I friend of mine told me a few months ago that he was going to Peru to have some sort of spiritual psychedelic drug retreat or something. I’ve been a lot of places and seen plenty of wild shit, so this sort of thing tends not to pique my interest as I’m more stimulated by paranoia at this point. I inquired as to the impetus for this expedition, and he replied that it was so he could quit drinking. “Why don’t you just quit drinking?” was what sprung to my mind. To be polite, I wished him good luck.

Family of woman who killed herself after using psychedelic drug Prince Harry praised condemn his comments https://t.co/mAVzcDEFL9

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) March 6, 2023

Society is so far gone that people doing voodoo drug rituals in a South American jungle to seek outcomes that can be accomplished right at home with their own willpower doesn’t seem particularly disturbing. I’m not some straight-edge prude with this stuff, either.

What I’m saying is if I recall correctly, both Ted “The Unabomber” Kaczynski and Charles Manson were experimented on with psychedelic substances. Sid Barrett from Pink Floyd went heavy with them and never came back.

Prince Harry is a stable, masculine man dedicated to serving his nation and upholding family honor (that’s sarcasm, hint hint). Here’s his experience:

‘It was the cleaning of the windscreen, cleaning of the windshield, the removal of life’s filters just as much as on Instagram, these layers of filters. [WTF does this even mean?!] ‘It removed it all for me and brought me a sense of relaxation, release, comfort, a lightness that I managed to hold on to for a period of time. ‘I started doing it recreationally and then started to realise how good it was for me, I would say it is one of the fundamental parts of my life that changed me and helped me deal with the traumas and pains of the past’

Alright, here’s famed QB Aaron Rodgers on doing this miracle juice with a ~~witch doctor~~ shaman:

“There’s a lot of trust. And surrender, I think, is another good word,” Rodgers told the magazine. “You have to surrender to the master plant teacher that is ayahuasca, and there’s naturally some fear around that. And when you do, some pretty incredible things can happen, as was evidenced by night two of my most recent journey.”

How sweet. Really spiritual, great.

He continued: “Night one, I was still a little resistant, and night two, I fully surrendered to the process and to the master teacher, and she was benevolent in her lessons. There’s a lot of overall happiness that exists when you have a deeper love for yourself. It actually allows you, I feel, to give and receive love better and interact with people with less judgment and less projection. So that’s one thing I’ve really been working on.”

There’s a bit more to it, though:

While speaking in a recent interview, the 38-year-old revealed that during his trip to Peru, Rodgers encountered a mysterious character, which he called a ‘Hat Man‘. Although it is to be noted that all these events occurred after the reigning NFL MVP consumed Ayahuasca, a herb that alters a person’s thinking ability, emotions, and senses……“He will sometimes appear in the distance, usually veiled by darkness, holding the corpse of a dead rabbit and sometimes a blade,”…..

Rodgers continued by saying he fears staying alone in the locker room as the lights usually flicker and get off one by one. “It was behind me, not even breathing hard. I heard its feet hitting the ground in a constant rhythm. I ran to my car, opened the door, slammed it behind me, and locked it as fast as I could.” He explained as if he was narrating the ghost story to a 10-year-old.

Just from this smattering of celebrities, one develops the impression that serious things can go wrong. Perhaps you’re particularly susceptible if you’re whacked-out in the first place. I’m not really sure but I’d caution against tempting fate.

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— Anthony of Westgate (@orthodago) January 13, 2023

Give it a go, kids!!!Things really do suck around here. Did you attend public school? Shopped at Walmart recently? Drove past a rent-to-own rims store on the way? Watched a child tranny on TV last night? That wasn’t in your head, there’s nothing wrong with you. It sucks, it really does. You’re not crazy for noticing. It’s not your problem for feeling a sense of unease. In fact, you should because you’re not crazy.

Part of being an adult is understanding that life sucks some to most of the time. People you love die, bad people do bad things, the government tries to inject everyone with poison or maybe soon, stick things up your ass. You’ll just have to find a way to cope with it and enjoy what you can. There’s nothing to ingest that will make everything all right with the world.

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