Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast: Recent Episodes
Martin Harder
Welcome, Listeners of Illusion, to Temporal Discussion. An episode-by-episode retrospective of the awesome British kids TV show, Knightmare.
Phase across time to the late 80s and join Martin Harder and Martin Odoni as they venture through each and every episode of the show. Join them for humerous observations, behind-the-scenes talk and a breakdown of the series done in a way that only those with true love of the source material can manage.
It's only a podcast...
Isn't it?
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What surprises await the team as they venture further into the Dungeon dimension?
Featuring the voices of:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Patrick, Hordriss, Reuben, Tobias & Oscar
Rosey Collins as Majida, Helen, Jane the Fool, Josie, Kimberlite & Marta Clym Angus as David
Catie Clark as Catherine
John Hughes as Edward
Guy Knox-Holmes as Kevin
Andy Marshall as Billy
Rebecca McCarthy as Jane
Martin Odoni as Lord FearDamon Wakes as Casey
Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins
Produced by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris
Sound effects from www.freesound.org
Temporal Discussion are proud to be able to bring you an EXCLUSIVE audio series based on the Greater Game of luck and glory! Join Treguard as he hosts a new team's journey through the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare: The Lost Series
Episode 4 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Hordriss, Patrick Phelheim and Bookworm
Rosey Collins as Majida, Beth, Kimberlite, Helen and Flower Girl
Clym Angus as Danny
Melissa Chatterton as Callie
Catie Clark as Catherine
Amy Davies as Stephanie
John Hughes as Roland
Rebecca McCarthy as Hannah and Jane
Martin Odoni as Fatilla
Mike Tyson as Zain
Damon Wakes as Eddie
Written by Jake and Rosey Collins
Based on an original concept by Ross Thompson, which was in turn based on a concept and characters created by Tim Child.
Sound effects from Freesound
Edited by Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast.
Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke
We're taking a break from the main episodes of The Lost Series to bring you this summer special!
This special episode premiered on our Patreon last week and features a few voices that will be familiar to listeners of the podcast.
Release date: 5 July 2024 (Patreon) / 12 July 2024 (Free Feed)
Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Dooris, Phelheim, Casper, Merlin, Doorkis, Hordriss, Gibbet & Gargoyle
Rosey Collins as Majida, Jane the Fool & Dooreen
Amy Davies as Mary & Lillith
Kim Harder (which is a silly surname) as Jill
Martin Harder (which is STILL a silly surname) as Mogdred
Andy Marshall as Tom
Martin Odoni as Fatilla
Euan Russell as Andy
Written by Jake Collins
Produced by Jake Collins
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris
Team portrait created by Rosey Collins at www.sp-studio.de
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The third episode of Jake and Rosey Collins' audio continuation of the Knightmare format.
Original release date: 7 September 2018Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Julius Scaramonger & MerlinRosey Collins as Majida, Beth & MartaMelissa Chatterton as CallieAmy Davies as StephanieRebecca McCarthy as HannahWritten by Jake CollinsProduced by Jake Collins Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross ThompsonBased on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave MorrisSound effects from www.freesound.org
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The second episode of Jake and Rosey Collins' audio series based on The Greater Game.
Original release date: 6 July 2018Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Merlin, Julius Scaramonger & PhelheimRosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Mona & BethMelissa Chatterton as CallieCatie Clark as MarthaAmy Davies as StephanieRebecca McCarthy as HannahCammie Mile as ClareMartin Odoni as Lord FearSharon Vennall as RubyWritten by Rosey Collins & Jake CollinsProduced by Jake Collins Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross ThompsonBased on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave MorrisSound effects from www.freesound.orgSupport us on Patreon
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Knightmare: The Lost Series
Episode 1 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Tobias and Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Jane the Fool and Kimberlite
Catie Clark as Martha
Cammie Mile as Clare
Martin Odoni as Fatilla
Sharon Vennall as Ruby
Written by Rosey and Jake Collins, based on an original concept by Ross Thompson
Produced and edited by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder
Sound effects from Freesound
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Jake and the two Martins discuss the final episode in the series.Jake's YouTube channel can be found hereSupport us on PatreonVisit our Website Check out our Redbubble StoreDownload our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ZedgeTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-CookeNews bumper by mikecharley (Fiverr).Corridor of Blades jingle performed by David Newton--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/knightmarepod/message
Michael Cule joins us for the penultimate episode of the series, regaling us with stories of his time on the show.
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As the penultimate quest of the series draws to a close, Martin H and Jake discuss one of Fatilla's finest moments.
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The next episode is taking a little longer to edit than usual, so in the meantime we're brining you this collection of content that was cut from earlier episodes. Some of this content has previously been released on Patreon, whilst some of it has never been heard before outside of those of us involved.
We'll be back soon with the next regular episode.
As well as the two Martins, this episode features Jake Collins and Paul McIntosh.
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The second in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series. Special #3 is due to be released in July this year.
Original release date: 12 July 2020
Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Oscar, Dooris, Oakley, Hordriss, Doorkis, Ferryman & Merlin
Rosey Collins as Majida, Greystagg, Marta, Oracle of Time, Morghanna, Mona & Dooreen
Catie Clark as Hannah
Andy Marshall as Thomas
Martin Odoni as Fatilla
Damon Wakes as Julian
Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins
Produced by Jake Collins
Additional minor edits made by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
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The first in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series, courtesy of Jake Collins.
Original release date: 24 December 2019
Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Dooris, Oakley, Lissard, Doorkis, Ferryman, Hordriss & Merlin
Rosey Collins as Majida, Martina, Morghanna, Greystagg, Oracle of Time & Dooreen
Amy Davies as Melanie
Guy Knox-Holmes as Gary
Andy Marshall as Sir Hugh de Wittless
Martin Odoni as Lord Fear
Euan Russell as Pat
Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins
Produced by Jake Collins
Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
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RIP good Sir.
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This episode features a special guest appearance by prominent Knightmare fan Rosey Collins as the voice of Dooris.
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic,Tim and Praveen from Torquay
Team 7: Jeremy,Alexander, Amanda and Anthony from London
Air date: Friday November 30th 1990
Martin Odoni was gracious enough to take over editing duties for this episode whilst I took a well-earned break.
As one of the greatest quests in Knightmare's history draws to an end, we take a final look at the team who single-handedly raised the overall quality of Season 4. Plus Jake and Martin O talk a lot.
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WARNING: This episode has some rude bits!Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay.Episode air date: 23rd November 1990We spend some more time in the company of one of the best teams ever to take on the Knightmare challenge, and we giggle a lot about immature things.Support us on PatreonVisit our Website Check out our Redbubble StoreDownload our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ZedgeTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-CookeNews bumper by mikecharley (Fiverr).--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/knightmarepod/message
Episode air date: 16th November 1990
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay
Dickon and his team continue their quest, and Dickon stops off at the pub for a bit. Meanwhile, Martin O is proven wrong.
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Original release date: November 2011
Suffering from the stresses of the excessive workload that goes with being an editor, Sidriss the Confused decides she needs a holiday. But the job of editing her father’s latest novel cannot be left on hold, so before she can go, she has to find someone to fill in for her. As there are five candidates to choose from, Sidriss decides that she had best interview all of them.
Originally meant as the 2010 festive offering from the Players, but lengthily delayed due to ongoing technical problems, Sojourn is the fourth instalment of the sketch-series in the world of Harry Potter authorship. The Collins siblings return as Confuser and Confused, but the latest of Sidriss’ adventures sees other characters entering proceedings, including Dunshelm Players’ debuts for Mildread the Witch, Motley the Jester, Gretel the Dungeon Maid, and Ridolfo the Troubadour.
Sidriss the Confused ………………………………………. Rosey CollinsHordriss the Confuser/Ridolfo the Troubadour …… Jake CollinsMotley the Jester …………………………………………….. Ricky TempleGretel the Maid/Mildread the Witch ……………. Helen BecconsallSir Hugh de Wittless ………………………………………… Martin Odoni
Running time approx 18 minutes.Script written by Martin Odoni.Music (‘Bumbly March‘) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com.Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers.Production mixed and edited by Andrew Marshall and Martin Odoni.Harry Potter is (c) of JK Rowling.
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Episode air date: 9th November 1990
Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay
Today's episode is very much a game of two halves. We go from quite possibly one of the most entertainingly bad teams of series 4 to one of the greatest quests of the entire show! Along the way we talk about the Mandela effect in relation to a certain moment with a certain Dungeoneer, Martin H is tickled by the idea of Pickle's parrot, and we experience some pretty severe Déjà vu thanks to some Door Monster questions.
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Episode air date: 02/11/1990
Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.
Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.
This is it! This is the one you've been waiting for! Join us as we take a look at that infamous moment, the epic blunder that even the non-Knighties know about.
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Episode air date: 26/10/1990
Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.
Simon and the team continue on their path to infamy!
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Martin H and Amy Davies recently met up in Birmingham to attend a cinema screening of Knightmare at the Mockingbird Cinema as part of the Square Eyes TV Festival. Whilst there, they stopped off at Chance & Counters board game café and recorded their thoughts.Find Chance & Counters locations HERE More about the Square Eyes TV Festival HERE More about the Mockingbird Cinema HERE Amy Davies can be found on Twitter\X HERE Support us on PatreonVisit our Website Check out our Redbubble StoreDownload our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ZedgeTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke"(Spin)Dizzy" is a parody of "Dizzy", originally by Tommy Rowe. Parody written by Drassil on the knightmare.com forum. Performed by Martin Harder.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/knightmarepod/message
We take a more in-depth look at the entries to our Knightmare Memories competition. We share our opinions on your... er.... opinions, and we announce the winners of both the main competition and the Listener's Choice Award.
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Episode air date: 19/10/1990
Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans
Team 4: ?????
Nikki and company continue their quest into the Dungeon Dimension, and wind up meeting a rather crunchy end. We're then introduced to one of the most infamous teams in Knightmare's history. Who are these lads, and what's so memorable about their quest? Listen on to find out!
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Hi Listeners of Illusion!
Martin Odoni was sadly suffering from Covid when it came time to record this episode, so I'm afraid you'll have to put up with Martin Harder on his own.
We had so many great submissions to our competition that we decided to give out a secondary prize - our very own Listeners' Choice Award.
Presented here in this podcast are the seven entries we have chosen to be eligible for the main prize. We'll be starting a poll where you will have the chance to vote for your favourite memories. the winner of this poll will receive a separate prize of either a t-shirt or mug with their choice of design from our Redbubble store. This prize is completely separate from the main prize shown in the main competition post, and the poll will have no influence on the main competition (which is essentially a prize draw, where a winner will be chosen at random).
We're not analysing the entries here or giving much feedback or opinions, as we'll be doing so on a future podcast when Mr. Odoni is able to join in.We hope you enjoy listening to these entries as much as we did. Please remember that it's okay to disagree with the opinions of others, as long as everybody remains civil :)
Vote for your favourite in our poll here
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Caution Team! This version is uncensored, so no goblin horns to cover up the swearing. Alec also doesn't hold back with his opinion on a certain politician.I've been lucky enough to have spent the last week with my kid, so I haven't been able to edit the next episode yet. Instead, we're proud to be able to bring you the extended version of our interview with Alec Westwood, who Played Folly and Gibbet in series 1 and 2. This version of the interview was previously only available on Patreon.Alec regales us with stories of his experiences as one of the core cast of the first few series, and talks about his professional life after KnightmareVisit our Website Follow us on Twitter Check out our Redbubble StoreSupport us on Patreon Theme music: The Castle of Confusion by Chris Jerden-Cooke--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/knightmarepod/message
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Episode air date: 12/10/1990
Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans
In this episode we speak to Tom Ainsley of Neon Raptor Brewing Co., who introduces us to a selection of unofficial Knightmare-inspired beers. Will they convince the beer-hating Martin O to switch from scrumpy? Will the two Martins make it to the end of the podcast without ordering a kebab? There's only one way to find out!
Those Patrons who pledge at the Keepers of the Book of Quests level will be able to access a special extended version of this episode, with over 10 minutes worth of extra ramblings.
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'The Ultimate Dungeoneer Slayer' written by Martin Harder, performed by David X Newton
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CAUTION TEAM: Martin H has been experimenting with Audacity, and as such this episode features a stereo surprise that is best listened to using headphones.
Episode air date: 05/10/1990
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk
Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans
We're back!
Our extended break has now come to an end, and we're returning with what is possibly the best episode of series 4 so far, not least because of the introduction of two interesting new obstacles for the team. One is the often overlooked Transporter Pad floor puzzle, whilst the other involves the introduction of a certain new corridor which has us "buzzing" with excitement...
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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 16 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Finn and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Stephanie
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Ben Fieldhouse as Damien
Becs Houghton-Berry as Shannon
Ross Thompson as Mogdred
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins, based on an adapted quest outline by Ross Thompson and Gemma Dwarwood.
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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 14 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Finn, Granitas and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Stephanie
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Ben Fieldhouse as Damien
Becs Houghton-Berry as Shannon
Juliet Thimpson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Giant
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins and Gemma Dwarwood, based on an adapted quest outline by Ross Thompson and Gemma Dwarwood.
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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 14 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Gumboil, Hordriss and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Jenny and Morghanna
Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie
Roy Jackson as Henry
Phil Thompson as Glum
Ross Thompson as Scott
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood
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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 13 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, McGrew and Gumboil
Rosey Collins as Jenny
Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie
Roy Jackson as Henry
Ross Thompson as Scott
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood
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The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 12 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard and Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Kerry and Jenny
Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie
Roy Jackson as Henry
Andy Marshall as Tom
Juliet Thompson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Scott, Folly, Igneous and Mrs. Grimwold
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson and Rosey Collins
Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood
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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 11 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Gumboil, Granitas and Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Lena and Kerry
Gemma Dwarwood as Sarah and Tara
Becs Houghton-Berry as Selena
Andy Marshall as Tom
Ellie Marshall as Aisling
Ross Thompson as Giant, Mogdred, Daniel and Folly
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins, with minor edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast.
Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke
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Episode air date: 28/09/1990
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.
In this episode a mouse pointer gets left in, a Dungeoneer gets ratty, and Fatilla gets amorous.
With special guest Andy Marshall.
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CAUTION TEAM - This episode features uncensored F-bombs!
Previously a Patreon exclusive, this is the full version of the Trial of the Two Knight Martins - including the discussion with Dungeoneers Anthony Haig and Jason Karl. We talk about many things, including the structural integrity of the Helmet of Justice, an accusation of cheating against Jason's team, and an interesting look behind the scenes of Knightmare.
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Ant Haig is an ambassador for Safe in Our World, a charity that aims to create and foster worldwide mental health awareness within the video game industry; to eliminate the stigma surrounding mental health, to make it a natural topic of discussion, and to promote the dialogue surrounding mental health so people are not afraid to reach out for help if they need it.
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Episode air date: 21/09/1990
Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.
In this episode Mogdred returns to score a direct kill, and we meet a few new characters - including a tavern monk and a rather scary woman in a familiar outfit.
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Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.
We re-join the team as they continue their quest for the Cup. Along the way they meet some new characters - including a sword maiden, an inebriated monk, and an unfortunately named barbarian...
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Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.
It's finally here!
After a much-needed extended break, Martins Harder and Odoni are back to cast their critical eye over series 4 of Knightmare!
This episode features former editor of The Eye Shield fanzine Jake Collins, who will be putting his immense knowledge of The Greater Game to good use as we discuss the many new surprises that await in the new series.
All issues of The Eye Shield, including scans of the original paper fanzine by Paul McIntosh and the online incarnation by Jake Collins, can be viewed on knightmare.com
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In our second Episode Zero for series 3, we take a look at some of the news from the off-season and give our opinions on some of the stories of the day.
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Ahead of series 4, we take a look at the number 1 singles and movies that were around during the off-season.
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 10 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Ben and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Lena and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Sarah and Velda
Greg Ford as Jaejae
Becs Houghton-Berry as Selena
Ellie Marshall as Abby and Aisling
Ross Thompson as David, Mrs. Grimwold and Igneous
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 9 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Ben, Hansel, Granitas, Gumboil and Hordriss
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Greg Ford as Jaejae
Ellie Marshall as Abby
Ross Thompson as David and Folly
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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NOTICE: This parody was produced before JKR made her more controversial personal views known. Temporal Discussion - the Knightmare Podcast and The Dunshelm Players would like to make it clear that the production of this parody in no way represents endorsement of JKR's policies.
Trans rights are human rights.
Dazzled by critical acclaim, Sidriss publicly suggests that she and Hordriss might well be about to write yet another new volume in the Harry Potter saga. Hordriss despairs, partly because of idea-exhaustion, but mainly because his priorities are changing. His desire for literary achievement is being replaced with a growing affection for entrepreneurial conquest.
Originally released on November 4th 2011 to mark the 5th anniversary of The Dunshelm Players first audio play, Famous For Retreating.
ProductionSidriss the Confused ………… Rosey Collins Hordriss the Confuser ………… Jake Collins
Running time approx 6 minutes. Dialogue improvised by the cast. Music (intro track ‘Nothing Broken’ & outro track ‘Melodie Victoria’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed and edited by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is copyright of JK Rowling
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 8 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Lenny and Connor
Rosey Collins as Gretel and Cordelia
Gemma Dwarwood as Tamsin
Greg Ford as Aden
Luke Thompson as Steven
Phil Thompson as Glum
Ross Thompson as Joseph, Mogdred, Mrs. Grimwold and Igneous
Jacob Ward as Kyle
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 7 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, McGrew, Lenny, Merlin and Hordriss.
Rosey Collins as Gretel.
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Greg Ford as Aden and Cedric
Ross Thompson as Joseph
Jacob Ward as Kyle
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Lenny, Granitas and McGrew
Rosey Collins as Simone and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Kelly
Greg Ford as Aden and Olaf
Andy Marshall as Darren
Juliet Thompson as Mel and Lillith
Ross Thompson as Joseph and Giant
Jacob Ward as Kyle
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard and Gumboil
Rosey Collins as Simone and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Kelly and Velda
Greg Ford as Cedric
John Liu as Abdul
Andy Marshall as Darren
Juliet Thompson as Mel
Ross Thompson as Folly, Igneous and Mrs. Grimwold
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 4 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Granitas and Gumboil
Rosey Collins as Daisy and Morghanna
Gemma Dwarwood as Clare
Greg Ford as Karl and Cedric
Andy Marshall as Josh
John Liu as Abdul
Juliet Thompson as Heather
Ross Thompson as Simon and Folly
Jacob Ward as Dylan
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 3 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin and Hansel
Rosey Collins as Gretel and Daisy
Greg Ford as Karl and Olaf
John Liu as Abdul
Andy Marshall as Josh
Juliet Thompson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Igneous
Jacob Ward as Dylan
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Series 1 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Granitas, Gumboil and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Kate and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Emma
Ross Thompson as Matthew, Folly and Mrs. Grimwold
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Series 1 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Granitas, Gumboil and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Kate and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Emma
Ross Thompson as Matthew, Folly and Mrs. Grimwold
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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To commemorate the 35th anniversary of the very first episode of Knightmare, here's our interview with series creator Tim Child.
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Team: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol.
In which we say goodbye to some old friends...
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Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.
Team 2: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol
In which Morghanna breaks some glass.
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"Trip to the Heifer", a parody of Cornershop and Norman Cook's "Brimful of Asha - the Norman Cook Mix", was written by Drassil on the knightmare.com forums and has been used with his permission. The backing track is used for the purpose of parody.
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Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.
In which we learn that a charcoal fire isn't always the best option.
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Whilst we take a short break to catch up on our academic studies, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit. Presented here is the Summer 2017 special.
CAST AND CREW:
Melissa Chatterton as Olivia
Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Tobias, Doorkis, Merlin and Lissard
Rosey Collins as Scarlet, Majida, Atargatis, Sidriss
Amy Davies as Malice
Gemma Dwarwood as the Oracle
Antony Rowe as Finton
Ricky Temple as Oli
Ross Thompson as Dorris, Bookworm, Rothberry, Smirkenoff, Brother Strange, Fatilla, Sir Hugh and Lord Fear
Edited by Jake Collins & Ross Thompson. Further edits for the Temporal Discussion release by Martin Harder.
Written by Jake Collins and Rosey Collins, based on a quest outline by Jake Collins, Rosey Collins and Ross Thompson.
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Team 1: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester
Team 2: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.
In which a Punk is stapled to a chicken. With guest host, Patreon supporter Peter Pulsford.
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Peter's unofficial Knightmare gamebook, Knightmare Live! The Phial of Freedom, is available for free in PDF format on our website.
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Team 1: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester
In which Olaf can't keep up with a blindfolded child.
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Team 1: Scott, Jeremy, Nathan and Ian from Ash Vale, Hampshire.
Team 2: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester
In which a shocking truth is revealed!
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Team 1: Douglas, Richard, Derek and Matthew from Weston-Super-Mare
Team 2: Scott, Jeremy, Nathan and Ian from Ash Vale, Hampshire
In which Motley is surprised to find a snake in his bath. Featuring guest host, Dungeoneer Scott Evans.
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Team 1: Kelly, Emma, Sarah and Tammy from Sea Palling, Norfolk
Team 2: Douglas, Richard, Derek and Matthew from Weston-Super-Mare
In which we discover that wall monsters have a sense of humour.
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Hi Listeners of Illusion! We're taking a bit of a forced break from recording at the moment, so instead of a full episode this week we're bringing you a funny little musical sketch. It's written and performed by Martin Harder, based on an article written by Martin Odoni.
The background beat is "KING", a royalty free track by Beats Provider.
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Team 1: Ross, Gavin, Fu and Shahzad from Birmingham
Team 2: Kelly, Emma, Sarah and Tammy from Sea Palling, Norfolk
In which we have a surprisingly serious discussion about extinction of the dodo and the conservation efforts of the Kakapo.
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The happy father-daughter writing partnership established between Hordriss the Confuser and Sidriss the Confused has finally paid dividends as they get ready to publish the first novel they’ve written together. Or to be more precise, Hordriss has written it while Sidriss unsportingly insists on pointing out why most of what he’s written is rubbish. This improvised sketch was originally recorded many years ago, long before JK Rowling publicly aired some of her more controversial opinions, and both Temporal Discussion and The Dunshelm Players would like it to be known that this recording does not in any way equal support of her beliefs. Sidriss the Confused……………………………Rosey Collins Hordriss the Confuser……………………………Jake Collins Running time approx 9 minutes. Scenario by Jake Collins – dialogue improvised by the cast. Music (intro track ‘Eyecatch’ & outro track ‘Endless Horizons’) provided by Royaltyfreemusic.com, composers anonymous. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Jake Collins. Edited by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is (c) of JK Rowling.
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Team 1: James, Philip, Pulok and Jamie from Ipswitch
Team 2: Ross, Gavin, Fu and Shahzad from Birmingham
In which we learn that you should always carry a rotten egg with you, in case you get eaten by a snake.
Listen out for our special Patreon-only competition in this episode!
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Team 1: Leo, Matthew, Simon and James from Bromley.
Team 2: James, Philip, Pulok and Jamie from Ipswich.
In which Leo faces off against a Danger Noodle.
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TEAM: Leo, Matthew, Simon and James from Bromley.
In which we talk to the artist David Rowe, Merlin forgets how to spell and we introduce you to the newest member of our team - our youth correspondent, Feathered Menace!
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Martin Odoni interviews the actor Alec Westwood (Folly, Gibbet) about his experiences as a core cast member in the early days of Knightmare, and talk to him about his professional life after his departure.
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Team 1: Simon, Deborah, Mark and Claire from Horsham.
Team 2: Leo, Matthew, Simon and James from Bromley.
In which a lot of people fall off, and through, things.
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The fourth era of the Dungeon Of Deceit is imminent, and it is a time of change; the Dungeon is growing fast and far beyond its old boundaries, while some of the mightiest of its occupants, both light and dark, are coming into conflict. When old alliances are broken by treachery and greed, fresh alliances are formed as new protagonists emerge, until five distinct factions – four of them forces for evil and only one of them a force for good – take shape. Of these, it is the faction controlled by the sorceress Malice that takes the initiative. While the Dungeon Master, Treguard of Dunshelm, tries to remain impartial and above the conflicts raging in the Greater Game, the war leads to chaos, death, and a new dominant evil that he simply must range his forces against. Confusion is certain… When Five Tribes Go to War! Treguard ……………………………………………………… Ruzl Odoni Malice ………………………………………………… Helen Becconsall Pickle ……………………………………………………… Andy Marshall Aedric (Lord Fear)/Fatilla The Hun …………. Martin Odoni Morghanna/Mistress Goody(badwife) …….. Rosey Collins Merlin ……………………………………………………… Matt Richings Mogdred …………………………………………………. Martin Harder Hordriss the Confuser/Gumboil ………………… Jake Collins Skarkill ……………………………………………………… Ricky Temple Sir Hugh de Wittless ……………………………………… Adam Hall Written by Martin Odoni. Intro music ‘Return Of The Knights’ provided by Soundrangers, composer anonymous Outro music ‘Under The Surface’ composed by Sebastian Morawietz Trailer music “Two Tribes: Surrender Mix” composed & performed by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Martin Odoni Running time approximately one hundred and twenty minutes. Also thanks to Robin Barlow, David Forester, Clare Speedie, Billy Hicks, Sue McPherson, Kieran O’Brien, Emma Venvell, Saijal Mistry and Andrew ‘Snowcat’ Kenny. Originally published August-October 2010.
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Team 1: Cliff, James, Richard and Matthew from Felixstowe.
Team 2: Simon, Deborah, Mark and Claire from Horsham.
In which Simon (but not that Simon) sidesteps left.
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Team 1: Cliff, James, Richard and Matthew from Felixstowe.
In which Cliff's got an egg timer!
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Team 1: Gavin, Tom, Craig and Brian from Uddingston, South Lanarkshire.
Team 2: Cliff, James, Richard and Matthew from Felixstowe.
In which the sand is quicker than a Dungeoneer, and the Martin's struggle to maintain their composure whilst conversing with their childhood hero.
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In which we take a look at the number 1 songs and movies during the 1988-1989 off-season, during which we discuss such topics as transphobia and negative representations of autism in movies. Also, Marti Odoni gets excited over Batman.Michael Keaton in a black rubber bodysuit.
All the songs we talk about in this episode can be heard on this Spotify playlist, with the exception of the charity cover of Ferry 'Cross the Mersey which can be heard here. The memorial website for victims of the Hillsborough disaster is here.
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Martin H and Martin O go on trial for some of the unkind things they've said about past Dungeoneers, if they were hoping to get an unbiased hearing they might be in for a bit of a surprise...
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The fourth era of the Dungeon Of Deceit is imminent, and it is a time of change; the Dungeon is growing fast and far beyond its old boundaries, while some of the mightiest of its occupants, both light and dark, are coming into conflict. When old alliances are broken by treachery and greed, fresh alliances are formed as new protagonists emerge, until five distinct factions – four of them forces for evil and only one of them a force for good – take shape. Of these, it is the faction controlled by the sorceress Malice that takes the initiative. While the Dungeon Master, Treguard of Dunshelm, tries to remain impartial and above the conflicts raging in the Greater Game, the war leads to chaos, death, and a new dominant evil that he simply must range his forces against. Confusion is certain… When Five Tribes Go to War!
Treguard ……………………………………………………… Ruzl Odoni
Malice ………………………………………………… Helen Becconsall
Pickle ……………………………………………………… Andy Marshall
Aedric (Lord Fear)/Fatilla The Hun …………. Martin Odoni
Morghanna/Mistress Goody(badwife) …….. Rosey Collins
Merlin ……………………………………………………… Matt Richings
Mogdred …………………………………………………. Martin Harder
Hordriss the Confuser/Gumboil ………………… Jake Collins
Skarkill ……………………………………………………… Ricky Temple
Sir Hugh de Wittless ……………………………………… Adam Hall
Written by Martin Odoni.
Intro music ‘Return Of The Knights’ provided by Soundrangers, composer anonymous
Outro music ‘Under The Surface’ composed by Sebastian Morawietz
Trailer music “Two Tribes: Surrender Mix” composed & performed by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers.
Production mixed by Martin Odoni
Running time approximately one hundred and twenty minutes.
Also thanks to Robin Barlow, David Forester, Clare Speedie, Billy Hicks, Sue McPherson, Kieran O’Brien, Emma Venvell, Saijal Mistry and Andrew ‘Snowcat’ Kenny.
Published August-October 2010.
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Team 1: Stuart, Dan, Phil and Emma from Youtube.
In which Isy Suttie definitely says "heck".
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WARNING: If you're watching along, or if you're revisiting the episode before you listen to the podcast, be aware that the Jehrico 6 chamber features flashing colours and lights that continue almost until the end of the program.
Team 1: Karen, Pamela, Angela and Nicola from Denholm (Hawick).
In which we say goodbye to some of our favourite characters.
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Team 1: Steven, Mark, Paul and Chris from Weston-Super-Mare.
Team 2: Karen, Pamela, Angela and Nicola from Denholm (Hawick).
In which a key causes a kerfuffle.
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Combat Chess music: Godspeed by Mark Petrie
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Team 1: Anthony, Alan, Mark and Darren from Ash, Hampshire.
Team 2: Steven, Mark, Paul and Chris from Weston-Super-Mare.
In which Lillith shouts at a doll
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Majida, Pickle, Folly and Motley have all seen better days, and have all had better careers. We find them many years after the end of the TV series, and they are now the serving staff in a tavern in the Wolfglade. One evening, they have to wait on two new customers, one of whom is revelling in the fame and fortune of a revived on-screen career, the other of whom is called Daisy.
Made in response to YouTube's ‘Geek Week’ episode of Knightmare, All Washed Up is a comedy sketch put together by some of the Dunshelm Players regulars, with a few light-hearted barbs at one or two of KM-GW’s weaker ingredients.
Originally released in 2013.
Majida ……………………………… Rosey Collins
Treguard/Folly ………………..... Jake Collins
Daisy ……………………………….... Amy Davies
Pickle …………………………….. Andy Marshall
Motley ………………………... Ross Thompson
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Team 1: Julian, Vaughan, Becca and Mary from Banbury.
Team 2: Anthony, Alan, Mark and Darren from Ash, Hampshire.
In which a Medusa is defeated, and a label is misread.
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Team: Julian, Vaughan, Becca and Mary from Banbury.
In which Treguard outright trolls the team, and Merlin gets tired for no reason.
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Team 1: Jamie, Joseph, Paul and Saranjit from Leeds
Team 2: Julian, Vaughan, Becca and Mary from Banbury.
In which an unfair room leads to a difficult decision...
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Team 1: Stuart, Neil, Greg and Neal from Leicester.
Team 2: Jamie, Joseph, Paul and Saranjit from Leeds.
In which we learn the shocking truth about Stuarts trousers!
Special Guest: Dungeoneer Stuart Leatherland
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Team 1: Neil, Craig, Jason and Mark from Newark.
Team 2: Stuart, Neil, Craig and Neal from Leicester.
In which the team who famously struggled to disspell "SHRUD" commit an even bigger blunder!
COMPETITION!
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I had an hour or so spare, and I thought this would be a laugh. It's VERY rough around the edges so I might return to it at some point and try to clean it up a bit.
"Suddenly Seymour" was written and arranged by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman for the musical "Little Shop of Horrors".
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Team 1: Neil, Craig, Jason and Mark from Newark.
In which we talk about an infamous moment in Knightmare history. Featuring special guest Nikki from Nikki and Bunty.
COMPETITION!
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Team 1: Akash, Tanya, Carrie and Kirsten from Sutton / Worcester Park, Surrey
Team 2: Neil, Craig, Jason and Mark from Newark.
In which we theorise about the truth of the TRUTH spell.
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Temporal Discussion proudly present The Dunshelm Players in Sidriss the Confused & the Chamber of Secrets. Desperately seeking expert aid after yet another of her clumsy mishaps with magic, Sidriss the Confused enters the private study of Hordriss the Confuser and discovers that her father has been leading a remarkable double-life. In this short play, Sidriss the Confused is playe by Rosey Collins, and Hordriss the Confuser is played by Jake Collins. Script written by Jake Collins. Music (intro track ‘Shadows Of The Glen’ & outro track’Soft Blend IV’) provided by Royaltyfreemusic.com, composers anonymous. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is (c) of JK Rowling.
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Team 5: Tony, Craig, Tony and Dean from Ashford, Kent
In which we break with tradition and actually have some serious, educational conversations. Featuring special guest Dr. Bianca Hatin (Twitter)
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Team 4: Mark, Daniel, Matthew and Jonathan from Witney
Team 5: Tony, Craig, Tony and Dean from Ashford, Kent
In which every hero should meet a crocodile!
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Team 4: Mark, Daniel, Matthew and Jonathan from Witney
In which we are introduced to the dungeon's favourite eight-legged lady.
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Team 3: Christopher, Kenneth, Paul and Christopher from St Helens.
Team 4: Mark, Daniel, Matthew and Jonathan from Witney.
In which Christopher finds a big spoon.
Featuring special guest QueenCreeps.
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Team 2: Claire, Kerry, Michelle and Cheryl from Ludlow, Shropshire
Team 3: Christopher, Kenneth, Paul and Christopher from St Helens.
In which we address one of Knightmare's biggest issues, and it's not that they said leopard...
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Team 1: Martin, Lee, Tony and John from Sunderland.
Team 2: Claire, Kerry, Michelle and Cheryl from Ludlow, Shropshire
In which we usher in a new phase of the Dungeon, and we also look back at all the number 1 films and singles we missed in the off-season.
CITV competition audio courtesy of Knightmare.com
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Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating is the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game of Luck and Glory.
Set approximately three years after the conclusion of the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new perspective on their motivations.
Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill
Olaf (missing scene only) …………………………….. Ricky Temple
Mellisandre (missing scene only) ……………………. Amy Davies
Motley (missing scene only) ………………………. Ross Thompson
Cedric (missing scene only) …………………………. Martin Harder
Golgarach (missing scene only) ………………………. Jake Collins
Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Scriptwriters for deleted scene.................Ricky Temple & Roz Pearsonf
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni
Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com
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Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating is the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game of Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new perspective on their motivations.
Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill
Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni
Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com
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Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating is the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game of Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new perspective on their motivations.
Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill
Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni
Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com
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After her mission to procure witch amber from behind enemy lines goes awry, Heggarty is gravely injured. Her only hope is the witch queen Greystagg, but as Heggarty's injuries prefent her from using Greystagg's calling name, the queen who normally prides herself on her neutrality in the battle between The Powers That Be and The Opposition is forced to make an uneasy alliance with Treguard.
Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating is the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game of Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new perspective on their motivations.
Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill
Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni
Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com
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Links between the Twentieth Century and the era of the Dungeon have been dormant for several years, but the civil war between ‘The Powers-That-Be’ and ‘The Opposition’ continues. Caught between the two forces in the conflict are the Grey Sisterhood, now resident in the new colony of Ambrohame.
Desperate to renew her people’s dwindling powers, the Witch Queen Greystagg sends an emissary, Heggatty, to seek out new sources of witch amber. During her mission, Heggatty is attacked by the Opposition, and needs Treguard and Stiletta to come to her aid.
Caught in a situation where combat is impossible, Treguard and his mortal enemy, Lord Fear, must each battle with words to induce terror in the other to decide the fate of the Grey Sisters… with the balance of the entire war resting on the outcome.
Some two-and-a-half years in the making, Famous For Retreating is the first-ever audio play based in the universe of the Greater Game of Luck and Glory. Set approximately three years after the conclusion of the TV series, the play adds substantial development to one character who only got to appear in a few episodes, and also explores one of the central characters, giving him a new origin, while explaining the transitions that led to his emergence. Using themes and characters devised by award-winning TV Producer Tim Child, Famous For Retreating is a close study of some of the prominent personalities from the series he created, attempting to flesh out their histories and to offer a new perspective on their motivations.
Treguard …………………………………………………….......... Ruzl Odoni
Stiletta/Salvania …………………………….................. Eleanor Booth-Davey
Lord Fear/Honesty Bartram ………………………. Martin Odoni
Majida/Heggatty …………………………………….......... Sue McPherson
Skarkill/Merlin ……………………………………………..… Alec Downs
Elita/Greystagg ……………………………………….......… Clare Speedie
Lady Brinkatore/Mellisandre …………………..… Vivienne Traill
Narrator …………….........................................……………. Martin Harder
Scriptwriters…..….…...….…...………......................…..Martin Odoni & Ricky Temple
Production Supervisor……………………..…...……Neal Sawyer
Post-Production Editor .........……………………..Martin Odoni
Title music (Hidden)………………………………………….. Matthew Oates
Incidental & credit music (Celestial Embrace) …………Soundrangers
Other incidental music ……..Royaltyfreemusic/Productiontrax.com
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A trailer for this week's inter-season special, part 1 of The Dunshelm Player's audio drama Famous For Retreating.
Originally released in 2006, FFR was the first audio drama set within the Knightmare realm. We are proud to be able to introduce the play to a wider audience.
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Team 6: Richard (dungeoneer), Jonathan, Paul and Edward from West Yorkshire.
In which an adviser compliments a nose, and we say goodbye to series 1.
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Team 6: Richard (dungeoneer), Jonathan, Paul and Edward from West Yorkshire.
In which the Jolly Jester faces off against the Mad Monk in a battle of wits!
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Team 4: Danny (Dungeoneer), Nigel, Tom and Mark from Portsmouth
Team 5: Team 5: Helen (Dungeoneer), Anthony, Jon-Paul and Claire from Mid Glamorgan.
Team 6: Team 6: Richard (Dungeoneer), Jonathan, Paul and Edward from West Yorkshire.
In which everybody acts professionally and absolutely nothing goes wrong whatsoever...
Special guest: Weekend Lollygagger (Youtube)
Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Bandcamp)
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Team 4: Danny (Dungeoneer), Nigel, Tom and Mark from Portsmouth
In which Merlin waves it about a bit.
Special guest: Dave Bulmer (website)
Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke (Bandcamp)
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Team 3: Simon, Simon, Johnathan and Steven from Yorkshire
Team 4: Danny, Nigel, Tom and Mark from Portsmouth
In which we welcome a windy wall monster.
Theme music by Chris JC
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We're taking a short break from the series in order to bring you this unofficial Knightmare audio play by The Dunshelm Players.
IN DEFENCE OF DAN
Dan Howell has been hunted down by the law-enforcers of Knightmare fandom and is put on trial for his smart-assery during the Geek Week special. His hopes of continued freedom depend on a lawyer who is still to sit her GCSEs, in legal battle with a rabid and fervent KM *fanatic, all overseen by a judge whose only legal qualifications are a swimming certificate and a lengthy career watching ITV courtroom docudramas.
A somewhat belated. response to the new episode of Knightmare made for YouTube’s ‘GeekWeek’, is a comedy sketch written and mixed by Amy Davies. For once, it does not feature any regular Knightmare characters, and has a few gentle digs at the outraged reaction of some of the fans to the team of YouTube stars who took part in the special. It features a Dunshelm Players debut for Lucy Davies.*PRODUCTION INFO
Clerk - Ross Thompson Judge - Martin Odoni Danosaur 1/Danosaur 3/Defence/Amelia Davidson - Amy Davies Danosaur 2 - Lucy Davies Prosecutor - Andy Marshall Dan Howell - Martin Harder Knightmare Fan 1/Lola Roberts - Rosey Collins Knightmare Fan 2/Foreman - Jake Collins Aaron Challenge - Ricky Temple
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Team 3
From: Yorkshire
Dungeoneer: Simon
Advisers: Simon, Johnathan and Steven
In which a certain key almost gives Martin O an aneurysm.
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Team 2
From: Lancashire
Dungeoneer:Maeve
Advisers:Christina, David and Lee
Team 3
From: Yorkshire
Dungeoneer:Simon
Advisers:Simon, Johnathan and Steven
In which one of the teams makes a huge mistake which we feel should be more famous than it is.
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Team 1 From: Bedfordshire Dungeoneer: David Advisers: James, Lucien and David
Team 2 From: Lancashire Dungeoneer: Maeve Advisers: Christina, David and Lee
In which we meet our first two teams, and Martin O gets "Snooker Loopy" stuck in his head.
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Welcome, Listeners of Illusion, to Temporal Discussion. An episode-by-episode retrospective of the awesome British kids TV show, Knightmare.
Phase across time to the late 80s and join Martin Harder and Martin Odoni as they venture through each and every episode of the show. Join them for humerous observations, behind-the-scenes talk and a breakdown of the series done in a way that only those with true love of the source material can manage.
Join us for Temporal Discussion, and just keep telling yourself... It's only a podcast...
Isn't it?
Twitter: @KnightmarePod
Email: broomcupboardclub@gmail.com
Royalty free music: Saga of Knight by Makai Symphony
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