The Pen 15 Podcast: Recent Episodes
Olde City Matt
It all starts with three simple words: could you imagine...
Hi. I'm Olde City Matt. I'm joined by famous comedian Tim Wolfe and a slew of in room guests as we discuss dumb shit.
Don't know if you'll like this podcast? Here's some short clips on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2Pr3meg7M&list=PLDmw6kABkdJUeY5KyQzymR_4JjouS4l3W
New episodes every Monday AND Friday, with occasional special episodes on Wednesday. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support
The final episode. For real this time. And what a send off! Pee Wee Herman on the Titanic is easily one of the top five bits ever in the history of the podcast. We actually just kinda talk about Pee Wee Herman a lot this episode. Also, Celine Dion looks like dogshit. And jerking off to The L Word is my form of peaceful protest.
Thanks to everyone who listened. There will never be another Pen 15 Podcast, and Olde City Matt will more than likely retire. So...see ya never, I guess. Tim Wolfe'll be around though.
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Our second to last episode ever! The final Tim's dad story. The Wal Mart demon. How do you spell computer?
This podcast is gay and black.
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I'm joined by famous Reno, Northeast Ohio, and Western Pennsylvania comic Dylan Lusk! We discuss how awful Ravenna, OH is, how awful Philly's stand up scene is, that thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was true, the dicksucking app for PS4, and dog dick.
I come out as trans in this episode. Also, the name of that bar in Stow is On Tap. It's logo is a bison in a bow tie. It's cute.
Two episodes left!
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Originally aired on Patreon October 18th, 2020. Brian, Shawn Beef, and Enigmatic Steve were on this one, plus Tim Wolfe in one of his early appearances before he was a co-host.
Shawn brings back his classic character Anne Gyna. Steve made friends with a neo-Nazi. I'm afraid of the Tin Man. We talk about Paris Hilton and Edward Furlong. Shooting up your school is now hack. N Sync songs are all about killing yourself. This was the longest episode of The Pen 15 Podcast.
Sad announcement: we're ending the podcast soon. Again. But permanently this time. There are three episodes left after this.
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We discuss ICP and Juggalos in this one. No lie, this turned out to be probably one of our funniest.
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This episode contains:
-how to make or break a date
-the funny thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was real
-Charlie Manson's Angels
-the story of how Tim found his way back home from Meadville
-our (possible) new bit, actor swap.
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This episode we tell the true story of how the Indians lost their land! Also, Tim makes a dark confession and I can't tell if he's being ironic or not. You don't wanna miss this one.
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Welcome to the Matt and Tim N word power hour! Featuring:
-Tim Wolfe would do anything for fame...including that.
-That time Tim got a DUI and could finally end things with a girl he didn't like.
-How The Shawshank Redemption should've ended, and how every Tom Hanks movie should begin.
Shoutout to Kent, OH! Me and Tim finally hung out for the first time in six years!
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This one came out September 2020 and includes such highlights as Smokey the Twink, Pole McCartney, Freedom Kahlo, and No Look Liu, which was my favorite joke made on the podcast during the original run.
Again, if you want to see more content like this, spread the word and I will organize some sort of Patreon revival.
To see what other juicy goodies we had on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pen15podcast?fan_landing=true
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Guinea pigs having sex. Ugly people having sex. David Carradine having suicidal sex.
Sex.
This episode is dedicated to Trevor Moore. RIP
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This episode is a year old and was one of the three bonus episodes released on Patreon when we had one up and running. Our concept back then was to post a poll on Facebook and let the people in the group vote on the bonus topic. The topic here was the old internet. Here it is, free and available to the public for the first time.
If we increase listenership, I would love to reanimate the Patreon and have a reason to make stuff like this again. So if you like what you hear, spread the word. There are two more episodes like this and loads of more bonus content over at https://www.patreon.com/pen15podcast?fan_landing=true
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Tim's idea for a bee movie. No, not B Movie, thought we talk about that too. Jerry Seinfeld is bees. Oogie Boogie is black.
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This episode contains some advice to our listeners: what to tell a girl the next time she says that you don't have your shit together.
We also talk about furries (again again) in this one. Also, Rocket Power. That show was gay.
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I'm joined by Tim Wolfe, Movie Theater Kelly, and special guest Freddy Krueger. We discuss a cunnilingus scene in R.L. Stine's woke new show, hamster's in asses, Tim's aggressively homosexual landlord, and the completely autistic way Tim pronounces "Antarctica."
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Rudolph the black eyed reindeer. Santa fucks. Affirmative lafftion.
We also discuss the worst religion of all (it's the one you're thinking of).
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The dean of college. A cop's handy dandy framing utility belt. Catdog. A conversation between Bill Cosby and Joe Pesci. The brief return of Movie Theater Kelly.
Tim Wolfe is now more famous than Andy Dick.
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Tim Wolfe is Walter White Jr. He's also apparently not allowed to do cocaine. We do impressions in this one. Are people listening to this podcast while they fuck? Did Tom Sizemore have sex with Michael Rappaport?
This one is wild.
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I'm joined by Steve and Dave as we discuss last names, Brock Lesnar's daughter, the Wachowski sisters, some LGBT history, and the return of Bill Clinton!
This episode is sponsored by John R. Deady Funeral Home. It's real. Look it up.
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Tim's landlord asks him on an erotic vacation. Tim's dad does a real life bit to his son. Tim opens up about his porn hangups. Maybe I should just rename this "Tim Wolfe: the Podcast."
Let's get restarted HAA
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This episode, me, Dave, and Steve discuss retard strength, Muslim years, and Olmec's sexy DSLs.
This episode is dedicated to John McAfee. You will be missed forever. RIP
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Human investments. Depressed dogs. Incels. Hostage negotiation. Me and Tim Wolfe get emo on a brand new episode!
"If you're a girl that loves dick, I wouldn't recommend me being the one who gives it to you."
-A wise man
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I'm back in the studio with Steve and Dave. We discuss gaping cootchie, professions for asexuals, your pornstar daughter, Dave's possibly gay dog, and how awful Big Bang Theory is.
So...how wide is YOUR pussy?
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I'm joined by world famous Ohio comedian Miki Janosi! We discuss being bald, retarded superheroes, the missile alert, top deaths, botched deaths, celebrity botched deaths, and deaths.
Influencers! That's the word I was looking for.
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I have decided to make Tim Wolfe an official co-host of the podcast! We beg the question: does being horny cure racism? We also talk some shit on Forrest Whitaker, Roger Ebert, and Gabriel Inglesias. Featuring special guest, Tim's mom!
If you love us, leave a good review on Apple Podcasts. If you hate us, leave a good review on Apple Podcasts. Then stick my dick in your mouth.
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I'm joined by Steve and Asian Dave again. We discuss Kevin Federline, gambling, r/kelly, and how it would be cool to be gay.
A call to all our fans: do me a favor. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts. I don't trust Anchor's numbers anymore and want to get some idea of how many people are actually listening to this.
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I'm joined by Joseph Larkin of the W3 Thr33 Tr0lls podcast! We talk about homeless people (a lot), the disintegration of life in California, Joseph's alcoholic dad, that one time I met the horse from Dances with Wolves, and Philly. Fuck Philly.
Check out W3 Thr33 Tr0lls here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w3-thr33-tr0lls/id1334403037
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Part 2 of my chat with Gene DiNapoli! We discuss Gene's show, Jackass, and more crazy Elvis stories!
Be sure to check out Reminiscing with Gene DiNapoli: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW27xk54_sX-Y0B6InLUBWA
If you want to book Gene, have him marry you, or feel compelled to spend the day with Elvis, visit his website: https://www.genedinapoli.com/
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I'm joined by two newcomers, Steve and Dave. We talk about yo mama jokes, Undercover Boss, and getting pooped on in what has to be the most misogynistic episode of this podcast.
Happy pride.
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Part 1 of my chat with America's youngest Elvis impersonator and Cum Town favorite, Gene DiNapoli! We discuss his aftermath of being on Cum Town, that time Scumbag Vinny had me on his show, and, of course, all things Elvis!
Hey Cum Town! Get Gene back on!
If you want to book Gene, have him marry you, or check out his podcast, visit: https://www.genedinapoli.com/
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Brian's friend's wild cigarette claim. High school stories. My dumbest bitch of the week yet. Brian can name every My Little Pony.
This dog don't hunt.
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Fetal alcohol syndrome, throwback jokes, and a huge shoutout to Charlotte: America's greatest city.
Can you take me high, meow?
To a place where cats can meow?
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Ladies and gentlemen, this episode contains what is probably the greatest, most fucked up story ever told on this podcast. You have been warned.
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Tim Wolfe returns! We discuss Scientology, Carlos Mencia, getting a lap dance while pooping, Sam Kinison's last words, Jesus at the Nazareth open mic, and how his parents just don't understand.
The chickens are crossing the road in this one.
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Shawn Beef tells a story of love and romance. We shit on the British. We shit on the Irish. We shit on lazy eyes. We dream of hanging out with trainwreck celebrities.
So pop that chub!
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Pokemon. Bar etiquette. Alternate movie endings. Robert di Niro's sneaky trap. Polite pedophiles. Brian abandoning his future children. Special needs Batman.
I laughed so hard I cried in this one.
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Shawn Beef returns! We discuss Tom Cruise, Brian's adventures in an after hours bar, Philly's most infamous strip club The Republican, and Mary Todd Lincoln's head game.
Seriously though, the Republican is wild.
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American cartoons vs anime in this episode. Brian and I submit some favorites from both. We also discuss my old roommate who used to watch hentai, and some statistics of the podcast.
Shoutout to Super Eyepatch Wolf, who isn't listening to this show.
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Some lady named Kelly called in and told some hilarious stories about working at a movie theater. We discuss people smuggling children, Seth Rogan's filthy body, and homeless people and their coffee.
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I finally give my take on cops. Are they all bastards? Listen and find out!
Me and Brian also bring back bitch of the week! This week, we cover advertisements and smug scientists.
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This week, I'm joined by famous Northeast Ohio (now LA based) comedian, Devin Conner! We discuss the awful problem in Norton, OH, Paul Blart 3, that time I said the n word in a movie theater, and hot pussy, baby.
Sha ba doo!
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No seriously. He died last year, did anyone hear about this? I had no idea.
Oh yeah. WE'RE BACK BABY! I'm joined in the studio by Brian, where we discuss Michael Caine, a shitty movie, and male role models.
This episode is brought to you by the letter K. K is for Komeback, bitch!
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I'm joined by Birmingham raised, Philly based comedian, Rat Boy James Moss. We discuss railing out Kay Ivey, comedian James Mahal, Goosebumps books, and when shows become aware of their audience.
I want to play a game...
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The second part of my conversation with Thyler and Jake of Fartmouth Podcast! We talk about the Navy, dogs, and the return of a classic Pen 15 joke!
We like it ruff.
Be sure to check out Fartmouth Podcast!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fartmouth/id1492741786
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This episode, I have the pleasure of talking to Thyler and Jake, hosts of Fartmouth, one of my absolute favorite podcasts. So naturally, we talk about podcasts, a topic that I've mostly successfully avoided. Fuck.
We also discuss their song parodies, baby dick (it's not what you think...it's worse), cavernous cootchie, and a certain museum director with big tits.
If you haven't listened to Fartmouth, check them out!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fartmouth/id1492741786
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The end of my conversation with famous Northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe!
Slenderman, Jeff Foxworthy, and Tim's new movie. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe during this one.
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Famous northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe's return call in! We talk about the South, blackface, Nascar, the corniest joke I've ever made, and Tim's story of getting abandoned in Chicago...TWICE! In two years! This is the story of the folding chair that broke the camel's back.
Tune in next week for part 2!
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We're back with a new call in segment! Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in again, rocking a rhino horn and pounding some Natty. We talk about high school dares, his pee blowjob story, and the fate of the girl he banged with cancer. This episode might just be the fuckest.
Regular in room episodes will resume in the upcoming month. This side series will persist before and during the regular run.
For those who supported us, waiting patiently for our return: thank you, Penheads. <3
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The Pen 15 Podcast will be revived this year, most likely sometime in the next couple months. Here's a little best of I threw together for a marketing thing. Enjoy.
There is also a joke in here from an old bonus episode that is probably new to most of you.
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And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to
The size of your Pen 15
Thanks for listening, Penheads.
Some friends of ours:
Let Us Be Idiots: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let-us-be-idiots/id1479014669?fbclid=IwAR27U_TC4XeZbOkiORr6y8K6Z7JQy7w9_jbHskgZ0Y085eZJT4d3ohhWEgk
Rushmore Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rushmore-podcast/id1329831952
Ryan Boyle: https://www.instagram.com/not.ryan.boyle/
Tim Wolfe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHfkWbNUwM4&t=31s
Tardvark: https://www.youtube.com/user/zachdify
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I came THIS CLOSE to not having an episode this week until Pepper Goins of the Rushmore Podcast decided to call in from work.
We talk about car robberies in Jackson, MS, how Pepper used to be a hot girl, and about collaborating on a new future podcast...that would get us murdered.
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We talk about Tupac, a whore house, hacking someone's Onlyfans, and throwing up in an Uber. Plus I rap again.
So call me Mystic Mayo!
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Me and Clarence make an anime. We talk about Green Eggs and Ham. I fucked up and thought only the eggs were green. We get assaulted by a naked woman. Hypothetically.
We Down 4 Lyfe!
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I give Clarence a new nickname. We discuss state mandated vasectomies, Twilight of the Cockroaches, and how to unmuzzle a bear. Hint: start by taking off her hijab.
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Out now at www.patreon.com/pen15podcast
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Curley's fries, Mine Kumpf, pumpkin purie, and all the people we wanna kill. Everything Shawn says could've been the title of this episode because he can't pronounce words.
Also, we read your poop stories!
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Shawn Beef is finally back in the studio with his friend Enigmatic Steve. This episode probably has the greatest opening line ever. We also talk about the pedophile behind me in line at Office Max, the towel guy in the bathroom, and Shawn's continued denial of gravity. We also confuse Cleopatra with Helen of Troy, which made me angry at myself while editing.
Fuck Star Wars.
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Me and Clarence discuss the fun of masturbating, his trip to Miami, teen pregnancy, places we've pooped, and Little Caesar's.
Boo boo choo! Here comes the goo!
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*This episode is about a TV show on Hulu called PEN15.
PEN15* is described as "middle school as it really happened." Erskine and Konkle play versions of themselves as 13-year-old outcasts in the year 2000, surrounded by actual 13-year-olds, where the best day of your life can turn into your worst with the stroke of a gel pen.
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I play another story from our friend Zach, we talk more shit on furries, make more fun of Butch Fartman, talk about fucked up Japanese porn, and bring back "I like my Women!" All this on a nice, short, retro episode of The Pen 15 Podcast.
So lemme see that jelly roll.
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We impersonate presidents for 20 minutes. Then, Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in (20:04)! He tells an exclusive story never before heard on TDS (22:50) and throws in an addendum to the post-op lady story that was left out of TDS (38:24). We also give a revealing shoutout to the host of another podcast that we both like.
Be sure to post in our Discord: https://discord.gg/cvvFMR
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The trailer for bonus episode 2.
Debuts Sunday, only on www.patreon.com/pen15podcast
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I'm joined by Brian and Clarence. We talk about Butch Hartman (2:13), Bella Thorne (7:36), that time I baited and switched a guy into coming off racist in front of Clarence (12:36), and Clarence's story of love and romance (17:47). Clarence and I also negotiate the conditions of my n-word pass.
Then another call in from Cris (32:11) and the story of how he ruined another life (36:07).
Hope you're hungry like a dog!
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Remember when you shared your losing virginity stories on Facebook? We read them in this one.
Other highlights include a fan song by Pepper Goins of the Rushmore Podcast, a burn victim who took the virginities of every boy in town (9:07), Ryan Boyle talking about the first time he ever cummed (16:00), and me delivering an edict with suicide instructions to some guy I'll never meet (36:25).
We playin ball!
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We finally have three people in one room. I'm joined by Clarence and Ryan Boyle to discuss Bratz dolls, McCauley Culkin (9:50), the two headed girl (12:42), and the first gay MMA fighter (27:54). I'm also joined by Pepper Goins, host of the Rushmore Podcast (35:25). He steals Twitter handles. Also, he has COVID.
This episode is dedicated to Kimbo Slice. RIP.
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Me and Brian kick this one off talking about Batman: The Animated Series and how we'd fuck every chick in it. Then Cris calls in with two stories. He has a traumatic old internet story (18:51) and the saga of how he lost his virginity, found it again, then lost it again to a fat vegan who was being vegan wrong (26:42).
So join us in the baptismal fires!
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Welcome to a very special 15th episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. This one is short, but boy is it a milestone! I sing a song I wrote especially for you guys, we have a fantastic storytime about how we each lost our virginity, and Brian and I deliver a very special message to all of our supreme gentlemen in the making.
Stay tuned for our first bonus episode, coming out Sunday! Only at www.patreon.com/pen15podcast
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Shawn Beef is back in the studio. We talk about Christopher Columbus (9:45), the hot lesbians of Richmond (21:04), and some other stuff. Also, Shawn doesn't believe in gravity (13:04).
Then, a call from world famous, Northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe (23:03). The rumors are true, he was fired from a sandwich shop. Get the real story here, only on The Pen 15 Podcast! (35:07).
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Shawn Beef returns for what turned out to be the horror episode! Spooky!
This is pretty much a bunch of horror related stuff, but we do also talk about killing the czar's entire family (10:52), shooting hookers with Nerf guns (12:00), shows where you laugh AT them (20:15), and pornographic Goosebumps titles (29:57). Also, at 35:00, our first Patreon storytime call in from Zach about that time he interrogated a terrorist.
So...welcome to head house...
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I'm joined by real life Philly comedian Ryan Boyle, as well as a call in appearance from famed podcaster and comedian Matteo Pascale, host of Let Us Be Idiots and numerous other projects. We start off reading your sex genie wishes, talk about the comedy world (3:10), Ryan tells the story of the time he saw a nerd's dick (13:33), and also about how he ruined a teacher's life (24:40). Matteo talks about his seasoned experiences with podcasting and why fans of Cum Town are picking on him (31:40). Also, suicide videos are funny (24:40). I think comedy is dead.
Ryan has hope. Hope is a good thing, and no good thing ever dies.
Also, we have a Patreon now!
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We talk about the sex genie (6:55), fictional crushes from childhood (19:45), the buttsex meme from The Last of Us 2 (33:20), a new storytime call in (38:15), and why saving yourself for marriage is gay (don't remember where this one is).
So be sure to put on some Barry White to get in the mood, because this is the horny episode.
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Clarence is bad at geography. There's insanity happening in these streets! Plus, two call ins for the price of one from Roger the pickup artist and Ben the life ruiner.
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We have a new theme song and storytime jingle. Clarence is back and we talk more about how we like our women. Pablo Muchacho calls in with a story that will shock and appall all who hear it.
So keep your llama out of my cheerio!
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Our first storytime call in. An interview with Ann Jaina. Skunk Ape. Frankenhooker. Helen Keller on Ice. The death of a Dunkin Donuts.
This boner just won't quit!
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We have our best storytime yet on this episode! Many wild stories brought to us by OG punk rock legend Shawn "Beef" Strokinoff, as well as a couple fan submitted ones! We also discuss To Catch a Predator, Fast Eddie and his poop filled pizza boxes, and that one chick at KSU that also pooped (in her pants). Also a huge announcement at the end!
Looks like we're stuck together, sweetie!
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We talk about history and the American presidents in this one. I live vicariously through Bill Clinton's sex life. We also talk about The Sopranos again from 25:04-33:47, so if you're saving yourself to watch it, skip that part. Unleashed is still the funniest movie I've ever heard tell of. China, lazy eyes, and more on this episode of The Pen 15 Podcast.
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We talk about furries in this one, guys. We also talk about Stephen King, micropenises, weird nicknames for genitals, repressed memories, and that one time Bob Hoskins owned a pet. You stopped reading after "furries," didn't you?
You should stick an ice cube up your butt before listening to this one.
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Clarence gives good storytime in this one. I discuss my lifelong dream to be a bad influence on someone's life. We get really mean in this episode. I also freestyle rap, so if you need a reason to kill yourself, you're gonna love this one.
I didn't realize this until just now, but Clarence thought Abraham Lincoln was shot in a movie theater.
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This episode has our first fan submitted storytime segment! Thank you Benis Boy!
Clarence and I also discuss racism in society, his grandma's tits, Australian Dexter's Lab, and Disney Plus and Cuck. Try it on your significant other!
I like my women like I like this episode. Getting done by a white guy and a black guy at the same time.
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Listen here, ya little fuck! We talk about The Sopranos in this episode. Brian just finished season 1, so there'll be pretty light spoilers here. Plus we cover other important topics, like how much money would you suck a dick for? And is a show about librarians gay? (Answer: yes)
So you better listen to this episode or I'll cast you down with the sodomites!
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On the debut episode of the world famous Pen 15 Podcast, the first two members of the Pen 15 Club talk about cousin fucking, animal fucking, and what it means to be genetically gay. I make a sincere promise to the listeners, a promise I fully intend to keep. Also, we talk about our favorite comic book villain, the Tortoise.
Cousin Brian doesn't like the name. He doesn't like me being meta. He doesn't like anything. We're off to a terrible start.
So...uh...you got a name?
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The official first full length trailer for the Pen 15 Podcast!
Our debut episode will be dropping this coming Wednesday, April 29th.
Underdogs unite.
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Pretty soon, the first episode of The Pen 15 Podcast will debut!
In this teaser, I'm joined by a famous friend of mine! You may have even seen him on TV!
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