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Matt and Chris Yule
Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.
This week, Matt learns to stop worrying about looking cool, Chris unfolds a myriad of possible universes or perhaps none at all, and we’re stretchin’ it out!
https://archive.org/download/326-final/326%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Multi-User-generated round of the When Was the First Time This Thing Happened quiz, Matt runs us all through a bit of Housekeeping to see how much of this book is even left (more than you might think!), Chris exploits a peanut allergy, and someone is totally Audi!
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This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed!
https://archive.org/download/325-final/325-final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of How Much Do You Know About Your Oblivion Dude, Chris braves a wild drive-thru to see how Finish It! Finds Jollibee, flutter power is at hurricane level, and a laser pistol in the wrong hands is a bad mistake!
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This week, Chris says goodbye to a dear dear friend, Matt is asked one of the most disconcerting questions he’s ever heard, and the Earth blows up again!
https://archive.org/download/324-final/324%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Guess the Book by the Episode Title (thanks, uditzy!), the guys deliver thanks with new segment User Mailbag, and if you have a good idea for how to make HOOT an amazing horror movie you gotta run with it dude!
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This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It’s now fixed!]
https://archive.org/download/323-final-2/323%20final2.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Actual National Park or Compli and Concri National Park, CYOB returns to bring you the worst in interactive fiction-themed adult beverages, and why do these dang helicopters keep crashing?!
Flame of the King Kaiju
by Chris
- Pour spicy ginger beer into a glass with ice
- Add jalapeno brine (to taste)
- Garnish with entire energy bar (do not let energy bar touch drink)
- To make it an adult beverage, find a cheap booze that burns the throat and add to drink (to taste)
Gab’s Famous Grand Canyon Cafe Flying Saucer Coffee Buzzer
by Matt
- Pour coffee from this morning into a glass with ice. Fill halfway.
- Fill remaining glass space with BuzzBall flavor of your choice.
- That’s it. Matt had Berry Cherry Limeade and does not recommend that combo.
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This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It’s 100% chuckles and winks!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/322-final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Real Movie Title or Fake Movie Title That Matt and Chris Made Up On the Podcast (thanks, Drew!), Matt gets everyone Thinking Outside of the Box about Mother’s Day presents, and BEWARE THE MIGHTY RHINOSAURUS!
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This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain’t pretty!
https://archive.org/download/321-final/321%20final.mp3Also—in honor of next week’s 7th anniversary of this podcast—Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of What Year Was This Episode? (thank you, Common!), Chris drops the new segment/quiz/wildcard combo You Have To Solve My Riddles Three (or Four or Five or Six), and now that Chris is healthy we’ll let you know plans for the rescheduled Sad Pizza Party as soon as we can!
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This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!
https://archive.org/download/320-final/320%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Pinball courtesy of Super User Hieronymus Peppo (thank you!), the guys play Which Kaiju Are You to find their monster personality matches, and SOMEONE has big fairy garden energy!
And don’t forget to join the guys for a Livestreamin’ good time Friday, April 25 at 7pm PT on the YouTube as they do a Sad Pizza Party! Drop your q’s, requests and anything else in the discord! See you then (unless you have plans, in which case, have a lovely evening)!
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This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!
https://archive.org/download/319-final/319%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Blue Öyster Cult Who is the Band That Did That Song Godzilla in Guitar Hero, the Ad Boys do their thing for the National Park Monster Ranger Service, and Matt lets pandas take the wheel!
ALERT! Join us for a Livestreamin’ good time Friday, April 25 (in the year 2025 because I am probably not going to ever update this post) at 7pm PT on the YouTube as we do a Sad Pizza Party! Send us all the q’s you need a’s for! Or requests for impressions! Or ideas for toppings we should hide under each others’ cheeses!
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This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!
https://archive.org/download/318-final/318%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the User-generated Preposition Recall Quiz (thank you Sarah W), SOMEONE gets a very happy birthday present (it’s Chris), and the guys make a thrilling sad pizza party announcement!
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This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week’s Wild Card is delightfully cruel!
https://archive.org/download/317-bounce/317%20bounce.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the User-generated Interactive Fiction for Young Readers or Episode of The Godzilla Power Hour Quiz (thanks, Ty!), Chris presents the new segment Let’s Roll a Monster (pdf is below!), plans are in the works for some Deep Dish Dungeon Pepperoni Punishment, and from here on out all chrissions are mandatory!
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O yay o yay o yay! It’s Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let’s all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to take a “What Type of Fae are You” quiz, Chris makes Matt do a Fey Day Surprise Karaoke AGAIN, and there’s only two endings left! Will they finish the book? You probably already know the answer to that!
https://archive.org/download/316-final/316%20final.mp3The Fairy Kidnap, Week 1!
The Fairy Kidnap, Week 2!
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This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol’ fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!
https://archive.org/download/315_20250307/315.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Monster Truck (thanks, Adam!), Matt Arts the Book, and there’s an awful lot of ice cream and peanut butter talk! Crunches are good! Chris is wrong!
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This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it’s a totally “live” call-in “show”!
https://archive.org/download/314-bounce/314%20bounce.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Monster Edition, it’s totally the Pi episode (because of the episode number isn’t that fun?!), an honorment is bestowed, and the guys finally get asked who they would be in the Star Wars universe and they nearly fall apart!
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It’s the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt pulled a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There’s singing but please manage your expectations!
https://archive.org/download/313-final/313%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the First Sentence Quiz: Musical Edition (thanks, Shrimp Dignity!), Matt tests Chris’ brain reflexes with some Nerd Association, and there is definitely some musical in here but be warned – it is not impressive!
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Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for “suckers,” and it’s Lovey-Dovey day but we don’t lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you’re into it!
https://archive.org/download/312-bounce/312%20bounce.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Potentially Problematic Valentine’s Day Gift, Chris drops a gnarly Finish It! Finds It so you never have to try a Taco Bell Dirty Baja Blast, and the infusiasm is so thick you can practically taste it!
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Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there’s a pirate submarine!
https://archive.org/download/311-final/311%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by 311 because it’s episode #311, Matt has some Steamin’ Hot Takes to drop, Yogi Bear is basically Walter White, and IT IS NOT A BIT!
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Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can’t help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!
Also, the whole team does some resolution choosing, Dani and Bill challenges the guys to probably the coolest quiz to date, and a truly classic running gag is revealed (hint: it involves an archeologist 1,000 years from now)!
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Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!
https://archive.org/download/309-final/309%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of the Animated Godzilla TV Show, Matt takes us on a trip to Self Care Corner, and you’ll never guess which monsters have large human torsos! And legs!
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Krampus is back and he’s got a song in his “heart”! The guys read a new wintery book by “special request”! Everyone’s all “Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates”! It’s a “gnarly” Choosemastime!
Also, someone is a sweety widdle kitty cat, Chris foists a Surprise Holiday Caroloke on Matt, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place Krampus Said He Would Drag Turd Brother To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be So Scared, and our older friend Dan gets help with a move – NOT!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/308-final.mp3O, Krampus BeastOn Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King
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Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let’s range monsters!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/307-finalll.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms!, the guys Roll Up Dudes (tables below!), blowholes are counted, and here comes a King Kaiju!
Let’s Roll a Dude Ranger Vibe! + 1. Steely-eyes and gritted teeth; you’ve seen it all + 2. Wide-eyed wonder; everything is so new and exciting! + 3. The monsters are precious and must be protected at all costs + 4. I am the only line between these vicious monsters and my fellow humans + 5. I love to party and monsters make parties better + 6. When no one’s lookin imma eat a monster * Preferred Rangering outfit! + 1. Vest, explorer hat, pockets everywhere + 2. No shirt, no shoes, no problems + 3. Straight up that bear armor that one guy made + 4. Mmm fleece + 5. National Park dress uniform – buttoned up and all business + 6. Don’t matter how hot it is. Leather tip to toe * Tragic backstory that led you to become a Monster Ranger! + 1. Had a pet monster but it was taken away when you were a kid because it was getting huge and looked so hungry. You hope to find it again someday. + 2. Bigfoot stole your bike and shoved you down a hill + 3. Swallowed by a sea serpent and stuck slowly moving through it for three days. Resucers made the monster swallow capri suns and lunchables in the packaging so you had something to eat. Eventually a diarrhetic was administered and everyone almost died from throwing up. + 4. Best friend was a werewolf but they told everyone who your 7th grade crush was even though you were like do NOT tell anyone + 5. Parents absolutely ripped to pieces by a chupacabra + 6. You were a monster but got cured * Gear you wouldn’t be caught dead rangering without! + 1. Swiss army sword + 2. Binoculars with nightvision + 3. Ridiculously expensive and finicky camera + 4. A length of rope + 5. Lunchables + 6. Sleep mask and earplugs for dangernaps * Preferred Rangering companion! + 1. Someone you could have a little crush on, just for fun + 2. Borgfoot (cyborg bigfoot) + 3. Straight up wizard but like the kind that casts spells that make a cloud of crows or candles that sing or the trees get up and dance around. Not like fireballs or whatever. + 4. Talking segway + 5. Hundreds of spiders all over you that only you can understand + 6. Sentient sleeping bag (can not talk) * The only monster you are afraid of is!* + 1. The Greedy Creeper + 2. Warplings + 3. The Empty Statue + 4. Thorncrackle + 5. The False Man + 6. Coffinfoot
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Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that’s what’s up! Chris’ read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!
https://archive.org/download/306-finalll/306%20finalll.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Godzilla Movie, wild Predictions are made, tons of new jangles hit the scene, loose business is handled, and someone regrets eating a bar burrito!
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This is it! Will the brothers manage to find the final ending and finish this book for good? Plus, if you thought Chris had a tough time with the Pig Latin Wild Card, wait until you hear him struggle with this one!
https://archive.org/download/305-final/305%20final.mp3Also, Krampus pops in for a little Krampusnacht fun, the guys go Oops-All-Segments and skip the quiz entirely to announce the options for next book (GO VOTE NOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE! – you can also vote on Discord and Bluesky kinda, links below!), Chris gets milkshook, and Fun Facts are in the dang zeitgeist!
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Thankschoosingtime is nigh! Let us give good Gratitudes and take another trip into a horrible day! Chris discovers something he did not know before! Matt learns something new, too! Or perhaps not!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Character from Jim Henson’s Turkey Hollow (as Credited), Gratitudes are liberally distributed, and a Wild Card comes to a tragic end! Happy Thankschoosing to all!
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There are only three endings left and the bros have unlocked a thrilling new chunk of adventure! Chris meets the man behind the menace! Matt deduces how these powers work! Let’s hose us down a bad guy!
https://archive.org/download/303-final/303%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Glass Your Own Onion quiz, Chris does a Finish It! Recap of his last adventure for the ig-pay atin-lay allenged-chay, some vital Hot News is dumped, and everyone’s on quard duty!
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WOW you guys and these wild cards! Chris tackles another huge wild card challenge while somehow cracking open the last new bit of this book, Matt has a read that is short and sweet (mostly short), and GEEZ this wild card!
https://archive.org/download/302-bounce/302_bounce.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Agents of Shield, Matt brings a hot lil Data Dump, someone is challenged to win a Bonus Points Bonanza, and at no point does Chris start bleeding from anywhere!
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HAPPY CREEPTOBSCARE!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/301-haunted-halloween-party-1.mp3Thank you all for three-hundred-and-one super fun episodes! Hope you like this goofy little musical. LOVE, YULE BROTHERS!
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Welp, it was inevitable. It’s time for spooky clowns. Chris offers a clown the wrongest snack! Matt gets attached to his best friend at the belly! It’s an absolute nightmare!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/300-final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Quote from a Famous Horror Movie or Quote from the Horror Movie Chris was In (stream it now on FreeVee!, or just watch the trailer in which Chris gets thrown across the room at 1:25!), Matt makes Chris sing too loud in a spooky edition of Surprise SCARYoke, and also one clown’s face it green and another clown makes his face fall off!
And here’s a real review from IMDB about Chasing the Devil, that scary movie Chris is in:
“The characters are flat, completely forgettable and basically interchangeable. The only one who makes even a slight impact is the typical ‘chubby comic relief’ guy, whose ‘jokes’ are loud sarcastic comments about things we just saw…”
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The bros keep on dang truckin’ with Matt’s read of this excellent Chuck Tingle creation! Will Matt find an ending as rockin’ as Chris did? NOPE! But he basically dies, which is cool!
Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz (Slightly Naughty Edition), Chris reminds us that the Curse of Creeptobscare is still very much a real thing (sorry, archive.org!), and a Stegosaurus cuts the foot off a jackalope!
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It’s finally time for the fellas to enter the Tingleverse! Strap in for part one of a two-week journey as the guys fully enjoy the wordsmithing of the Greatest Author of Our Generation!
Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Give Yourself Goosebumps or Horror Movie Sequel Subtitle (thanks Big Fella!), and the segment is totally skipped because this excellent book is super fun and deserves an extra long, in-depth read! When you’re done, check out part two to hear Matt’s much more brutal adventure which is LIVE RIGHT NOW!
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Are you ready for the icky willies? Creeptobscare has returned from the graaaave! Chris finds a truly traumatic ending! Matt answers the phone! It’s pure Halloweeny gold!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Awesome Halloween Costume Idea, How Do You Boo? returns to drop more hot holiday strategies in your collective lap, Matt has a cold and tries not to be gross, and you better believe everyone’s getting spooked off!
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Ok seriously this time—this week, Matt finally feels like an actual god, Chris goes somewhere he’s been wanting to go since he started the book, and the Brothers Doctors Hollywood are in!
https://archive.org/download/296-final/296%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction Unnecessarily-Named Character or Real-Life Spy/Intelligence Officer (thanks, SherlockMeg!), Matt wants to know What’s Your M.A.S.K. Vehicle?, and WHO LET THIS KID IN THE CASINO AGAIN?!
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This week, Chris goes deeper than ever, Matt’s tease doesn’t matter at all because he didn’t know we were doing this book and he had an awesome read but now everyone has to wait until next week to hear about it, and get ready for chills because Fall is upon us!
https://archive.org/download/295-final/295%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chirs to a now totally thematically incorrect round of Anagram of a Book or Something Else: Bond Edition, Chris sends out a call to the Ad Boys, and dad is upside down!
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This week, Matt finally feels a bit of that James Bond vibe, Chris’ read is left to the Fates, and the guys find a typo!
https://archive.org/download/294-final/294%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or TTRPG (thanks, Ty!), Matt makes sure no one will ever forget about National Waffle Day, and WHO LET THIS KID IN THE CASINO?!
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This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!
https://archive.org/download/293-final/293%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated (possibly previously-used) round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Movie Featured on MST3K (thanks, BigFella!), Chris forces Matt to do some Surprise Karaoke, and art collectors continue to do absolutely zero art collecting!
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This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!
https://archive.org/download/292-final/292%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms Quiz (Spy Movie Version), Matt helps Chris make his superspy character in Let’s Roll a Dude, and someone finally gets to go on vacation!
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LET’S ROLL A DUDE:SUPERSPY EDITION! Spy Type + 1. Sweet Talkin’ Spy + 2. Hacker Spy + 3. Gadgets Spy + 4. Stunts Spy + 5. Old British Guy Spy + 6. Disguise Spy * Spy Organization + 1. Multi-National Peacekeeping Foundation + 2. Your Nosey Neighbor + 3. Some Big Corporation, seems like Fast Food + 4. Detective Club some kids started at their school + 5. Private Spy + 6. Aliens but they pretend they aren’t aliens but they obviously are * Spy Vibe + 1. World-weary + 2. Intense + 3. Laid back + 4. Smart mouth + 5. No nonsense + 6. Total mess * Spy Eyes + 1. Darting-Around Eyes + 2. Suspicious Eyes + 3. Smoldering Eyes + 4. Dead-Eyed Eyes + 5. Frequently-Winking Eyes + 6. Eyepatch Eye * Spy Scar + 1. Right across an eye like where there’s a line in your eyebrow totally sweet + 2. Bullet hole in shoulder + 3. Burn on butt cheek + 4. Laser blast across bridge of nose + 5. Briefcase knife on scalp, line where hair doesn’t grow, sweet + 6. Both cheeks, Joker-style, real conversation starter * Spy Gadget + 1. Briefcase with built-in telescope, satellite phone and stink gas spray + 2. Fake hand with single-shot gun finger, three grenade fingers, and a camera thumb + 3. Sunglasses that see through walls, see in the dark and have mirrored edges on the inside so you can totally see behind you + 4. Fancy dress shoes that get slippery, sticky and kicky + 5. Jetpack + 6. Hat that has a helicopter top in it, and also can be thrown like a frisbee and is sharp and also works as a parachute * Spy Vehicle + 1. Sports car (your choice) with turbo boosters + 2. Econovan that can dig tunnels and go underground + 3. Motorcycle that turns invisible + 4. Bicycle with a bell that hypnotized bad guys + 5. SUV with tires that can drive on lava + 6. Scooter that goes too fast * Spy Sidekick + 1. Smartass kid with a sweet backpack + 2. An actual witch + 3. Talking dog + 4. Guy who you’re pretty sure is a robot + 5. Guy who won’t stop pretending to be a butler, no matter what + 6. Ninja you never actually see * Spy Nemesis + 1. Evil twin + 2. Former partner that you very much betrayed + 3. A clone of yourself but way younger + 4. Actual James Bond + 5. A kid detective who thinks they are smarter than you and they are smarter than you + 6. A spy sent back from the future for some reason * Spy Mission* + 1. Stop the President of USA from unleashing an ancient evil + 2. Steal secret recipe + 3. Find out if Amanda is cheating on Max with Randi + 4. Recover the lost treasure map + 5. Win a million dollars at poker to impress a guy who stole a painting and get the painting and get the guy + 6. Travel through time to stop yourself from traveling through time
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This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!
https://archive.org/download/291-final/291%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Search Engine Autocomplete the Title, Chris subjects Matt to a personality test to make sure he can hack it as a spy, and there is some light human sacrifice.
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This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!
https://archive.org/download/290-final/290%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Americans, Teasel the Read Tease Weasel stops by with his rattle box, the brothers Art This Book, and everyone is in an absolute tizzy!
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It’s the most special week in America so it’s time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It’s a pod-spangled star-cast!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a traditional round of Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Chris and minibit challenge Matt to a round of Surprise Fairy Story, the movie Unbreakable is repeatedly praised, and here comes the Tremulous!
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The brothers are back! Illness can’t keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!
https://archive.org/download/288-final/288%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Interactive Fiction or Episode of Get Smart (thanks, Steven’s Corner!), the guys discuss the contents of their Attaché DREAMcase, and everyone loves spice gadgets!
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This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it’s hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!
https://archive.org/download/287-final/287%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of the Bleakest of the Bleak Quiz (thanks, Jenny!), Chris runs through some amazing predictions in new segment Put the Fan in Fantasy Finish It!, seats are put in passenger position, and a spy on a plane plays it real loose with his attaché gas!
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New book day is back! Chris is comin’ atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It’s high time for spy time let’s go!
https://archive.org/download/286-final/286%20final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Dragon Magazine Adventure (thanks, Minibit!), the guys give some awfully specific predictions, and super sweet code names are assigned! So official!
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Heck yeah it’s Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it’s the first time they’ve ever read this book so there’s totally no way they’ll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of What Star Wars Spaceship Are You?, Matt introduces the Fantastic User-Chooses Top 3 Book Picking Machine for super fair book selecting, and it’s time to vote for a new book!
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There’s only one ending left! Will the Yules be able to track it down? And if they do, will it be a glorious moment of uplifting triumph?! Or more of a total downer? You probably already know!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the all-new Final Alliteration Quiz, Chris rates other peoples’ finishes in How Was That Finish for You?, there’s some real jumpy boys about, and Matt finally makes a first sentence song!
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This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, “This guy, look out it’s liquid horn,” and the latest Wild Card melts Chris’ brain!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Bugles Flavor, Matt drops off a Data Dump, townfolk townfolk tidal splash, and Chris is certain that “say ok is totally similar to how you build the word ok!”
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This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a low-presh round of The Quiz You Can’t Lose in honor of his special day, Chris introduces the new segment When Finish It! Makes A Promise We Keep It, and someone finds one of the darkest endings yet. Just awful stuff. Enjoy!
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Grasp the godbunny’s paw and prepare for “adventure”! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a deceptively tricky round of Interactive Fiction or Fabergé Egg, Matt manages to score a CYOBeverage fail, someone learns what the bunny knows (it is not fun) and maybe we FINISH THIS BOOK!
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This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to Interactive Fiction or Episode of Vikings which maybe we already did who knows, Matt drops the hot new segment The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Heard (Norse Mythology Edition), someone takes a golden boat ride (not a euphemism) and WE FIND PROOF THAT MAGIC IS REAL!
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Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Fairy Name from the Book We’re Reading or Fairy Name from Carnival Row, Chris tricks Matt YET AGAIN into a traditional round of Fey Day Surprise Karaoke, Cousin Illsap is clearly the main character of this story, and BORAM BORAN TERLA TAY WE NEED SOME MORE SLEEP TODAY!
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The Fairy Kidnap, Week 2!
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This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there’s a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to round two of the User-generated Anagram of a Book or Something Else (thanks, No-I-in-Heme!), Matt takes us to Self-Care Corner where we meet a new a highly marketable character, everyone dies, pizza holes take on pizza wholes, and Matt blows the intro somehow. Enjoy!
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This week, Matt’s on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Anagram of a Book or Something Else (thanks, No-I-in-Heme!), Chris introduces us to What Goes ANIMAL SOUND and ANIMAL SOUND in My Backyard, and prepare yourself for a book reading competition update that will MAKE YOUR WEEK!
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This week, things get spicy as Chris’ love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn’t want to—and then being handsomely rewarded for it! And Matt finds someone sitting in Odin’s special chair!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Blank Your Own Adventure, Chris gives a red-hot lecture on Hot Sauce History, Loki gets petulant, giants hug, and MAYBE a trumpy gets tooted!
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This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Can You Name the Book Just By Hearing a Character (thanks, Coins Bingo!), Matt wants to know what stuff is best in the new segment Gimme That Thing, that ain’t no everyday trumpet, and there’s a new User-generated element to the show now that CHANGES EVERYTHING a little and is fun!
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The struggle continues! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder return, but has anyone prepared? Will anyone remember anything about this book? Let’s try anyway!
Also, Chris drops a Finish It! Finds It to evaluate the new Bluey drop, Dani challenges the guys to a round of Is This An Actual Animal or Is It An Animal Invented By Dani Inspired By Something In The Cover Art of an Interactive Fiction Book, and the bad guys need camels! They need them real bad!
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This week, Matt gets his for going around bragging about his sweet trumpet, Chris does the most damage of any ending in any book ever, and Nils gets a promotion!
Also, Chris challenges to a very familiar-sounding quiz, the guys determine which Norse god they are, Matt drops a Progress Report Action Item Circle-Back, and someone achieves maximum boy doofiosity!
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This week, Matt goes in search of a solid toot, Chris finds a proper twist ending, and you’re just going to love Finish It!’s new, business-forward philosophy!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-suggested round of Six Questions (thanks, Miriam!), the fellas review and renew some Resolutions, and someone’s Progress Report is off to a dang good start!
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Matt becomes famous! Chris tells history’s most ridiculous lie! Both bros save the day with secret messages only Carlos can understand! It’s another trip to Yeti Town for another holiday season, and you better believe Krampus has a new challenge for the dudes!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Present He Got Matt for Xmas, K.I. just does jazz improvisation now, and Krampus has a big presentation to give the board and nothing to show! It’s a CHOOSEMAS EMERGENCY!
https://archive.org/download/270_20231225/270.mp3O, Krampus BeastOn Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King
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This week, Chris enjoys some good old fashioned body horror, Matt sees snakes do a neat trick, and just when you thought the boat made of fingernails couldn’t get any worse, it does!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or App (thanks, SherlockMeg!), Matt discovers a Yule-rific connection to Norse “Xmas,” and more!
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This week, Matt gets bamboozled by the best, Chris goes on a wet and wild ride, and a warship made of fingernail trimmings goes boom! Now that is a gee-dee podcast!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Krampus-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place He Said He Would Drag Matt To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be Very Scared, Chris challenges Matt to a rootin’ tootin’ (mostly tootin’) round of Surprise Karaoke, someone talks a god into giving them a sturdy raft, and if you don’t like the idea of a monster sinking its fangs specifically into your back this ain’t the ep for you!
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This week, Chris achieves immortality! Also, Matt achieves immortality! UH OH! Did they get the same read? Or are they just INCREDIBLE AT THIS?!
Additionally, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Chris Has Acted In, Matt points the spotlight at a special user (eventually), a rockin’ valkerie is met, a pantheon falls, BUCKETS, and a boy gets a sword right through the chest!
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Let us give Gratitudes! It’s another Thankschoosing journey into a very horrible day. Matt makes the worst decision of his life! Chris finds a happy ending! Who the heck is Topher?!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to another round of GTP-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks Meorge!), Gratitudes are sprinkled all about, and a chill vibe is achieved! Happy Thankschoosing to all!
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This week, Chris becomes a babysitter and Matt blows it… literally AND figuratively! Ok seriously, it’s more exciting than it sounds. Not a lot more. But some.
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated Review Your Own Adventure (thanks, somedude and meorge!), Matt gives you the latest oldest in the new segment Today in Old News, fish are chased, boats are tipped, and the autonomy of boys is disrespected!
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It’s New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow… OR WILL THEY? It’s Vikingtimes so Matt takes an “outwardly pragmatic” approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song from the Højskolesangbogen, Chris takes us through some new book Predictions, a new Bingo challenge takes off, and the guys are “back in the studio” living that “studio artist lifestyle”!
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Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle!
Also, Dani challenges Chris, Matt and Bill to a suitably spooky round of Which of These Decisions Will Cause Your Death, Matt drops the Top 10 Pet Costumes of 2023, oranges are juggled, puns are imposed, and lots more!
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Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It’s a mind melter!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Give Yourself Goosebumps or Rob Zombie Song (thanks, Adam!), the guys tell terrifying stories of the Curse of Creeptobscare, Dr. Doof is laughing at you, and don’t forget to get out there and grab that glop by the neck!
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Creeptobscare is back! This week, it’s poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, Halloween strategies are discussed in How Do You Boo?, the guys determine who won the last book, and you better beware cuz Count Spatula is on the move! Special thanks to somedude (Alec) for the very good book rec!
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This week, Chris blows Matt’s mind by revealing that there’s only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a thrilling new take on Total Title Recall, Chris becomes a brand new animal (not a shark), and the fellas do their best to track down some lil lost floaters!
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This week, Chris finds an ending HE’S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to an encore round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Captain Planet, Matt sprinkles around some relaxing tips in a new Self Care Corner (check out TheScottishIsle on YouTube and the awesome band Choir Boy and watch the Venture Bros. movie and get some bath bombs!), and a Premium User points out that the perfect title for this book has been out there all along!
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This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol' fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it's called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!
This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can't, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!
This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!
This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!
This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!
This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they're stuck with them forever!
This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone's butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!
Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt's read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!
Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let's start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol' Georgie!
This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it's time to vote for the next book!
The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they're not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It's time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator's face! Basic camp stuff!
This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Who Said It: Chris or Matt? (thanks, Michelle!), Finish It! makes another video game, a new First Sentence song is released into the universe, and it’s almost time to pick a new book! Have ideas? Drop them in the Discord!
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This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam’s super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it’s gross!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a quiz he didn’t write himself in solidarity with the WGA strike and also because he was tired, Chris fills teeny calzones with sadbad ingredients and eats them, and the guys give a spoiler-packed Eurovision Predictions update!
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This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Indiana Jones and Which Media Property (thanks, Matthew!), the guys enjoy some User PSAs, Chris FINALLY makes a Eurovision prediction, and there’s a whole itty bitty committee bit that is ok. Not A+ work. But it’s fine. Enjoy!
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This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it’s almost Finish It’s 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats!
As if that weren’t enough, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Finish It Podcast Episode, the boys make some delightful concoctions for a fresh round of CYOBeverage, and everyone loves the idea of self-improvement through self-humiliation! Also Matt forgets to do the fun fact YOU’RE WELCOME.
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This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Recipe from an Indiana Jones Cookbook, talented User Marcus drops a very hot Read Tease on the Discord, Matt gives his Eurovision Predictions (thanks for the reminder Matthew, Mouse and Somedude!), and Indy burns his dang hand! Yowch!
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This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin’ boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a one-word round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks, @coolfreshJules!), the guys learn a little more about the mysterious Marla, Indiana Jones transcends his fear of snakes and death and everything, and the Bottleneck Hustle returns!
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The Allbunny is back to take the guys on another fever dream excursion, which is appropriate considering all the viruses that they’ve had recently! Chris gets a sentence that encapsulates every kid’s Easter dream! Matt gets some hot corn soup! The brothers celebrate Chris’ belated bday!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Chris Hasn’t Been Able to Do for a Month Because Everyone in His House is Sick, Matt dumps data in a new Data Dump only to learn some depressing news about this book, horrible sick people sounds happen (sorry), and Matt is a total Skimbleshanks!
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This week, Fey Day returns! Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings are back to whisk you away on a magical journey. Magic Wings serves his king dutifully! Twiddle Foots realizes he is not even the main character in this thing! We avoid evil tiny horses!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Fairly Oddparents, Chris tricks Matt into a traditional round of Fey Day Surprise Karaoke, Cousin Illsap is not messing around, some sweet little fairy dudes get absolutely slaughtered, and ohhhh what a dirty laddio!
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This week, Matt gets fully bamboozled by the author, Chris also gets fully bamboozled by the author, and someone’s read gets “batty” but they still have a “howlin'” good time!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to round two of Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks, @NoIinheme!), Chris recounts a wild tale of CYOAIRL, and Marla from Cincinnatti is all like “I’m too scared to scream” but they she totally screams anyway!
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This week, Matt deeply disappoints an entire room full of people, Chris “scores a quadruple,” and the guys are just a couple of dang Marions over here!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Indiana-ed-up round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks again, @coolfreshJules!), the guys find out who they would be in Indiana Jones, there’s plenty more mummy fighting and green gassing and all kinds of good stuff. It’s a real bizarre adventure tale, as they say!
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This week, Chris butts someone headfirst, Matt gets caught in a mummy fight, and a vital palindrome is discovered!
Also, Chris might be on his way to becoming a ninja turtle, Matt quizzes Chris with the user-generated Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks, @NoIinheme!), and someone’s adventure was all just a dream… OR WAS IT?!
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Technical issues be darned it’s time for a new ep in a new book! This week, Chris jumps off a roof, Matt attempts to explain himself to the authorities, and both of these things go terribly!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Find Your Fate or Not Not Not, Matt makes way too many segments, there’s whole new bingo, the brothers have a Jones-off and tons more. Whip crack snap duhn duh duh duhhhhhhn doo doo doooooo.
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This is it! This MIGHT be the very last read of this book! Will the Yule brothers manage to find the last two pages? Or will they curse everyone to another week in a magic cave? Plus, voting’s done! It’s time to find out what the next read will be!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a throwback round of Interactive Fiction or…, Chris reveals the name of the next book the guys will be reading, the bros take a shot at coming up with some brand new endings for the current book, and someone becomes a whole snack.
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This week, Chris has a life-changing read, Matt is 99% sure his read has already been read but it’s such a delight he doesn’t even care, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Chris picked a book and Matt picked a book, but whose User-picked book did they choose to be option #3? Find out now!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the new quiz Finish It! or Finnish IT, Matt drops a proper bit of Housekeeping with numbers and everything, there’s a new First Sentence song, and all three possible next books have been announced so go do a vote!
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Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder are back so it’s time for all whackers to rack right off! Everyone but Bill has had a winning read of our favorite Down-Under adventure—could this be his year?
Plus, Chris and Matt announce their picks for the next book (send your ideas for option #3 on twitter or discord or wherever you like!), Dani and Bill test the brothers’ understanding of Australian slang, and is a double coffee milkshake a coffee milkshake with two shots of espresso or a coffee milkshake that is twice as big as usual we may never know!
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This week, Matt pretends he’s a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there’s only three endings left!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Judge This Book by the Cover quiz, the guys do a little Housekeeping, and Matt decides it’s time to go back and Art the original Cave of Time Book to measure User Trauma to see if everyone’s ready for another grand (looong) adventure!
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This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back.
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Adventure Haiku (thanks, @midnitelibrary and whatever AI bot helped you!), the guys make some milky brown thick whiskies in a new edition of CYOB, Matt messes around with fancy color lights even though you guys can’t even see any of that, and the guys spend way too much time trying to figure out being stuck five minutes ahead in time!
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Happy New Year! This week, Matt encounters a whole new nightmare of time travel that had not even occurred to him, Chris changes the life of one (undeserving) person’s life, and it’s time for some podcast resolutions!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of GPT-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks, Meorge!), everyone’s favorite New Year’s Quiz makes a triumphant return, and gosh dangit we hope your 2023 is just freakin’ spectacular!
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Are you ready to venture back into the mountains in search of the Yeti? And also your friend Carlos? Here’s hoping cuz that’s what’s up! Join Chris and Matt and Krampus and Bongle the Awful Elf and all of your favorites for a winter wonderread!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Top 10 Hottest Toys of 2022, Krampus celebrates the winter solstice, Turd Brother is humiliated by another fun fact, and Chris drops a long awaited update to everyone’s favorite ever-expanding song about finishing books! It’s an Xmas miracle!
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This week, Chris’ nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration – perfect for a podcast! – and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to the new quiz CYOA O DDD (pulled straight from the discord – thanks The Familiar Stranger!), Matt challenges Chris to a Surprise Holiday Caroloke from Sia, and there’s a heck of a big ol’ MERCH DROP that just happened! Hot new designs from Chris including a “I’m with Turd Brother” Krampus-inspired design perfect for the holidays, a Godbunny design perfect for anywhere in the universe, a design for your favorite tagline and tons more. Worried we’re making beaucoup bucks off of you? We assure you we make nothing! And that’s how we like it!
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This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris’ read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Glass Your Own Onion (thanks Steven!), DROD Dirgebinder makes a triumphant return (as does Zarvus Marbleforest in a stunning cameo), one of Matt’s predictions might have come true (Golor ring any bells for anyone?) and Chris comes up with the best Xmas store name ever!
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This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest!
Thankschoosing is upon us again! It's time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely!
This week, Matt finds Mr. Packard's grimdarkest vision of the distant future, Chris discovers Mr, Packard's most baffling ending, and there's a Finish It! Discord now! (Link's in the post!)
New book day! Return with the brothers to the place where it all started. And ended. And had all the middles. The Cave of Time!
Matt is back! But don’t think that’ll stop the curse of Creeptobscare from rearing it’s mildly annoying head! The booo-thers engage in an apple juice power hour to accompany another journey to the worst Halloween party ever. It gets real sticky. Also, Matt brings his full confidence to a horror movie synonyms quiz and Chris […]
The shadow of Creetobscare grows long as Ty from Side Character Quest joins us to find out if we could be a deer! What could be spookier?! Three deer? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS! Ty gets stuck in deer Groundhog Day, rutting territory is disputed, and vegetation is munched. Also, Ty brings a homerun D&D style quiz […]
The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right. Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make […]
The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right. Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make […]
On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo? Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause […]
On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo? Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause […]
Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school. Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty […]
Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school. Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty […]
This week, Chris' adventure is violent yellow! Matt's is long brown! Why all the obfuscation? Because surprises! It's a real long one but it's a real epic adventure! With only two endings left, will they finish this book? YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT.
In this week's episode, Chris finds Luigi doing math badly, and Matt develops a whole theory of choice-making based on solving puzzles and playing it smart and this freakin' book slaps him back down hard. Who does he think he is?!
In this week's epic episode, Chris accomplishes his mission but instantly regrets it, Matt swings big and HITS and also MISSES, and it's a triple segment bonus blast!
This week, Matt gets muffled by ectoplasm, Chris discovers a whole new color, and Luigi full on loses it while blasting monsters after his precious moustache is singed!
This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare!
This week, Matt learns that Koopa cakes exist and are horrible, Chris comes across the most incomprehensible puzzle yet, and one brother gets what could be the darkest ending in the book!
This week, Chris learns some shocking Koopa lore, Matt learns the Brooklyn Plumbers' War Cry, and Luigi is a warrior with a heart of gold!
This week, Chris and Matt head to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn for their very first adventure with their new best friend Luigi! Chris gets the most confusing ending ever! Matt kills Luigi! It's fun for everyone!
This week, Chris and Matt welcome the extraordinarily talented Ty from the extraordinarily terrific Side Character Quest and surprise him with a read from a wild book from his childhood!
This week, Matt gets slapped in the face by an adult man, Chris gets his face poked by an adult man, and THIS IS THE CLOSEST the scores have ever been! Can Matt come from behind and win the book or will Chris run away with the dang thing?
This week, Chris teams up with a blurry buddy, Matt revisits a mysterious older woman, and this could be the very last week of this book! It's time to vote for the next read!
This week, Chris gets torn to shreds, Matt learns something deeply disappointing about these 37 diamonds, and there are only four endings left, you guys! What book should be finished next?
This week, Chris and Matt abandon their mission and principles for their love of Star Wars! The bad news? No podcast this week. :( The good news? You can listen to them watch the Star Wars Prequels! As if that's something anyone wants! :)
This week, Matt has his DESTINY told to him, Chris busts out his KNIFE, and... could it be that one of the brothers has found this book's Best Read? Sure, why not!
This week, Chris has a WILD adventure (which is to say a lot of things happen), Matt trusts his feelings and uses psychic powers (a bit sort of not really), and Chris' chillzone is destroyed by Matt YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW ok yes you will.
This week, Matt kills the Thrombey mansion real dead and Chris ventures into uncharted territory. But don't worry! He has an ace... up his sleeeeeve.
This week, Chris powers through something extremely unpleasant, Matt gets an ending that really should have been permanent, and Dormant is watching!
The Godbunny returns but this time Matt and Chris don't have to face it alone! Colin and James from Timeline Scavengers are here to help! Plus, the brothers finally do the sad pizza party they earned last Chooster! Let's get spicy!
This week, Chris witnesses a murder most fowl (not a bird joke), and someone yells "Are you ready to die?" at Matt! Also, it's episode 199 which is one away from 200 which is so many!
This week, Chris gets every kind of scare on a ride through a real horror show, Matt does the same thing as last week with a slightly cooler ending, and someone sees the ghost of a certain former plastics magnate no big deal.
This week, Matt gives a lady his number! Chris finds a real ghost! And the brothers learn the horrible truth about the afterlife!
New book week! It's time to hunt down the haunted! Harlowe is back and he's a spooky spirit, but will the brothers even find him? Predictions! New music! New fun facts! Things are all very new!
Bro Chat is back! Enjoy some goofs and segments and fun without the stress of deciding who wins a book! It's time for some Secret Sorceress #FantasyFinishIt, and a look back at Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey to get us in the mood for the next book!
This week, only four loose pages stand between the brothers and the start of a whole new book prison! Matt tracks down a sassy waitress! Chris ignores his strongest wizard impulse! Will it be enough?
This week, there's only one ending and seven pages left! Will the Yule brothers finish the book? Or will a handful of loose loops defy them with hidden pages? It's probably pretty obvious which will happen but isn't it kind of exciting?!
This week, Matt makes some risky moves and finds his mind floating away in an amethyst dream, Chris has a little leather bondage moment, and OH HEY WHOA we're almost done with this book better vote for the next one already!
This week, Matt finds a great place to build a whole new castle, Chris learns some cool new lore about dragons and spellcasting, and your new daily obsession is here! Link to FINORDLE is in the post! It's the puzz with the buzz!
It's strugglin' time again! Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, are back for another chaotic journey to help our renegade archeologist uncle tell whackers to rack off!
This week, Chris denies the power of the scepter, Matt finds himself pursuing a very bad romance, and D&D leprechauns steal Shaw's sword! You want to see inside a leprechaun lair? Oh, we'll take you inside a leprechaun lair!
This week, Matt gets stabbed basically exactly 500 times, Chris meets a level 12 wizard (seriously, he says he's 12th level out loud), and Matt thinks it's still New Year's time! It is not! He is a befuddled buffoon!
This week, Matt absolutely beats the book with the best possible ending, but MORE IMPORTANTLY Chris gets a little backstory about Buchfric! Also, happy dang New Year!
Krampus has returned with Q's for all your burning A's! And the brothers have Q's, too! Why are there children in that giant pumpkin? What do robot cats have to do with Yetis? Is that a unicorn?
This week, Matt sacrifices romance for self-knowledge, Chris takes up a rusty sword, and if you've always wondered about Matt's soup-buying habits YOU ARE IN LUCK!
It's new book day! This week, Chris maliciously and magically gives a girl a moustache, Matt levitates a handsome boy out of quicksand, and romance is in the air! Also monsters!
This week, Matt sells a flute to a famous guy and Chris makes his grandma smile as they attempt to finish this book once and for all on their last day in the same city. Will they blow it? Maybe!
This week, a new Gratitudes tradition begins as Matt surprises Chris with a thrilling new book! Matt takes rides from strangers! Chris' cousin weeps uncontrollably! It's a Gratitudes nightmare!
This week, the eye contact continues! Matt sees a bear maul a man on a boat! Chris stands up to that jerk, Herc! None of these things end well!
This week, the brothers are live from Chris' garage! Matt meets a handsome teenager with some pretty mighty powers, Chris finds a pretty handy magical object, and there is just way too much eye contact.
It's time for the Creeptobscare finale on the creepiest, tobscariest day of the year! The brothers return to their traditional Halloween read, prepared for anything! Well, Chris prepared. Matt didn't. But what's the worst that could happen? OH NO THE CURSE!
Creeptobscare is back, and so is your number one favorite screaming knight! Matt conquers a maze in technically one try! Chris decides to be all the evil he can be! But will either of them find a better ending than last year?
It's a Creeptobscare special event! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast return to get spooky with the delightfully bizarre story of a child, their grandmother, and the alien inside of her. BONUS: Get ready for a villain you will NEVER FORGET!
Creeptobscare returns! Chris whisks us away to a spooky cay (it's like a little island) absolutely crawling with kitty cats! Seriously, it's scarier than it sounds. Chris dodges a billion booby traps! Matt sees a cat parade! Ok, it's kind of cute.
This week, Chris joins everyone's favorite team of mythological heroes, Matt's fictional parents decide to exploit a child, and a highly-anticipated illustration delivers confusion and disappointment!
This week, Matt saves the day and is home in time for breakfast, and Chris stands up to a horrifying monster... the monster of bullying! Also, a regular monster!
This week, Chris is used as a prop in a wet and wild god fight, and Matt takes some quiz revenge with the help of a premium user and it goes just fine, thank you very much!
This week, Chris finds out exactly the kind of guy Hercules actually is, Matt sets a rather large swath of Earth on fire, and God allows a google search to happen that should never have been allowed to happen. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT GREEK MYTHS the answers are always gross.
This week, it's like a whole new book as the brothers Yule tackle a very unfamiliar story branch. Chris rides in a big cup! Matt Wakandas Crete! Plus, Almost-Halloween is in the air, and you know what that means... Chris is seeing frankensteins everywhere!
This week, the brothers Yule do some vital book-janitoring in order to tidy up a couple of adventure twigs. Will this be the last time Chris fails to rescue Persephone? Are Matt and Minotaur never to meet again? It's emotional! To a degree!
This week, Chris sits on a cloud TWICE; Matt ends up saying some final words that echo sadly back through history; and you may not currently know what the Mom-Hand Glamour, Mom's Glamhammer, Phantom Mom Hand, Mama Glamhammer and rocker Graham Hamburglar have in common, but you will soon!
This week, Chris chooses the coward's path and is rewarded appropriately, Matt fights through tragedy and finds a magical ending and illustration that just might be the best in the book, and an age-old childhood mystery is explained. APPLECORE. BALTIMORE. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? We are!
This week, Matt makes a decision that he's pretty sure will bring about his sudden demise (it does) and Chris puts everything on the line when he Quests-Out on a Live Read! Hope you like secret treasures and private sea shells!
This week, Matt has a tragical romantical beautiful boyfriend Victorian tragedy that will make you weep with joy AND sorrow, and Chris finds a "touching" ending and WINS THE BOOK HARDER THAN ANY OTHER BOOK EVER.
This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don't panic! It's ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won't get the same read?
Yay! New book day! The brothers crack open their new adventure, but will they get very far? Nope! But never fear, there's lots going on! New music! New jangles! All the same old goofs! And for all you video-gamers... Hades shows up! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It's possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS!
This week could be the very last read of this book! Chris and Matt just have to not be total doofs and you know how well that tends to work out! Plus, the guys announce the next round of books for YOU THE USERS to vote on! And you had better like 'em... because YOU picked 'em!
This week, the brothers are back together after three long weeks apart. Matt attempts to take a hit in the name of book janitoring buts ends up beating the book! Chris has NO IDEA what's going on! Also, could this be the penultimate read of this book?
This week, the madness comes to a punchy end as the brothers Yule complete their quest to record three episodes in a single night. Matt has his most epic read in the HISTORY OF THE PODCAST! Chris has a TRUE DWARVEN FEAST! Tarlane TAKES AN ACTUAL SHOWER!
This week, the brothers continue on their quest to record three episodes in a single night, an artificial intelligence reveals one of Zarvus' early adventures, and Chris and Matt both hate their reads!
This week, the brothers Yule invite you to part one of a three-week epic event as they attempt to record three episodes in a single night! Also, Chris uncovers Tarlane's secret plan!
This week, the magical rope finally gets its moment to shine, Chris digs up Drod's backstory with the help of artificial intelligence, and Matt goes to hell.
This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure!
This week, Matt scores big on a short run, Chris learns more about the mysterious dragon master Tarlane, and someone goes in a cave and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Sigh. You will.
This week, Zarkon shows off for Matt, Chris gets himself into a tight spot, and the brothers full-on make characters to add a whole new layer of fun and competition to these already rad reads! Let's RPG!
This week, Matt sees a softer side of Zarkon, Chris like FULLY crosses a line, and the guys realize something important about apostrophe placement just a little too late...
This week, it's time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the "You Did It" song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let's do it!
The God Bunny is back again, so it's time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let's VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK!
Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending - but who's winning the book, you ask? IT'S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it's down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER!
This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there's only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island?
Happy Fey Day! Join Chris "Magic Wings" and his brother Matt "Twiddle Foots" as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they're about to be blown right off!
This week, Chris' read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island!
This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it's disgusting. Enjoy!
This week, the Yules are joined by the internet's very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked!
This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we're not totally helpless but there's only so much you can do. It's a fun-time show!
This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau's amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can't remember what happened to him, and it's time for dino drinks!
This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make a whole, entire, single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY!
This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses' next journey!
Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here's hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs!
This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read!
This week, Matt's adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN!
This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users!
Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He's brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you'd least expect. Oh, and it's up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!
This week, Chris crushes all previous Read Tease jangles with his new piano playing skills, Matt might have found a whole new branch of stories, and another narrative loop is discovered. Is this book never-ending?! No! It just feels that way!
This week, Chris leaves his last page to read live because he thinks it could be "one of the greats" (it is not) and Matt discovers an infinite loop so we can keep this underwater party going FOREVER, BUDDIES!
This week, Chris gives up his human form! Matt does the unthinkable! Someone gets eaten by a fish! But was the fish big or not very big? Find out now!
This week, the brothers realize there are only two endings left in this holiday tradition! Will year three be the final year of this autumnal adventure? Or will they totally blow it? Also, let's rename everything having to do with this problematic holiday!
This week, Chris strikes out on a bold new path and finds happiness in sea plants, Matt discovers a final sentence that works even better as a first sentence than the actual first sentence, and we find out what today's number is!
This week, the brothers dive back into the briny deep! Chris blasts his way out of a trap, Matt rethinks this whole adventuring thing, and neither brother remembers what the heck is going on!
That's right! We're never going back under the sea! This week, Chris and Matt welcome special guest Hari Conner, illustrator and author of the amazing interactive fiction book, Into the Dungeon. It's awesome! It has character sheets and a guy ate Matt's finger!
Creeptobscare comes to a creepy conclusion with the return of Finish It!'s traditional Halloween read! This year, Chris holds hands with monsters and runs home, and Matt hides from monsters in a box which goes badly.
This week, Matt braves Milo the Mutant's monstrous mystery maze, and Chris gets sucked into some comic books and dies horribly at the hairy hands of Professor Y as the Y's Guys look on helplessly. THE HALLOWEEN FUN CONTINUES!
In this very special Friday edition of Finish It!, Chris runs into trouble of the PIRATE SKELETON kind, Matt runs into trouble of the TRIPPING AND DROPPING THINGS kind, and Creeptobscare continues with a new book that is chock full of trouble of the TROPICAL kind!
Creeptobscare is here! Strap in for the first of four weeks of spooptacular chills as Matt decides to make everyone listen to some kids get menaced by an evil suit of armor!
This week, Matt manages to save all of Atlantis from certain doom with the help of an old man with a good memory, and Chris has funding issues. Plus, it's time for a Halloween announcement!
Celebrate back-to-school times with the guys as they take what they thought would be a light-hearted, spoopy break from underwater adventure, only to find that this book is a straight-up Stephen King nightmare factory.
This week, it's a tight battle for who wins the read as Chris masters Atlantean pop music and Matt teams up with... an evil king?!
This week, Matt flees from a shark badly and Chris takes part in a peaceful revolution that is violently put down but hey listen anyway! It's still escapism somehow!
Are you interested in hearing TWO brothers get FOUR endings in TWO reads in ONE week? If so, you are a very niche audience (hearts hearts hearts), and this episode will please you exceedingly.
This week, both brothers die quickly and badly. But which brother dies least badly, thereby securing a winning read and taking one tiny step closer to earning themselves a get-out-of-sad-pizza-party-free card? Who cares! Underwater adventure awaits!
This week, Chris has a guy say "You see our secret" to him which is unsettling, Matt does something so terrible even the book can't believe it, and if you like lasers you'll love both of this week's reads! It's lousy with lasers!
A new adventure begins! Join the Yule brothers as they dive deep into the briny blue in search of Atlantis! With 42 endings it's essentially impossible that they'd get the same read right out of the gate, right? RIGHT?!
It's an epic ep! This week, the guys announce the next book, then do their darndest to finish the current one. After stalling for like, forever, of course. Hope you like bonus segments!
Two endings left. Two talented brothers. Could this be the very last episode of House of Danger?! How could it not be? HOW COULD IT NOT BE?!
This week, the unthinkable happens. You have a favorite Yule brother. It’s ok. You can admit it. This week, he finally lets you down. YOU WILL ENJOY IT! Also, Matt challenges Chris to an extra challenging round of Which Interactive Fiction Am I?, the guys jump into some intense Danger House shipping, chimpanzee fashion is […]
This week, both Yule brothers pursue ultimate mind powers, but only one accepts the responsibility. Who has the cooler ending? Hint: It is the one you think it is!
This week, Matt is the guest of honor at a very special dinner, Chris finds an ending that disappoints on a whole new level, and yes of course we talk about Hamilton.
This week, Matt finds a dungeon! Chris makes a sandwich! Ricardo returns with provisions in record time! Lisa is not down with cops! Plus, get a Sad Pizza Party Update!
This week, Chris and Matt dance close to the fire by making some real questionable choices. We're talking, like, this could be the first back-to-back sad pizza party punishment! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
This week the boys are back in the House of D and they are ready to totally not embarrass themselves by being rusty and forgetting how to outwit each other. That's right! They're almost definitely going to get two totally different reads! I mean, what are the chances they wouldn't? Right? RIGHT?!
Last week seemed like the wrong time for Yule brothers doofiness - and, to be honest, there's currently still way more important things going on that we should all be paying attention to - but we're back this week with a humungous and fun episode for any moment you might have where you need to step back and take a break with some goofs.
This week, Matt just absolutely nails the nastiest of nasty time travel tropes, Chris sentences a sentient chimp to a deeply sad destiny, and the brothers manage a feat of hivemindedness that absolutely beggars the imagination.
This week, Chris gets attacked by an actual spider while talking about spiders and it all gets recorded, Matt gets held-up by a Mr. Monkey before getting superpowers, and reality is broken, hard.
Special Announcement! Join the brothers this Saturday, 5/16 at 8p PST/11p EST for a livestreamin', 'za-eatin', not-so-sad pizza party! Bring your own slice down to our YouTube channel and prepare for a night of awkward fun!
This week, Matt gets got by a ghostly double whammy and Chris get just a really unsettling, disturbing ending that is just like... man. It's rough. Like, real ooky. So weird. Jump on in!
Ghosts and chimpanzees and time travel holy cow, week one of House of Danger is no joke! Jump on in with the brothers as they start a bonkers new adventure.
The brothers are down to the final two endings. Will they find them both or do we all have another week of this SUPER FUN book? Plus, the new book is revealed! What will be finished next? Find out!
There's only 3 endings left and the stakes couldn't be higher! PLUS it's time to VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK! But wait, everyone's on lockdown... how will the brothers find a hot new read? They have a plan for that!
The God Bunny returns and there is nothing you can do! Listen as it takes the brothers on a magical, sadistical journey through time for some reason! Again!
This week, Chris celebrates his birthday by walking right into Dr. Nova's trap, and Matt celebrates Chris' birthday by probably getting a read they already did! Yep, the boys are rusty!
It had to be done, and so it has been done. Celebrate the 100th episode of Finish It! with a brand new musical!
Pull out your laid-back vibes because this week the brothers are doing something a little different. It's Bro Chat! Your questions answered! Segments! Jangles! Somehow longer than a normal episode!
This week, we're just hoping everyone is staying safe out there. Take care of yourselves and anyone else you can! Also, cancel your St. Patrick's Day plans and drink alone indoors like a grown-up! Ahem. Sorry. Just a little stressed out.
This week, Matt yells "YEH!" and tackles a guy, Chris gets Lenny Merkle kidnapped, and somehow the brothers manage to reveal an entirely new character and storyline from two perspectives at once!
This week, Matt goes full book janitor, and Chris runs across a couple characters who are giving way too strong an Outsider vibe and seriously do not belong in this book and it is distressing!
This week, Chris uncovers a whole new undercover situation, Matt has a door indicated to him by the smallest of three men in domino masks, and a sad pizza party goes down - LIVE!
This week, Matt meet's the band's biggest fan, and Chris has an EPIC journey (as dictated by his 5-year-old) which just might include some actual rocking and rolling!
This week, Chris pays the price as his micromanaging causes a perfectly good plan to blow up (or away) in his face, and Matt solves the mystery - BUT UNCOVERS A WHOLE NEW MYSTERY WHOA!
This week, Chris unravels an insidious international plot to destroy rock and roll, and Matt does not. Explosions! Trench-coated creeps! Pretty blue robes! You won't believe what happens! Or understand it probably!
Get ready to rock because it's time to start a brand new book! Chris forgot to mail a copy to Matt, so that means it's time for a LIVE READ! What could go wrong? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
This week, the Yule boys just might wrap this book up! But do they have what it takes to find both ending 27 AND the super secret, not-even-mentioned-on-the-front-cover 28th ending? WHO KNOWS?!
Holy cow, there's only three endings left in the book! IT'S ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! Find out what books the brothers could be reading next, and make sure to vote on Twitter for the one you most want to inflict upon them! (One of the options is a user suggestion!)
Merry New Year's Eve and a very Happy Hogmanay! Say goodbye to 2019 as a very tired couple of Yule brothers ring in 2020. Chris takes some bad advice from a bad philosopher! Matt ruins Michelle's life! Babu Frik!
Happy Xmas Eve! Choosemas is back, and so is your old pal, the Krampus. Will the Yule boys manage to defeat Krampus' monstrous challenge? And who is Krampus' monstrous guest? WARNING: If you're not ready for young-readers-level levitation and nihilism, you just aren't ready for this episode.
This week, Matt has mighty adventure with twists and turns and lots of new and exciting moments and Chris gets lethally punked by some Philosopher Knights. Oh, snap.
WARNING! WARNING! This episode is all about these Yule boys having a real Philosopher Knight fixation! Will they end up choosing the same read? Yes! But for how long? A long time! But all the way? There's only one way to find out! (Listen!)
This week, the brothers hustle through the bottleneck to great adventure! Chris takes the coward's route to a life of music! Matt hurts his leg! To death!
For the very first time, Chris and Matt revisit a holiday tradition! It's time for another Thanksgiving nightmare, and you have no choice but to sit and listen politely. Just like at real Thanksgiving!
This week the brothers say BOTTLENECK BE DARNED as they eschew the long road to France in favor of thrilling adventures closer to home. But wait - are there even two more endings left to find in the front half of this book?!
This week, Matt is adventureteased by a whole different king, Chris gets straight Tolkien-ed up a tree, and Michelle has absolutely had it with the both of them.
This week, Matt finally reveals the devious mastertease perpetrated upon him in his read last week, and Chris has an EPIC adventure and I'm not even joking about that, it's awesome.
This week forget about castles and mad kings and Go-with-Garths! It's time to embrace the spooktacular with a surprise Haunted Halloween Party adventure! So break out your three-eyed pig head masks and get ready to party, monster style.
This week, the brothers Yule find a loop in the narrative! That's right, they BOTH find the SAME loop! Does that mean they have the same read AGAIN? Is it sad pizza party time again? How bad are these goofs at reading these books I mean come on!
This week, Chris and Matt are joined by Mike from the Back to the Futurama podcast and everything is epic! Epic reads! Epic quiz times! An epic (and disgusting) pizza party update! Even an epic podcast announcement from Mike that is not to be missed! Talk about cross-cast promotion hey now that's synergy!
This week, Chris unveils a groundbreaking new process for exploring interactive fiction. And it involves centaurs! Matt finds himself in the "hot seat," and Chris finds himself in the "also-gets-executed" seat! Plus, here's hoping you like Chris because this ep is all Chris, all the time—including his sad pizza party update!
It's only week two and Chris and Matt already have missions in mind! Matt is on the hunt for a mad king, but Chris has bigger game in his sights. Will he find... THE FORBIDDEN CASTLE?! Also, happy MitCoToberfresht!
Yea verily tis truly a new book, a new adventure, and another chance for Chris and Matt to Finish It! Thine wishes have cometh true and now it's castle stuff! Chris meets a witch and learns the riddle that leads to the Forbidden Castle! Matt meets a guy named Garth!
Emotions. Magic. Happenstance. Adrenaline. Strategy. Dumb luck. Could this be the end of Deadwood City? IS THERE AN END TO DEADWOOD CITY?
Cancel your plans. It's Friday night and you have a date with STAR WARS INTERACTIVE FAN FICTION! Join Matt and Chris for their first ever BONUS MINISODE which is straight up the same length as a regular episode and has a bunch of songs and segments. But no quiz!
This week, THE GUYS JUST MIGHT FINISH DEADWOOD CITY! There's only two endings left. Could this be the end? Anything can happen! OR CAN IT?! Plus, find out what book they'll be reading next!
This week, Chris and Matt announce the candidates for NEXT BOOK THEY READ FOR THE PODCAST! Also they are idiots!
This week, Matt bets that there's nothing new to discover in the final few pages of Deadwood City, but Chris counters with a Bon Jovi-esque miracle move that just might change his mind!
Are you ready to go BACK TO SCHOOL? Education is back in session and Finish It! is celebrating with a very special read of a book about zombies at school in which neither Matt or Chris manages to go to school or interact in any meaningful way with zombies. CLASSIC!
This week, Matt drifts through the cowboy life into a drama-free happy ending, Chris hits the dusty gulches to do some surgical book janitoring, and the guys announce the winner of that find-all-the-Imagine-Dragons-lyrics contest thing Chris made up!
This week, Matt finds himself stuck in a THRILLING RUT, and Chris challenges YOU, THE LISTENER to catch all his IMAGINE DRAGONS LYRICS DROPS for the chance to win some Finish It! Merch!
This week, Chris takes the high road to helpin' folks, and Matt takes the low road to a short ride on a stolen horse.
This week, it's a sheep versus cattle battle as Chris rolls the dice by delegating his read while Matt finds fame and fortune COWBOY STYLE!
This week, it's an Independence Day extravanganza! Matt is Topeka-bound (he's a railroad boy) and Chris has absolutely hit the wall.
This week, Chris pays the price for breaking his word to some potential forever friends, and Matt ends up in Santa Fe because why not, I guess.
This week, Chris shakes hands with the gumless, eyelidless devil, and Matt decides to take the money and ride that CHA-CHING CHOO-CHOO!
This week, Matt decides not to make a big fuss and Chris leaves his dreams of vengeance behind him OR DOES HE.
Brace yourself for SPECTACULAR ADVENTURE! The boys have some extremely special guests for this episode, and they are essential to your newest Sad Pizza Party Pay-off! DIG IN!
This week, Chris is out for vengeance bloody vengeance, Matt is a total sellout, and the guys announce the winner of their very first sweepystakes!
This week, Matt makes some forever friends and Chris takes the law into his own hands – but you’ll never guess which law! Also, the Finish It! Fan Appreciation Sweeps is still in effect for ONE MORE DAY (info in the podcast and at the bottom of this post, if you need it), Matt tries […]
This week, Matt raises the stakes in game he does not understand the rules of, and Chris calls his read and quests out to take on badman Kurt Malloy. Will he find his target? If so, can he hit it? Find out now!
This week is a very special week which is why you're getting this episode a day early WE'RE CELEBRATING ONE WHOLE YEAR OF FINISH IT!
Are you ready for an adventure that you could not possibly be ready for? Of course you're not! And neither was Matt! But then The Great Easter Bunny Adventure happened anyway! YES IT IS ANOTHER HOLIDAY DIGRESSION!
This week the guys have news SO HOT the HOT NEWS jangle is totally inappropriate! Also HOLY COW IT'S WILD WEST TIMES as Finish It! heads to the cowboy zone!
This week, the brothers Yule face the very real possibility of finishing Space Vampire once and for all! Will they find the final page? Or will they blow it terribly? Let's find out!
This week, the guys pick new books for you to vote for! Chris and Matt only have two more weeks in Space Vampire heaven... unless, of course, they blow it big time. Which is very possible!
This week is all about Sad Pizza Party storytellin' and hangin' with honorary Yule boy, HOWARD. And Chris gets pain medication injected in his rump!
This week, Chris scales the cliffs of the tigers, Matt gets court-martialed, and it's time to celebrate St. Patrick's Day (late) the introvert way (alone)!
This week, Matt calls his read! But forgets about doing it live! But it's still exciting! But will Chris steal his thunder? You've heard this show before so of course he will!
This week, the guys go back to talking instead of singing which is totally fine and fun you guys hey wait come back!
Strap yourselves in. Prepare to black out. This episode? Full. On. Musical. We're like a couple of Andrew Lloyd Websters up in here!
This week, Matt underestimates a vampire's diabolical math skills, Chris takes a joyride without Steve, and the guys hint at something big in the next episode...
This week is a total romance blowout! The brothers took your Valentine's Day messages and transformed them into song so your special whoevers will think you are the super coolest! Which you are!
This week, Matt takes zero risks and gets a heavy - but delightful - ending, Chris tricks a space vamp real good, and the podcast gets max gamified!
This week, Chris and Matt find themselves on a direct course for the Planet of the Vampires. Will they live to tell the tale? More importantly, will they be able to avoid getting the same exact read this time or are they forever mindmelded and now this podcast is all over?!
This week, Chris and Matt hope you like beer because Eli's here to talk suds, keezers, and space monsters! Also, get ready to wallow in our shame as we apologize for last week's same-reads with some deeply depressing pizza situations.
This week, Chris and Matt find out that space can be a pretty dark and terrifying place and if you're a couple of big, dumb, nappin' idiots, things will go bad for everyone you care about.
Join the brothers as they say BYE THROMBEY and dive imaginations-first into the spooky starry world of Space Vampire! Matt makes a vampire cry! Chris adventures with hardcore tough guy Jack Smythe and his FGG! An ocean of blood AN OCEAN OF BLOOD!
A promise was made. Will we say goodbye to 2018 and Harlowe Thrombey all at once? Will 2019 be the YEAR OF THE SPACE VAMPIRE? Or are we all doomed to spend eternity in the Thrombey Mansion? It's time to find out!
It's a Choosemas miracle as Chris and Matt are literally face to face as they record a very special holiday edition of the show from the tiki bar in their parents' garage. Take a break from Thrombey as the boys go on a thrilling Himalayan excursion on the orders of their SURPRISE GUEST.
This week, IT'S TIME TO VOTE FOR A NEW BOOK, Chris encounters a mean Johnny Keane, and Matt fails to reassure his brother that this book isn't somehow leaking into reality.
This week, the boys are sick again, Matt buys the guys some questionable legal cover, Chris tidies up a forgotten twig, and - with two endings left - this could be the final episode! Maybe!
This week, Matt realizes there's a whole big world of stuff to do in this book that he is entirely unfamiliar with, Chris gets caught up in the melody, and the brothers start talking about next book business since they are NEARLY DONE WITH HARLOWE!
The guys hope you love segments as much as they love segments because there's for real a whole lot of segments this week! Hey, the boys aren't haters for Harlowe, they're just literally exhausted!
Thanksgiving is a wide-awake nightmare full of lies and horror. Instead, take a break from Thrombey as we celebrate THANKSCHOOSING with a new, yearly tradition - live-reading the insane "Spooky Thanksgiving!"
For the big three-oh it's an extra huge helping of special guest delightfulness as the guys are joined by Erin and James from the Unabashedly Obsessed podcast!
The puppet master's strings pull ever tighter this week as Jenny Mudge's dark machinations become clear. (It involves stilts and a very convincing doctor costume.)
This week, it's a holiday hauntstravaganza as Matt helps you plan your Finish It! Podcast-themed Halloween party, Chris rocks the hottest spoopy sfx, and the brothers uncover the mastermind BEHIND EVERYTHING.
This week, Chris discovers a singular ending in the genre of mystery fiction, Matt pulls a fast one on a fowl man (get it?), and things get all kinds of Peter-and-the-Wolf up in here.
This week, the guys reveal even more of the mystery they already solved as Matt fails to meet an important contact in an incredibly stupid fashion, and Chris pulls a Matt.
This week, the brothers begin their second adventure, and it's a delicious who-done-it! The answer? We all done it. To ourselves.
We finished it! And you guys picked the next book! Join us as we take one last, longing look at the accursed Cave of Time!
This week, THE GAME HAS CHANGED. A spreadsheet goof means ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. You thought you knew what was coming... BUT YOU WERE WRONG*!
This week, Chris shows us how a real book janitor does it, and Matt does not. Things fall apart. #TeamChris #TeamMatt
This week, Matt has a Merrie quest, Chris meets an uncertain and dusty fate, and the boys talk about sexy horses right up to the line.
This week the guys are positively giddy! No, for real. Actual, factual JOY can be heard in their voices. It's an extra special, star-stuffed 20th episode JUST FOR YOU!
This week, Chris traps a girl in the year 2000 (plus about 4 billion years), and Matt completely blows it. Like, it will actually make you mad. Witness his shameful display IF YOU DARE!
Chris goes for it! Embarrassed by Matt's deeply disappointing Lincoln adventures, Yule the Younger decides to do his very own Live Read. But will it blow up in his face? Yes! It does!
I bet you thought Matt gave up on finding Lincoln, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! Well, he didn't! Also, Chris takes one for the team as he bears down and faces the one decision no uncle should ever ask of his nephew.
Buckle up, friendos. This week, in celebration of our big 15th ep, Matt calls his ending and does a LIVE READ in search of Abraham Lincoln! Will he succeed? Meanwhile, Chris stumbles into a cave but it's NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
This week, Chris learns that it's good for boys to wander off with strange old men, and Matt ends up in Snake Cavern YES I KNOW IT'S SNAKE CANYON AND NOT CAVERN BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT THEY WROTE CAVERN FOR SOME REASON LIKE HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS?
Happy July 17th everyone! This week, Chris adventures to the far-flung, disturbingly bicycle-path-centric year of 2022 (with an all-new traveling companion) Matt marks a moment of character growth, and we reveal our official show emoji!
This week, Chris basically travels Earth's entire timeline, Matt spends no time and also all of time with a flautist, and Uncle Howard blasts a white-hot zinger up our collective wow-hole.
This week Matt returns to Scotland but srsly not to Quest Out™, and Chris turns his back on the Great Wall™ in order to become Boy Island™.
To celebrate big ol' episode number 10, Matt and Chris welcome their very first guest! You know him from Honest Trailers, Hyper RPG's Pencils and Parsecs, Screen Junkies' Movie Fights and so much more - it's the delectable Joe Starr!
Matt goes questin' for monsters, Chris gets one heck of a trophy and the longest adventure yet, and fan theories are confirmed left and right.
Plus we play a truly unruly game of Interactive Fiction or adventure movie from the 1940s. Watch for falling fun.
This week, Matt hides from a cloud and Chris learns a tough lesson about boys and jungles and snakes.
This week, Chris learns where cave people come from, Matt discovers a soul-crushing truth about the world we live in (yay), and the guys play a rousing round of "Interactive Fiction or Episode of the 80s Cartoon Series, M.A.S.K."
This week, Matt accidentally REventures to castle-times before committing to a life of soapmaking, Chris entrusts his choicemaking to someone with less than 4 years of decision-making experience, and the guys play a thrilling round of "Interactive Fiction or William Shatner Vehicle."
This week, Chris chases down his dream of hoppin' a wooly, Matt doodles himself into a lucrative career as a cave boy, the guys play "Interactive Fiction or Episode of Young Indiana Jones Chronicles," and Matt reveals a secret.
This week, Matt parties with Birchstreet Boy Nick Tyler. Also, the book breaks Chris! Sad!
Join Matt and Chris Yule on their third adventure in The Cave of Time: Week Three. This week, Matt goes very far through time, and then back just a little bit. Meanwhile, Chris basically beats the book. Is there anything left for the brothers to discover? Find out for yourself!
Join Matt and Chris Yule on their second adventure in The Cave of Time: Week Two. This week, Chris falls in a pond, and so does Matt. Actually, a lot of the same stuff happens to both of them. Oh no! Could it be? Have they had identical adventures already? There's only one way to find out!
Join Matt and Chris Yule on their first adventure in The Cave of Time: Week One. This week, Matt gets a bowl of soup, Chris "meets" the famous Professor Frisbee, and other amazingly adventurous things occur.