Celebrity Afterlife Report: Recent Episodes
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Find out what all your favorite deceased celebrities are up to in the Afterlife. What are they doing, who are they dating, what are their hobbies and much more!
U.S. Senator John McCain just arrived in the Next World. His arrival ceremony, attended by a huge crowd, was marred by a press release from a person we’ve covered many times on the Report. Who was the wet blanket and what did he say to insult war hero McCain?
Robin Leach, former star of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Sources say that he may already be planning a return to show business. We’ll tell you what we know so far.
Legendary playwright Neil Simon is the last of our three new arrivals. After his welcoming ceremony concluded, he received a shock followed by a pleasant surprise. What was the Odd Couple author told that rocked him back on his heels. You’ll find out.
Veteran comedy actress Charlotte Rae took a job on the Next World sitcom “Happy Wife, Happy Life.” Apparently, however, all is no happy on the set as Rae found out on her first day when she was confronted by another cast member. We’ll name names and tell you how the show is planning on handling the situation.
The Queen Of Soul, Aretha Franklin, just arrived in the Next World. As you’d expect, there was a huge crowd on hand to welcome her to her new existence. We have all the details for you.
Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett on The Facts Of Life, has accepted a part on a TV show. The Celebrity Medium is concerned taking the job may be a bad move for the veteran actress. Just wait til you hear why.
There’s been yet another postponement of the announcement of the names of the boy and girl Martin Luther King Jr. and spouse Adolf Hitler adopted. People are starting to speculate about the delay and the speculation isn’t all kind.
TV producer Steven Bochco is apparently planning on reviving his least successful show, Cop Rock. The Afterlife show biz community is buzzing about why Bochco would throw his energy into such a seemingly bad idea. We’ll tell what the word on the street is.
Fred Trump, father of the American President, is in a heated feud with Nicola Tesla, the scientist he hired to help him with the World Of Trump, the tourist attraction praising his son currently under construction. Rumor is that Tesla has walked off the project. You won’t believe it when we tell you what’s causing the rift.
Charlotte Rae, the actress best known for playing Mrs. Garrett on TV’s The Facts Of Life, just arrived in the Next World. It seems that she may be back in the public eye before long. We’ll tell you why.
Martin Luther King Jr. and hubby Adolf Hitler have accepted an offer to appear on a TV talk show, one that might cause problems for their newly-adopted son and daughter. You won’t believe it when you hear what the two newlyweds have agreed to.
The producers of “Mayberry Today,” the update of the old Andy Griffith Show have come up with a solution to the problem of actor Don Knotts no longer looking like the wiry character he used to play. Their solution, however, is causing bigger problems on the set. Wait til you hear why the other actors can’t keep a straight face.
As predicted on this show, Fred Trump and Nicola Tesla have clashed over the direction Fred’s under-construction tourist trap The World Of Trump should take. As of now, Tesla is on strike until the argument is settled.
In the aftermath of their ill received appearance on “The Girls,” Adolf Hitler and his husband Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have gotten offers from many other talk shows to make an appearance. One offer is particularly interesting and we’ll fill you in on the details.
Former Hollywood heartthrob Tab Hunter has already started his new career in gay porn. A source has given us a description of his on-screen “presence” and it may surprise you.
“Mayberry Today,” the modern-day reboot of the original Andy Griffith Show is currently filming. One co-star looks radically different than how his fans remember him. The producers have a plan to fix that and we’ll tell you what radical steps they’re taking to accomplish it.
Nicola Tesla, famously eccentric scientific genius, has taken a job working for Fred Trump, father of the president, on a upcoming tourist attraction about his son. How are the men getting along? About as well as you’d expect. We’ll give you the deets.
Tab Hunter, a recent arrival in the Next World, got an offer from the Wright Brothers to work with them producing gay porno movies. We now have his response and it may not be what you’re expecting.
Babe Ruth is now the official co-host on the radio show he lost to Professor Stephen Hawking. The early reviews are in on their collaboration. Is it a hit or a miss? You’ll find out.
Adolf Hitler and his new mister Martin Luther King Jr. appeared on TV the other day to announce the names of their two adopted children. What they said surprised everyone, including the hosts of the show. Just wait til you hear!
Former Hollywood heartthrob Tab Hunter just arrived in the Next World. It seems he won’t want for job opportunities. Just wait til you hear who approached as soon as he arrived and what their offer was.
We may now have an answer to whether the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and Babe Ruth was legit or not. What happened when the two went head to head on Hawking’s radio show? The answer may surprise you.
Fred Trump. Donald’s father, has cut the ribbon on the tourist attraction honoring the life of his son he’s building. Who has Fred hired to help with the elaborate tech scheduled for the place? You’ll be surprised when you find out.
Adolf Hitler and his new spouse Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have pushed back their scheduled appearance on The Girls, the daytime TV talk show hosted by Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds. The two lovebirds were supposed to announce the names they’ve chosen for their adopted Black son and Asian daughter. Is there trouble in Paradise. We’ll tell you what we know.
Joe Jackson, father of Michael and his siblings, is miffed that he didn’t get a celebrity welcome when he arrived in the Next World. Now he has announced a new project intended to make him relevant to the public. Just wait til you hear what it is.
Professor Stephen Hawking had Babe Ruth on his morning radio show the other day as a guest. What happened between the two that’s stirring up talk in the Afterlife?
Honeymooners Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. are booked to appear on a top-rated Next World TV show. Which show is it and what’s the big news they’re expected to break?
Fred Trump, father of the American President, has announced what he will be doing to honor his famous son. You won’t believe it when you hear what he’s planning on building.
Joe Jackson, father of Michael and the rest of his siblings, just arrived in the Next World. While he may have expected a celebrity welcome he didn’t receive one, causing him to throw a fit in front of the press. To add insult to injury, Michael was not there to greet his father. We’ll tell you what we know about this family squabble.
There’s trouble in Paradise. Newlyweds Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were spotted arguing in a restaurant the other day. Does this have anything to do with the boy and girl they recently adopted? You’ll find out.
Stephen Hawking and Babe Ruth are set to have their first face-to-face meeting since Hawking got hired to take Ruth’s place on the radio. Fireworks are expected by some. We’ll tell you what we know about the upcoming encounter.
Fred Trump, father of the American President, is campaigning to get his son honored in the new theme park being built by Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. What is the reaction from Jobs and Disney to the demand? You may not believe it when we tell you what’s happening.
Rumors are rampant in the Next World that the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and baseball legend Babe Ruth may not be what it seems. Find out why some are claiming that the whole thing is one big publicity stunt.
Actor and little person Jerry Maren is reportedly livid at finding out he’s been impersonated for years in the Afterlife. What did he tell a reporter about what he’d like to do about it? You may be shocked when you hear.
The Next World is buzzing over reports that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler have gotten married and adopted a boy and girl. We’ll tell you what we know about the rumors so far.
Walt Disney and Steve Jobs were all smiles at the groundbreaking for the first Disney theme park in the Afterlife. Someone was there to upset the Apple cart, however, and it’s a name you should be familiar with.
Tom Snyder, longtime host of the Earthly Plane late-night Tomorrow Show, has invited former paramours Judy Garland and Fred Trump to come on his current show. Most observers expects sparks to fly when they meet. We’ll tell you what we know.
Babe Ruth and Stephen Hawking has been sparring verbally in the press since the professor took over The Bambino’s radio time slot. Now it looks as if the two may go at it head-to-head in the near future. Which of them is saying it isn’t going to happen, though? You’ll find out.
When Mini Me actor Verne Shroyer arrived in the Next World two of his fellow little people were there to welcome him and promise to help him get through any tough times he might have adjusting to life there. Now comes word that one of them was not totally on the up-and-up. Wait til you hear about the scandal that’s rocking the Afterlife.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney, having patched up their relationship, are moving ahead rapidly with their plans for the Next World’s first Disney theme Park. A certain someone well known to our listeners is trying to throw a monkey wrench into their plans, however. Who is it and what is he proposing?
Babe Ruth took a verbal shot at the man who replaced him as morning host on radio station Heaven 107, Stephen Hawking. The professor shut him down with his dry British wit. We’ll tell you what the two said.
The former wives of Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are making the rounds of TV talk shows, speaking out about their exes’ gay relationship. One of them is showing a lot of class while the other is losing it during every appearance. We’ll sort it all out for you.
David Ogden Stiers and John Mahoney are in a new sitcom as brothers. Is it going to be a hit? Wait til you hear what the studio audience thought about the pilot episode.
After an Earthly Plane existence that included a long struggle with mental issues, Margot Kidder just arrived in the Next World. Best known for portraying Lois Lane in the Superman movies of the 70s, she stunned the crowd at her reception ceremony. You’ll find out how.
Author Tom Wolff of “Bonfire Of The Vanities” fame, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Does the controversial author intend to continue his brand of New Journalism in his new existence. He spoke out on that and we know what he said.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney, having put their months-long feud behind them, have announced the first of many attractions their upcoming theme park will feature. How does it resemble one from Disneyland and Disney World and how does it differ? We’ll give you the deets.
Verne Shroyer had much to say on working in show business and how it affected his life on the Earthly Plane. We’ll tell you what it means for his fans going forward.
One of the most bitter celebrity feuds in the Next World seems to have come to an end...at least for now. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have out down their metaphorical daggers and have announced that they will be working together on a major new project. What is it? We’ll tell you what we know so far.
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are perhaps the highest-profile Gay couple in the Afterlife. Until now, however, we hadn’t heard from their former significant others. Now Coretta Scott King and Eva Braun are speaking out about the relationship. You may be surprised by what the two women had to say.
Babe Ruth may be back in show biz soon. If the rumors are correct, it’s a role you may not ever have expected to see the Bambino in.
Comic actor/magician Harry Anderson has an offer on his table and it sounds like it’s right up his alley. What is the new job that could have Harry doing something he’s always loved?
Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is stirring up trouble for the relationship between Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler with a new political movement. We’ll tell you how it mirrors his son’s presidential campaign.
Stephen Hawking recently took over the morning drive radio show formerly hosted by Babe Ruth. The Bambino had some comments about Hawking’s new direction for the program recently. Did Ruth praise his successor or diss him?
Comedian/magician Harry Anderson has described his ideal Next World job and what he’d like to do may surprise you.
Walt Disney and Steve Jobs may not be giving each other the silent treatment anymore. We’ll tell you what the rumor mill is saying they may be discussing.
Actor Verne Shroyer, “Mini Me” from the Austin Powers movies, recently arrived in the Next World. In the large crowd on hand to welcome him were two very special people. Who were they and why did what they had to say to him mean so much?
Bruno Sammartino, legendary professional wrestler, made an announcement about his plans for the future in Eternity. What is he thinking of doing and what famous names is he enlisting to help him?
A few weeks ago, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler came out publicly as a gay couple. Then they announced that they plan to adopt at least two kids. What is the public reaction to that and who seems to want to interfere with them? We’ll tell you.
Professor Stephen Hawking took over the morning drive radio slot previously occupied by baseball Great a Babe Ruth. Recently Hawking had something to get off his chest about following in the Sultan of Swat’s footsteps. What he said may surprise you.
Harry Anderson, magician, comic actor and star of the long-running sitcom Night Court just arrived in the Next World. We’ll update you about his plans for his new eternal existence.
Barbara Bush, grandmotherly former First Lady, had a darker side to her personality. You’ll find out about it and what it might mean for her going forward.
Bruno Sammartino, former world heavyweight wrestling champion, is now residing in the Afterlife. Is Bruno thinking about joining the Shakespearian acting company owned by his former boss Vincent McMahon Sr.? Bruno has given an answer to that question and we’ll tell you what it is.
R. Lee Ermey, former Marine drill instructor-turned actor, had some Strong’s words to say about Stanley Kubrick, the man who directed him in Full Metal Jacket. Wait til you hear what he called the legendary Kubrick.
Following on the heels of the recent revelation that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are Gay lovers, the couple dropped another bombshell the other day. Find out what the happy couple are planning.
Superstar TV producer Steven Bochco just arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he set his metaphorical suitcases down than he announced the revival of one of his Earthly Plane series. Wait til you hear which one it is!
We now know who is replacing Babe Ruth as the morning drive shock jock on Afterlife radio station Heaven 107. If you had a thousand chances, you’d never guess who it is. We’ll tell you.
We now have some details about the project actors David Ogden Stiers and John Mahoney will be working together on. It sounds interesting.
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and his Next World BFF Adolf Hitler dropped a huge bombshell of an announcement on The Girl’s, the daytime TV talk show hosted by Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Carrie Fisher. Everyone in the Afterlife is talking about it and you WILL be shocked when you hear what they said.
David Ogden Stiers from MAS*H and John Mahoney from Frasier have announced they will be working on a new project together. We’ll tell you what we know about it so far.
The ongoing feud between Apple co-founder Steve Jobs and Walt Disney has escalated. What did Jobs do that has Uncle Walt fuming? You’ll find out.
Babe Ruth has been fired from his job as morning drive shock jock by radio station Heaven 107’s management because of falling ratings. Who will replace the Sultan of Swat on the air? Rumors are abounding and we will fill you in on the latest.
Actress Nanette Fabray just transitioned to the Next World at the age of 97. Back in the 60s and 70s she was practically ubiquitous on television. To the surprise of the crowd at her arrival ceremony she made a shocking announcement concerning her career. You may be shocked too when you hear what it was.
Evangelist Billy Graham is a new arrival in the Afterlife as well. Immediately after he got there he hooked up with someone we’ve reported on extensively and their new alliance is causing some to dredge up unpleasant allegations from Graham’s past.
Robert Guillaume is currently in rehearsal for his upcoming role on stage as Othello. A certain actress isn’t appearing in this production and some are whispering that her absence is due to comments she made when Guillaume first joined the acting troupe they both work for.
New York Yankees Hall Of Famer Babe Ruth has changed the direction of his morning drive shook jock radio show in recent weeks. Some fans are saying it’s destroying the show. We’ll tell you why Ruth has cleaned up his act and what he has to say to the fans.
Fred Trump has resurfaced into the Next World spotlight after a months-long absence. He says he is going to conduct a }Peoples’ Tribunal” to determine his son’s guilt or innocence in colluding with Russia to influence the American election of 2016. Just wait til you hear who will be on the panel!
Artist Jackson Pollock has also returned from a protracted innocence. He is planning on showing a new series of paintings related to his claim that he had nothing to do with electrocuting David Bowie on stage inside iVironment.
Comedian Ralphie May has ended his strike against his Afterlife sitcom. The new episodes currently in production have a different focus than the older shows, something that Ralphie was pushing for behind the scenes.
The infamous Charles Manson wants to prove that he is a man of his word by following through on his promise of launching a Manson Family reunion tour. Although there are venues eager to book the show, there is a snag in the plan and we’ll tell you what it is.
Actor John Mahoney who played Frasier and Niles Crane”s father Martin on the “Frasier” TV show, recently arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he arrived than he started inquiring about opportunities for himself. What job is he seeking and what did he find out? You know when you listen.
Large comedian Ralphie May has ended his strike against the sitcom he Stars in. Did he get what he wanted? We’ll tell you.
Frank Vincent, character actor you’ve seen on The Sopranos and in movies such as Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and Casino, is also starting in his own sitcom with an absurd premise. How is it faring with the viewing public?
Tom Petty and his Afterlife band The Earthshakers are about to embark on a new venture. It’s a big one and we’ll tell you all about it.
We now know more details about the Next World arrival ceremony for Delores O’Riordan, former lead singer for The Cranberries. What made her cry and what was the surprising question she asked her fans?
Jack Webb, creator and star of the long-running hit TV series Dragnet, is planning on reviving his show for the Afterlife audience. This version, however, will feature a very unusual twist. What is it? You may be shocked when you hear.
The Not The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is ready to perform for the public, over 1100 members strong. Their repertoire will shock and surprise people who are expecting hymns and liturgical music. Just wait until you hear what they’ll be singing.
Comedian Ralphie May stopped the show—literally—during a taping of his new sitcom the other day. Ralphie had a lot to get off his chest and people are reacting to it.
Tom Petty and his Next World band The Earthshakers just performed publicly for the first time in front of a huge crowd? How did the audience react to their first gig? Well give you all the details.
The spat between actor Robert Guillaume and Joanie Laurer who wrestled under the name Chyna over Guillaume joining the Shakespearean acting company Laurer works for has been resolved. Who won and who lost. You’ll find out.
We have more information about the Afterlife sitcom actor Frank Vincent, known for his many portrayals of mobsters on TV and in film, is currently starring in. Just wait until you hear the crazy details about the show.
Delores O’Riordan, lead singer for the Irish alternative band The Cranberries, just arrived in the Next World. We give you the scoop on her new existence.
Legendary football announcer Keith Jackson just arrived in the Next World. At his arrival ceremony he asked if there was any work available for an old sports announcer. What answer did he get? You’ll find out.
Last week it was uncertain whether Frances Bauvier would return to her role as Aunt Bee on the Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. We now know that she’s agreed to be on the show with one non-negotiable stipulation. What line did she draw in the proverbial sand? We’ll tell you.
Fred Trump, father of President Donald Trump, is managing to keep his name in the Next World News. He’s announced the name of the co+author of his upcoming book he alleges will counter the many negative stories about his son. You won’t believe when you hear who it is.
Tom Petty has announced the venue and date for the first public performance of his new band, The Earthshakers. How is the public responding to the announcement?
Actor/comedian Jerry VanDyke just arrived in the Next World. A reporter committed a major faux pas while interviewing him. How did Dick Van Dyke’s little brother handle the situation? We’ll tell you.
Speaking of Dick Van Dyke, actress Rose Marie who played Sally Rogers on his show just transitioned to the Afterlife. With 90 years of Earthly Plane show biz experience, is Rose Marie ready to get back to work? You’ll find out.
Like a houseguest who just wont leave, Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is back in the Next World News. He has a new project designed to counter the “fake news” about his son. Just wait until you hear the details.
The remake of the Andy Griffith show is a definite Go. One former cast member isn’t committed to play the part he/she did in the original version. Who is it? You’ll be shocked when you find out.
As we prepare to take the next two weeks off for the holidays, the Celebrity Medium gives you a summary of some of the biggest stories the Report covered in 2017.
Plans are still in the works for an Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. Griffith has gotten on board but with a major caveat. We’ll tell you what his demand was.
Charles Manson wanted to go on tour with David Cassidy but David rejected the bizarre offer. Now Manson has a different spin on the story. Find out what his version of events is as well as what his new plans are.
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis announced weeks ago that they would be performing together again soon. Now things have hit a snag. What happened to put a halt to the plans?
Artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are currently not on speaking terms...and the feud concerns one of them taking credit for something they were both recently involved with. Who is the glory hog and what is he saying that’s pissing off his partner?
Beloved actor Jim Nabors recently arrived in the Next World. After a very well-received welcome ceremony, Jim was approached to revive his Gomer Pyle character in a reboot of the old Andy Griffith Show planned by his former co-star Don Knotts. Did Nabors agree and what doesn’t he know that could put a snag in the plans? You’ll find out.
We also know where the new Andy Griffith show will be shot (assuming it gets off the ground). It’s a location that should be familiar to regular listeners to the Report.
After David Cassidy declined to take him on the road to sing with him, Charles Manson has decided to look elsewhere for people to form a band with. You won’t believe when you hear who he’s been approaching.
Leonard Nimoy told friends he was headed to the Afterlife’s Arctic region to be alone and take photographs. Has he changed his mind about his Ice Trek? We’ll give you the latest.
David Cassidy, former teen heartthrob and star of TV’s The Partridge Family, recently transitioned to the Next World. He was cajoled into performing a few of his biggest hits on stage for the huge crowd that came to welcome him. We’ll tell you what we know about his future plans.
Infamous cult leader Charles Manson also recently began his new existence. Manson was given some bad news upon his arrival and he didn’t take it well. You won’t believe it when you hear what he said.
Legendary actor Leonard Nimoy has only appeared in a Celebrity Afterlife Report on one occasion. Now we have news to relate about the man who was Spock...and it’s guaranteed to surprise you.
In an update we got at the last minute, two of our current stories have intertwined in a way that no one could have predicted. You’ll be amazed when you hear who approached who with a startling proposal.
We now know why Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna in her professional wrestling days, wasn’t at the party welcoming Robert Guillaume to the Shakespearean acting company they both now work for. Her excuse of tending to a “personal matter” wasn’t true. You’ll be surprised when you hear the real reason.
Stanley Kubrick has finally premiered his new movie, Obsessive Behavior. Some are calling it a masterpiece while others say it’s unwatchable. We’ll give you the details on the much-delayed film.
Baseball legend and current morning drive radio host Babe Ruth has softened his on-air schtick of late to the horror of some fans. Has the Babe gone soft?
Edith Tolson, formerly J. Edgar Hoover, has some personal scandal surrounding her these days. Is there truth to the rumors? We’ll tell you what we know.
Last week we reported that actor Robert Guillaume was offered a job as a permanent member of the Shakespearean acting company owned by Vince McMahon Sr. We now know what Guillaume’s response to the offer is...and we’ll tell you.
Tom Petty invited a very famous musician to join his new band The Earthshakers as the keyboard player. Wait til you hear who it was and the surprising response Petty got.
Comedian Ralphie May will be starting in a new sitcom to start airing in a few weeks. We now know the name of the show and a few other details.
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is being protested by Next World feminists. We’ll tell you what his response was as well as who he wants to be the new version of the magazine’s first centerfold.
Legendary Rock and Roll pioneer and inspiration for countless musicians who came after him, Fats Domino, just arrived in the Next World. We'll tell you how The zfst Man was received and what he had to say to his welcomers.
Critically acclaimed actor Robert Guillaume arrived in the Afterlife a few days ago as well. As soon as his arrival ceremony was finished, he was approached with an unusual offer. You'll be surprised when you hear what it was as well as by who offered it.
Tom Petty has announced who the bass player in his new band, The Earthshakers, is going to be. It's a name you know--but probably wouldn't guess.
There's another setback for the campaign by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh to promote Fred's son Donald's presidential agenda. What happened this time and what does it mean going forward?
You've probably heard of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Well, someone in the Afterlife has had the brilliant idea of putting together a "supergroup" composed of thousands of former members if the Choir. That, however, raises some interesting issues that may shake up Mormon beliefs.
Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have resumed their pro-President Trump campaign. This time around they're not putting on live rallies. Wait til you hear where they've taken their act now.
Comedian Ralphie May, a new arrival to the Next World, has found a gig there. There's a strange twist to it though that you won't believe.
Rumor has it that rocker Tom Petty has found a few musicians to join The Earthshakers, the band he's currently assembling. We'll tell you what we know about them.
Comedian Ralphie May made his debut in the Next World a few days ago. Find out what the funnyman did when someone in the crowd at his welcoming ceremony heckled him.
Hugh Hefner is keeping his promise to restart his Playboy Empire in the Afterlife. Not everyone is happy about what he announced, however. Who are his critics and what do they plan to do?
Rocker Tom Petty is putting together a new band in the Next World. You'll never guess what he plans to call it or why.
There's been a new development in the saga of the upcoming action/comedy film starring Gilda Radner. One actor is out and another one is in. We'll tell you what the new lineup is and why it may spell trouble for Gilda's marriage to Gene Wilder.
Hugh Hefner, founder of the Playboy empire, just arrived in the Next World. Asked about his plans fir his new existence, Hef had a somewhat surprising answer. We'll tell you what he has in mind.
Former host of TV's Let's Make A Deal, Monty Hall, had to change his plans for eternity when he was informed about some of the realities of the Afterlife. What did he have in mind and what does he intend to do now that he's been clued in?
Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have made a radical decision concerning their ongoing rallies in support of Trump's son Donald's presidency. Find out why their sudden announcement shocked many in the Next World.
Musician Tom Petty arrived in the Next World just before this Report was recorded. He made an announcement that's sure to please his many fans there. Wait til you hear what it was.
We'll, it didn't take long for actor Frank Vincent to find a job in the Next World. While it has elements of roles you've seen him in, one detail will make your head spin.
Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin have broken up again. What did the legendarily difficult-to-deal-with Lewis do to cause Martin to walk out on him? We'll tell you.
We now know why the upcoming comedy superhero movie starring Gilda Radner is on hold. Someone is being a diva...and it may not be who you're thinking of.
A pro-Donald Trump rally was abruptly cut short the other day for a very surprising reason. What happened that has the whole Afterlife laughing?
Frank Vincent, an actor famous for his many roles as a mobster on The Sopranos, in Godfather II, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Casino and other movies, just arrived in the Next World. After he made a short speech, he was greeted by a surprising fan. Who was it and what did he have to say to Vincent?
Harry Dean Stanton, another character better known for his distinctive looks than his name, also just arrived in the Afterlife. When he went to introduce himself to Frank Vincent, the aforementioned fan of Vincent's took offense at being interrupted. How did things turn out? We'll tell you.
Professional wrestling manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was greeted to his new existence by a large crowd of his fans. A former co-worker gave him a big hug and handshake, leading to rumors that Heenan may already have a job waiting for him.
We'll also catch you up on the progress of director Stanley Kubrick's controversial upcoming movie as well as the anti-Trump protests being led by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and his BFF Adolf Hitler.
Sylvia Browne, self-described psychic, has gotten herself a new act in the Next World. Just wait til you hear what's getting her on the talk shows these days.
The pro-Trump rallies in the Afterlife continue as do the counter-protests led by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. And his BFF, Adolf Hitler. The Fuhrer, by the way, is sporting a radical new look these days. We'll tell you what it is.
Donald Fagen, co-founder of Steely Dan, just arrived in the Next World. He immediately received several job offers, including one from someone we haven't heard from in a while. Who is it and why does his offer raise some intriguing questions?
Stanley Kubrick is rumored to have finished principle photography on the movie he wrested control over from Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali. In typical Kubrickian fashion, rumors are swirling about a sub-plot he supposedly added to the film at the last minute. What is it and whose hackles is it likely to raise?
Comedian Shelley Berman just arrived in the Next World. He was immediately invited to join the all-star comics tour currently making the rounds there. Within hours, though, the promoters were having second thoughts about asking him to come along. We'll tell you why.
The pro-Trump rallies organized by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have taken a turn for the ugly. You'll find out what they're saying to rile up their crowds and the unlikely duo opposing them.
Tobe Hooper, legendary director of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist, finally showed up in the Next World. What's being planned to give him the welcome he missed out on?
Stanley Kubrick has taken drastic action on the set of the movie he took over from artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat. What's he's done will dramatically change the direction of the troubled project.
Tobe Hooper, director of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and other horror classics, has departed the Earthly Plane. He hasn't, however, surfaced in the Next World yet, giving rise to rumors. We'll tell you what people are saying.
Actor Charles Bronson and his actress wife Jill Ireland have been out of the spotlight for years now. Word is that they're poised to return to show biz in a big way. Wait til you hear what's bringing them back and what they've been doing in recent years.
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were reunited last week when Jerry arrived in the Afterlife. It looks like big things are in store for the two. A recent incident, however, may have temporarily derailed their momentum. What was it? We'll tell you.
Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh are holding large rallies in support of Fred's son, the current American president, that some are comparing to Nazi rallies. Now two famous people are planning counter protests. You'll be surprised when you hear who they are.
Comedian Jerry Lewis just arrived in the Next World. A large crowd was on hand to greet him as was a very special person from his past. We'll tell you who it was and how the crowd reacted to the surprise appearance.
Dick Gregory also just arrived in the Afterlife. He was a pioneer in incorporating commentary about race relations into his comedy and is considered a forerunner to the black comedians of today.
Director Stanley Kubrick has issued a shocking order from the set of the mysterious movie he's directing inside iVironment, the Next World indoor rain attraction. Find out what has Afterlife showbiz circles buzzing.
Fred Trump is back in Afterlife news. He and his Nazi sidekick, aviator Charles Lindbergh, have a new crusade that's attracting fans as well as protestors. What are they promoting that has people angrily shouting at each other?
Singer/songwriter/guitarist Glenn Campbell recently arrived in the Next World. A special someone was on hand with a surprise for Glenn and his fans. We'll tell you who it was and what he did that had the crowd in stitches.
Avant-garde composer John Cage was notorious on the Earthly Plane for his unconventional methods of music writing. He's currently touring the Afterlife with a full orchestra. You've never heard anything like one piece they play at every show, however.
Gilda Radner's comedy superhero movie has suspended production. No one is saying exactly why but we'll fill you in the current speculation.
Speaking of movies, there's been a huge shakeup in the making of Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat's oddball film--and it'll change everything about it.
June Foray, longtime voice of many cartoon characters, just arrived in the Next World. A special someone was on hand to greet her upon her arrival. Also she immediate got an intriguing job offer. Wait til you hear who gave it to her and what it is.
We now know who will be playing Gilda Radner's boyfriend in her still unnamed comedy superhero movie. It's someone we've featured recently on the Report.
Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna when she wrestled on the Earthly Plane, recently starred in a stage production of The Taming Of The Shrew. She received critical acclaim for her performance but the accolades seem to have gone to her head. The company has brought someone in deal with her bizarre demands. We'll tell you who that someone is.
A formerly popular Afterlife reality TV show has been canceled suddenly. Which show is it and why did the producers shut down productions?
Actor John Heard, best known as the dad in the Home Alone movies, just transitioned to the Next World. He seemed very happy to be in the Afterlife but did anything mar his arrival ceremony? You'll find out.
Chester Bennington, singer for Linkin Park, also just made his Afterlife debut. Someone with a questionable past approached him after his arrival ceremony. Who was it and how did Bennington react to his approach?
Walt Disney and Steve Jobs are rumored to be on the outs these days. Some are saying that Disney is preparing something to embarrass his business partner. What is it and what are people saying about it?
Jean-Michel Basquiat is reportedly upset by what he sees as showboating on the part of his creative partner, fellow artist Salvador Dali. What strange thing is Dali loudly bragging about to anyone who will listen?
"Night of the Living Dead" director George Romero just transitioned to the Next World. The person who gave him his first show biz job was on hand to greet him. You'll never guess who he is.
Academy Award-winning actor Martin Landau also just arrived in the Afterlife. Someone very famous showed up at his welcoming ceremony to razz him about an extraordinary opportunity Landau turned down early in his career. Who was it and how did Landau react to the ribbing? We'll tell you.
Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are not happy about the changes director Stanley Kubrick is making to,their movie project. Now Dali has something new to be upset about--and it involves the Earthly Plane. You won't believe when you hear what it is.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are reportedly not speaking to each other. The two publicly deny the rumor but a recent announcement gives credence to the story. What's going on with Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City, that they co-run?
Instagram star Rebecca Burger has transitioned to the Next World after a whipped cream maker exploded in her hand. We'll tell you what happened to her upon her arrival that caused her to flashback to the accident.
Stanley Kubrick is hiring actors George C. Scott and Peter Sellers for the Salvador Dali/Jean-Michel Basquiat movie he's directing. You'll never guess what parts they're going to be playing.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have reportedly settled their feud over Mediopolis, the town they co-run. What have they agreed upon? You'll find out.
The search for an actor to play the boyfriend of Gilda Radner's character in her upcoming superhero movie has narrowed down to two famous actors. You may be surprised when you hear who they are.
Actor Steven Furst, "Flounder" in Animal House, just arrived in the Next World. Someone there had a shocking surprise for Jim. Who was it and what did they have to tell him?
Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are having second thoughts about hiring Stanley Kubrick to direct their crazy movie. Wait til you hear who Kubrick is reportedly considering hiring to act in it and the unusual way he wants to film the flick.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are also having creative differences. We'll tell you the strange reason Disney wants to change the name of their co-run town.
We now know a little bit more about the upcoming Gilda Radner movie in which she plays a reluctant superhero, including the unusual name of Sir Roger Moore's character in it.
Adam West, TV's Batman is a new addition to the Next World. He was greeted by a large enthusiastic crowd. In the throng was a special person with a gift for Adam. Wait til you hear what it was.
Sir Roger Moore has accepted a role in the upcoming superhero movie starring Gilda Radner. We'll tell you everything we know about the movie and Sir Roger's part in it.
Actress Glenna Headley did something unusual upon her arrival in the Afterlife that shocked the people there to greet her. Why were many disappointed by it. You'll find out.
Jimmy Piersall, baseball player who wrote a book about his struggles with mental illness is now a resident in the Next World, he has an offer that some think will turn into a debacle. What is it and why do people think Piersall is walking into a trap?
Kubrick, Dali, Disney, Jobs
Legendary director Stanley Kubrick has taken over the reins so the oddball movie being produced by artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat. How are the three eccentrics getting along? We'll tell you.
Speaking of potentially disastrous collaborations, word is that Walt Disney and Steve Jobs have very different opinions about how Mediopolis, the town they operate, should be run. Apparently the two have reached a compromise, at least for now. We'll give you the details.
Chriss Cornell of Soundgarden just arrived in the Next World. He got an intriguing job offer almost immediately. Did he jump at the chance? You'll find out.
Sir Roger Moore also just arrived on the Afterlife scene and he too has job offers. We'll tell you what they are and what we know about them.
A new cast member has been added to "Happy Wife, Happy Life," the convoluted hit Next World sitcom. Who is it and how do they fit into the already (overly?) complicated storyline?
We now know some facts about the new project involving Gilda Radner and her husband Gene Wilder. Why are some saying it sounds all wrong for Gilda?
Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali have turned to an unlikely source for help,with the crazy movie they're making inside iVironment. You'll be surprised when you hear who it is.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are having a disagreement over Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City. Find out why what they decide will affect every resident of the community.
Actress Erin Moran of "Happy Days" and "Joanie Loves Chachi" fame arrived recently in the Next World. She didn't have longbto wait before she was offered a great gig. What will Erin be doing soon? We'll tell you.
There's trouble on the set of the upcoming "Forbidden Planet" musical starring Leslie Nielsen and Anne Francis. One of the co-stars is acting unprofessionally. You'll be shocked when you hear who it is.
Big things are happening in Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City. Visitors to the town will be greeted by non-humans. Wait til you hear what Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have planned for tourists.
We now know some of the other comedians who will be joining Don Rickles on a comedy tour of the Afterlife. Also, one big name turned down an invite to join the tour. You'll be surprised when you hear who said "no thanks."
Actor Leslie Nielsen will be reprising an old role on stage in the Next World. It's probably not the one you're thinking of, however. What will he be playing? You may be surprised when you find out.
Legendary producer Garry Marshall has quit his job in anger. What made Marshall walk out unexpectedly...and what do dogs have to do with his resignation? We'll tell you.
We now know a little bit more about the very odd movie artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are working on. If you thought what we've told you about it before was bizarre, you ain't heard nothing yet.
A listener called our hotline to ask a very important question about a former Hollywood actress. Were we able to get the information he wanted? Listen and find out.
We now know what face will adorn the giant rubbery Sphinx being constructed inside iVironment by Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali. You won't believe when you hear who it is.
Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have taken over the Next Work town formerly known as Trump City. Not everyone is happy about the takeover, however. Wait til you hear what people are calling the town behind Steve and Walt's backs.
Garry Marshall had to call and apologize to Alan Thicke for something the other day. Word is that Marshall is mortified by the incident and angry about it. What happened? We'll tell you.
Gene Wilder is doing something very sweet for his former wife Gilda Radner. Find out why Gene says it is unlike anything he's ever done before.
Legendary insult comic Don Rickles just arrived in the Next World. Rickles was never shy about making fun of people and that hasn't changed. We'll tell you what he said about James Brown and how people reacted to it as well as what he may be doing in the near future.
Former Apple honcho Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are said to have big plans for the town formerly known as Trump City. Rumor has it that their scheme may be replacing many of the people currently employed in the town. We'll fill you in on the surprising details.
Recently Alan Thicke stormed angrily out of a meeting with network executives over their bizarre plans for a revival of his old talk show. Since then Thicke has fired his management and a rumor claims that he may soon be working with an old rival. You'll be surprised when you hear who it is.
The crazy movie project headed by artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat seems to be getting even crazier. Wait til you hear the latest.
Jobs, Dali, Burr, Thicke, all in this edition of the Report
The ongoing saga of the town until recently known as Trump City has taken another turn. The other day the gated community was seized by someone...and it's not who we all expected it to be. You'll never guess who's running the show inside the walls now.
We've told you about the crazy set being constructed for the movie artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are working on. We have some new details to tell you about it and they just might blow your mind.
Actor Raymond Burr and his husband own a private island in the middle of a Next World ocean. They recently announced that the island is open to anyone who wants to live on it. There's one not-so-small catch to the offer, though. Just wait til you hear what it is.
Alan Thicke, star of Earthly TV hit Growing Pains, thought he had a deal to put his short-lived talk show Thicke Of The Night back on the air. One very strange network demand has scuttled the project, however. We'll tell you what caused Thicke to storm out of the meeting.
Barris, Sinatra, Dali, and more in this edition of the Celebrity Afterlife Report
Legendary game show creator Chuck Barris just arrived in the Next World. The infamous host of the Gong Show had a surprise waiting for him that brought him to tears. He also had an announcement to make. You'll find out what they both were in this Report.
Last week we told you that Edith Tolson, the former J. Edgar Hoover, had yet another job offer dangling in front of her. We can now confirm that she has accepted the gig. What is it and what is she going to sacrifice to free up time for it? We'll tell you.
Frank Sinatra Jr. Just made his first appearance with the One Hit Wonders. What did Old Blue Eyes' son do that totally shocked the audience and had people scratching their heads? Just wait til you hear.
Artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali are co-producing a movie in which they will reportedly also star. One already leaked detail about the film has garret even crazier. You won't believe when you hear what the two are doing now.
Chuck Berry, Rock and Roll legend, just arrived in the Next World. He put on a spontaneous mini-concert for the crowd that greeted him and made a major announcement. We'll tell you what it was.
Long time veteran of the New York City newspaper wars, reporter Jimmy Breslin, is now a resident of the Afterlife. It seems that the beer-drinking, cigar-smoking Breslin is ready to get back on the best in his new existence. He's already got his eye on a prospective employer. It's a name you may recognize.
Edith Tolson, the former J. Edgar Hoover, has yet another show biz offer dangling in front of her. With her new courtroom show and her recurring spot on "The Girls," will Edith have time for a third job?
Lastly, we have some hot rumors about what may be happening soon to what was known as Trump City and they concern someone who was involved with the community in the past. Wait til you hear who it is and what they apparently have planned for the troubled town.
Last week we reported that artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali were going to produce and star in a movie shot entirely inside iVironment, the indoor rain attraction they run together. We know almost nothing about the movie at this point, other than one startling detail. You won't believe when we tell you what one of the sets is going to look like.
Edith Tolson, former known as J. Edgar Hoover, longtime director of the FBI, is tearing up the Next World showbiz scene. Wait til you hear what starring role she been offered on TV.
The new sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed, both of The Brady Bunch, has finally aired its first episode. We'll tell you what name the producers finally settled on for it and how it did in the ratings.
The month-long siege inside Trump City may be over but the controversy continues. You'll find out the latest about missing Trump City mayor, Fred Trump, and what may be happening soon that could turn the community upside-down.
Trump, Steele, Paxton and more
Big doings at Trump City, the walled compound ruled by President Trump's father Fred. We'll tell you what's happening in the long-running standoff and the latest about the well-being of the town's beleaguered residents.
Former professional wrestler Ivan Koloff has decided not to become a Shakespearean actor in the Next World. You won't believe what the burly Russian has decided to do instead.
Artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvatore Dali shocked everyone at a press conference the other day with an announcement about their upcoming plans for iVironment, the indoor rain attraction they co-run. Wait til you hear what the eccentric duo have planned.
Actor Bill Paxton who transitioned unexpectedly to the Afterlife last week has new digs. Find out why they aren't where you'd expect them to be.
Trump, Paxton, George Steele. All figure into this week's action in the Next World.
The bizarre standoff in Trump City has entered its third week. A new player has entered the drama. Who is it and why did his recent comments have people booing him?
George "The Animal" Steele has a new job in the Afterlife. A world-famous celeb who we recently reported on is praising The Animal's job performance? Who is it and why does he say Steele is among the best he's ever seen?
Actor Bill Paxton just arrived in the Next World. His condition upon his arrival had many Afterlife residents concerned for the movie star. We'll tell you the details.
Legendary actor, dancer, and choreographer Gene Kelly had a lot to say about the Best Picture announcement at the Oscars. Why did the flub give Kelly concern about the future of Hollywood?
Also, a quick update about a beloved TV star.
Two new celebs just arrived in the Next World. They were offered jobs almost immediately upon their arrivals. One of them seems ill-suited for his possible new profession, to say the least. Who are they and why is it hard to imagine them in the positions they've been offered? You'll be surprised when you hear the answers.
Edith Tolson, the former K. Edgar Hoover, longtime FBI director, recently appeared on a daytime TV talk show. Now she's been offered a permanent spot on the show. Did America's former top cop accept the offer? You'll find out.
There been a surprising development in the ongoing story about the lockdown at Trump City, the gated community presided over by Donald Trump's father, Fred. It has some calling for an attack to free those inside the compound. What happened and who instigated it? We'll give you the latest.
James Brown has been the self-appointed Greeter To The Stars in the Afterlife for years now. Over the weekend James was surprised when a figure from his past arrived. Who was it and why did their appearance have Soul Brother Number One in tears?
There is even more craziness coming out of Trump City, the gated community overseen by Fred Trump, father of the new American president. Mayor Trump finally addressed the situation inside the town which has been sealed off for over a week now. You won't believe what he had to say.
"The Girls," the new daytime talk show hosted by Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, aired a Very Special Episode with a Very Special Guest the other day. Who was she and why did what she told Carrie and Debbie have the audience in tears? We'll tell you.
There's been a new addition to the cast of the yet-unnamed sit com starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. It's a name you'll recognize but the part he'll be playing may surprise you.
Sir John Hurt recently joined the Shakespearean theater company run by Vince McMahon Sr. The other day he told a reporter what he thinks about his new co-workers and what he said may shock you.
Things have taken a turn for the bizarre in Trump City, the whites-only community run by Fred Trump, Donald's father. The gated community is apparently on lockdown, with no one able to enter or leave its confines. We'll tell you the latest about this tense standoff.
Recently-transitioned-to-the-Next World actress Mary Tyler Moore has been added to the cast of the upcoming sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. Wait till you hear what part she will be playing.
Carrie Fisher and her Mom Debbie Reynolds have a new daytime TV talk show in the Afterlife. On the first episode their guest host shocked the audience by joking about her own passing from the Earthly Plane. Who was it and how did the audience react to the unexpected subject matter? You'll find out.
Sir John Hurt, legendary for starring in The Elephant Man, the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings movies, just arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he finished making a short speech and greeting his fans than he received a job offer from an unusual source. Who was it and did Sir John accept the offer?
Actress Mary Tyler Moore also just got to her new existence. An unexpected person was on hand to serenade her. Who was it and what happened that made America's Sweetheart cry? We'll tell you.
Actress Barbara Hale played the secretary to attorney Perry Mason on the long-running TV show. The show's star, Raymond Burr, welcomed her on her arrival in the Afterlife. He had an unusual offer for Hale that will affect her time there. You'll find out what it was and it will surprise you.
Last week we told you about a new band composed of musicians whose Earthly Plane bands had only one big hit. We just found out that the band has added a new singer--and you won't believe who it is.
Veteran actor Miguel Ferrer just arrived in the Next World. Upon his arrival, he was greeted by his parents, Rosemary Clooney and Jose Ferrer. Word is that Miguel won't be idle for long in the Afterlife. We'll tell you what he will be up to in the coming months.
Fred Trump is basking in the glow of his son Donald's election to the American presidency. How did Trump Sr. celebrate Donald's inauguration and who were the two blondes on his arms at the victory party? You'll find out.
Several musical stars have combined to form a supergroup of sorts. You may be surprised when you hear who they are and what the name of the new group is.
We have new information about the upcoming sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. We now know what the premise of the show is as well as some surprising details about the supporting character to be played by Paul Lynde.
Recent arrival to the Next World, actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, has settled in in a house next door to her sister Eva's. An Afterlife reporter approached the sisters and asked them how they felt about their new home town's racist policies. What did they tell him and what did Zsa Zsa say about what her Earthly Plane husband has done with her bodily remains? You'll be surprised when you find out.
Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds were interviewed by Yankee baseball legend-turned radio shock jock Babe Ruth recently. Carrie had a message for someone on the Earthly Plane that has the Next World buzzing. What did she say and to whom was it addressed? We'll tell you.
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka just got to the Afterlife. He was greeted upon his arrival by someone he probably wanted to avoid. Who was it and why did their encounter lead to a very surprising exchange between the two?
Actor Dick Gautier is now a resident of the Next World. An old friend was on hand to greet him and make an offer to him. Who was it and what did he have in mind for the veteran actor?
On last week's Report we speculated about whether new arrivals Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Carrie Fisher might be working together in the Next World. We now know that they will be. What is the project they've agreed to co-star in and who is the Mystery Mastermind behind it? You'll find out.
When Zsa Zsa Gabor arrived in the Afterlife, her sister Eva invited her to move in next door to her house in Trump City, the controversial community owned and run by Fred Trump, Donald's father. Zsa Zsa took her sister up on the offer. Why are some whispering about that decision? We'll tell you.
Alan Thicke who transitioned to the Next World recently made a big announcement about a new project the other day. What is it and who is the surprising person who will make an appearance in it? You may be shocked when you hear.
We now know some details about the new show Florence Henderson and her former Brady Bunch co-star Robert Reed will be working on. There's a twist to it that you may find intriguing.
For our first Report of 2017 we tell you what some of the recent arrivals to the Next World celebrity scene are up to.
Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds were reunited recently. What did Carrie do that startled Debbie and caused her to shriek? You'll find out.
Alan Thicke also recently arrived in the Afterlife. We hear that he's planning on reviving an old project of his. You may be surprised when you hear what it is.
Famous-for-being-famous actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was reunited with her sister Eva recently in the Next World. Soon after their happy crying was over, Eva extended an invitation to Zsa Zsa that has many in the Afterlife shaking their heads. What was her startling offer and how did Zsa Zsa respond to it?
Florence Henderson was greeted upon her first appearance in the Next World by her former Brady Bunch co-star Robert Reed. Word is that Reed has a project in mind for the former sitcom couple to work on together that may shock their old fans. What is it? You'll find out.
Like his son here on the Earthly Plane, Fred Trump is making waves in the Next World. He swears that his all-white town is not discriminatory while also decorating it with large posters of his president-elect son. We'll catch you up on the latest controversies surrounding the mayor of Trump City.
Jackie Kennedy is still continuing her 24/7 impersonation of Marilyn Monroe. Meanwhile, back on Earth, a movie about her life, starring Natalie Portman, has been in production. What does the former First Lady think about the casting? You may be shocked when you hear.
Speaking of Marilyn Monroe, the actress has an unusual would-be suitor stalking her. Who is he and what does MM's current boyfriend, John F. Kennedy think about the situation? We'll tell you the latest.
Last week, former Barney Miller star Ron Glass arrived in the Afterlife and was greeted by a long-time impersonator of Glass' Miller co-star Abe Vigoda. The faux-gods approached Glass again the other day with an unusual proposal. What was it and how did Glass handle the awkward situation? You'll find out.
Fidel Castro was the biggest name to transition to the Next World in the past few days. A large crowd was in hand to greet El Presidente, some happy to see him, some less so. One very unexpected person was in the crowd. Who was he? How did he and Castro get along and why did Fidel keep staring at his companion?
Also making their debuts in the Afterlife were actors Florence Henderson and Ron Glass. The two veteran sit-com stars were warmly greeted to their new existences. One well-wisher who approached Glass, however, had something amiss about him. Who was he and why did he leave Ron Glass very confused?
Fred Trump, father of president-elect Donald Trump, has been crowing non-stop about his son's recent electoral victory. Has being the father of the incoming Leader of the Free World gone to Fred's head? We'll tell you why some residents of Trump City, the whites-only community he runs, think so.
Jim Morrison, former singer for The Doors-turned hardcore rapper, is trying to goad two legends into a public battle. Who are they and who is urging Morrison to go to war against them? We'll tell you.
Fred Trump, father of American President-Elect Donald Trump, is bragging about his son to anyone who will listen. A consummate salesman like his offspring, Fred found time to work a pitch for Trump City, his gated community, into his schedule. What did Fred Trump say during his presentation that has angered people? You'll be shocked when you hear.
Marilyn Monroe is reportedly at her wits' end over Jackie Kennedy impersonating her 24/7. Meanwhile, rumor has it that Jackie's bizarre behavior may be affecting her relationship with Ronald Reagan. What's the latest with the two legendary ladies? We'll tell you.
Speaking of legends, former Doors singer and his group The Real Legends were trashed last week by Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur. Word is that Morrison has been advised on a course of action to take in response to the diss. What is it and why do some feel that it's very risky?
A few weeks back former Communist Party chairman Mao Tse Tung fell off the stage in a karaoke barm head first first. Recently a group of old friends of his visited Mao and word is that things for very testy, who were the visitors and what did they tell Dear Leader? You'll find out.
Norman Brokaw, Marilyn Monroe's former agent, arrived in the Next World the other day. The blonde bombshell was there to greet her old friend. I'm told that she had a lot to tell him and that she asked for his help with an urgent matter. What's on the Some Like It Hot star's mind and what does she want from Mr. Brokaw? We'll tell you what we know.
Legendary rappers Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls caught Jim Morrison and his recently-turned-hip hop band in performance the other night. What did 'Pac and Biggie think of Jim's new sound? The answer may surprise you.
Former 60 Minutes reporter Ed Bradley interviewed Apple co-founder Steve Jobs recently. Steve had a lot to say about the current direction of Apple and he didn't hold back.
Donald Trump's father Fred seems to be cracking under the pressure if his son's run for the White House. Wait til you hear what he's been doing to support his son that's got a lot of Afterlife residents shaking their fists at him.
Fred Trump, Donald's father, has done a one-eighty in recent weeks and is now strenuously supporting his son's run for the White House. One of my sources ran into him the other day. The elder Trump had a message for this show's listeners. We'll tell you what it is and give you our response to it.
Comedian Kevin Meaney just arrived in the Next World. A famous person was there to greet him and offer him a job. We'll fill you in on the details and tell you whether Kevin accepted the gig.
Former baseball player-turned radio shock jock Babe Ruth has alienated many guests during his time on the Afterlife airwaves. A few days ago, Jim Morrison who is now a rapper appeared on the show. Things did not go well. You won't believe what happened when the two clashed.
Former director of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, has had a sex change and has been married to her former right hand man at the Bureau, Clyde Towson, for some time now. There's a big change in their relationship now and we have all the details for you.
Donald Trump is, as you know, very controversial this presidential election cycle. His father Fred seems to be equally controversial at the moment in the Next World. What has Fred said that caused a fellow diner in a restaurant to start screaming at him the other night? You'll be surprised by the answer.
Singer Jim Morrison has given up rock for rap. His band The Real Legends seemed finally headed for stardom. What song did Morrison and company give a surprising twist to at their show the other night. We'll tell you.
Abe Lincoln defeated Muhammad Ali in his first MMA fight a few weeks ago. Why are his friends whispering that his next outing against Randy "Macho Man" Savage may not go so well for Honest Abe?
Orville and Wilbur Wright, the inventors of the airplane, are starting a new venture after getting laughed out of the adult film business. A famous movie star is joining them in the project. We'll tell you what the odd project is and who the Big Name in it with them is.
Fred Trump was quoted months ago as not being in favor of his son's run for the presidency. A source caught up with Trump Sr. a few days ago. Is Fred still off the Trump Train? His answer may surprise you.
Former Doors lead singer Jim Morrison has been in a tailspin career-wise for months now. Recently he signed the man responsible for the success of rap group N.W.A. to handle his business. Has Jerry Heller turned things around for the leather-clad bad boy? We'll tell you what people are saying.
Back in August singer Amy Winehouse married Robin Williams in a quiet ceremony at the beach. How is the couple? We caught up with them and asked the question. You'll want to hear what they have to say about the current state of their relationship.
Abe Lincoln beat Muhammad Ali in their recent MMA bout but his marriage to Whitney Houston may be on the ropes. What has Whitney done that may signal the end of the relationship? And what is Honest Abe's Response? We'll tell you.
Richard D. Trentlage was never a household name when he was on the Earthly Plane so why is he on the Report? Well, Mr. Trentlage wrote a song that you almost certainly know and have sung yourself. That feat has landed him a job in the Next World. We'll tell you what the song is and what job Mr. Trentlage is about to start.
C. Martin Crocker was the voice for several characters on the Cartoon Network's Adult swim shows. Like Richard Trentlage, his skills have gotten him a job--and for the same employer. What will he be voicing in the Afterlife? We'll tell you.
Many have been whispering that his revival of The Real Legends band was the latest in a string of career set-backs for singer Jim Morrison. Just when it looked as if he was ready to throw in the towel, an unlikely savior appeared. Who is this Mystery Man and what project did he propel to superstardom on the Earthly Plane? You'll find out.
Jackie Kennedy has been impersonating her nemesis Marilyn Monroe for months now and Monroe has been fuming about it. Is Jackie ready to drop the act? We'll tell you the latest in this ongoing feud.
Jim Morrison, former singer for The Doors, had a rough time of it at the first performance of his band The Real Legends recently. Many thought that Morrison might pull the plug on the project. To everyone's surprise, the band played another show the other night. The audience's reaction may shock you.
Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy is continuing her bizarre impersonation of Marilyn Monroe. It won't surprise you to hear that Monroe has reacted public to it. What the screen queen had to say, however, MAY surprise you.
Gene Wilder was reluctant to return Gilda Radner's affectionate greeting when he arrived in the Next World. Since then, however, things have changed for the two, radically so. They dropped a bombshell announcement on one of my contacts the other day and we'll share the surprise with you.
Golf legend Arnold Palmer just arrived in the Afterlife. It seems The King has plans for his new existence and we'll tell you what they are.
To the surprise of everyone in the Next World, former Doors singer recently re-formed his ill-fated band The Real Legends. The band made a surprise appearance in an Afterlife nightclub recently. How did the show go? You may be shocked when you hear.
After months of training and against his wife Whitney Houston's strident objections, Abraham Lincoln just had his first MMA fight, against boxing legend Muhammad Ali. You won't believe it when we tell you how the fight ended.
Beloved actor Gene Wilder arrived in the Afterlife recently. He was greeted by his former wife Gilda Radner. Many were shocked when Wilder didn't return her hug and kiss. Have things cooled down between the two? We'll tell you the latest.
Three-time Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Edward Albee just arrived in the Next World. He was greeted by actress Marilyn Monroe--or was he? We'll tell you the whole incredible story in detail.
Much-loved actor Gene Wilder recently arrived in the Next World. Someone special was waiting for him when he got there. Even if you think you know who that is, you'll be surprised when you hear how he responded.
Right after Wilder made his entrance to the Afterlife, anti-feminist Phyllis Schafly arrived there. She seems to have a beef with Gene and you'll never guess what she blames him for.
Jim Morrison op is back on the Celebrity Afterlife Report radar. The former Doors singer has had a lot of career setbacks in recent months. Now, however, he has a plan to get back in the public eye. We'll tell you why many in the Next World are shaking their heads in disbelief over what he plans to do.
Actor Hugh O’Brian just arrived in the Next World. Is the former beefcake leading man planning on going back into show biz? We'll tell you.
Abraham Lincoln is preparing to step into the octagon against Muhammad Ali, against the wishes of his wife Whitney Houston. What did the two combatants have to say at the pre-fight weigh-in recently? You may be surprised when you hear.
Although Marilyn Monroe has agreed to stop copying the look and style of Jackie Kennedy, Jackie apparently intends to keep imitating the buxom blonde. That has lead to some interesting offers for the former First Lady. You won't believe what they are.
Speaking of interesting offers, roommates and BFFs Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. are about to start a new project together. It involves them following in the footsteps of some famous people. Just wait until you hear what the two are up to now.
The crazy project to create an all-dog cable TV channel is moving ahead. The first program for the new network has been announced. You'd never guess in a million years what it's going to be.
Abe Lincoln is calling his wife's bluff. Whitney Houston has threatened to divorce Honest Abe if he becomes an MMA fighter. So far, the former president refuses to give up his dream. We also now know who is scheduled to be his first opponent...and it's a name you'll definitely recognize.
The feud between Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy has gone before the judge on a TV courtroom show. Tammy Faye Bakker has ruled on whether the two can continue to imitate each other. You'll be shocked when you hear the outcome of the case.
The new sit-com starring Herve Villechaize and Nell Carter has hit the Next World airwaves. Is it a miserable failure as I predicted or a hit? The answer may not be what you expect.
Former professional wrestler Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna, has taken the stage in the female lead of The Taming Of The Shrew. The reviews are in. Did the man-sized Laurer embarrass herself in the feminine role (as many expected)? You'll find out.
Christopher Reeve and unrelated actor George Reeves both played Superman on the Earthly Plane. Now comes word that the two of them will be working together on an upcoming film. Which of them sill be portraying the Man of Steel? The answer will shock you.
"Tammy's Court," the TV show starring former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker, is back in production after a hiatus prompted by an on-camera fight between Bakker and Jan Crouch who played the show's bailiff. Someone new has taken over the bailiff role and you'll never guess who it is.
In more "Tammy's Court" news, two very famous women who have been having a very public feud are set to appear in the show to work out their differences. You'll never guess who they are but we'll tell you.
Abe Lincoln has been in training for a career as a martial artist and his wife Whitney Houston isn't pleased with his plans. She recently threatened Honest Abe with something drastic if he doesn't change his mind. What was the threat and how did the former president respond? You'll find out.
Garry Marshall just arrived in the Next World. He was the man behind Mork And Mindy, Happy Days and other TV shows and movies that made millions laugh. Shortly after he got there, he was offered a very unusual job. What was it, who offered it to him, and did he accept? We'll tell you.
Word from the set is that someone has been fired from Tammy's Court, the TV show starring former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker. Who was canned and where does the departure leave the popular show? You'll find out.
Abe Lincoln is in training to become a mixed martial artist. Sources are saying that his wife Whitney Houston is not happy with his new passion. What are people close to Whitney saying she might do if Honest Abe doesn't change his mind about getting into the octagon? You'll be shocked when you hear.
Was there a secret meeting between Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe the other night? If so, what did the two divisive divas discuss? We'll tell you the latest.
Abe Lincoln and his Next World wife singer/actress Whitney Houston are back in the news. This time it's because of a strange new career Honest Abe is in training for. You won't believe when we tell you what it is or how Whitney is reacting to it.
The Cat Fight Of The Century has finally happened! Former televangelists Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch went at it on the set of their TV show the other day. Details have leaked out and we have all the juicy parts for you.
Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy who creepily resemble each other these days, finally were in the same place at the same time the other night. What are people saying about their bizarre role reversal?
Rudd Weatherwax, the man responsible for the Lassie TV show and movies, has a new project in the works. You'll be amazed when you hear what he plans to do with his doggie stars.
Noel Neill, one of two actresses who played Lois Lane on the original Superman TV show, arrived in the Next World recently. Not one but two special people were on hand to greet her. We'll tell you who they were and what at least two of them may be doing soon.
Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have taken their bizarre role reversal to new heights. Up to this point, the two have managed to avoid each other but that may be changing soon. We'll tell you why there may be a cat fight in their future.
Orville and Wilbur Wright's first porno movie has now been released to the public. Do the boys measure up as adult film stars? We'll tell you what public opinion of their "acting" is.
Former televangelists Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch have been on a collision course on the set of "Tammy's Court" for weeks now. What did one of them do on a recent episode that made steam shoot out of the other's ears? You'll be amazed when you hear.
We told you about the star-studded concert David Bowie produced and performed in at iVironment the other week. We now know that another HUGE star was booked for the show but quit in a huff. Who was this Big Name and who did he refuse to appear with? We'll tell you.
Orville and Wilbur Wright recently shot their first gay porn movie. We now have word from the set on how the shoot went. You won't believe what happened to one of their co-stars.
The feud between Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe is reaching new heights. What have the two women done now to get under each other's skin? You won't believe when we tell you.
The blow-up between "Tammy's Court" co-stars Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch seems to be approaching. What is causing the two former televangelists to be heading for a head-on collision? You'll find out.
As we reported previously, Orville and Wilbur Wright, the co-inventors of the airplane, have decided to try their hand at gay porn. We now have details about their first movie. We'll tell what the title is and who their co-stars are.
John F. Kennedy is dating Marilyn Monroe and Ronald Reagan is dating Kennedy's Earthly Plane wife, Jackie. We've told you that Jackie has had her breasts enlarged in an apparent attempt to make her former hubby jealous. You won't believe when we tell you what Marilyn has done in response.
Little person actor Herve Villechaize is co-starring in a new sit-com with plus-sized actress Nell Carter. A new member has been added to the cast and it's a name you probably heard in a long time.
Tensions mount between former televangelists Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch on the set of the new TV show "Tammy's Court." Reports say that the friction may be spurred on by an unlikely sourced. We've give you the las test scoop on the Clash Of The Divas.
Morley Safer, a long-time staple of 60 Minutes, just transitioned to the Next World. A big name former colleague of his was on hand to greet him and offer him a job. We'll tell you who it was and whether or not Safer accepted the offer.
Tammy Faye Bakker's new TV court show is finally airing. Fellow former televangelist Jan Crouch plays Tammy's bailiff on the show. How are the two divas getting along so far and why is the studio audience laughing at Jan. You won't believe it when you hear.
Veteran actor Ernest Borgnine has a new line of work in the Afterlife. Wait til you hear what he's doing and why the Academy Award winner says he doesn't care if he ever appears on screen again.
The co-inventors of the airplane, brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright were working as models when we last heard from them. The Next World rumor mill is buzzing that theater are about to abandon that for a surprising new line of work. You'll never guess what it is.
One of biggest celebs of all time just arrived in the Next World. Muhammad Ali was greeted by an enormous crowd of fans. He was also barraged with a number of job offers. We have the details about what may be the strangest one so far.
Praise is still being showered on David Bowie for the show he put on a few weeks ago in iVironment. We now have a few details about the show that we weren't aware of before to share with you.
Former American First Lady Jackie Kennedy's new enhanced figure continues to turn heads wherever she goes in the Afterlife. Recently she suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" in public that was caught in photos and on video by the paparazzi. We'll tell you why some are saying that it may not have been quite the accident it appeared to be.
Former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker is about to star in her new TV show, Tammy's Court. Her producers have announced who her on-screen sidekick will be...and you may be shocked to learn who it is. Will there be fireworks between them?
Former American president Ronald Reagan has been showing off his new girlfriend Jackie Kennedy--and her new airbags--all around the Next World of late. A piece apparel she wore on a recent outing got as much attention as her décolletage--but for a very different reason. What did she have in that some are saying was in very bad taste. You won't believe when we tell you.
Herve Villechaize has a new career opportunity--and it isn't the one you might be expecting. Wait til you hear who the diminutive actor will be playing alongside.
Finally, we have details about the concert David Bowie put on in iVironment about ten days ago. As expected Prince co-starred with him but just wait til you hear who some of the other guests at the show were.
Last week David Bowie invited new-arrival-to-the-Afterlife Prince to appear at his upcoming return show in iVironment. Prince accepted and now we have information about some BIG surprises scheduled for the concert.
Former president Ronald Reagan was recently kicked to the curb by sex symbol Marilyn Monroe. Many said that he had it coming because of the way the Gipper has treated his wife Nancy since she arrived in the Next World. Ron seems to have rebounded into a relationship with another famous beauty. Wait til you hear who she is and why people are saying she looks very different from her days on Earth.
Speaking of looking different, in preparation for the debut of her new TV show "Tammy's Court," former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker has undergone a radical transformation. We'll tell you what people are saying about her shocking new look.
Herve Villechaize, Tattoo from TV's Fantasy Island, has taken over for former astronaut Jim Mitchell in NASA On Ice. Because of his success in the role, doors are opening for Herve. Find out what high-profile part he's being considered for now.
The first of three big arrivals in the Next World this past week was Prince. He got a huge greeting to his new existence. Who was the surprise guest in the crowd and what was the shock he had in store for the Purple One that made him cry? You'll be shocked when you hear.
The second high-profile celeb to arrive in the Afterlife was Joanie Laurer, better known as the wrestler Chyna. She too had a surprise waiting for her and it's one that will make her a first in Next World history.
Then actress Doris Roberts made her entrance. Like Prince and Chyna, the veteran sit-com star didn't have to wait long to be offered a new job. You'll be surprised when you hear who offered it to her and why she didn't recognize the famous star on sight.
Which star of an Afterlife reality show is hated by its audience? Viewers say the feel this very famous person episode a phony who is lying about being in love with their co-star. You may be shocked when you hear who it is.
He'll may hath no fury like a woman scorned but according to sources Nancy Reagan is no slouch in the Fury Department. Her husband Ronnie has bounced back from being rejected by Marilyn Monroe. You won't believe when you hear who the Gipper is knocking boots with now.
According to a recent public opinion poll, a majority of the Next World public believes that artist Jackson Pollock is guilty of deliberately electrocuting David Bowie during a recent concert. What, if anything, does the mercurial artist have to say in his own defense? We'll tell you.
Tammy Faye Bakker has reportedly succeeded in extorting her former fiancé Merv Griffin into giving her something in exchange for her silence about Merv's recent misdeeds. What did Tammy get for keeping her lips zipped. You'll find out.
John Belushi's adopted Korean son Kim may have washed out as a movie star but that doesn't mean that the former Blues Brother has given up on making the boy a performer. What is John's new plan to make his son famous?
Country singer Merle Haggard had a reputation on the Earthly Plane as a guy who spoke his mind. He recently arrived in the Next World and wasted no time in insulting a fan. What did Haggard say that offended the man so much? We'll tell you.
The other day televangelist-turned TV talk show host Tammy Faye Bakker had her anxiously awaited "special episode." Was it the spilling of the beans about what her former fiancé Merv Griffin has been up to? You'll find out.
Speaking of scorned women, word is that Nancy Reagan is so mad about her husband's now ended affair with Marilyn Monroe that's she's ready to tell all--and word is that it will be ALL--about the skeletons in Ronnie's closet. People are even betting on what she might reveal.
The evidence that artist Jackson Pollock was behind David Bowie's recent on-stage electrocution is mounting. What are people saying that implicates the drip painter?
There's been a surprising development in the story about Ronald Reagan's affair with Marilyn Monroe. We'll tell you why his snubbed wife Nancy may have the last laugh yet.
It seems that David Bowie's painful electrical shock during his concert in iVironment last week may not have been an accident. Who was spotted backstage who may have had a hand in the sabotage?
Frank Sinatra Jr.'s arrival in the Next World was upstaged by the presence of his more famous dad. Who came to the two Franks' show a day later that made Junior forget the slight? You won't believe when we tell you.
Tammy Faye Bakker has announced that an upcoming episode of her new daytime TV talk show will be very intimate. You'll find out why some say her announcement has her former fiancé Merv Griffin shaking in his shoes.