My name is Tyger. I introduce myself to people frequently. In response to my introduction, I have received every possible response that you can ponder. I have had to answer for the crimes of Tiger Woods ONE too many times! I still don't know why he cheated on his wife (scandal of our generation, in my opinion). I hope you enjoy this fun story. Sometimes we do things that are dumb for no reason. 

As always, thank you to my production team. Vacuum Provider: Eleanor Yeager, Dinner Specialist: Joey Rougas, Vice President of Finance: Nat Schwartzenberger.