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Double Dungeon Radio Show. This is not meant for human consumption, it's a 30 year time capsule of thoughts and ideas. It's also kind of a mess. Hosts Rafe and Ari hit on a few current events topics, hate on the internet a bit, tell some stories from their past, then get on with their lives.
Rafe and Ari host a king-sized episode. They talk about getting ready to move, tracking inflation through egg rolls, "There's No Such Thing As Bad Pizza", and Mookie the cat getting a job.
This is a link where you can watch this episode's recommendation, The Magic Crystal.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a barrel full of pickled kids, replacing a stolen nativity camel, hot Dr. Pepper, and the new alt-Christmas movie to watch.
Also, here's a direct link for Krampusnacht 2017, Rafe's Christmas music pick
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about trigger discipline, everything smelling terrible, pranking our cat, and being aggressively told to stop looking at Queen Latifah.
Rafe and Ari host. Double Dungeon celebrates 50 official episodes! They talk about The Frugal Gourmet, when payphones were free, The Denizen Bushwick, and a superspreading ninja.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a peanut butter fried chicken sandwich, a scam 8"x11" envelope, Ozy media being scam geniuses, and a gently used hamburger.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the real meaning of a burrito sized tortilla, Ryan Gosling's lack of acting ability, being an animal medication hipster, and stalking a new karaoke spot.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Jock Jams, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, the Tappan Zee Bridge, Deno's Wonder Wheel, and the origins of Lyme Disease.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a mystery sausage that has been sitting in the same spot for over a month, the Liberty Bell needs to be discarded, Elon Musk blowing up the moon to save money, and a brainwashing song that is getting heavy airplay.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about listening to No Doubt on the first night of High School, "Been There, Done That", people who complain about authenticity in recipes, and the Illuminati being behind a flood of bad Fast and Furious memes.a
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a portapotty with a gear shifter, braunschweiger, Richard Dawson kissing everybody, and slackliners in the park getting out of control.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the mystery of Eric Adams' residence, what actually constitutes "two" when it comes to snack wraps, and the lifting of COVID restrictions in NYC.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the maniacs that live in Miami, the corporate art style called Alegria, Rafe invents a conspiracy theory about fatbergs, and the story of the butt spoon is finally told.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about what a scam the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is, dreaming about being severely sunburned, the median home price in NYC, and why it's not a good idea to show mukbangs on giant TVs in your restaurant.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about quarter stick fireworks, cancelling Good Charlotte for cultural appropriation, feeding old people weed so that they can keep slaving away in the salt mines, and Billifer.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the perfect zoom food, calling into the Brian Lehrer show over 100 times in 20 minutes, April mosquitos, and Ari gets invited to an unnecessarily expensive birthday party.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about possible NYPD destruction of public property, highly prized sport fish that eat French fries, sitting next to the toilets on busses, and the objectively terrible dance moves of the 1960s.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Draw A Bird Day, dying on the toilet, drinking two coffees in less than 5 minutes, and the invention of extortion.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Kung Fu, Hamburger Helper, helping the Open Streets program with a baseball bat, and the Pentagon FINALLY injecting people with microchips.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about ANOTHER looming toilet paper disaster, forgetting to put microchips in the vaccines, Wood Shop Guy, and pickled chicken legs.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about roasting a duck, dog poop in the 1970s, Joe Biden being entirely CGI, and whether or not Knuckles the Echidna is black.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Biden's dog biting people, bad bagels in NYC, the last visit to a terrible doctor, and tuna casserole.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about exciting bridges of the late 1700s, fake snow, actors with huge heads, and a seagull that ate a man's tongue.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Cuomo being tried at The Hague, the types of people you meet at the junk pile, and movie theaters reopening. They also get a ton of phone calls for some reason.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Democrats controlling the weather, banning social media influencers, Flavortown Kitchen, and straw hats at political conventions.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about snowy owls, Bud Zero, horribly stinky fish, and the Denver International Airport/Illuminati bunker.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expired coffee, a mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, the nuclear football, and socks with rubber grips on the bottom.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about party rocking, the plight of being the owner of a multi million dollar property in NYC, The Office of the Former President, and Ro-Tel Chili.
The first hour of today's show is presented in low quality for our non Patreon subscribers, and since we don't have a Patreon, that means everyone.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about splits of the perineum, a bus driving off a 50 foot bridge, Donald Trump's 5d chess plan for another 4 years, and zero ply toilet paper.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the most racist animal on planet earth, Christmas tree sadists, Jeppson's Mallort, and the end of the No Pants Subway Ride.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Trump Media replacing Social Media, 4 foot long poop streaks in their apartment, pasta heists, and sweet potato fries.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about squirrel attacks, tracking down excellent sausage, secret santa surprises, and a really terrible puzzle book.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about mince pie and figgy pudding, Santa being from Brooklyn, Robin Hood living with the Ewoks, and pooping unicorn toys.
Also, here is our "fireplace" and christmas tree!
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about bathroom fans, a very fat and ugly wife's green card, Joe Biden's Face/Off, and they debate the term "skin hunger".
Rafe also rails against Planter's Cheez Balls.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the blando McRib, finally getting a new fridge jammed into their apartment, people wearing brownface in 2007, and Miguel calls in with a live poop reservoir update.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about fact checking internet fact checkers, flushing food down the toilet, getting laid off AGAIN, and whether or not the cat peed in their mask.
ALSO: You may or may not be able to hear us in rotation at Cruzin' with Steak Radio. We accept no responsibility for any of the other content on that station, and in fact, maybe its best you don't tune in there.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the ravages of the NYC tornado, double yolked eggs, illegal underground boxing in the Bronx, and a particularly stinky chair.
Also, thanks to Izzy, here's a Double Dungeon playlist on Spotify with all of our bumper music
Rafe and Ari host. Rafe gets the episode number wrong right off the bat, they talk about how their apartment is turning into a modern furniture storage unit, Smartphone Pinky, Cellino and Barnes getting the band back together, and poop filled M&Ms.
Rafe and Ari host. On this mostly politics free pre-election special, Rafe gets emotional about vote shaming, they request a poop dna test, the Tesla Truck makes a surprise appearance, and New York announces its going to murder every landlord.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expandable carry on luggage, Among Us as pro-democracy propaganda, the scam behind "Let's Twist Again", and being an unlicensed child Popsicle salesman.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Bolognese sauce, get confused about Ice Cube and Ice T, discover an "IPA style hard seltzer", and they ride the COVID train.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about The Blockheads, Orthodox dance parties, the worlds largest prairie dog, shirtless Michael Landon, and Rafe's accidental gay pride bandanna.
Rafe's Joe Colombo Boby cart restoration
The eggs and trout
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about intermittent fasting, Cake Boss' easily preventable injury, ear inspections, the Lamborghini Urus, and the ENORMOUS jewel that they found.
Rafe and Ari host. They are back from an extended vacation, and Rafe doesn't remember how to operate the show. They talk about civil war, Fearless Girl, running your phone through the wash, The Cool S, and fake Zoom glitches.
Also, remember to call your moms!
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the ritual Illuminati sacrifice of WWE Superstar Kamala, room temperature OK Soda, borenkool stampot, and the abundance of meat at the local grocery store.
Oh and they talk about diarrhea.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how Phil Collins songs are repetitive, the media telling people who like cash that they are stupid, the real conspiracy behind OK Soda, and the 13 reasons that Biden is apparently gonna win in November.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about alien DNA, bars getting tricky with their "food", Vice President Kamala Harris, and laundromat fires.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about wrapping your phone in tin foil, cakes that look like a roll of toilet paper, Donald Trump's super mega secret police, and the shape up scam at the barber shop.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the price of corn, the insanely cheap price of flights right now, the Washington Bullets, and a white elephant in the form of a JUUL sign.
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! No real difference tho. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Pizza Hut ice, the declining population of fireflies, the top 3 worst places in NYC, and how they are being eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about being out of coffee, the Macy's fireworks debacle, Dog Faced Pony Soldiers, and debate whether or not NYC will enter Phase Three on Monday.
Rafe and Ari host, they talk about the fireworks conspiracy, the ideal time to get hair plugs, how many flies you can catch using poop, and Rafe tells about getting trapped in a cab in the middle of Long Island by a QAnon true believer.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the UK mandating all visitors to quarantine for 14 days, a tacky "COVID 19 Survivor"" shirt, the wrong way to clean a Shake Shack shake machine, and Rafe breaks the conspiracy of the Bush family with a trash find.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about weirdo flat light bulbs, Chicken Riggies, Cellino and Barnes getting divorced, how not to properly repair an original XBOX, and the lady that was crashing into stuff out front of our house at 2:30 AM the other night.
Rafe also developed a new conspiracy theory about Amazon Ring, and it might not be right, but hot dang it makes sense.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the developing protests, a horrifying story about slaughterhouses, 2.4 million in stolen Rolex watches, and George W Bush endorsing Joe Biden.
KING SIZED EPISODE! Rafe and Ari host, they talk about whether or not its OK to eat burritos with a fork, Baltimore implementing warzone style airplane surveillance, "roving rat armies", and the famous Exploding No Rope Barbed Wire Exploding Ring Time Bomb Death Match
Return of the Daily Double! We will be doing it every other week or so. Rafe and Ari host, they talk about the superior cleaning power of Palmolive, lament the death of their beloved karaoke spot, talk about being bit in the armpit by a mentally unstable cat, and do a bad job of explaining Obamagate.
Full length episode! Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Saddam Hussein's stargate, Joe Biden being a bad boy disrupter on the political scene, Pabst Blue Ribbon Mixed Berry Harder Seltzer, being in detention in 4th grade, and they wonder why Hamilton is worth 75 million dollars.
PROGRAMMING NOTE! This episode announces the end of Daily Double Dungeon.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about veggie burgers, the Magic: the Gathering community in chaos, exactly how long 18 rolls of toilet paper can last, and Joe Biden finally earning the endorsement of Republicans.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about pricey meat, finding their long lost Oscar Meyer Hot Dog whistle, Zoom saving America 3mil barrels of oil per day, and Jerry Lee Lewis being declared Not Dead.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about some expensive organic milk, waking up to the sounds of someone puking their guts out while I was busy dreaming I was a hobo, Rollercoaster the movie, and touching your nose after cutting jalapenos.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about kielbasa broccoli nacho soup, Sega CD being great, Banksy being crap, and protesting being illegal here in NYC.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Poo-Pourri vs Turdcules, A guy in San Diego wearing a Klan hood, Andrew Yang saving democracy, and whole-hay guacamole.
REUPLOADED. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about which alien is their favorite, Billy Mitchell suing to get his Donkey Kong scores recognized, Nic Cage playing Tiger King, and GIMME PIZZAAAAAAA
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Double Breasted Cormorants and ugly babies, Hulk Hogan doing some actual wrestling for once in his life, don't fly Spirit unless you want to be a spirit, and Kim Jong Un playing FFVII.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the Hillary/Barack 2020 ticket, the effect of focal lengths in photography, volunteer barber-ing, and one of the worst episode of Colombo.
COVID FREE FRIDAY EDITION! Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Kim Jon Un taking the week off to watch The Last Dance, watching videos about rollercoaster enthusiasts, Facetime with eels, and they ask if tossing foreign coins in the park counts as littering.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Cuomo and DiBlasio's ulterior motives in "cleaning" the subway every night, New Yorkers fleeing and never coming back, a crazy lady with 16 knives at a local museum, and Rafe lost his Airpods.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about peeing near a soccer field, sneezing all over bacon, Jared Kushner's probable plastic surgery, and celery secrets.
FULL LENGTH DOUBLE DUNGEON! This jam packed episode is hosted by Rafe and Ari. They talk about the pope being a hologram, how to soundproof a room, the nightmare of having to hear "Wouldn't It Be Nice" too many times, and they wonder why Lululemon tights are so expensive.
They also both agree that more places need to serve coffee at 11pm.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the upcoming beer-pocalypse, sloppy joes being great or not great, cockroaches in designer speakers, and orcs being a racist caricature.
Also, reminder, no show tomorrow but a full DOUBLE DUNGEON episode on Tuesday!
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about getting rid of open container laws, the real reason so many states are rushing people back to work, whether or not Space is the Place, and Ari is crushed by news that the Tenement Museum is closing.
COVID FREE! Rafe and Ari host. They talk about trying to resuscitate a cactus, getting murdered by your car windshield, Big Bird robbing an old lady, and Double Dungeon AGAIN endorses Jesse Ventura, but for NYC Mayor this time.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Trump urging every patriotic American to tan their butt, the Juggalos activating to stop the spread of COVID, finding giant Lego blocks in the trash, and Double Dungeon endorses Jesse Ventura for president, whether or not Ari agrees.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the correct way to cook bacon and why Ari gets it all wrong, grocery store workers accidentally signing up to die in a front line warzone, all the things Mookie has been hiding under the stove, and some really bad Bon Jovi covers.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Stallone loving Fritos and mayo, the Mac Attack slice of pizza, tornado warnings in the Bronx, and the cancellation of Oktoberfest.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Kim Jong Un meeting Kim Jong Il again, Ebola Bowling, Corona virus farts, Shake Shack sucking up all the cash for small business, and Whole Foods trying to bust unions.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Di Blasio encouraging snitchin', a flare up of our old favorite pandemic: Ebola, they wonder what Neiman Marcus even sells, and they decide to love Veggie Straws for what they are.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Biden being the Republican candidate for 2020, the upcoming Strawvolution, some local robberies that have been occurring at bars and restaurants during the lockdown, and a hobo who was covering himself in baby powder.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the impending bacon apocalypse, the Donald Trump/Fox News/MAGA human centipede, electronic voting fraud being a bigger issue than my single solitary vote, and how even small phones are huge now.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Dr. Oz wanting to murder kids, whether or not a Klan mask is considered facial covering that prevents COVID, they finally found someone who voted for Biden, and Land-O-Lakes knees.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Chicken Tonight, Warren endorsing Joe Biden of all people, Andrew Cuomo giving me the authority to hit anyone not wearing a face mask with a baseball bat, and Donald Trump hosting a Morning Zoo radio show.
Rafe and Ari host this full length Double Dungeon! They talk about Obama (effectively) endorsing Trump, WWE being deemed an essential business, peeing your pants because Big Gulps are just too dang biggg, Mr. Bean being an alien, and Black Hebrew Israelites being the new hipster fashion.
Rafe and Ari host. It's Easter, and they talk about the Pope advocating for UBI in Mass today, the New York Times doing a crap job of journalism, Pandebono bread tasting like a starchy baby, and more Animal Crossing gripes.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about 1/4 of Wyoming workers drinking on the job, #OPENAMERICANOW because... some reason, the Postal Service but not the band The Postal Service, and they try to demystify the Little Caesar commercials.
Also, Rafe really, really hates the band Will To Power.
Rafe and Ari host this special first ever COVID-free edition. Rafe is really struggling for topics, so enjoy listening to them talk about blow mold lights, Trader Joe's store brand fake meat, definitive proof that a hot dog is a sandwich, and Tompa Bay.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about tomorrow being an entirely Coronavirus-free episode, Tiger King native ads at the Bronx Zoo, Totino's imitation cheese ingredients and Joseph Pizza, and the saga of trying to find a Switch concludes.
Also, Ari coins the phrase "Song of the Shelter".
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Bernie Sanders calling it quits, Trump talking about pardoning Joe Exotic, Wii prices shooting through the roof (BUY BUY BUY!), and never having to shake people's poopy hands again.
Rafe's also a bit of a grouch this episode, if you think clapping at 7pm is doing something worthwhile, then go right ahead.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Covid exposing the truth behind crosswalk buttons, Biden being for killing voters before he was against it, good coffee and bad coffee, and getting stabbed on the train.
Also if Tom Nook doesn't have a fishing rod in stock tomorrow, Rafe's gonna burn Nook's Cranny down.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about people finding Andrew Cuomo attractive, not getting any cleaning done, Quaranteenie Weenies, and burying people in NYC public parks.
They also talk about trying to do at least one show without Coronavirus topics at least once a week, but we need content for that! Email us Doubledungeon@hotmail.com, Tweet us @Doubledungeon4u, and call us at VILE-281-330
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Zumba Bombing, pilfering signs from the local park, Ari cheating at Rummikub because she's a cheater, and skaters not social distancing.
Rafe also introduces his homebrew conspiracy theory about alleged Covid heart symptoms.
Rafe and Ari host their shortest episode yet! They talk about Mexican Violence, eating old pizza dough, whether or not the Undertaker actually has lightning powers, and Rafe's not changing his clothes again until this pandemic is over.
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Exotic getting Coronavirus (allegedly), eating Jeff Bezos, Mookie eating a bunch of bacon grease, and Jon Bon Jovi's war crimes.
Daily Double Dungeon for April 2nd, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about The Unknown Comic, the upcoming restaurant apocalypse, a Facebook group dedicated to derailing trains, and wonder why so many people are throwing out their TVs.
Daily Double Dungeon for Wednesday, April 1st, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a looming grocery shortage that's starting to show its ugly head, OJ Simpson hosting The View, drive in movie theaters popping back up, and how Accuweather RealFeel is crap.
Also Rafe talks about how we were deprived as a society from Whitney Houston starring in CATS.
It's an almost full length regular episode! Double Dungeon Episode 19, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Yellowstone exploding, Andrew Cuomo's nipples, pilfering expensive cheeses, and the New Coke conspiracy.
They also talk about Tiger King for a bit, in an attempt to trick the algorithms into promoting their show. Tiger King Tiger King Tiger King
Daily Double Dungeon for Sunday, March 29th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Pitbull finally doing his part in the battle against Covid, Trump saying Easter is cancelled, Tiger Dude on Hulu or whatever everybody is talking about, and Rafe wants a Google Glass.
They also wonder why there are so many mashup songs that feature September by Earth Wind and Fire.
Daily Double Dungeon for March 28th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about whether or not reptillians can contract the virus, Trump declaring war on NYC, white ladies dancing to Losing My Religion, and they say goodbye to ever owning a home.
They also talk about 2002's The Time Machine, which is a completely unremarkable movie, but they have to fill time somehow.
Daily Double Dungeon for March 27th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about leaking gas, Trump calling someone a cutie pie, Bob Dylan and his JFK conspiracy theories, and frozen cocktails to go.
Rafe also found a VHS tape that came with 3d goggles and now he has a headache.
Daily Double Dungeon for March 26th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about burying Rafe in the Staten Island dump, the Wall Street Journal saying its vital that workers have unpleasant bosses, Dr. Phil possibly murdering his wife, and the largest pot of hobo stew imagineable.
They also get a bunch of calls, including one about key lime cigarette pie.
Daily Double Dungeon for Wednesday, March 25th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how the crisis is affecting bogans, the Waffle House shutdowns being a sign of the apocalypse, Rafe being officially unemployed for profit, and Veggie Straws containing almost no veggies (Potato need not apply).
They also talk about bazookas of cash, and why they aren't ever aimed at us.
Daily Double Dungeon for Tuesday, March 24th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about toilet paper rationing, Democrats wanting the virus to win, the FBI's spyware fitness app, and God wanting you to GET BACK TO WORK.
They also get a bunch of calls, and Rafe forgets one till the end, so make sure you listen to the whole thing!
Daily Double Dungeon for Monday, March 23rd, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how NYC has never sanitized their playground equipment, Trump wants the economy going again even if it kills you, making wayyyyyyyyyyy too much dough, and it turns out Rafe may just have latent psychic abilities after all (but only when it comes to Lionel Richie).
They also get a voicemail telling you how to wash your butt, which YOU SPECIFICALLY need to listen to.
Daily Double Dungeon for Sunday, March 22nd, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how COVID is the greatest advertising stunt Nintendo ever has pulled, Rafe applying to be a meat handler, Pirate Radio Christmas carols, and the Motorola Razor needing a specific charger.
Also, where's my voicemails? You think this is a game? Call in with a voicemail about whatever to VILE-281-330.
Daily Double Dungeon for Saturday, March 21st 2020, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Virtual Happy Hours, the outlandish dream of having a new ice machine at work, too much tomato paste, and Joe Biden inventing the concept of teleconference software.
Also, we remember the great Kenny Rogers, whose hit "The Gambler" taught us that "the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep".
Daily Double Dungeon for Friday, March 20th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the Deep State department, our kitchen being too small for ambitious recipes, a cat related disaster, and their first day not going to a grocery store in over a week.
Also, Ari is scheduling the first ever Double Dungeon Virtual Happy Hour, details to follow.
Daily Double Dungeon for Thursday, March 19th, 2020, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about "There's No Tortillas", going on a raid into the combat zone for 7 pounds of processed cheddar, Tulsi Gabbard's surprise heel turn, and they get lots of calls.
Also, they give you an update on the neighborhood bums, who are up to no good.
Daily Double Dungeon for March 18th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the Care Bear Stare, the added-then-removed butts in CATS, the MTA takeover of the airline industry, and Rafe continues his streak of finding new creative uses for hot dogs.
They also talk about a rat infestation at McDonald's, both in the dumpsters and in the board rooms.
Premiere episode of Daily Double Dungeon! It's Saint Patrick's day, and Rafe and Ari talk about empty store shelves, Joe Biden killing his voters, and how to make Papa's special popcorn.
Also, they talk about the upcoming Three Days of Darkness, get your holy candles now, people!
Double Dungeon Episode 18. Rafe and Ari host, they talk about the new semi daily Double Dungeon episodes during the quarantine. They also talk about corned beef burritos, the best monkey actor of all time, and how everybody's a socialist when its an emergency. Also, they get a bunch of calls, some about fried chicken, and some about... not fried chicken! Leave your voicemail at VILE-281-330
And make sure you look out for new episodes to keep you company until Rafe has a job again!
Double Dungeon Episode 17. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about moldy and/or fake money, plastic bag bans, single-issue Corona virus voters, and Quad City style pizza. Also, Rafe shares his secret techniques for eating food straight out of the garbage.
Double Dungeon Episode 16. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about two weeks notice, dry fasting, public bathroom apps, Rat Mode, Jerry's Nut House, and a nightmare about a haunted Judy Garland photo book. They also promote the beer that was totally 100% brewed in honor of Double Dungeon(s), but on accident.
If you don't like KIϟϟ, that means you just haven't seen Rafe's recommendation for the week: Strutter
Double Dungeon episode 15. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Mormon food pantries, watching dogs poop, the worst tipper ever, and the wonders of Korean spoons. They also both remember being exploited for their child labor by Catholic schools.
Double Dungeon Episode 14. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about blowing up the toilet, meeting a Youtuber who ends up sucking, Arsenio Hall's dog pound, awful catfish chowder, and too-thin tights. Rafe also tells about the worst nightmare he's ever had, trigger warning for all Hispanics.
Here's a link to Rafe's recommendation of the week, Ways of Seeing.
Double Dungeon episode 13. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Ellen being a CIA mouthpiece, matching electric green snakeskin outfits, balloon animals, eating popcorn out of the garbage, and Everclear (the liquor, not the band). Also, they explain that crab chowder is never an appropriate brunch item, especially when you're in landlocked Pennsylvania.
If you want to see Rafe's recommended documentary about the amazing art of the early internet, check it out here!
Double Dungeon Christmas 2019. Rafe and Ari are in super casual vacation mode for this short episode, where they reminisce about family traditions, Kwanzaa being better than you think, Santacon being worse than you think, and mass surveillance by elves. Regular episodes should resume next week!
Double Dungeon Episode 12. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a tanned guy with goat nipples, the worst chili of all time, Amazon getting away with murder, and eating too many pancakes. Also, this is the last episode that Computy #1 is able to produce, due to his death from compuherpes. Here is his photo, so that you can host your own memorial.
Double Dungeon Episode 11. Rafe and Ari host. Rafe's computer is actually falling to pieces, so this episode is a little screwy. They talk about turkey pardons, wardriving, dopamine free days, and a magic cigarette in an episode of COPS. Rafe also proposes moving the 4th of July to the nearest Monday, which doesn't make a lick of sense.
Ari's favorite turkeys in the whole world are here: https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/two-turkeys-are-living-in-luxury-at-a-four-star-hotel-before-theyre-pardoned-by-president-trump
Double Dungeon Episode 10. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about paying for Greyhound bus rides on layaway, fighting vampires at the bar, fixing the sunset at 8pm every day, and fighting terrorism while sleepwalking. They also play a call with Mama, where she discovers that Rafe eats 15 month old food.
HERE is a photo of the Bologna chopped cheese sandwich.
HERE is a link to the Moth Radio Hour episode Rafe recommends called "Ninja Costume".
If you enjoyed listening to Ric, A.K.A Phase One, check out a taste of his music here!
Double Dungeon Episode 9. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about mysteriously absent pills, Scared Straight: But For Cats, boozing it up in first class, and dreaming about Doctor Mario. They also try to sell out, with mixed results.
Double Dungeon Episode 8. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about airplane neck pillows, heart attack guns, heroin turds, being irresponsible with a crossbow, and sneaking into the movies. Also, Rafe's sick, so lay off him.
Double Dungeon episode 7. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Rafe's new teeny-weenie new phone, the fake guacamole crisis, rigging a first grade lottery, and pork in a pumpkin as the new Thanksgiving turkey. Rafe also references a bunch of hidden skulls in old liquor ads, you can see those HERE. Spoooky ain't it!
Double Dungeon episode 6. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about pizza for breakfast, a Weezer glitch, $1000 straight cash homie, and Blu Blockers. They also announce their first ever giveaway contest! Listen now to find out how to win a Bezos spy device valued at $129!
Double Dungeon episode 5. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about migraines, chili cheese Fritos, "tailored denim" , the early days of digital music piracy, and James Brown giving kids $100.
Double Dungeon episode 4. Rafe and Ari host, they talk about being a 10 year old Postmaster General, dog cancer, the one thing that would make Rafe vote for Trump in 2020, and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad home fries.
Double Dungeon Episode 3. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about spray tanning spray, 500k insurance payouts, the epic of Gilgamesh, and seein' dem aliens. They also about real estate seminars that will teach you how to own rental properties for no money down!
Double Dungeon Episode 2. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a computer so futuristic that it only displays text, beating up a possible Civil War rebel, Kenny Shopsin, and latent psychic abilities. They also talk about an amazing sandwich that only kind of, sort of followed a recipe.
Double Dungeon episode. Rafe and Ari host. They have no idea what they're doing, and it shows. They talk about the 2020 election, the internet as a piece of crap, Rafe hits the wrong song button a few times, and it's a general mess.