The New Asianism

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Hey, what's the New Asianism?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Terry Chung (I go by Tae). I’m a failed Asian.

What do I mean by “failed”? I am lousy at math and science. My Korean language skills suck. I lost all my money, my marriage and job then ended up living in my car in a Motel 6 parking lot. That was a long time ago and that doesn’t mean I am a failed person. In fact, just the opposite. Because of my previous failures, I am now an even more successful person without all the Asian stereotypes.

Why you should Care?

Because we're supposed to be #1 in all things and if you've ever thought of being #1 at the #1 things in Life (hint; NOT work, sacrifice, scrimp) AND still drink, party, laugh, and sex to excess THIS is your place. There are also many #1 people who are white, Black, Latino, women, LGBTQ posing as "New Asians in Disguise" because they don't wish to flaunt their #1 status on others.

Too many people stand outside looking in, holding the limp water hose of their existence as they watch their lives go by in the rear view mirrors of passing cars.