First Things First TV: Recent Episodes
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I like to check in with the news about once a week. So I thought you might like to join me in this daring and bold venture. Come on. It'll be fun. I'll protect you from the dangers of the news jungle, just like your mother would. Trust me, I'm on the internet.
Heather discusses drunk dialing Anita Hill, why if you're anti-sex why you shouldn't sell sex toys and the lives of the rich and tasteless.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the Insane Clown Group, white noise and food and speeding in your old age.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses your butt, your middle finger as art and Wii little injuries.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses mouse bread, neanderthals and wizard hats. Just another Tuesday.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses zombies, spelling mistakes, Lennon's toilet and robotripping. Sounds bad but it's so good.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
What do Tiger Woods, traffic jams and sewers have in common? Watch and find out!
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the dangers of eating peas, horror film sets and the state of America's schools.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses giving dogs communion, loving your baby and conning people.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses dynamite, gay Mexican vacations and moonshine. Oh yeah.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses maggots, overpaid politicians and leprechauns. ;
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Psychic Octopuses! Bigfoot! Drug Lords! It's all here!
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the benefits of being naked, drunk, grumpy, dirty and celibate.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses testes, soy for boys and cockroaches. ; Tasty!
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses vomit assaults, suicide prevention and the hazards of sunbathing.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the news.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the 70-year-diet, tiger penis and collecting worker's comp whilst stripping.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses smoking pot while on duty...as a cop, giant evil rabbits and how people really are starving in China.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses winning the lottery, boobs causing earthquakes, chupacabras and ye olde firing squad.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses Steven Seagal and nudity.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the dos and dont's of airline traveling and not killing your wife.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses bringing up baby, filet-o-fish and airport forget-me-nots.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the RNC, stripping in Iceland (as if you want to take your clothes off there anyway) and streaking just because.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses wrestling a python in a tree, getting married in Saudi Arabia and stalking David Caruso.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses Al Franken's win in Minnesota, a Lego statue and the death of Marilyn Chambers.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses Angel Cabrera's win at the Master's, Woody Harrelson fighting zombies at the airport and Mel Gibson being single.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses the crazy train that is Billy Bob Thornton, eating 51 of the hottest chilies in the world in two minutes and the new Swedish stripper tax.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Heather discusses exposing Britain's counter terrorism operations, Kim Jong-il and good baby fat
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.
Every morning Heather rolls out of bed, grabs a cup of coffee and brings you all the news she deems worthy...or funny. Or worthy of being funny. You get the point.