS. At around the same time she crossed the finish line, here's the scene at East 79th. 55 degrees, misty rain, and some typically odd people watching & participating....(Upped to YouTube by 3pm. It might not be good but it's fast!)
SInister Boris Karloff invades a home, and finds a little boy in the kitchen....to learn more about the radio work of Karloff, Lugosi, Lorre, Price and all the greats, read: "HORROR STARS ON RADIO" by Ronald L. Smith (McFarland).
No, the panel isn't out to guess which one is RAY EVANS (of the Jewish songwriting team Livingston-Evans, who wrote the Christmas classic "Silver Bells."). He's an imposter. Ray and his partner won 3 Oscars for "Buttons and Bows," "Que Sera Sera" and "Mona Lisa." The team also wrote many hit TV themes including "Mr. Ed" and "Bonanza" (yes, there were words for the "Bonanza" theme!) So...try and guess who is the Texas millionaire, and who is the Songwriter...along with Polly Bergen, Dick Van Dyke, and the rest of the panel.
No, the panel WAS NOT asked to pick out the real CLARENCE NASH, voice of Donald Duck. They were asked to pick out the guy who made a living with WEEDER GEESE! Clarence was an imposter. See if you can pick out the Goose Guy and the Duck Voice! Gene Rayburn is guest host.
Can somebody watch TOO much TV? Classic skit with Carol Burnett, Garry Moore, Peter Lawford and Durward Kirby. Carol''s sketch comedy training came via Garry's TV show.
Pronounced "Stry Sand" (accent on the Sand), Garry Moore introduces TV audiences to a fantastic new Broadway musical-comedy star. Why, she can even sing STRAIGHT songs! That would be WHEN THE SUN COMES OUT. Stay with this, for how she helps break for a commercial. Bombastic!
Hedda Hopper's camera crew catch up with Lucy at the Desilu Studio, where she's about to take a look at the shooting of "The Untouchables." Then, some words from Bob Cummings and an intense (as always) Anthony Perkins.
Gloria Swanson on the old days, Debbie Reynolds on the busy world of modern actresses (in 1960!) - Also a glimpse of that Horror Hotel scream queen Venetia Stevenson, thanks to Hedda Hopper
Hedda Hopper introduces 14 year-old Liza Minnelli, who takes on Moms signature song, OVER THE RAINBOW. 1960.
Blonde Louise Kennedy scored an unlikely hit in Thailand with PU YAI LEE (that's how it is spelled on the label). Also called Poo Yai Lee and even Puyai Lee. Here, she gives a taste of it for American audiences, backed by Norman Paris and his group. While the French YEH YEH girls were very popular, Asian "A GO GO" gals did well, too, spreading the dance beat to all corners of the globe.
Buffy demonstrates the primitive MOUTH BOW, which might be a cousin to another ancient instrument involving twang, the Jew's Harp (aka Jaws Harp). After showing how it's done, she performs one of her best loved songs, "Until It's Time For You To Go." 1966
On this fun To Tell the Truth segment, 3 contestants all claim to be JIMMY WALKER, who spends his days tending to the Okefenokee Swamp, and at night performs with the Swampers. On the SWAMPERS label, Walker recorded "Swamp Country." Can erudite Rex Reed (at the time merely a NY Times freelancer) fool anyone on the panel? Yes you get to hear "Swamp Country" the song that was also used in the film of the same name (but not performed by Jimmy in the movie).
John Byner does Bing Crosby and then they both look back at Palace bloopers and comedy highlights. Smile and glimpse the greats: Buddy Hackett, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, Rich Little, Rowan and Martin, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Sid Caesar, Allan Sherman, Victor Borge, Groucho Marx, Reiner & Brooks and Milton Berle
They made it look SO easy. Great charm, great comic personalities, and it always seemed like it was ad-libbed and not scripted. Tom and Dick Smothers pay tribute to Harry Chapin and add some extra fun to "Six String Orchestra." Tommy really does some fine acting to make this song poignant as well as funny.
During a pledge break, Maxine Marx, author of "Growing up with Chico" recalls how Groucho's mother affected his view of women. Plus some trivia on all the brothers
Fun parody here, and "hey, that's NEWMAN as Curly!" (Wayne Knight). The boys try to deal with demonic position. Why soitanly!
A touching tribute to Burns and Allen, from the great impressionist Louise DuArt, one of the funniest people ever born in Quincy, Massachusetts. (Bill Dana's also from Quincy!).
Some fun at the Palace, as Tony Randall, who always loved a duet (remember his "Odd Couple" album with Jack Klugman) joins Allan Sherman for a spirited version of "One Hippopotami."
Bette Davis has a great sense of humor as she tries to fool the To Tell the Truth panel with the help of two Davis impersonators. One is Kaye Ballard, and the other, voice expert Pat Bright, whose audio credits range from "Life with Liz and Dick" (topical novelty album on the Taylor-Burton marriage) to "Gall in the Family" (a Mad magazine flexi-disc on The Bunker family).
Tony Randall introduces the Allan Sherman parody. (And, yes, the music publishers are getting paid directly from YouTube every time someone streams this!)
As an added lagniappe, Tony Randall offers a monologue as a disc jockey. (The strange word turned up on Tony's first comedy album, for Imperial).
Who wants to be a millionaire? John Beresford Tipton doesn't ask, he just hands out the check. In this episode (unedited; complete) Betty White as waitress Virginia Lennart gets the surprise bounty. TAX FREE! Originally aired October 17th,1956.
America's most acclaimed talk show interviewer Dick Cavett, helps Roger promote "The Persuaders." YOU are THERE...fun vintage commercials intact, including feminine hygiene powder and Zsa Zsa Gabor on meat seasoning.
One of the most beloved stars of his era, here's Arthur Godfrey in nostalgia mode. He offers "A Million Tomorrows (for one yesterday)." "Trail of the Lonesome Pine" (yes, "in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia...") "Little Grass Shack," a dash of his infamous "Too Fat Polka" (no, that's not PC at all for these times), "This is All I Ask," and more.
Warm and winning, Dorothy Collins opens with some dancing and a bit of "Hi Lili Hi Lo," and then offers "It's Beautiful" and the title track of a Broadway hit show, gender-changed to "He Loves Me." Yes, those were the days when they gender-changed the song title, not the person. But things change. And great vocalists are timeless.
Unforgettable Roy and Dale sing solo and together (and with the Sons of the Pioneers) offering some of their most famous songs.
Shelley Berman was known for his airplane routine, which dissected the hell of modern travel. Following an infamous crash of two planes in mid-flight, the sensitive comic stopped doing the bit. (He mentions this in the audio preface to the routine when it was re-issued on the "Let Me Tell you a Funny Storry" compilation album). Asked to perform it years later, he offers newer observations instead.
Brilliant in comic support as someone fussy or severe, Billy De Wolfe's monologue character was Mrs. Mergatroyd, played convincingly sans drag. A hat and maybe a shawl was enough. Shave the precise mustache? Never!
Master satirist Shelley Berman captured the new Age of Anxiety with scalding monologues on frustration, inhumanity and neuroses. Here, a man makes a phone call to get help...he sees a woman dangling from the ledge of a department store window.
One of Shelley's great routines in the Age of Anxiety...trying to get a doctor to make a house call.
Pantomime to music...Jerry Lewis plays a janitor who has a dream of glory; conducting an orchestra.
Here's some nostalgia...a wacky "fake talk show" set for the Hall of Famer Phil Rizzuto shilling for The Money Store, then 1-800-Mattres (leave the last S off for SAVINGS), Advil (good idea) and then Nissan gives us a fantasy glimpse of Christie Brinkley
The late great Shelley Berman mellowed from those darkly comic phone calls that mirrored the "Age of Anxiety" in the late 50's and early 60's. Instead of being in a room with no windows or door, or the "morning after" a cat-throwing drunk scene at a party, in his 70's and 80's TV appearances he often enumerated life's little moments of agony. The Mount Rushmore of Comedy, the game-changers of that era, were Lenny Bruce, Mort Sahl, Jonathan Winters and Shelley Berman.
One of the funniest segments ever, the panel interview a horse racing expert who knows all about an intimate way to detect Kidney Sweat and whether to bet on a horse who might have the Heaves.
“The Search for Bridey Murphy,” (book and later record album) was a sensation back in 1956. A housewife from Pueblo, Colorado was hypnotized into discovering a past life in Ireland. Using an Irish accent under hypnosis, she claimed she had been Bridey Murphy, born in 1798 and died in 1864.
To protect her identity, Virginia Tighe, was given the pseudonym Ruth Simmons. The book’s promise that reincarnation is possible, led to a flurry of investigations by reporters, who journeyed to Cork to verify the revelations Ruth Simmons told. Some parts of the story rang true, some didn’t. Ruth had never been to Ireland so how could she know so many obscure facts? The book was made into a movie, with Teresa Wright in the lead.
Stan Freberg thought the whole thing worth a laugh, and along with the great June Foray (who died in August, 2017), offered “The Quest For Bridey Hammerschlaugen,” with jokes about what a certain Goldie Smith’s past lives could’ve been.
Not particularly relishing the spotlight, Virginia Tighe (April 27, 1923 – July 12, 1995) didn’t do a lot of talk shows. This “To Tell the Truth” broadcast is a rare chance to see her.
Liberace recalls the time he watched Helen Morgan perform. Impersonating Morgan is Sandy Ellis
Vintage Comedy Sketch from the Golden Era of TV - a look at the current RECESSION, and how people are coping with low earnings and more debt. Great running gags here
TOM POSTON does the Ed McMahon duty, playing straight to...THE QUESTION MAN, Steverino. Some trace the gag back to Ernie Kovacs and/or gag writer Bob Arbogast. No question Steve popularized the concept, and Johnny added the flourish (and the byplay with Ed) to make it comedy gold.
Which one IS the real Linda Laurie, who spoke all the dialogue on "Ambrose Part 5" and later recorded two sequels??
The panel tries to guess which guy was briefly a member of OUR GANG. This show marks a very early TV appearance for Barney Martin, later of SEINFELD fame
Gene boldly goes over to Garry Moore's quiz show (isn't that Garry faking the "Star Trek" narration over the theme song?) Can the panel pluck out the right Roddenberry? (Would it have killed Moore to have mentioned Gene's previous work on "Have Gun Will Travel?")
The panel tries to guess the man who coined the phrase ROCK AND ROLL. Alan Freed (December 15, 1921 – January 20, 1965). R.I.P. at last: Freed's ashes were originally in New York where he died, but ended up at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. After 12 years, the Hall asked his family to come get the ashes and find a new permanent place for them.
"Wayward Wind" had her taken for Granted, but now she's the legendary LADY GOGI. Here's an example of why she's so unforgettable.
"Mr. Wonderful" swings "That Old Black Magic" and then offers the ballad "Earthbound." Final treat...some song and dance between Sammy, his Dad and his Uncle
Vintage Tony Bennett here, doing his hit of the day, "Young and Warm and Wonderful" and...in a rather innovative move, going outside the studio to play with the kids on the street and sing "Pennies from Heaven."
How many of the FOUR panelists (Tom Poston, Rita Gam, Don Ameche and Betty White) are going to guess the REAL Fabulous Moolah, who had just won the championship? What a surprise!
Funny guys, all. None of them seemed to know what was going on with the latest union conflict of the day. It makes no sense now, either, but you can't help smile when Louis, Don and Tom are on the screen.
Among Latin sex symbols who are actually, Jewish ABBE LANE easily eclipsed Ricardo Cortez! And Abbe remains one of the all time semitic HOTTIES, along with Lauren Bacall, Lizabeth Scott, Tina Louise, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, Eliabeth Berkley, Gal Gadot, Paula Abdul and Gina Gershon. Nu? Enough with the "funny, you don't look Jewish" stuff! No es necessario, eh?
A nice moment for Chuck Connors, who was the Cowboy in Africa, but remains Branded for most as "The Rifleman."
Here's an unusual version of ACCentuate the Positive, begun as a preacher's sermon (from Ernie Ford) before getting swung by congregation members Peggy, Johnny and Steve! Great stuff, yes? YES (don't say NO or be Mr. Inbetween).
Comedy interview segment featuring Louis Nye, Howard McNear and Belle Montrose as ordinary people asked their opinion of CALYPSO MUSIC. McNear's musing, half-comical personality shows through again (as it did when he played Doc Adams on radio's 'Gunsmoke' and Floyd the Barber on "The Andy Griffith Show." A surprise is Belle Montrose (as Meg) making a rare cameo on her son Steverino's show.
Here's a rare comedy sketch appearance for lanky ballplayer-turned-western TV star Chuck Connors. "The Gang" is all here...Don Knotts, Louis, Steve and more.
Vintage Tony: Mam'selle", "Lullaby of Broadway", and "This Could Be the Start of Something Big"
It was great jokes and a winning personality that made 'Jose Jimenez' so popular. Jose was just another Chaplinesque little guy trying to make his way in the world. For more info on Bill Dana's Jose records check "Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide," and "Comedy on Record." For more on Blll Dana and other great comedians, read "Stars of Stand-Up Comedy" and "Who's Who in Comedy," all by comedy expert Ronald L. Smith.
Imagine if a sexy siren (hoyden, vamp, etc.) did stand-up ala Henny Youngman! Heeeeeeere's....Ginger Rogers!!
Henny promotes his new comedy album. Fans of comedy records should get a copy of the out of print Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide, which is fully annotated. It's one of the many fine books by comedy authority Ronald L. Smith, author of Stars of Stand-Up and Who's Who in Comedy
Nebraska's Genevieve Hering risked spelling errors and confusion with Ann Sothern when she became JERI SOUTHERN. Fortunately her singing was so distinctive, she became a popular star in the late 50's. "Jeri Southern" was a name you still find in the record racks, even though she retired in the 60's. 7 Decca records, 3 on Roulette, and 2 on Capitol...they're still available to bring you a lot of listening pleasure.
Pop tunes swing, and swing tunes pop, when June, Mel and Steve have a few moments for a melody medley.
The Don Rickles Roast opens with Flip Wilson, who heats things up with unexpected but very welcome deadpan rudeness. MC Jack E. Leonard is delighted. Jackie Vernon is up next with hooker humor, deviating a bit from the "dull man" routines that were getting him attention. Next, a quick greeting from Ed Sullivan. Ed gets off a surprise or two!
A one-season wonder, IT'S ABOUT TIME had a great cast of comic character stars. Naturally, back then no sitcom seemed to air WITHOUT an explanatory theme song! Wade Denning and The Port Washingtons give their version of it.
Caution - You Can't UN-See This. Is there allure in very Plus Size women? Indeed. IT KINDA MAKES YUH WONDER, DON'T IT?
Here's an old (before fur coats were passe) clip of legendary Tallulah in action. The Automat was a fun place to visit, at least once. The novelty was better than the food. The humorously extravagant and ebullient Ms. Bankhead has her problems with it....
The buxom star with the bodacious sense of humor, Jayne got laughs on Broadway opposite Orson Bean in "Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter." And...she gets laughs spoofing the "Person to Person" Ed Murrow format.
Jonny's take on Amateur Talent Contests appeared on his "Down to Earth" album. He's a live TV version. For more info on comedy records in general, check "The Goldmine Comedy Record Price Guide" (which has detailed annotation, not just prices) or "Comedy on Record," from comedy authority Ronald L. Smith.
"Romeo and Juliet" by Shakespeare? Romeo Robert Ryan gets some directorial advice from...JOSE JIMENEZ...as portrayed by the warm wonderful writer/actor Bill Dana.
Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the USA's most beloved stars, the All-American girl-next-door, CONNIE FRANCIS. From ballads to bombast, she did it all, and she united all types of people with her albums of Italian hits, Jewish hits, pop and teen hits, kiddie songs and more.
You remember The Kingston Trio. You might even remember The Ivy League Trio. BUT...the Beta Alpha Delta Trio? AKA, The BAD Trio?? It's Tim Conway, Jim Nabors and Tim Conway (back when he was known as Tom Conway) spoofing the folk music scene.
Texas legend Juanita Slusher, aka CANDY BARR. Before Martin Briley and "You Ain't Worth the Salt in My Tears" there was sweetheart Annette Henshaw with this 78rpm put-down.
Here's the swingin' Rufus Harley (1936-2006) and his trio sweeping up "Chim Chim Cheree." He played many instruments, but gained fame for being a JAZZ BAGPIPER.
Legendary RIKKI STARR, first on "2 Tell the Truth" and then in action. Did Rikki study the Mabel Normand-Charlie Chaplin era silent films, or Keaton? Or Joe Besser? Gorgeous George turns up to watch Rikki do those unique moves, taking on a much, much bigger foe (hmmm, like a Chaplin fighting an Eric Campbell??) Dick Van Dyke is on the "Truth" panel this week.
Uncle Doodles (to niece Sigourney) Weaver takes another popular song of the day and Spoonerizes it as only he can (and as only he would want to!)
Spooner or later, Doodles would get around to most any popular song. Here he mines Nat "King" Cole and comes up with a gem of loose-lipped lunacy. Not from 78rpm, from the great days of LIVE RADIO.
Here's vintage George Carlin, and his parody of the TV News. It's so early he's still using "Biff Burns" as the name for the sports reporter. Since the name was so closely identified with Bob Elliott (of Bob & Ray..."“This is Biff Burns saying this is Biff Burns...") George later switched it to Biff Barf. The weatherman was then, and will always be...AL SLEET!
A cousin to "The Indian Sergeant," here's a gruff guy aboard the Santa Maria, lecturing the men. "Cut out the horseplay," said the Indian Sergeant. This guy: "Cut out the Tomfoolery!" George never committed this bit to wax. It's CLASSIC early Carlin; he would soon move on to even more fame via counter-culture comedy instead.
Peggy Lee's take on the 1953 Cole Porter classic, sometimes spelled "It's Alright With Me" or, ala Senor Wences, "S'allright With Me." Is difficult? Not for Peggy, who adds a dab of the Jesse Stone 1955 hit "Smack Dab in the Middle."
Haters gotta hate?? What's to hate? Most are IMPRESSED with her 7 second dance, which is repeated here, several times, to the strained strains of Beethoven's "Dream Waltz." McKayla's a dream! Pure GOLD.
A German woman and an Irishman walk onto the stage...and the joke is on the woman. Only she isn't sure whether to laugh or be annoyed as gregarious Groucho encourages her to sing along to one of his favorite German songs!
A fine "You Bet Your Life" celebrity segment. Head won eight Academy Awards for Best Costume Design. Her first was for The Heiress (1949) and last was The Sting (1973).
"Hawaii," fine thanks, and Haw a you? Groucho adores the cute girl, but has trouble with the long-winded guy. (Where is "you must've been vaccinated with a phonograph needle" when you want it!)
Groucho interviews a contestant from a circus family. He once slept in the same bed with his lion! And when he mentions having a half-sister, he's just grooved one for Groucho to hit out of the park. You Bet Your Life contestants say the darndest things!
Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, was a favorite character for England's over-the-top and rottenly ripe horror legend, Tod Slaughter (born Norman Carter Slaughter, 1885-1956). His first "bad guy" role was Long John Silver for a 1931 play, and followed it by playing grave robber William Hare, and then the legendary fictional character Sweeney Todd. The snickering villain tranferred his stage success to film in 1936, and also offered a waxworks (or shellac-works) version for home listening. It originally appeared as a two 78rpm set. In the 40's and 50's Slaughter divided his time, and heads from necks, doing both films and touring stage productions in England. His last film was a short subject, part of the "Puzzle Corner" series, in which, yes, he performed a monologue as Sweeney Todd.
Here's Groucho, recording from his home in Beverly Hills, at the Trousdale Estates. It's his anecdote about the time he made a hole in one.
At personal appearances promoting his movies, Peter Lorre would sometimes take the stage, and before the curtains parted, perform his dramatic monologue, "Head of Glass," written by Frank Wilson.
In "Marriage Go Round," her first speaking role on Broadway, Julie adopted a Swedish accent and...won a Tony Award. Here she takes a brief break from the show to join the "To Tell the Truth" panel. She was the only star to repeat her role in the film. Charles Boyer was replaced by James Mason, and Claudette Colbert was replaced by Susan Hayward.
When Robert Sterling and Anne Jeffreys were up to their distracting, ghostly tricks, Leo G. Carroll had to try and joke his way out of it...and Lee Patrick, Thurston Hall and the others bought it! 3 minutes collecting typical silliness from a classic, beloved TV sitcom
Funny, and sometimes surprisingly rude ... the stars of THE DEFENDERS sometimes let off steam. This was an intense show. No wonder E.G. Marshall slipped into juris-prurience once in a while, for a shock laugh. James Coburn is one of the guest stars. He can't get "COUNTRY BOY" right. You'll also recognize Robert Webber as a priest, and Jack Klugman having trouble in shoe business.
One of the most famous Friars roasts, it was dominated by up-and-coming Jewish stand-up stars Red Buttons and Alan King but had some surprises, like a dirty turn from actor Charles Coburn. This is all here in part one.
Part two, the Rest of the Best of the Bogie Roast. MC Red Buttons introduces his pals "Philly" Silvers and newcomer Jan Murray. Lauren Bacall is allowed in at the very end.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, Martindale recording this one twice. The first time was for Dot in 1966 (backed with Vision at the Peace Table) second time was in stereo for Century Hill in 1982. It was originally recorded by Jackie Gleason in 1956. The song is credited to Jackie Gleason and Larry Markes.
Mr. "No Respect" and the voice of Mister Magoo in PSA's from the American Dental Association.
Sunday Smith worked with The Lamplighters in Chicago, and recorded for Decora-Amphora in Iowa. Swing it!
Holy eyes! Yes, citizen, TV's Batman and Robin in vintage PSA spots. Spots before your ears beats having them before your eyes. Learn how to prevent blindness.
The whole tooth and nothing but, from kiddie pals Buffalo Bob, Howdy Doody and Captain Kangaroo (Bob Keeshan)
Here's a completely baked 3 minute courtroom sketch. George Kirby (as Judge Pigmeat Markham) presides. Rich Little as George Burns (why?) and British comic Joe Baker as Lou Costello (who?), take turns grilling Robert Young (Because!) At first Little and Young swipe from the "anticipation" routines Mantan Moreland used to do with various straight men. Next, Baker's "Costello" gets frustrated by some wordplay, with Young sort of being Abbott?? "Talk sense!" 1972.
Rich Little's got a serious Johnny Cash vibe here, with some trainwreck comic visuals. Stay tuned at the end for Shecky Greene impersonating Jack E. Leonard. Why not?
Another classic TOPPER episode, with the joyfully sexy, sleekly unique ANNE JEFFREYS, her handsome husband Robert Sterling and..."host to said ghosts," Leo G. Carroll as Cosmo Topper.
Rich Little was the first to do Johnny (later Tommy Smothers did it!) Here, John Byner is George Jessel, Sheila Macrae is Zsa Zsa Gabor. David Frye is Truman Capote and George Kirby is Frank "Crazy Guggenheim" Fontaine. 1972.
Oh, those days when show biz types had so much personality mimics could make a living doing impressions of them! (Note: I originally credited Marilyn Michaels as playing Zsa Zsa. I think Sheila makes a bit more believable Gabor, although probably the best version was from Debbie Reynolds.)
Great moments in mimcry. Impressionist Marilyn Michaels could sing like the stars. Her Streisand was outrageous. Meanwhile, Will Jordan cracked how to do Ed Sullivan, and others just imitated Will imitating Ed.
It's the 11th Annual Comedy Awards Show, and the big prize goes to...DEBBIE REYNOLDS. Presenting the award: CARRIE FISHER.
Henrietta wants banker-hubby Cosmo to loan her alma mater $40,000. It's an all-women's college. Naturally "sporty spirit" George Kirby wants to glom the gals, and get Topper into trouble doing it!
Movie premiere with Carol Lynley & Robert Sterling (who were actually in the film), and among the celebs Bea Lillie, Rita Gam, and the odd combo of Moe Larry and Curly Joe DeRita and the pre-camp Julie Newmar. This was before Julie (and Cher) aged into "Gay Icons" with 80% gay and drag queen fans and friends (not that there's anything wrong with that). Back then, Julie appealed to straight guys. Why SOITANLY. Generic movie library soundtrack, which was used in all kinds of low budget films.
Video by Ronald L. Smith. The song NEW MOON appears on the Charles Lyonhart CD "Down to the Hard Line." Royalties administered by Orchard.
Music video by Ronald L. Smith, featuring Felix the Cat. The Lyonhart song is on his album DOWN TO THE HARD LINE, produced by Lincoln Schleifer and featuring Larry Campbell on guitar.
"Leap of Faith" is the title track of one of Charles Lyonhart's albums. John Herald (who was a headliner on that infamous Bob Dylan show that drew a rave NY Times Review and jumpstarted Bob's career) was a fan. He called Charles "one of the best singing songwriters I've come across in ten years." Visit charleslyonhart.com. Video created by Ronald L. Smith. Words and music by Charles Lyonhart
Jonny unveils the un-PC character "Captain Arnold" (the bit turns up on the "Humor As Seen Through The Eyes Of" album). After the stand-up, he sits down and offers his JFK impression. Always great to see one of the true legends of comedy, a spontaneous genius at observing and twisting reality.
A live recording from CITY BOY, lead vocals by Steve Broughton and Lol Mason, lead guitar Mike Slamer. Photography: Ronald L. Smith, ROCKET MAGAZINE
"Talkin' About You" - Qui aurait dit ça’, circa April 1962. The great BEAT GIRL, a true legend
Are people actually upset over the word PUSSY? The Donald could have said coochie, hoo-ha, vajay-jay or lady-part. Complaining about the word PUSSY misses the point. So let's just relax a bit and enjoy the word PUSSY. Connie Vannett does, singing this classic novelty number.
James Komack, doing an OUTRAGEOUS French accent (and a bit of "Rock-a-bye Your Baby with a Dixie Melody') introduces lovely Lisa Kirk who sings two songs with a lot of French flavor.
Nat appreciates that "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing," and then shows that he's up on ROCK, too. Yes, busts some Elvis Presley moves with "JAILHOUSE ROCK."
Nat King Cole surprises the late Hugh O'Brian by singing "Don't Move" by Ken Darby, an original song featured on Hugh's first (and last) solo album, "TV's Wyatt Earp Sings!"
Nat King Cole, fresh from meeting cowboy star Hugh O'Brian, finds Cab Calloway in C&W garb. Is he gonna sing a cowboy song? Cab answers, "AIN'T NECESSARILY SO." Great jazz here
A quick clip of lovely Julie walking her Russian wolfhound, and running into Joe "Half Nelson" Pesci
Smoke a cigar in the middle of a baseball game? As long as it's a ROI-TAN. SOITANLY! Dirty Roitan Scoundrels!
The Old Groaner has plenty to groan about, but he does find a FEW of the zingers funny. Old time comedy from wiseguy Morey and Southern fried Phil.
1954, way before the "Orange Game" was made famous via "Charade" (Gary Grant and Audrey Hepburn) here's a bigger version. Let's try and pass the grapefruit along...with horny Gene Rayburn enjoying it the most! Kim Novak and Pat Marshall and our lovely "Jaynie-Bird" are among the gals who play along.
The 1954 FAB FOUR - Pat Marshall, Eydie Gorme, Steve Lawrence and Andy Williams sing "TRICK OR TREAT" in costume for HALLOWEEN
The question: what would you put in a time capsule so future generations could see what life was like in 1978? Billy Crystal, Chevy Chase, Jodie Foster, Elliott Gould, Gore Vidal, Truman Capote, Jessica Mitford, Bianca Jagger, Vincent Price reply
Stars are asked "What would you have done differently in your life? Surprising answers from Billy Crystal, Angie Dickinson, Joseph Cotten, Rock Hudson Chevy Chase, Roger Moore and more!
Bobby swings "My Darling Clementine" and solos on "I Ain't Got Nobody" before joining George Burns for a chorus and some hoofing
Yes, it was the most BIZARRE kiddie show of all time. Here's an "Andy's Gang" segment in which Midnight the Cat and Squeaky the Mouse (actually a hamster) enact the Wild West in 1849. Then Billy Gilbert suffers mind control from two-toned (he's darkened the top of his head) FROGGY THE GREMLIN. www.froggythegremlin.com
John Travolta, riding high from SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, gets pensive, even a bit tearful, pondering some interview questions...while going for an airplane ride
Julius La Rosa (or Julius LaRosa) covers Tweedle or Tweedly or Tweedlee Dee, a cheerful blues song written by Winfield Scott and originally recorded by LaVern Baker and later in rockabilly form by Elvis Presley.
George Gobel views a beautiful model in sexy lingerie. Co-starring IRISH MCCALLA (soon to be SHEENA Queen of the Jungle) and FAYE EMERSON
He was rapping before there was rap! It's the great JOHN ASTIN keepin' it real about WALLFLOWER PETE. It is what it is!
Portions of a fun interview with Mr. Cavett (America's best interviewer) from years gone by.
From the legendary RAVE MAGAZINE days, circa 1988. "Edgy" comedy from Bill Hicks, back when the clubs were brimming with original talents like Bill, Emo, Kinison, Tenuta, and Brett Butler.
From the days of the legendary RAVE MAGAZINE, and when comedy clubs were alive with bright new talent of all types...from traditional Seinfeld, to wild Emo, to raunchy Sam, to Drew Carey experimenting with prop comedy
A colorful news item from maybe a decade ago, or longer. It's the annual Rikers Prison Inmate Revue featuring convicts in drag.
The bit was to show ordinary people on the street and pretend they were "Cloned" from celebrities. So who would look like a clone of Bruce Jenner?? (PS, Bruce was used to this type of "humor" otherwise Jay wouldn't have allowed it.)
"Fresh Summer Fruits! Luscious peaches! Juicy plums! Tasty nectarines! Summer Bartlett Pears! Refreshing, but not filling!" It's a singing commercial from the California Plum Committee. (Perhaps working in secret with the Cling Peach Advisory Board). PS, a nectarine is half a peach, half a plum; it's a heck of a fruit.
A multi-millionaire going after "barely legal" 17 year-old hookers and girls a few years younger? Here's HEINE SMECK who seems to channel Shel Silverstein, and who swipes a Bill Hicks line (paper cut) as he sings, as Jared, "I SAW HER STANDING BARE." If it's in poor taste, well, go eat a Subway sandwich.
Julie impersonated Elvis for an ESQUIRE MAGAZINE photo shoot. Here are the pix, collaged with a rockin' tune called "Greatest Lover of them All," which has an Elvis vibe. It's not Presley, it's PRESS - Mickey Press, a Bronx singer who issued a lone single circa 1961. Happy Birthday Julie, August 16, 2015.
In 1960, the promising Yale Series poet George Starbuck published his first book. The title poem would later be revised for a final anthology of his work. The original version is fine with Heine Smeck, no bones about it.
Merv has some fun in the recording studio, dropping a lot of references to song publishers. "Ain't Got a Hit" could be the name for it. Those who are offended by a certain four-letter word might stick with his lovely bunch of coconuts.
British nostalgia for fans of Danny La Rue. Will Holt wrote this. He adapted an old campaign song and turned it into "The MTA Song." His single wasn't a hit, but when it was covered by the Kingston Trio, it sure was. He also adapted a folk song and transformed it into "Lemon Tree," which Trini Lopez took to the Charts. Will also wrote "The Me Nobody Knows" among other Broadway ventures. THIS may be his most famous original composition. It's even turned up as background music on "Benny Hill" episodes. At a party, he'd often get two questions, First: "What do you do?" To the answer, "I'm a songwriter," he'd get the second question: "What is your best known song?" He's say "One Of Those Songs." No reaction. Then he'd sing the opening line: "It's just...ONE OF THOSE SONGS..." and he'd get smiles and nods of recognition.
Something bringing you down? You've come to WINCHESTER CATHEDRAL, in the version from the great singer, opera buff, comedian, and seven faces of Dr. Lao, Mr. Tony Randall
Not PC, not televised, here's Johnny Carson at a private "party" for Don Rickles. Jack E. Leonard introduces Johnny, who offers the kind of stag party lines he could never do on "The Tonight Show." Viewer discretion is advised (ie, be prepared for stuff as raunchy as the Comedy Central Roasts are now). Carson was ahead of his time.
Bob Crane of Hogan's Heroes was a fine drummer, and here, he hips up "Melancholy Serenade" with some Jackie Gleason impressions and uptempo beats. He got DA BEATS, know wuttum sayin'? Bob Crane and his band of heroes salute the Great One.
Yes, pre "Honeymooners," Jackie Gleason guested on radio, and here, he performers some of his nightclub act at the time. He segues from Charles Laughton to Charles Boyer to Peter Lorre in "Casablanca" to a song as Jimmy Durante.
Nearly a century ago, brooding, sensitive poet Rupert Brooke wrote about an air-headed woman who just wasn't too deep (intellectually). Not exactly a politically correct poem, it is perfectly suited for the talents of the misanthropic, but not misogynistic Heine Smeck.
Yes, it's by actor, bodybuilder, linguist, Purple Heart winner William Smith. He's also written a book of poems that includes "The Reaper." Mr. Smith's film and TV work includes everything from the comic-western "Laredo" to a variety of action and cult horror films.
The Dead End Kid himself, LEO GORCEY foresees the dead end of the Earth." Alliteration" is a poem Gorcey added to his autobiography "An Original Dead End Kid..." The book was re-issued in a limited signed edition by Leo B. Gorcey Jr., and the poem also appears in Drew Friedman's book "Warts and All."
Heine Smeck reads Rupert Brooke's poem A CHANNEL PASSAGE. What a drama. Dramamine anyone?
Here's the DANCE VERSION of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme, done by Bill Ramal. Go Dancing with the Stars, Donna Douglas, Buddy Ebsen, Max Baer Jr., Irene Ryan and Nancy Kulp
Zsa Zsa is filming a commercial...but the guy with the clapboard (clapper board) is in her face. Dahling, WTF!
Islamic extremist Tarek Mehanna (one of the FBI's most wanted) cracks the TOP TEN via Heine Smeck. Smeck knows that to REALLY reach the kids, you must mate your lyrics to rock music! So portions of Tarek's fab poem "If Martyrdom is What You Seek" get joined with Chuck Berry. It'll knock your head off! Caution- some bare lady top parts can be seen briefly (as they can in most every movie ever made since 1980).
THE TOPICAL SONG ISN'T DEAD...just Reeva (aka Mrs. Pistorius...some thought they were married). To the tune of "Hello Muddah Hello Faddah" (back when novelty songs could be hits, not YouTube give-aways) here's THE OSCAR PISTORIUS SONG from Heine Smeck. Oscar "skates" when murder/manslaughter gets reduced to a slap on the pistor-wrist.
Sep 7th 2014 - If you were in NYC you could leave flowers at Joan's home, have someone take a photo of you doing it (as people love to pose at the Dakota gate where Lennon was shot) then walk up 3 blocks to the temple to "celebrity-watch" at the funeral. Unlike the Thanksgiving Day Parade with floats high in the air, you weren't going to see much, being 3 or 5 people deep, behind the barrier of professional photographers. You were not going to see Donald Trump enter or leave the synagogue. But for fans wanting to show some love for Joan, Melissa and Cooper...it had to be nice for the family to see crowds gathered from 63rd to 65th Street watching the proceedings.
Heine Smeck reads "Yellow Beach Umbrella" the lyric by Judy Henske (covered by Craig Doerge, Bette Midler, Libby Titus and others). He fondly recalls Judy singing this at The Bottom Line years ago, with Craig on piano.
Jackie Vernon takes us on a verbal tour of miserable FERGUSON, a town worth forgetting.
Fans of vintage lingerie and classic beauty will love Ann Sheridan's scene opposite dressmaker ZaSu Pitts. Pitts has recognized Ann's housemate (Humphrey Bogart) as a notorious gangster. She wants to tell the police! Ann has to remind ZaSu what happens to squealers. "It All Came True" 1940
A short, amusing radio clip with Uncle Boris and his sinister laugh. Fun for Friday the 13th, a "lucky day" for Edgar A. Poe.
Heine Smeck's recitation of FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO, the Sarah Kernochan song (available on iTunes). Caution; contains mild nudity, blood, rat and bats.
Frisky Upstate New York otter playing frisbee with an irked turtle (not that the turtle made a verbal complaint afterward). A delicious bit from Stouffer.
NEW MOON written and sung by Charles Lyonhart on his album "Down to the Hard Line," performed in recitation by Heine Smeck.
Here are some quotes from Julie's photo-filled book "The Conscious Catwoman Explains Life on Earth." It's got chapters of advice on health, happiness, love, fulfillment, and lots more...quick nuggets of wit and wisdom from Julie and from those she admires.
A cover version should be different from the original in concept. Thus, this recitation of Harriet Schock's "Fool That I Was" (from her CD "Rosebud"). Heine Smeck performs. The video's star is Conrad Veidt.
Martin Briley's song covered as a recitation by Heine Smeck. For a cover version to be worth anything, it should be different from the original. The star is Max Schreck, in the F.W. Murnau version of "Nosferatu." With one clip from the remake.
In this episode, Clint Walker's "Cheyenne Bodie" has to get up and sing (impersonating a performer who just happens to look like him!). He's not too comfortable with the chosen piece, "Beautiful Dreamer," but after the applause, decides to give the crowd something lively! Clint issued several singles on WB records including WITH THESE HANDS and TWILIGHT ON THE TRAIL.
What? From Season 2 Episode 2, Frank Cannon (William Conrad) emerges from a play that seems to pay winking tribute to "We're All Bozos on this Bus" and Firesign member Phil Proctor!
Steve and Bill Dana (as Jose Jimenez) introduce DIANA DORS for a musical number by "Jarold" Arlen. Jooray!
Typically bizarre Max Fleischer cartoon which begins and ends referencing Poe's Raven, but also veers off into Scotland and a berserk vacuum cleaner.
Julie, who holds a pantyhose patent, shows Vicki Lawrence how specially-sewn underwear design can help women show off their curves!
The Ritz Brothers, going Behind the 8 Ball, audition with their comedy song "Charles Atlas Did It For Me."
The Ritz Brothers, acting a bit like Huntz Hall in triplicate, play desperate vaudevillians who sing "Keep 'em Laughing" to a stone-faced audience (including Dick Foran). Funny how not-funny can be funny.
Classic sitcom episode: Topper's Christmas Carol. Robert Sterling gives 'em the Dickens as Christmas Present. Your Christmas Present also features the sublime Anne Jeffreys, "Buck" as Neil, Kathleen Freeman as Katy the Cook, Lee Patrick as Henrietta and...the beloved Leo G. Carroll as Cosmo Topper.
A look at garish decorations at a few Upper East Side brownstones AND the Halloween school street fair on 77th and York.
Well, it sure SOUNDS like Sydney's dropped the C-Word. Might be WW II code....(Bob Dylan says the only ones who'd complain about this Spookylorre YouTube are pussies and wussies...)
LONESOME ROAD and ONE FOR MY BABY...two songs performed by Phyllis Marshall (1921-1996) , a great star in Canada in the 40's (who also toured the USA with Cab Calloway). She starred in several 50's variety shows including "Big Revue" and "Cross Canada Hit Parade." Best known album: "That Girl" 1964. She was "Catgut" in "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen."
The oft-maligned Pat Boone sings TUTTI FRUTTI. Musical tastes in 1957 reflected Bing Crosby, Patti Page, and comfy Middle-America. There were no country crossover artists, R&B was on only a few radio stations, and nobody worked on Sunday. Mainstream artists smoothed the edges off African music (The Weavers and Wimoweh). Classical music was modified for mainstream tastes (by Arthur Fiedler among others, and by turning famous melodies into pop hits like "Till The End of Time"). And, yes, a lot of black artists had to be "mellow" to get on the radio, including The Platters, Ink Spots or Nat King Cole. The Beatles covered Little Richard, making his raw sound a little more commercial for tastes of the day. Ethnic music, whether C&W or R&B played to very small local radio stations. It was more a matter of mainstream tastes back then, not necessarily racism. If an artist was mainstream (like Jim Reeves or Johnny Mathis) he was welcomed. Now? Some people STILL prefer the Beatles or Boone's versions over Little Richard, but at least we have them all to choose from. Here's Pat Boone from a 1957 TV broadcast.
Some nostalgia for Canadians; Joyce Hahn covering "Dark Moon" and the mildly rockin' "Little Darlin'" and then presenting her own 78rpm single, "I Saw You, I Saw You." All performances broadcast in 1957.
Elizabeth Montgomery introduces the Three Rebertes. Aka THE REBERTE TRIO. They're acrobats who like to do some Three Stooges violent moves now and then...a smack here and there, piling onto each other...nyuk-o! Oh...Wiseguys
Here's the most obscure "clue" ever discovered by any detective: the placement of the label on panties. Which Peter Falk as Columbo knows in great detail. And, students of deductive reasoning, no woman has EVER put her panties on backwards by accident!
A cheeky episode of MAVERICK has Jack Kelly interrogate six rivals from other Warner Bros tv shows. Can you name them? AND....name the "missing" star??
Tis the season for the Oh, HO HO HO so original idea of walking around calling attention to yourself in a Santa Claus hat. Or the entire stupid outfit. The end song is by Spike Jones vocalist George Rock.
Hostess, in bankruptcy twice, taken over by Hedge Fund weasels, torn by management and unions, discontinued their bread and snack products, putting 18,000 out of work. Which put Ron Smith to work knocking out a quickie novelty song in a few hours. In the old days of 45's, it would be out in a few days, and maybe make some money. Now, it's free on YouTube instead. Such are these times and this economy.
A school on York Avenue holds its Halloween bake, game and Halloween costume-party street fair.
A few words in defense of Mitt Romney wanting to kill Big Bird. And Paul Ryan killing a turkey. These are Compassionate Conservatives, friends. In the end, it's tough love for a good cause.
Oh, an "answer" video to Randy's "I Dreaming of a White President." Why should he have all the fun, short people??
Wanna hear the actual audio transcript of the Sept. 2012 Rolling Stone Interview? Well, here's the next best thing. Actual quotes from Bob performed by Ronald L. Smith. With, uh, some added quotes. No malice intended! Just some Bob-fun. (In most cases we know, or are supposed to, where Bob borrowed a bit of music, or dropped in a quote. It's just that in a few instances, "written by Bob Dylan" - could've included "adapted from" or "based on" at least in the CD booklet!). VIDEO posted Sep 14, 2012, ironically, the same date the NY Times brought up the plagiarism question on the snippets of Henry Timrod poems used on Bob's album "Modern Times."
Charles Lyonhart's tribute, when Levon was in remission and returned to performing at the Ramble. From the 2011 Charles Lyonhart CD "Outside Looking In." Visit LevonHelm.com and CharlesLyonhart.com. A SPOOKYLORRE VIDEO
He's quoted everyone from Homer to Poe, but missed James T. Fields. (His new album is TEMPEST not "THE" Tempest). Imagine Bob Dylan doing poetry readings...maybe he'd start with this one.
Aug 16, 2012, and RANDY NEWMAR re-writes "JUST ONE SMILE," in tribute to his "cousin Julie" for her birthday. Clips from Batman, Li'l Abner, Serpent of the Nile, Slaves of Babylon, Monkees, My Living Doll and more. Randy Newman never recorded this song, as the range was more suited to a Gene Pitney. Mr. Newmar simply re-wrote the melody drawling down the high notes to his own level of competence, admittedly quite low.
The high hurdles...are too much for THE WORLD'S WORST HURDLER. Sheldon Allman wrote the infamous cartoon theme song added in the background.
Rules are strict about bathroom breaks and time away from the net...so here's how to CHANGE PANTIES ON THE TENNIS COURT. Soundtrack thanks to an anonymous singer, and to Spike Jones.
Froggy the Gremlin doesn't agree with Mayor Bloomberg and his ban of "sugary" drinks in oversized containers! Why? Well...he's got a gremlin reason, he does he does.
FroggytheGremlin.com. Froggy collects autographed baseball cards, he does he does. But ONLY cards for strangely-named baseball players!
BLIMPIES is a chain of sub (hero) sandwich stores. This was recorded July 10, 2012 (not 2010...that's a typo). The guy was standing in front of the WHOLE FOODS store down the block from BLIMPIES.
Michael Angelo Mouse was written in 1945 by Katherine Evans. And for Children of Coincidence and Chico Marx, the voice for the narration will be kinda familiar. Call it artistic license. What can you do, sue rat? It's not about Sue Rat, it's about Michael Angelo Mouse.
Dr. Heine Smeck on the cause of Ulcerative Colitis. Science doesn't know the cause for certain. Dr. Smeck does. How to cure it is another matter entirely, very subjective for each sufferer. Some say expensive meds, some say a diet especially restricting sugar and wheat.
An unusually earthy comic role for Julie, and she's got the streetwise speech pattern down perfectly. David Hartman's the cop, and in this made-for-TV item, Barbara Eden is the feminist. Twisting the plot, Julie Newmar, Farrah Fawcett, Joanne Worley and the late great Harry Morgan.
The annual holiday party for the NYPL and Friends of the Public Library members. Food, drink, face painting and other kiddie fun, fuzzy "guest stars," literary characters, and lots of music
It was a different era, where a guy could scrub another's back and it didn't mean anything! GENE BARRY as "Bath" Masterson, sings and then asks for a scrub from Milton Frome.
What people did at the New York City Marathon, NOVEMBER 6, 2012. Posted NOVEMBER 6, 2012. Spectators were the real spectacle.
Bob Dylan in controversy again. Is art, based on a photograph, plagiarism, or something new? Should Bob have credited his sources? Bob's songs have had random lines from movies or even books or adaptations from poems or The Bible...should his lyric sheets have footnotes? All quotes here are real, from Dylan. Joni (real first name, Joan) is a real quote, too.
THE CRAZIEST HALLOWEEN children's witch tale written and illustrated by Ursula Von Hippel, and published in 1957. It is read by HEINE SMECK. Produced and directed by Spookylorre. Posted October 25, 2011 for HALLOWEEN.
Lydia the Tattooed Lady gets a quick makeover Oct 21st, with the sudden news of Moammar Gaddafi being killed in LIBYA. Who said the topical song is dead? Here's to Phil Ochs and Tom Lehrer and all the others who knocked off a quick one when somebody got knocked off. It's a joke, son...
Highlights from the Sep 15, 2011 Friars Club "book warming" honoring DREW FRIEDMAN and his "Even More Old Jewish Comedians" book. Featuring Stewie Stone, Bobby Ramsen, "The Old Philosopher" Eddie Lawrence, Larry Storch...Mort Sahl couldn't make it, he was stuck in 1962.
Here's a classic scene from CARRY ON CAMPING, and how it was satirized on British TV. We all love (and forgive) those broad takes done by Kenneth Williams, Sid James and the rest of the saucy gang.
Roger Grimsby was legend as the first news anchor to mix hard-hitting reporting with sardonic editorial comments. He was national on ABC radio and New York's favorite TV anchor for 16 years. Elton John unreleased December 24, 1974 concert recording of GRIMSBY. Which some would say has nothing whatever to do with Roger, and more to do with a once-prosperous town where fishing was a way of life.
Call it Existentialist Real-Time Video with a nod to Samuel Beckett. Or just run down an alley and holler "Fish!" Simple moments in life can be interpreted in profound ways. Sometimes.
Charles Lyonhart song JUDGMENT DAY from his new album OUTSIDE LOOKING IN. With visuals from Heironymus Bosch.
AFLAC is replacing Gilbert Gottfried this month (April, 2011). Imagine if it involved THE PRISONER and Patrick McGoohan. (Watta concept...)
BOB DYLAN replacing GILBERT GOTTFRIED for AFLAC? If AFLAC gave him double the VICTORIA SECRET money...maybe the TV commercial would look like this...(parody version of Bob's 'Everything is Broken,' real version available on iTunes and wherever good music is sold.
Part two! More modern stars...William Shatner, Colin Firth, Mort Sahl, Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno...as well as Red Skelton, Redd Foxx, Don Adams, Frank Fontaine, Walter Cronkite and many more.
Did James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart, Chico Marx, W.C. Fields, Al Jolson, Nigel Bruce, Groucho Marx, Abbott &Costello Ronald Colman, Alfred Hitchcock and other big stars once try to become the AFLAC duck for a proposed series of radio ads?? Here are the lost recordings!
Charles Lyonhart's song, opening his new CD "Outside Looking In." Which also features the Levon Helm tribute "Ramble in the Moonlight." Monuments and tombstones in this video can be found in Woodlawn Cemetery, Bronx NY
Sheen's calls himself a "winner" and says he's a "rock star" and always "winning." Actually his career's produced nothing much...any single song by Warren Zevon beats Charlie's contribution to the world. Zevon was a real rock star, and handled his sex and drugs a lot better than Sheen, too. And was a genius.
A little experiment in animation. "Opinions? Ideas?" asks Julie. The beginnings of a TV commercial??
Very rare video circa 1992, pieced back together. Mindy went on to tour with Joe Jackson, Billy Joel and Carly Simon, a skilled back-up musician on many instruments. She was also with The Hooters and after appearing with that band on albums in 1993 and 1994, later released several solo albums (one featuring a guest duet with Carly Simon). See: mindyjostyn.com. Her unique personality, her friendships and her love endure in the memories of those who knew her, and her music will win her new fans each and every day.
Here's the actual theme song from the obscure ABC sitcom about a guy in drag who becomes a supermodel. Remind you of anyone? At first many were saying Lady Gaga was a ga-a-guy. Of course not. But it does seem that anyone who dresses outrageously with wild make-up and goofy accessories can become a star. Or, get a reality show.
The Ugliest Girl in Town, starring Peter Kastner, was a failed 60's sitcom about a guy who dons drag for a joke, only to be taken seriously as a potential fashion model. In an era when Twiggy was popular, this odd concept seemed good for a laugh. Kastner wasn't laughing when the show was canceled; he felt the stigma had destroyed his career. Is Lady Gaga now the ugliest girl in town, still joked about as a guy in drag? The Paris Sisters recorded Kastner's TV show theme way back when.
Cris Arreola TKO'd journeyman Joey Abell in the first round, and gave him a kiss seconds after the ref stopped the fight. January 2011.
Peter Paul & Mary duo Pete Yarrow and Noel Stookey offer Woody Guthrie's "This Land is Your Land" as their finale to an aftenoon of entertaining kids and parents and grandparents at a Barnes & Noble signing of their childrens books.
Peter Yarrow and Paul Stookey goof around with the lyrics and have a lot of fun with kids at a signing of their childrens books at Barnes & Noble. .
Julie Newmar as April Conquest, goddess of the laundromat. A favorite show of Julie's. She enjoyed working with Davy Jones, Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz.
Before GOLDFINGER, Julie Newmar was painted gold for her role of a statue come to life in SERPEMT OF THE NILE, starring Raymond Burr
A video version of IT'S OVER, the song by Charles Lyonhart on his new CD "Outside Looking In." Lyonhart is a Woodstock favorite who has worked with a lot of the best session men including Bob Dylan's guitarists Larry Campbell and Tony Garnier
November 7 2010. About 6 hours into the race, the average runners have hit the 18th mile, with Harlem and Central Park ahead. Some New Yorkers love to spend an hour watching the race. After that, it can get pretty monotonous.
F.R. David first recorded this song, but here's the way it's handled by Charles Lyonhart, who co-wrote it with Marty Kupersmith (of Jay and the Americans). That's Marty at the start of the video. Check out CharlesLyonhart.com
"Smiley" has been in the family for 50 years or more. Acquired by a physician fascinated with its depiction of facial paralysis, it continues to be be haunting. An unusual subject for a wood sculpture from Africa long ago.
Mask from the Dennis-Roosevelt Expedition to Sierra Leone, As Brother Theodore once declared, referring to Berenice, "THE TEETH! THE TEETH!"
Martin Briley made 3 rock videos. This isn't one of them. The Spookylorre tribute to "She's So Flexible" is hopefully in the Briley spirit of irony, humor, wit and vivid rocking. Gymnasts, panty poses and flexible girls in synchronicity with the zeitgeist!
Springhill Mine Disaster by Peggy Seeger, sung by Martin Carthy. With actual photos from Springhill, 1958
Peggy Seeger song known as Ballad of Spring Hill and the Springhill Mining Disaster, here performed by The Ivy League Trio (Coral) Norris O'Neill, Bob Hider and Beverly Galloway. Photos at the end are all of the survivors. All pix (and the map) are REAL. The movie footage is of course fiction, from a classic British film called "The Stars Look Down" (1940). The Ivy League Trio made three albums. The song is on: "Folk Songs Rare and Well Done"
Froggy impersonates Yankees P.A. announcer Bob Sheppard, who recites a line-up of Froggy's favorite trouble-makers including Ed Bouchee, Wally Backman, Hank Thompson, Jose Canseco, Jim Leyritz, Dwight "Doc" Gooden, Denny McLain, Daryl Strawberry, Cesar Cedeno, Pete Rose, George Steinbrenner,Luis Polonia, Blackie Schwamb and others involved in serious scandals. Care to nominate your own favorite frisky or felonious players?
Patti Page graciously favors folks at a "Senior Expo" in NYC with her classic hit, "Tennessee Waltz." She's a living legend. We all love you, Patti!
April 2010 Patti Page kindly entertains folks at a "Senior Expo" in New York City. She's an American legend, sweet, kind and gracious.
Froggy the Gremlin is amused by Craig Ferguson's silly puppets and ROBOT SKELETON friend GEOFF. TV's FROGGY THE GREMLIN is the original evil genius of video comedy!
Wink Martindale performs THE BED OF LIFE, organ donor meditation written by Robert N. Test
Endangered species are being killed off, and "farms" that raise animals slaughter them for fashion, using barbaric means. Being human means being humane and ethical, to your dog, your cat, and to all animals. The day after Thanksgiving, while many were shopping, anti-fur marchers walked from Lord & Taylor's to MACY's for a three hour vigil to raise awareness of animal cruelty in the name of vanity. Very few people shopping were wearing fur, a sign that humans are becoming more humane every year.
At the Nov 3rd Victory Party at Mayor Bloomberg's headquarters (Sheraton Hotel), surprise guest JIMMY FALLON appears just before the Mayor gives his speech.
"Tuesday Weld" audio from Walter Egan's 1980 album "Last Stroll." With apologies to Sandra Dee, Yvette Mimieux, Carol Lynley and Connie Stevens!
Julie Newmar (and Adam West) enjoy feedback from the fans at Wizard World COMIC-CON Oct. 2009. Julienewmar.com JulieNewmarWrites.com.
At Comic-Con NYC Oct 2009, a fan with a Julie Newmar tattoo asks her to sign it, so he can have a tattoo artist make it permanent!
The forever beautiful Korean actress Eun-Ju Lee (16 November 1980 22 February 2005) sang in her last film, THE SCARLET LETTER. The full studio audio version has been used to create this music video The Spring 2006 issue of VIDEOSCOPE magazine covered her varied film career. Lee wrote several notes found with her body, including one that read: ""The last call... Thank you. You told me that today is the right day." None of them mention that a nude scene put her over the edge. She was, after all, in another film called "The Bride Stripped Bare by her Bachelors." Suicide can be very complex, motivated by depression, exhaustion and many other factors. Nudity and lovemaking are a natural part of life, and her character's overwhelming love for her man is well expressed by this great, great and talented actress. The scenes in "The Scarlet Letter" were not very explicit at all, although here, there is an illusion that there's more, because the director was skillful in using angles and facial expressions.
Sarah Kernochan's adaptation of Island of Dr. Moreau aka Island of Lost Souls. On her first RCA album. Sarahkernochan.com
A selection of clips with Julie herself singing! SHE'S A WOMAN! Wow, Is she ever! Visit Julienewmar.com and JulieNewmarWrites.com.
Frankenstein and the Wolfman encounter JULIE NEWMAR as Ultra Witch. "Monster Squad" is now on DVD. And come visit JulieNewmarWrites,com
Julie as the funny, evil ULTRA WITCH. Stanley Ralph Ross, who wrote her Catwoman scripts, wrote this one, for the Monster Squad show. Check out the 2 DVD set. And visit JulieNewmarWrites.com
A scene from THE ROOKIE. Julie Newmar, actress, dancer, comedienne, Catwoman, and now, writer: julienewmarwrites.com
Julie has CHIPs on her shoulder...the cops have come to investigate her for promoting nudism on her private beach.
Ghostess with the Mostess, and Sporty Spirit...husband and wife Anne & Robert. The spirits of comedy in TOPPER, co-starring Leo G. Carroll.
That most Sporty of Spirits...a clearer version of the Spookylorre tribute clip to the charming Mr. Robert Sterling.
Hilarious robot-miming, a wicked satire on beauty pageant contestants...the beautiful Julie Newmar in a scene from the cult classic MY LIVING DOLL. www.JulieNewmar.com
Yes, that's Julie actually playing Chopin. visit JULIENEWMAR.COM and JulieNewmarWrites.com.
You bet your Maltese Bippy! He thinks magical Julie can transform herself. Visit JULIENEWMAR.COM and JulieNewmarWrites.com
Al Jaffee has a new collection, TALL TALES (introduction by Stephen Colbert) but takes time to explain the origins of his Mad Magazine classic, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions," which have been collected in many paperback volumes. Here's the great AL JAFFEE, 87, and still doubling everyone over with his folding inside back covers for Mad.
March 2008 - At the Friars Club, Freddie Roman introduces Drew Friedman, praises Drew's OLD JEWISH COMEDIANS books, and gives his version of a classic anecdote about Milton Berle vs Forrest Tucker
The Friars honored DREW FRIEDMAN, author of 2 classic OLD JEWISH COMEDIAN books. Here's Larry doing Buddy Hackett, Rodney Dangerfield and Joan Rivers. Dim light in the Friars Club. Sorry!
34th street NYC. Anti-Fur Protests ask Macy's not to sell fur: "Fur is murder. Fur is cruelty. Fur is vanity." Also in view, the Shrek balloon and Empire State Building. Anna Wintour of Vogue- Fur Hag
Protest at Conde Nast Nov 23 2007, the office of Vogue, where Anna Wintour, dubbed "Wicked Witch FUR HAG" promotes the killing of animals for vanity. Fur is Murder.
Deborah Harry in a brief British chat about her new album, surviving all these years, NOT being the daughter of Marilyn Monroe, NOT offering advice to Amy Winehouse, but making a NEW album!
Once part of a district called "Germantown" now known as"Yorkville," the slum building that housed Minnie, Sam and the five Marx children is now much more pricey, meaning a resident in it might be called "Yuppo."
A little vintage moment of Theodore in comic rage. A fan of Edgar Poe, respected by Orson Welles, dueled by David Letterman, the funniest man to escape Dachau. www.brothertheodore.net
Julie's TONY AWARD winning role in "Marriage Go Round." Here, she entices James Mason (Charles Boyer was in the stage version) who utters a risque line of appreciation. julienewmar.com
Andy's Gang gremlin offers his impersonation of Leonard Cohen singing SUZANNE. www.froggythegremlin.com
Apartments in flame after a plane crashed into the side of 524 East 72nd, the Belair, a building on York Avenue Upper East Side of Manhattan, update: A few hours after this upload was made, it was confirmed that pitcher Cory Lidle was aboard. This is actual footage taken at the scene, not stolen TV network coverage.
City Boy, the great 70's band tainted by comparisons to 10cc and Queen, performs their hit 5705. Unlike the staged promo video, on this live TV performance version, Steve Broughton lip-synchs (though he really wasn't lead vocalist) and a real girl is shown (unaffordable by Mercury for the promo vid?) In the promo Lol Mason is prominent; here he is relegated to standing near the keyboard player. Oh the quirks that plagued this quirky band.
Julie Newmar fun-loving free-spirited and sometimes a little too much for the boys to handle. A quick clip of the statuesque beauty in a few seconds that cross lithe choreography with Amazon antics
Most cats want to play, but Lorre is different. If she feels it's bath time, then it's bath time! No more playing with the orange fluff ball on a string!
Trilling, Lionel? Lions roar, black cats trill. Here you'll hear Spooky Lorre, and it's absolutely trilling, huh?
Robert Sterling passed away a few days ago, May 30, age 88. Here's a glimpse at the cute "Topper's Christmas Carol" episode where he's the Ghost of Christmas Present. Real name: William Hart. He changed it when he made films, mindful of silent screen star William S. Hart. Sterling's father was also named William Hart, and was a catcher for the Chicago Cubs.
Andy's Gang mischief-maker Froggy the Gremlin is alive and unwell. Here's his quick imitation of a famous rock star. Just call him FROG DYLAN
(Sorry for the muddy WMV format!) Irish legend Christy Moore performs the Ewan MacColl protest ballad about Timothy Evans a high profile case involving abuse of the death penalty in England. The story was later filmed as 10 Rillington Place. The "Doctor" in the song was a boarder at the Evans home.
WHATEVER BECAME OF... Froggy the Gremlin and Andy Devine of ANDY'S GANG. A report from Froggy himself, 2006.
A brief glimpse of Froggy the Gremlin in action! The master of subliminal mind control. He just tells people destructive things and they DO it. Andy's Gang hero and icon. www.froggythegremlin.com
The familiar opening for mischief on Andy's Gang: PLUNK YOUR MAGIC TWANGER, FROGGY! For more info see froggythegremlin.com
Here's a NICE clip of Midnight the Cat (voice by June Foray) from the old Andy's Gang show. Squeaky the Mouse...was a hamster. www.froggythegremlin.com