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Catch Brooke & Jubal weekday mornings on NOW 96.3 from 6am-10am. Here's what you can expect on the show... Jubal’s Phone Taps – Jubal brings you hilarious prank calls with unsuspecting targets. Listeners can submit requests to prank their friends and family. Second Date – Brooke & Jubal take calls from listeners who went on a date, and are getting blown off for the second date. Brooke & Jubal call their prospective listeners to find out why they are not getting the call back. Loser Line - When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR! Awkward Tuesday Phone Call – If you need to have an awkward conversation. Brooke and Jubal will give you their advice, just as long as you agree to have the awkward conversation on the air!
Happy Maker - We quite possibly could have met one of the most quintessential meatheads ever… His name is Robert… and nobody is more shocked that he’s not getting a call back than himself… We’ll find out why in your Second Date!
Happy Maker - We quite possibly could have met one of the most quintessential meatheads ever… His name is Robert… and nobody is more shocked that he’s not getting a call back than himself… We’ll find out why in your Second Date!
Torture Cellar – In today’s Phone Tap, Jubal is looking to sell his house, so he’s calling a realtor for help. The place is really nice and has many strong selling points! A beautiful lake view… large open floor plan… a torture cellar…
Sheet Surprise – Coming up in your BRAND NEW Second Date Update, the woman who emailed us for help has a pretty unique strategy on how to swipe on tinder. And surprisingly, it’s pretty successful.
Sheet Surprise – Coming up in your BRAND NEW Second Date Update, the woman who emailed us for help has a pretty unique strategy on how to swipe on tinder. And surprisingly, it’s pretty successful.
To Catch A Cheater 3 – One of our listeners wanted us to confront her cheating boyfriend so she emailed us and we made it happen in your Phone Tap!
Bank Fee Pleasure Call - Coming up in your Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy who’s having major issues with his bank. Apparently he has been charged with so many ridiculous fees that he’s asked to speak with a supervisor…that’s where Jubal comes in…
2 Month Wait - The couple in today’s Second Date talked for 2 months before even meeting in person! Does slow and steady win the race or did their delayed start put a damper on their love connection?
2 Month Wait - The couple in today’s Second Date talked for 2 months before even meeting in person! Does slow and steady win the race or did their delayed start put a damper on their love connection?
Data Breach Just For You - Coming up in your Phone Tap, if you’ve ever received an email about credit card fraud from your department store you’ll know exactly how Jubal’s Phone Tap victim feels.
Dropped Tesla - Coming up in your Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who has been waiting for what seems like AGES for her dream car to come. Well, good news, it came. Bad news is… they had a little trouble dropping it off.
Dropped Tesla - Coming up in your Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who has been waiting for what seems like AGES for her dream car to come. Well, good news, it came. Bad news is… they had a little trouble dropping it off.
Ur Smurfin’ Crazy - One of our listeners feels horrible about the mistake she made during her date and the guy even called her out on it… We’re sift through her embarrassment and try to salvage a second date!
Ur Smurfin’ Crazy - One of our listeners feels horrible about the mistake she made during her date and the guy even called her out on it… We’re sift through her embarrassment and try to salvage a second date!
Netflix and Don’t Chill – Coming up in your Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy to warn him, that his lazy lifestyle choices MAY be endangering his well being... That's why they're ready to shut down his Netflix subscription, and get him up and active once again! Hear his reaction in the PHONE TAP.
Autotune Teacher - Jubal loves Phone Tapping teachers because their trusting, compassionate, and ripe for the pranking. Today a music teacher faces Jubal’s wrath!
Ambush Date - We know that when it comes to asking someone out, you need to be BOLD and CONFIDENT. One of our callers… absolutely did not do that. Instead she had to lie and trick a guy into going on a date with her! What’s her secret?
Ambush Date - We know that when it comes to asking someone out, you need to be BOLD and CONFIDENT. One of our callers… absolutely did not do that. Instead she had to lie and trick a guy into going on a date with her! What’s her secret?
Stuck In The Door - One of our unlucky listeners had her date absolutely ruined. By what you ask? A revolving door, of course.
Stuck In The Door - One of our unlucky listeners had her date absolutely ruined. By what you ask? A revolving door, of course.
Gucci Job Interview - Applying for jobs is stressful – you spend HOURS applying to different places and often never get called. However, Jubal has some good news for a girl applying for a job in the publishing industry! His company wants her! BUT… only for one SPECIAL skill that she has…
Snakes On A Mailbox- In today’s Phone Tap, Jubal pretends to work at an exotic animal store, and while the owner of the home is at work, Jubal accidentally delivered a trunk full of deadly snakes to his front porch. Easy mistake to make, right?
Ketchup on that Sushi - One of our listeners experienced something UNFORGIVABLE during a dinner date and we bet a bunch of you would agree it’s a huge DEALBREAKER.
Ketchup on that Sushi - One of our listeners experienced something UNFORGIVABLE during a dinner date and we bet a bunch of you would agree it’s a huge DEALBREAKER.
There’s four words that should never be mentioned on a first date: Long. Island. Iced. Tea. They’re nothing but trouble. Don’t believe us?
There’s four words that should never be mentioned on a first date: Long. Island. Iced. Tea. They’re nothing but trouble. Don’t believe us?
Beware if you’re someone who opened a gym membership at the start of the new year. Jubal’s calling up folks and laying down some pretty strict requirements if you want to get your pump on at his gym.
One of our listeners got a little too comfortable during Happy Hour and he gave the OVERSHARE to end all overshares. You won’t believe what he said… and even if you do… it still might make you uneasy.
One of our listeners got a little too comfortable during Happy Hour and he gave the OVERSHARE to end all overshares. You won’t believe what he said… and even if you do… it still might make you uneasy.
Jubal calls a woman who just made a big presentation at her work… and there's a lot of BUZZ around the office about it. But maybe it’s because she had a huge booger hanging out of her nose the whole time.
One of our listeners got taken on one of the MOST romantic, extravagant dates we’ve ever seen… to the dollar menu at the Golden Arches. She says the date went great… and HE thought so too. But there one thing she DIDN’T do that was the problem…
One of our listeners got taken on one of the MOST romantic, extravagant dates we’ve ever seen… to the dollar menu at the Golden Arches. She says the date went great… and HE thought so too. But there one thing she DIDN’T do that was the problem…
What would happen if someone had access to your ENTIRE browser history? Would you have anything to hide? Any embarrassing sites you’ve visited? Well, Jubal has access to one woman’s history and has some VERY important questions for her…
Comedy Club Casanova - One of our listeners came up with a full-proof plan to impress on a first date… Some might not think his strategy would actually work… But, after hearing his reasoning, we bet hundreds of guys are going to start using this same strategy on their own dates!
Comedy Club Casanova - One of our listeners came up with a full-proof plan to impress on a first date… Some might not think his strategy would actually work… But, after hearing his reasoning, we bet hundreds of guys are going to start using this same strategy on their own dates!
Troller Coaster - Jubal’s upcoming Phone Tap victim is scrambling to find a last-minute replacement wedding band. Luckily, Jubal has the perfect fill-in ready for her.
Stuck In Donation Bin - We all find ourselves in a bad spot every so often. In Jubal’s case, that bad spot is the inside of a donation bin.
Spread Em - The guy in today's Second Date already knows he did something wrong. The thing is, he was pretty much guaranteed a second date before he screwed up this big. So now he wants a chance to apologize to Mariella and try to reclaim some sense of dignity.
Spread Em - The guy in today's Second Date already knows he did something wrong. The thing is, he was pretty much guaranteed a second date before he screwed up this big. So now he wants a chance to apologize to Mariella and try to reclaim some sense of dignity.
Pyramid Schemin’ – Could you make a relationship work with someone you haven’t seen since middle school? Two of our listeners gave it a go until an unannounced THIRD PARTY came to wreck the fun.
Pyramid Schemin’ – Could you make a relationship work with someone you haven’t seen since middle school? Two of our listeners gave it a go until an unannounced THIRD PARTY came to wreck the fun.
Double Jeopardy - The question, Mr. Trebek, would be: “What is Super Embarrassing?” The answer is: “A Jubal Phone Tap”.
Meal Steal - You’ve heard of love at first sight, but what about love at first listen? That’s how one guy met his date – through a customer service call he loved her voice so much he had to meet her. So, he did, and he got a date! Where did things go wrong?
Meal Steal - You’ve heard of love at first sight, but what about love at first listen? That’s how one guy met his date – through a customer service call he loved her voice so much he had to meet her. So, he did, and he got a date! Where did things go wrong?
6 Year Old Thief – In today’s Phone Tap, Jubal calls a mother of a young child to tell her he's prosecuting him for stealing a candy bar from a grocery store. She already brought the child back to the store and made him apologize but Jubal won't rest until justice is served!
They say that love comes in the most unexpected ways, and today’s Second Date might be an example of that… What happened on their date was DEFINITELY unexpected… but is it LOVE?
They say that love comes in the most unexpected ways, and today’s Second Date might be an example of that… What happened on their date was DEFINITELY unexpected… but is it LOVE?
In today’s phone tap, Jubal calls a woman who apparently got a little WILD at her office holiday party… He needs her to open up about ALL the dirty details about what happened last night on top of the copy machine
Jubal Drunk Dial - We get a LOT of requests from people all over the country to do phone taps. So, Jubal thought it would be hilarious to call one of our listeners and… act… DRUNK. Will they figure out that he’s actually phone tapping them?
Vow Do Over - The woman in today’s Second Date met her date AT a wedding. She had a lovely time but why does he want NOTHING to do with her EVER again?
Vow Do Over - The woman in today’s Second Date met her date AT a wedding. She had a lovely time but why does he want NOTHING to do with her EVER again?
Selfie Stick Rejection - Samantha thinks that her selfie stick might have scared Charlie away on their first date. Not to mention when they were under the moon he didn't make any move at all. Is this romance doomed from the start or is this just a case of mixed signals?
Selfie Stick Rejection - Samantha thinks that her selfie stick might have scared Charlie away on their first date. Not to mention when they were under the moon he didn't make any move at all. Is this romance doomed from the start or is this just a case of mixed signals?
Spanky Pants - In Today’s Phone tap, Jubal calls a woman who was out at the club with a bunch of her friends the other night…And she's a bit fuzzy on the details of the night! All she knows is she hooked up with a random guy…and Jubal hints that he was the lucky guy.
Bad Case of Sibb – Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting on some test results from her doctor. So Jubal decides to make up a weird fake condition called “SIBB”, and there’s only ONE CURE for “SIBB”… hear it in your Phone Tap!
Her Dog Says I Love You – We’ve heard of “puppy love” before, but the girl in today’s call takes that to a WHOLE new level…
Her Dog Says I Love You – We’ve heard of “puppy love” before, but the girl in today’s call takes that to a WHOLE new level…
Thanks for the Tip – Today’s Phone Tap victim left a $5 tip on her credit card after getting some pizza and Jubal might have missed a decimal point so he’s calling to thank her for the $500 tip!!
Bowling for Booty - Thomas and Cindy went bowling on a first date. Is she interested in a second date or did Thomas strike out?
Bowling for Booty - Thomas and Cindy went bowling on a first date. Is she interested in a second date or did Thomas strike out?
Secret Karate Plan - Dancing with your date can be fun and romantic... but what are you supposed to do when some stranger asks if he can CUT IN? You can't say "no", right? It happened with one of our listeners and now, he's worried that it ruined his chances at love.
Secret Karate Plan - Dancing with your date can be fun and romantic... but what are you supposed to do when some stranger asks if he can CUT IN? You can't say "no", right? It happened with one of our listeners and now, he's worried that it ruined his chances at love.
Your Kid Is Poor – Today Jubal is calling a mom whose daughter is supposed to have play date with Jubal’s son but after learning some information he may keep his son away. Can’t have the rich kids playing with poor kids! That’s just unforgivable!
High Fivin - The woman in today’s Second Date considers herself a “guys’ girl.” She knows her way around a car, but can she navigate her way to a Second Date?
High Fivin - The woman in today’s Second Date considers herself a “guys’ girl.” She knows her way around a car, but can she navigate her way to a Second Date?
Prostitute Face – Today’s Phone Tap victim is considering a move to Hollywood and super-agent Topher Sparks thinks she might have what it takes to make an impact! It just might not be the impact she was hoping for…
Billboard Skank – Today Jubal is calling an ad executive to tell him that his ex-wife cheated on him with his brother. He has a great idea to get back at her and it involves a large billboard and some trust.
Blocked By 1-Legged Cat – It’s amazing the lengths some guys will go to just to impress someone on a date. The guy in today’s Second Date did something extreme to impress his date that was equal parts stupid and romantic.
Blocked By 1-Legged Cat – It’s amazing the lengths some guys will go to just to impress someone on a date. The guy in today’s Second Date did something extreme to impress his date that was equal parts stupid and romantic.
Today's Second Date Update is one of the classic examples… where one person's Grand Romantic Gesture turns out to be another person's Bizarre Circus Nightmare. Hear what Matt did to screw up his date
In today’s Phone Tap, a wife FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her that her husband got wasted on his business trip. Now he can’t even make his flight home… of course, it’s ALL Jubal’s fault.
Today's Second Date Update is one of the classic examples… where one person's Grand Romantic Gesture turns out to be another person's Bizarre Circus Nightmare. Hear what Matt did to screw up his date
Break A Date 4 – Today Jubal is calling from Break-a-Date, the service that dumps your significant other so you don’t have to! Isn’t the future awesome?!
How Much Do You Make - One of our listeners recently moved to the states from overseas and hasn’t been very lucky with dating American women. He’s not quite sure what he’s doing wrong… But when we call one of his dates who blew him off, the problem becomes VERY clear.
How Much Do You Make - One of our listeners recently moved to the states from overseas and hasn’t been very lucky with dating American women. He’s not quite sure what he’s doing wrong… But when we call one of his dates who blew him off, the problem becomes VERY clear.
Fondue Freak - One of our listeners went on a date to a fondue place. Things were going great, and both parties agreed that she was looking HOT that day, up until the guy noticed one thing…
Fondue Freak - One of our listeners went on a date to a fondue place. Things were going great, and both parties agreed that she was looking HOT that day, up until the guy noticed one thing…
Bad Carol – In today’s Phone Tap, Jubal poses as an events coordinator for a local church who is looking for some SERIOUS carolers for the holiday season. If you want to carol with Jubal you better bring it. Does she have what it takes?
Stolen Wallet- The guy in today’s Second Date Update is very angry. He met a girl recently, and woke up the next morning in an absolute rage. He wants our help fixing the situation and finding what he lost (Even though it might just be his MIND)
Stolen Wallet- The guy in today’s Second Date Update is very angry. He met a girl recently, and woke up the next morning in an absolute rage. He wants our help fixing the situation and finding what he lost (Even though it might just be his MIND).
Be Kind Rewind - In one of the top Phone Taps of 2019, Jubal calls a guy from the LAST Blockbuster on the planet… And demands That he returns the movie that he rented many years ago… Because if he doesn’t... He will face the WRATH of Blockbuster Video
How would you feel if someone told you the person you were dating might be a killer? Don’t freak out, it’s just a Phone Tap and it’s coming up
Jesse brought a girl back to his apartment on the first date… and he showed her his "Fortress of Solitude.” We're not making that up, he actually said that. Find out what he means, and if it's hurting his chances at love
Jesse brought a girl back to his apartment on the first date… and he showed her his "Fortress of Solitude.” We're not making that up, he actually said that. Find out what he means, and if it's hurting his chances at love
In today’s Second Date Update, we spoke to a guy who’s being blown off… And none of the hosts understand why he’s getting stood up… Is there something he’s not telling us?
In today’s Second Date Update, we spoke to a guy who’s being blown off… And none of the hosts understand why he’s getting stood up… Is there something he’s not telling us?
Jubal calls a woman who recently got pulled over for speeding and lied to the cop in order to get out of it. Now Officer Jubal has to act accordingly, because lying to the police is a very serious manner.
Vet Health Plan - Whenever signing up for a medical insurance plan, it is important to read the fine print and to watch out for abbreviations…
I’m Ugly Leave - One of our listeners told us she CRIED during her first date and it ended with a guy literally RUNNING away.
I’m Ugly Leave - One of our listeners told us she CRIED during her first date and it ended with a guy literally RUNNING away.
Mom Blocked – One of our listeners emailed us for help getting a Second Date… not for themselves… but for a relative. It’s one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to a grown man.
Mom Blocked – One of our listeners emailed us for help getting a Second Date… not for themselves… but for a relative. It’s one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to a grown man.
Your Car’s Stolen, Goodbye – We’re still counting down our favorite Phone Taps of 2019 and today, Jubal calls a woman on vacation in Mexico and tells her that her car has been stolen… not just that, but it’s also headed right for her!!
Coming up in today’s Second Date, a woman planned a date that she thought a typical guy might dream about… And somehow, it completely backfired… Find out what went wrong
Coming up in today’s Second Date, a woman planned a date that she thought a typical guy might dream about… And somehow, it completely backfired… Find out what went wrong
Our beloved shy guy Duncan is back and, as usual, is COMPLETELY ticking people off. He’s always getting into trouble for his bad communication skills. Hear how he offended his co-workers this time
Lisa attempts to figure out what happened with Friendsgiving but politics get involved.
Lisa attempts to figure out what happened with Friendsgiving but politics get involved.
Jubal does the unconventional way of interviewing for a job, over the phone. And he may not wanna do that ever again.
One of our listeners came up with one of the most MEMORABLE ways to ask a girl out… And it totally worked! At least at first… Find out what move he pulled and what he might have wished he did instead in your Second Date Update