I have never once looked presentable with any level of facial hair. I would kill to be able to rock a Howie Mandel soul patch. That's a joke. I hope that you enjoy this story of the time I had an unfortunate shaving situation. Also, I know it's gross. I am an older person now (but would likely make the same mistake, realistically). 

As always, thank you to my production team. Shy Co-Host: Meryl Streep.