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Elwood was born and raised in the sweaty armpit of New Jersey. I know what your thinkin “Just another Jersey Shore Ass infecting our beautiful land!” But dont you worry! He is the complete opposite! Thank God! Elwood isnt even Italian! Elwood left New Jer
Allen, Mack, Myers & Moore will be performing LIVE at Tailgaters Tomorrow Night...Zack of Shinedown joined Elwood to talk Shinedown, Kanye West, and New TOOL
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- Man wakes up to Burglar ...Chases down in Underwear with a Digaradoo!
A 19-year-old idiot in Florida recently fled the police before they were able to get his license plate number. But then he called 911 an hour later to brag about it, and they used his phone number to track him down.
A principal from a Catholic high school in Louisiana was arrested during a class field trip to Washington D.C. last week . . . when he got drunk at a strip club and refused to pay his bill. He resigned as principal almost immediately.
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- Receiving a crappy tie for Father's Day might be too good for this guy, who stole from his young kid to pay for WHAT!!???? AND HOW MUCH?? #QRock #ElwoodRadio
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- A guy in Oregon hid inside of a bar last week until after it closed ...Hilarity ensues #QRock #ElwoodRadio
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- Attention students!! Please report to the Gym for Our "Penis Inspection Day" #Florida #QRockOnDemand #ElwoodRadio
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- Great Grandma arrested at Disney World for CBD?"
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- License to Drive in REAL LIFE with another Corey Feldman in Florida of course #QRock #ElwoodRadio #QRockOnDemand
Cinco de Mayo is Sunday. And about three out of four people say they'll celebrate in one way or another . . . but only 10% of people know WHY. Here's Elwood with your Drunk History #QRockOnDEmand #ElwoodRadio #QRock
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- Ford VS Chevy...Thats a stabby stab plus a shooting #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
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- Son tries to get back at Parents by flushing something very precious down the toliet ....You will never believe what it is #ELwoodRadio #QRockOnDemand
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- Hey, in this day and age of Amazon, it's just nice to see anyone going to Best Buy.
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- Paperbag over the head to rob a store, but then uses it for another reason...Check it out
Missed Dumb Criminal? get it anytime with Q Rock on Demand! Just click the link and check out all the daily Q Rock Bits...An Actor Who Plays Jesus in Holy Week Plays Is Busted Selling Drugs on Easter #QRock #ElwoodRadio #QRockOnDemand
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You think you can go live on International Water and not worry about anything ....Yeah you may get the death penalty #QRockOnDemand #ElwoodRadio #QRock
Hey, Easter is this weekend, so let's talk numbers. Here are six new Easter stats for you . . .#ElwoodRadio #QRock #QRockOnDemand
Saturday is 4/20, which is the unofficial WEED holiday. And here's another sign that marijuana has gone mainstream: Some huge corporations are getting in on 4/20 and offering discounts or special products, including Carl's Jr., Pizza Hut, and Lyft. Elwood breaks them down #QRockOnDemand #ElwoodRadio #QRock
A 65-year-old great-grandma in Florida stopped a 300-pound man from stealing her car on Sunday . . . by hitting him in the head with a baseball bat. and her sound effects are the best #QRockOnDemand #ElwoodRadio #QRock
Missed Elwood's Dumb Criminal this morning? Click the link for #QRockOnDemand ...Many people have weird fetishes , but this smells way tooooo weird #DumbCriminal #QRock #ElwoodRadio
In the overnight hours Seahawks QB Russell Wilson became the highest paid player in the NFL...Here's Elwood with How much Money, and How much he deserves it #QRock #ElwoodRadio #RussellWilson #Seahawks
A woman in Texas asked her husband if she was pretty last week . . . and when he didn't respond....Click to find out what happened next #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
Two Drunk Idiots Shot Each Other with a Bulletproof Vest On, Then Showed Up at a Hospital with an Absurd Cover Story #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCrminal
Two 14-year-olds in New Jersey HACKED their school's WiFi network last week . . . so they could get out of taking tests. And it worked . . #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal #Jersey
Presale tickets for "Avengers: Endgame" went on sale yesterday, and people are already trying to sell them on eBay for ridiculous prices. Like up to $10,000! Here's Elwood with the Avengers Chaos #QRockOnDemand #ElwoodRadio #QRock #AvengersEndgame
Bad news for Nickelback haters: While there may be a lot of people who would be happy to never again hear "How You Remind Me," Chad Kroeger says he'll never get tired of singing it....Elwood disagrees #QRock #ElwoodRadio #QRockOnDemand #NoNickelback
Some of the corporate April Fools' Day pranks this year include Jagermeister's "Jagerbong" kit to help you turn a bottle into a bong . . . Tinder's fake height verification feature . . . McDonald's Australia announcing the McPickle sandwich . . . and Hasbro revealing "Mr. Avocado Head." Heres Elwood talking the best ones #QRock #ElwoodRadio #AprilFools'
Slipknot announces replacement for former percussionist...Its a Name The Maggots know quite well...Elwood breaks down the announcement #QRock #ElwoodRadio #TheKnot
A guy in New Jersey got into a fight with HIMSELF in a convenience store parking lot last week, which included punching himself in the face. Then he whipped out his junk when a crowd gathered. He was arrested for lewdness. #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal #Jersey
Here are the most common pranks people pull on April Fools' Day, Mind game pranks, like rearranging someone's furniture . . . scaring someone . . . or lying to someone. What's Your favorite? Elwood breaks it down #QRock #Elwoodradio #AprilFoolsDay
Asking Alexandria has a new song Vultures. It's intense and dark. Ben Bruce made a statement recently about Social Media. Agree or Disagree?
A guy in Texas tried to rob a Target on Tuesday "Mission: Impossible" style. He cut a hole in the roof and lowered himself into the store. And you can probably guess it didnt work out well #QRock #DumbCriminal #MissionImpossible #ElwoodRadio ...Missed Dumb Criminal? Click and Enjoy
The DEA needs someone to burn 1,000 Lbs of Weed per hr ...and Snoop Dog pranks Matthew McConaughey with REAL weed and Matthew goes on to rap for 13 hrs Straight #QRock #ElwoodRadio #SnoopDog #BeachBum...Missed it on the Show...Just click to check it out #QRockOnDEmand
Monday is April Fools Day so prepare yourself...Rachelle Did What to her BF when she 18!!??? Elwood Pranks Family on The Air and the reaction is priceless...Click for a Recap #QRock #ElwoodRadio #AprilFoolsDay ...Missed the show, no problem, we have all the bits
Local Talk on Q Rock News - You May need a REAL ID to fly starting in 2020 - DOJ and FBI to investigate Smollett Case - Joliet Golf Club Open to Public 1st Time - Tax Your Streaming Service - Local Meat ReCall
What happens when Thieves attempt to steal gas from a Tour Bus but pick the wrong hole??? #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
It's opening day for baseball, and a bunch of ballparks have insane new food options this year. Like a two-pound chicken tender at Rangers games . . . a foot-long pig-in-a-blanket at Braves games . . . and a "Coney Dog Egg Roll" in Detroit. Elwood Breaks down the full list #ElwoodRadio #QRock #OpeningDay
ahhhhhhhhhhhh Fashion from the 80s, 90s, 2000s...Thought you looked cool at the time but....Did You Really? Elwood and Rachelle discuss their terrible looks from the Past, Plus what other people think was theirs #QRock #Elwoodradio #FashionFoe
A guy in South Carolina was pulled over on Saturday, and he tried to cover up the smell of alcohol on his breath by . . . spraying Axe Body Spray into his mouth #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
John Wick is the best and apparently Keenu Reeves is also "The Man" in real life...I wanna have a drink with this man ...Check out what he did when a plane he was on had an emergency landing
A 19-year-old employee at an Enterprise Rent-a-Car in Missouri got arrested after he spiked his coworkers' drinks with LSD to help their "negative energy."
There's a competition in Belgium to see who can do the beast seagull imitation. It's called the European Gull Screeching Championship . . . and the people are pretty good. Elwood and Rachelle not so much
A guy was planning to go to Las Vegas for his bachelor party . . . but his best man embezzled the entire $10,000 budget. He was arrested for fraud, and the bachelor party was scaled down to one night at a bar
If a 84 Inch TV showed up at your door addressed to YOU...Would You Keep it? This man did...ended up HandCuffs...Yes or NO?
A guy in Pennsylvania crashed through the front doors of a beer store at four in the morning on Wednesday . . . only stole two beers . . . and caused about $15,000 in damage.
A guy in L.A. got into a high-speed chase with police Tuesday night. Then after they performed a PIT maneuver, he got out of his car and started BREAK DANCING in the middle of the street.
There's something about Florida and the crazies...Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday and see what you get. Here are a couple of our favorites and our own
AND YOU think your boss is tough on you. A 21-year-old Arby's manager in Florida asked an employee to stay late on Saturday, and he refused. Then they started arguing, so she pepper-sprayed him . . . went after him with a knife . . . and slashed up his car.
It's official: Woodstock 50's lineup will include Jay-Z, The Killers, Miley Cyrus, Imagine Dragons, and Chance the Rapper, along with legacy acts like Dead & Company, Santana, and John Fogerty.
We have all had that nasty roommate who destroys everything, but some are worse then others. And, One man clears out an entire apartment building from a FART! I want to weaponize him and make him my best friend
Every year thousands of people get decked out in Green and get completely wasted in Chicago...Here are some of the top Chicago PD Scanner calls
A guy named Charlie Brown was arrested on Friday during a drug raid in Cleveland, and cops confiscated his pet alligator. And a guy in the U.K. named Elvis Presley was in court after threatening someone with a knife.
According to a new survey, the one skill we'd pay the most to have without putting ANY effort in is being good in BED at $8,200. And the top superpower we'd pay for is healing or regeneration like Wolverine at $143,000.
A couple in Ohio was arrested last Tuesday after getting-it-on in one of the grosses places on Earth . . . a hot tub at a waterpark.
It's called a "unimoon" or "solomoon." And it's where both people go on their own trip after the wedding. Either with friends, or by themselves. Not being able to agree on a destination is one reason couples do it. But others just do it out of convenience.
You'll see plenty of fall-down-drunk idiots at the bars for St. Patrick's Day this weekend. Don't be one of them . . .
A car accident at a Taco Bell drive-thru in Omaha on Monday ended with one of the people jumping into the driver's seat of the other person's SUV . . . and driving it straight into a light pole.
"The New York Times" talked to a doctor about how our immune systems are becoming weaker, because of stuff like antibacterial soap. And she said it might be a good idea to pick your nose and eat it more. She also said if you drop food on the floor, pick it up and eat that too. She was giving over-the-top examples, but the point is that our immune systems are being deprived of the challenges that actually make them stronger.
Researchers in Australia conducted a study to find out if death metal is bad for us, and it turns out it's not. It's no worse for you than "Happy" by Pharrell, in fact. Horns up, people.
A 21-year-old woman took a six-pack of beer into a dressing room at a Target in California on Saturday, and pounded all six beers. Then she tried to walk out of the store with over $200 worth of stuff, and got busted for shoplifting.
A 24-year-old woman says she went on one date with a guy back around December. And three months later, he sent her a list of 15 ways she could IMPROVE herself.It's so brutal. Here are all 15 critiques. And the first half are all about her looks . . .1. "If you lost some weight, you'd look incredible." He said about 20 or 30 pound...
LORI LOUGHLIN and FELICITY HUFFMAN have been charged in a huge college admissions scandal. Rich people were paying a guy between thousands and millions of dollars to fraudulently get their kids into schools like Yale, Stanford, UCLA, and USC.
Randy Blythe of Lamb Of God did not appreciate the WestBoro Baptist Church protesting in his home city of Richmond Virginia and he organized a counter protest with free Kazoos for All!
For this year’s Lenten season, an Ohio man has decided to sacrifice eating all solid foods, allowing himself to only drink beer.
Are Rock/Metal Fans the Worst? YUP! Line up sucks, That band sucks, That song sucks...never ends...EPIX debuts Part 1 of PUNK doc series and its a must watch for music and history lovers...PUNK will never die
A New Jersey Man won $273 Million Dollars with the lottery and recently finalized his divorce. His wife pays him Alimony cause he never worked and she made all the money. How much money should he give her or should he give her nothing?
Dont call the cops and say your husband has been murdered to get a car moved....oh yeah and then be drunk and try to drive
Discussing a bill on the House floor aimed at fixing voting, campaign finance, and ethics laws, Wisconsin Democrat Rep. Mark Pocan took a swipe at the world's most maligned band, arguing that those against H.R. 1 equal, "probably about the percent of people who think Nickelback is their favorite band in this country."' Rep. Rodney Davis from Illinois wasn't about to let his colleague from the other side of the aisle get away which such a statement, asking, how could he "criticize one of the greatest bands of the '90s?"
City of Brotherly Love??? Well not so much....Taco Bell employees jump the counter and whoop some customers! Now Thats some rough customer service
First off Soldier is Number 1 for most stressful and by far well deserved! Thank you to all our Military and Vets, We Love You and Support You! But how the hell did Radio DJ get on this list...Find out where you land
We all swear but there are times when it is not acceptable (Like when we are on the radio) What are some go to phrases or words you use to replace swear words in public or around kids? We discuss our favorites
This Sunday is National Ranch Dressing Day and Hidden Valley is opening in Vegas and people can show up and get whatever they want filled with Ranch Dressing...Kiddie Pool, Boots, Hats, Hell how about a Pick Up Truck
What happens when you mix Star Wars with A Star is A Born? Magic! That's what happens...Plus, In your busy life how about Ashes to Go for Ash Wednesday
Corey Taylor recently said that Imagine Dragons is the new Nickelback...Bands people love to hate. So we discussed and opened the phones
HAIRBALL is an arena Rock Cover band known world wide for their powerful live Rock show covering all bands from Queen, Motley Crue, KISS, and More! They recently went viral when their lead singer's hair caught on fire during a performance and continued to Rock on Fire! Check out what Happy had to say about the incident
Lamb of God Guitarist Mark Morton has his Debut Solo Album "Anesthetic" Coming out on March 1st with HUGE guest on the record including Chester Bennington on the last track he ever recorded "Cross Off." Elwood and Mark talk guest, recording, The Tour, and Chester...
Dan and Jason from NOLA Join Elwood and Rachelle LIVE in studio to talk origins of DOWN and their Valentine's Day Massacre
WWE Super Star Sonya Deville Joins Elwood and Rachelle to Talk Road to Wrestlemania at the NIU Convocation Center Saturday February 9th...And her Battles to get to Smackdown Status
A Florida Politician has been accused of licking Men in office to show dominance...Neck up to face and Groping the nether regions...Lick It til you quit it!
Not all Heroes where Capes! Sometimes they are 10 Years old and use Science to Prove Tom Brady is a CHEATER! Elwood and Rachelle break it down
One man believes his wife may have injured one of his poor action figures...He does what any psycho man would do and Grabs an AX for revenge....On His Own Stuff
Police in Kutztown are looking for Folks to get drunk on hard liquor for training purposes...Here's what Elwood and Rachelle Think
Rachelle battles head to head with Stephanie for the Emo Queen Crown. Elwood reads a lyric and they must decide if its a line from an Emo Song or Edgar Allen Poe Poem...Who Wins>
Myles Kennedy "The Voice" of Rock joins Elwood to Talk Slash, Unicorns, and his up and coming show at Concord Music Hall 11/13...ConcordMusicHall.com
Keeping you up to date on All Things That Rock! GHOST, JOHN 5 maybe a surprise guest on Bass tonight at The Forge, The Return of SLIPKNOT, and Chili Peppers Rock a School assembly! Check it Out!
A British woman left her fiance after she said she had an affair with a Ghost. She now claims to have gone on to have sex with over 20 ghost and is now engaged to one
Facebook announced that they will be bringing the Myspace luxury of adding profile music of your choice! Hear what Elwood and Rachelle had to say