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We happened to run across the perfect name for Microsoft's new console in the making of this podcast.
Trev has finally gotten his PS5, and he lets us know what's up with Sony's new console.
It's a Geek Squad reunion, as Frank and Trevor are joined by their old friend Josh to talk about Bionicle and other less relevant stuff.
We're back after an unintentional hiatus, as Frank and Trevor go over their top 5 (played) games of 2019.
Larry, Min, and Frank go back to the book that started it all, Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It's like Proud Boy Jurassic Park!
Trevor-kun joins Frank-sama and Ian-sempai as we take a look at the PS2's most kawaii desu video game.
It's time to put on a balaclava and stumble over to the PS2 for another episode of Mission: Objective. This time we're looking at Shinobi. Is it a perennial classic, or just asstastic?
For you, the day Bison graced your MAGFest was the most important day of your life. For him, it was Friday.
Frank, Ian, and Trevor figure out what the first game they're going to look at is in the first episode of Mission: Objective!
Ian, Frank, and Jew sit down to discuss their mostly mixed feelings on Baby Driver after watching it on opening night.
In this episode of The Boomcast Ian, Frank, and Jew sit down to talk about the important things such as monetization in video games, how video game reviews might be more about marketing than than a service to consumers, what constitutes "fair use," and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Trevor and Taylor from JoystickMayhem join Ian and Frank to talk about what impressed them at E3 2017. Beards and babies are out, pirates are in! Be sure to check out Joystick Mayhem for all their excellent E3 coverage.
Trevor and Taylor from Joystick Mayhem join the Boomcast crew as we talk about what we hope to see (Riiiidge Rrraaacer?) and the hottest new gaming trends (beards and babies) at E3 2017. Be sure to head over to www.joystickmayhem.com to read the articles about Injustice 2, Star Wars Battlefront II, and many more referenced in this episode.
This week Frank and Ian sit down to talk about video games; what they're playing, what they want to play, and the complicated moral implications of mass surveillance.
In this episode we talk about old internet news, Frank and Pete complain about fighting games (again), and an intelligent discussion about the problems that arise when the goals of content creators don't align with content hosting services almost takes place.
LordSathein joins us again for a double-length Boomcast, as we talk video game boning and getting boned by game companies.
Trevor, long time friend of the site and creator of JoystickMayhem.com, joins us for this ep as we talk about hamburger hijacking and Japanese gaming.
We talk about weed-fueled race cars and idiocy-fueled comic book companies on this week's episode of The Boomcast!
We talk about incredibly annoying advertising practices and incredibly annoying wrestling practices in this week's Boomcast.
We get political again, as we rake JonTron over the coals and then enjoy some fine chicken ham.
We debut a new format for season 3, and talk about NASA missions to Mars, Juggalo missions to DC, and Netherrealm's mission to destroy fighting games as we know it.
Ian takes a look at why the Switch might not be an obvious day 1 purchase, even for Nintendo fans.
Frank and Ian take a look at the Nintendo Switch launch in this special episode of Mission: Objective.
An indie game poised to be better than Street Fighter V, Nintendo making bad marketing moves in multiple ways, and AMC conspiring to ruin movies. All this and more on this episode of The Boomcast.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons! "I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up.
The funny thing about our trip to Ollie’s was that we bought more than one blind bag of comics, so naturally we had to do a followup to our previous endeavor. This one’s better.
Are you ready to take the fight to Klendathu? Join the mobile infantry and save the world! Service Guarantees Citizenship.
Vine, Gearbox, and Uwe Boll all in one podcast? Talk about creative bankruptcy. All this and more in the latest episode of The Boomcast.
One rainy day we decided to pick up a couple of comic book blind bags. Let's see what treasures are in store for us!
Jew, Frank, and Norman learn the power of teamwork by liberating foreign Nations to spread Patriotism!
The journey continues as our trio invites you to watch along and relive all the glory that is Dennis Rodman's pay per view debut at WCW Uncensored 1997! In this episode, find out if we keep our main event shenanigan finish streak alive! Does Eddie Guerrero make it two years in a row with the #CocksToFaces movement?
This is the end. My only friend, the end of our elaborate plans, the end...
Join in the misery as our brave trio travels to the show that threatened the existence of our project: WCW Uncensored 1996.
Our brave trio dip their toe into the murky waters of WCW for the first time with Uncensored 1995! Hear the complete stunned silence as they take in the infamous King of the Road match. Take a shot every time they talk about something other than the show because literally nothing is happening.
Frank and Jew explore the spookiness caused by trying to ride that P.T. hype long after the ship has sailed. Will it be satisfying, or will it just be another nail in the Resident Evil coffin?
Frank and Jew are joined by Marissa as they take a look at the latest DC animated movie.
Brother Crust, Brother Wood, and Brother Jew do some live commentary over the greatest wrestling match of all time.
Join us this week and listen as we become enchanted by the squatting efforts of "Hustler" Rip Rogers. Seriously though, Rip is the fucking man. We also have a startling revelation about the Smoky Mountain roster that will leave you speechless!
The saga of "Prime Time" Brian Lee and "Dirty" Dutch Mantel continues in Episode 2 of Project Rewatch! Once we learn Crusty cannot count and label things correctly, join us for inherent racism from Bob Caudle! "Hustler" Rip Rogers gets propositioned by EdWood on Twitter -- and the response will shock you!
Police Brutality, Black Joy, Dance Dance Clark Griswald, This isn't just your ordinary heat...this is advanced heat
Buried deep inside of an abandoned hard drive and long thought to be lost forever, an ancient relic has been unearthed...
Join EdWood, The Flyin' Jew, and Crusty Ruffles as they take a deep dive into the world of Smoky Mountain Wrestling! This week, we take a look at the very first two episodes of Smoky Mountain Wrestling television.
FULL DISCLOSURE: Alcohol and chicken may have been consumed prior to the recording of this video.
Our heroes are back, as they talk about how everyone is out of ideas except for Skynet.
This is the worst game in the BattleTanx series thus far. Who could have guessed that removing tanks from your tank game would somehow make it worse?
Some genius at 3DO's offices thought that combining tanks with professional wrestling would somehow make their subpar game better. They now work as a High School janitor.
Frank worried that this game might actually be better than he said it was. He was very wrong.
Cheap German Beer, Individual Blackness, House Nigga DNA, Awkward encounters of self-loathing and adolescences and more on this special edition of Outskirt Noise radio.
X-Men is a pretty bad game but we played it because it was all we had as kids... Until it's sequel came out, which was one of the best games on the console altogether. Dude, you can play as Magneto!
Once upon a time Spiderman and oldest pal Venom teamed up to try and make friends with a bunch of toubled youths and a crazy man made out of living Twizzlers.
Musings on fucked up subway instances, men who hire escorts, and as always awesome underground music.
The Boomcast rolls into season 2, as Frank and Jew talk about the rise of the machines, and the rise of creative bankruptcy in the movie industry.
This is a podcast that was delayed in the recording stage, and then delayed again in the uploading stage. So, rather than make an outdated ep the first one of Season 2, consider this a bonus.
Hey bub, Let's play a couple of terrible games!
FUNFACT: The only way to access the final level of the NES X-Men game is to input a code gained by combining passwords given for beating the other five levels with information on the back of the game's cartridge. What a stupid idea!
Jew acts like a big baby and complains about this game, yet refuses to listen to Frank or follow basic instructions.
Frank tries to fix what's wrong with Nintendo's latest entry in the long-suffering Star Fox series.
Between dealing with the authorities of The Man, trying to please the Birdman, and combating the Lord of the Frauds, BobThug is going to have to go beyond the boundaries of the board. He has a chance to impress all five members of the press if he wants to go to Hawaii with Eric the Freeloader.
Times have been tough, but BobThug is strong. He continues his quest to be the dankest skater around and win the affections of the Birdman, but first he's gonna pick up some chicks. Being a skeleton, he's never actually been intimate with a member of the fairer sex. Women usually run in terror when they see him, but the credibility he's been gaining by being a dope skater has people warming up to him. He just hopes The Man will stay off his back long enough to score.
"To understand where we are, we need to first understand how we got here." - Shitty Writer, Talentless Hack
Social media thoughts and dumpster donuts, featuring the musings of Fake Chivalry Man™.
The Debut of "Edge Lord Cody" podcast within a podcast.
Poppin' Asprin like skittles ova 'ere . R.I.P. Doug Banks.
Enjoy yet another hit of the smooth sardonic wit of Larry Love, as he brings us three more tracks from the weird world of the internet.
After a two year hiatus of blogging, a bite sized slice of DIY media is back with a drowsy vengeance.
The first thing our heroes did "GARRYYY!!!" upon booting up Pokken Tournament "GARRYYY!!!" was the lengthy tutorial. This is all extra "GARRYYY!!!" footage that was scrapped from the original "GARRYYY!!!" video, because it's almost a half hour of tutorials. "GARRYYY!!!"
Frank, Jew, and a defiant TJ slog their way through baby's first fighting game. GARRYYYY!!!!
Eric's totally unexpected betrayal left Bobthug shaken. If his best friend wasn't even there for him, who was? No. He would not succumb to mediocrity and end up working for Dracula like his Father. After getting Hawk-Sempai to notice him and securing himself a place in the Skateboard Kumite, Bob would expose Eric as a fraud.
Tire swap shenanigans, pass refusals, and Kimi playing the new Ghost Rider! Frank and Ian go over the 2016 Australian GP in the first episode of RacerX.
Our deepest condolences go out to those who pre-ordered these games from Gamestop when they first came out.
The irony of being an amalgamation of various bones and mastering a technique called the "Boneless" wasn't lost on Bobthug Goldthu, but he respected the ancient Ameriboo techniques that have been bestowed upon him, which were believed to one day be destined to bring balance and harmony to the Thug Force.
TJ, Norman, Frank and Jew didn't get to play this MAGfest staple during their visit. Instead they all got the Con Flu. R.I.P. Norman.
Skeletons live forever, so even though Bobthug is 42, people still treat him like a kid. It seemed like whenever Bobthug wasn't putting up with the Dealers, he was being harassed by the forces of "The Man", a mysterious figure of authority who controlled everyone who lived the Police Life.
In the year 2001 a sexist plague killed all the women, so everyone got pissed and shot each other with a bunch of tanks. Griffin Spade: Edgelord valiantly attacked the remnants of the U.S. Government to rescue his Baepeg wife. Now they have a son, and he is missing. It's time once again for everyone to shoot each other with tanks.
Bobthug Goldthu didn't want to move to the Thug Town of New Jersey. "I know this is hard for you, Bobby, but Flavortown is no place for a skeleton family", his Father said, sipping his morning coffee and straightening his suit jacket. The Goldthu family weren't the only skeletons around town, but they sure were the only ones who didn't live in the dirt.
Our heroes talk about everything from audiophile bullshit to electromechanical nut-disabling devices.
Our heroes are back, as they discuss unnecessary prequels, unnecessary spinoffs, and unnecessary remakes.
Frank and Jew discuss otaku legitimacy in the pantheon of geek culture. Unsurprisingly, they aren't too kind about it.
Before leaving NY, Jew spent one final night of gaming with Eli, Jemiel, and Four Loko as a way to blow off some steam after two straight weeks of recording Resident Evil.
During the Megaman Mondays recording sessions, Spike decided to take a break and fuck up Contra
Conrad stops into the woodshed to share Jew's amazement at Spike's ability to run forward and shoot. Jew might get his legs broken, but at least there's some crackers and a Mediterranean cheese ball in the fridge.
The two hardest motherfuckers on the block crack some skulls and troll the haters with their sick burger jumps. They have to stop Titus from making Superman 64 Platinum Collection!
This video is so old that it's one of the only times you'll see the ugly prototype layout.
Uploading a bunch of old Fighting Game footage that we had lying around collecting dust. Enjoy!
Uploading a bunch of old Fighting Game footage that we had lying around collecting dust. Enjoy!
Uploading a bunch of old Fighting Game footage that we had lying around collecting dust. Enjoy!
Uploading a bunch of old Fighting Game footage that we had lying around collecting dust. Enjoy!
Uploading a bunch of old Fighting Game footage that we had lying around collecting dust. Enjoy!
Frank and Trent troll the shit out of Jew in what is obviously a half-assed attempt to put something up for Halloween.
As a followup to Shaq-Fu, Frank and Jew played this trash heap. They sat on it for over a year because Frank didn't like the audio quality, but if the Best Friends Zaibatsu can release an hour long video of SVC Chaos with terrible desynch issues, Jew feels that half an hour of people eating chips isn't that bad.
Frank and Jew battle back microphone issues, sickness, life issues, and the eternal forces of time itself in order to bring you the latest in last month's news. Life, uh, finds a way.
Attempting to describe what transpired inside that IMAX theater would be akin to describing the face of God himself...
Cactus Chris and The Flyin' Jew bumble through trying to eloquently put words to how they feel about Disturbed's first album since reuniting.
Jew and Frank attempt to talk about EVO: The largest fighting game tournament in the world and end up regretting not having their notes in front of them.
Frank and Jew decide to catch the new Terminator movie for reasons only they can fathom.
A tutorial on creating Gabriel Belmont from Castlevania: Lords of Shadow in Soul Calibur V.
Jew and Norman play a surprisingly awesome M.U.G.E.N. adaption of the best Capcom Beat-Em-Up in the entire universe.
Mega Man joins forces with the Food and Drug Administration to take down Dr. Wiley's intergalactic drug smuggling operation.
Frank and Ian butcher the English language, but at least they're saving the planet while they do it.
THREE drunk men pretend to be FIVE color co-ordinated guys who are all banging ONE chick, and kill HUNDREDS of dudes, thus ruining Wrestlemania.
Frank, Jew, and Norman take another look at everyone's favorite fencing simulator. Much booze was consumed, and many stabbings were had. Will the guys "Get Good" at playing with sharp objects?
The Boomcast is back after a year off, as Frank and Jew take a look at this year's crop of E3 announcements and realize that they actually enjoy video games again.
After failing to start up a theme park, Dr. Wily is broke. Now he wants revenge on Megaman.
Casshern the Astro Boy is out to get Revengeance on Albert Einstein for Hiroshima, and he doesn't even need his Robot Hunting Dog.
Frank, Jew, and Norman get all Samurai Jack up in this bitch and practice the sacred art of Zandatsu. Get good, motherfucker.
Frank and Ian revisit the precious memories of an often overlooked gem of a Gamecube game.
Spike and Jew go on a fantastical journey into one of the best Homebrew remakes of a Game Boy game about parasitic aliens to ever be invented.
Frank reminisces about his favorite childhood addiction and probably gets a headache a few hours later.
Jew tries to convince Frank that Shaq-Fu has complexity and depth that puts it on the level of Samurai Showdown and Garou, but Frank ain't hearing NONE of that shit.
Norman takes us into the mystical world of the Juggalo. Are you Down With the Clown?™ (We certainly hope not.)
Frank takes Jew and Norman on a journey into the heart of a Comedy Adventure game/poorly made word processor. Thank you for infiltrating.
The big man in hipsteresque indie comics is back on the scene. Bryan Lee O'Malley's "Seconds" is a follow-up to the award winning Scott Pilgrim series. But is it truly something to be hype about?
Transformers: Age of Extinction was AWFUL, but I'm not telling you anything that you probably didn't already know.
Friend of the site and awesome human being Larry Love has been at this podcasting shit for longer than anyone else here. Hell, he's been at it for longer than anyone in history. Larry invented podcasting. Larry also invented the telephone. Larry was also nice enough to dig up some of his old stuff for us to post.
We could say that this article is about a cybernetic, mustard loving ninja who fights dragons, but that would be a boldfaced lie.
Saddened over the loss of his father due to insanity caused by the War Against The Machines, Jew accompanies Norman on an ultra realistic look at World War Deuce.
If you don't remember this game, you may have amnesia. You may also not remember being the guy who shot the President...
Jew is in no mood to think of creative ways to insult the game industry, but RBX needs an update.
If you click on this, be prepared to be lectured about game design by a guy who never went to college and probably has no idea what he's talking about.
It's the end of the year, and that means that for sites like us it's list season. However, rather than count out our top ten whatevers of this year, we have decided to take a look at our favorite gaming moments of all time.
Jew gives praise to his eventual robot overlords, and here's why you should too. It's for your own good.
It's not that Jew dislikes the Gamecube. He's just tired of people acting like it's the superior sequel to an early nineties cop movie.
"Being a moron on the internet is no new thing. Hell, there were idiots on shit like Usenet and BBS before the internet existed. I'm sure the internet's Alexander Graham Bell moment was someone sending "ur a fag" in plaintext over a Teletype machine."
“Fucking telephone.” As usual Ben woke up with a headache, and only fragmented memories of what had happened the night before. It had been this way for a while now, ever since that fateful night. The night that his world …
"If you haven't heard the news yet, Capcom only has $152 million dollars in the bank as of this writing. Personally if I had that much money, I would do all of the cocaine in the world and happily die via heart explosion, much like the lifebars in Primal Rage. "
Once upon a time Midway tried to duct tape rasslin' to Mortal Kombat. It didn't work, but we love it.
A well written article from Jew's old website, which is about exactly what it's title says.
Grandparent to the WWE 2K games, WWF Smackdown may not be the best wrestling game in a lot of aspects, but that's why it's charming.
In honor of RBX's Punisher Week, Slayer had to play the 1990 Punisher game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. He wasn't very happy about it.
Slayer steps into the shoes of "That Finisher Dude" to dole out some justice. Then his Xbox melted and he had to buy the PS2 version... Which was scratched and required refinishing to play. This man took a bullet for badly planned theme weeks.
Frank Whitecastle and Jew Fury take on The Kingpin for Punisher Week. A lot of people died. It was awesome.
YO BRO YOU GOTTA EAT DORITOS AND CHUG GAMEFUEL SO YOU'LL BE BETTER AT HALO UNTIL COD4 COMES OUT IN A FEW YEARS BRO! XBOX LIVE! YEEEAAABOOOIIIII!!!
There is no explanation that would fit in this box that could do a better job than this article's own title.
Some people seem to complain a lot about this game. Jew thinks those people are morons.
The concept of an AVP RTS game sounds great on paper, but it's fairly generic in process. That makes it's high collector's value even more baffling.
Mugen is normally host to tons of garbage, which is why when a game like this is released, Jew gets very excited.
It's definitely a movie that had Wolverine in it, so in that regards it was successful.
After re-reading his previous article, Crabby thinks that he owes a compliment to one of the current Saturday Morning Cartoons kin.
The 2010 Splatterhouse reboot gets a ton of bad press, but if you consider what it is, it's actually not that bad.
"Stop trying to cling to a niche just because you think it gives you a right to be an elitist twat on the internet who complains how good things used to be. Things got better. Except for you."
I used to get hype for a lot of things. I would look forward to various games and movies, anxiously awaiting their release date. But as I grew older, I stopped doing this.
Last time things were looking super hopeful, but one must ask themselves: “If everything was looking good for E&N, why the fuck is Jew on RBX?” The answer is actually pretty simple: shit got fucked up, but in a good …
Frank and Larry take a look at zombie fiction, and bitch about how it's completely played out.
Last time we watched my hopes and dreams crumble, much like rust from the bottom of a beat ass Toyota. But the story doesn’t end there. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and …
I'm sitting at a McDonald's, and as I stare into my crispy chicken sandwich I begin to wonder just where everything went wrong.
She can't traverse a level, kill an enemy, or locate a checkpoint, BUT SHE'S GOT A FAT ASS!
Last time we learned of the creation of THI and I got all warm and fuzzy about a bunch of old friends who mostly hate me now. Now let’s watch as it all falls apart. Murphy’s Law is a cruel …
WELCOME BACK TO THIS STAGE IN HISTORY! Last time I spoke about my very beginnings in this internet business, and you learned about a bunch of shit that you don’t care about because it happened before Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 …
IT'S LIKE CRACK. IT'S LIKE LIQUID CRACK. IT'S LIKE LIQUID CRACK THAT YOU CAN INJECT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYEBALLS.
This article is an official declaration that Jew plays too much Dead Rising and needs to stop.
I haven’t slept in a good three days and I’ve had at least 12 pots of coffee in those past 72 hours. So I’m wired and itching to do something constructive. Failing to do that, I found myself reminiscing of …
Sorry for the late episode! Mike's recording stopped during our normal recording session, so we had to do another recording, this time on a tighter schedule. This week, Mike, Ian, and Michel discuss a few anime genres; some they knew, and some they didn't. While discussion is brief, it is fairly solid, and enjoyable as well. Prepare your body, because this episode has a little treat at the end.
In this episode, the Concast crew basically talks about the relationship between video games and anime. We also talk about what are basically some games that were adapted into anime, and anime that were basically adapted into games. Basically, the whole crew was in the same room, except for Ian, who was basically living out of a hotel for the time being. It's basically a pretty great episode. Basically.
Episode 5 is here! We recorded this episode all on 1 microphone, sitting on the same couch! We had a blast, but we unfortunately had a tendency to stray off topic. I guess that's what happens when you get a few buddies in the same room talking about their interests. Anyways, with Toonami coming back in just a few days, we discuss our excitement, concerns, and general thoughts on the return of the programming block that introduced so many kids to anime.
Episode 4 has arrived! Michel, Beau, and Mike pick up where they left off with episode 3, and discuss a little about how DVD sales and piracy affect how anime viewers consume their shows. A new segment called The Pitch makes its debut, which Michel expertly handles, despite the segment being conceived mere minutes prior.
Genre: Shit? Middle School Wank Fantasy? ADHD in Movie Form? What the fuck happened here!? This movie was horrible, so instead of a formal review, here's a post-movie podcast we did discussing the flaws of this shitfest. The movie that started it all. Welcome to The Rantcast.
Follow Jew on a journey through drug and pain induced madness. Watch out for Raptors, though.
007 Legends seems to be a James bond game made by people who don't know much about James Bond.
The next time a discussion comes up on your forum of choice about how Capcom dropped the ball by not including Jin Satome or Spiral in place of Trish or Taskmaster, please flame them and link them to this article.
The Punisher Meets Archie. Some consider it a right of passage for internet reviewers. It's old and well-worn territory, but like an aging prostitute, it still has more than it's share of tricks.
After watching Space Hulk destroy the six most powerful beings in the entire universe, Frank's about to get the hell out of dodge, but Hulk has a humble request first. He wants Frank to kill him.
So far these comics have managed to constantly top themselves in the “batshit crazy” category. Every time I think the magic is starting to wear off, I turn the page and see something screencap worthy. Will issue three be able to keep up the momentum?
This issue opens with a terrifying shot of The Incredible Space Hulk utterly destroying The Space Fantastic four. Also, he has four arms. This may be the most metal thing I have ever seen. Like, seriously bro.
I've often joked about launching people into space to make sequels or spin-offs to tired concepts that just won't seem to die an honorable death. Once you launch your franchise into outer space, you're basically admitting that you're completely out if ideas...
"All this book has managed to do is reinforce my lack of faith in the anime fandom, and humanity at large. Which is totally what I needed. What’s next on the docket, huh, Mr. Castle? What else do you have to throw at me? Let’s at least make it something vaguely competent this time."
Sombrero Guy explains to Enchilada and Smokey that the diamonds they found were actually rock candy, meaning that Frank’s family was murdered for something that can be purchased for a buck fifty at Walmart.
When one has an entire library of characters to choose from, it becomes fun to imagine what it would be like if these fictional people somehow found a way to meet. Would their personalities get along? Who would win in the confrontation? Would they set aside their differences to work together somehow for the greater good?
As of this writing (I can't make any promises about when this will be published), Street Fighter has just celebrated it's 25th birthday. I became increasingly choked up as I began to realize that at twenty seven years of age, I have literally grown up alongside the Street Fighter series.
Yes. This is "the article about the two headed girl with the funny Ninja Turtles picture that we stole from Deviantart."
I have done acid twice in my life, the first time is far more interesting. To protect the parties involved, I will use fake names. These are their actual names because no one knows my real name is Edward, and it doesn't fucking matter, for all you know my name could be David, and the names may or may not be fake. It's the internet. Who gives a shit?
"Then you keep riding this shuttle, you're on your 14th mission, and you're starting to notice all it's faults. This once majestic and amazing machine is starting to show it's wear."
Unemployment is boring. A man can only watch so many episodes of The Jeffersons on YouTube before he needs to find some other way to kill time until he finds another job. One way to do that is to play video games and tie them into tried and true life lessons in a vain attempt at vindicating his conscience.
I have an old X-Box "arcade bundle" with a 16 gig USB thumb drive plugged into the back of it for my saves. Why should I have to take up precious space so that you can have a sense of self satisfaction?
“But Frank”, you find yourself asking out loud because you talk to your computer like it’s an actual person, “why go back and look at SC2? Isn’t that game like 40 years old now, or something?”. A hand then immediately reaches out and slaps you across the face, because ain’t nobody talk shit on SC2.
I could write about Sophitia Alexandra from Soul Calibur, who gave birth to two of the stupidest children in the universe, or Annette Birkin from Resident Evil 2, who allowed her eight year old daughter to run around a zombie infested city, but while compiling my list I found that most of what I was writing was about Jean Grey.
If your anything like me you'll play through this game quite a few times. And if that gets boring, play with a friend, competitively or cooperatively. It's a lot of fun to try to get more kills than each other, or to just clear out the screen and beat each other up. I suggest you go try it immediately, for your own good, if you know what I mean...
It's weird how crazy EVERYONE acts in this game, actually. Take Leon Bell for example. Imagine hearing "You just lost your wife in Vegas so you must suck at killing zombies! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" If I were Chuck I'd pick up my motorcycle and bash it over the dude's skull.
Outdated jokes aside, WWE: Day of Reckoning is a damn fine game that deserves some more attention.
I really wanted to like this one, I really did. Sharknife is basically Scott Pilgrim with all of the characterization removed, so that what we're left with is a vaguely game-esque mishmash of hipstery bullshit and overwrought fight scenes.
I watched the same anime four times in a row by accident. I am now an expert in the field of Japanese Anime.
Follow these guidelines and you'll be like the guy in that Drowning Pool video in no time. I mean, who doesn't want a briefcase of money handcuffed to their arm, while loads of hot chicks in swimsuits with big titties make out all around them?
Jew said "Hey Brad! You have a PS3, right? Why don't you do a Let's Play of Punisher: No Mercy?" I told him to go fuck himself.
If you're one of those naive types who lacks even basic deprivation skills and are looking for a soup to nuts guide on inflicting dehumanizing insults, this guide isn't for you.
"I boot the game up, wait an incredibly long time with a black screen as everything loads, go into the options menu to customize my button layout for Joystick, go to save my settings, and the game crashes. I haven't even started playing yet, and things are already fucking up."
None of what you are about to read will make any sense if you aren't a Megaman nerd. It's also very long. Very, very long. It's not very organized, either. You have been warned.
We may not like Soul Calibur V, but it's responsible for this website existing. This was the article that got the fire burning.
"Saints Row: The Third is quite possibly one of the most disappointing sequels to an amazing game I've ever played."
Lost Planet is a series who's three games are WILDLY different than one another, leading to a lack of brand identity, but Trent still enjoys it because it has giant space aliens and grappling hooks. If you want to make an awesome vidcon, put grappling hooks in it.
Frank enjoys Just Cause 2 expodentially more than it's prequel. Who knew that giving the player a grappling hook AND a parachute could change so much?
This was Frank's favorite article on THI, and now it's preserved on RBX in all its glory.
I’ve often joked about launching people into space to make sequels or spinoffs to tired concepts that just won’t seem to die an honorable death. It’s a concept that is so retarded that you can’t help but be interested, even if just to satisfy some morbid curiosity about how much of a train wreck it could possibly be.
Wow... where to begin on this one? Just... wow. When I first stumbled upon this game, I really didn't know what to think of it, and to be honest... I still have no idea.