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Sto Jr and Sto Sr
Listen in while Sto Sr and his son Sto Jr laugh , cry, p**s and moan about everyday life. Not for the faint of heart - Nothing is off limits. Every Dad hopes for a relationship like this with his son, and every son wants the same with his dad.
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RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman
Watched you pee in your own face and smile
Kick stand
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Watched you pee in your own face and smile
Kick stand
everybody wants a love note
Comedians in cars getting coffee.
New flashlight
pedophile vs pedarist
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Jan 26 2014
Episode 184 or 2.1
What have you been up to since April of 2012
Merry xmas 2012, 2013
Quit smoking
Strange tech gadgets
Vatican doves killed
10 Super Bowl facts
New era begins!! Check out Juniors 14 year old brother in his first podcast with Dad!!
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Cajuns
Piracy is getting scary
Do black people see my name and say WTF?
British Game Shows
Robbing a sex shop
Jason returns! Two shows in 8 days....is that some kind of record? Show us some love at puckertime.com . senior@puckertime.com, jason@puckertime.com
Jason?
RIP Patrice Oneal
What is funny?
Purple Vaginas
Lombardi Slap Revisited
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Sunburn (Vicci lost)
Emo kid with Yamulka
Cat video
Rick Roll (web)
Tornado took his burger
This is a show I did with Uncle Hutch while he was in Alabama. If you like it check out www.burghseyeview.com
Threats
New job
Free beer fridays
Weyerhaeuser kidnapping (toast)
Leave it to Beaver
Weiner gate
Glenn Beck's last show June 30th
Chinese hacked Google
Haters gonna hate
Guest co-host John regales us with tales of a plane crash and disease. Shoot us an email at senior@puckertime.com or Junior@puckertime.com
Doug voice mail
Brit voice mail
Mothers day toast - One up the bum and you wont be a Mum
VIcci Martinez The Voice
Mailbag
Sorry we were gone for so long. Between some work travel I had to do and Juniors messed up work schedule we got behind.
This is the Radio Broadcast from 1/20 with an AM news station out of Boston that picked up Grendon's story.
mobileboner.com
Where are the emails and voice mails?
Jackin' off to clouds (again)
Peep show
Stillers update
Anti Jokes
Listen to the show....you'll get it.
Tess - Jess the mess
Xmas
UNDERCOVER BOSS
Deadguy news
quit smoking fail
Gold rocks
Anti Jokes
Lottery with Grendon burn on Mom
Bo Yo
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Battle of the Superfans
Sammiches
Jane Clark Park
We need some feedb ack people. Gabe keeps sending us porn. Red rain in the white house. Jager bombs. The same love of life and respect thereof that you have known to grow and love from the Puckertime crew.
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spaghetti story
Nintendo
Starbucks Americas favorite drug dealer
New warrior training adventure.
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New facebook page
Do you believe that my being smarter or funnier has anything to do with my brain in this place?
Up on the Roofie
old dude at the bar - tig ole bitties
rick rolled the bar
g-shot
Shit my Dad says should be about me or keiths dad.
Lauren ireland
Gangsta downs syndrome kid.
Why do inspirational messages on facebook piss me off so bad
Caucosoids, Mongoloids and Negroids.
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Lingerie Football League - Burn baby burn - Whats the difference between an advil and an M&M - Magic 8 ball email
We talk about the Emmy awards, idiots in the news, 5 smoke free days, and a sold house.
A visit from our old friend Billy Bob. Chasing old frieinds. Tom foolery, debauchery, and shenanigans.
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Jenkem Vodka Eyeballing Starfish Punching each otherin the face Fence Plowing Garage Jumping Vodka tampons Anal Beer bongs Elf ears Sack tapping.....I think I want to die now, this is ridiculous
Junior returns. This is a shorty that we felt was we owed you, just to get an episode out. Look forward to our old weekly schedule starting up next week with all of the hilarity that you are used to. Thanks for hanging with us during our break. Dont forget to email us at puckertime@gmail.com, call or coment line at 206-973-3968 or to check out our merch at cafepress.com/puckertime
S.A.D.
Just an short update show keeping track of Junior and his activities in support of the oil leak in the gulf.
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Christian in the house
See ya Santonio
No Charges for Ben
Chad still the reigning
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Things your dad never told you. Dont use mouthwash after you shit
Tiger texts
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:
Just let me know when you are headed down
Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:
What time is car picking you up tomorrow
Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
Yes
Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:
Did you get lost. Door is open
Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Jesse James "bombshell" mcgee skanky
Dog the idiot
Steak and a blowjob day
The liver is evil and must be punished
rUDE CELL PHONE GUY
cHAD
150 cc Scooter
Jimi has a new album out vallies of neptune
BIG's death
Car back this week
Ezekial 23:20
Roy Ashburn, a conservative Republican sen from CA, came out
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Bullshit going on
Zork.zip is ready for download - available at infocom.com
New barber
Personal tech support guy for scooter
Sick Steaks for dinner
Woman who falsely accused man of rape, sending him to prison for 4 years, gets 1-3 years jail
This is a sort of free form show with no show notes at all. More of the old skool bullshitting that we did in the old days
Show the fans some of the love that they give back to us. Emails and Voice mails for most of the show. RIP Captain Phil
Reading minds
Wino Wisdom
"Do not, under any circumstances, allow President Kennedy to go to Dallas"
Oscar the soul collector still active
Flame the letsnotgetexploded podcast
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seven days smoke free
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Joe going thruogh the archives.
The new superfan
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French Foreign Legion
London Calling
Death Free December
Did Someone Blink?
Copypasta
Expenseasteak.com
Home James
Who is your best friend, wife or dog.
Meet the natives
Audio of a fart and a pic of a turd on vzwpix
Burghseyeview iphone app available through itunes
Ordering pizza hut on my account
xbox Media Center
Crazy amount of money for dead cops
Nice turd pic
House for sale
Weird News
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Spice Gold
Charlie bit me
Weird News
Google goggles
Kim Jong Il Bans World Cup coverage unless N Korea wins
best thing from yesterday: The Pittsburgh Steelers smash faces
sniper execution at 6PM Pacific. His plea got denied because he is one fucked up
individual. His motive was to extort 10 Million bucks to build a training camp in canada to
teach homeless kids to be terrorists
Seattle cop killer busted....DNA at a bandana that they found by the dead cops car, the gun
at his house, dna at police mobile precinct bombing
Evony. porn or what?
Comcast
War Plan Red
Checked license plat for uber l33t
Roombas being hacked, Serial interface, Cell phone controlled roomba, Wii roomba, Line
following roomba, Graffiti roomba
Roomba book (hacking roomba extreme tech at amazon)
No suppositories allowed
Contract marriage
School demographics
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Bad decision night
Blasphemy laws
Kissing cell phone
Ted vs the FCC (and The Mens Room)
A visit to the mossy cottage
The Foster dog
Nano-drones
The two-headed girl and what Oprah DIDN'T say
Chantix
Bng dead rabbits for fuel
Dropspots.org
NCOER's
Lungs are clear? bullshit....check again!!
140 over 90
Having evil thoughts? Start smokin' again
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Grendon gets his first hernia check
TV time
Sons of anarchy
Operation repo is fake
Bautisti Direct Marketing
Best Wing Man EVER
T-Town Cobras
Michael Savage and his love of Mexicans
Junior gets some
Woodstock 40th anniversary
Fat Freddy, Phineas, and Free-wheelin Franklin Freak
Road guard in thailand
Training wheels
Heat wave
splash champ
fucked up news
Zone alarm web blackout
iTunes is a virus acording to AVG
Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four and Animal Farm, were remotely deleted from customers' Kindles overnight.
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Gay Penguins on the news Memory Lane The F/C/S word
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Selling tax exemptions
Blu Cigs
Zack off to the navy
Lauren Graduation
PURDY, Wash. -- A student presenting an essay at Peninsula High School in Purdy on Tuesday morning took out a marijuana joint, lit it, and began smoking it, police said.
Pike Place market fish toss
PUGS
The Red Bull Diet
Worst Resume ever
Give a speech - smoke a joint
General bullshittery, Tomfoolery, and shenanigans.
Blacula Guppy murder Blu cigs Comcast sucks Jumping rope with a snake The camera eye? 04:05:06 07/08/09
Lauren can't drive for shit I'm allergic to Jews 1400 applicants for 1 job Sexting
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SEALS - 3 Pirates - 0 Hide and go poop Get a job with the CIA Writing on Juniors forehead
Jacquie gets in the spirit of April Fools. Juniors 21st is around the corner. I see dead people. Whos gonna get it next year?
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Obama interview on leno Muslim lady with the phone FIFA to play in South Steelers giving super Bowl trophies to detroit (yankees to Pirates) World Baseball Classic Poop Phone
Uncle Hutch and his son Hutch III join us online and Mike pays another visit to the studio
In this episode:
Was Lincoln a gay racist?
Get a quilt and a dildo at the Vermont Country Store
Count cards with your iPhone
Facebook is the devil
Brazilian Fart Porn
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Billy Bob Clip - from his radio show
Great production value - Stoughtons mike muted
Junior walgreen prank
Junior walks in on us
Keys in the car - Back in his thieving days
Life as a glove maker - how rosy his future is
Lombardi slap - best clip ever
Power of cheese - contains one of my favorite intros
Shirley and the grey pubes - Mike joins the show
Smoke weed everyday
Theft is an ok thing to do - Describing the arrest
Toast the shield of freedom
Tossin the salad
Junior Hygiene - Getting the Hemmroids inspection at MEPS
Pittsburgh Steelers Lord of the Rings Myron Cope is awesome PIrates in the Caribbean Roethenberg cannibal Transvaginal kidney removal Ashes to ashes - Fish to dust Swatting Insane Beat Box
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I got a free Seiko Stolen bit from burghseyeview.com about Dock Ellis Go Stillers German Spies MILF in the house
Sto Sr, Mike, and Jacquie in another episode of drunken debauchery. Call Sto Jr and tell him to get off his lazy ass!!!
Junior has moved out An 8 year old murderer confesses Patenting the pyramids Ass chewing as an art form Hang over synapse lapse
Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one Lauren got a nose ring Hooray for Obama Booty Wife Swap
This episode we discuss another great show ShoulIdrinkthat.com | Juniors wheels fall off | Lessons from the Bar | The Steelers | The Comedy of Jim Gaffigan | and a late night snippet that was too embarrassing to stand on its own.
Accidental booger eating
Ranked choice voting
More adults back in school
Armageddon coming - stocks lost another 700 points Monday
State has gone to 4 day workweeks to save energy
Hometown post office renamed for fallen Stryker Ft Lewis soldier
Paul Newman
Running vista computer crash
Got a Virus
Went to a wedding reception
What else happened - oh yeah - the US economy disintegrated.
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POT SMOKERS GET HIGH ON DUTCH TOBACCO BAN
Oregon cops scan the thumbprint real time of a perp
Sarah Palin Action figure (Schoolgirl, Superhero in a miniskirt)
Pre loaded USB has Ghostbusters on it
Wi-Fi detector t-shirt No image t-shirt Localhost t-shirt No place like 127.0.0.1
The BSOD T-shirt Segue to the cigarette pack diaper story
Carload of chicks with the stereo
Homeless dude on the blackberry
BEV Promo
Gave her as right seein to…
Steelers missed the game
Drank all the JD/JB/Makers in the house
Three greatest Republican heroes are Jesus Elvis and FDR “not in that order
No feeling in your hand – getting strange’
Detailed explanation of why, as a family, we really shouldn't be allowed to have motor vehicles.
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Trip to the strip club
Man found in basement covered in BBQ sauce
Reality TV update:
FISA debacle:
Black Hole
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April fools day begins our third year on the interwebs
Archie Bunker
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Fear of messing up may undermine interracial contact
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G W Bush Sewage treatment plant
Penis Cheetos
Jokes and a jail house improvised weapon. Tell your friends and CALL US!!! 206 973 9368.
Junior gets promoted - Power Thirst - General tomfoolery, douche-baggery, and Shenanigans.
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And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and his neighbors, saying unto them, Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost.
It's all in here - probably some of the raunchiest (and funniest) toilet stories we have ever told.
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Junior is (finally) back for another show - the technical difficulties as well as the schedules have been worked out. Thanks for hangin' tough with us!!
Disgruntled artist makes portriat of GW out of genitals. Election time. Larry Craig is a homo. http://www.puckertime.com 206 973 3968 (FYOU)
House Guests Fishing DUI for Matt Rolloff Bill Nye Uncle Jeff made me puke 206 777 3968 - give us a call!!
Oscar - collector of souls, CPR for a horse, Horse heads for lunch, Vick, Lohan or Richie - take your pick. 206-973-3968 www.puckertime.com
blow gun darts and a coconut head - a hole in the wall....dont forget 206 973 FYOU.....206 973 3968
Survivor Man pees on his own head - Dad, whats this dent in my forehead? - Petaluma in the house
Want to buy a cherry? only 10,000 pounds! 4th of July re-cap Danny Boy puckertime@gmail.com 206-973 FYOU (3968)
Sto and Mike having fun with good old fashioned story telling - buy a raffle ticket at www.mediocreshow.com
Easy with the teeth!! USCG in the house Boot camp stories God its good to have Jr home!!!!!
Deadliest catch
Scientology
Opie and Anthony and Political correctness
Happy meal with pipe lighter and pot
Guy sold his neighbor's dog at a yard sale
VT Game author wont pull game until he gets money.
Falwell dead
Sanjaya is still an idiot, PBR Rules, brewery tours, Electric Company, Sesame Street, and Captain Kangaroo
Sto Sr, Mike, Unkie Troy, and Tyler interview Shirley "I like to eat cock" Phelps from godhatesfags.com. What a miserable bitch!!
Leave My eyebrows alone CBS is a puss of a company The first VT Joke ever http://www.puckertime.com 206 973 FYOU
The Fence Game, A Belgian Brazilian, A Naked Parisian with a Brazilian, Adjustable Titties, What's a Jewish guy doing in an Italian Neighborhood
Piss test
MEPS....MEPS
Time to Wax
Geek Squad in the House
Is that check or carry on....
Tyler is back for GOOD!
More Billy Bob Neck
What Would Jesus Drink
Casino or Tech Support
I Got my God Armor on!!!
Crazy 9 year old - Send me cash or I will kill you - Have enough caffiene?? - May I speak to the CEO please?
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Merry Fucking Christmas
Jeep Crash
Guitar Hero 2Best game ever
Army/Dishwashing Stories
Maybe Jerry does have a gun?
In no particular order...
The quad in the chair
Web Site down
Hanna Barbera
Miss America getting drug tests
Climbers still out there
Email to the teachers
Alien Ant Farm
ebay stupids
Evil twins hacker
CO Deaths - 50 Somalis pulled the Weber's into the living room
We talk about a whole bunch of shit. But if you don't listen to anything we say - leave us an inspiring message for the troops.
Panda Porn - Dead body in the mail - Fire at the Fire house - Monster Energy Drinks
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Bitching about ipod software - Michael richards rant - Steelers suck - Email campaign to monsterbeverage.com - The Davinci Code
Viva Las Vegas - The GED - Zune Blows - PS3 fans blow harder
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Ms Sto speaks out - God damn DEMS!! Rummy gone too!!! Don't forget the party!!!!!
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damn......maybe I'll get laid tonight
More Billy Bob - The all new Lexus LS - Tom Mabe - A visit from Ben - A little more Billy Bob
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The first 11 or 12 minutes of audio really stinks - I can't apologize enough - but the 30 minutes of interview with Billy Bob Neck from http://www.shelleytherepublican.com is worth it. Be patient, and enjoy the show. I had to get this out as soon as I could.
God is a 3 letter word.
Goodnight Andy wherever you are - Andy the indian guy leaves 7-11 to go back to India - Loofah's are good for scratching your nuts in the shower - Put "Free" signs on your neighbor's shit...
The Lombardi Slap - find out what it is!!
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Guns Guns Guns - for some reason - this show came out like an infomercial for Washington State schools, and an NRA rally
Fighting off evil racoons - a comedy bit by Lisa Lampanelli - and a lovely Christmas song.
The end of the show got chopped off - here is the whole show.....Forgot the shout out to the "It's all about Marta and (me)" show......sorry guys....
Enjoy!
Not your ordinary show. This is part one of a two (possibly three) part interview with a very interesting guest.
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