CiTR -- Radio Pizza Party: Recent Episodes
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Listen to two dudes who think they know what makes a good radio show. It's an hour and a half burgeoning with insipid stories, lukewarm commentary and post-juvenile humour.
Every week Jack, Tristan and a special guest randomly select a conversation topic; ranging from God to unfortunate roommates. Woven throughout the conversation is a cacophony of segments, games and random callers.
Also there is no pizza. Sorry.
On today's episode we have Motern Media Mogul Matt Farley and talk about Steven Malkmus, his ratings of songs and what it means to be very independent. Then we are joined by comedian Nathan Hare and go over some spooky would you rathers, the Radio Pizza Party Extravaganza and the hit film Cheaper by the Dozen.
Check out Soda Fountain every month, with this month's show happening on March 14!!!
Theme song by Nick Morgan
On today's episode we do a commentary of the commentary of the commentary of our first ever episode. It is generally chaotic and a lot of time is dedicated to making fun of Kat Williams and recounting our radio pizza party experiences
On today's episode we talk about our wisdom teeth and how the world has changed for us without them. We also play a game called "Is That a Character?" where we pitch character ideas to eachother. We also get a call from David of Dolly's Dollies and Dolls, Dwight, and friends of the show Natalie and Alex.
Thanks friends!
This is the Fundrive episode for 2020 where we have improviser Thomas Ellison on. We talk about the news, our official presidential endorsement and how Bart Simpson voice actors are viewing our social media.
We also improvise a scene (I hope you like it).
Donate to our show also at citr.ca/donate!
On today's episode we have on past guest Johann Cooper where we talk stories and update each other on our lives. Jack talks about how he was blocked by Lights Camera Jackson and Tristan tells us about the scam call he got the other day. We also get a phone call from Daryl X the computer wizard and penguin trainer. Thanks for listening my friendssssssssss.
(featuring sit in Isaac)
On today's episode we recap the decade and talk about our favourite news events and albums that came out. We also talk about Christmas and what it means to us as individuals.
Give us a listen and to all a good night! Ho Ho Ho!
On today's episode we have Matthew Wentzel of The Diveteam, Simran Mann, and Ubyssey Culture Editor Thomas O'Donnell. We talk about family, we talk a lot about soap and we all learn the embarrassing facts of Matt's life. We also play a game of "Be My Family" where we ask if Simran and Matt would adopt Thomas as their child.
On today's episode we have guest-host Pawan Minhas and regular host Tristan Wheeler along with guest Amy Shandro. The topic of conversations "Cities in the World" and boy do we talk about it. We talk about the best cities and worst cities we've been through as well as discuss the Canadian federal election. We then play a game of "Guess that Car" and "Prank Call Tristan's Mom."
Ben and Evan are this week's liabilities! We talked about the differences between raptors and actors, and all the different times those two categories have met (such as in the 1997 movie Air Bud. Tune in for more discussion about these fantastic topics!
We're two legs short a dog over here! Tristan is gone for the summer, and I have become the new and ultimate overlord of Radio Pizza Party. I began my search for the new co-host this week, with help from a few special guests. I won't say too much, but it might involve a politician!
On today's episode we talk about the day, Good Friday that is as well as the politics of this land. In the second act we go over the crime of the century: getting into Costco without a membership card. There's an audio doc and everything.
We also talk about a crazy wild story of mixed up identities that happened to Tristan and Steffani.
In the last 20 minutes, we declare war on Jack FM (sort of).
On today's solo brodown we talk about our two vastly different weeks as well as the origin of paparazzi. We then challenge Jack FM to give us their name and we even prank call a few notable businesses in Vancouver. Thanks my friends!
On today's episode we have Mia Kramer to talk about the wonders of Exams and Stuff. We discuss the wonders of Mamma Mia as well as how we would change the Ontario logo from three men in a hot tub to something else. We also play a rousing game of Would You Rather where we really slow things down
On today's episode we have Owen Heaney and Alex Payandeh from Arcade Fire Sing the Alphabet. We talk about the wonders of music as well as the beauty of Billy Joel's motorcycle construction. If you thought the two lads were charming follow their podcast at https://www.arcadefirealphabet.com/.
On this week's episode, we have fan favourite Angela O'Donnell and James "TexasJames206" Vogl. We talk about the wonders of spring and Nanaimo Bars, as well as how we would rank the months. Then later on Carl Character, a fiction writer, calls in and tells about his Tom Clancy fan-fic.
On today's show we celebrate our two year anniversary of existence!
At the top of the show we interview Randy from the Trailer Park Boys! Check out his tour around Canada!
As for whole guests, we have Sophie Galloway, Sammy Smart and Evan Ford and on the phone we have fan favourites Natalie Morris and Nick Morgan. We talk about the magic of gangs, what it's like to own a cat and how much RPP has changed.
It's our FUNDRIVE SHOOWWWWW!!!! We talk fun drives, the news of the world and why you should donate to CITR. Call into 604 866 8648 or go to citr.ca/donate to help out great community radio!
On today's episode we have guests Riya Talitha, Sammy Smart and Johann Cooper to talk "Reading Break and eatin' steak." We discuss the wonders of beef and all its glory, what we think about it as well as how we all plan to spend our reading break. It is also revealed that one of the guests is living under a pseudonym, listen to find out who.
We then round out the episode with a new game called Tweet it or Yeet it, to a rousing success if we don't say so ourselves.
On today's episode we bring on famed economist Pawan Minhas who loves fanfic. He can't get enough of it, so we chatted over a UBC related "Life Wife Derek" fanfic. We discussed the magic of the economy and we even had Reg call in and discuss his run-ins with Tom Hardy and his love for quotes.
On today's episode we discuss the magic of winter time ending, as well as play an episode long game of "Guess Jack's Middle Name." We discuss how Roger Stone would not be the best man at our weddings and round the episode with a litigious game of "Would You Rather."
On Firday's episdoe we discuss the news, our lives and how things have been. Our guests are the great Steffani Grondin and Sophie Galloway. We also discuss where we think the year is going to lead us, including resolutions and predictions.
The boys recap the last year of RPP magic. We talk best albums of the year, best movies and how we hope to improve ourselves this year.
On today's episode the boys talk about the magic of halloween even though it's over and done with. We play a few spooky halloween games with a called named Justin Trudeun't and learn a lot about ourselves along the way. Enjoy my friends
On today's episode we have on superfan Natalie Morris and we talk about the topic of "Islands." We discuss the wonders of London (Ontario) and how our lives have been effected by the separation. We then get a call from someone who might have been Anderson Silve, to talk about Finger 11 and The Naughty Little Spiderman.
Also we broadcast the first episode of Midnight Spaceflight, an entirely student created sci-fi comedy show! Catch that at around the 7:05 mark!.
Thanks everyone for reading this.
On today's episode we talk to Angela O'Donnell about "Back to School." We talk about principals, schools and what you need to do to get ready for school. Later in the show Sammy from My Way marketing who talks about her Ziggurat business. We also answer a listener question about workplace issue and then top the whole episode off with a game of "What Would You Do?"
Matthew's back from Ghana! Or is he? We also heard from a Ghana-cologist, and a baby from Queens.
On today's episode we discuss "Surfin'." Which means we talk about important things like Alex Jones and how our bodies ride the waves. We then get a call from DJ Katzenburger who talks about his work with Euro music and his harrowing experiences with Phil Collins and the death of his wife. Then there's an episode of "Tales from the Trist-Keeper." Give it a listen!
Jack and Tristan bring on local comedians Randee Neumeye and Gina Harms who are the hosts and creators of the Women and Non-binary open mic at Kings Cafe. There's talks about Ernest Scared Stupid, Charlie Sheen, and the comedy environment in Vancouver. Give it a lissttennn.
On today's episode it's just little ol' Tristan doing the episode so you know what that means; lots of music and a very esoteric interview! At the top of the show he interviews former-indie-rocker-now-sex-and-relationship-counsellor Justice Shanfarber talk about his life in music and in relationships. After that sit back and listen to the indie jams that Tristan has been listening to lately.
On today's episode our topic is "Candy" where we touch on a whole bunch of sweet things. Tristan also debuts his new "stoner comedy" Blatto Bill with a new comedy routine and song. We then get a call from Bryan Man Best who runs a radio somewhere in California. Mikail Fridman also gets back to us about his charity and hopefully we will get some money. Then Jack tells us about his bike crash that happened on his birthday
Today on RPP we discuss all the fun things that have happened to us in the last 2 weeks like getting emails and traveling across the world. We hear some candid recordings that Jack took back from his travels and we read some ads.
This episode, the madlads talked about all sorts of things, from the planning we didn't do to the script we'd barely written! All in all, the best show we've ever done.
On this week's episode the topic of conversation is "The Media." Jack and Tristan talk about how no one should have morals and that the news sure can be interesting. Tristan also reveals his interest in becoming a serious journalist and pitches some hard-hitting, muckracker stories that hopefully will get picked up. Lastly, a man by the name of Ted Bundy calls in (no relation) and discusses his issue with throwing bats (both types) at people.
On today's episode we have on super fan Natalie Morris and the topic of conversation is "Ontario." We talk about Natalie's experience growing up in the country's second largest province (after PEI) and what she misses and loves. We get an email from the CEO of CITR and play some games like Welcome to the Fandom and Would You Rather. We also get a call from Leanne who talks about all the Ontario things that you should do when you go there. Give it a listen.
On todays show we talked about east van, and decided who was most east van! And spoiler alert, we decided it was Jack!
Today it was just Jack and Tristan! We chatted about hunks both real and fictional, and creeps and critters! Also we talked about music, in a very serious manner, and covered news!
This week, the boys talked to Alex Payendeh, co-host of Arcade Fire Sings the Alphabet, the premier alphabetized Arcade Fire podcast the world over! We had a few chats with him, laughs, tears, all of the above!
On tonight's episode we explore a new format that Tristan is trying to instigate: an indie music show. We talk about the most indie musicians such as Kiss and Motley Crue. As well as Tristan's brief stint in jail from an issue at a Lou Bega concert. Jack slowly resolves himself to the format by the end of it so that's fun.
We have regular Radio Pizza Party for the first 20 minutes where we talk sports and our fears of them. Then the rest of our time has been prempted for the 89th Annual Pizzos, radio's most distinguished awards show. Hosted by radio legend Lowell Henderson and new radio sensation Skip Tamlyn. They give out awards for 'blandest radio voice; and 'best hyper specific local story that no one listened to.' Listen for the most lavish night in radio!
We talk with Tristan who is getting in touch with his Scottish roots. Then Sophie Galloway joins the show to talk "beaches" and slang of her home country. Things get wild and we play some impressions and get a call from Lewis TheTruest.
We talked to Steve Lemme (AKA 'Mac') from Super Troopers. We talk to him about underappreciated films, surprising fans of Broken Lizard and we play a rousing game of Would You Rather.
On a celebration of the first year of Radio Pizza Party we have the guests Ben Flynn, Steffani Grondin, Evan Ford, and Natalie Morris. We listen to our first episode and relive the glory of the early days. Things get super wild and the show is just a general mess, but so are we so maybe that's okay?
Today's topic is "political ideologies" and we discuss our confusion with hyper-conservatives and monarchists. We then transition into Tristan's musical aspirations aided by famous producer Dylan Girard (@girardiibeats on social media). Dylan makes a beat over the course of the episode and Tristan Raps to it while Jack dies at the thought of Drake's stomach opening up. Give it a listen.
Today our topic is "Conspiracy Theories Reloaded". We talk about weird YouTube videos aimed at children and flat earth. Then, after the break Jack reveals himself to be a bit of theorist himself. He tells us about the fact that maybe Berlin never existed and that the oceans don't have any depth. We end on the battle of Blue Eyes v. JFK. give it a listtenn.
Today's meticulously planned topic is "Fast Food" where we talk burgers, fastest foods, and favourites. Then we read a large selection of Fan Mail from our dedicated listeners. We have a lot of fun with transformers and we talk RPP lore.
On today's episode we have Ben Flynn to discuss the topic of "Tattoos", of which Ben has. We then do a dramatic reading of our script "Three Teens Discover New Means of Being Obscene." If you know any movie producers please shoot it their way.
On today's episode we have local comedian Nathan Hare who talks about "Hot Drinks". We discuss our coffee consumption and withholding lattes. Then we are joined by Trent, who definately did not kill Jason, and talk about his experience with high school, girlfriends, and hanging out on the docks on the day of Jason's murder. We play a bit of Would You Rather also say a few words from our sponsors.
On today's episode we talk about "Music" with a heavy emphasis on hip hop. We talk albums of the year, hip hop and our own interpretations of The 1975 songs. We play a little Would You Rather and create our very own free style rap song.
The boys get wild with week and play audio clips of things that definitely happened on the show.
On our holiday extravaganza, we had comedian and sports fan Gabey Lucas on to talk about our favourite holiday movies, good Christmas meals as well as how much the show needs work. As the show goes on we gain magical guests such as Ola Olaniyan and Mahon Lamont who intermittenly talk on and off mic to our chagrin. Have some happy holidays!!
On today's ep we have podcast legends Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger of The Doughboys! We talk Mitch's FX pilot and Nick's slight beef with Vancouver, as well as their mutual hesitation for the new Star Wars movie. We play a game of holiday Food You Rather and discuss the deep esoterica of Doughboys lore. Also Tristan says thank you a million times and Jack is confused.
On today's ep we talk, review and reenact the 2004 film National Treasure. We give some precise colour commentary on the first exposition heavy 30 minutes and then sort of breeze through the rest as there's really not much to it. We even do a dramatic reading of the script, with a beautiful rendition of all characters involved. give it a lisstteen
Today's episode topic is "Dads" and what better person to talk about it with than Tristan's dad, Dwayne Wheeler our guest! We talk about the experiences with growing up as a dad, living as a dad and having a dad. We talk Hot or Not Dad edition and the weird upbringing that is involved in fatherhood. Give it a listen please.
It's just a classic solo episode with Jack and Tristan. Our topic today is "Euthanasia/Youth in Asia" and we really get into it. We talk about fashion, mercy killing, and trips to Asia. Famed economist Richard M. Thaler stops by and talks about his life in academia and his experience with frogs. Then, Freakonomics host Steven Dubner talks about his idea for a new podcast about cabinets. Give it a listen pweez.
Today's episode features the intense Kate Colenbrander and our topic is "Superheroes". We talk about all our favourite superheros like Hulk, Swampthing and Gumby. We get a few callers and we play a few games. Things get fun and all that so like give it a damn listen for once.
Today we have on Vancouver comedian Gavin Matts. We talk about the spooky Halloween topic of "Horror Movies." First, we discuss the wonders of Disney films, delve into the intricacies of limes, and speak about the whole idea of being scared. Then we play a game of "What's Scarier?" and get a call in from Happy Holiday. Check out Gavin's new album Premature available on many platforms, check it out here http://www.gavinmatts.com/#premature-section.
This week we have the incredible Jack Hauen. We all talk the talk about Social media, talk about the inner workings of our journalistic careers and all the fun we have. A game of Fake News is played and we get a few mysterious callers. We finish off with a fun little game of Would You Rather. llllllllllllisten
On today's episode we talk the always important topic of "Air Horns." We hear a whole lot of horns, quacks and jokes about giraffes. We start motorcycles and music from the famous MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN!!!! We play a fun little game of Impressions and a caller plays his horn for us.
Our show today was The Great Debate. Jack and Tristan (with help from moderator Evan) weigh in on the hard hitting topics like drinking in public, male crop tops, and Tinder. We officially and forever come up with answers to these topics and put them to rest.
On today's episode we are missing Jack (but not in the emotional sense) so the great Gabey Lucas and Natalie Morris are on the show. Our topic this week is "Getting into Fights". We talk about an altercation where a guy runs really fast and another where Gabey treats two adults like toddlers. We get a call in from Carl Planters who tells us about his adult food and beverage reviews, and to cap it all off we play a round of "Jokes Written by a Person". Please listen.
On today's episodes we have the amazing Micko Benrimoh. THe topic for the week is "Amusement Parks" and we touch on all six of the flags. The discussion revolves around the magic of throwing up in public, our expriences with wooden rollercoasters and musics and that. Bob Dylan even stops by! What a precious episode.
a completely LIVE broadcast that was LIVE on-air with LIVE humans. The inscrutable Moira Wyton (whiten) was on today's episode. We talk Mac V. PC along with the prevalence of Tim Hortons and the wonders of Edmonton Alberta. Also it was complete and utterly LIVE.
This episode we have an interview with the amazing Amelia Meath of Sylvan Esso where we talk about the eclipse, bad food, and challenging concerts. On the second half of the episode we talk the 1984 movie C.H.U.D. and all its glorious depictions of New York, mutants, the police, and fashion photographers.
In our episode our topic is Arcade Fire and Twin Peaks. We have in depth discussion about beef and the inner workings of the show. A chill bro named Topher stops by and we tells us about his work with a convoluted acronym that involves crabs. There's an emotional reenactment and we have a lot of fun.
Our topic this week was "Parties" and our guest is the inscrutable Steffani Grondin. We get a call in from Dwayne "The Johnson" Wheeler and Marty Graw and a strange, strange vlogger joins us and talks about his Limewire vlogs. We also learn about the National Anti-Zoo Intergration Party and astronomy events.
Our guest this week is Matt "The Snake Hunter" Anderson. We talk about skateboarding, listen to a rendition of "Viva La Wheelhouse", and get a call from a random fellow. All sorts of fun happens and we learn a lot about ourselves.
Tristan and Jack watch the same A&W commercial over and over again for the entire hour. Things get weird, they get stir crazy, and we watch the ad over 40 times. Please please help.
Wowie, what an ep. We get a few crazy call-ins including from a marine biologist called Matt LeBlanc. We talk about weather, our favourite weather, and the amazing bass prowess of Tristan. A wild wild ride.
Our guest Fenner Rockliffe talks the always important topic of "Conspiracy Theories". We get a call-in from a very important man and we listen to the ramblings of an insane person. For all your scary theories come and listen.
We are joined with Laurisa and Sarah to talk about the ever spooky topic of "Ghosts". We tell scary stories from friends such as Lorenzo and Groundskeeper Willy. We get a campfire and play some chaotic impressions. This thing is off the rails, and in the good way like retiring a train.
We talk about the perils and experiences with that oh so prevalent topic of Veganism. Our guest Zoe Hadeler Lund talks about eating soy based thing and what the vegans miss and how they experience a world without animal bits. We play Would You Rather and a fashion based game Haute Takes. Liiiissstteeeennnn pleeasseee.
Special EP: We interview comedian Chris Gethard about his podcast Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People. We talk the Smiths, play impressions and learn about This American Life
Also, Tristan was off this week, he was murdered and set on fire, while celebrating his birthday.
On this week's episode we talk with Ole Borch (Bork) about unsolved mysteries. We discuss murder, aliens, and scary elevators. We get a call from Billy Jean about living rocks and we play a political game of Impressions
We bring on the legendary David "God" Pham onto the show to talk life since we've seen him. It gets loosey, goosey, and oh so juicy.
Things get wild in a One on One (for the most part) radio show. Sam and Tristan talk about God and how he's effected us and how he hasn't. We play the Rick MorHOURnis game and a bit of Would You Rather. Also it would have been about 16 jelly beans a minute for a week for that one thing.
Our topic for this week was "Extraterrestrials" and we get into ever permutation of them. We discuss if alien's lay eggs, what we would do if we mined their homes, and a time when cavePEOPLE walked the earth. We also play impressions, which is always fun.
Today's topic was "Liars and Dishonesty". We talk about the biggest liars in history, told each other sweet little lies, and talked about dads.
The sassy lads wax poetic about the content of Subway sandwiches, Iranian women and the best costumes they've ever worn. This weeks topic was Halloween.
On our third ever episode we really come into our own and start the discussion. This week's topic was "psychedelics and the nature of reality", and we get into crows with mutton chops, whether or not yeast is a pet, and how reality is shaped. As well as the worst impressions you've ever heard.
FUNDRIVE FUNDRIVE FUNDRIVE!!!!!! We searched for dollars in the great ocean of people and it proved fruitful! With special guest Steffani Grondin.
In our first ever episode, we have the intrepid Ben Flynn. The random topic was 'travel' and boy do we have a lot of stories. There's lot's of comedy and we introduce our games "What's the Deal", and "It's McCarthy Time"!