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Carroll Worldwide
Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere weekly podcast hosted by local business owners and personalities. Carroll Worldwide features updates on current events, reports on local Facebook community forums spanning Westminster, Eldersburg, Sykesville and more with irreverent commentary and scorching hot takes (aka satire). Tune in using any podcast app you like if you want to a good-natured laugh about your community. Business sponsorships are available!
We explore the "man vs bear in a forest" and Sherri answers. A cat gets into someone's pond and wreaks havoc. People are cussing out employees at Lowe's. Cameras to the rescue once again. Guys who don't understand things are getting unhinged over drag bingos. Dennis reveals the drama of his job. And just how many supplements is Randy on???
The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf's sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King lesbians kissed. Don't make Sherri laugh too hard.
Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!
The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!
Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics.
Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.
Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.
Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.
If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his #AdminGoals. Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.
Dennis gets back in the game by bringing us a baby rental opportunity. Sherri chronicles another creepy cafe encounter. Randy makes the case that we are living in a parallel dimension.
Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie. And Dennis cannot deny. When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten And rest of her o-pin-ins We get worldwide.
The Golden Tractor Crank is back with Goat Rentals! Sherri regales us with a story of a horrible customer. Randy wants credit for not running over pedestrians, and unveils his "one bolt" theory about rollercoasters. Dennis is asked for his analysis of the big booty bitches. And what is going on in New Windsor???
This week the gang tackles a myriad Carroll of topics. Randy hates tweets, community group chats and the latest android update. Sherri gets decorating tips from a helpful patron. Dennis considers a new career as a Hallmark movie writer. Bonus: a deep dive into the great clock tower caper of 2023.
The restaurant industry is out of control. Randy has something to say to a Sykesville community group. Sherri reads some of her creepy DMs, and Dennis shows up with no surprises, but a guy did try to rob a bank through the drive-thru.
International Womens Day is kicked off with indecent exposure in New Windsor. A new kind of stripper is hitting the poles in Vegas. A guy makes 5 women cry in CVS. Also, a business in Hampstead has been raked over the coals of social media. Is "MacDonald's" really "Closep"? And are we really ready for the gang's alter egos, Dennisn't, Randolph The Grey, and Sharold? Lots to unpack in this angry and sex-crazed episode!
On this weeks episode the gang discusses bad behavior at restaurants, the beyond, and STDs. Also- where do you fall on the Oxford Comma?
AI takes over the pod. Things are discarded on the mean streets of Carroll. The gang discusses the Pros & Cons of Door Dash. Sherri summarizes a Karen. Is Randy being trolled by a family member? Dennis discusses the state of standardized math tests in Maryland. Listen at your own risk.
The gang takes on everything from Big Randy surveillance, gentleman farmers, racist mechanics, drag queens and anonymous posters. Is Dennis a robot? Is Randy a drag queen? Is Sherri terrified of artificial intelligence? Listen up, bitches.
Creepy fast food managers, missing person scams, a crazy woman ranting, a man getting violent over the idea of baked goods, spike strips, bjs and vasectomies, are all on this episode. Welcome back, Carroll County!
Sherri takes on the Carroll County Board of Education, Dennis exposes possible corruption in the local Sherriff's department. Randy paid how much for a Burrito?
Dennis ruminates on the current state of Facebook and the times they are a changin'. Sherri is shot out of a cannon with local and national issues. Randy parties with his son's fraternity and ends up in the hospital. The gang actually finds a national social issue that does NOT divide us as a nation!
Dennis unwittingly helps Randy hatch a scheme to get widespread surveillance for the people, by the people. Sherri thinks Randy has lost his mind. A Taneytown neighbor puts up a stern warning about dog poop. A Westminter woman is screaming obscenities at passers by, and we bring back the beloved segment, "Sherri, Make It Cynical".
So, a Mcdonalds Karen spends way too much time chasing a happy meal. A road Karen tries to out a dangerous driver, but the post didn't pan out the way the original poster wanted. Vandalism rocks downtown Westminster, and Sherri is celebrated for Womens month! Dennis and Randy agree to pause being total chauvinists for the remainder of the month.
A local nail salon is having a little too much fun with womens' feet. Dennis finds a story about uncle dads that trumps Randy's redneck lineage. A dog decided to ruin Sherri's day, while she was on the way to the podcast. Sherri tells us of a local newspaper stealing scumbag who is caught stealing newspapers with the help of a Ring Video Camera. Randy gets the ultimate high-ground on one of his biggest rivals. Bonus: Someone needs a "private" autopsy company.
The gang decides that a disturbing image depicting children engaged in a lip-lock (made by the Concerned Parents of Carroll County) should be much more concerning. Concerning cameras, however, Big Randy remains the concerned Alpha Sigma of neighborhood tactical intelligence. Sherri is less concerned with people breaking into her house, while Dennis doesn't concern masks to racism unlike some other fake accounts concerning the Carroll County Times page.
The gang talks about what they did during their break. Randy does a spot on impression of Anthony Soprano Jr. Sherri brags about having no friends. And we uncover an Instacart grift that blows up into a biggest drama of 2022 on the Westminster Community Online. It's so bad that Dennis leaves the podcast early. Sherri proclaims the customer is not always right!
Join the gang as we bring you our annual Holiday episode. A timeless holiday classic, will the Bitch succeed in ruining Christmas for all the Westys down in Westnumbstern? Sit back with your cocoa in front of a roaring fire and enjoy our gift to you, completely uncensored and NSFW.
Twas the Gary before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a wall was left standing
Not even this louse
The drywall was hung
With a belch and a swear
No MHIC either
He just doesn't care
The children were horrified
hiding in their bed
The reviews of his work
Oh, what they read
Passed out at the library
A filthy redneck
We' re calling our lawyer
Just look at our deck!
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see
What was the matter
When what to my wondering eye
Should appear?
He knocked over my mailbox
And he's drenched in cheap beer
Out of the cab he fell
So angry and drunk
He cussed up a storm
And wow he sure stunk
He asked for down payment
On work to be done
I asked for his license
He said he had none
I told him to go
Gooobye and goodnight
He threw up and said
"Hey you wanna fight?"
As the cab drove away
And I wished him to hell
"We just hired a crackhead"
As the front gutters fell.
Carroll Worldwide welcomes Doug Weatherholtz of Island Green Family Fun Center! Doug talks about all the new goings on at Island Green, especially his new pub and grill! Dennis makes Randy and Sherri want to lay down and die. Sherri makes us all want to catch "these hands".
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Randy recounts the Sykesville Craft Beer Festival and smashes some craft brews and some false information. Dennis admits to liking a taboo drink once in a while. The gang gets hot and heavy over using other people's trash cans, panties left at a BBQ joint, and a couch for sale which includes bodily fluids. And we're left with the big question: What the hell did Taylor Swift do to Sherri???
Carroll Worldwide celebrates their 100th episode with special guests: Dennis' dog, Trash Panda, The Groundhog That Got Shot By The Sherrif A Few Years Ago, and our very special honored and world renown guest: THE Harper Smythe! And of course we cover local topics, like kids vandalizing local property, and people crying over a local festival that had COVID requirements.
The gang tackles the big issues this week; who can dress as whom this Halloween? Why are there so many creepers in Hamchester? What can you do with a set of 125 test tubes? When is Halloween? And perhaps the most disturbing Top Ten to date.
Randy is in Facebook jail and now might get cancelled for cultural appropriation. Sherri showcases an amazing find on a local yardsale group. Dennis ruminates on putting trashing up people's trash with trash. We cover Westnubsterm's Cow County's Best winners! A curious job listing is creeping everyone out. And....did someone Tik Tok after causing a 6 car accident on Rt 140? Also, want to hear Dennis rap? Check out this trashy hip hoppin' episode!
Our most fired-up episode ever! Sherri discusses a person who literally called the police because she found a book with sexual content in a high school library. (Will she call the cops on The Internet, also?). A new home rental is showcased on CWW-QVC, Randy is still obsessed with Carroll County geospatial intelligence. Dennis digs deep into why one should tip when carrying out.
Carroll County hates kids so much that parents are beating up children at a local football game. We continue to unravel Sherri's scandalous love life. A Violin scammer is ravaging the strip malls of Westminster. Someone is selling a box of vintage Playboys, but sucks at negotiation. What more do you need? Oh, aside from another glorious Top 10?
A woman posts in The Eldersburg Online Community group, about seeing a bear, and get bullied. A very overweight man robs someone in a parking lot and then....runs? A man robs a local church at knifepoint, and "unrelated", our least favorite unlicensed contractor is ripping off more people. And BONUS: Does Sherri have a new romantic prospect? This one is JUICY!
Dennis dismisses "Westy" as the nickname for Westminster. Randy reads a whole article and transcends the cognitive dissonant. Sherri has some good advice for those upset about school masks. The gang reviews a list of the only acceptable restaurants in Eldersburg, as well as a new crop of horrifying grocery store names.
Our guest, former Westminster City Mayor Joe Dominick shares his thoughts on his time as mayor, local politics, Facebook recommendations, and of course, new restaurant openings. What is "MILF Mountain"? Perhaps Dennis can explain. Randy insults a 5 year old Child, and Sherri gives us the top 10 reasons Joe didn't run for a second term.
Special Guest Graham Dodge from MAGIC tells us all about the Autonomous Corridor, Good Gaming Fest and other great technical things coming to Westminster. Sherri recaps PRIDE fest. Randy tells a story about a misogynistic dead beat dad unicorn. Dennis is accused and does accuse of someone in the room being Harper Smythe!
Dennis, Randy and Sherri catch up in a post-COVID Carroll County. Randy bashes carnies, Sherri declares Fathers day a day of white privilege, Dennis explores Westnubsterm's parallels in a WOC shakeup, and you'll never believe who has the best crabcakes in Eldersburg!
Dennis takes us into the parallel universe where Wokeminster and Trumple County are sharply divided and engaged in war. Sherri opens up about her love life and accuses Randy of being Oprah. We learn some disappointing facts about "Little Randy", and Sherri's Top 10 becomes self aware!
Westnubsterm becomes the New Median Grade. Baseball fields forked, Cops storming Wendy's and vandalism spark the Next Mediation of Graffiti. An opinion is voiced on the Neighborhood Municipal Government.
Dennis learns what pinkies are. As in "snake food". Randy has a prophetic vision about women. We explore the age old question "Does gay sex violate marriage vows?" Sherri offers her sage advice to two of our beloved listeners.
The gang discusses post apocalyptic future at the landfill. The future former Mayor Joe tools the Westminster Online Communities. More is revealed about Randy's Uncle Dad as this white trash mystery unfolds. Dennis ponders drive-thrus, and Sherri hits us hard with a fresh top 10.
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Dennis, Randy and Sherri review the highs and lows of a year in quarantine. A new Golden Tractor Crank award is presented. A new(ish) segment "Ask Sherri" prompts some advice that brings a quick end to the episode. You might need a shower and confessional after this one.
Westminster has an alternate universe. Hampstead has a microverse. Sherri is trying to clean up her verse. We learn Randy at home is never terse. Dennis agrees that blocking people is worse.
Welcome to a double length episode where we talk about TV shows, weird Wal Mart Flexes, Racists who delete their comments, Dennis hates the Office Memes, Sherri is legit happy these days, and Randy read a book....??? WTF is going on here?
Sherri dissects a local Italian restaurant trash war. Dennis introduces us old people to Top Shot, after someone was shooting their mouth off in Taneytown. Randy shocks everyone with a surprise episode of "Judge Dennis" which ignites possible the fight of the century. Sherri's Top 10 collates Cancel Culture currently collecting in Carroll County.
We catch up with the gang, as Dennis talks of his Wall St Revolution, Sherri delves into online dating, and Randy fixes his gut, and Sherri BANS HIM FROM BIRDIES CAFE FOR LIFE!!
Also, in Westminster, a car ends up in the 97N Pond, and did someone pull a switcheroo at McDonalds? Or was it all just a lie?
Dennis, Sherri, Randy & Trash Panda recreate their version of the timeless holiday classic.
In This Episode: is Mr Baby Daddy Guy going to jail? If so, does that remove him from the Douchebag 16? No worries because 2 new contenstants are added this week! Samsung Refrigerators make the news, as do cars on fire, racist outbursts and rat givaways!
Is Sykesville forcing people to vote naked? Dennis and Sherri are sternly against Randy's Public Survellance proposal. the Trash Panda makes his one year anniversary appearance. the gang makes pizza predictions predalicting the pandemic. Who has a salad with their Stouts and Porters???
Westminster Online Community has been double-Zucked. Hampstead gets administer challenged, but the administer claps back! Also, is Randy censoring Sherri? Dennis "figures it out" and starts watching Letterkenny. And of course, GQ strikes again!
Dennis comes up with some brilliant ideas based on the Uber business model. Randy is put on trial for using Doordash and Sherri sentences him to death. The GQ award is presented once again with honors. Sherri reveals the top 10 other things flies are attracted to.
Sherri explains the snitching and mask madness going on in Carroll County Restaurants. Dennis analyzes the new shopping center in Westminster. Randy reveals the two biggest lies women tell. The gang fights over what the best bagged snack is.
Randy takes us a journey of social media stories too crazy to be true, including cancelled out cancel culture, an estranged couple airing their dirty laundry and a home improvement charlatan who threatens his customers. Dennis deep dives and answers the question "Can you sue someone for hurting your feelings on social media?". Sherri gives us another legendary Top 10.
The crew throws you in the back seat on a ride to Tony Town. A hit is put out on a local restaurant owner for being a strattone! The opening of the movies causes people talkin' subversive over masks. Some F*&$shoe tries to rat-out Dicks with race-baiting, but gets wacked. Eldersburg Online Community admin get's told to get out of the car, c^$@!!
The Gang ruminates on what Tiny Town would really be like. Fast food is a hot topic for the discriminating foodie. A drunk harasser attacks protesters, and then gets arrested with a lesson on America. Yet more racism with a 3-way racist fight that causes a vortex of accusations, deleted profiles, and ...job searches?
Carroll County not only hates kids, but now women. Dennis explains our legal system. Westminster swings both ways on the Mask/Social Distancing debate. Randy declares himself judge, jury and jailor. Taco Bell closes, and Sherri has some ideas why.
In this episode: Outcast Sykesvillians, a community group where keeping it real went wrong, Westminster's worst parking lot got even worse, and an anti-masker plot to take down a local sub shop by getting it more business! (You read that right.)
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Dennis brings us into week 3 of post-quarantine world where kids now hate US. Sherri dumpster dives to uncover more trash. We discover the Bizarro world Randy is Ariel from Little Mermaid.
We're firing on all cylinders this week. Randy explains a long con by a diabolical local Facebook community group administer who turned his group into a dumpster fire. Sherri is fired up about a financial decision by our local commissioners. Dennis ruminates on Amish Fire Suppression systems.
Our first post-apocalyptic episode where we report on a local Rec & Parks debacle in Westminster, Karens losing control, Restaurant snitching during the lockdown. But, a sign of hope when a man is arrested for good ol' Heroin possession. Sherri outlines what else 2020 holds for us, in an enlighting Top 10.
Dennis guides us through another locked down zoom episode. Sherri explains the Baugher Farm Debacle, Randy does a dramatic reading of a Westminster Online Community Rage-Quit, and something for all of us, a guy defecates on the deck of Full Moon Pub!
A new episode? We've heard your cries, and we are back! We describe our lives in quarantine, read some fan mail, call out another local podcast, and of course, Sherri hits us with a Top 10!
Keeping social distancing, we record the podcast from our 3 remote locations. Our biggest interview yet, the one and only Peter Franchot, Comptroller of Maryland. Peter gives some very real and raw advice for how to get through the economic crisis caused by COVID-19. And of course we also talk about local 24 year olds buying teenagers alcohol at a local motel. High highs and low lows on this episode!
Randy has a tactical plan to beat the Coronavirus. Sherri shares a story of a rogue outlaw who took the law into his own hands at her Cafe. Dennis makes predictions and finds the positive side of the Coronavirus situation.
The podcast rages on in the wake of Coronavirus. Dennis learns what a "finsta" is. Carroll County Public Schools deals with a finsta of their own. Carens collide, clash and coerce collateral comradery in a local community Facebook group. Sykesville vies for the national title of America's Main Street. Dennis and Randy unveil Tactical Military Randy and Dennis Logg. Dennis offers Randy his slot, and we have questions. But wait, why is there an abandoned "Marital Aid" in the middle of Rt 97? Sherri has some answers.
Randy and Sherri square-off in the first Judge Dennis of 2020 with a salacious drunk girl rage incident. Aggressive driving is all the roadrage in Hampstead. Sykesville is getting a splash park and we literally don't know what to make of it. Randy thought Algebra was a country. Self Checkout debates ignite the community.
Dennis defends his beloved flow chart. Randy has serious advice for coyote problems. Sherri is high on hemp fields.
The gang survives Westminster's weather. The Mermaids help Randy get clean. Dennis is flabbergasted by baby mama drama. Sherri reveals a blast from Arby's sordid past. Sponsored by Mer-Maids, LLC Cleaning Service http://www.mermaidsllc.com/
Taneytown is back in the news, with machine guns and girl fights. The Trash Panda returns for an interview about the bats that caused the Coronavirus. Sherri shed light on the stabbings from last week in Westminster. Dennis makes Randy uncomfortable about an already uncomfortable situation.
BREAKING NEWS: Taneytown cancels a dog fest, and might have a toilet flapper problem. Dennis won't let go of Randy's massage fear. Randy and Sherri argue over the concept of a non-alcoholic sports bar. A Hampstead pig wins the Golden Tractor Crank. Sherri spills the beans on what Fairtrade Coffee really is. Dennis explains The Witcher. Also, is laughter really the best medicine?
Randy finally eats his vegetables. Dennis just cannot let go of Randy's massage-a-phobia. Sherri has seen just way too much dog taint.
Sherri and Randy try to conclude their Mall Bet, with video evidence. Dennis breaks down the desire to hit bars and pubs with a toddler. Randy tries to explain a major daycare scandal. Sherri has some beef with the School System Snow Squall and vague maybe-closing reports.
A Holiday Classic! A surprise bonus episode. Carroll Worldwide presents a Charles Dickens classic. Sherri's reclamation. Can it happen? Is it a Christmas miracle? Walk through the night with the ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future!
The coolest mailman ever is discovered. Randy gets his box stuffed. Melee at Chipotle. Carroll County is laden with Ducks. Dennis asks for a moment of silence out of respect for a fallen hero. Sherri gets flustered!
Randy surprise challenges Sherri and Dennis to a philosophical argument that leaves him more confused and somehow more wrong. Sherri breaks down a massive, pervasive drama episode involving a man with 3 aliases sleeping with his babysitter. Dont worry, his WIFE chimes in. Dennis ducks and waves while learning of Mallards.
The gang discusses how social media reveals who you really are. Randy breaks down a retail rivalry in possible the most sexist way possible. Sherri reads a real too-hot-for-jail letter, and Dennis stirs the pot.
Learn the real history of the Carroll Worldwide hosts. Randy turns out to be wrong regarding a kill list. Dennis surprises everyone with a story about dirty letters sent to inmates. Sherri gives thanks for the first and probably last time ever.
Dennis pontificates over missed connections, Randy suggests an anti-wishlist for the holidays, and Sherri has suggestions for better things to do than try to troll your local city officials.
Featuring the most Carroll County story ever. Randy makes an inordinate amount of Dad jokes, and stays on-brand. A much awaited reopening. A very special interview from atop Carroll Worldwide towers. Carroll hates women. Dennis is the O.T.
Euthanasia price shopping, Popeyes violence, haunted house creepiness, Battlestar Galactica references, Randy's hater gets knocked off Facebook. Most uncomfortable episode ever? Fear not, Sherri has a instant-classic Top 10.
Dennis does a hatchet job on holiday restructuring. Randy tells some restaurant horror stories. A rabid, lethargic, city raccoon terrorizes the gang. Sherri has some gruesome ideas for Halloween costumes.
Pumpkin pilfering perpetuates, as parking lot perpetrators produce panic, and poppycock producers proliferate phony power performances proven pretend by the police.
A victory for a local consumer. The gang discusses the ups and downs of the new restaurants coming to Carroll County. We discuss a local man who is just not excited by what our news paper has to offer. Randy gets woke regarding the plight of women getting pizza thrown at them and men punching themselves in the face (you read that right). Sherri and Dennis further discuss the Pay-It-Forward mania, and when it gets too close to home. No one likes communist pumpkins, and a special Top 10 with activities you and your family can do this fall in Carroll County!
Dennis says Good Riddance to a lost companion. Sherri just can't seem to make things cynical. Randy reviews a number of sticky customer situations.
Sponsored by Ting! Crazy Fast Fiber Internet! Two major openings of gas stations rock carroll county, complaints run rampant about plastic bags at Wal Mart, rare burgers at McDonalds, a probably standard evaporation of froth from Dunkin Donuts and a manly man is upset at the Beckys for running dry his supply of Pumpin Spice Latte! If that wasn't enough, they're complaining about Christmas. Also in this episode, looking to make use of rats? We've got answers!
Randy says a heartfelt goodbye to Ruby Tuesday. Dennis has another reason to dislike the most disliked company in the country. Sherri feels the wrath of the Full Moon.
Randy has the Time of his Life. Petsmart becomes Ground Zero for a titanic clash. Dennis reveals that he is a feline ageist. Sherri Sherrieotypes some people enjoying slip and slides.
Dennis lets down his guard and gets political. Randy educates us on the plight of being a woman. Sherri does some investigative reporting on a local story.
Dennis' law experience is challenged with Wal-Mart's receipt checking policy. Sherri has an admirer. Randy puts a sexist spin on Newtonian Physics. Randy tries to "fry" Dennis, and Sherri reviews the current chicken sandwich debacle.
Sherri takes a strong stance against child cruelty. Dennis is incensed at being fleeced by a massive corporation. Randy drops some knowledge that may save your sex life.
Randy witnesses a bizarre series of escalations in an online tiff. Dennis empathizes with business owners trying to pay it forward. Sherri creates a new Carroll County lexicon.
The gang finally talks about the stuffed animal carnival controversy. Judge Dennis presides over a Golden Tractor crank with llamas and pool boys. Randy and Sherri engaged in a high-stakes wager.
Special guest Mike Stewart, of Gracie Jiu Jitsu Maryland (www.realjiujitsu.com) joins the gang to offer his opinions on life, child rearing and just about everything. Dennis ponders the recent kerfuffle between the city council and the mayor. Randy calls out a troll for not using the much revered “Can I Complain?” chart. Sherri discusses the validity of reasons to call out of work.
Sherri hits the streets at the 2nd Annual Pride Festival. Listen to interviews with vendors, town dignitaries, committee members and attendees. Tune in for the inside scoop of Westminster’s most colorful festival
Dennis' windfall is destroyed by his capricious overlords. Randy readjusts to life back home. Sherri brings back a full Pride Report.
The gang tries to make sense of a "scam" involving found money. Randy and Sherri discuss the vanity of social media. Dennis may be wrong again, this time misunderstanding a discussion about the library. Our Golden Tractor Crank award winner accepts his award.
Special Guest Bryan Lyburn from Habitat for Humanity stops by. Dennis is wrong, twice. Sherri elaborates on the acceptable use of a restaurant's resources as a non-customer. Randy is 60% confused as to where Taneytown is located. Sherri is mad at Randy for changing her chair, air conditioning, and a host of other things.
Randy hates being right all the time with a prophecy come true about a local restaurant. Sherri pontificates about food trucks and emotional support animals. Dennis envisions a world of hating kids in a dungeons and dragons hellscape. Softshell crab preparation leaves everyone speechless. Plus, who doesn't like money laundering and sex?
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Dennis discusses a hit, bounce, and run with a deer. Sherri talks about her pride and joy. Randy revels in in a light destruction. A local Italian restaurant is roasted for bad service.
Sherri experiences a breach of social norms in the checkout isle. Randy discusses an online disagreement that got too real. Dennis advises the world on proper human-donut etiquette.
The gang proves how thoroughly they mesh as a podcasting tour-de-force with a version of the Newlywed Game. Dennis hates on Maryland's favorite summertime treat. Randy gives us a history lesson. Sherri makes some bold predictions.
Dennis call his shot with a scorching hot Town Mall Take. Sherri empathizes with local small business red tape. Randy delights in journalistic excellence in rear-end coverage.
Randy is officially Hand to Mayor Joe. Dennis considers a nefarious scheme by a do-gooder trying to return lost items. The gang has divisive takes on self check-outs. Sherri has ideas about what to do with your leftover plastic bags.
Randy plays guitar and sings for a lost friend. Dennis is not up on what dabbing is. the Eldersburg Group does it again. The gang is tricked into believing a made up word exists. Sherri hits an all-time low.
Dennis wonders how everyone has leveraged their children for personal gain this week. Inspired by a film on Wawa v. Sheetz, Sherri counts down a top ten of Carroll County Kickstarters. Randy reveals the NEW WOC.
The honorable Mayor of Westminster makes a special guest appearance to discuss the best nachos. Randy hates on fruits and vegetables once again. Randy threatens Sherri. Dennis continues the tradition of Carroll Hates Children. Sherri makes an unrealistic and epic wish list for her 2019 Mother's Day.
Randy comes to the defense of Joe of House Dominick, first of his name, King of the Deadlift and Protector of the West of Minster. Sherri drinks and she knows things, like when someone has their facts about drinking incorrect. Dennis decides to send the idea of a no-drama community page north of the wall. The Golden Tractor Crank takes on a very Lannister spin.
Dennis just can't stop talking about Carroll Corporate. Randy explains a post about a post about a comment about a post. Sherri has a very special top 10 list.
Randy apologizes for not being funny. Dennis tries to understand why someone would abandon their dentures. Judge Dennis meets Doctor Doolittle. The gang discusses something that is really bugging them. Sherri makes her top ten restaurant suggestions.
Sherri tries so far and gets so far in the reading of Dennis' non-romance novel. The gang tackles some serious issues with the library, shootings and nachos. Dennis wonders if the Almighty has finally intervened with the Town Mall. Randy puts on his yoga pants to talk about FRO-YO and refuses to comment on crab cakes. Sherri invents some new jobs for Marty the robot.
Randy wishes he had time to prepare more materials on misuses for poor Marty the robot. Sherri-Bo-Berry makes her much-awaited debut. Dennis is severely punished for failing to deliver on a promise.
Randy recounts a convenience store crime wave. Dennis considers why New Zealand pigs might be banned. Sherry triples down on a Top 30 List. The word of the podcast is capricious. Tag us if you use it somewhere!
It snowed, so everyone wonders: how were the roads? Dennis discusses idolizing assassins in Taneytown. Randy gives a lecture on Facebook Freedom of Speech. Sherri foregoes a top 10 list to wish someone a very special day. The audience decides on who wins the coveted Golden Tractor Crank.
You won't love what the team says about the roads. Dennis discusses a BB&T love triangle. Randy reveals a the stolen traffic cone swiped-left with a snowman. Sherri looks for love in all the wrong places.
Randy's enthralling tale of genealogy experiences some technical difficulties. Dennis dives deep into Taneytown's own gun-running cops. Sherri advocates for her golden tractor candidate: Baughers.
The gang pre-records this week's episode before the news of this week breaks. Randy and Sherri compete at last for the golden tractor crank. Dennis muses over what is the most overrated fast food restaurant. Sherri addresses a disparaging Yelp review.
The gang cozies up with some interesting teases from Taneytown. Dennis delivers some uncomfortable news about the mall. Randy tries to ease the comfort level of a Facebook newbie. Sherri makes everyone squirm with her advice to social media trolls.
Dennis returns to hating kids. Sherri kids around with the people of Taneytown. Randy presents the Golden Tractor Crank to a bunch of kids.
The Golden Tractor Crank Award is a warning not to-go to the grocery store on a Friday night. Westminster decides one of Randy's favorite restaurants has to-go. Sherri decides to-go for it for a Carroll Worldwide fan. The admin of Sykesville Online Community says smartasses will have to-go. Dennis almost had to-go get his robe.